somehow i missed that on my first viewing but re-watching this episode now i am fucking howling. i don't think there's a funnier choice for what CD could have been in there.
I met Kelsey Grammer at St Peter's Square in Vatican City several years ago. He was there with his wife and infant child and a woman approached him asking if she could get a picture with him.. He said and I quote " Okay, just don't touch me " I cherish that moment to this day.
Little did we know this chance encounter with you several years ago would inspire Kelsey Grammer to star in the classic movie of the decade Money Plane.
Mike is the architect of his own suffering. Captain Kirk will never come on the show. But it's ok, because we have celebrity power couple Rich Evans and Macaulay Culkin.
It gives me the same feeling as your parents finding your edgy newgrounds cartoons and you're trying to convince them not to tell the school counselors
@M Schloss im not sure if you know this or not but youtube recommends videos to you based on what you watch so you probably watched a bunch of podcasts
I'm Darius Emmanuel Grouch the third, federation starfleet captain, commander of the USS Bozeman, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will take down the money plane, in this life or the next. (tries to flip table).
@@samuelbannister101 yeah it is, in the episode Cause and Effect where we see the Enterprise explode. I can't remember what his name is in the episode though
It really is like Robocop 2.. Robocop 2 Plot: The corporate elites try to destabilize the city through street crime so they can restructure everything. Present day events: The globalist elites try to destabilize the western world through media and street crime so they can restructure everything.
@@noahmay7708 Rapper Lil B coined the term for being yourself and not caring what others think of you-to carry yourself with swagger. Internet lingo uses it as a general positive response.
The pity is that you thought of that title at some point after thinking about this movie for a span of time. They WROTE it and never came up with it. We live in a gold-plated age of mediocrity.
No wonder several Sopranos actors are in this. This is just how Tony spends his weekends. He goes to the *Money Plane* to have a good time and cheat on his wife.
Under most legal codes The airplane is considered part of the territory that it took off from until the moment it touches down in another legal jurisdiction.
What’d I say? Money plane. What’s it called? Money plane. I hear those things are awfully loud. It glides as softly as a cloud. Will we be satisfied when it ends? Not on your life, my streaming friends.
So, I watched this with some other pilots and we spent the entire movie trying to figure out which cockpit this was shot in, with most of us guessing a Gulfstream g550 or similar Cockpit Simulator, for the parts where he's flying its too small for any major airliner and the yokes match up pretty well and the weird projected dirty images. But a weird amalgam of Boeing 747-8 and 737 flight decks for anything shot looking back. None of them being the Airbus that's used in the external shots or the Antanov being used in the title/poster images. All in all it's a movie made to make aviation buffs lose their fucking minds for 2 hours of arguing and googling
I think the overhead and center console are from a 747-300. That's why everything looks so strange and difficult to place. It was a weird hybrid that didn't sell very well but had some advances that were used on the -400 series.
Actually pinpointing what CD popped out during the whole "Server Room" scene is amazing. And I don't know why, but I just love that it's a Barenaked Ladies album xD .
I would like to picture Kelsey Grammer delivering the baddest motherfucker line and have it cut to Frasier on his radio show. Grouch the 3rd is just Frasier Cranes weird power fantasy
He’s writing a Hollywood script having failed to sell his true passion project, a deeply emotional and thought provoking script about the human condition he purposefully sets out to write the worst bit of action schlock garbage he can in a drunken stupor and to his horror his father accidentally sends it out to a studio instead of his beloved magnum opus and said studio loves it.
@@justafox5356 one if his bucket list goals from when he plans to win the Kentucky derby is to film an incredibly touching story of a man and his german stool. He is angry at the world because Lillith has a job at a Seattle Uni and the impending doom has driven him crazy and he creates MONEY PLANE
I just realized Covid 19 fits into half and the bag lore, because when they were on Mount Everest the rich Evans alien took them back in time because the world had gone to shit. They were suppose to warn everyone of the impending future, but decided to review movies instead. So we are now living with those consequences of Mike and jay. Blame them Covid
when the " rumble " is on video chat, the icons for video and sound are crossed out, meaning he's talking and broadcasting nothing but a blank screen. Money plane.
Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, he's just a caveman! He fell in some ice and later got thawed out by our scientists. Our world frightens and confuses him!!
Fun Fact: Kelsey Grammer was in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode entitled “Cause and Effect”, which is one of Rich Evan’s favorite TNG episodes. It’s like poetry...
I love that during the Russian Roulette scene, they describe The Cowboy as an "undefeated champion", as if you can lose Russian Roulette more than once.
Ugh, you guys don't get it, all the seemingly unused space inside this huge airplane is actually filled with complex machinery to keep the -super small set- gambling area stable incase of any turbulence.
Next: Following the shameful failure of Darius Emmanuel Grouch III to take down the Money Plane, his younger brother, Cecil Grouch, attempts to one-up him by sending Chris Jericho to take down the Money Boat.
It's an old Boeing 747. That yoke is a dead-giveaway for Boeing, and the quadrant for the 747. The set is the upper deck of the plane, which is why the ceiling seems oddly high. A new rear wall is dividing the cockpit in half, the real cockpit goes back another 10'.
@@SammEater Yeah and Mike was spot on about not showing the instrument panel; the quadrant is missing parts and it makes no sense that one engine is turned down... and I spilled some tea when I saw the 'car-thing actors do' on the yoke; that thing is only used for take-off and landing (or an emergency) for the rest of the flight you control the plane with heading and altitude autopilots.
