"That's not a date!" "I thought it was..." "And you didn't think, like 'I should call the police?'" "No, I went back to him the next year. ~College was a dark time!~" COMEDY GOLD
Dude, *eye contact starts* Allison brings down her hand and you can see she starts playing with Gaby's hair. Gaby then quickly swallowed her nervous nail chew to excitedly say 'Yeah', blushing and all👌 I now understand Allison's hold.
Worst date: the guy tried to order for me and when I tried to tell him/the waiter I was allergic to shellfish and couldn’t have lobster he talked over me and told me I would “love it”. I mean maybe, but not for long, bro.
Sat at a park at night with a guy who, when he found out I was a vegetarian, asked me if I would break my vegetarianism over any of the very specific foods he listed for about fifteen straight minutes. And then he asked me the very probable and logical question you ask all vegetarians, would you eat meat if someone had you at gunpoint. High school was rough
I went on a date with this guy to an ice cream parlour and he spent the whole date talking about himself and AI (He was an engineering student). He then told me he went to a yoga class once (I'm Indian) and said ommmmmmm really loud for like 20 secs. Safe to say so didn't call him back...
8:40 radiated the energy of when someone finally calms down from a panic attack and makes a suggestion and the person witnessing it is so relieved they’re feeling better they support whatever decision they make.
Lol best one in awhile! Um went on a tinder date...went to his apartment. He had framed pictures of his selfies on every wall of himself. They were also not ment to be ironic.
Since there is nowhere to comment about podcasts.... here I am! Just listened to your last ep and it was great. You guys are great. Excited to keep listening :)
Went on a hike with this tinder girl and her roomate. We did not hit it off at all, and as we were climbing the mountain and struggling to make a conversation, her roomate got sick and had to stop every 10m to keep herself from puking hahaha
Love you two and love truth or truth (- activated!). :D Gaby, I really like your wig. :D In the beginning it seems as though it is moving around quite a bit - don't know if you're already using one, but my lifesaver for slipping wigs is a wigrip. Amazing thing! I do larp and like to wear wigs quite a lot and since I've gotten my wigrip I didn't have any problems anymore with it slipping, even in the most epic battles! ;) P.S.: Oh and I think my worst date was with a guy who told me (in every single detail) about a beauty competition/talent show that he had just won and about how many of the girls had thrown their panties on the stage....
You guys almost perfectly represent my friend and I...she's such an Allison. She empties my locker every week and lectures me for it being a mess, wants a bunch of dogs, and had had basically the same hairstyle since... forever.
The amount of rude comments here is really sad 🙁 I wish people would stop bursting out their opinions about things that aren't their business. If it's nothing nice or useful critic, it literally has no other effect then making a stranger sad. So why do that? I get that they're "public people", but that doesn't mean it's okay for us viewers to use the protection of the anonymity and be assholes, just because there are no consequences for not being polite. *Always be nice to everyone! Human, animal, plant...doesn't matter... EVERYONE should be treated with respect.* If someone is rude to you, don't be rude to them as well. If you're just as bad as your enemie, you're not better and will never find peace. *So please chill the fuck out and be nice!* ❤
I live with 4 dogs. It's awesome! I have 2 & my bro & sis each have 1. Black lab mutt. Basenji mutt. Pit/lab mutt & a pure bred Old English Sheepdog. It gets loud sometimes but they're just doing their job protecting the family.
8:39 STRING UP THE GALLISON FLAGS THE SHIP IS SETTING SAILLLLL 8:42 And here we can observe a common queer reaction entitled Gay Panic, modeled by Gaby Dunn 8:44 ON AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME SHOW; IS THIS A DATE?
Allison and Gaby look like someone's very good cosplays of children's TV characters. Also, on my worst date ever the guy touched a spider web and I got scared and ran away, slipping in mud while wearing my best outfit, and then I had to stand there for a half hour covered in stains when he ran into his high school science teacher. We then sat in my car for a very long time as he could not come up with any reasons behind all the places we couldn't go next.
I finally realized why I started watching you guys in the first place.(‘cuz I haven’t been recently in the past few months) But keep doing what you’re doing ;)
Kaumudi H Also Allisons soulmate was actually at that crowded iHop but Gaby didn’t want to wait, even though their table was called just as they left. so they never meet and instead, the aforementioned ensues. Is there a lesson to be learned here? Yes, iHop tables have a quick turnaround and pancakes/ true love are always worth the wait. Tune in next week for the next episode of America’s Favorite Gameshow!
Gaby is right about people getting angry when you don't. I used to work taking complaints for an ISP and people would get so frustrated and angrier when they were yelling at me and I was calm in my replies.
