Coach ive said it once and will say it again how you find time to create all your creators content and on top of that react to other channels content is insane. Great haddoken technique lol
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Rob taught me to harness my body energy and transform my weakness to epic strength. My frequent explosive diarrhea used to make my life hard, but thanks to Rob, I can use it to keep the bad guys away
I have been: Reported as a Goddamn Sexual Dynamo, Reported as a God among men, Reported as a Modern Gilgamesh, Reported as a delusional misfit (this one is actually true). This video has given me a bit of hope in humanity, if he can't even get 8 people to his seminar perhaps we are evolving. Loved the endorsements.
Actually it's a secret mushroom concoction. All natural, I know because when I went to Walmart to buy the mushrooms it said on the sign that the mushrooms were all natural and organic and I think it's true because they cost me an extra $1.00 per mushroom.
Oh, man - had to sub - you’re the only Martial Arts channel I can stand now!! Hilarious!! ROFLMAO Much respect for the self-discipline on display in your background.
Hey Rob, been watching your uploads for a while now and am very glad that you do the content that you do. I have been practicing martial arts for more than half my life and can't fathom what my life would have been without them. That being said, I have experienced alot of positives and negatives during my training in traditional styles. I was wondering if you ever would examine the long term psychological effects that these charlatan masters have on their students. In particular I would like to hear testimonials from former students of masters that fall at all the levels of the Dillman scale ( hilarious btw ) and compare the impact they had on their students long term mental and physical health. I know this post is wordy and maybe could be worded better. Hopefully I expressed my question clearly enough and would appreciate it if you could use this as topic as a possible subject to talk about in your future content. Thanks for your time and I look forward to your future contact. Best wishes to you and keep up the great work.
I appreciate your support. We actually interviewed quite a few for our documentary and think it will be eye opening for a lot of people. We are currently on the editing phase
@@McDojoLife thanks for the reply man. I really look forward to the film. I recommend your channel to my training partners and my coach. Hopefully I can help get you a few more subscribers.
@@McDojoLife I’m a BJJ black belt and was duped into this stuff when I started martial arts at around 13yrs old. Now I call out these fake masters all the time and even ask just to feel their amazing tai chi takedowns and vlog it. I get a lot of abuse but no takers surprise surprise 🤣
Funny and clever, as I expect from McDojoLife! I was back in the day when ninja ads ruled in Black Belt Mag, and, before that, when Count Dante’s deadly training was promoted in every comic ~ all before the internet gave us easier ways of checking stuff out. I still have plans for ninja force, and I guess there’d be a copy of Dante’s manual on Ebay if I save enough. The internet confirms the powers, exist… Thanks MDL! I wonder if those high-priced seminars with no location, curriculum, or booking (presumably) are intended to raise internet profile, as some viewers may assume that people must be paying a lot to attend at times, when the real focus is to promote the lesser products, like the $95 session or to monetise a channel? (Maybe sometimes it’s just a first-year uni troll filmed at their freshman retreat??)
It's super weird how every 'demonstration of supernatural abilities' involves either well-known magician's tricks or willing partners. What a wacky coincidence...
I'm here to testify that Alex's teaching really do work, specially his self-defence no touch ward off techniques. After seeing his infomercial, he successfully warded me off attending any of his seminars. It really, really worked!
The good news is this guy couldn't get eight people to sign up.. Also need more testimonals.. Before watching McDojoLife I couldn't chi-spin a straw to save my life.. Those other guys say they can teach you but Rob's method is twice as effective and it is free! Thanks McDojoLife.
Another great vid. We did the spinning tinfoil thing in science class over 20 years ago🤣 and it is technically "energy transfer" but heat or static electricity. Loved the "testimonials"
I discovered it by accident high af about 14 year old blew my mind I thought some supernatural stuff was going on at first, wasn't tin foil exactly it was sweet wrappers from the tin of chocolates I just demolished
3:51 this dude talking about "both hemispheres of the left and right brain". "Hemi" literally translates to "half", there are only 2 hemispheres of the brain, the left and the right🤔 all that BS must be taking a toll on his brain.
