I'll never, EVER see a chihuahua as I did before. The image of that gigantic feathury T-Rex chihuahua is printed in my mind now. Absolutly love her. From far, far, far away.
😄 my first thought was no, she's a velociraptor! 😄 I think chihuahua is close. She's more like a junkyard dog. The one who guards her live laugh love signs from anyone who might seek entry. She's defensive but lonely because she's in Heaven and she never thought she could get there. I see she's starting learn that you aren't going to attack or hurt her. I'm no veterinarian, but I think this is very good because it will provide progress in gaining her trust. Even a little bit more is wonderful. She just has to heal. ❤ 😍 Karen.
I was gonna call Brad the Chihuahua but now he's tied for Karen lol. Karen was the inspiration for Cujo. 😬. And omg I laughed SO HARD at Michaels 1997 Honda 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought she was the inspiration for Jurassic Park. When they broke out of the lab... She sounds just like them. And.. Have you seen her eggs? *That* is some pterodactyl isht
Yeah, I had Brad pegged as an ankle biting chihuahua also. But I can see the shih tzu & poodle mix. I have a little mixed something. The best match I can find for her is a mini pinscher, 😮and she and Karen are a lot alike! That dog bites me every chance she gets but then attacks anyone else that comes near me (she guards me while sitting on my lap)! She's an odd little thing. I'm really glad she's not emu sized!!!
Yes I have a chihuahua I said the same thing. Karen is a chia no doubt. When she did Keith, I about died I also have a rescue Italian greyhound And she nailed it.
Karen and raisins. Now it makes sense. You offered her a raisin cookie once and she thought it was a chocolate chip cookie before taking a big bite. This is how the Hatfield and McCoy conflict started.
"Raisins. Obviously." I rarely laugh out loud literally. That one got me. I was already smiling at how spot on chihuahua hit. Then raisins finished me with how random it was, but still so weirdly spot on. (Did Karen react violently to raisins in a video I missed? Or was that pure creativity?)
@@SusanBaileyAmazingEstate Legend has it that she once bit into a chocolate chip cookie, only to find that it was a raisin cookie, with the anger raging ever since…
"It makes it go fast..." HAHA :). I remember when I was like 6 and I got a new pair of shoes, I ran around the yard absolutely convinced the shoes made me go faster....
QUESTION!!! Have you ever tried chasing KAREN down while screaming just to see how she reacts? 😳 Might give her a little attitude adjustment. 😄 I’m no “Animal Behaviorist” but I do have to wonder if you putting up your hand to stop her is actually positive reinforcement for her because that was the only physical contact she received before you adopted her. I do love it when you get to let her every million attempts or so! But…chase her around the yard! Show Karen who is BOSS! Or who is crazier! 🤪 Love YOU & your USEFUL FARM!!! I had a Guinea Pig Rescue for over 6 years! And it grew to a parakeet, rabbit, hamster rescue and we fostered a very fat cat and a few puppies and dogs! Lots of work but LOTS of love!
I know Amanda is smart enough to know this shit is just asking for a Kung Fu Karen kick to the jaw. I’m also secretly hoping she will convince some idiot to jump in there and try it for the sake of the viewers though 🤣
I'm amazed Karen doesn't peck tf out of her arm. She could easily bend down and peck the living daylights out of her arm when she goes to stop her, lol
OMG. I just melted when Michael walked up....He looked so adorable, especially with his ears back!... Absolutely, adorable! Omg! Omg! Adorable. You're lucky. You have so many very special critters there on the farm. Critters that you get to see, whenever you like. And, you get to play with them, and hug them! As I said, how lucky you are. You're a rescue, is that right? I've seen how hard you work, but its so worth it, isnt it? To know that you're giving them a second chance at life? Thank you for that. All animals deserve to have a good life; a happy life; their best life! Bless you. And, keep that little yellow hat on Karens cute little head. She is so much nicer to you! 😊❤
I have had a chihuahua and I was thinking Brad is more of a chihuahua. A lot of noise in a little package and a bit bitey! At least that was my Skippy.
