@@GTrax1992 fair enough tho by what little we see and know of him my option is the one I think works the best (blud is much to attentive for something like that to happen unintentionally)
@user-iw1ib3el9m it literally translates to "my love" but in practice it's used as a pet name for basically anyone close to you. That includes romantic partners, close friends, and family members. It's kind of a catch-all term of endearment.
@Zoro_the.pirate.hunter one time a woman tried to get her teenage daughters to work at her job. Her manager told her they have to be legal to work there, her response was, they were both born here. 😂
"shum minimum ma minimum" Bro started speaking the wrong middle eastern language Edit: yea I'm wrong he said "chou" not "shum", and apparently "ma" is Lebanese slang but I think it still originated from Hebrew, not 100% sure tho
❤Its been months sice I first saw this😂😂,my stomach hurts now from lauphing 😂😂😂.clark's reaction when he figured it out is priceless.clearly a real minor concussion .
lol 😅 lol 😆 lol 😆 You guys are Hilarious! This would make a great comedy ! People would totally love it!!!!!! A Minor? Or a Gold Miner? Or a Minor that is both a “gold digger and a gold miner? So funny! I love you guys you always have me in stitches from laughing! You are truly great comedians! The next Stars ofDubai!!!!!!much love from Florida🌴🍊🌹Kathie and have a great weekend. It is 12:57am and I’m off to sleep now! Thank you so much for all the great laughs! You’re simply amazing! 🌴🌹🍊
My heart goes out to any son or daughter who has to deal with such a pigheaded father. Your videos, Rudy, hit the nail on the head, but they’re painful.
That was very unnecessary and not funny tbh. Well, it is funny in one way, since they worship someone who did "date" minors. And they see him as the perfect human.
@@unwnmeyou must be brainless if you don't know what conditions were like back then and how marriage was a form of protection for many women. It's why it was normal for men to have multiple wives and it is more looked down now because times have changed and women don't need to be married to be protected and survive
This takes me back to my days of working in the Middle East. I worked either quite a few Lebanese people and ‘Chou’ was a stock word, usually followed by habibti!!
@@nalbinalbii888As an American that had reasons to learn enough Iraqi to understand when someone is insulting/lying to me, it should be "what minimum, no minimum." But, once again, I'm going from Iraqi not Lebonese and am not an actual speaker of any kind of Arabic, so a healthy serving of salt
@@sailaab Habibi the dad was confused as to why the were surprised and the son was confused and so was his the friend, so yeah everyone was kinda lost because they weren’t really being clear
i love how the dad at the end understood that minor is a diminutive phrase which indicates that he was aware the whole time that's SUCH A GOOD ENGLISH SECOND LANGUAGE MOVE
No he just used the word that sounds the same in another way that he knows is commonly used/has heard. My dad (who’s also not a native speaker of the country I live in) does the same thing
Did anyone notice how Rudy looked back at Clark when Clark didn't affirm to Rudy's stance on never dating minors and when Rudy looked back in shock Clark started shaking his head. He told two stories in one skit. very talented.
That's why it's a skit cause men are not golddiggers in real life . While women ohhh . I have a specific line for them - ALL WOMEN ARE GOLD- DIGGERS , some are better in hiding the shovel. There are hundreds of thousands of women across multiple youtube channels admitting to marrying a man for gis money and then divorcing him . MODERN DAY LEECH WOMEM FOR YOU .😂
@@pak3tonthat's disgusting. so they're saying 14 year old young girls can consent to sex with full grown adult men but can't even work. pure disgusting
"Minor concussion" 😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
"Hmar"
hmar.....🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊❤❤❤
We all know Rudy is jealous that his dad is dating a girl who's into heavy metal.
Why you assume its a girl?
@@sherlock4791 Because I watched the video and my ears work. When the dad says SHE has money.
@@sherlock4791Nice bait
@@sherlock4791If you're going to troll, you'll have to pay better attention.
@@sherlock4791thought Sherlock was smarter 🤔
Clark is the one to watch out for 😂😂😂 he hesitating
coque*
Actually 😂😂😂😂
I think his reaction was like "I did date a minor but I was too"
@@aucuneinspimore like he not sure if some of the girls were really 18+ or they were just lying...