Rob, you need to reconsider your Dillman score. This is is a solid 6 dillmans. About money healing: I know everything of this and it really work. When you have a lot of money, especially coins, your wallet becomes very heavy. No matter where your carry your wallet, it is always off center in respect to your body. This means that walking around with that heavy wallet causes to over stress some of the muscles which try to keep you in a perfect upright walking position. That causes stress on certain joints which on their turn causes pain. On the long run, this causes deformation of the joints, rheumatism, headaches, and uncontrolled farts. So to get rid of this pain and regain a perfect balance in your body, you do a special seminar developed in years of study en science fiction research to heal this problem, and the pain. This seminar is so expensive that your wallet is empty right away and the problem is solved, you are healed now and for years to come as you never can pay this in once and need to pay for at least 10 years in monthly installments.
Would you care to look into a style/McDojo of manabi-masho jiu-jitsu? I wouldn't be surprised if it's not heard of. I have a friend who is a black belt in that style and for a while thought that was super cool, but as I decided to pursue martial arts myself (I'm taking Muay Thai) and did the research to make sure what I was learning and where I was learning it at was worth while. I started to think my friend studied at a McDojo. She would always say they didn't compete because their style was to dangerous and was made for killing. When she showed us moves it was a lot of slow punches and standing still. When you look up this style the only info that comes up is about it's creator and the 2 or 3 gyms he ran. She learned directly from the founder of it. He is also out of shape. No one has ever talked about this place before as far as I can find and it would be interesting to see considering I know a 'black belt' in it.
If that Orgus (which by the way sounds creepy as fuck) thing really is so healthy then how come the guy selling it looks like he can't even lift himself from the coach?
Great video Rob! (Except for that weird guy throwing fireballs at the hairless cats. Somebody call PETA!)
Thank you again for the support homie
@@McDojoLife you helped him solve his hairless cat infestation without the use of harsh chemicals... of course he's supportive of your work!
best part of the damned video. Laughed my ass off when you showed the button combo.
Coach ive said it once and will say it again how you find time to create all your creators content and on top of that react to other channels content is insane. Great haddoken technique lol
@@blackhawksq1939 so many memories from those combos! One has to wonder if ever those codes will leave the brain...
I’d rather go to Joshua Fabias school of Self Awareness
I want to go to the “Be Like Tyson” course.
Hey man! ALIENS man !!! That's where the McForce comes from, man!
That's where I learnt to crack coconuts
Hey, Ive never seen Fabia and this Max guy in the same room.
I’ll only go if I can get a worthless diploma that draws ridicule and a black belt I have to pay for😂😂😂
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The most real thing about this was the laughing I did when I saw your testimonials. That cost me a subscribe.
Me 2, mate! *:)
Rob taught me to harness my body energy and transform my weakness to epic strength. My frequent explosive diarrhea used to make my life hard, but thanks to Rob, I can use it to keep the bad guys away
Good stuff. Can't wait for the movie. This should be a series on the history channel. Right before all the alien stuff.
Rob traveling across the country testing these phonies on a network's dime. That I would watch.
Rob has gathered the avengers of youtube martial artists.
🤣
5:09 Captain America
5:47 Thor
6:27 Tony Starrk
Rob would be Nick Fury
But better...
Pritteh!
For real🤣🤣
The testimonials part had me screaming.
Damn I didn't expect the all star lineup of endorsements,good to see things like that
OMG I CANT believe you got those testimonys 😂😂😂😂
I can believe it, all of them have spoken out against McDojos...
Hey Rob, I am very impressed with the testimonials, how much do you charge for teaching me the haduken fireballs?
If Seth had taken the proper gun defense classes, he would have disarmed you and not been forced to give a testimony.
