*quick and dirty rundown of stavs food-induce ED adventure* _based on googling average calories of each so accuracy is suspect at best_ 220 - shrimp and broccoli 1577 - genny tsao's (1 order) 600 - large chao fan noodles (estimated 4 cups) 258 - 6 chicken wings 2000 - 2 pints x ben&jerrys _[40 minute interim]_ 370 - 2 "things" of chicken tenders (estimated 8 pieces) 365 - fries (estimated medium serving) 327 - egg hero (sandwich 3 eggs, tomatoes, mayo, cheese) 1000 - 1 more pint of B&J 160 - pack of oreos (based on single serving) 209 - cup of chocolate milk *Grand Total Estimated:* ~7086 Calories
point taken but just being reminded that it exists is making me hungry, its 1:36am right now. and its not because my intermittent fasting leaves me feeling constantly hungry between my alotted windows. and its _definitely_ not because im high as fuck right now and tryna avoid thinking about the kitchen. and super definitely not because im gay.
Dude it's actually insane how Stav says the word ''Frame'' at 0:25, and it takes Nick like 3 literal seconds to pull a fucking amazing bit out of it. What a beautiful, gay mind this man has.
It was so elegant and precise. Sometimes the answer is just "well you're gay" but other times listening to Nick is like watching Neo realise his full potential. "So you're saying I can dodge bullets?" "No I'm saying, when the time comes, you won't have to and also you're gay"
@@notputtingmynamehere My favorite thing is him having to relate all his experiences and memories to food. He`ll straight up be like "Man I fucking miss childhood, eating ice cream and birthday cake with the icy swirls, dip that shit in chocolate." or "Remember that roadtrip? We got those cheese pizzas and fried chips? Shit rocked."
@@kiandocherty3589 I specifically remember the first thing he said about his college experience when Nick was done talking about his own during a certain episode was how much he loved hanging out in the cafeteria lmao
@@cordan305 He'll never not be fat because being fat is such a huge part of his identity that his brain has created a self defence mechanism to keep it and force him to associate good times with food.
stav described the most destructive diet i've ever heard and the least healthy thing is this video is still nick saying that "smiles are a sign of cowardice"
As an aside - when he said “six chicken wings,” those wings were definitely intact with the drum and flat connected (as they usually are from Chinese takeout places) so he really meant “twelve wings”
They just glossed over Stav screwing up the saying "firing on all cylinders" like an engine that is fully functional but said "Clicking on all cylinders" which is not typically a good sound for a cylinder to make.
"I dont think filling your tooth with caulk is a good solution" is first funny thing ive ever heard adam say. Tell the guitar centre story again i missed it.
@@adonaygallardo2142 right on, I've literally been using a flipper for 5 years lmao was ready to get the implant then shit locked down in my area with the virus haha
@@BR-ty3hx yeah last year was fucked. My wisdom teeth fucked things up and in LA it was going to cost around 3k for the work. Went down south and paid $400 and done change and had painless oral surgery. Only pain was the wait to cross back to the USA
@@adonaygallardo2142 Yup yup. Got my two front teeth replaced with veneers in tj for like 800 total. That included the root canals they had to do before i got the crowns.
It amazes me hat we still haven’t realized they survival healthcare can’t be a for-profit product. “He was born without a kidney? Sounds like an amazing chance to make money off this guy”
I miss my grandma man she use to confuse the mcdbls with the quarter pounders . shed always get me 3 wondering why the hell the mcdoubles were so expensive now lol
Stav is the epitome of how we treat fat people. His body, his choice. But don't be surprised when you're the butt of a joke just like the rest of us gays
of all the games, Hotline Miami might make a decent crime thriller. With all the subplots about MK Ultra sleeper agents sent to kill russians it seems there would be something to work with
That’s not a bad idea. I think a miniseries exploring the mental trauma of Jacket as he’s forced to carry out his string of murders could be pretty cool
Listening to fat people describe food as the best thing in their life has kind of single handedly helped me to gain weight to where I’m borderline overweight now
I feel like I'm alwasy hearing obese people say that they just don't understand why they can't lose weight, but then they start to go through what they ate that day and its like... cmon bruh. "I just don't understand how im not losing weight im only eating 8000 calories a day :("
does he take seroquel or remeron or some sort of medicine that increases appetite? how do even find enjoyment in eating that much? even when I was a stoned teenager and ate a ton I couldn't eat that much
sounds like the proximal or distal joint of his clavicle was under going partial subluxation. I''ve a similar issue on my left collar bone from a heavy backpack in highschool i think
Me amd a few buddies have a death pool for the boys and I have money Stav won't make it to 40. Nick will probably overdose on accident in his 50s and Adam will live to be old and date girls in their 20s like Leo
Rules that a guy who will go on to be the most notable comedian of the 2020s can afford to get his tooth fixed now. Like someone who simply exists in Europe.
