@@inkartridge because it was the year Michel Sabbah is consecrated as Roman Catholic Bishop of Jerusalem becoming the first Palestinian Arab to hold this position.
The fact that I watched a thirty-minute video reviewing Unfriended and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 says a lot for how entertaining you guys are. Great analysis as always!
Upvoted this comment because it’s exactly what I do too. It’s also one of the, or the actual, first RLM videos I ever came across and the nostalgia strong with this one.
@@itsd0nk I remember when this came out my senior year of high school right when I was getting into RLM. Even better is that at that Time they only had like 400k subscribers
Mikes outrage over his lost $5 had me really laughing 18:22 Also: After the whole "Kevin you Sell Out Twat" diatribe about Proon Blarb mule cup 2 - The commercial for your own RLM tat at the end of the vid was pretty lol-worthy........Nice self-aware touch there fellas! XD
You wonder what the process is for these movies? Adam Sandler and friends decide they need to take a vacation somewhere, so they take a day to come up with a movie set there. The studios then pay them to take a vacation and, time permitting, film a movie.
Honestly, I nearly shit my pants laughing when I found out the crux of the revenge plot in Unfriended was that someone killed themselves after they shit their pants.
Blart Blart has a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, but an audience score of currently 51%. That's the really scary part. Because 51% wins in a democracy.
Daniel Dietrich Oh good, another pedantic asshole wants to point out some trivial missing governmental details in a TH-cam comment. Good on you for trying to call someone out though I guess.
Paul Blart meets Crank, he must run across the mall getting sugar by any means necessary if he wants to stay awake. At the end of the film he's having a really awkward fist fight after the villain gives him too much insulin.
I can see that. At one point, he's starting to have a sugar crash but is chasing someone and can't stop long enough to buy something. Getting desperate, he sees a toddler who is a messy eater and has ice cream all of their face. So he just grabs the kid and starts licking it off their face during the chase.
You do it at christmas, he inevitably crashes Santa land and eats a bunch of candy canes, and has to fight elves, ends up somehow knocking out Santa, and has to be Santa. He's slowly falling asleep as his sugar levels drop, vould die any moment, and then a messy eater kid steps up and we get the scene The Runaway Script suggested. Disgusted moms swarm him and start beating him with purses until he runs off into the next cliche scene.
"if those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would" I absolutely lost it there. I love these quick witty exchanges those guys have.
The Paul Blart movies together made almost $300M globally. I checked a random great movie I saw recently, The Northman, and that made $70M worldwide. So it's definitely too late for Humanity, GOOD LUCK DOLPHINS.
GSDAkatsuki A young woman talks to a middle aged man for a couple of minutes on Chat Roulette, and he starts to obsess over her. Once she insists she wants nothing to do with him and his old man penis he starts killing all her friends. The whole movie is shot from the POV of her Apple Watch, because why not.
Don Radkos since you've been a fan for so long can you tell me if they purposefully say hacky joked and act horribly at times just to annoy people? Also why does plinkett sound so different in this show?
Whenever Adam Sandler looks at Kevin James, he's fantasizing about Chris Farley. Like, seriously, that has to be the case, right? All the people who show up in his movies are people who were on SNL at about the same time as him. Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, etc. I really do think he kind of just started getting Kevin James because he wants a Chris Farley substitute. Too bad Kevin James isn't funny like Chris Farley was.
I've been saying this for years. Farley would be doing these parts (for better or worse) if he didn't OD and die, Kevin James would LITERALLY be a mall cop right now if Farley didn't die.
I've read a couple of times that Kevin James is a really nice and likeable guy off camera and I've come to the conclusion that these are the reasons why he's acting: A: Some on the crew find him to be a really likeable dude on set and easy to work with. B: The others on the crew, those that hate his guts, get to see and make him fall down a lot.
@Starlight Noire Holy crap. I think this is the farthest apart time wise I've ever seen a comment and a reply. As an aside, I can appreciate how Kevin James did a lot of his own stunts. Adam Sandler was barely putting on pants in his movies back then.