I would love to see a fashion show including all the animals in different wigs and outfits. Especially Karen Stanley and micheal. Karen and stanley rock a wig like no one else can
As an owner of a rescue Chihuahua I can confirm he is a TOTAL Karen!! 🙄 Also while Karen's hissing beak coming at me would be scary,those kicking claws are downright terrifying! One good swipe and bye bye intestines! 😬
When she said "Karen's a chihuahua", I spit out wine halfway a crossed the living room and hurt myself from coughing 😅😅 because of the uncomfortable laughing lmao GOD BLESS YA AMAND!
Amanda let me know when you start giving comedy tours of the farm, I will be the first to buy tickets!! Check with Paul first to see if that's not against company policy! ❤
How the actual you put up with Brad and Karen is totally beyond me. I admire you so much for your your kindness. You deserve any dollar you get from your channel. Kindest wishes to you, all you love and followers Worldwide 🙏🏻❤️🍀🕊️🏴
I always need to watch these 2-3x. I thought Michael would be a Wheaton Terrier. Brad would be the Chihuahua that does ballet stretch holds in my yard.
I was going to go with Chihuahua and Pitbull for Brad.❤ And yes! watching them a 2nd time for me I always catch a good laugh I missed on the 1st watch. 😂
The Honda comment!🤣🤣 I have a Honda with "the big wing on the back of it to make it go faster" It's red, a 1999 that I bought brand new, and still gets 30 miles to the gallon. 😁
Funny. In another video I actually thought Michael resembled some kind of big dopey dog lol - like a standard poodle mixed with like a Great Pyrenees lol…
I’m cracking up about Karen as a rescue chihuahua-we actually JUST got a rescue chihuachihua and while he is one of the sweetest dogs, he does NOT like our biggest dog and he is kind of a jerk to her.
Oh man, Karen makes me soooo scared for you!!! The way she rolls up on you with all of that hissing and in one instance she even had her foot up like she was trying to get you with her big ole feet! Please be careful! That bird ain't no joke! She terrifies me! 😨
Honestly honey your mind is a wonder! The things you come out with are beyond the beyond. I have never been so consistently and ecstatically surprised again and again by one person. If this doesn’t work out for you, I know you can make billions - - well…maybe not billions - - but a lot either as a writer for SNL, the CEO of a huge ad company, or … Well you decide…you defy expectations and I for one find that refreshing. Thank you!❤️👏💛
lmao you nailed all of them I think except Karen! Would've guessed pitbull.... Actually though, if Michael can be a car, then Karen is absolutely nothing more than a damn velociraptor.
Your commitment to Michael's hair-do makes me happy every time
Me too.
Joe Deeyertay! 😂
Amanda is jealous of Michael because he's the best looking of the batch of misfits (including Amanda). So sad 😞
Brad and Karen wakes up every day and chooses violence
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They choose violence and Amanda first. 🤣
Karen being offered raisins.
The true back story to Darth Vader's AT-ST machines
Right. They stay big mad.
Shiit-poo, I didn't see that coming. Lol!🤣🤣🤣
I'll never, EVER see a chihuahua as I did before. The image of that gigantic feathury T-Rex chihuahua is printed in my mind now. Absolutly love her. From far, far, far away.
👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 exactly 💯 👌 👏🏼 🙌🏼
If chihuahuas came in Karen size they'd take over the world
@@ohnonotagain8935 oh yeah!
Karen a chihuahua? She's all bite, not yap! lol
😄 my first thought was no, she's a velociraptor! 😄 I think chihuahua is close. She's more like a junkyard dog. The one who guards her live laugh love signs from anyone who might seek entry. She's defensive but lonely because she's in Heaven and she never thought she could get there. I see she's starting learn that you aren't going to attack or hurt her. I'm no veterinarian, but I think this is very good because it will provide progress in gaining her trust. Even a little bit more is wonderful. She just has to heal. ❤ 😍 Karen.
Brad:. $h!tPoo !!! 🤣
Karen: HELLHOUND Clearly.😏
Yes Yes Yes that’s EXACTLY what Karen is:
HELLHOUND / WEREWOLF
I was gonna call Brad the Chihuahua but now he's tied for Karen lol. Karen was the inspiration for Cujo. 😬. And omg I laughed SO HARD at Michaels 1997 Honda 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha. When she said 1997..... Honda civic she had me floored rolling and laughing, unable to get up haha.
