Windows vs Linux user - Pretending to be hacker
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- I should work on some good educational videos.
Nah man .. I got a good meme idea.
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I think that when you open up a command prompt or use Linux, you already can scare most of the people out there.
Lmao yes
Run Htop in one Konsole, and a Pamac update in the other and they'd never know it's just basic system upkeep
yesyes kneel before the might of my hannah montanna OS
@@aryajpegasus what about amogOS
Linux is kinda scary though.
Fun fact for Linux users: Changing to an unused tty (ie. Ctrl+Alt+F3) and executing `cat /dev/urandom` is enough to convince most normies you're a hacker.
This is interesting... I didn't knew this trick for a tty...
cat /boot/vmlinuz > /dev/audio
@unsubtract that's part of the "hackery" tho...
LoL!!! You got that right.
Hahahaha never knew this and just tried this out and now can't ctrl+c and my ssh client just crashed
The only thing scarier than a Linux hacker is an Arch Linux hacker
I use Black Arch BTW!!1
Console peasant < PC user < Linux user < Arch user < LFS user
@@alexanderstuart7801 LFS user < own firmware user < own hardware user < own chip user < own circuit user < physicist making his own electrons by transforming energy into matter < a physicist executing software inside his mind
😉
What about a gentoo hacker? Just imagine compile your kernel while you execute an exploit. Ngl compiling would look more like hacking than actually executing the exploit (at leat to normies).
Federal Hackers: "Oh look, geeky boys can install themes in their terminals, how cute UwU"
federal hackers use windows
@@tauon_ well it depends. unless you're able to remove all tracking from windows thats a very far fetched idea, most hackers (especially black and grey hat) are gonna go with things like arch linux and gentoo since they can see exactly what is inside it and eliminate any possible tracking
@@oo-yh5zq real hackers use tails
@@tauon_ i thought we would be talking non amnesic like windows, but yes that is something theyll be using as well
@@oo-yh5zq if you're hacking, using a non amnesic operating system is a bad idea because it'll save things that you might not want to save in certain situations
I like that the way everyone pretends to be a hacker is to load up so much tech jargon that nobody understands what's going on 😂
Meanwhile hackers usually just type a couple commands and have 2 terminals open, maybe their cherrytree notes too
Yeahy thats why he used his "hollywood"-code, because everyone just thinks that is how hacking looks lol
i usually have then 2 terminals open, but that is because i'm doing recon on a website i'm already testing stuff.
Yeah, it represents programming way more than hacking. Or do you understand what you are copy pasting from StackOverflow?
@@FBlockLeymann 😂 There are software engineers who got a degree with only surface level knowledge of python, java and C/C++
Its scary how many people are qualified but couldn't create basic applications for you.
i just have one terminal open with multiple tabs open mean while my browser get's chocked with tabs when i inevitably get stuck on something
Steps to become hecker:
1- open 5 terminals
2- run topgrade
3- run cmatrix
4- run htop
5- run ranger
6- run neofetch
you're a certified hecker now
Do it in one terminal
*KNOCK KNOCK*
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@FBI-mj1ob nice try fbi
@@PotatoChips-jy9pk Sir plz stay out of our way! Let us do our work
Why only not run Hollywood
Dualboot users:
Simple guy at day
Hacker at night
We are
What a chad!
I a guy that only Linux for everything: .
@@kevinyoliveira68 wow you are so special and unique
@@borgir6368 Nah, perhaps I am only luck or Linux is better for me
When windows, it feels like you're getting hacked
True😂
Never pretended, never will.
Just what we are.
lol i am a programmer but i have barely have time to use windows , my primary OS are mac os and linux(kali linux )
have you ever tried to install VScode in linux ..... i will never recommend to do that it is painful bro ,,,,,,,,,,,, bruh ,
@@mahabirenterprise9336 lol apt get install code , but you would have to add a entry for vscode repo in source.list .
I use arch so no problem there.
@@herrxerex8484 it's not lol it's sudo
@@zexceed65 lol I doas
@@herrxerex8484 doas has vulnerabilities
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Lol
i use arch btw
@@lxy1312 same lol
GahNeuu/ Linux
i know its a meme but why do some people refer to it as gnu linux again, if you refer to it with the gnu software prefix shouldnt you include other stuff and call it mozillafirefoxgnometerminalgnu/linux or whatever
I mean, cmatrix is also fine too.
My personal favorite is the 'sl' package.