Anyone else revisit this video as an excellent paring to the annual and enteral podcast “Til Death Do Us Blart”? if anyone is curious: “The format is simple. Once a year, every year at American Thanksgiving the five men will watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and record their thoughts, feelings and opinions. These personal expressions will be broadcast as a free, annual podcast. Should a member of the quintet pass away, protocol dictates that his baton must be passed to another, thus fulfilling the promise of five people watching and podcasting Paul Blart 2 from now till the end of linear time.”
I don't know if me watching this about 30 times over the span of a couple of years is a testament to how great these guys are, or just a testament to how much of a loser I am. Maybe both.
Terrifying and gripping, I was on the edge of my seat when Blaire forgot that uTorrent was seeding an episode of SNL in the background & she couldn't empty her recycling bin...
A lot of horror movies are filled with unsympathetic characters, but usually at least the final girl is supposed to be decent, and the antagonist usually kills indiscriminately so at least if it came up behind you in your theater chair you'd have reason to feel threatened. But in Unfriended, not only is every single character an absolute sack of shit, they are dying *specifically* because they are absolute sacks of shit, so unless you yourself have a hobby of ruining people's lives for shits and giggles, you have no reason to feel even nominally afraid of Facebook ghosts. So what at first looks like a horror movie turns out to be...I don't know, a morality tale? There's no possibility of lingering discomfort after the movie ends; once the credits roll, everything is neatly tied up and there's nothing left to think about. It's like it was deliberately designed to be nothing more than a way to kill an hour and a half.
That would make a great movie. A story about some sort of a serial killer or monster or ghost or something who sneaks up behind people who are sitting in chairs in the dark watching horror movies.
A lot of horror films have unsympathetic characters and they are always so boring to watch, there's no horror or tension because I can't get invested in the characters.
I love the quote "I couldn't take my eyes off the screen" from the Unfriended trailer. I know, right! I had to look at a computer screen the whole time!
Watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 while listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the moon. I did it with a couple of friends and have now ascended to a higher level of existence.
I've been going through some of your catalog over the last week, and holy shit is Mike hilarious 😂. Even when the joke itself is terrible, his timing & delivery is flawless. Thank you guys for all of the quality content
So did the movie ever say why they couldn't just, you know, close the laptop, or unplug their modem, or... That's the problem with villains that can do whatever is convenient for the plot. If it's literally impossible for the characters to escape, why not just cut directly to the end of the movie when everyone's dead?
Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are flocking to see the new Chris Farley movie, Paul Blart 2, and Kevin James works as a janitor in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Blart sucks but working as a security guard for several years I can legitimately say the Seth Rogan movie "Observe and Report" is the most accurate depiction of security work ever made, everything from the drug use and unhinged characters to the scene where they beat the shit out of teenagers are all things I've seen at one time or another
@@aarondavis8943 Seth was definitely fantastic and perfectly sold the slightly deranged type of guy that is attracted to security work, as for all the other nuances I think it was more likely director/screenwriter Jody Hill to thank, I believe he made another movie that was based on his experience with taekwondo so I'm guessing at some point he (or people he knew) worked in security and told him stories/gave him the ideas that became Observe and Report
Basically Kevin James' career is he was in a bunch of little shows and then he became friends with Ray Ramano, appeared on the show, then he got his own show. Remember that as career advice, kids who want to be actors. Bug the hell out of someone and become their "friend" and you will get a gig.
If Unfriended was first and foremost a horror-comedy, it could have been one of the best movies ever made. "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED" is actually one of the funniest goddamn lines in anything ever.
As a security officer myself, I want to slap the ever loving shit out of Kevin James and Adam Sandler for ruining the entire concept of a movie about contract security. It would have been nice to have something watchable, but this is just embarrassing.
CravenTHC The first Paul Blart Mall Cop was a rip off of a 2009 dark comedy called Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen, also about a security officer at a mall and considered mucch better. I hope this eases your pain :)
Pocketses McFlurry As a Rogen fan myself, I found Observe and Report shockingly poor. The mood of the movie was all over the place. It didn't know if it was a comedy or a rom-com, and by the end it almost seemed more like a tragedy. If I could have anybody make a movie about security guards it would be Broken Lizard. Something along the lines of Super Troopers would be a better vehicle in my opinion.