I thought she was the inspiration for Jurassic Park. When they broke out of the lab...
She sounds just like them. And.. Have you seen her eggs? *That* is some pterodactyl isht
Yeah, I had Brad pegged as an ankle biting chihuahua also. But I can see the shih tzu & poodle mix. I have a little mixed something. The best match I can find for her is a mini pinscher, 😮and she and Karen are a lot alike! That dog bites me every chance she gets but then attacks anyone else that comes near me (she guards me while sitting on my lap)! She's an odd little thing. I'm really glad she's not emu sized!!!
I called Karen’s breed before you said it. When you know, you know! lol.
Yes I have a chihuahua I said the same thing. Karen is a chia no doubt. When she did Keith, I about died I also have a rescue Italian greyhound And she nailed it.
I had Chihuahua down for Brad.
Hahaha me too
@@Kuyjac258 Brad could def be a chihuahua. I get like chihuahua and schnauzer vibes from him too.
Karen and raisins.
Now it makes sense. You offered her a raisin cookie once and she thought it was a chocolate chip cookie before taking a big bite.
This is how the Hatfield and McCoy conflict started.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good one. Life long conflict can often start with a smalli misunderstanding
"Raisins. Obviously."
I rarely laugh out loud literally. That one got me. I was already smiling at how spot on chihuahua hit. Then raisins finished me with how random it was, but still so weirdly spot on.
(Did Karen react violently to raisins in a video I missed? Or was that pure creativity?)
I thought it was ove hair product.
History is strange.
@@SusanBaileyAmazingEstate Legend has it that she once bit into a chocolate chip cookie, only to find that it was a raisin cookie, with the anger raging ever since…
A 1997 Honda Civic. I actually peed myself laughing at this after the build up. God love him. He's totally in on it all and plays on it 😂 Comedy gold!
Brad is a chihuahua shih tzu mix. Amazing hair, but hates the world and everyone in it. I have one too named Ike, and he is spite incarnate
Ike? That's priceless
The 1997 Honda Civic with the big wing brought back my childhood immediately oh my gosh
“To make it go fast” lol!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me at Honda Civic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂❤😂
0:12 Stanley has that manic, frazzled look of an overworked Olive Garden manager.
Brad's a sh!tpoo 🤣 I cried literal tears laughing so hard!!
We can't change it to "Karen eats chihuahuas . . . . whole"? 🤔
I can't help it I'm so in love with Brad...
What can I say,I love toxic relationships!
Love hurts 🤪
"It makes it go fast..." HAHA :). I remember when I was like 6 and I got a new pair of shoes, I ran around the yard absolutely convinced the shoes made me go faster....
Karen is using her claws! Pure dino energy!
I was looking for a comment about _that._
😱
The peacocks remind me of cats! They think they are too good for the other animals.
QUESTION!!!
Have you ever tried chasing KAREN down while screaming just to see how she reacts? 😳
Might give her a little attitude adjustment. 😄
I’m no “Animal Behaviorist” but I do have to wonder if you putting up your hand to stop her is actually positive reinforcement for her because that was the only physical contact she received before you adopted her.
I do love it when you get to let her every million attempts or so!
But…chase her around the yard! Show Karen who is BOSS!
Or who is crazier! 🤪
Love YOU & your USEFUL FARM!!!
I had a Guinea Pig Rescue for over 6 years! And it grew to a parakeet, rabbit, hamster rescue and we fostered a very fat cat and a few puppies and dogs!
Lots of work but LOTS of love!
Now there’s a video that would go viral! 😄
I know Amanda is smart enough to know this shit is just asking for a Kung Fu Karen kick to the jaw. I’m also secretly hoping she will convince some idiot to jump in there and try it for the sake of the viewers though 🤣
I'm amazed Karen doesn't peck tf out of her arm. She could easily bend down and peck the living daylights out of her arm when she goes to stop her, lol
Karen seems to calm down when you put something on her head. Like a wig or that crochet hat you tied on her head.
Do you think the alpacas are plotting something sinister? They're always sneaking off to their secret brush hidden lair,seemingly to plot.
Not a chance! Douglas is the overlord and keeper of the apacas, and espionage consultant to Amanda.
