Marine's Male Fans Get Jealous Of Females And Start Protesting...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.ย. 2024
- 【 Houshou Marine / hololive 】
Original Stream: 【今日はめずらしくほろ酔いです。】hololive 4th fes.＆EXPO 振り返り感想！！【ホロライブ/宝鐘マリン】
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Marine: “No weapons.”
Chat: _*laughs while casually tossing aside a rather large stone_
Daily live of high school boys reference, truly great
I see what you did there
Call me John D.
Cuz I'm about to Rockefeller.
Her American fanboys: Yea, it wouldn't be fair for the rest of the world.
"I believe my crew only has strong, muscular men."
*Rigorously tries to follow Henry Cavill's "Man Of Steel" workout regimen*
WE'RE TRYING, DAMN IT!
I'm strong because of work but no muscular.
@@doublebassman123 great! You're half way there!
dont worry we have 2 workout just to become the srongest
100 push-ups
100 sit-ups
and 10km run every day
You remember when Robert Pattinson caused a splash when he publicly said he wouldn't work out to get in shape for his role as Batman? Oh, he worked out alright. He worked himself to the bone, at least as much as any actor. He was lean, muscular, and well-trained. His agent just made sure he would take criticism from the media for being lazy instead of calling out the rest of Hollywood for taking anabolic steroids and becoming unemployable.
All those big muscley superheroes like Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth, and Jason Momoa, who say they got yoked by working out while just eating chicken and broccoli, are taking some serious steroids. Every last one of them. We're talking Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 70s and 80s levels of steroids, except Schwarzenegger was honest about it back then.
With the exception of a handful of rare mutants gifted with enormous muscle-building capacity, men simply do not get that big. It's not physiologically possible. That's Hollywood's dirty secret. You want to be a strong, muscular man like Superman? Kiss your 'nards goodbye and get them 'roids.
@@OhitsONnow My right bicep is pretty impressive, but my left one is kinda smol. Guess I'm also half way there.
Nene: “Nobody wins, unless everybody wins”
Marine: “There can be only one”
I wouldn't call being promoted from an Ichimi to a Highlander particularly ideal, but here we are
BRB, gotta hit the gym even harder to win the Battle Royale, I ain't sharing Senchou
@@tumamaencosplay But we're all in the gym together, and you can't pass as someone looking to fulfill a New Year's resolution in this circumstance, can you? 🤣
@@MakotoTheKnight NGL I tried reading the joke many times and still didn't get it, can you rephrase it?
@@tumamaencosplay All the Ichimi are hitting the gym to win the Battle Royale 😅
Marine: I like waffles
That fan: so you hate pancakes????
Twitter???
Elon Musk Blue Bird app moment
Blue social network time!
This mf
"No bitch. That's a whole new sentence!" - Coolee Bravo
When everything fails, just give your annoying Chat kisses to shut them up, Sasuga Senchou
Not even the dense male harem protagonists in all of those romcom that I binged was a chad like Marine.
Except Saotome Hodaka for now.
Hey, if you got kisses from your oshi you would stop complaining too.
This relationship with her chat is one of a kind. I don't think the other Holomems could pull this off. But for Marine it's both hilarious and wholesome 😂
Ui can, albeit in the opposite way.
Laplus kinda
Caring as all grandma's should be
so this is how it feels to be flirted
this comment has me dead !!!lmfaoo
marine's answer wasn't "no", it was "how exactly would that work logistically". implying that she would be OK with her house bursting at the seams with men, but was concerned that they would all starve or something.
Scurvy be a small price to pay for pirate booty! *YARRR!*
Yep. She knows her limits. But will keep as many guys as possible without hurting herself or running out of space. 😂 So Five Guy Reverse Harem?
Fun mathematical fact, if she went through 10 fans a day, it'd take her 630 years to get through all of them. Not counting leap days.
Marine is eternally 17, so it's fine dw.
She’d have to be a succubus to live after 10 a day for a week, let alone for years.
