Donall and Conall Meet the Mormon Missionaries

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  • Our fifth century Irish peasant friends are slightly skeptical about Mormonism's claim to be the one true church.
    For Donall and Conall's first appearance, go here: • St. Patrick's Bad Anal...
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  • @michaelrex6948
    @michaelrex6948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    You forgot to mention how that if the True Church ceased to exist, that means the gates of hell prevailed against It- which Christ explicitly promised would not happen.

    • @somebodyelseathome
      @somebodyelseathome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Michael Rex Very good point. Sometimes the answer is front of us. Just got to look for it. God bless you. :)

    • @michaelrex6948
      @michaelrex6948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      somebodyelseathome
      One similar point. By the same logic, Lutherans can't be the True Church, because they didn't exist until the 16th century.
      Pax,
      A Latin-Rite Catholic.

    • @Colossians2v8
      @Colossians2v8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      By the same logic, roman catholicism cannot be the True Church since it didn't exist for hundreds of years after Christ.
      The True Church is the wheat among the tares, the sheep among the goats. God knows His own, and His sheep hear His voice. Your man-made institution is decrepit and has ordered assassinations on heads of state, toasted the devil, and killed born again Christians through the centuries as "heretics", it is drunk with the blood of the saints (The REAL saints, not some roman approved roster of dark age nobel prize winners)

    • @michaelrex6948
      @michaelrex6948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I have news for you. Christ Himself founded the Catholic Church. "Roman Catholic" (or "Latin Catholic") is merely a Rite of the Church (albeit, the preeminent Rite, founded by HH St. Peter).
      So, no- by my logic, far from the Catholic Church being excluded from possibility, the only Church that has a possibility of being Christ's Church is the Catholic Church.
      Oh- and just so you know, the term "Catholic Church" was in use at least as early as the second century, and likely as early as the A.D. 60s (or slightly before). ...not exactly "hundreds of years after Christ".

    • @Colossians2v8
      @Colossians2v8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Michael Rex
      Your church membership will not save you, the Only Way is Jesus, who said "I AM the Way" The True Church is the body of Christ, the Bride of Christ, the wheat among the weeds, the sheep among the goats. Stop idolizing your vain culture and tradition and cling to the hem of His garment in repentance.

  • @Gjergji311
    @Gjergji311 10 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    A Mormon ad showed up on this video. Oh, the irony.

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rather than asking why there are so many Mormon ads, shouldn't we instead be asking why there are so few Catholic and Protestant ads?

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrBenMcLean Because you don't need to advertise if people already know the value you possess.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ObjectsInMotion great. You want some?

    • @addy_animates484
      @addy_animates484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @AndreCrema97
      @AndreCrema97 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Did you know that the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints actually took a full page ad in the Book of Mormon Broadway show?
      A show fully dedicated to mock the entire thing.

  • @TheDab1974
    @TheDab1974 10 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    As a Christian from the North Of Ireland this is hilarious whilst still making a serious point. Well done guys still laughing my legs off. Please give us some more of these two Irish Brethren lol.

    • @CarolusInciusEtScoti
      @CarolusInciusEtScoti ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poblacht na hÉireann? no Tuiscart Éireann?

    • @ArtificerOfWar
      @ArtificerOfWar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      imagine this could this be a silly but educational way to put heretics in their places!!!!!

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    EVERYONE IS PATRICK. ACCEPT IT.

    • @DerMelodist
      @DerMelodist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I Patrick. You Patrick. He, She, Me Patrick. Patrick. Patrick Wing.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like everyone down under is Bruce.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not robot. He is a drum machine.
      th-cam.com/video/PhUO6FZoJJk/w-d-xo.html

    • @addy_animates484
      @addy_animates484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good job Patrick!
      You finally got it down Patrick!

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Somebody should make a movie about the disciple whom Jesus loved and how he wonders the wildernesses of north America and is sometimes mistaken for Big Foot.

    • @alfonsocorral9022
      @alfonsocorral9022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i know this comment is old but it would be a great movie make leo DiCaprio john the baptist it would be similar to the revenant lol

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yes it is completely absurd to think that a messenger from God may interene in events in people's lives. I mean, that would be a miracle, and we know those are impossible.