I think karen heard me laughing through the phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 shes a total chichi
OMG. I just melted when Michael walked up....He looked so adorable, especially with his ears back!... Absolutely, adorable! Omg! Omg! Adorable. You're lucky. You have so many very special critters there on the farm. Critters that you get to see, whenever you like. And, you get to play with them, and hug them! As I said, how lucky you are. You're a rescue, is that right? I've seen how hard you work, but its so worth it, isnt it? To know that you're giving them a second chance at life? Thank you for that. All animals deserve to have a good life; a happy life; their best life! Bless you. And, keep that little yellow hat on Karens cute little head. She is so much nicer to you! 😊❤
LMAO "Brad is a ShitPoo" Ded!
I KNEW I recognised Michael!- He's the image of Noddy Holder in the 70's (lead singer of Slade).
😂
I'd be wearing shin guards when encountering Brad💡
I have had a chihuahua and I was thinking Brad is more of a chihuahua. A lot of noise in a little package and a bit bitey! At least that was my Skippy.
“He’s a shit poo” had me crying with laughter. Nailed it!
You make me laugh. You are so smart and funny. And your animals are wonderful. Karen and Brad are just haters. Love the videos and ty!!
I wish I could give more than one thumbs up. 😆😂🤣
I would love to see a fashion show including all the animals in different wigs and outfits. Especially Karen Stanley and micheal. Karen and stanley rock a wig like no one else can
As an owner of a rescue Chihuahua I can confirm he is a TOTAL Karen!! 🙄 Also while Karen's hissing beak coming at me would be scary,those kicking claws are downright terrifying! One good swipe and bye bye intestines! 😬
Brad's the chihuahua... Karen's a hellhound!
Paul is getting so big!!
Also Michael 😄😄😄
When she said "Karen's a chihuahua", I spit out wine halfway a crossed the living room and hurt myself from coughing 😅😅 because of the uncomfortable laughing lmao GOD BLESS YA AMAND!
Your COMMENT made ME spit wine across the room!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The joy you and the amazing family you have rescued bring to my life is immense! Pure joy! Even Karen ♥️
I actually have a rescue Italian greyhound and a chihuahua. You got it exactly right. :)
Lol..."Brad, I'm saying my truth"...just priceless 🤣
Amanda let me know when you start giving comedy tours of the farm, I will be the first to buy tickets!! Check with Paul first to see if that's not against company policy! ❤
Thank you for the laughs 😆 That Honda is in fairly good condition...🤔
If it had air conditioning I'm in my vehicle doesn't
I came for your beauty and stayed for your comedy..absolutely love these videos
I'm watching going through the animals in my mind trying to pre guess and laughing my face off.
Oh,Michael.....
I hoped so much Karen would be a Chihuahua. Perfect selection.
I freaking love Brad!!
Me too! It takes a lot of guts to try to be this vicious while being his size. Gotta give him credit for that lol
I just adore and love Michael! I mean how can you not?! 😃💕
Hey Paul, I'm still waiting on my paperwork from HR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao. Karen is a chihuahua. That is the perfect breed for her.
LMAO Brad the "shit-poo". You are HILARIOUS!🤣🤣🤣
How the actual you put up with Brad and Karen is totally beyond me.
I admire you so much for your your kindness.
You deserve any dollar you get from your channel.
Kindest wishes to you, all you love and followers Worldwide 🙏🏻❤️🍀🕊️🏴
😂 Brad would be a "Sh*tPoo"...😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm dead...on the floor 😂🤣😂🤣
I have watched you for a year now,& this video took the cake. I started tearing up I laughed so hard! Thank you for the continued happiness !
Wow. Karen's attitude toward telemarketers makes me wonder if, perhaps, she mistakenly thinks YOU'RE a telemarketer. Would explain a lot.🤔
When describing Karen's inner dog you clearly meant velociraptor right? 👀😲
Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤠🤣
I always need to watch these 2-3x. I thought Michael would be a Wheaton Terrier. Brad would be the Chihuahua that does ballet stretch holds in my yard.
I was going to go with Chihuahua and Pitbull for Brad.❤ And yes! watching them a 2nd time for me I always catch a good laugh I missed on the 1st watch. 😂
Karen is a Belgian Malinois. Trust me on this one.