I actually have a friend whose family member had a story very similar to that! It was made into a hallmark movie (or lifetime idk) This woman needed an organ stransplant so her family held an event to raise money and test people to see if their blood types matched. This complete stranger happened to be a match and during the process they fell in love and got married. True story!
I’m from Australia went camping on the east coast. There were public toilets near our camp area and there was a family of sugar gliders with teeny tiny baby sugar gliders just jumping around the toilet blocks. So cute ❤️ 💩
Worst date I’ve ever been on the guy took me to Guitar Center, I quickly realized we had zero chemistry and I have no interest in guitars. He kissed me in his car then asked if it was my first kiss (it was not) “because that would be awkward” except he was a terrible kisser anyway. He made me listen his techno mixtape and I pretended that my mom called me so I could leave.
I have this uncle that everyone imitates really well. He's soft spoken and very wise and we all respect him, but the whole family always has to quote him in his character. It's bizarre.
"That's not a date!"
"I thought it was..."
"And you didn't think, like 'I should call the police?'"
"No, I went back to him the next year. ~College was a dark time!~"
COMEDY GOLD
Lol y’all the wigs are not meant to be good! They’re silly and like 60 bucks each. I’m not trying to fool anyone LOL
Bad With Wigs: The All Wig Sequel.
@garbage person Buffalo wigs. Allison got boneless.
They’re pulled down too far on the forehead
I legit didn't realise it was a wig until I read this comment, if that helps.
This light blue one's my favorite so far
I'm live for Allison's manipulative truth or truth questions!
You gotta listen to their podcast then, it's the same name as this channel! Allison plays "Would You Stay with that Cheater" and it's a joy
sugar living her best life, shamelessly
That eye contact in the last five seconds is going to start rumors.
Dude, *eye contact starts*
Allison brings down her hand and you can see she starts playing with Gaby's hair. Gaby then quickly swallowed her nervous nail chew to excitedly say 'Yeah', blushing and all👌 I now understand Allison's hold.
Did the rumors ever stop?
I'm putting this link here. Make of it what you will.
twitter.com/gabydunn/status/1134334053102936065
I could see Gabys crush clawing its way back to the surface
Huh? It's their schtick, always has been... Gone stale actually, they need a new gimmick.
Worst date: the guy tried to order for me and when I tried to tell him/the waiter I was allergic to shellfish and couldn’t have lobster he talked over me and told me I would “love it”. I mean maybe, but not for long, bro.
jesus fucking christ
What an idiot, you're better off just leaving at that point.
the wig is so cute but needs to be a little bit higher on the forehead haha
knew there was gonna be a comment abt this
@@JA-eq5um why
I don't know where her natural line is but some people have low hair lines and need to wear it low.
It’s not cute,,,,
Totally cute. I dig it, wigs are great.
I love seeing gaby smile.And also i love seeing allison being calm.
‘This is a really important place for mommy and daddy’ 😂😂😂😂😂 omg I died I had to rewatch it like thrice
Sat at a park at night with a guy who, when he found out I was a vegetarian, asked me if I would break my vegetarianism over any of the very specific foods he listed for about fifteen straight minutes. And then he asked me the very probable and logical question you ask all vegetarians, would you eat meat if someone had you at gunpoint.
High school was rough
ONE.
SINGLE.
CLAP.
OMFG... That is the extent of Gaby's willpower.
“I’d have an outdoor cat that was friendly with me. I’d have a cheetah....” 😂
Starting at 6:09 when Allison starts listing all the animals she'd get Sugar is like "um"
hahaha aww
I love how the usually implacable Sugar actually looks around when Allison starts talking about other pets. Don't worry Sugar! You are irreplaceable!!
The LAST 5 SECOND...!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
THE EFFIN HINT OF FLIRT..! ❤️💕
I went on a date with this guy to an ice cream parlour and he spent the whole date talking about himself and AI (He was an engineering student). He then told me he went to a yoga class once (I'm Indian) and said ommmmmmm really loud for like 20 secs. Safe to say so didn't call him back...
that's so funny
I once had a teacher when I first met him he bowed and said Namaste at the end of our conversation
"his brother won a tony" LOVE THAT
Everytime you do this kind of videos, I feel like I'm at home with friends. It's a warm feeling. Love you, Allison and Gaby 😀
me too !
8:40 radiated the energy of when someone finally calms down from a panic attack and makes a suggestion and the person witnessing it is so relieved they’re feeling better they support whatever decision they make.
This video is blessed. For an ad I got the entire music video for Lizzo's song "Truth Hurts"
+
Allison don't forget your mums birthday 29th may
Lol best one in awhile!