Pocketses McFlurry Yeah I would check a couple reviews before actually devoting almost 2 hours of my time to O&R. Last I checked, it was widely considered one of the worst Rogen films.
I remember when I was much younger enjoying the first Parp Blarp Small Marp, honestly though I haven't seen it in many years so it could be awful. When the trailer for 2 came out I was like "Oh it's that thing I sort of likes, neat". Then I watched the trailer and all I could say was "Where are the jokes?"
Kevin James started on Everybody Loves Raymond where he played a van delivery guy and it was THAT character who then became the King of Queens character and lifted his profile so if you want someone to blame for Kevin James career blame Ray Romano...
Watching an older episode when they hadn't really done anything super crazy with the storylines, and then I click on this episode and it starts out with the house flying through the city in the first shot and I just cracked up.
I love your reviews Paul Blart. Keep the good youtube videos and feature length films coming.
He says "your welcome Blunkey"
Okay bubby
More Plunketty
Oh my god, its dankey..
You are actually my hero
"Unfriended will do for the Internet what Jaws did for going to the beach"
- marketing blurb on the dvd case, found in a discount gas station dump bin
why do all the people born in 88 talk about israel so much
@@inkartridge because it was the year Michel Sabbah is consecrated as Roman Catholic Bishop of Jerusalem becoming the first Palestinian Arab to hold this position.
Unfortunately Netflix added this movie to their library
@@PeacefulJointsame I stopped and had to reread it lmao
@Mere man Virgins: I am not dyslexic, I am antisemitic
CHADS: Thats right boy, I am a proud anti-semitic dyslexic man -(*Insert emoji with glasses*)-
The fact that I watched a thirty-minute video reviewing Unfriended and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 says a lot for how entertaining you guys are. Great analysis as always!
Smokey McJoint I've been watching them since the first few episodes for HitB, so it's a well-aged appreciation. :)
***** She?
Lorna Duncan Somehow, that misunderstanding in the midst of a voice-of-logic response was very amusing. :)
Lorna Duncan Her?
*****
In fairness, that picture in miniature could look like a somewhat androgynous nerdette. Plus "Joshua" is such a purdy name! :s
Does suicide give you omnipotence in the Unfriended universe? That seems like an irresponsible message to me.
Darwinian selection is a cruel mistress....
@@zetetick395 Especially in horror movies.
@@EuroRhodes What goes through your mind to respond to a 3 year old comment with a completely out of place "joke" telling someone to kill themselves?
@@trop7736 oh no snowflake, sick the youtube hounds on me
@@EuroRhodes Oh, so because your "joke" was incredibly unfunny that makes me a snowflake?
I rewatch this episode periodically for the sole purpose of hearing Mike & Jay say "Paul Blarp Mall Plarp."
Upvoted this comment because it’s exactly what I do too. It’s also one of the, or the actual, first RLM videos I ever came across and the nostalgia strong with this one.
Yes
It's the second best Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 review show I've ever seen!
@@itsd0nk I remember when this came out my senior year of high school right when I was getting into RLM. Even better is that at that Time they only had like 400k subscribers
Starring Paul Bl
Mike can tell the shittiest jokes and I will laugh every time. His delivery is perfect.
the drab voice is just perfect.
You take that back
Come on, people. We've all been there.
So true lol
Mikes outrage over his lost $5 had me really laughing 18:22
Also: After the whole "Kevin you Sell Out Twat" diatribe about Proon Blarb mule cup 2
- The commercial for your own RLM tat at the end of the vid was pretty lol-worthy........Nice self-aware touch there fellas! XD
I would absolutely watch "You Can't Force Quit Your Programs" with Bela Lugosi
MsMpEng.exe on your Windows 10.
"Hardwaregore of the decade."
"The antivirus does to your hard drive what bleach does to your intestines."