😂😂😂
@@SenseiSeth That was awesome
Well Rob congratulations this you are my favorite anti-energy channel in this plane of existence
I tried to watch it. But I felt the force compelling me to sign up for a seminar
"The most important part of the Rear Naked Choke is the nakedness."
Holy shit. I am using that at class tonight!
Haduken Fire Balls!!!😂😂 Great Vids Rob!! Keep them coming
I just realized he showed the combo to throw fireballs in Street Fighter🤣🤣🤣
The testimonials were amazing. I subbed 14 times.
I don't beam subscribed. I tapped out from laughing too hard. I can't breathe!
The best part were the testimonial cameos.
"mcdojolife showed me i was in a mcdojo... so i left gracie jujitsu"
man, he said it not me 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for keeping everyone honest love your work man
Awesome! Finally! One truely deserving of the 5/5 Dillmans! Love the testimonies! Especially the one from Ramsey Dewey!
Rob's four step program was an important part of my life as it helped me get four paces from where I was before.
Loved this Rob. LOVED the Ramsey Dewey endorsement.
His Instagram probably notified the chi guy that “Joshua Fabia is now following you”
@anonymous the Mini All Blacks
@anonymous never heard of the All Blacks rugby team? If he was captain in kindergarten in New Zealand then they're probably the mini all blacks
@anonymous oh I was going along with the joke
Yo, your videos are underated! I'm loving the collabs. Had me dyin'🤣
I have been:
Reported as a Goddamn Sexual Dynamo,
Reported as a God among men,
Reported as a Modern Gilgamesh,
Reported as a delusional misfit (this one is actually true).
This video has given me a bit of hope in humanity, if he can't even get 8 people to his seminar perhaps we are evolving. Loved the endorsements.
If i attend the "force in you" seminar will they also teach me how to be a Jedi and resist the dark side?
The closest thing to a Jedi would be Kendo, Kenjutsu, or HEMA.
@@rcarfang2 i know.. the joke is about them teaching you about the force
@@rcarfang2 There are Jedi-inspired fencing competitions. Search ''lightsaber dueling competition''
You can't begin to imagine the power of the dark side!
I love this video. Especially the testemonials.
Love the testimonials. Great work all around.
2:49 this guy looks like if the Emperor went to a meditation retreat
Mcdojo life made me realize that' footwork was just learning how to play "footsies".
Oremus sounds like 90% water and 10% LSD😂🤣😂
If you pay another $50, you get the deluxe version with the proportions reversed. XD
Its the old dudes jizz.
@@zacharytrammell3382 probably is 😂😂
I really need to know if it's seriously just milk, or hand moisturizer, or that creepy old man's semen.
Actually it's a secret mushroom concoction. All natural, I know because when I went to Walmart to buy the mushrooms it said on the sign that the mushrooms were all natural and organic and I think it's true because they cost me an extra $1.00 per mushroom.
My new favorite video on the channel lolol....the special guest appearances were awesome!
How did you film the elusive GM Jesse. We aint seen him for a while..........,..........,........
🙏
If Grandmaster Jesse recommends something, I’m in.
Those unwanted hugs in the 'The Force in You' intro seem to be deadly effective.
Look at how easily it drops people. Lmao
Oh, man - had to sub - you’re the only Martial Arts channel I can stand now!! Hilarious!! ROFLMAO
Much respect for the self-discipline on display in your background.
Good work Rob......It is great to see another Channel exposing these frauds.
Hey Rob, been watching your uploads for a while now and am very glad that you do the content that you do. I have been practicing martial arts for more than half my life and can't fathom what my life would have been without them. That being said, I have experienced alot of positives and negatives during my training in traditional styles. I was wondering if you ever would examine the long term psychological effects that these charlatan masters have on their students. In particular I would like to hear testimonials from former students of masters that fall at all the levels of the Dillman scale ( hilarious btw ) and compare the impact they had on their students long term mental and physical health. I know this post is wordy and maybe could be worded better. Hopefully I expressed my question clearly enough and would appreciate it if you could use this as topic as a possible subject to talk about in your future content. Thanks for your time and I look forward to your future contact. Best wishes to you and keep up the great work.