Um went on a tinder date...went to his apartment. He had framed pictures of his selfies on every wall of himself. They were also not ment to be ironic.
Oh God, what next? Please tell me you left immediately!
@@ramisabashar7217 I left pretty soon after.
Gaby I am living for your wigs. Don't stop.
Gaby's High Femme wig is on full display and I'm living for it
allison is literally the prettiest person alive wtf
Kinda implies your into dead people, but ok..
Allison’s eye-widening at like 1:24 is honestly so funny girl I feeeeel that
Allison and Gaby, presently, the most mentally stable crazy women on the planet. Sugar knows, he can finally deeply-rest without worrying.
Sugar is a she
@@Archii20 lol makes sense
"That girl had a ferret and then she got hit by a car"
I SHOULDN'T HAVE LAUGHED BUT I DID
I just wanted to yell "The girl or the Ferret!?"
8:32 okay, now you own us a collab with Grace and Mamrie from "This Might Get Weird" podcast
Yes! That would be great. They could go on each others podcasts.
worst date - he explained to me what the eiffel tower was
The title for this could just be "College"
damn this was such a good episode!!
Alison’s hair is looking so cute!! Also that wig is fun!
That movie about the heart transplant girl should star Minnie Driver and David Duchovny. Maybe call it something like Return to Me.
Sugar is such a good puppy.
I still want Sugar to meet Marbles - Jenna Marbles' Marbles. Just to see which shows more of a pulse.
The movie you’re thinking of, Alison, is called “Return to Me” and it stars David Duchovny and Minnie Driver.
Since there is nowhere to comment about podcasts.... here I am! Just listened to your last ep and it was great. You guys are great. Excited to keep listening :)
I went on a date where a guy ate bread off the ground with his bare feet! I sincerely wish I was joking.
Ok i think you need to give us a little more explanation because this sounds absolutely wild
^definitely
I don't have my headphones with me but i had to click it after that thumbnail. gaby's hair!!! so good!!
i usually only watch your videos every so often because they’re so depressingly honest but this one was fun! so i’m off to catch up on more lol
gaby the WIGGG IS STUNNING
I'm just like Gaby's dad, I give everyone the voice of an idiot when I'm telling stories lmao
This is out of love!!!!:
Allison lowkey looks like a super cute sugar glider
Went on a hike with this tinder girl and her roomate. We did not hit it off at all, and as we were climbing the mountain and struggling to make a conversation, her roomate got sick and had to stop every 10m to keep herself from puking hahaha
“ How long has this been I’m hungry” Allison is me 100%
Tune in next week to find out that Gaby and Allison went on a date!
they have so much flirtatious energy; they should go somewhere with it.
Love you two and love truth or truth (- activated!). :D
Gaby, I really like your wig. :D In the beginning it seems as though it is moving around quite a bit - don't know if you're already using one, but my lifesaver for slipping wigs is a wigrip. Amazing thing! I do larp and like to wear wigs quite a lot and since I've gotten my wigrip I didn't have any problems anymore with it slipping, even in the most epic battles! ;)
P.S.: Oh and I think my worst date was with a guy who told me (in every single detail) about a beauty competition/talent show that he had just won and about how many of the girls had thrown their panties on the stage....
j e s u s
8:38 confirmed a couple. I'm all in.
You guys almost perfectly represent my friend and I...she's such an Allison. She empties my locker every week and lectures me for it being a mess, wants a bunch of dogs, and had had basically the same hairstyle since... forever.
I want JBU to just Truth or Truth every week. Forever. I love it so much.
Bring back Truth or Truth. ❤ I need this in my 2022 life.
I wish I had Allison's deadpan comedic timing.
Truth or truth episodes are the besssssst
That movie sounds like the megahit from 2000, Return to Me. Add it to your to-watch list!
This episode was really fun you guys seemed like you were both having a good time and you made me laugh several times
The amount of rude comments here is really sad 🙁 I wish people would stop bursting out their opinions about things that aren't their business. If it's nothing nice or useful critic, it literally has no other effect then making a stranger sad. So why do that? I get that they're "public people", but that doesn't mean it's okay for us viewers to use the protection of the anonymity and be assholes, just because there are no consequences for not being polite. *Always be nice to everyone! Human, animal, plant...doesn't matter... EVERYONE should be treated with respect.* If someone is rude to you, don't be rude to them as well. If you're just as bad as your enemie, you're not better and will never find peace.
*So please chill the fuck out and be nice!* ❤
I live with 4 dogs. It's awesome!