A series that could feature such classics as: Interrogation (2016 film) - A bomb is set to go off on one of the busiest betting days of the year so a smart interrogator is called in to get answers from the prime suspect but as time begins to end, they both soon discover that there is a larger plan in store for them. Bending the Rules (2012 film) - Detective Nick Blades (Adam Copeland) is a New Orleans cop on trial for corruption. Assistant District Attorney Theo Gold (Jamie Kennedy) is the man in charge of putting him behind bars. When these two unlikely partners from opposite sides of the law stumble onto a criminal plot, they'll need to rely on luck - and patience - to take down a dangerous killer without killing each other first.
@@thekidwithpalsy592 It's also a play on words from Surviving Edged Weapons. Which was a classic police training film that is very graphic. RLM reviewed it a while back if I remember correctly.
That was the weirdest cameo ever. When I rewatched it I was like there was no way they got a famous actor for 15 seconds of screen time. I guess Grammar is a fan.
this is only mildly interesting but the gun used in the russian roulette scene isnt just a prop, its an airsoft gun. if you pause at the right time you can see a hole at the bottom of the handle where you pierce the co2 carts. this is probably only interesting to me (i have the same one), but i didnt want the 2 minutes of “research” to go to waste 😳😳
They can only work with what they material they have. So, expect more of this to come. I was thinking about it, and the last few months would have been an perfect time for Hollywood to show us how creative and inventive they are with all the amazing content they can create within the confines of our current situation.... bwahahahahahaha.
It requires about a 2 ft hole to explosively decompress/ rip a bigger hole an aircraft. A few bullet holes can even be overcome by the pressurisation system. It's better if 'the public' think they are very dangerous though. Air marshals carry guns.
It's worth noting that Kelsey Grammer worked on a regular NBC series (Cheers, Frasier) from 1984 to 2004, and that Joey Lawrence worked at NBC fairly continuously (Gimme a Break, Blossom, Brotherly Love,American Dreams) from 1983 to 2003. The mystical Grammer-Lawrence-NBC connection is the key to understanding this movie.
I like how when Joey Lawrence mispronounces concierge, the man standing next to him seems to notice he fucked up and wonders if the director is gonna call cut... and it's in the movie.
(UPDATE: I paused the video at 28:00 to write this, and of course 18 seconds later Mike would name the place and post pictures.) Just to give you guys some perspective on exactly how cheap this movie is: A few years ago I shot a sitcom pilot about.....pilots at a massive studio in Burbank that specialized in nothing but airplane and airplane-related sets. In addition to about a half-dozen actual airplanes, gutted and modified to accommodate equipment and crew, they also had tons of props and sets for any scenario even vaguely pertaining to air travel; snack carts, uniforms, pilot pins, TSA screening checkpoints, you name it. And judging by the endless list of movies and TV shows that had shot there--everything from Airplane! to Kill Bill--it's clearly been one of the go-to locations in LA for decades. Why do I say all this? Because this entire production's budget was $5,000. Not $5,000 for renting the space, $5,000 total, including crew, equipment rentals, the whole nine yards. For a whole morning of shooting with virtually unlimited resources, in an actual airplane instead of this Ed Wood "let's just throw up a million curtains and pretend that's normal" crap, we probably paid a couple hundred bucks, max. (We also had an actual famous actor with an actual career work as a PA for us, which was surreal not just because of who they were, but how cheerfully they went about doing the job of a 17 year-old intern without once even mentioning how overqualified they were.)
@@Michaelhateshandles no these were regular planes modified for filming we tried putting squirrels down our pants for the purposes of gambling but the studio owners told us that was illegal
Low budget movie makers need to learn from Mad Max and Evil Dead. Complicated plots almost always fail. Simple but fun premise + hellish amount of energy = good times.
Yeah, wouldn’t label those low budget movies. Primer is a good example of complicated movie made without money, but even in that the storytelling is streamlined and focused.
As soon as I saw that I thought "well, Mike edited this episode." Any time there is a random dig at Rich Evans it is a dead giveaway Mike is the editor. BTW...guess the editor, Mike or Jay, is a game I like to play for all their shows. I have gotten pretty good at it.
Peak Half in the Bag can be found around 18:50, where Mike ashamedly opens a page of notes about the first 7 minutes of a Dr. Frasier Crane/Edge plane heist movie
When the lesser Lawrence brother says "I can never lose!" before shooting himself in the head, he meant it. He never had to be on the Money Plane ever again.
I wanna watch the riots episode of Frasier where he and Niles get their favorite opera house burnt down and Martin tells them tough because he’s both retired and dead
As someone who does work in a Data Center sometimes... I can confirm that we have a 99% casualty rate on the server technicians. Why won't they ground the servers? Why?!
"Did you ever think we'd be living in Robocop 2" "Yes!" Yup, sounds about right. We basically live in the opening title crawl to every cyberpunk story imaginable... ..Just without the cool punk culture and sweet synth music and instead of OCP, VersaLife or the "Megacorps" of Shadowrun, people are pledging allegiance to Disney, Sony and Epic Games >_>
Kelsey Grammer is a genuinely great actor who’s been in some terrible B movies, but WOW is this one of the worst I’ve seen him in. The first clip you showed of him made me burst out laughing for a minute or so because of how terrible the writing was and his deep-voiced, serious delivery of it.
Whoever figured out that CD was a Barenaked Ladies album, bravo. What a great find.
It was 100% Josh, he is a resident music douche on the crew.
That CD was 50% of the budget of the movie.
Lemmy Pop yeah it had to be josh lol
@@lemmypop1300 Not only a resident music douche, but a The Residents music douche at that !
I lost it big time in that moment of the video, with the fight sounds still playing in the background.
The disc tray opening on accident to reveal a barenaked ladies cd is absolutely unreal. That’s the funniest fuckup I’ve ever seen
I'm not sure how anything involving the Barenaked Ladies could be classified as a fuck up.
The disc tray had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.
