Unrelated, but I think slime should paint "QT will you come on the yard" on his stomach, climb on aiden's shoulder, and take a picture on Hollywood boulevard.
Aiden constantly going back to the One Piece card game to fuck with Lud is such a good bit...it really feels like Slime is rubbing off on him in the most entertaining way...
Its really funny after watching Slime like deep dive analysis of his own show for like high level moves and mechanics, to have him cover his face with his knee for big chunks of this ep. Is it art? Is it a mistake? Can it be both? It's hard to tell.
Actually had this happen with a smartphone before. Pretty much knocked on the door (with someone else present) and said something along the lines of "thanks for finding my phone, here's the $20 reward". Easy way to immediately de-escalate and could tell the brother of the culprit who answered the door was just relieved we didn't get a third party involved.
@@biggrocc19yeah but i mean if its in LA, then the cops arent going to help much, so its either lose 20 or lose the phone, otherwise you might get shot
@@biggrocc19 Are you going to suggest we file in a police report and they're going to get it back for you? Or just take it and cause a ruckus because it's yours?
i don't think aiden realizes that you're usually awake during a c-section when your abdomen and uterus are being sliced open. also imo nick is the favorite among the five lesbian yard viewers
You should film yourselves taking the SAT test before the show, but don't show the answers, then do an episode ranking each other without knowing your scores, then zipper tells you the score at the end of the episode
Something I learned about C-sections... Found out from a friend that had one. Is that they are not gentle with you. They do numb you, but you're awake for the process and they don't cut very deep. Because cutting too deep could cause nerve damage, they cut the very top of the skin, and then tear the flesh of the abdomen wall. It's then 6-8 weeks where you are not allowed to do anything. Because even walking around, could rip your stitches open and then you need to go back to hospital. So you're chair/bed bound for that time. And the whole time you're abdomen is all bruised and painful. Because yeah, they numb you for delivery, but if you're breast feeding. Then you can't take any painkillers, because you'd be contaminating the baby's milk. That being said, they are the emergency alternative. And if the there's a chance of danger to the baby or mother and the c-section reduces that damage or probability. Then it's the mothers call.
This might be true for a "right now immediately, life or desth situation" emergency c-section, but not in general. Doctors do not, in fact, crack the top then tear into you like a creme brulee if they have the option to take a bit longer. They will go through 7 layers of tissue, most of which are cut horizontally, except for the muscles, which are separated vertically instead of being cut. Doctors do not butcher you if they have any other option to preserve your and your child's life. It is major abdominal surgery, and it is a bitch to recover from, but please dont spread the misinformation that c-sections in general are some sort of Jack the Ripper situation.
It was a missed opportunity with QT being on the primo and Ludwig‘s new MM merch for them to do a Scooby doo episode. Ludwig- Fred QT- Daphne Nick- Shaggy Aiden- Scooby Slime- Velma
Slime can never judge durs for losing his wallet again. Knowing someone stole your laptop and having the immediate reaction of not doing anything about it. is wild af
he called her a tradwife which by context i've assumed means traditional wife, which out of fairness hes kinda right. she does give off those sorta vibes, but i dont agree entirely shes still absolutely smash.
@@ChachixoFacts! But I must say I'm curious on what percentage of tradwives have convinced their spouse that they have a medical condition and that's why they are never wet I know Ben Shapiros wife did
I had 2 c/sections. During the actual birth, the epidural makes it so you don't feel the pain, but you still feel them tugging your insides around. and then recovery is a bitch. every cough, laugh, attempts to move.... Pain. With a regular birth, the female body generally works how it was designed. You may tear, or need an episiotomy (when they cut the skin between vaj and buthole to make more room for baby to exit), end up with a few stitches, etc, but it doesn't take very long to heal and bounce back. With a c/sec, your entire abdomen (skin, muscles, uterus) has been cut open and ripped apart, then sewn back together. C/sections are much more painful, and harder to recover from overall. C/sections fubar your core, and even make it harder to lose weight.
I think a valuable lesson here is that Ludwig is good at being present in the moment: reading a book, motivated by jump king, streaming, etc. If Slime feels like he can'T improves in games he cares about as much as Ludwig, then maybe he's comparing himself to a version of himself a the end of the process where he is cracked instead of the moment where he needs to focus on improving.
Aiden could’ve brought up any anime for his example that they have limited characters that they reprint with variations but chose to use One Piece as an example… the show with 1000+ named characters lmao
Slime is the mvp not to diminish nick and aimens contributions, old leaky lud tho is just about the best Meg on the Internet he's like the exact opposite of an underdog.