I appreciate your support. We actually interviewed quite a few for our documentary and think it will be eye opening for a lot of people. We are currently on the editing phase
@@McDojoLife thanks for the reply man. I really look forward to the film. I recommend your channel to my training partners and my coach. Hopefully I can help get you a few more subscribers.
@@McDojoLife I’m a BJJ black belt and was duped into this stuff when I started martial arts at around 13yrs old. Now I call out these fake masters all the time and even ask just to feel their amazing tai chi takedowns and vlog it. I get a lot of abuse but no takers surprise surprise 🤣
Love your sense of humor. You are absolutely hilarious. Just subscribed.
I cracked up laughing at your rendition of the "force" use lol this is now one of my favs, besides Prather: Log-man.
Dope how you got the cameos from the other channels
Funny and clever, as I expect from McDojoLife! I was back in the day when ninja ads ruled in Black Belt Mag, and, before that, when Count Dante’s deadly training was promoted in every comic ~ all before the internet gave us easier ways of checking stuff out. I still have plans for ninja force, and I guess there’d be a copy of Dante’s manual on Ebay if I save enough. The internet confirms the powers, exist… Thanks MDL!
I wonder if those high-priced seminars with no location, curriculum, or booking (presumably) are intended to raise internet profile, as some viewers may assume that people must be paying a lot to attend at times, when the real focus is to promote the lesser products, like the $95 session or to monetise a channel? (Maybe sometimes it’s just a first-year uni troll filmed at their freshman retreat??)
The testimonials had me dying!!! 😆🙌
Great clip, looking forward to the seminar footage.
I love your videos! They’re informative and hilarious! 😊👍🏼
It's super weird how every 'demonstration of supernatural abilities' involves either well-known magician's tricks or willing partners. What a wacky coincidence...
This is like 6/5 Dillmans.
5/5 dillmans for sure.
Oh Man!! I loved your demonstration with the can and the straw!! hahahahaha!!!
I'm here to testify that Alex's teaching really do work, specially his self-defence no touch ward off techniques.
After seeing his infomercial, he successfully warded me off attending any of his seminars. It really, really worked!
Im high fiving you right now. You rock!! Accept no apologies or suffer idiots. You have a solid show man. Thanks
5:46 dude that part with ramsey almost killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mexican martial arts...thats the guy from the internet
I'm so happy I found this channel!!!
Dude you've really stepped up your brand and stuff, looking forward to more!
Great work! Hilarious, thanks for what you do
Got the grand Master Jesse. I hope u got him in the movie coming
Yup he in!
Dude the collaboration is amazing. It’s the TH-cam martial art multiverse.
The good news is this guy couldn't get eight people to sign up.. Also need more testimonals..
Before watching McDojoLife I couldn't chi-spin a straw to save my life.. Those other guys say they can teach you but Rob's method is twice as effective and it is free! Thanks McDojoLife.
I'd love to go. I need to work on my gogo plata
Lol subscribed when I saw Mexican judo homie and the then the others. Testimonials made me almost spit out my drink. Wasn't prepared for that. Lol
Not enough Dillmans
Another great vid. We did the spinning tinfoil thing in science class over 20 years ago🤣 and it is technically "energy transfer" but heat or static electricity. Loved the "testimonials"
I discovered it by accident high af about 14 year old blew my mind I thought some supernatural stuff was going on at first, wasn't tin foil exactly it was sweet wrappers from the tin of chocolates I just demolished
Awesome video! Having the other youtubers in it was hilarious!
This is your funniest video so far. Love your channel brother.
Please interview joshua fabia
looking so forward to your documentation
Great vid man! There was an actual toe fungni commercial during the testimonials. I’m dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
Money healing is when you give them all your money, and they tell you that you're healed from your money
ah yes money! the root of all evil. rid yourself of it an purify your soul!