    • @loqutor
      @loqutor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for showing that you have no credibility regarding LDS theology.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John the Baptist is more a missing link like Sasquatch than John the revelator. No Jesus & his disciples are still of men, with the Savior is redeemed to His eternal perfection.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that John is not dead is in the gospel of John. Make fun of the New Testament and stop making fun of Mormons. Mormons did not make it up.

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I can't wait to meet Brothers Donall and Conall in the Kingdom of God!

  • @therealsimdan
    @therealsimdan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Donall and Conall need their own youtube channel.

  • @seamuskennefick7692
    @seamuskennefick7692 9 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Hey, I tip my hat to the Mormons for their charity, but I think we should have a discussion with them about their beliefs.

    • @mr.modern4419
      @mr.modern4419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Seamus Kennefick their charity is focused mainly on their own members and it pales to other organizations and churches like the Catholic Church.

    • @alicecoupons
      @alicecoupons 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Seamus Kennefick they give 0.7% yearly for the poor..cheap bastards!!

    • @mr.modern4419
      @mr.modern4419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don Ormsby They do nothing compared to what Catholic and protestant charities do. Especially when you consider the LDS's net worth. Where is their nationwide health network helping the sick and poor? Oh, there is no profit in it!!! The LDS helps only those they want to prey on. The LDS owns hotels, shopping centers and video production houses, but nothing to help the sick and indigent. LDS prophets are all about the PROFIT!!!

    • @mr.modern4419
      @mr.modern4419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don Ormsby Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Mormons use welfare like drug dealers use free drugs to get people hooked. As far as the net worth of the church, I don't have an exact figure because the LDS is as secret as the Costra Nostra but you can look up the value of LDS holdings like the Marriott Hotel chain, Bonneville productions and get a pretty good idea. When you figure dollars per member with a true estimate of around 9 million members, not 14 million as advertised, the LDS do more than hold their own. Still there are no LDS hospitals. Mormons do nothing without strings attached, especially with their own members. I know too well, first hand.

    • @mr.modern4419
      @mr.modern4419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don Ormsby WRONG. That so called chain of hospitals was only 3. But they don't have them any more, the weren't profitable. Face it pal, as far as charity is concerned, the LDS have missed the bus compared to other faiths. Its sad that you have to make excuses for your church's poor showing in helping anyone but a Mormon, and you don't do that very well either. My Mormon friends say their ward is more interested in getting their 10% than anything else. That leaves the LDS lots of room for improvement. Why don't you look into it.

  • @bibchr
    @bibchr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Except they'd insist on being called ELDER Kyle and ELDER Trevor, or ELDER Patrick, or whatever.

    • @stevenator0281
      @stevenator0281 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel J. Phillips "Elder" is an office of the Priesthood of the Church. It is conferred when a worthy male turns eighteen. It is the first office of the Melchizedek Priesthood. The other branch is the Aaronic Priesthood.

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello, my name is Elder Price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book.

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not all Latter Day Saints treat priesthood offices as ranks progressed through based on ages. In the RLDS church and its derivatives, ordination to the priesthood may or may not follow at any above a certain typical minimum age, and becoming an elder does not necessarily follow from becoming a deacon or priest.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrBenMcLean did you know, Alice Cooper's grandfather was the RLDS leader 60 years ago?

    • @williamtyson3401
      @williamtyson3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont you mean PATRICK Patrick?

  • @AGreenSquidKid
    @AGreenSquidKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lutheran Satire is savage, Patrick

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Mormon, I agree.

    • @IanCarl37
      @IanCarl37 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Saint_nobody Please leave that false cult brother, I hope you will reject that heresy

  • @stevenespinosa1802
    @stevenespinosa1802 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Please, oh please keep Donall and Conall as regulars!

  • @davidstanley6041
    @davidstanley6041 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just watched it with the English captions on. Looks like youtube still can't tell what Donall and Conall are saying.