I already have an alias so that sl is the same as ls but piped into lolcat to avoid typo when i code fast...
alias ls="sl"
alias sl="ls"
SL
@@MrKristian252 this is so evil its cute
I have in installed, but I never actually run into it. I installed it because I thought it was hilarious.
Me when I watched this: Oh, that's a window manager, without a desktop environment, running various scripts to get a bunch of cool hacker-looking stuff. And he just made a script named "hollywood" to pop up a bunch of windows. Wait... doesn't it take more than the script name to run a script? (Enters "hollywood linux" in Duck Duck Go.) God damnit it's literately just an executable in a repository anyone can install.
it doesn’t take more than a script name to run a script if you add where the script is to your bash config
he couldve made that an alias for something else tbf
no, he was not running various scripts to get a bunch of cool hacker-looking stuff. He was just using the CoolRetroTerm terminal.
Hollywood is literally a app cli Linux for simulate a hacker Hollywood movie :)
You can make a sym link to your script in /usr/bin if you want to run it like a command..
Actually, linux users pretending to be hackers are just normal linux users installing chrome
I got so many comments, but this one made me laugh. A fact said simply
Installing chrome on linux is a war crime
@@Danny-xe2sgusing chrome in general is a war crime poof there goes 50% of my ram
Tbf, there have been enough stories of a young Linux user getting accused of hacking by clueless tech illiterates in a public place, when all they were doing was installing a piece of software or updating the system...
@@Danny-xe2sgalready did
Even the pretending is easier... and cooler!
It'll require a "real hacker" to pretend to be a hacker in Windows.
And how's that?
It is not that complicated on windows ss well, just a bit of programming/command prompt or powershell, linux users just happen to have too much free time
@@y200sub "linux is free if you don't value your time" -- until microsoft changes that one thing that you took 3 months to learn
@@WashingtonFernandes I value my time and I go for Linux. I'd rather have a system that just works and isn't a pain to set up for literally anything.
@@chlorobyte_projects than why you are using Linux?
Reality: **Opens StackOverFlow**
Most of the time, yes.
Sometimes, there is no answer on the internet and you (sort of) have to work around it yourself :)
Or lolbons, and a few others
Looking into logs is enough to make people think you're a hacker
Ah, but is that syslog text logs or journalctl?
Hell, run literally anything in terminal and watch certain folks panic.
Windows Defender vs Linux Offender
For me it's the opposite, windows feels like the offender and Linux feels like the defender on the current computer landscape
That is exactly what every task on Linux basically is like. Simple, yet powerful commands. I don't know about you, but I would rather just type `yay firefox` instead of opening the default browser, typing in firefox download, being told that I should stick with Edge instead, ignoring it, downloading firefox installer and running it.
I don't know about you, but I hear you don't even need a web browser if you use this thing called DOS
I put it in a list of packages then type "rb" because I use aliases. Any time I move to a new system, I just bring that list to the new system and type "rb" and it's there.
The moment you insert the live Linux boot drive into your system
You become a certified hacker boy
What about DUALBOOT, Hehaha! Retain your windows user brain by using both operating systems.
"Linux Users are hackers"
hope FBI doesn't come visit my house...
You can hack and not get the fbi on you. Bug bounties, white hat hacking, etc. But you already know this
One of my friends watched me install an AUR package.
Needless to say, they got really scared.
And on the other day, when I said I modified Mozilla to make myself as private as possible, they called me a hacker.
I did not compile from source, I just changed Mozilla's settings.
Ever modified mozilla with the chrome css stuff? hackiest shit Ive seen💀
dont use firefox if you need privacy
there's browsers like ungoogled chromium & qutebrowser
@@user-ll5lc9rm7o Bruh using (un)google chrome for privacy lmao
@@rbda8921 ummmm
Search it on the internet, ungoogled chromium is the best privacy-respect browser
before saying something like that...
@@user-ll5lc9rm7o Bro graduated from chromium 💀
Mac users don't even bother pretending, they know they just can't!
Well quite a few ethical hacking tools are also available for mac and because its Unix base it is used by quite a few professionals for ethical hacking
@@kaif1016 real hackers write their own tools.
@@CodeWhizbang yes that’s true so system doesn’t matter we r all equal, except Linux is better
@@kaif1016 Indeed, and Arch Linux is the best among all distros 🤣.