You really can't make this shit up 😂
Only through the power of barenaked ladies can the money planes servers run at full power!
somehow i missed that on my first viewing but re-watching this episode now i am fucking howling. i don't think there's a funnier choice for what CD could have been in there.
I met Kelsey Grammer at St Peter's Square in Vatican City several years ago.
He was there with his wife and infant child and a woman approached him asking if she could get a picture with him..
He said and I quote " Okay, just don't touch me "
I cherish that moment to this day.
@lulzmoose He was ahead of us all..you might even say he broke new ground.
Little did we know this chance encounter with you several years ago would inspire Kelsey Grammer to star in the classic movie of the decade Money Plane.
@@CaptainPRESIDENT I like to think I inspired him to take the lead role in the classic comedy " Down Periscope", as I was in the Navy at the time.
If your story takes place in the mid-80s, that infant child was Spencer Grammar (now Summer from Rick & Morty)
Want to get a picture with Kelsey Grammer? Money Plane!
This is my favourite episode of half in the bag. I will absolutely never tire of Darius Grouch III, better known as “The Rumble”
Groucho would have been a more relevant name.
Darius _Emmanuel_ Grouch. The third.
If he was british, there's a good chance he'd be the royal rumble.
Hes the baddest mf on the planet after all
“The Rumble for trademark reasons.”
We have been blessed with a best of the worst in disguise
best of the worst new releases
@@cyrus2395 I love that take!
Annie Levin hey I like your channel! When you gonna upload again?
Mr Mogford I’m glad you like it! I’ve been thinking of some new video ideas and hope to upload sometime soon.
Blessed of the Worst
Now convinced every Red Letter Media video is specifically designed to confuse and annoy William Shatner for the first 60 seconds.
Mike is the architect of his own suffering. Captain Kirk will never come on the show. But it's ok, because we have celebrity power couple Rich Evans and Macaulay Culkin.
"Hey! This was supposed to be a video of a dude fucking an alligator!"
It gives me the same feeling as your parents finding your edgy newgrounds cartoons and you're trying to convince them not to tell the school counselors
"I tried to watch a minute of their podcast. Two janitors destroy a cake? Not a fan."
@M Schloss im not sure if you know this or not but youtube recommends videos to you based on what you watch so you probably watched a bunch of podcasts
I'm Darius Emmanuel Grouch the third,
federation starfleet captain, commander of the USS Bozeman, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will take down the money plane, in this life or the next. (tries to flip table).
I forget, is that actually the name of Grammer’s ship in Next Gen?
@@samuelbannister101 yeah it is, in the episode Cause and Effect where we see the Enterprise explode. I can't remember what his name is in the episode though
His name reminds me of Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Jr. from Harry Potter.
@@mikesully110 I believe it's Captain Morgan Bateson.
"Tries to flip table" 😂
"Jay, did you ever think we'd be living in RoboCop 2?"
_"Yes."_
It really is like Robocop 2..
Robocop 2 Plot: The corporate elites try to destabilize the city through street crime so they can restructure everything.
Present day events: The globalist elites try to destabilize the western world through media and street crime so they can restructure everything.
@@d00kiebird Based.
@@dirtypure2023 I'm not up to speed with internet lingo. What does based mean?
@@noahmay7708 based on a movie
@@noahmay7708 Rapper Lil B coined the term for being yourself and not caring what others think of you-to carry yourself with swagger. Internet lingo uses it as a general positive response.
Surely with all the mid air gambling this movie should have been called Stakes On A Plane.
High Stakes/Heist-takes
The pity is that you thought of that title at some point after thinking about this movie for a span of time. They WROTE it and never came up with it. We live in a gold-plated age of mediocrity.
Safes On A Plane.
Money Plane
Michael Marple has
the stock footage of the "undisclosed airport" is actually Newark Airport which is just so perfect for this movie
I've been to the Newark money plane terminal and it's pretty neat. Hardly any rats.
And the rats that are there, they're rich! Money plane rats! They got little top hats and monocles and everything!
Fuck, I knew it looked familiar! I fondly remember the stench of piss and the sounds of construction.
I guess that explains why Mikey Palmice was the bookkeeper
No wonder several Sopranos actors are in this. This is just how Tony spends his weekends. He goes to the *Money Plane* to have a good time and cheat on his wife.
Like Tom Cruise, Mike Stoklasa is a middle-aged man that does his own dangerous stunts.
and they both were banging Nicole Kidman.
Tom cruise is bordering on elderly
Like Tom Cruise, women can't wait to get away from Mike Stoklasa.
@@FunkBastid And on his worst day he could still outrun your lazy ass.
NOT YOU ease up there, Tom
Under most legal codes The airplane is considered part of the territory that it took off from until the moment it touches down in another legal jurisdiction.
Yeah, but...
Money Plane.
@@gsofficial planes of money
Ohhhhhh correcting money plane’s misunderstanding of international Law to the point that the movie is useless is tight!
Well, crap, there goes my perfect murder plan! :P
@@brandonmusic9712 wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
"Money plane."
- Kelsey Grammer, Money Plane
"I am your concierce."
--Joey Lawrence, Professional Actor
I truly hope they cut in him saying Money Plane into all future videos
What’d I say? Money plane.
What’s it called? Money plane.
I hear those things are awfully loud. It glides as softly as a cloud.
Will we be satisfied when it ends? Not on your life, my streaming friends.
Every time they cut to that, I cracked up.
PLACE YOUR BETS!
I’m so happy you both have eachother in these trying times, you both deserve the pain equally
Your comment started out so nice. I thought I wasn't on youtube for a second there. Then, like a boss, you restored my lack of faith in humanity 😎
Can I offer you a nice Half in the Bag in these tryin' times
Must be a Star Trek Picard fan.
@@numinous2506 If you think TH-cam comments are bad, save yourself the nihilistic despair by avoiding Twitter like the plague.