6th option for stolen laptop... make one of those marketing postcards that people stick on doors that says "we fix tech. locked out of your laptop? we can help." etc. so they think you are one of those crook tech guys and actually just take it back when the thieves bring it to you to fix it.
Ludwig is right about Galaxy having the least interesting movement of all the 3D Marios - but that doesn't even remotely make it a bad game. Even the most boring movement by 3D mario standards is still incredibly tight and effective for what it wants to be. It doesn't need to have dozens of unnecessary movement options becuase the levels aren't designed for that, like in the other games. It's excellent at what it does, and while my favorite is still Odyssey because of said movement mechanics, the level design and setpieces in Galaxy are absolutely stellar.
for the yard dnd im just holding out to the unlikely hope that they get one of the DnDads guys to DM... they all worked on VGHS and I've never listened to a funnier podcast than theirs (also if people havent listened Dungeons and Daddies is the greatest show)
I was going to say I dont now if Brennan would mesh well with their energy and then I remember he is a camp counselor and has a lot of skill in corralling children so he could probably wrangle them into playing the game I just don't think any of these guys would like, RP or play the game at all, just sort of infinitely riff
So I enjoy how I just finished watching Slime watch a previous episode and get disappointed that they didn't go harder on describing Asmon's teeth blood cave paintings. Someone suggested getting as descriptive as Mastodons, which he loved, and now I get to enjoy him bringing it full circle using that description on the pod. I think I need to get back to work
RE4 on the Wii has better movement than any of the other consoles its on just because aiming is with the Wiimote and you run and do most of the knifing stuff with the nunchuck buttons and stick. Aiming with the Wiimote in RE4 is actually fun and i think it was easier than traditional controllers tbh. On the subject of all wii game having bad controls that was one that actually had improved controls.
It's so funny to hear Slime's nonchalance after getting bipped. Hope he can get his stuff back though, even though he can prob afford to replace everything it's always annoying to have your shit taken
Y'know as part of the 10% I was fine with the uterus jokes, but I could not handle when Slime started talking about a baby going through a c-section cut and a vagina like a hamster wheel.
Unrelated, but I think slime should paint "QT will you come on the yard" on his stomach, climb on aiden's shoulder, and take a picture on Hollywood boulevard.
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Aiden continuously calling back to Luffy cards as an own to Ludwig is so hilarious
Hairy legs Luffy was my favorite
W Aiden ep, in general
@@michaelrichardson9245 he really took it home
His take on the card game is wrong, but he's so funny about it that it balances out
His take on the card game is right. He's so hilarious 😄
Aiden was so powerful this week and I love it.
Aimen is in his villian arc this ep and I'm here for it.
It's been 45 seconds
I agree tho
Dark Aimen
@@raulpetrascu2696not an audio listener
can we all take a moment to thank amin for workin in the sweatshop making every single mogul moves hoodie by hand?
Isn’t it spelled Eamon?
no lmao his name is adin why would his nick name be spelt eamon
Æmin
this @@Tomkatos
amen brother
Aiden constantly going back to the One Piece card game to fuck with Lud is such a good bit...it really feels like Slime is rubbing off on him in the most entertaining way...
this was Aiden's 81 point game, a stellar performance really
YEAH LETS GO I WAS IN DESPERATE NEED OF SLOP FOR MY BRAIN WORMS THANK YOU THE YARN PODCAST!!!!1!!!11!
CRUD TIME!!
SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
not slop, it's not mogul mail
I am in constant demand of slop
I LOVE MY SLOP
Its really funny after watching Slime like deep dive analysis of his own show for like high level moves and mechanics, to have him cover his face with his knee for big chunks of this ep. Is it art? Is it a mistake? Can it be both? It's hard to tell.
Slime created The Yard equivalent of music theory but i guess it only covers comedy lol
Slime is an enigma
we don’t have a program monitor i didn’t know it was blocking my face if i did i would’ve adjusted but whatever
@@slimewirec'est la vie, as ludwigs mom would say
@@slimewireno worries baby, you're funny even if I cant see your pretty mouth.
Aiden’s “make fun of Luffy voice” is so damn funny
Actually had this happen with a smartphone before. Pretty much knocked on the door (with someone else present) and said something along the lines of "thanks for finding my phone, here's the $20 reward". Easy way to immediately de-escalate and could tell the brother of the culprit who answered the door was just relieved we didn't get a third party involved.