@@None-Trick_Pony Oh noooooooooooooooo!
@@None-Trick_Pony You monster.
So Unfriended was the comedy movie and Paul Blart was the horror movie?
Yes
Watch them both with that in mind, and all of a sudden they work
God, I remember when this movie came out and I thought it was dated then.
Yet, it feels like nothing has changed
Weird.
Classic horror movie lines:
"They're coming to get you Barbara!"
"Heeeere's Johnny!"
"WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED!"
Mike is funnier than most comedies
+idar sumpter I'm surprised he doesn't do stand-up, he has that funny trait 99% don't.
Brace110 Mike would be a funnier character than we've ever had. Mike is the key to all this
Because standing in front of a crowd doesn't sound like fun.
If only he could stand up.
+ShowgunSam it's guna be great
I hope the Plinkett house lands in my yard. I'm so lonely.
@@Masada1911 she isn't.
She's in plinket's basement now
@@Masada1911 Nah.
@@finnp7871 lol
At least you have a yard
If i don't wake up to a video of me shitting myself on Facebook it wasn't a good night.
BigHairyFenian Lol
Lmao
Mike Stoklasa is the greatest human being who has ever lived.
Whereisthearmynow It should be.
+meadslosh rich evans has the most annoying laugh of all time its like a screeching jim carrey from dumb and dumber but worse
Well im glad you do cause i cant stand it i skip everytime he laughs
+Tony Midyett And the doctor says that's bad.
After Abe Lincoln
9:25 "Sorry, cyberbullying... y'know... victims... Whatever..." the way his hand flaps as he barely pretends to care is just perfect lmao
unfriended feels like typical shittypasta, but made for the big screen
***** And curiosity killed everyone
but then who was skype?
Crappypasta
Five years later and Mike's perfectly timed and derisive, "...'Filmmakers'?" still makes me laugh to near tears.
Where the hell is "Rich Evans: Mall Cop" ?
We're waiting.
He's starred in two already under the pseudonym of Kevin James
There is "Rich Evans: Space Cop" now, basically same stuff
HOLY CRAP, YESSSS :D, or maybe "Mr. Plinkett: Mall Cop" would be better.
Fuck that, give me a Mr Plinket movie
It's literally an episode of this with people stealing stuff in the background
''The glitch just typed'' lol
Space Ghost funny on so many levels
iT’S IN MY CODE
It's missingno. spooky
oh no it's sonic.exe how spoopy
We need to get Paul Blart working, because he's a funnier character than we've had before. I think it'll work
Well I got the reference at least
Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart 2 took 6 years to make, therefore it's half as good as Boyhood.
Boyhoodtook twelveyearstomake Paul Blart is the key to all this.
I sure can't wait to see "Children of the Corn:The Internet Age"
You may have a long wait.
Didn't they worship He Who Types Between The Servers?
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 uh oh
"Children of soy: the diversification"
"They should have made a horror movie about Myspace. It would be called 'Ghost Town'".
I love you guys so much. MORE!
Include tbat tagline. "Myspace: A place for ads."
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens MyAdSpace.
"occupation shaming".
Plinkett has been known to shame toll booth operators from time to time.
I never understood that, those people usually get really good pay and benefits
@@micfail2 because they're stuck in a little glass box in the middle of the highway in the middle of nowhere for eight hours every fucking day.
Could Rich Evans even get that job?
You wonder what the process is for these movies?
Adam Sandler and friends decide they need to take a vacation somewhere, so they take a day to come up with a movie set there. The studios then pay them to take a vacation and, time permitting, film a movie.
"Oh hey this mall looks nice, SOMEONE WRITE US A SCRIPT, BOOK A COUPLE PLANES AND PAY US"
Plus paid advertising for wherever the hell they decide to vacation. Win-win for everyone who matters!
And there are still enough numb nuts that pay money to see these pieces of shit.
Honestly, I nearly shit my pants laughing when I found out the crux of the revenge plot in Unfriended was that someone killed themselves after they shit their pants.