  • @ElwinRansom1
    @ElwinRansom1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I felt a burning in my bosom after watching this. :)

    • @jbspencer77
      @jbspencer77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Must have been heartburn...

    • @Godhumbledme
      @Godhumbledme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was heatburn :)

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that's completely absurd, but pentacostals spouting random syllables and rolling around on the floor isn't?

    • @zacktheexception1198
      @zacktheexception1198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Benjamin McLean they both are 🤣

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burning of the bosom is from Luke 24:32. The amazing ignorance of anti Mormons.

  • @jacob_tabor15
    @jacob_tabor15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bruh 1:28 - 1:40 caught me so off guard that I literally could not stop laughing for like 2 and a half minutes

  • @sjbrooks3
    @sjbrooks3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Please make more Donall and Conall videos.

  • @sre58
    @sre58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    ROFL. I love this. Cults never think they are cults. But when you rewrite the Bible and don't look at the historical accuracy of it you can believe anything I guess.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So ignorant. Unbelievable. Mormons are not stupid. You are not even close to what they believe.

    • @LarsPallesen
      @LarsPallesen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would seem you can also believe anything when you DO believe the Bible is historically accurate. Do we need to go over Genesis again to get my point across?

    • @SaneTheBro
      @SaneTheBro ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LarsPallesen Genesis is true. Everything in Genesis happened

    • @j0hn4th4nd03
      @j0hn4th4nd03 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LarsPallesen please go over Genesis again and make your point. Because I think you have no real point.

  • @onenarrowdoor
    @onenarrowdoor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Official meet and greet" - lol

  • @johnsmallberries3476
    @johnsmallberries3476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These never get old!

  • @llanesnick2490
    @llanesnick2490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Donall and Conall meet John Calvin!

  • @HighWideandHandsome
    @HighWideandHandsome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just now realized that the intro music is "I Bind Unto Myself Today"...

  • @Lithilic
    @Lithilic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never knew about this little nugget of their theology. Another feather in my cap. The quip at the end was great.

  • @jordancookie7864
    @jordancookie7864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Galatians 1:8
    8 But even if we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel to you than what we have preached to you, let him be accursed.

    • @jordancookie7864
      @jordancookie7864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** To make it simple The gospel, or Good news is very simple. Humans beings broke God's law; God being both just and loving wanted to release human being from their sins but cannot let people off the hook, that would be unjust. To reconcile the entire world of their sins God begot Jesus to be perfect and a just sacrifice for the whole world's sins. John:3:16 By having a perfect sacrifice God can redeem every human being who accepts this gift and becomes born again.John 3:3

    • @jordancookie7864
      @jordancookie7864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Isn't that why Jesus said to preach the gospel? Certainly those willing to be saved can be, but first they need to know who Jesus was and the meaning of the Gospel. How can Jehovah be responsible for sin? Is that the strawman arguement where he created Satan and then Satan fell?

    • @jordancookie7864
      @jordancookie7864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you do use that God made satan and satin became evil deal? That's like saying you raise a child in a loving perfect environment and they go do something bad that is somehow the parent's fault. That is not logic, that is freewill.

    • @jordancookie7864
      @jordancookie7864 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** How can one totaly ensure obidience and loyalty from their soldiers in battle? The way I see it is as long as there is freewill nad conciousness involved there is no way to ensure loyalty. Even people in great power were killed by those he trusted like ceaser he was stabbed to death in the Roman Senate on March 15th, 44 BC. I'm sure you know the story. No amount of discipline or respect can stop someone's pride, as is the case with Satan and his fall. Yahweh being Just wouldn't make the Angels all obidient slave zombies and gave them free will, just like human beings. If you can quote sun tzu can I quote spiderman? with great power comes great responsibility. If we have the power to choose I would expect a Just God to hold our decisions under a microscope because we have much responsibility. I'm assuming you are an ex christian or possibly an atheist, however I pray to Jehovah for your spirit. I'm sure it isn't what you want to hear, but it is NEVER too late to turn back to faith in God.