Holy shit that rebound roast about stavs frame on the burger wall has gotta be the smoothest diss ive ever heard. I feel like all three of these guys have a high iq just based on how fast their wit is.
I had a dream I was a guest on an episode, and was a gay porn parody star named Beef StrokinOff, and Adam kept trailing off into stories about watching BlackedRaw and Nick and Stav loved that I was there and Adam was STILL the gayest dude in the room
*quick and dirty rundown of stavs food-induce ED adventure*
_based on googling average calories of each so accuracy is suspect at best_
220 - shrimp and broccoli
1577 - genny tsao's (1 order)
600 - large chao fan noodles (estimated 4 cups)
258 - 6 chicken wings
2000 - 2 pints x ben&jerrys
_[40 minute interim]_
370 - 2 "things" of chicken tenders (estimated 8 pieces)
365 - fries (estimated medium serving)
327 - egg hero (sandwich 3 eggs, tomatoes, mayo, cheese)
1000 - 1 more pint of B&J
160 - pack of oreos (based on single serving)
209 - cup of chocolate milk
*Grand Total Estimated:* ~7086 Calories
wow and im gay
*_Too fat for teeth_*
7000 calories equal 1 kg of fat
Is he training for his role in Taste Jam?
I think he only had one pint of ben and jerry’s the first time, the two was him and eldis
No way he ate just the recommend serving of oreos
The Hunter S Thompson of food
And the S stands for Slimer from Ghostbusters
The Elon Musk of Mayo
Damn this describes him perfectly lmao
Not even, stav has shit food takes like “nuts and chocolate don’t mix”
Gunter F. Chompson
I love how Stav at 2:17 corrects himself after saying "general tsos" to "genny tsos" ... he's on a nickname basis with the general.
point taken but just being reminded that it exists is making me hungry, its 1:36am right now.
and its not because my intermittent fasting leaves me feeling constantly hungry between my alotted windows.
and its _definitely_ not because im high as fuck right now and tryna avoid thinking about the kitchen.
and super definitely not because im gay.
@@hughlion1817 straightest comment ever
@@fruitylerlups530 actually i forgot its the sesame chicken that i like, genny tsaos is the spicy version
This is why I'm jealous of autistic people
I think
I don't fucking know
@@hughlion1817 I appreciate those following Ramadan. :) o7 to you Mr. Lion
that's not a playthrough, that's actual footage of Stav's tooth disease running around murdering the enamel little by little
Jesus
Nice.
Imagine eating your way to ED before 30. True chad.
Stav is like 37
He has Phimosis
Respect
Hell yeah dude
@Jack Beatty don’t google it
Dude it's actually insane how Stav says the word ''Frame'' at 0:25, and it takes Nick like 3 literal seconds to pull a fucking amazing bit out of it. What a beautiful, gay mind this man has.
It was so elegant and precise. Sometimes the answer is just "well you're gay" but other times listening to Nick is like watching Neo realise his full potential.
"So you're saying I can dodge bullets?"
"No I'm saying, when the time comes, you won't have to and also you're gay"
@@DrLazerbeamI hope you see now with the benefit of hindsight how my god you're gay
@@HaykInWonderlandeven worse, Nick did a version of that joke within the first 30 episodes of cumtown
Even better, Stav actually did have his picture at a restaurant for eating the 5 lb burger
Should create a 4 hour compilation of Stavs fattest moments.