Lol,I started watching it halfway through one night on hbo and when I saw the end I died laughing.
Based on a real case with worse bullying too
"What is the opposite of art?"
"Paul Blart."
lol
"I hope your Happy Madison check was worth it."
"Your hotel is associated w Paul Blart."
Love it! You guys are modern day super heroes!
Blart Blart has a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, but an audience score of currently 51%. That's the really scary part. Because 51% wins in a democracy.
Norman Odinson Because we live in a constitutional republic, not a democracy.
Wahey Then 51% wins the representative that votes for the bigger representative. Can we not be pedantic assholes about shit, tho?
ThePloyMaker's Evil Plans Still not how that works. But good try trying to call someone out I guess?
Daniel Dietrich Oh good, another pedantic asshole wants to point out some trivial missing governmental details in a TH-cam comment. Good on you for trying to call someone out though I guess.
Not if you have to win by a certain majority, such as a 2/3 majority
11:42 Jay: _"I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies."_
Mike: _"They already do,"_
lol
This episode had a lot of uncomfortable yet appropriate silence.
Smidge204 Just like the Nomedy in Paul Bland 2
"some random persons dad in a movie" is a perfect description for kevin james
Paul Blart meets Crank, he must run across the mall getting sugar by any means necessary if he wants to stay awake. At the end of the film he's having a really awkward fist fight after the villain gives him too much insulin.
I can see that. At one point, he's starting to have a sugar crash but is chasing someone and can't stop long enough to buy something. Getting desperate, he sees a toddler who is a messy eater and has ice cream all of their face. So he just grabs the kid and starts licking it off their face during the chase.
Crank was a great fucking movie.
You do it at christmas, he inevitably crashes Santa land and eats a bunch of candy canes, and has to fight elves, ends up somehow knocking out Santa, and has to be Santa. He's slowly falling asleep as his sugar levels drop, vould die any moment, and then a messy eater kid steps up and we get the scene The Runaway Script
suggested. Disgusted moms swarm him and start beating him with purses until he runs off into the next cliche scene.
For me, Red Letter Media is about...
...it's about awkward pauses.
And aids.
And that’s what’s so powerful about it.
It's about family.
It’s about Night Court.
@@Mick_92 You misspelled something.
I want a remake of Die Hard with Kevin James as John McClane.
Would take some massive air vents
@@RossTheNinja underrated comment
So the first Paul Blart?
work email Kevin James is legitimately funny. Don’t judge him on the Sandler movies he gets roped in to.
@@Sojaysquad22 you do understand he means @Ross ThenNinja's comment?
"if those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would" I absolutely lost it there. I love these quick witty exchanges those guys have.
Paul Blart: Nail Art.
"That was a joke you FAT FUCK" -Mike
That's a joke*
The Paul Blart movies together made almost $300M globally. I checked a random great movie I saw recently, The Northman, and that made $70M worldwide. So it's definitely too late for Humanity, GOOD LUCK DOLPHINS.
Can't wait for the Chat Roulette horror film. We know what it's going to be about.
GSDAkatsuki "The Den" www.imdb.com/title/tt2503154/
GSDAkatsuki Haunted dicks?
GSDAkatsuki Just dicks for 90 minutes.
GSDAkatsuki A young woman talks to a middle aged man for a couple of minutes on Chat Roulette, and he starts to obsess over her. Once she insists she wants nothing to do with him and his old man penis he starts killing all her friends. The whole movie is shot from the POV of her Apple Watch, because why not.
GSDAkatsuki Wang in a blender
28:27 Just noticed the two black crewmembers in the back are like "We're not getting paid enough to fake laugh."
This movie accurately depicted the terrible frame rates of Skype. Though it would probably be better if the main character would close some tabs.
I've been a fan of Half in the Bag since they were just a Quarter in a Container.
Don Radkos since you've been a fan for so long can you tell me if they purposefully say hacky joked and act horribly at times just to annoy people? Also why does plinkett sound so different in this show?
A fifth in a bucket
"A fifth in the bucket" is the name of Mike Stoklasa's second EP
2/3rds in a satchel. Coming soon.