🤣..i’m so haPPy i found your channel. Lmao
By the title I thought Brad and Karen were going to attack simultaneously, the ole high low attack strategy
This big smile on my face, whenever I watch ANY of your videos... it gives me health and so much good positive energy.... even Karen *haha*"
Michaels a Honda civic with a big wing cracked me up. Karen’s name fits her perfect she is a Karen lol
The Honda comment!🤣🤣 I have a Honda with "the big wing on the back of it to make it go faster" It's red, a 1999 that I bought brand new, and still gets 30 miles to the gallon. 😁
Michael is on to something.
@@useless_farm Wow! That was fast! Love you and your critters.❤
My friend's son when he was small said all of the red cars go faster LO Foster lol!
I have a chihuahua named Cujo, that explains my devotion to Karen
It’s so hard to find any glimmer of joy in this world anymore so thank you for giving me something to laugh and smile about❤️
Especially today. Thank you Amanda and your gang
Funny. In another video I actually thought Michael resembled some kind of big dopey dog lol - like a standard poodle mixed with like a Great Pyrenees lol…
I love how Michael ears went down when you told him that being a type vehicle is not the same as a dog. Michael is too cute.
I'm still waiting to hear Doug give us a big...HELL YEAH. 😂
Thank you for your little farm of personality 😂
We’ve had a wave of break-ins & I wish they ran into Karen. 😅😂
😂Michael’s a Honda😂
I’m cracking up about Karen as a rescue chihuahua-we actually JUST got a rescue chihuachihua and while he is one of the sweetest dogs, he does NOT like our biggest dog and he is kind of a jerk to her.
Still waiting for Karen to get that aha moment!! 🤣😂🤣😂! 🤷🤦😂🤣😂
Perfect...just perfect🤣
I am terrified of Karen. I don't know what I'd do if she charged at me.
Now do their spirit animals lol
I deeply appreciate your sense of humor and the way you truly lighten my day with your insight and actions. Thank you so much!
Aww Paul is adorable 💜
So accurate. Especially Michael. 😂 Just being his best self.
Freaking live for these!…..love it!
When I see a TH-cam notification I just hope and pray it’s from Useless Farm!
Funny video,always such a treat when a new one appears, which I watch way more than once.
No Golden retriever? Maybe Stanley?
Oh man, Karen makes me soooo scared for you!!! The way she rolls up on you with all of that hissing and in one instance she even had her foot up like she was trying to get you with her big ole feet! Please be careful! That bird ain't no joke! She terrifies me! 😨
Brad reminds me of my chihuahua when I get an Amazon package and the bell rings 😂😂
How is she so perfect all the time. Farm is such a hard work and she looks so amazing and beautiful 😍
Honey.......you always make me laugh. You are as adorable as all your sweet creatures. Oh.....so much prettier, of course.
Brad is so funny,I would just love to mess with him.
Perfect breed for Karen
Could Michael be anymore of the fan favourite lol 😂 ….
Plays by his own rules .. 😂😂
You are all the best. Thank you for the chuckles 😎
Honestly honey your mind is a wonder! The things you come out with are beyond the beyond. I have never been so consistently and ecstatically surprised again and again by one person. If this doesn’t work out for you, I know you can make billions - - well…maybe not billions - - but a lot either as a writer for SNL, the CEO of a huge ad company, or … Well you decide…you defy expectations and I for one find that refreshing. Thank you!❤️👏💛
Thought same!
Are there any basset hounds on your farm? Just curious. Lol have a great day and good weekend. Take care.
Love these analyses.
lmao you nailed all of them I think except Karen! Would've guessed pitbull.... Actually though, if Michael can be a car, then Karen is absolutely nothing more than a damn velociraptor.
OMW your sense of humor kills me! Love it!
😂 amazing content I just love you and all of your animals😂
That hissing from Karen! And the shitpoo ….fits. Love your videos! Always makes me smile or laugh
Dear God, nailed it 🤣
Whatta tonic to a crap day! Excellent video 👍
I'm absolutely in Love with Michael!
He has life figured out! 😍
Paul is growing so fast!!🥰❤️
I have had and love Chihuahuas and Karen has the exact personality of some Chihuahuas lol
Michael is adorable 🥰