Como siempre gran contenido ! . Great content as always !! Regards from Costa Rica
"Internet martial art". Ladies and Gentlemen, we have officially entered the Matrix.
It said "internal martial art" on the post, but I'm a fan of this reading too. It's the only place their BS has any meaning.
6:02 omg motion inputs in REAL LIFFE
Rob with McDojo Life: “As real as it gets.”👏🏼👏🏼
I found my powers... under shrooms!
Rob. You always make my day fun! Thanks bud! I scrutinize schools now with an open mind. Spent 4 years in a school myself which I feel scammed now
Fabia is throwing diego under the bus
Ramsey Dewey's testimonial was comedy gold!
Lmao I loved the cameos, you’re a treasure to the MMA/ BJJ community 😂
Excellent content bro!!!
I am SO excited for the documentary O.O
Had Mexican Martial Arts shouting out, aite I see you! Lol! Awesome content dude!
That South park scene had me wheezing 😂😂😂
Also fire balls at hairless cats? Is that a Dragonball reference?
3:51 this dude talking about "both hemispheres of the left and right brain". "Hemi" literally translates to "half", there are only 2 hemispheres of the brain, the left and the right🤔 all that BS must be taking a toll on his brain.
Plus the only using 10% of your brain myth has been confirmed as a myth for decades.
@@hariman7727 yeah this dude doesn't even have a ground level understanding of the basics😂 I wish people didn't believe all this nonsense
The testimonials were funny keep up the good work
You get Ramsey Dewey and Mexican Martial Arts - Honestly impressive and unexpected
Can't wait for the doco mate!
LOVE hearing the movie is in editing stages now!!
McDojo life taught me how to see with my ears..hear with my nose and LISTEN..with my eyesballs.
Rob, you need to reconsider your Dillman score. This is is a solid 6 dillmans.
About money healing:
I know everything of this and it really work. When you have a lot of money, especially coins, your wallet becomes very heavy. No matter where your carry your wallet, it is always off center in respect to your body. This means that walking around with that heavy wallet causes to over stress some of the muscles which try to keep you in a perfect upright walking position. That causes stress on certain joints which on their turn causes pain. On the long run, this causes deformation of the joints, rheumatism, headaches, and uncontrolled farts.
So to get rid of this pain and regain a perfect balance in your body, you do a special seminar developed in years of study en science fiction research to heal this problem, and the pain. This seminar is so expensive that your wallet is empty right away and the problem is solved, you are healed now and for years to come as you never can pay this in once and need to pay for at least 10 years in monthly installments.
Would you care to look into a style/McDojo of manabi-masho jiu-jitsu? I wouldn't be surprised if it's not heard of. I have a friend who is a black belt in that style and for a while thought that was super cool, but as I decided to pursue martial arts myself (I'm taking Muay Thai) and did the research to make sure what I was learning and where I was learning it at was worth while.
I started to think my friend studied at a McDojo. She would always say they didn't compete because their style was to dangerous and was made for killing. When she showed us moves it was a lot of slow punches and standing still. When you look up this style the only info that comes up is about it's creator and the 2 or 3 gyms he ran. She learned directly from the founder of it. He is also out of shape. No one has ever talked about this place before as far as I can find and it would be interesting to see considering I know a 'black belt' in it.
Awesome collab
Lost it on the naked....rear-naked choke. Freakin awesome!!!
Man I need some money healing after that nasty crypto correction
Mexican martial arts crack me up!!!
If that Orgus (which by the way sounds creepy as fuck) thing really is so healthy then how come the guy selling it looks like he can't even lift himself from the coach?
testimonials was the funniest thing ive seen this channel produce. not bad man
I’m only two hours away from Austin. Should I go and film him getting his ass handed to him?
You never disappoint. This one is ludacris.
Great video. Thanks