    • @jordancookie7864
      @jordancookie7864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I know that very sin. I too thought I was unsaved because of it, however it is not what you think. There is no unforgiveable sin. I thought I blasphemed the holy spirirt by calling it profanity. however, Mark 3:28 states: Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
      It is unequivocally clear that the one unforgivable sin is permanently rejecting Christ (John 3:18; 3:36). Thus, speaking against the Holy Spirit is equivalent to rejecting Christ with such finality that no future repentance is possible. 'My spirit shall not always strive with man,' God said long ago (Genesis 6:3).

  • @kirbykazoo
    @kirbykazoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It just struck me today that the music in all the Donall and Conall videos sounds like "I Bind unto Myself Today."

  • @BobSnyderSnyderssoapbox
    @BobSnyderSnyderssoapbox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Love it! These two imaginary characters are a brilliant idea. Keep up the good work. Like someone else mentioned do one for the JW's, SDA's, and RCC.

  • @revadpowell
    @revadpowell 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I need more a yer satire, Patrick. I jus' can't keep goin' about wit out it. Just what we need, more wit in da Church, Patrick!

  • @toobfunnybunny
    @toobfunnybunny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Perhaps the best D and C video ever. Ever ever. I love these guys, and the Hans Fiene guy who makes them up.

  • @arachnophilegrrl
    @arachnophilegrrl 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Truly Brilliant. I'll never tire of Donall and Conall ;)

  • @frankrodriguez2332
    @frankrodriguez2332 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos and great points .

  • @sirmayse1545
    @sirmayse1545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The wit and attitude cracks me up

  • @johnsmallberries3476
    @johnsmallberries3476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I freakin' love these!

  • @jeremebernier6374
    @jeremebernier6374 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great stuff! The Bad Subtitles one is still the best!

  • @CD0722
    @CD0722 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Christian who believes all believers of ANY denomination are part of the body of Christ, I have thought and prayed often when it comes to Mormons and Jehovah witnesses. We are told to love the sinner and hate the sin. With that in mind I have realized it is there doctrines I do not like, not their actual members.

    • @JohnSmith-ky4wp
      @JohnSmith-ky4wp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daniel Williamson "We are told to love the sinner and hate the sin" by Gandhi, not Christ. Just a bit of clarification.

    • @aaroncarlson1162
      @aaroncarlson1162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Start by recognizing them, not as Christians denominations but as false religions… You know why? Because I wouldn't tell you to do the same with Roman Catholicism...
      It's because they don't believe in the Trinity, the hypostatic union (two natures of Christ), and they reject all decisions of the ancient church councils and spit on the writings of the fathers...
      That's what makes someone, or at least someone's denomination "Christian".
      That means that Roman Catholics, Lutherans, Eastern Orthodox, Reformed Protestants, Anglicans, American Evangelicals (at least for now)... Are all Christian.

  • @FranciscoHernandez-sv2sx
    @FranciscoHernandez-sv2sx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love You Jesus.

  • @alexreams1060
    @alexreams1060 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "We'll convert as soon as he does."
    ZING.

    • @codiserville593
      @codiserville593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Reams the Mormon claim is that Jesus's Apostles and Mormons are the same faith. Both are The church of Christ

  • @custersword7746
    @custersword7746 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is great stuff. My only request is that you put all voices in both ears, but if you want to have them at different levels in each one, that would give a similar effect that is less jarring.

  • @TheSergio1021
    @TheSergio1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is something so funny about the phrase "freshly rebooted apostolic roster"

  • @annaroper5023
    @annaroper5023 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    oh i love this! I can't wait to see more! You guys should do on on the jehovah's witnesses! :D

  • @rev.b.ryngksai
    @rev.b.ryngksai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Really Patrick!

  • @MrLittlelawyer
    @MrLittlelawyer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome, and the Donall and Conall are just to hilarious. Great video!

  • @kvelez
    @kvelez ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:15
    HAHA, Patrick, haha.
    1:00
    Hahaha, Patrick.
    1:44
    Interesting note.

  • @RandomActivities
    @RandomActivities 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where can I find the music?