@@numinous2506 Chill out mate it's just a joke
So, I watched this with some other pilots and we spent the entire movie trying to figure out which cockpit this was shot in, with most of us guessing a Gulfstream g550 or similar Cockpit Simulator, for the parts where he's flying its too small for any major airliner and the yokes match up pretty well and the weird projected dirty images. But a weird amalgam of Boeing 747-8 and 737 flight decks for anything shot looking back. None of them being the Airbus that's used in the external shots or the Antanov being used in the title/poster images.
All in all it's a movie made to make aviation buffs lose their fucking minds for 2 hours of arguing and googling
I think you guys just experienced a Pilot Edition of Best Of The Worst. with either more or less alcohol
Did you argue about which one of you could take an A-380 off the smoothest?
Money Plane.
I would absolutely love to now watch this movie and then talk to you about the logic of this movie and Airplanes.
I think the overhead and center console are from a 747-300. That's why everything looks so strange and difficult to place. It was a weird hybrid that didn't sell very well but had some advances that were used on the -400 series.
Kudos to Kelsey Grammar for saying his character's name with a straight face.
I wanna see the outtakes
He was probably so checked out he didn't even process the words he was saying
Seemed like there were a few cuts as he was saying it. Do we know for sure this wasn't just an editing trick?
Maybe he's poised to become the new Cameron Mitchell.
@@MrHendrix17 checked 🤣 lol I’m using that from now on
"We'll get out of this without getting double-crossed again" is such a beautifully pathetic goal for a protagonist to have.
lol
- The Last Jedi, 2017
Hey don't mock my life goals like that.
@@andrewholmes3116somehow Fasier returned
The fact that this comment section barely mentions the birthday cake bit makes me really worry about exactly how bad this movie is
yeeeeee
@Land of the Lost I can't believe he could keep a straight face for that.
"money plane"
Rich Evans didn't run into the room in a panic with a fire extinguisher, spraying everyone and everything in sight.
Thumbs down. Unsubscribe.
"Jay, did you ever think we would be living in Robocop 2?"
"Yes."
There is no Robocop 2. They only made one.
More like ROBOCOP 3!!
@@JohnnyZenith Robocop 2 is as good as the first one
ROBOCOP 2 FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!
@@rodolfomonteiro6794 MY MAN
Napoleon's General and Marshal, Emmanuel de Grouchy, 2nd Marquis of Grouchy, was coincidentally also known by his wrestling name, 'Le Rumble'
Not to forget Union general Darius Couch, who was found of saying to his troops before battle, "I am the baddest motherfucker on the planet!"
As an amateur historian these two jokes are the best I've seen all week.
@@mrleedra He was shot and killed by his own men.
Actually pinpointing what CD popped out during the whole "Server Room" scene is amazing. And I don't know why, but I just love that it's a Barenaked Ladies album xD .
Just adds to the legitimacy that they bought the CD players at a goodwill. They didn't even check if a CD was still in it.
And that editing was incredible!
Must have been a fun coincidence for them; Mike's cracked jokes about BNL on BOTW and has worn one of their shirts on camera as well.
I bet Mike recognized his favorite album instantly
@@ogilvieds epis with the reference
Conciairs because he's a concierge in the air.
Thank you, I am finally able to look up what that word means. I had no idea how to spell concierge.
your a jeanyus
@@janesmith1840 right
So it's even dumber than we thought
LOL, I had the same thought. Like was this movie thinking it was clever...then again, that would require someone on this movie THINKING
This movie looks like a porn parody of a movie that doesn't exist and there's no porn.
You just stole Pgon’s joke.
@@icantthinkofaname5950 and no one can stop me
@@Apollomasque HE'S GONE INSANE
Apollomasque HE MUST BE STOPPED
@@Apollomasque SPAAAAAAACE
I would like to picture Kelsey Grammer delivering the baddest motherfucker line and have it cut to Frasier on his radio show. Grouch the 3rd is just Frasier Cranes weird power fantasy
He’s writing a Hollywood script having failed to sell his true passion project, a deeply emotional and thought provoking script about the human condition he purposefully sets out to write the worst bit of action schlock garbage he can in a drunken stupor and to his horror his father accidentally sends it out to a studio instead of his beloved magnum opus and said studio loves it.
Roz: Dr. Crane we’re live 😬
@@justafox5356 s,
@@justafox5356 one if his bucket list goals from when he plans to win the Kentucky derby is to film an incredibly touching story of a man and his german stool.
He is angry at the world because Lillith has a job at a Seattle Uni and the impending doom has driven him crazy and he creates MONEY PLANE
@@justafox5356 Yeah this is 100% a Frasier farce plot
“Why does he want to play Russian roulette?”
“Because he always wins?”
To be fair, you can only ever lose once...
Very good, you caught the joke.
Haha
At least now we know what script Morty was writing for netflix...
@@Darkshizumaru please explain wdym
To be fair, there''s no real way to lose at Russian Roulette!
From IMDB:
Trivia
Despite popular belief, this movie has no connection to Money Train (1995)
Connections
Follows Money Train (1995)
Maybe it's the same cinematic universe . 🤔
Money Train is a goddamn classic...just like this, Money Plane.
It's a trilogy. The middle movie Money Ball was a bit of a... curve thrown in the middle.
@Luigi Nastro bwaaaaaamm......BWAAAAAAAMM
You idiots, it's a prequel. The trilogy will be complete when they release Money Automobile.
I just realized Covid 19 fits into half and the bag lore, because when they were on Mount Everest the rich Evans alien took them back in time because the world had gone to shit. They were suppose to warn everyone of the impending future, but decided to review movies instead. So we are now living with those consequences of Mike and jay. Blame them Covid
I mean. If I remember right, a nuclear war had broken out and they were the last two surviving humans. But if you ignore that, then sorta.