"no they play for the senior citizen demographic" lmao, that back sas was money
Unfriended was amazing! It took 12 hours to make!
24:12 that guy came in his pants when paul blart got kicked by the horse
Those clips aren't real.... They can't be real. They aren't real, right? Please tell me someone if those clips were real.
They're reactions to Star Wars The Force Awakens.
Very similiar to the pinball scene in accused.
That guys reaction was more funnier than the clip.
Can't wait till Hollywood makes horror film outta bunch of nerds getting Ventrilo Harrasement while playimg computer games!
prodiggy13 "Don't you get it man, don't you see what's happening?! If you die in Call of Duty...you die in real life!"
prodiggy13 Get off Vent or I'll have you bent!
Pointer!
BALLS OF STEEL
prodiggy13 Matbe the producers kid Dead Space. They capture the gameplay and thats the whole movie.
Is it bad to rewatch these again and again this is like crack. rich, Mike, and Jay are my pushers
Whenever Adam Sandler looks at Kevin James, he's fantasizing about Chris Farley.
Like, seriously, that has to be the case, right? All the people who show up in his movies are people who were on SNL at about the same time as him. Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, etc. I really do think he kind of just started getting Kevin James because he wants a Chris Farley substitute. Too bad Kevin James isn't funny like Chris Farley was.
I've been saying this for years. Farley would be doing these parts (for better or worse) if he didn't OD and die, Kevin James would LITERALLY be a mall cop right now if Farley didn't die.
@Jokers R Wild Studios
Kevin James would be living in a van down by the river.
@@KnuckleHunkybuck and blowing guys for chicken nuggets...
This was the first ever RLM video I ever saw. Still watching 4 years later
"If those 3 letters in the alphabet could kill themselves they would" 😂
I've read a couple of times that Kevin James is a really nice and likeable guy off camera and I've come to the conclusion that these are the reasons why he's acting:
A: Some on the crew find him to be a really likeable dude on set and easy to work with.
B: The others on the crew, those that hate his guts, get to see and make him fall down a lot.
@Starlight Noire Holy crap. I think this is the farthest apart time wise I've ever seen a comment and a reply. As an aside, I can appreciate how Kevin James did a lot of his own stunts. Adam Sandler was barely putting on pants in his movies back then.
Try watching Paul blart 2 synced up with dark side of the moon
Everyone knows about that. It's called "Dark Side of the Mall".
Blart side of the moon
Blart side of the mall??
I would say that if you sync that movie up with someone taking a giant shit would work.
@Jack Marlett hell yeah. only ~2 months till the next episode
YOOOOU CAN'T FORCE QUIT YOUR PROOOOGRAAAMS!
Haha. Amazing.
Anyone else revisit this video as an excellent paring to the annual and enteral podcast “Til Death Do Us Blart”?
if anyone is curious: “The format is simple. Once a year, every year at American Thanksgiving the five men will watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and record their thoughts, feelings and opinions. These personal expressions will be broadcast as a free, annual podcast. Should a member of the quintet pass away, protocol dictates that his baton must be passed to another, thus fulfilling the promise of five people watching and podcasting Paul Blart 2 from now till the end of linear time.”
I don't know if me watching this about 30 times over the span of a couple of years is a testament to how great these guys are, or just a testament to how much of a loser I am. Maybe both.
Terrifying and gripping, I was on the edge of my seat when Blaire forgot that uTorrent was seeding an episode of SNL in the background &
she couldn't empty her recycling bin...
I always preferred David Lynch's "Paul Blart: Flesh Mall"
A lot of horror movies are filled with unsympathetic characters, but usually at least the final girl is supposed to be decent, and the antagonist usually kills indiscriminately so at least if it came up behind you in your theater chair you'd have reason to feel threatened. But in Unfriended, not only is every single character an absolute sack of shit, they are dying *specifically* because they are absolute sacks of shit, so unless you yourself have a hobby of ruining people's lives for shits and giggles, you have no reason to feel even nominally afraid of Facebook ghosts.