  • @arachnophilegrrl
    @arachnophilegrrl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the point here is that The Book of Mormon is not considered scripture. Sorry but that's kind of the Elephant in the room.
    Not to mention all those armored elephants that supposedly ran around North America.
    I love my LDS friends but we are not siblings of faith.

  • @lynigirl1956
    @lynigirl1956 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love all of you wonderful Lutherns❤❤❤😊😊😊

  • @leifewald5117
    @leifewald5117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This should be called Donnal and Connal ROAST the Mormons

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did not roast the Mormons. They used straw men. Type in salvation Fair Mormon if you want an intellectual rebuttal. I doubt very much that the Missouri synod could send out 100,000 missionaries. They are missionaries not theologians. Go to Fair Mormon if you want Mormon theologians. Pick on somebody your own size.

  • @austintucker394
    @austintucker394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Mormonism teaches that God the father was once human like us, was created by another god ( who is one of trillions of gods) had to work his way up to godhood, and that we can become gods ourselves if we do everything right. I know this cause I used to be a mormon.
    Anyways your next video should be about that.

    • @grantbartley483
      @grantbartley483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can I work my way up to being a Patrick?

    • @Eraktab
      @Eraktab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol there's no way that's true :') Please tell me that's a joke

    • @austintucker394
      @austintucker394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Eraktab I wish it was

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus said you are gods. So I guess he was not Christian, he was closer to Mormons. They wanted to kill him for saying this so obviously he was not talking about judges as lame Protestants claim.

    • @austintucker394
      @austintucker394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iloveutah5584 Jesus wasn't being literal when he quoted that verse from Psalms.
      It was using it to make a point

  • @docwallacemusic
    @docwallacemusic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This week, a very young girl I had never met before kept addressing me as Patrick. . . coincidence? Hans, do you, Donall, and Conall have East Coast minions?

  • @mathewswapp7156
    @mathewswapp7156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love these guys

  • @grond21
    @grond21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please PLEASE make more!

  • @ehudsdagger5619
    @ehudsdagger5619 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unfortunately, Donall and Conall teach more sound theology than a plethora of pulpits all across my land...

  • @TheLutheranSatire
    @TheLutheranSatire  10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So does St John get CCed on emails to the Quorum?

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. But they always wind up in the spam box. Plus, through no fault of his own, he's locked out of his email. Besides, he rarely checked such anyways, being busy and all with the "tap dancing on the yak manure".
      On a more personal note, I found your channel through a discord server wherein nearly everyone hates me simply because I'm a Mormon. But they can all fuck off, your shit is funny and this video in particular does cause me to think some. Which is great.
      Enough rambling on though. God love you, sir. Keep the jokes coming!

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter James and JOHN gave the priesthood and the Apostleship to Joseph Smith. Look the bible implies that Jesus was going to let John not die. You can interpret it either way but Mormons did not make it up. It is in the bible.

    • @xnihilo1044
      @xnihilo1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iloveutah5584 So...if you believe he is still alive, where is he and what's he doing? Why isn't he part of the twelve?

  • @warrencrosby4787
    @warrencrosby4787 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hilarious! and great work!

  • @poutama16
    @poutama16 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is awesome!!

  • @AZNBOOM808
    @AZNBOOM808 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL i love these two XD

  • @jessicaw9937
    @jessicaw9937 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    make more with donal and conal

  • @Vintage_Recreations
    @Vintage_Recreations 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! I regularly watch Shawn McCraney on Heart of the Matter and I had never heard of this gem. Lutheran Satire rocks!

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot to mention that when Shawn offered to criticize Catholics and Protestants on TV the TV pulled the plug. You see Catholics and Protestants cant handle the truth. Just like Democrats.

  • @TwitchyThelogian
    @TwitchyThelogian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can someone tell me where the song at the end comes from? I like it

  • @craigsarton8076
    @craigsarton8076 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would love to see one addressing Jehovah Witnesses. Keep up the good work.