@@fellow8085 It's only August. We have time.
@@fellow8085 There's still the rest of the year for that...
@@fellow8085 we still have time dude ;D
as the prophecy foretold
Its amazing how bad the dialogue is, yet how well Kelsey Grammer delivers it.
I’m convinced Kelsey grammar didn’t even leave his house to make this movie. ....
That's why he didn't flip the table. It was his!
"Money Plane."
Looks like Tom Jane didnt leave his abode, either...
Kelsey Grammar hasn't put in an effort since he starred in who gives a shit.
Perfect for a movie that nobody will leave their homes to watch ever
I'm really enjoying how Half in the Bag is gradually turning into the "Baywatch Nights" version of Best of the Worst.
Now let's hope it becomes more like Baywatch Nights Season 2 and they start choking werewolves to death with their legs!
why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Needs more lou rawls
when the " rumble " is on video chat, the icons for video and sound are crossed out, meaning he's talking and broadcasting nothing but a blank screen.
Money plane.
Twist ending, this movie doesn't exist and is just a fever dream of a stir-crazy Kelsey Grammer in quarantine talking to himself over video chat.
That further suggests that the editor was in on the joke, or just didn’t give a shit.
Money Plane.
@@michaelstein7510trust me, they knew exactly what they were doing. Money plane.
The main character looks like Hugh Laurie's caveman ancestor.
Instead of a perfectly disguised English accent, the main character has a not-disguised-at-all Canadian accent.
I was thinking a less muscular version of Brian Thompson
Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, he's just a caveman! He fell in some ice and later got thawed out by our scientists. Our world frightens and confuses him!!
@@TerrenceNowicki The world of Money Plane would frighten and confuse anyone.
The neanderthal lovechild of Hugh Laurie and Len Kabasinski.
Fun Fact: Kelsey Grammer was in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode entitled “Cause and Effect”, which is one of Rich Evan’s favorite TNG episodes. It’s like poetry...
Does it rhyme?
... Money Plane.
That was the prequel: Money Starship
They were betting on klingons v alligators instead.
@Richard Trischka I knew Mike would be the one to cancel Rich Evans.
Everytime it cut to Kelsey grammer saying “money plane” I laughed out loud, pure genius
I was fond of “bunch-a-bitches” too but it wasn’t used quite to its potential .
Curse you! Now you've got me laughing😂
@@jhcoverdrive9287 Lol it's the least witty way of insulting people. IQ 67 type shit.
Money Plane.
"For God sake's Niles, it's the money plane!"
If every actor in this movie was a professional wrestler it would have been a better movie, maybe even endearing in quality.
We already have Surf's Up 2
with Vince McMahon instead of Kelsey Grammer.
@@shinget So he'd just be playing himself.
@@TheLuhaz - Fuck, I guess I now have to watch Surf's Up 2...
@fml - That seems realistic then!
I love that during the Russian Roulette scene, they describe The Cowboy as an "undefeated champion", as if you can lose Russian Roulette more than once.
Lol
Technically true though
Im seriously pissing myself 😅😅😅😅
@@williamgregory1848 He only lost once, but it was overruled on a technicality. His widow is still bragging about it.
i feel like this is pretty obviously a joke
How they managed to go through the conversation without a single mention of Slade Craven is beyond me.
Or Star Trek
Or Denise Richards
I have a feeling that Denise Richards was just in one scene in the beginning for 5 seconds and that was it. Glad they put her all over the marketing
@@frankmerker630 Close. 5 minutes at the beginning, 30 seconds at the end where she awkwardly plays/pets a dog. No dialogue.
Wanna see Slade Craven take full control of a cockpit?
Money Plane.
Half in the Bag featuring any of my favorite movies: 20 minutes
Half in the bag featuring a straight to Netflix dumpster fire: 51 minutes
This is on Netflix?
it's not a Netflix movie you hack fraud
@enchantertim89
What? Netflix think they're too good for this?
Not a problem when Money Plane is your favorite movie.
It's easier for critics generally to rip on something crap entertainingly and at length, rather than praise something for a solid hour.
I laugh every single time they say "the Moneyplane"
....Moneyplane.
... Moneyplane.
Had to laugh every time they cut to Kelsey Grammer saying it. Can't even explain what's so funny about it... Money Plane
Moneyplane
@@euphan123 Or Bitcoinboat?
@@euphan123 BouillonSub
Jay is really pulling off that "Sure kid, I'll buy you some beer" look.
Ugh, you guys don't get it, all the seemingly unused space inside this huge airplane is actually filled with complex machinery to keep the -super small set- gambling area stable incase of any turbulence.
Don't forget absorbing bullets
"He was one of the animals in the celebrity zoo". You guys are brutal 😂
This movie was directed by the kid who voiced TJ Detweiler from Disney’s Recess.
That whomps
@@tjbach8213 you can't say that word
@@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta whomp
@@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta at least we can say "Dang"
Is he also the guy from Last Man standing?
Next: Following the shameful failure of Darius Emmanuel Grouch III to take down the Money Plane, his younger brother, Cecil Grouch, attempts to one-up him by sending Chris Jericho to take down the Money Boat.
MONEY BOAT.
Will there be a third movie where Oscar the Grouch takes down the money dumpster?
I can't wait for Money Trike
"Also known as... The Bumple."
Chris Jericho is busy covering MegaDeth tracks. Needs someone even less known
This movie has all the class of a Telemundo telenovela.
Or all the class of a dumpster fire rolling down a flight of stairs
You mean Televisa telenovela
Do not insult Telenovelas like that
Avión de Dinero!
Kelsey Grammer deserves an Oscar for delivering his lines with a straight face.