@@GTrax1992 fair enough tho by what little we see and know of him my option is the one I think works the best (blud is much to attentive for something like that to happen unintentionally)
"Yea we can probably say we haven't and we won't"
*Clark thinking about it for a second*
😂😂😂
"Weeeell.. not for a while..."
I mean, when I was 16 I also dated a minor technically
😂@@spielemacheradams5081
“Ya himar she’s digging for gold and u say minimum wage”
Has me dying
😂😂😂
What's hmar? 😂
What's hmar? 😂
@@pruostmeans a donkey in Arabic (stupid)
Hmar means donkey
plot twist: she is a "gold digger"
Wait isnt she actually a gold digger💀
@@7bidthat’s the joke broski
Zing
LOL....
Woosh
The “good job cocque” wasn’t a compliment 😂
Funny
“Are you dense?” 😂😂😭😭
"she's digging for gold & you say minimum wage??"
💀😂😩
she's probably a gold digger 😂
@@rakib9039not probably, she's literally a gold digger😂🤣
😂😂😂
F genuis 😅
Nah, we all know that the mine boss is paying people minimum wage if they can
"Good job Coque" 💀💀💀💀
cocque* anyways, 💀💀
he said donky at the end for him🤣
What I say to my dong after I finish inside.
Thats what i say after every wank😂
Coque in french means chiken😂
"Minor Concussion" and that hand gesture with the Hmar... Yooo I HAD FLASHBACK BROOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
Lost me at the "chou minimum ma minimum" lmaoo
the fuck does that even mean idc its funny 😔💀
"Your loss habibi, she has money"
I'm on the floor💀
And I'm peeing a minor concussion 🤣
😂😂😂😂
what does it mean ? habibii
@user-iw1ib3el9m it literally translates to "my love" but in practice it's used as a pet name for basically anyone close to you. That includes romantic partners, close friends, and family members. It's kind of a catch-all term of endearment.
@milhousevanhoutan9235 what's hmar?
*"Minor concussion"* had me jumping into a volcano 😂
Edit: My notifications 💀
Same 😭😭💀💀💀
How the hell you guys alive
same loool
😂😂
You’ll need this🧊🧊🧊🫃🏿🧊🧊🧊🧊
“And it’s prolly A Minerrrrrrrr” - K. Dot
Clark is definitely the middle child 😂
Now... hear me out...
I aint saying she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke…
@@handledeeeez "broke broke" 😂
But check her prenup... And go figure
Family guy: "Who isn't she messing with...."
@@Ms.AllSunday930 she ain't messing with no broke habibi yah hmar
“Girl is a miner”
“Girl is a minor”💀
I’m the 1K like:)
I once saw a t shirt that said "I love minors" at a coal mine. They misspelt it 😂
they knew what they were doin@@Justicetakenform
The difference between the two is 15 years in jail 😂
@Zoro_the.pirate.hunter one time a woman tried to get her teenage daughters to work at her job. Her manager told her they have to be legal to work there, her response was, they were both born here. 😂
The look that Rudy gives Clark is priceless 😂
I swear it feels like a conversation between 3 people 😂😂😂
“There’s something called age of consent”
“I don’t know what that means “
“Clearly” 😂
481 likes but no replies let me fix that
482
@@FitMari3331300
@@danacherry9010 your mom
@@danacherry9010 3000lbs
That’s the quietest Arab dad I’ve ever seen
for real
Yeah but the actor can't afford to have his neighbors in his apartment overhear him filming these lines out of context lol.
@@alexistaylor969just imagine chilling and just hearing your neighbor repeatedly say “I’m dating a minor” to himself.
Usually they’re explosively loud.
And you will ever see
"shum minimum ma minimum"
Bro started speaking the wrong middle eastern language
Edit: yea I'm wrong he said "chou" not "shum", and apparently "ma" is Lebanese slang but I think it still originated from Hebrew, not 100% sure tho
😭😭
It is Lebanese accent and it is valid. It doesn't have a 1 to 1 English translation but it means "What minimum are your on about"... Similar usage
@@ShogunJorochi Nuh uh it's Hebrew
@@Ammiad Nuh uh this youtuber is literally Lebanese and it is a common Lebanese slang.