Only 4?
The Thousand Island Stare
@@notputtingmynamehere My favorite thing is him having to relate all his experiences and memories to food. He`ll straight up be like "Man I fucking miss childhood, eating ice cream and birthday cake with the icy swirls, dip that shit in chocolate." or "Remember that roadtrip? We got those cheese pizzas and fried chips? Shit rocked."
@@kiandocherty3589 I specifically remember the first thing he said about his college experience when Nick was done talking about his own during a certain episode was how much he loved hanging out in the cafeteria lmao
@@cordan305 He'll never not be fat because being fat is such a huge part of his identity that his brain has created a self defence mechanism to keep it and force him to associate good times with food.
stav described the most destructive diet i've ever heard and the least healthy thing is this video is still nick saying that "smiles are a sign of cowardice"
He's clearly referencing chimpanzee behavior and the fear grimace
@@Bitemis i get that you're autistic but shut the fuck up
@@Bitemiseye and facial movement psychology is often inaccurate
but what about reality, what’s worse
@@ligma212yeah it’s a comedy podcast. he was joking.
“You don’t like Mindhunter?”
“No, I don’t like any cooking shows.”
2:03 “nigga’s taking a phone call” hell yeah dude
Nick is taking a phone call but nick is a *boooopp* so I guess your right
@@teteteteta2548 a real booooop
i heard that too
As an aside - when he said “six chicken wings,” those wings were definitely intact with the drum and flat connected (as they usually are from Chinese takeout places) so he really meant “twelve wings”
I just come back to 00:25 every now and then to remind myself of how capable nick is when he's on form once every 4 years
Still as jaw dropping
Still as jaw dropping
sup me
7:33 that sound Stavros makes when nick says the words *oreo dinner* is perfection
It's the fucking stavbot moan
I love how Stav keeps progresively making his 30 dollar root canal procedure more expensive so is less embarassing
Nick getting wrathful for stavs attacks on his gay frame is very on brand
I’ve got a frame for you
whoa whoa whoa, theyre all makin fun of each other
Nick "Too Strong For Bones" Mullen vs Stavros "Too Fat For Teeth" Halkias
Man that Hotline Miami gameplay caters to my autism so well, very pleasant to watch. Smooth moves btw
Thanks man :)
Hell yeah dude
They just glossed over Stav screwing up the saying "firing on all cylinders" like an engine that is fully functional but said "Clicking on all cylinders" which is not typically a good sound for a cylinder to make.
Hahaha that's actually so funny
Stavros Halkias: Too fat for health insurance
He has insurance it's Blue Cross Blue Cheese
Twenty quarter pounder Stav is like an eclipse, of cheese wheels.
"I dont think filling your tooth with caulk is a good solution" is first funny thing ive ever heard adam say. Tell the guitar centre story again i missed it.
Hotline Miami gives me Vietnam style flashbacks
Lots of loses? 🇻🇳
Press R to Restart
@@gaughen definitely lost some years to stress
62 car
Gotta get a grip
2:04 stavs sneaks an n word
I think "Too fat for Teeth" would be a great band name.
Stav did a Bang Bang from Louie. Probably inspired by his tour headliner Bobby Kelly aka Stav Sr, who played Louie's brother on the show.
Didn’t one of them say they didn’t want Italian but then they got Spaghetti at the Diner? Classic
Yeah, I lived off of Honeygo Blvd. The legend of Stavros is real.
The footage used for Cum Town clips always makes me feel welcome. Want a 3 hour compilation set to mindlessly driving the Mako around in Mass Effect 1
Nick style
2:02 who’s taking a phone call..?
LMAO I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE COMMENTS WHEN I HEARD that
My mans taking a phone call
A my man
*BOOOOP*
Nothing like a 40$ root canal
I couldn’t even find a Mexican dentist that cheap
Seriously where the fuck did Stav go? I think some guy drugged him and cracked his tooth for $40
2:03 who’s taking a phone call?
adam made a solid point with jadakis
Adam just did a bit on TAFS about how he doesn't like saying nick is lmfao @@timforti
Lmao as someone missing the same tooth as stav it really is bullshit how much it costs to fix and how insurance considers it cosmetic
Dude totally. I started going to TJ and the dentist are attractive and it's fucking affordable.