My thoughts exactly minus the deserving the Oscar bit.
He deserves whatever meagre paycheck he did it for
he might get it, with the all the postponed movies this year
An Oscar the Grouch?
Thought he died a while ago
It's an old Boeing 747. That yoke is a dead-giveaway for Boeing, and the quadrant for the 747.
The set is the upper deck of the plane, which is why the ceiling seems oddly high.
A new rear wall is dividing the cockpit in half, the real cockpit goes back another 10'.
Didn't the early 747s have a flight engineer as well?
You sound like you know what you’re talking about, and you have a fancy profile picture, so I believe this
So it really was an old airplane being used instead of an actual build from zero set? That explains a lot about the size difference between shots.
@@SammEater Yeah and Mike was spot on about not showing the instrument panel; the quadrant is missing parts and it makes no sense that one engine is turned down... and I spilled some tea when I saw the 'car-thing actors do' on the yoke; that thing is only used for take-off and landing (or an emergency) for the rest of the flight you control the plane with heading and altitude autopilots.
@@deltav864 I see. I didn't know that, it's always nice to see when someone actually does the research. Haha
Money Plane!
Lisa needs braces.
Money Plane!
Lisa needs braces.
Money Plane!
Lisa needs braces!!!
Bullseye!!!
Haha
@@andrewv.l.8908 Thanks a lot Lenny. Now I've lost my concentration.
"Money Plane!"
"Lisa needs braces!"
"Money Plane!"
Lisa needs braces!"
If they have the money on the plane... then I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!
What do you like to watch?
Money Plane!
Money Plane?! With the money and the plane and the aghaghaghagh!
I'm beginning to think Andrew Lawrence isn't the brilliant director I thought he was.
Mike: "So Jay, what was the worst movie you've seen this year?"
Kelsey Grammer: "Money Plane."
Brilliant 😂
Lextorias wait, did you photoshop your face into a flesh colored circle so it fills the logo?
@@BartvG88 Yes. Not my face though. Stock photo of a face
"It's a thinker."
Something that has never been said before or will ever be said again about
*Money Plane*
"Money Plane"
-Kelsey Grammer, This Movie
you put more thought into how this comment is laid out than the creators of this movie did to their script.
The barenaked ladies cd killed me laughing. How the hell do they catch EVERYTHING in movies?
When there's no story or character to pay attention to, all they're left with is minutiae.
I wonder if Mike (who edited the video) just knew it while zooming on the picture, or if they just had to have a quick Josh call.
for one second i thought my spotify playlist shuffled
Since it pops out during an actual stunt, is it possible that CD of "Stunt" was an in-joke?
Obviously the money plane servers have their custom lps build burned onto a barenaked ladies cd as a diversion
RLM: (for 47 minutes) “This is a terrible movie! And not on a good way.”
(47 minutes later)
Jay: “I’d recommend it!”
Mike: “Me too!”
A bunch of hack frauds
You're forgetting it's about a money plane
Money Plane is absolutely hilarious if you have a bunch of people together to watch it with while mocking the hell out of it.
I feel like this episode should have been called "Surviving EDGED movies"
I don't... I don't, I'm sorry... I don't get it...
How goopy is this episode?
A series that could feature such classics as:
Interrogation (2016 film) - A bomb is set to go off on one of the busiest betting days of the year so a smart interrogator is called in to get answers from the prime suspect but as time begins to end, they both soon discover that there is a larger plan in store for them.
Bending the Rules (2012 film) - Detective Nick Blades (Adam Copeland) is a New Orleans cop on trial for corruption. Assistant District Attorney Theo Gold (Jamie Kennedy) is the man in charge of putting him behind bars. When these two unlikely partners from opposite sides of the law stumble onto a criminal plot, they'll need to rely on luck - and patience - to take down a dangerous killer without killing each other first.
@@thekidwithpalsy592 It's also a play on words from Surviving Edged Weapons. Which was a classic police training film that is very graphic. RLM reviewed it a while back if I remember correctly.
MOM GET THE CAMERA
Remember that time Kelsey Grammer was in an episode of TNG as the captain of a ship stuck in a time loop? Mike does.
Money Plane
Mike's life is a time-loop referencing that episode.
That was the weirdest cameo ever. When I rewatched it I was like there was no way they got a famous actor for 15 seconds of screen time. I guess Grammar is a fan.
He also had one line in Star Trek First Contact when the fleet first encountered the Borg.
Captain Money Planeson.
That was the name of the ship! The U.S.S. Money Plane!
"No Jay, we're sitting here until all the fireworks go off."
When are we going to get to the fireworks factory?
“BE COOL ABOUT FIRE SAFETY”
this is only mildly interesting but the gun used in the russian roulette scene isnt just a prop, its an airsoft gun. if you pause at the right time you can see a hole at the bottom of the handle where you pierce the co2 carts. this is probably only interesting to me (i have the same one), but i didnt want the 2 minutes of “research” to go to waste 😳😳
your sacrifice is appreciated
I didn't seek out this information, but it has very minorly improved my life, and I thank you for sharing that with all of us
I appreciated this a lot. Thank you.
Half in the Bag is slowly turning into another Best of the Worst
Is Half in the Bag replacing Best of the Worst now?
It's a sign of the times
Is Best of the Worst replacing Rich Evans now?
Considering how almost no one seems to know how to even make a movie anymore I’m fine with it.
They can only work with what they material they have. So, expect more of this to come.
I was thinking about it, and the last few months would have been an perfect time for Hollywood to show us how creative and inventive they are with all the amazing content they can create within the confines of our current situation.... bwahahahahahaha.
If there’s one place in the world I don’t want to play Russian roulette, it’s in the pressurized cabin of an airplane 30 000 feet in the air.
It requires about a 2 ft hole to explosively decompress/ rip a bigger hole an aircraft.