@@CodeWhizbang ok I’m not gonna get into this argument but the only reason arch users believe it’s better is because of the difficulty of use, I am currently using arch yet I still believe that all distros (that I’ve tried) are equal. (I’ve used a couple Debian distros as well)
sudo apt update
sudo apt upgrade
Congrats, you r a hacker
some guy in the comment section got kicked from a cafe after typing "sudo pacman -Syu" lol
@@not_herobrine3752 lol
Using 'ls' in linux or 'dir' in cmd is more than enough to convenience your classmates that you are a hacker.
I was expecting you to boot your pc and show the system init output xD
Would have worked lol
I hate my friends, no one uses Linux. I tell them about the data mining done by big tech, but they don't bother and just say "But I have nothing to hide".
Rule number 1 - Never tell a idiot that he is an idiot. Trust me. .I got lot of experience .. follow this.
@@bugswriter_ Thanks
Honestly ignore them they’re idiots just try to live your life with as much digital security/privacy as possible
you wanna convince them? show them the impact
(c) DeviantOllam
(physical pentester guy on yt)
'The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost.' - Mohammad Jesus Singh Prasad
"fake it till you make it"
That's for developer... Not for hackers....
Lol. When i didnt know this was exactly what i thought hacking was😂. Well imma go and create a gui interface using visual basics and track the killers IP. Love the motivational video🙏
U know you can actually track someone's ip from visual basic. Being legit. Just go watch an Indian TH-camr and he will explain it all.
good one
fun fact: command "touch grass" is actually valid linux command
Fun fact 2: `touch grass` creates a file named "grass"
@@rockpie.squashfs bravo
Everything in Linux feels like hacking, there is no firm way to do anything. Every distribution has its quirks.
I call bollocks, almost all distribution use bash as their shell so it's the same syntax, and even if it uses something like zsh(like mac uses) or fish or if some obscure distro uses powershell(the one windows uses), you can always just change it. if you are not talking about the shell and scripting and you are talking about the gui, most distros use Gnome or KDE or XFCE and their forks which are pretty similar, and again you could just change it in five minutes if you don't like it. if you are talking about the package manager, which is what differentiates a distro from another one, most of them are pretty similar, for example in fedora or suse the commands are usually like this(yum install firefox or dnf install firefox), in debian and ubuntu based it is just apt install firefox in arch it is pacman -S firefox, so not much difference really unless it is something like portage, which you of course have the patience to learn if you manage to install gentoo
for example I use void linux and almost any problem I look up I can fix it with askubuntu or the arch wiki which are both completely unrelated, so yes there is a firm way to do almost everything
@@ahmadmagdy4830 thanks for describing quirks I'm talking about
@@cipherxen2 I just proved you wrong bro? the commands, the syntax and almost everything are universal on almost all linux distros
@@ahmadmagdy4830 you have pretty much described quirks of different distros. You've proven me right.
You've also proved that Linux users are also quirky. 😀
Just shutdown someone’s laptop at school. They will instantly be scared of your hacking abilities
Windows пользователи: что за чёрное окно?; зачем он мне?; как им пользоваться?
Linux пользователи: 50% пользованием пк- это терминал; он очень полезен и не заменим; я его всегда использую, потому что часть полезных программ сделаны для терминала.
The funniest thing about this is that I don't even pretend to be a hacker, just opening a terminal is enough (I use Arch btw).
"i use arch btw" that explains it lol
I have no idea why we are playing Bad Apple!! on the terminal but ok
*laughs maniacally in Kali Linux* [preferences have changed drastically since then. :P ]
laughs in Gentoo Linux
@@dylancullar2490 Void Linux now over here. :P
@@TheDigitizedSignPainter linux from scratch over here now xD
@@dylancullar2490 One day I'll get the time to try that...
@@TheDigitizedSignPainter i used a install script because i don't have enough time
Linus user: just installing chrome
Other guys: ayo what the cow he is a hacker omg
Love every meme/funny content you ever made.
Updating Linux is enough to scare people LOL
I ran Hollywood on windows
It's rather easy but the fact that I did that gave one of my tech friends a stroke as they tried to figure out how
the moment dude opened the terminal on linux i was chanting "type hollywood"
Even when you start your pc it looks cinematic in linux
Installing Kalilinux just to say 'i am a hacker'
Literly stripped down versions of linux eithjust a command prompt is good enough to convince the masses
A layperson would probably think I was a hacker if they saw me installing something with pip…
Although, ironically, one of my dream jobs is to be a scam-baiter, so I may eventually actually be a hacker.
Nah. With htop, that's enough to pretend to be hacker in GNU/Linux.