  • @iloveutah5584
    @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok not sure if you are going to appreciate this or not, but I was a Mormon missionary in Minnesota and so there were tons of Lutherans there. After my mission I went to St. Thomas and obtained a degree. I could not understand Lutherans until I got a Catholic degree. Being a Mormon, I did not understand the context. So I moved back to Utah and took the small catechism from a Missouri synod Lutheran pastor. Here is the deal. Missouri synod Lutherans can be really smart and some of them really know their bibles, but to be honest God has chosen the Mormons. The spirit is obvious. At least for me. But hey thanks for these videos they really brought back memories and being smart is not a bad thing, but you need the spirit also. Peace be unto you.

  • @DarthBobCat
    @DarthBobCat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd never heard of this... wow. Just wow.

  • @haydongonzalez-dyer2727
    @haydongonzalez-dyer2727 ปีที่แล้ว

    Need more content

  • @1Nida
    @1Nida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amen! As an ex-Mo, I approve this message 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @xzyxmy
    @xzyxmy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey, Patrick, I just met the Mormons and asked the same question and got exactly the same answer~~you know, he just cannot show up~~~~

    • @modernezra
      @modernezra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      On top of that, it also means that in 1800 years, the Apostle John either never shared the Gospel, or no one accepted the Gospel.

    • @CoolKarateMan
      @CoolKarateMan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      modernezra very interesting insight

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is because you were talking to two ignorant boys. If you want Mormon intellectualism then go type in your question end it with Fair Mormon. BYU has intellectuals that are peer reviewed. The correct answer is we are saved from eternal Hell but just because we are saved or rescued from Hell does not mean we do not receive different rewards or kingdoms, or bodies, or heavens ect. It is in Corinthians 15. You can interpret it differently but Mormons did not make it up. It is in the bible. Just depends on what verses you choose to quote and string together.

    • @davidturner1079
      @davidturner1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iloveutah5584 None of those verses say anything about multiple heavens, multiple kingdoms, or relate to why the Apostle John can't just show up.

  • @ThePattersonPod
    @ThePattersonPod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, that ending!

  • @LukasPrimeEdition
    @LukasPrimeEdition 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they sound like a grown up version of Dexter, from Dexter's Laboratory xD i love it!

  • @chrisepperson5597
    @chrisepperson5597 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    See, what I've also found is that supposedly a battle took place in New York a long time ago in the book of Mormon. Mormon was Moroni's father who was in the battle. Except here's the rub. No connections linguistically or through bloodline actually place the American Indian to Judaism. And if you want to place a small group of Indians to connect with the Jews then it's simply not what Moroni told Joseph Smith. So you have 3 options, Moroni didn't exist. Or he lied to Joseph Smith or Joseph Smith made a mistake in saying the Native Americans were descendants of Lamanites.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Epperson Of course, there is the question of whether that's Mormon doctrine, or whether it's just custom or tradition.
      But somehow I'm willing to bet Smith didn't have multilayer distinctions for the spew he spewed.

    • @chrisepperson5597
      @chrisepperson5597 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChesterKhan Plus there's one more issue, MAJOR issue. In Luke 13:33, Jesus says that it is "impossible" for a prophet to die outside Jerusalem. Joseph Smith died where?

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Epperson I think you took that one out of context.
      Did Daniel die in Jerusalem, for example?
      Also, I believe it was spoken ironically, rather than literally. I seem not to be alone:
      biblehub.com/commentaries/luke/13-33.htm