A few bullet holes can even be overcome by the pressurisation system. It's better if 'the public' think they are very dangerous though.
Air marshals carry guns.
@@carbon1255 air marshals have been known to do a casual "cabin pop" once in awhile. Not many people know that
MONEY PLANE!
I was thinking the same thing. I mean what if the plane hit some turbulence? You could poke an eye out with that gun!!!
@@carbon1255 so a window could break and it would be ok? Is that why they are so small? The more you know *
It's worth noting that Kelsey Grammer worked on a regular NBC series (Cheers, Frasier) from 1984 to 2004, and that Joey Lawrence worked at NBC fairly continuously (Gimme a Break, Blossom, Brotherly Love,American Dreams) from 1983 to 2003. The mystical Grammer-Lawrence-NBC connection is the key to understanding this movie.
It’s like poetry. They rhyme. Each sitcom sort of rhymes with the other one. Hopefully it’ll work.
@@drygnfyre Darius Emmanuel Grouch III is a funnier character than we've ever had
@@littler_motel hopefully it’ll work.
It's so dense. Every shot has so much Money Plane going on.
Editing in the Kelsey Grammer "Money Plane" line randomly is one of the greatest comedic decisions I've ever seen
it wasnt random
or "buncha bitches"
I like how when Joey Lawrence mispronounces concierge, the man standing next to him seems to notice he fucked up and wonders if the director is gonna call cut... and it's in the movie.
🙃
Wait what time was that in the video? I wanna see it but I'm too lazy lol
@@narc440 19:43
@@miljoneir Lmao thanks, that one shot was a whole fuck up
Oh my god you're right hahaha. I can't believe they left that in I'm dying 😂
(UPDATE: I paused the video at 28:00 to write this, and of course 18 seconds later Mike would name the place and post pictures.)
Just to give you guys some perspective on exactly how cheap this movie is:
A few years ago I shot a sitcom pilot about.....pilots at a massive studio in Burbank that specialized in nothing but airplane and airplane-related sets. In addition to about a half-dozen actual airplanes, gutted and modified to accommodate equipment and crew, they also had tons of props and sets for any scenario even vaguely pertaining to air travel; snack carts, uniforms, pilot pins, TSA screening checkpoints, you name it. And judging by the endless list of movies and TV shows that had shot there--everything from Airplane! to Kill Bill--it's clearly been one of the go-to locations in LA for decades.
Why do I say all this? Because this entire production's budget was $5,000. Not $5,000 for renting the space, $5,000 total, including crew, equipment rentals, the whole nine yards. For a whole morning of shooting with virtually unlimited resources, in an actual airplane instead of this Ed Wood "let's just throw up a million curtains and pretend that's normal" crap, we probably paid a couple hundred bucks, max.
(We also had an actual famous actor with an actual career work as a PA for us, which was surreal not just because of who they were, but how cheerfully they went about doing the job of a 17 year-old intern without once even mentioning how overqualified they were.)
Money Plane.
@@Michaelhateshandles no these were regular planes modified for filming
we tried putting squirrels down our pants for the purposes of gambling but the studio owners told us that was illegal
@@LAVATORR Aww man! You couldn't even do monkey knife fighting? That sucks.
Just a question, who was this famous actor?
@@waxmeltfan Emmanuel Darius Grouch III
Low budget movie makers need to learn from Mad Max and Evil Dead. Complicated plots almost always fail.
Simple but fun premise + hellish amount of energy = good times.
Then there’s Inception and The Matrix.
Yeah, wouldn’t label those low budget movies. Primer is a good example of complicated movie made without money, but even in that the storytelling is streamlined and focused.
I mean, Memento is a good example if you want a Nolan movie
@@carolfromhr9900 $160 million in 2010 for Inception isn't a "low" budget at all.
@@KarmikCykle I was giving examples of high-concept action films with big budgets as a counter argument.
Fun trivia: about the disc that pops out, The Barenaked Ladies has a band member that survived an airplane crash.
Like Mike said: It's a thinker
Oh my gaaaaawd
they're BNL now, yeeupp
Was it a money plane crash
So, it really was all about family? Money Plane.
Mike: And theyre doing sweet wrestling moves in the cockpit.
Cut to the copilot hitting protagonist on the head with the steering wheel
To be fair Edge was never known for being a technical master in the ring
Also to be fair, that would have fit right in place with a Crash Holly/Al Snow hardcore match in the late 90's.
Wow Jay's hair is turning into a glorious mane.
a lot of people with a case of 'rona hair these days..
Jay Half In The Bag appearances are turning into a literal Simba crossing the bridge montage scene.
Turning?
@Jay Ess Fucking Jay and his glorious hair plugs. Or maybe it's a weave.
He's regrowing the wig from Samurai Cop
I've got fifty bucks in favor of Rich Evans against the alligator. Money Plane.
Rich made some sweet music together with that alligator.
I hear his family are more into dolphins.
As soon as I saw that I thought "well, Mike edited this episode." Any time there is a random dig at Rich Evans it is a dead giveaway Mike is the editor. BTW...guess the editor, Mike or Jay, is a game I like to play for all their shows. I have gotten pretty good at it.
Look crocodile brain, like lion brain!
According to Box Office Mojo, this film brought in $615 worldwide. Not $615 million, not $615 thousand, just $615.
Money Plane.
Money Laundering
@@stellviahohenheim money wash boarding, not nearly as efficient as laundering
The Rumble, money plane...it's "boss" words like these that makes movie dialogue sound both legit and hip. Word to your mother.
True that!
Church, yo.
You've heard the phrase, "let's get busy?" Well, this is a plane that gets biz-ZAY. Consistently and thoroughly.
I'd tap dat money ... plane
You two talked about Money Plane more than the people that made it.