Sounds like a solid way to lose a phone and then get robbed for 20 bucks but hey, glad it worked for ya
@@biggrocc19yeah but i mean if its in LA, then the cops arent going to help much, so its either lose 20 or lose the phone, otherwise you might get shot
@@biggrocc19 Are you going to suggest we file in a police report and they're going to get it back for you? Or just take it and cause a ruckus because it's yours?
i don't think aiden realizes that you're usually awake during a c-section when your abdomen and uterus are being sliced open. also imo nick is the favorite among the five lesbian yard viewers
Only if all five are white
@@semilladesandia7938 stats unconfirmed
Lol agree, Nick and Aiden keep swapping for me 😂
The lesbians LOVE Nick
@@ladycalily he's just a little butch-coded
You should film yourselves taking the SAT test before the show, but don't show the answers, then do an episode ranking each other without knowing your scores, then zipper tells you the score at the end of the episode
Something I learned about C-sections... Found out from a friend that had one. Is that they are not gentle with you. They do numb you, but you're awake for the process and they don't cut very deep. Because cutting too deep could cause nerve damage, they cut the very top of the skin, and then tear the flesh of the abdomen wall. It's then 6-8 weeks where you are not allowed to do anything. Because even walking around, could rip your stitches open and then you need to go back to hospital. So you're chair/bed bound for that time. And the whole time you're abdomen is all bruised and painful. Because yeah, they numb you for delivery, but if you're breast feeding. Then you can't take any painkillers, because you'd be contaminating the baby's milk.
That being said, they are the emergency alternative. And if the there's a chance of danger to the baby or mother and the c-section reduces that damage or probability. Then it's the mothers call.
This might be true for a "right now immediately, life or desth situation" emergency c-section, but not in general. Doctors do not, in fact, crack the top then tear into you like a creme brulee if they have the option to take a bit longer. They will go through 7 layers of tissue, most of which are cut horizontally, except for the muscles, which are separated vertically instead of being cut.
Doctors do not butcher you if they have any other option to preserve your and your child's life. It is major abdominal surgery, and it is a bitch to recover from, but please dont spread the misinformation that c-sections in general are some sort of Jack the Ripper situation.
my mother had 4 c sections 🙏
Watching this podcast is like watch 4 versions of my boyfriend talking to himself(s)
This is so fucking real
the pod is just inside-out for the average white guy
@@wobblywack5531instead of the emotions it's the main character, cool guy, gremlin goon.... bisexual lmao
@@tayliftsI connected the dots instantly
aiden being the cool one is like an episode of a sitcom where one of the side characters suddenly becomes cool
Shoutout to Aiden for recognizing the plight of my people. I have cousins that are only 5 years older than me that are residential school survivors.
Aiden has been POPPING OFF. So funny
It was a missed opportunity with QT being on the primo and Ludwig‘s new MM merch for them to do a Scooby doo episode.
Ludwig- Fred
QT- Daphne
Nick- Shaggy
Aiden- Scooby
Slime- Velma
but nick has to be velma, he blind
Halloween special
Only two correct out of the five.
They've literally done this on a stream.
It's:
Slime - scooby
Ludwig - fred
Aiden - shaggy
Nick - velma
QT - daphne
Aiden making fun of One Piece was so funny HAHAHA Never seen them high school bullying Ludwig so hard before
Aimen casually taking about residential schools and it goes so far above everyone head. god damn sir!
Being Alberta pilled this episode was like a a nice little treat that's a bonus little secret
This is genuinely one of my favorite episodes
43:35 Slime has been holding onto mastodon since he watched back the episode with Stanz, perfect use right there
Rare Aiden moment being the bully instead of being bullied
Slime can never judge durs for losing his wallet again. Knowing someone stole your laptop and having the immediate reaction of not doing anything about it. is wild af
Nick missed severely when he said Rosalina isn't a baddie. This is devastating.
he called her a tradwife which by context i've assumed means traditional wife, which out of fairness hes kinda right. she does give off those sorta vibes, but i dont agree entirely shes still absolutely smash.
@@mythman30 zactly! Yeah trad wives have traditional values but a lot of them are still very hot.
@@ChachixoFacts! But I must say I'm curious on what percentage of tradwives have convinced their spouse that they have a medical condition and that's why they are never wet I know Ben Shapiros wife did
I do not understand how they could be exclusive.