    • @chrisepperson5597
      @chrisepperson5597 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are 9 prophets never called Navi in Hebrew. Navi means prophet.
      1. Hosea
      2. Joel
      3. Amos
      4. Obadiah
      5. Jonah
      6. Micah
      7. Nahum
      8. Zephaniah
      9. Malachi
      In the Babylonian Talmud, Daniel is not considered a prophet. If you consider them an authority.
      So it is safe for me to say that Jerusalem has killed all the prophets. 
      However, I just learned something new. Thank you, BTW I love the quote by GK Chesterton, the modern revolutionist.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Epperson
      Me, too. So much wisdom in so fat and happy a man. :-P
      Unfortunately, my friend, you're hamstringing yourself here. So the Talmud doesn't include Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel (who died in Babylon), or any of the other major prophets as prophets? Very perceptive of them.
      Besides, we have no obligation to follow the counsels of Jews - especially since the church was doing its own thing by the time the Talmud was composed (c 500 AD). Only 50 years before we were discussing the nature of Christ at the Council of Chalcedon.
      Actually, in point of fact, we were using a different version of Scriptures - the Greek LXX, not the Hebrew. Jesus quoted from that version, as did Paul and all the Apostles in their letters and exhortations. Nothing special. No different from quoting the KJV or the RSV or the NIV nowadays. The Jews went back to using the Hebrew, in protest against the Christian Church.
      Or, consider the parable of the wicked tenants, in Matthew's Gospel: www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+21%3A33-41&version=RSVCE
      Just as the Jews killed their own prophets - from Cain to Korah, from Saul to Jeroboam. So they went on to kill the Prophet of Prophets, the King of Kings, the Priest of Priests.

  • @peppygurl7044
    @peppygurl7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There are reasons I left the Mormons

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you're weak minded? Cool story sister. Come on back.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I left the Mormons too. Then I realized the other religions and philosophies, and organizations were worse. I came back to the Mormons. Hope you found something that works for you. I found out that others were more full of it then Mormons so I came back.

    • @peppygurl7044
      @peppygurl7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iloveutah5584 Thank you for the sentiment! I am now a Roman Catholic and find a lot of peace. I hope you are finding peace as well.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peppygurl7044 Thank you. If I were not a Mormon, I would be a Roman Catholic, or Greek Orthodox. I have a college degree from the University of St. Thomas. I am kind of a Catholic Mormon. Probably makes no sense but I really find a lot of truth in both. God bless you.

  • @ArtisticLayman
    @ArtisticLayman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was awesome!

  • @otaviomio2887
    @otaviomio2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not to mention, how did "the one true Church" cease to exist "after the death of the Apostles" if St. John never died?

  • @PeterWhiteheadViola
    @PeterWhiteheadViola 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Yes, the dark knight rises was a compelling story, but let's get back to John the Evangelist" 😂

  • @jeffcolt9185
    @jeffcolt9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think you need to make one of these videos on the Jehovah's Witnesses

  • @thesaroscycle_archive
    @thesaroscycle_archive ปีที่แล้ว

    1:09 I love this line

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Donall and Conall are treasures XD

  • @MegaBatman1973
    @MegaBatman1973 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a former life long Mormon, now LCMS Lutheran, this is the best! The Batman reference at the end was brilliant!

    • @fooser77
      @fooser77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Steven Not that bright are you? Especially sporting that pentagram ..

    • @fooser77
      @fooser77 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Steven You really want to go there? Okay, you asked for it..
      Acts 7:42-50 J.B. Phillips New Testament (PHILLIPS)
      41-43 In those days they even made a calf, and offered sacrifices to their idol. They rejoiced in the work of their own hands. So God turned away from them and left them to worship the Host of Heaven, as it is written in the book of the prophets, ‘Did you offer me slaughtered animals and sacrifices during forty years in the wilderness, O house of Israel? Yes, you took up the tabernacle of Moloch, and the star of your god Remphan, images which you made to worship; and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.’
      Pay special attention here to "tabernacle of Moloch" and "the STAR of Remphan." This represents WORSHIP of a symbol. The Star of Remphan (an Egyptian god and idol) is the pentagram. Ask any scholar you like. Any scholar that attempts to refute this, is incompetent. Ask a witch. Ask a Luciferian. Ask a Satanist (especially within a circle, inverted or not). [1] Those that try to equate the Star of David, a six pointed star. with the Star of Remphan, five points, five in the Hebrew, the number representing death. They are mistaken. If they persist in their mistake, then they certainly pine to be among the incompetent.
      Do your own research genius. I have consulted with a former Satanist on this. That is the Church of Satan. Anton Lavey, standing with this individual, presenting him with his certificate of membership. Oh, this individual is no longer a Satanist, a witch, a high elder of the Temple of the LDS, a 90th degree Memphis Rite Freemason, an old Roman Church priest, an actual vampire. No, I'm not making up a single thing here. Verify all this for yourself. That is, if you can ..
      -------------
      [1] "As above, so below." What happens to a pentalpha in a reflection pool?