@@adonaygallardo2142 right on, I've literally been using a flipper for 5 years lmao was ready to get the implant then shit locked down in my area with the virus haha
@@BR-ty3hx yeah last year was fucked. My wisdom teeth fucked things up and in LA it was going to cost around 3k for the work. Went down south and paid $400 and done change and had painless oral surgery. Only pain was the wait to cross back to the USA
@@adonaygallardo2142
Yup yup. Got my two front teeth replaced with veneers in tj for like 800 total. That included the root canals they had to do before i got the crowns.
It amazes me hat we still haven’t realized they survival healthcare can’t be a for-profit product.
“He was born without a kidney? Sounds like an amazing chance to make money off this guy”
I miss my grandma man she use to confuse the mcdbls with the quarter pounders . shed always get me 3 wondering why the hell the mcdoubles were so expensive now lol
You know ifNick embraced stavs ability to bulk, He might not get called Diddy Kong so much
I swear I’m not high but I seriously thought I was playin hotline Miami while listening to this on my phone.
How has stav not gotten a tricked out scooter with the pod money
"You want dental advice Vos? Get Decapitated!" Collin Quinn
Stav is the embodiment of multiple Americans
calm down, stav is just building mass before he gets ripped
It's cultivating mass
2:00 why doesn't Stav realize he is chronically impotent due to his massive weight problem.
"I ate so much my dick didn't work" I never even considered that a possibility
Stav is the epitome of how we treat fat people. His body, his choice. But don't be surprised when you're the butt of a joke just like the rest of us gays
It’s actually funny in retrospect to think about how much of Nick’s ribbing contributed to Stav bailing on the pod
Well stav couldn't stop "ribbing" ribs
It's funny because Stav gets light ribbing and Adam gets a very cruel Robin Williams joke about his mother and yet who stayed lol
@@br3akstuffnick is Adam’s meal ticket he’s not going anywhere
@@DeathhAU True
Last TAFS episode with Lev Fer, Nick said the ribbing contributed to Stav leaving lmao.
Nick’s iranian voice is my personal favorite of his
it's one of his least accurate but he's getting better
Stav should audition as a James Bond villain
I had to stop listening to this because I'm at work and I can't stop laughing
11:07 nick owns this bit LMAO
This is my new favorite channel Oh and I'm gay
I dunno, I think Stav has got a real nice teddy bear thing going on with the fat, the hair, and the tooth. It's a powerful look.
Fat hands typed this comment
@@johnsmithers284 what if I didn't type it with my hands? 😏
I felt alone in this world until i found out nick and i have the same go to slurpee combo
Half Pina Colada, Half Coca Cola
I'm gonna give it a shot.
An egg gyro sounds heavenly.
Lmao dusting off my ps vita to play this game again
I'm pretty sure it's on Steam.
I’ve played this game and it’s sequel way too much
@@dillankempter5780 what game is this
What game is it
@@stephenakridge7067 Hotline Miami
2:02 “Niggas taking a phone call”
-Saddam Husain
Would’ve totally gone to see stavs picture but the place closed 😔
of all the games, Hotline Miami might make a decent crime thriller. With all the subplots about MK Ultra sleeper agents sent to kill russians it seems there would be something to work with
That’s not a bad idea. I think a miniseries exploring the mental trauma of Jacket as he’s forced to carry out his string of murders could be pretty cool
@@StevenSeagull Aplot that, Bplot a police procedural
@@BIacklce B plot is the guy with the helmet that you fight after finding all the keys that spell "bornintheusa"
the one with the cleaver
@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt might be stretching it into limited series territory
@@BIacklce yeah that can be extended universe
The picture is really there!
Listening to fat people describe food as the best thing in their life has kind of single handedly helped me to gain weight to where I’m borderline overweight now
2 pints of ben and Jerrys 😂 that's like 2500+ calories
I'm guessing Stav being in the "zone" is him high as kite with serious munchies
Best arc of the show.