It's "Sho" actually, and no one would filthy their tongue with your dirty language
Clark looking thoughtful about not dating minors 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Minor concussion” 💀
Minor concussion Lol how apt..in malay we call "kepala hotak kau..." I can relate 💯
😂😂😂😂
I was able to hold my laughter through all that into that.
💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@helz13I'm sorry but what does 'Minor Concussion' mean?
Hahahahaha "minor concussion"💀💀
280 likes wow
Its so funny 😭
Nearly spat my coffee out
He knows the difference but is just fucking with Rudy
@@distantraven2566 yup
He had us in the first half ngl
The voice of the dad character is very romantic
If you're a minor, you may have a chance with Rudy's dad? ... just sayin'
The soft-spoken threats of violence 😂
Minor violence 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@NeoMokgabo21More like minor threats 😂
Yessss 😂😂😂
Bro, "Cocque" still gets me bursting in laugh😂
*Good job Cock*
I would never date an arab, they might bomb the place
@The_Genius007no, you need to watch older videos to understand.
When I hear Cocque I mentally see an image of Jared Kushner😂
That cat is so pretty!!! 🥺
❤Its been months sice I first saw this😂😂,my stomach hurts now from lauphing 😂😂😂.clark's reaction when he figured it out is priceless.clearly a real minor concussion .
Clark is still coming around after being held hostage for days 😂😂😂😂
He got that Stockholm syndrome now.
Its superman
*Cocque
"Coque"😂😂
Need link!!! WYM hostage for days!?
I love Clark. Keep his character. Love the way the dad calls him cocque. LOL
I love the voice and accent
Ohhhh ohhhh his name is Clark? 😂😂😂😂
Clark kent
Ikr! Looking like the new Clark Kent. Lol
Your cat is so cute ❤
lol 😅 lol 😆 lol 😆 You guys are Hilarious! This would make a great comedy ! People would totally love it!!!!!! A Minor? Or a Gold Miner? Or a Minor that is both a “gold digger and a gold miner? So funny! I love you guys you always have me in stitches from laughing! You are truly great comedians! The next Stars ofDubai!!!!!!much love from Florida🌴🍊🌹Kathie and have a great weekend. It is 12:57am and I’m off to sleep now! Thank you so much for all the great laughs! You’re simply amazing! 🌴🌹🍊
Clark low key relieved to finally get Dad’s stamp of approval 😂
Commenting so any 9 year old don't say "LiKeS iN 'K' bUt No ComMEntS LEt mE FIx ThAt"
@@gwenstacy647only 6.3k likes and one comment? let me fix that
@@fannifalldotteronly 514k likes but only 2 comments? let me fix that
U mean cock 😂
It's Coqke!
"neither of us have never dated or would a minor"
*Clark starts sweating*
Hmmm🧐📸
69th like
Yall noticed it too huh😅
@@ThomasOgden-ss5sm yup
His surname being Muslim, makes it more funny.
Haaaaaaaa omg the calmness in your voice is lovely ❤
Your sense of humour is great!
The way Clark hesitate before agreeing with "we never dated minors"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stops and thinks… was she? How about? Naw…
yeah yesterday she was minor, today she turns a lady 😂😂🎂
@@fivedotsixfourthreetimes ew
Middle eastern men love minors , why they marry kids to full grown men
"Miners not Minors!" Oh, Galaxy Quest.
Came looking for this comment!
😂😂😂😂😂
You lost me.
"Minor Concussion" 🤚🏻
Ohhh 😂
My heart goes out to any son or daughter who has to deal with such a pigheaded father. Your videos, Rudy, hit the nail on the head, but they’re painful.
*HMAAAARR* with back hand hezi is crazy 😂
'She digs gold' 💀💀💀💀
Cuz shes a "gold digger"
@@FlyingToUrHouse but she's the one with the money
@@EggWithRizz its a joke
@@FlyingToUrHouse wow it's almost like I know it is, but yet I was stating the fact
@@EggWithRizz well u dont state facts when someone tells a joke in a way u make the joke look serious
I've missed Clark, glad to see he's alright after what he's been through
You mean Cocque
Rudy's 2nd look at Cocque after the righteous stmt about dating minors is too funny😅😅Good stuff.
Dude, your acting skills are top level. I'd like to see some metal music stereotype videos from you.