OTOH we all are mortal beings...
Underestimating senchou brother
>Marine
>only 10 fans a day
The numbers don't add up chief
Marine's chat banter is next level, everyone is in on the joke LOL
*puts spear and shield down* haha yeah.. a joke.
@VeylmanTheRock
Oy cappin' said no weapons-!
(Attempts to hide a full-size 18th century naval cannon behind back)
Parasocial Senchou
Best senchou
Eusocial
Synonymous with “Based Senchou”.
My favourite version of senchou
_With Senchou's hand in marriage on the line, The Ichimi Purge is nigh_
Lmao, the dynamic between Marine and her chat is so funny. She really made an awesome community for herself.
let it never be said that our senchou doesnt treat us well
Man, she doesn't even learn english for the kaigai niki. Can you look me dead in the eye and say she treats us well? /s
@@RaffoPhantom Im learning japanese partially for HER, im doing my part XD
@@RaffoPhantomyes, I can. I will look you in the eye and say that, yes, Senchou has treat us well. She even warn us about the danger of para social and told us to not hinge our happiness to her so our interactions is more light hearted. She sometimes talk about philosophy and giving us life advice.
So yes. Senchou has treat us well, and nobody can change my mind.
@@namikazenara9379 seems like you don't know that /s stand for sarcasm huh?
@@RaffoPhantom not everyone knows what that is and I've *rarely* seen anybody use it outside twitter
"I’ll have all the ichimis participate in a battle royale and marry the winner"
Every ichimi: CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE
@@tumamaencosplay dibs on that booty
CAN YOU SEE THE DARK
CAN YOU FIX THE BROKEN?
Man I love the the chaotic yet harmonic relationship Senchou and her chat has with one another xD
Truly a one of a kind and strong relationship
welp time to get that chicken dinner for marine
That's why she's the captain. She knows how to make her crew happy. :D
This baba so loveable
We need to step up overseas sexy guys
Facts bro, what do you suggest my good sir?
@@Rose-hh1zy Well first and foremost, hit the gym so we can at least meet Senchou Hopes and Dreams about us.
Marine has the best taunting banter with her fanbase, totally goes both ways 🤣
Polyandry? Just ask Nene-chi for directions~
Gotta love chat giving Marine the Rock Eyebrow treatment every time she talks about girls or other things besides chat.
I'd participate in that Battle Royale
I mean...either marrying Marine or death.
It is pretty much a win-win situation.
I would, but only if it's weapons free.
I can't think of a shittier way to die, than by a cheapshot from a camper.
I can only imagine female and male Ichimis alike looking like Broly.
Senchou is one of the greatest. I love her
Senchou knows how to treat her ichimis right
Best bantering on the market hands down.
"start protesting"?
CAPTAIN, I'D LIKE TO REPORT A MUTINY!
Captain knows exactly how to press our buttons!
When the males are more needy than the females lmao
maririn is too cute, haha
love our wholesomely lewd pirate queen
Chat needed some special care and attention that day, and they got it.
It's just the guys acting out how girlfriends usually act LMAO
okay but unironically her constant banter with her fans is so much fun
oh. this went in a more wholesome direction than i expected. from the title i thought she was going to be an ingrate or something
Girl ichimi here. Time for me to hit the gym and get dem muscles!
I love how they always give her a hard time in this clips, its so entertaining
Marine and chat have such a push pull relationship lol
Boys are cute,
girls are cuter.
This is a new level of streamer and viewer relationships
Marine is one of the few (or maybe the only one?) who gives in to her fans' (weird) requests. But thats because we know she cares about us :)
The male fans are as troublesome as Lamy.
I want to put the last 5 seconds on repeat
You can’t kiss your way out of the question Marine!
All I could think about was the Pingu cross-armed picture LOL
She could always ask Nene how to schedule 😂
1:54 I know this feeling Feelsbadman
Dang, she really played them like a fiddle. Her male fans were cute all along, but specifically because they were getting jealous about not being called cute
It's time to riot boys 🤔 mio senchou is the new captain now 😝
Senchou's soft speaking making me act up. The dynamic with chat is always hilarious, and she always picks the most entertaining comments to read. She really is amazing.