So what at first looks like a horror movie turns out to be...I don't know, a morality tale? There's no possibility of lingering discomfort after the movie ends; once the credits roll, everything is neatly tied up and there's nothing left to think about. It's like it was deliberately designed to be nothing more than a way to kill an hour and a half.
Bad Voodoo
That would make a great movie. A story about some sort of a serial killer or monster or ghost or something who sneaks up behind people who are sitting in chairs in the dark watching horror movies.
A lot of horror films have unsympathetic characters and they are always so boring to watch, there's no horror or tension because I can't get invested in the characters.
So it should have just been called "Housecleaning?"
Yeeeeah but I'm cool with that. Like, action movies do this, a lot. Shoot 'em ups and whatnot.
I love the quote "I couldn't take my eyes off the screen" from the Unfriended trailer.
I know, right! I had to look at a computer screen the whole time!
Watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 while listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the moon. I did it with a couple of friends and have now ascended to a higher level of existence.
Holy shit, this is actually a thing
The Blart Side of the Moon! A great Thanksgiving tradition I shall practice until I die and then force someone else to keep doing it
@@NCLgirl2016 holy shit lmao I was looking for a comment about death blart
'I don't remember a single f word!'
Later...
'So she's holding up signs that say things like 'F**k All You Guys...'
I saw the first Paul Blart and it was so depressing I got a prescription for Prozac the next day!
I've been going through some of your catalog over the last week, and holy shit is Mike hilarious 😂. Even when the joke itself is terrible, his timing & delivery is flawless. Thank you guys for all of the quality content
::SIGH:: "Filmmakers?"
I shed a tear while laughing at that one.
So did the movie ever say why they couldn't just, you know, close the laptop, or unplug their modem, or...
That's the problem with villains that can do whatever is convenient for the plot. If it's literally impossible for the characters to escape, why not just cut directly to the end of the movie when everyone's dead?
Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are flocking to see the new Chris Farley movie, Paul Blart 2, and Kevin James works as a janitor in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Blart sucks but working as a security guard for several years I can legitimately say the Seth Rogan movie "Observe and Report" is the most accurate depiction of security work ever made, everything from the drug use and unhinged characters to the scene where they beat the shit out of teenagers are all things I've seen at one time or another
Good for Seth. Sounds like he did his research; just as vital for comedies as drama.
@@aarondavis8943 Seth was definitely fantastic and perfectly sold the slightly deranged type of guy that is attracted to security work, as for all the other nuances I think it was more likely director/screenwriter Jody Hill to thank, I believe he made another movie that was based on his experience with taekwondo so I'm guessing at some point he (or people he knew) worked in security and told him stories/gave him the ideas that became Observe and Report
On the internet, nobody knows you're a ghost...
"If those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would." Mike Stoklasa -Half in the Bag
Basically Kevin James' career is he was in a bunch of little shows and then he became friends with Ray Ramano, appeared on the show, then he got his own show.
Remember that as career advice, kids who want to be actors.
Bug the hell out of someone and become their "friend" and you will get a gig.
Everybody called him a robot. Now he's coming for their data.
Unfriended 2: the Zuccening.
unfriended - hilarious
paul blart 2 - disturbing
based username
Fun fact: Paul Blart, Mall Cop is used by medical professionals to verify the success of lobotomies.
@28:20 - That's some comedy gold right there! 😂
"When do the checks come in?"
*resumes loud forced laughter until paid*
“They unfriended Laura Palmer” - 11:55 , this movie is the true prequel to Twin Peaks
TH-cam Video: "Half in the Bag: Hey. Don't you got anything better to do?"
Me: "No."
Kevin James’ film career is proof that humanity can be conditioned into any reaction
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 was the first film to receive Nevada's film tax credit, now I get it
If Unfriended was first and foremost a horror-comedy, it could have been one of the best movies ever made. "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED" is actually one of the funniest goddamn lines in anything ever.