I had 2 c/sections. During the actual birth, the epidural makes it so you don't feel the pain, but you still feel them tugging your insides around. and then recovery is a bitch. every cough, laugh, attempts to move.... Pain. With a regular birth, the female body generally works how it was designed. You may tear, or need an episiotomy (when they cut the skin between vaj and buthole to make more room for baby to exit), end up with a few stitches, etc, but it doesn't take very long to heal and bounce back. With a c/sec, your entire abdomen (skin, muscles, uterus) has been cut open and ripped apart, then sewn back together. C/sections are much more painful, and harder to recover from overall. C/sections fubar your core, and even make it harder to lose weight.
All salute the Goon Commander 🫡
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This is probably the funniest episode you've recorded. True art.
It was truly surreal hearing them run the “opening a bakery in Edmonton” bit as I’m waiting for a box of donuts in a bakery in Edmonton
Ludwig saying Galaxy is bad….. I’ve literally never heard of a worse take from him in the 4 years I’ve been watching him
Calling the game bad was a bad take, saying it has the worst movement of all the 3d Mario's is a great take
@@ned_arb who cares about movement when gravity goes brrr 😭
either you understand the whimsical joy of mario galaxy or u don’t
Imagine if they got the guy that stole Slime's laptop as a guest on the podcast
Aiden actually on fire this whole episode
I think a valuable lesson here is that Ludwig is good at being present in the moment: reading a book, motivated by jump king, streaming, etc. If Slime feels like he can'T improves in games he cares about as much as Ludwig, then maybe he's comparing himself to a version of himself a the end of the process where he is cracked instead of the moment where he needs to focus on improving.
slime is funny bc he has lesbian humor
Bully Aimen is a legendary Aimen card variant in the Yard CCG
So glad I don't skip the ad reads because Aiden asking Ludwig if he wanted a second pass on his fingers was fucking hilarious lmao
Lud and aiden had the crispiest dap up towards the end of the episode and I just wanted to point it out. Thank you
Aiden was electric in this episode haha I laughed so much with him
No way they have QT on the patreon before the actual podcast 😭
It was a single throwaway line but I would absolutely love a Baldur's gate 3 or sea of thieves stream from any/all yard members
just watched all 5 seasons of the wire in 5 days and now i’m balding
Ludwig’s take on Galaxy is actually insane.
Ludwin talking about the sat scores being stored is like him saying Japan doesn’t have vpn
Aiden could’ve brought up any anime for his example that they have limited characters that they reprint with variations but chose to use One Piece as an example… the show with 1000+ named characters lmao
The fact that Ludwig can't go 5 minutes with the Aimen treatment proves that his body truly doesn't quit
on behalf of the gooners, we LOVE The Goon Commander.
Slime is the mvp not to diminish nick and aimens contributions, old leaky lud tho is just about the best Meg on the Internet he's like the exact opposite of an underdog.
The only thing they stole is my heart.
6th option for stolen laptop... make one of those marketing postcards that people stick on doors that says "we fix tech. locked out of your laptop? we can help." etc. so they think you are one of those crook tech guys and actually just take it back when the thieves bring it to you to fix it.
Never thought I’d hear 2CB on the pod. Thanks Aiden for reminding me to relapse 💪🏻
Lud has had a lot of bad takes over the course of the show. Mario Galaxy doesn't hold up is probably the most insane one yet.
As a game, it does. As a 3D Mario platformer, it doesn't.
he was objectively correct about the movement but it is still a great game
@Opaiscool that is statistically just wrong. 95% of people love the galaxy games and rank them as one of the best Mario games of all time.
Galaxy is a terrible game I had to force myself to finish it
Uninspired levels, uninspired music, movement is mid
@@olojondro73 crazy how you can be so wrong so many times in one sentence
I fucking love goon commander he shall never die
slime makes slop so good it is art
Ludwig is right about Galaxy having the least interesting movement of all the 3D Marios - but that doesn't even remotely make it a bad game. Even the most boring movement by 3D mario standards is still incredibly tight and effective for what it wants to be. It doesn't need to have dozens of unnecessary movement options becuase the levels aren't designed for that, like in the other games. It's excellent at what it does, and while my favorite is still Odyssey because of said movement mechanics, the level design and setpieces in Galaxy are absolutely stellar.
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Levels in Galaxy are boring as fuck though...
3d mario with the worst levels is 100% sunshine, i just dont understand the love for that game..
Aiden casually mentioning residential schools at 1:28:25 is wild
The Yard Pacer Test
1:32:14 is so silly and actually made me laugh so hard. this is why i (F22) and many other women consider slime their fav.
Yes I (22F) agree
Same here, (26F)
for the yard dnd im just holding out to the unlikely hope that they get one of the DnDads guys to DM... they all worked on VGHS and I've never listened to a funnier podcast than theirs (also if people havent listened Dungeons and Daddies is the greatest show)
9p..9th.