I have 2 & my bro & sis each have 1. Black lab mutt. Basenji mutt. Pit/lab mutt & a pure bred Old English Sheepdog. It gets loud sometimes but they're just doing their job protecting the family.
“The heart is a mysterious muscle. Who can say what’s in it and what isn’t. Doctors I guess.”
Allison this hair is glam omg
8:39 STRING UP THE GALLISON FLAGS THE SHIP IS SETTING SAILLLLL 8:42 And here we can observe a common queer reaction entitled Gay Panic, modeled by Gaby Dunn 8:44 ON AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME SHOW; IS THIS A DATE?
This was fun. & I will tune in next week to see where you guys went.
Allison and Gaby look like someone's very good cosplays of children's TV characters. Also, on my worst date ever the guy touched a spider web and I got scared and ran away, slipping in mud while wearing my best outfit, and then I had to stand there for a half hour covered in stains when he ran into his high school science teacher. We then sat in my car for a very long time as he could not come up with any reasons behind all the places we couldn't go next.
The facial expressions in this are gold
The movie you're looking for is called Remember Me staring Minnie Driver and David Duchovny.
Yes! I was looking for this comment. I love that movie.
I’m thinking the good old days when I would get a notification for a JBU Skit. ❤️❤️ good old days
Alison knows were the silent button is but not her heart
give us what we want. Talk about the bachelorette
8:38 The chemistry!! 😍
Everyone needs a friend like Allison, and I’m not just saying that because I am that friend.
The fact that Gaby went to Emerson (where I currently go) and is this successful is making me simultaneously so proud and so jealous
VOTE: Gaby doing Allison straight hair bangs! Please give a thumbs-up, if you agree!
You guys should watch the KDrama Beating Again, it’s very similar to the Heart story you came up with 😂❤️
I finally realized why I started watching you guys in the first place.(‘cuz I haven’t been recently in the past few months) But keep doing what you’re doing ;)
Omg Allison's face journey at 1:24 lmao
Was Allison asking Gaby to go get food at the end a date? 😂
Lily8909 like.... how??? Do you not eat with your friends?
EbyKat of course! And I always make sure to include suggestive eye contact to seal the deal :)
Kaumudi H Also Allisons soulmate was actually at that crowded iHop but Gaby didn’t want to wait, even though their table was called just as they left. so they never meet and instead, the aforementioned ensues. Is there a lesson to be learned here? Yes, iHop tables have a quick turnaround and pancakes/ true love are always worth the wait. Tune in next week for the next episode of America’s Favorite Gameshow!
@@animeotaku8909 that's truly my fav part on the podcast, they're getting more and more insane
Gaby is right about people getting angry when you don't. I used to work taking complaints for an ISP and people would get so frustrated and angrier when they were yelling at me and I was calm in my replies.
That Emerson football shirt is classic hahaha Go Lions woot woot!!
Gabby went to Space Camp! So did I! Did you go to the one in Titusville?
Y'all should make a video about passive aggressiveness.
Gaby is so attractive and adorable ugh THAT GIGGLE!
🎶college was a dark time🎶
Isn't it Alison's mom's birthday tomorrow?
The terror is Sugar's eyes whilst Alison was listing animals she'd get is so real
8:40 ...and thus begun the best date ever
Allison is becoming such a flirt I’m all in
I actually have a friend whose family member had a story very similar to that! It was made into a hallmark movie (or lifetime idk)
This woman needed an organ stransplant so her family held an event to raise money and test people to see if their blood types matched. This complete stranger happened to be a match and during the process they fell in love and got married. True story!
Loved this.
The movie y’all are talking about is return to me and it’s amazing
I’m from Australia went camping on the east coast. There were public toilets near our camp area and there was a family of sugar gliders with teeny tiny baby sugar gliders just jumping around the toilet blocks. So cute ❤️ 💩
Gaby! Your hair is Dope!
Where does the “activated” come from? I can’t fucking remember 😩
Worst date I’ve ever been on the guy took me to Guitar Center, I quickly realized we had zero chemistry and I have no interest in guitars. He kissed me in his car then asked if it was my first kiss (it was not) “because that would be awkward” except he was a terrible kisser anyway. He made me listen his techno mixtape and I pretended that my mom called me so I could leave.
I have this uncle that everyone imitates really well. He's soft spoken and very wise and we all respect him, but the whole family always has to quote him in his character. It's bizarre.
The best time to watch JBU is when you are high.
"the heart is a mysterious muscle"
My crush on gabby has been going strong since 2015. ilybb. Longest crush I’ve ever had
Wasn’t there an English girl band who did a song called
Push the button?
HA! right when I started rewatching old episodes :P Perfect timing
Sugar i feel you.