Beautiful ❤️
Hell yea Nick mixing slurpees.
I'm a 75% cherry 25% coke guy. Make my own cherry coke.
Stav is like a prophet of my eating habits
I feel like I'm alwasy hearing obese people say that they just don't understand why they can't lose weight, but then they start to go through what they ate that day and its like... cmon bruh. "I just don't understand how im not losing weight im only eating 8000 calories a day :("
The dentist probably writes off stavs root canal as charity
@2:03 "N**** taking a phone call" I thought stav's adopted the good ol' racism like Nick!
The Stavros Halkias Experience
Alright but seriously how did Stav get to.. the way he is
Nick has made it to where his own name is the n-word: progress
does he take seroquel or remeron or some sort of medicine that increases appetite? how do even find enjoyment in eating that much? even when I was a stoned teenager and ate a ton I couldn't eat that much
Stav's missing front tooth is part of his lack of branding.
it worked for him :) check him out on comedy central!
sounds like the proximal or distal joint of his clavicle was under going partial subluxation. I''ve a similar issue on my left collar bone from a heavy backpack in highschool i think
As opposed to the other joints? High school backpacks are insane, or at least they were back in the 90s
what time is it for you?
4 am. I make these videos after I get off of work. Sorry about the weird release times but it’s the only time I can get them out
@@StevenSeagull why would you do that to yourself lol
@@StevenSeagull more like 5am
@Ordonity CIA
Stav is Patrick Star
RTJ sucks!
stav is fatter and more stupid
Me amd a few buddies have a death pool for the boys and I have money Stav won't make it to 40. Nick will probably overdose on accident in his 50s and Adam will live to be old and date girls in their 20s like Leo
The more you listen to these guys the more they grow on you. No hommo - EST 2003.
What's the name of this podcast? I keep seeing funny highlights and no name.
Cumtown
Rules that a guy who will go on to be the most notable comedian of the 2020s can afford to get his tooth fixed now. Like someone who simply exists in Europe.
Ah yes shane gillis
“I bare my teeth like a chimp” got me
lol at the way Stavros says gyro when he is Greek hahaha
Oh, fuck, the Cheeseburger In Paradise in Maryland is closed permanently.
RIP
how many full combos you got there seagull
Oh you know one or two. I’ve put a little too much time into this game
2:03 who’s taking a phone call stav?🤨
What game is this? Shit looks sick
Hotline Miami
Forreal tho, MINDHUNTER, is amazing.
i love the "beating stavros to death" gameplay in the background
Yo Seagull u should try risk of rain
I actually really like Risk of Rain. I might end up using that for footage in the future
@@StevenSeagull u should save it for an Adam vid since it’s a game about amassing coins
self harm, he is like a cutter but with food, he is destroying himself how sad he cant find motivation to live better
I'll be in Baltimore soon... still need anyone to check in on this? Er...?
nick liking mindhunter is swag
What game is playing in the background
Hotline Miami
Damn this guy is amazing at hotline Miami
Thanks boss
WHAT game is THAT?? Looks dope as shit. It reminds me of the classic GTAs
Hotline Miami. It rules but it’s pretty tough
"nigga's taking a phone call" - Stav 2:00
Holy shit that rebound roast about stavs frame on the burger wall has gotta be the smoothest diss ive ever heard. I feel like all three of these guys have a high iq just based on how fast their wit is.
This is like the writers room to his Comedy Central set
That cheeseburger in paradise in white marsh is long gone btw
I love Hotline Miami
What game is that?
Hotline Miami. Check it out if you like really punishingly hard games
I had a dream I was a guest on an episode, and was a gay porn parody star named Beef StrokinOff, and Adam kept trailing off into stories about watching BlackedRaw and Nick and Stav loved that I was there and Adam was STILL the gayest dude in the room
Being such a gay that you had a dream about being in a podcast.
2:03 stav says n word shame on you big boi
The game is Miami Hotline. That games aesthetic is trippy and cool. The music is pulse pounding and it’s very violent.
Too Fat for Life: The Stavros Halkias Story