Or they somehow get the goat, brennan Lee mulligan. It'd be interesting to see how they interact with him because their styles are pretty different.
@@loudogspeed271 It would be wild to see the yard boys interacting with Brennan lol.
They were talking about BLM on previous episodes
I was going to say I dont now if Brennan would mesh well with their energy and then I remember he is a camp counselor and has a lot of skill in corralling children so he could probably wrangle them into playing the game
I just don't think any of these guys would like, RP or play the game at all, just sort of infinitely riff
Aimen was electric today, when he's hitting he's hitting
Aiden's energy this episode reiginited my original love for the yard.
i think the whole yard should paint their nails for next ep :)
I like them talking about SAT scores as if they don't change the scoring method every 3 years. The only part that matters is the percentile you hit
So I enjoy how I just finished watching Slime watch a previous episode and get disappointed that they didn't go harder on describing Asmon's teeth blood cave paintings. Someone suggested getting as descriptive as Mastodons, which he loved, and now I get to enjoy him bringing it full circle using that description on the pod. I think I need to get back to work
RE4 on the Wii has better movement than any of the other consoles its on just because aiming is with the Wiimote and you run and do most of the knifing stuff with the nunchuck buttons and stick. Aiming with the Wiimote in RE4 is actually fun and i think it was easier than traditional controllers tbh. On the subject of all wii game having bad controls that was one that actually had improved controls.
Same thing with Metroid prime trilogy on wii, the controls were so much smoother than GameCube
It's so funny to hear Slime's nonchalance after getting bipped. Hope he can get his stuff back though, even though he can prob afford to replace everything it's always annoying to have your shit taken
aiden is on his lil guy shmeep eepy boop energy and im all for it
yes i'm a female fan yes slime is my fav i can't analyze why something abt him. prob his act score
it's so funny when the camera cuts to slime and he is covered by his own legs. he looks so baby.
Man I laughed way too hard at slime calling ludwig a terminal weeb
Dude Ludwig saying he doesn’t like galaxy because of it’s movement is like Peter not liking the godfather in family guy.
Aiden bullying Ludwig is truely top tier content 😂
I love slimes call back to his analysis of the cave man paintings from last ep. Had to get that mastodon in there
Aimen thinking every card game is pokemon really made that segment go crazy
Poor QT not even part of the main episode she had to be partitioned to the Patreon 😢
we need a Nick and The Group Chat collab
please😭😭
YOU GUYS I CANNOT I LITERALLY FOUND THE TINIEST BIT OF MONEY ON THE FLOOR SO I CAN ACTUALLY EAT AND NOW I CAN EAT WITH THE YARD GOD BLESS YOU BOYS
nick screaming shut up at 33:50 actually made me recoil like my father was about to strike me
Nick's a gentleman, immensely great call during Hello Fresh Ad
I dont say this lightly… Aiden was electric this week
Aymen might be the most off base he’s ever been with the cards
Still thinking about Linus Techs Your Tip
Thanks for recording a episode of The Yard this week fellas. Happy to listen.
Lud rly bringing up taking an sat practice test like he didn’t already take one on stream and get like 20%
Y'know as part of the 10% I was fine with the uterus jokes, but I could not handle when Slime started talking about a baby going through a c-section cut and a vagina like a hamster wheel.
the shot going over to ludwig eating his protein bar while they all argue feels like a sitcom gag
This podcast would be incomprehensible to somebody born before the year 1960
God damn Aiden is electric
As a woman listener my favorite is nick and lud. Depends on the day who goes first 🤷🏻♀️
I love how the longest segment is "locking stanz in the shed"
it speaks to me, like how stanz will be crying for help melting like the wicked witch
35:12 aiden its YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
slime is too pedantic, nick is too pedantic, aiden is too problematic, ludwig is too respiratory
Nick is too bandantic
@@conc0n im a band addict
@@shoutxvI’m a bar addict
@@Techdeckshawty coulda had a v8
your repitition of the word pedantic makes this joke less funny
dude, i would love to see the yard playing sea of thieves together
Aiden’s best pod ever
woman here. It’s true slime is our favorite
I’m learning who Mark Rober is now. I knew about the existence of Mark and glitter bombs from Jarvis Johnson doing Dhar Mann bingo
Good show guys. Nice to have you all back to normal. Yard normal. 👍
At 1:14 nicks ginger heritage comes out as he gains the voice of a leprechaun
24:10 Batman arguing with Alfred about adopting Robin