That double-take he did at Clark was perfect. 😂😂😂
EDIT: Cocque
Cocque
There's cheese in France named that ...
The Mind, Body, and Cock.. Well played Rudy.
My God I died at that!
I would never date an arab, they might bomb the place
No sir, she's not digging for gold. She's a gold digger 😂😂
Exactly! 😂
😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂
Gold trigger
Clarks first reaction to “we can proudly say we won’t”: 👀
the face clarke makes when he gets any sort of affirmation at all is hilarious. it only lasts like .1 of a second but LOL.
that dad is someone you love and hate at the same time
Yes
Welcome to dads of the eastern world lol
Admire and fear too😂😂😂😂😂
"love" aka "I haven't killed you yet old man. go be a disgrace to our family name out of my sight."
you mean like most dads 💀
“Chou minimum ma minimum” 😂😭
😂😂
What's that :)
@@pruost Something like "what minimum sh!t you're talking about??"
Haha this one got me too. 😅
😂😭😂 MABAARIFF HHHHHHHHHHH
Your Voice is so calming
Dude this was awesome n so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Minor concussion "
I'm wheezing rn 🤣🤣
1.2k likes and no comments? WOW!!!
Clark is definitively Superman in disguise.
Coque
minor concussion
He said "Coque" Not Clark!
MusulMan
* Cocque
"tryna strike a chord and it's probly a minnnnnnnnnnnneeerrrrr" 😂😂
"chou minimum ma minimum"got me rolling asf
"Chou minimum ma minimum" i felt that.
favorite words fr
Wa’llah
You know
What does it mean?! Lol help! I loved it 😅
@@AfrikBabeRN Yamadzhi x Feydzhi - Minimum (Ramzan Abitov Remix) | AMG & BMW M2 Showtime
TH-cam · TrapMusicXD
Jul 24, 2022
The way Clark and Rudy look at each other when Clark is suspiciously silent after Rudy says they both never dated a minor and never will 😂😂
Hahaha!! Such details 😂
That was very unnecessary and not funny tbh. Well, it is funny in one way, since they worship someone who did "date" minors. And they see him as the perfect human.
@unwnme you didn't know that Rudy is Christian? Not every Lebanese is Muslim
@@unwnmeyou must be brainless if you don't know what conditions were like back then and how marriage was a form of protection for many women. It's why it was normal for men to have multiple wives and it is more looked down now because times have changed and women don't need to be married to be protected and survive
@@unwnme We don't worship prophet Mohamed pbuh you dimwit and no he didn't date minors keep your stupidity to yourself.
Minor Concussion absolutely sent me 🤣😭
This takes me back to my days of working in the Middle East. I worked either quite a few Lebanese people and ‘Chou’ was a stock word, usually followed by habibti!!
Clark needs to be the hired translator.
Interpreter you mean?
@@HomelessShoe 🤣 yes Habibi, you think I don't know this word?!
Cocque you mean?
"shou minimum ma minimum" got me there lol
That's veeeeery lebanese 😂
Equivalent of of this emoji😝
@@alihijazi4451what does it mean?
@@nalbinalbii888As an American that had reasons to learn enough Iraqi to understand when someone is insulting/lying to me, it should be "what minimum, no minimum." But, once again, I'm going from Iraqi not Lebonese and am not an actual speaker of any kind of Arabic, so a healthy serving of salt
@misternull4753 LOL okay thank you 😭 so shou is what and ma is no?
There was a comic "Big George" where a bartender said to a miner "no min3rs". This is a good one.
The outfit is so on point im crying
you've gotten so freaking good at these
Cool pfp, sir
Nice pfp 🫡
@@holydeadman1727lol, now you have the same one
“Cocque no one invited you”
He did him so *dirty* but to be fair they were both lost in translation 😅
Explain habibi
@@sailaab Habibi the dad was confused as to why the were surprised and the son was confused and so was his the friend, so yeah everyone was kinda lost because they weren’t really being clear
Hmar
@@user-jo9ic7yv9h yeah I’m no animal sorry😉
Im Lebanese like him but i don't understand i don't think he was speaking Arabic
Yallah I love hiz videoz😂
Wow..i just found your guys..and loved it..