As a security officer myself, I want to slap the ever loving shit out of Kevin James and Adam Sandler for ruining the entire concept of a movie about contract security. It would have been nice to have something watchable, but this is just embarrassing.
CravenTHC The first Paul Blart Mall Cop was a rip off of a 2009 dark comedy called Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen, also about a security officer at a mall and considered mucch better. I hope this eases your pain :)
Pocketses McFlurry Paul Blart 1 was released a few months before Observe and Report, which technically makes that the rip-off.
Pocketses McFlurry As a Rogen fan myself, I found Observe and Report shockingly poor. The mood of the movie was all over the place. It didn't know if it was a comedy or a rom-com, and by the end it almost seemed more like a tragedy.
If I could have anybody make a movie about security guards it would be Broken Lizard. Something along the lines of Super Troopers would be a better vehicle in my opinion.
For real? I've had it on my to-watch list for ages so that's pretty disheartening. Better hope Paul Blart 3 doesn't suck ass then
Pocketses McFlurry Yeah I would check a couple reviews before actually devoting almost 2 hours of my time to O&R. Last I checked, it was widely considered one of the worst Rogen films.
Paul Blart 2 is a surreal experience if you watch it alongside Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
I'm not joking.
I’m so glad about not having to watch movies anymore
Thank you guys
2:49 thank you for showing us the moment Mike remembers he must drink his beer
When you don’t watch these in order or follow the lore, and it opens with a flying house tied to a balloon.
I remember when Paul Blartt 2 and Unfriended were in theaters. They were playing to empty screens while I went to see Riff Trax Presents Time Chasers.
Mr Plinkett: "Hey, don't you got anything better to do?"
Me, sitting here isolating while I'm sick with covid: "No, not really."
22:41 "I don't know where Kevin James came from, other than a fat woman's vagina"
I'm glad I'm back in the Half in the Bag rabbit hole
Welcome 😁
Chris Kattan looks like he was assembled from spare parts lying around at the "Zach Braff Factory."
I don't think Mike was really in this episode. I've never seen a more accurate display of a human "on autopilot".
Till Death Do Us Blart
I remember when I was much younger enjoying the first Parp Blarp Small Marp, honestly though I haven't seen it in many years so it could be awful.
When the trailer for 2 came out I was like "Oh it's that thing I sort of likes, neat". Then I watched the trailer and all I could say was
"Where are the jokes?"
You found me. I don't know how but you found me.
RUN FOR IT MARTYYYYYYYYYYYY
JackWolf i just died laughing at parp blarp small marp. just had to say thank you
JackWolf the whole movie is a joke
This one review had more impact on the Wind Resort than the film itself lmao
"the lite version of the fat guy" LMAO Mike comes up with some amazing things.
I just had a dark vision of Happy Madison doing an Avengers-style crossover with Paul Blart, Joe Dirt, Deuce Bigalow, and Jill from "Jack and Jill."
That film should be made and used in C.I.A terrorist interrogations
“I want to see Happy Madison start to make horror movies.” Once again clairvoyant RLM predicts Hubie Halloween
How do you get rid of a Skype ghost?
Call a tech-xorcist!
I stole that one from a Bazooka Joe wrapper that doesn't exist.
Kevin James started on Everybody Loves Raymond where he played a van delivery guy and it was THAT character who then became the King of Queens character and lifted his profile so if you want someone to blame for Kevin James career blame Ray Romano...
Oh boy, new half in the bag B^)))
Tytus Hamilton fuck yeah new hitb!!
Joe Jr. I love the narative they weave between episodes
jesus christ those guys reacting to the trailer made me want to die
Those were reactions to Star Wars the Force Awakens
SaintSC05 i still want death
Jawpz thank
To be fair... I had just little enough faith in humanity to believe it too.
It made me want to kill them.
Hard to believe that this was 5 years ago. RLM has managed to be timeless.
Watching an older episode when they hadn't really done anything super crazy with the storylines, and then I click on this episode and it starts out with the house flying through the city in the first shot and I just cracked up.
"Sorry, Cyberbullying...you know...victims...whatever." I couldn't stop laughing.