"Why did you make this movie?"
......
"Money Plane."
"Money"
@@haiqal5333 "Plane"
I like your style.
"I need to make a new crappy movie so I can get more money to afford my plane..... now what should we call it?"
"I've had it with these alligator-fucking dudes on this alligator-fucking money plane!"
Somewhere in hollywood William Shatner give RLM a second go. This time he watched 2 minutes.
it's sad to see Thomas Jane in this. I like him a lot as an actor.
I swear Thomas Jane pulled a Cameron Mitchell and just filmed at his own house. Does he ever leave that living room?? 😂🤣
Peak Half in the Bag can be found around 18:50, where Mike ashamedly opens a page of notes about the first 7 minutes of a Dr. Frasier Crane/Edge plane heist movie
Maybe it was supposed to be "wanna bet on a man *fighting* an alligator", but Grammer flubbed the line. Then, they just kept it in cause MONEY PLANE.
The youngest lawrence looks like Karl Urban with Steve Bueschmi's eyes.
@@djchristian82 No its the other guy who looks like Fraser.
The lesser Lawrence looks like a fusion of Brandon Fraser and Elijah Wood to me.
NO! It's Jake Lloyd!
When the lesser Lawrence brother says "I can never lose!" before shooting himself in the head, he meant it.
He never had to be on the Money Plane ever again.
Every time they cut to Kelsey Grammar saying "money plane" it just gets funnier for some reason.
Kelsey Grammer would have made a good Lex Luthor, better than Eisenberg at least.
Even me would make a better Luthor
He was great as Beast in x-men.
Wanna see Batman fight Superman?
Money Plane.
@@Torus2112 Great make-up too. I wish they kept that look for Beast in the films.
(Cause nowadays, he looks absolutely stupid.)
@@Torus2112 he’s the best live action Beast
Jay saying 'Aquasplash' instead of 'Aquaslash' is the concierge of the review.
concierse*
Omg he totally did! I rewound just to check!
Or Mike saying "Muzzle flare"
I'm guessing that's intentional!
that little skit you guys did at the end there with RIch Evans getting bathed was hilarious.
Halfway through but now I’m excited
You monster I had a glimmer of hope for the first time in years. Only to be dashed
@@Daniellevoices I'm so sorry :(
I love that you identified the Barenaked Ladies CD.
You guys rule.
Mike can spot the Stunt CD from mere pixels yet has the gall to call Oingo Boingo bad
I lost my mind at this bit.
Oh, BNL?
Somewhere an Italian director is screaming: " Why wouldn't you set it in space!?"
"Concierds" - are you sure that wasn't a Rich voiceover?
A Rich Vos voice over
Why aren’t they discussing Star Trek! Guess I’ll watch anyway
star trek? more like star poo poo pee pee
KelloPudgerro hey! New Star Trek is amazing. I love how everyone swears now. Just like original Star Trek
Money plane.
@@MrSnowflake i like the eyeball gouging
tremorist he’s missing out. Too busy with his horror
I HATE this film if it was intended to be a joke. I HATE this film if it was intended to be serious. It's a win win.
The Barenaked Ladies CD reveal was the point at which I officially lost it. That broke me at a fundamental level.
That was the most terrifying outro I think RLM's ever done.
Too real. Too real.
What even was that?
Eebs TLC’s 90 Day Fiance
@@Asparaesque thank you
Write your novel brah
"Did you ever think we'd be living in Robocop 2?"
"YES!"
My sides
2020 could use some nuke
ZhuDaoLong Probably saving them for new year's eve celebrations. Fuck, why not 🤷🏻♂️
@@ZhuDaoLong 2020 is gonna end with the third impact
Or the eclipse from Berserk
Movie was written to keep actors in the actor's guild and also as a tax write off.
This is an all-time Half in the Bag episode
oh so THAT’S where I left my barenaked ladies cd...
Valdis Foxy big cringe
Oh. I left mine at Sturgis.
Waaaaiiiittt. I fuckin' suck. It's not Smashmouth. Barenaked Ladies were actually good.
hahahaha
@@samg9336 Wait, you've been to the Calla? Tell me, how was the train ride?
Frasier's gone nuts without his tossed salad and scrambled egg's
I wanna watch the riots episode of Frasier where he and Niles get their favorite opera house burnt down and Martin tells them tough because he’s both retired and dead
Whelp, they're not callin' again, so.... yeah
@@deimoskaischylos
Insane in the Money Plane.
As someone who does work in a Data Center sometimes... I can confirm that we have a 99% casualty rate on the server technicians. Why won't they ground the servers? Why?!
I love how embarrassed Edge looks in the cutaway from Darius Emmanuel Grouch III’s introduction
"Did you ever think we'd be living in Robocop 2"
"Yes!"
Yup, sounds about right. We basically live in the opening title crawl to every cyberpunk story imaginable...
..Just without the cool punk culture and sweet synth music and instead of OCP, VersaLife or the "Megacorps" of Shadowrun, people are pledging allegiance to Disney, Sony and Epic Games >_>
Oh man! Spot on!
Surely Google would be in there somewhere
MegaCorps confirmed
Kelsey Grammer couldn’t flip the table because it’s actually chable.
*folding chable
did he flied?
I just did a Rich laugh.
It's a chable, but definitely not a folding chable.
@@fredlabosch5164 Ah right
I love it when Mike makes Jay laugh. You can tell Jay lives for Mikes humor and Mike craves the gratification he gets from Jays appreciation
Money Plane.
Kelsey Grammer is a genuinely great actor who’s been in some terrible B movies, but WOW is this one of the worst I’ve seen him in. The first clip you showed of him made me burst out laughing for a minute or so because of how terrible the writing was and his deep-voiced, serious delivery of it.