Still needs a backstory of why dad always call Clark "Cocque" 🤣
Cause his english deceives him remember 😂😂
Arab accent*
Until Clark makes some really money instead of hanging out with Rudy... his name stays "Cocque" 😅😅😅😅
I think this might be it: th-cam.com/video/3Y8Ok7tB5Ao/w-d-xo.html
Because when he first saw him he looked like a cocque to him
i love how the dad at the end understood that minor is a diminutive phrase which indicates that he was aware the whole time that's SUCH A GOOD ENGLISH SECOND LANGUAGE MOVE
No he just used the word that sounds the same in another way that he knows is commonly used/has heard. My dad (who’s also not a native speaker of the country I live in) does the same thing
I laughed out loud the entire skit!
Cocque 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chou minimum ma minimum 😂😂😂😂😂
These make my day... ❤
How is Clark not afraid to come over 😂 If I was him I’d never set foot in that proximity ever again
Stockholm syndrom 😂
You must be a Gen Z snowflake. Stick to playing vgames in mummy's basement.
You have to respect your parents, visit them and help them when you are an adult.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did anyone notice how Rudy looked back at Clark when Clark didn't affirm to Rudy's stance on never dating minors and when Rudy looked back in shock Clark started shaking his head.
He told two stories in one skit. very talented.
I noticed and watched again right to double check. Good pick!! Also 1 comment for you
That's the only reason I'm in the comments, to see who else caught it lol😂
YES!!! 😂
That was my favorite part. Wonder if it was in script or good acting by clark
😂
The soft spoken backhand threat is the coldest display I’ve seen in a while 😂
This just never gets old😂
She digs for gold, but he’s the gold digger LMFAO
His surname being Muslim, makes it more funny.
😂😂
That's why it's a skit cause men are not golddiggers in real life . While women ohhh . I have a specific line for them - ALL WOMEN ARE GOLD- DIGGERS , some are better in hiding the shovel. There are hundreds of thousands of women across multiple youtube channels admitting to marrying a man for gis money and then divorcing him . MODERN DAY LEECH WOMEM FOR YOU .😂
@@priscadjallo6959 Him being a Muslim, makes it more funny. You know the Grooming Gangs. 😂😂
@@paritybit3526*Arab. It’s not a Muslim surname, it’s just regular Arabic.
Clark is thinking if he dated a minor. He's not sure at first, but then he remembered! 😂
Ha! I saw that too...
He's like "did I ever date when I was a kid?"
she a miner who mines for gold, in your fathers wallet.
Technically, most people have dated a minors, but only when they were also one lol 😂
🤣
Minor comcussion had on the floor dying xD
his voice is so calming
“Minor concussion” had me 😂😂😂😂
I guess he can officially say he dated a
*gold digger* 😉
The only gold digger that gonna give you gold not take it from you
😂
I always see this punchline coming from the start but this was a hilarious way of delivering it
😂😂...love this dad!!
plot twist: shes 15 and she told him shes a "gold digger" and he misunderstood
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT 😭😭😭😭😭
HHAHAHASHS LMAO
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭 I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did!!! You win! 😅😅😅
In this day and age, my heart smiled that Rudy and Clark respect age of consent and child labor laws.
Cocque*
in my country the age of consent is 14 and you can legally work at 16. 😂
how can u have sex w adults earlier than u can work :sob:@@pak3ton
The age of consent in my country is 15 and you can only work when you are 17.
Most of the 16 years old done school
@@pak3tonthat's disgusting. so they're saying 14 year old young girls can consent to sex with full grown adult men but can't even work. pure disgusting
Finally Clarke was later approved and recognized as part of the conversation 😂😂😂
Minor concussion got me 💀
Every scene the cat just gets more and more comfortable and more and more cute
i had to rewatch cuz i didn’t even notice 😭🖤 so cuuute
The way he makes us forget that "they" are the same person...He is brilliant ❤
I didn't realize until I read this comment lol
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Minor Concussion” I’m dieing here 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Minor concussion got me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Are you dense" 😂
"She haz a JOB"!
„are you dense?“
must be the funniest insult ive heard ina long time
People used to say that all the time my guy... how old are you?
@@disgustof-riley8338 im bosnian from switzerland, i dont live in english speaking countries.
What??? 😳
😂😂😂😂😂i didn't get it until the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Minimum ma minimum, minor concussion 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂u made my day