I love how there's so many windows yet not being able to understand any of them
emerge -verbose -ask {software you want}, that’s all you need to make it look like hacking
"I'm in!" - Hacker
that ending part is so cool. i always thought about doing that one day but idk how lol. great vid
As a linux user I can comform that linux users are hackers
That wallpaper tho, I actually unironically like it
Ubuntu users using only one command line to hack your entire neighbourhood
Windows Hackers: Staring at Wireshark
Linux Hackers: Staring at Msfconsole
When the cyber patriot learns how to fork tree
you could have done better with those windows command prompts for example using robocopy to copy some files.
Me: pretending that I'm a hacker
The real hacker that spying my PC screen: 🥱
The FBI agent: 😮
THAT SWASTIKA-TILING CONSOLES MADE IN TERMINAL XDDD
Just to say that he missed a chance to rick roll us instead of the bad apple thingie
Honestly just running `tree` in a window that's too small and then tiling that is enough.
Lol. Doing ping is so true 😂
My mom saw me installing Tensorflow onto Ubuntu and called me a hacker.
me: npm install [any-git-repo]
In powershell and make it fullscreen
My family: Are you hacking?
In 2023, as a person experienced with coding, writing a simple turtle graphics program makes people call me a hacker
Still using win7 in 2021 is pretty spot on
Hackable system
Personal experience.
Go somewhere in public space, and start ricing your WM, everyone who sees your screen will think that you're hacking something.
linux users be like
"hold on i gotta open minecraft first"
Ok so how do we get Bad Apple in our terminals?
Linux users don't even have to try to look like a hacker, we already look like one just by downloading a driver in the terminal
Linux user pretending to be a hacker: do literally anything
using Linux From Scrach means you are more than hacker
You become the computer itself
Its actually insane seeing that Hatsune Miku has been created by text
most sane linux user background
At this point downloading chrome infront of normies is hacking 💀💀
If I just do "sudo pacman -Sy firefox" my friends would think I am hacking
linux users don't pretend to be hackers. they are.
👾👾👾
0:03 Nah, you gotta open them FULL SCREEN!
it's funnny if windows 7 as still around I never would have found linux, I loved that OS man, it a shame Microsoft messed it up
On windows just use either of the following two commands:
@echo off
cd C:/
for /l %i in (1,0,2) do (tree /f)
Or
@echo off
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
for /l %i in (1,0,2) do (set /a a+=1)
(If your making this in a batch file obviously replace "%i" with "%%i"
Linux is literally a command lol
@@kevinyoliveira68 yup. ls -la
Where did you took the bad apple script?
Every time I install apps from the terminal and it undergoes a compiling process.
so you use Gentoo, right?
For hackers kali linux is only the king os for hacking
Bad Apple, you're good
Well they don't have to pretend as Windows hackers when their screen get blue by itseft. So Linux hackers can enjoys their free time!
Linux user who play minecraft sees this vid : im a hacker now 😈
i thought it will be hollywood command hmmm nice video bugs
i have read every single comment here.
i responded to a lot of them, especially the ones asking which terminal you use.
haha i will use WSL to do this in windows!
Im gonna switch to linux eventually, just have had too many problems so far...
0:23 I can't be the only one who started singing
any package manager is enogh to make people think you are hacker.
But the pain to close Hollywood is exceptional .
the thing is, linux users don't need to pretend
Me : sudo apt update
Random guy looking at my monitor : OH NO A HACKER NOOOOOOOOO
Btw, do you run some script to automatically heart every comment posted on the channel?
I think so lol. lets see how long it takes for this reply to get a heart
I do it manually
@@bugswriter_ oh, he has a bot that answers then also! this guy is awesome!
@@antidotejack2771 Maybe, he just is a bot and there was never a human in the first place.
@@linkio9556 puff, mind blowned
Windows users: opening hundreds of cmd windows to look like hacker
Linux users: just downloading a browser with terminal
sudo pacman -S firefox
me, downloading firefox on my windows laptop using winget: looks like we're in the same class.
Where is the classic cmatrix?
yeaa we wanted that too
Pretending to be a hacker on Linux is called being a script kiddie.
addition to this, some people calling themselves "hackers" I see here on YT are actually hacking, but they didn't build the tool nor know how to build it, they're just skiddies
*cough cough* nullbyte *cough cough* hak5's black nails kid *cough cough*
I mean, why reinventing the wheel if you could just use it? like seriously though, look at what happened on linux package managers
@@418im_a_teapot4 because scripts don't work for anything in the real world
cmd : im very cool with this stuff
linux terminal : hold my unicode
LMAO
that halo theme
"Linux users are hackers"
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