Cmon male Ichimis, Leave us female Ichimis a little fun 😭
Senchou said male ichimis are cute, so there won't be any mutiny.
I die thank you forever
Ichimi out here taking lessons from Lamy. She really do be a Ichimi tho...
Marine: "l'll marry the winner of the battle royale."
Fans: *Begins playing DOOM music*
Ayo the sounds at the end tho
0:12 Gentlemen, the rules have been established. May the ichimiest ichimi ichimies over the ichimis
People really have a thing for cougar pirates
Marine talks a big game but put her in front of any guy and she'd be puddling lol. She's the type that has complete confidence flirting with girls face to face but is basically a glass cannon with men.
I think that's why she goes into eechi, giggly talk so quickly when she has to try and address guys on a deeper level. She's pretty clueless or has almost no practice.
I think instead of marrying the captain aim for the sister. She is cute and you will get to see Marine's house without having to go through a battle royal.
MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT.
MY SHIELD IS DISGUST.
MY SWORD IS HATRED.
IN EMPERORS NAME. LET NONE SURVIVE
Has se done he pick up line thing I've seen Bae doing?
Captain of the ship trying to avoid a riot hololive edition 😂
girl knows how to play the field
There can only be one & I will commit crimes worthy of international court to be that one.
But what you guys want is not marriage, you just want to stay with me forever.
Isn't that marriage?
Senchou's crew is sexy muscular guys and sexy cute girls
Marine's really funny lol
Marine is the only who can handle that chat. I though us Chimkins were needy 🤣
Many would consider bombs not weapons when fighting a crowd lol
Honestly tho, 100% bare-handed would be better, even if you lose, you still gave it your best in a manly battle for dominance.
With weapons, most will get just insta killed by cheap shots
I hate to fail her expectations but im as thin as a stick. I could eat some devil fruit and call myself a rubber man or something
Good work! The plan is working 👍
God damn! The captain got the Rizz!
Battle royale is always the answer
Come on, male Ichimi, we are better than this. We have to be physically and mentally strong for our Captain, even though we are second class citizens lol
Marine isn't so sure about marriage because it would require more than one man to sasciate her lust
Dice que se haga un battle royal, pero lo unico que provacara sera la recreacion del torneo de poder Xdddd
It's gonna be tough beating up 2 million dudes but it has to be this way.
So the crew of senchou's ship is muscular men, cute women.
Wonder Woman & her mother approves
I like that Marine calls her female fans brats. Cute and also kinda lewd.
How dare chat interrupt the yuri. They should walk the plank for that one.
Modern dating summarised in 15 seconds.
What we’ll never hear from irl girls…
I would have unlocked my latent combat prowess if that "battle-royale" were to happen.
I would still lose. 😂
Maybe.
Mission accomplished
Time to get more muscular to prepare the battle royale
"Those lips are flapping too much"
*kisses chat*
Marriage material right there. Knows exactly how to shut you up
There're married Ichimis and too-young-to-marry ichimi so those people can be excluded.
But let the battle begin.
Damn. I never knew I wanted to be chided by Marine but here we are...
Menhera ichimin
Guys, just please let them know we exist lol you got enough attention now it's our turn
I crave for true gender equality! Men should too be called cute, have their heads pat and be called "good girl".
Oh no, marriage is purely for tax reasons, so we can do it group style
Male ichimins sure are needy.
I could feel that exhausted "here we go again"
The audience reflects their streamer is what they say.
alright men
gym it is
Well, now I know how to get deep kiss from Senchou
I feel as if though instead of marrying Marine, everyone would just try to marry her sister instead.
Out of all the vtubers, plenty have appeal and charm, but Marine sounds like my ideal wife to be honest.
Getting called cute and good girl would be the life.