    • @fooser77
      @fooser77 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      A FORMER satanist moron! Why don't you look up Bill Schnoebelen. Why don't YOU look up Anthony "Jessy" LaVey. That would be the son of Anton LaVey. There is a recording of him describing what happened to him, at a very early age, during a satanic ritual. He describes who was also there. Some very high level people in today's society. He has filed an affidavit to this effect. Do you know what an affidavit is? Seriously, utube should not allow 12 years old to comment. You are way too short for this ride.

    • @MegaBatman1973
      @MegaBatman1973 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, Mike and Fooser, glad you 2 are keeping things civil.

  • @BenjaminMankowski
    @BenjaminMankowski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You sure you're not Catholic? I'm getting a lot more Catholic sounding content from Donall and Conall cartoons than from many of the Protestantized celebrity Catholic clerics out there.

    • @raymondsaint4156
      @raymondsaint4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lutherans are Catholics that were kicked out of Rome. Martin Luther didn't start his own church, he was kicked out

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raymondsaint4156 Well not exactly. Luther insisted everybody had to agree with his interpretation of scripture. In essence he wanted more power than the Pope. He was so convinced that he was right and everybody else was wrong. Only Luther could interpret the bible. Luther meant well. So did Oliver Cromwell, but dictatorship is wrong be it by Calvin, Luther, a Pope, Cromwell ect. I am Mormon but I believe there are times the Prophet is too dictatorial. There have been times that our Apostles have had to tell the Prophet no. I wish there were more checks and balances but at least the Apostle can veto the Prophet.

    • @raymondsaint4156
      @raymondsaint4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iloveutah5584
      I'm guessing you learned about Luther via Roman sources lol
      Also, go read the Athanasian Creed

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raymondsaint4156 Mormon, Catholic, ELCA, Missouri Synod and Secular.

    • @raymondsaint4156
      @raymondsaint4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iloveutah5584 have you read the Athanasian Creed yet?

  • @ChaChaDancin
    @ChaChaDancin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Also you could point to the “three Nephites” who are also allegedly still alive, and are also “apostles” from the church Jesus established in ancient America. They have never shown up in Salt Lake City either….

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Couldn’t be bothered with a meet n greet. 🥲😅😂🤣🤣
    We’re going full Monty Hall. 😂

  • @jhitt79
    @jhitt79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They wouldn't give their first names. The call themselves "elder"

  • @Bearkiller777
    @Bearkiller777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL! That's funny. I've been trying to have a discussion with 2 mormon missionaries about faith they do a lot of backpeddling when you corner them into a wall so this is pretty accurate about that.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mormon missionaries are not theologians. Go to Fair Mormon if you want to intellectualize. Missionaries are sales people. They are not intellectuals.

  • @ChaChaDancin
    @ChaChaDancin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a former Mormon, that. Was. Awesome! Lol

  • @thehistorybounder
    @thehistorybounder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live in Utah and you bet I will call the next missionary I see Patrick, and go off on him in an Irish accent

  • @Deschmarquezproducti
    @Deschmarquezproducti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Kyle and Bryce strike me as very Mormon names, makong this funnier.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Common Mormon last names are Christiansen, Jensen, Hansen, Sorensen, Lund, this is because a lot of Danish people converted to the Mormon church in about 1850 to 1880 about 40000. Now Mormons are all over the world but if you are talking about Mormons who are descended from the pioneers it is mostly Western English, America, Denmark, and Tonga. That is where the earliest Mormons came from.

  • @matthew15604
    @matthew15604 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol this is probably my favorite one.

  • @MafiosoGodot
    @MafiosoGodot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Come ONNNN Patrick!
    Get your story together Patrick!

  • @brycelandon6387
    @brycelandon6387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What? One of the missionaries is named Bryce? O.O

  • @Robinfuckable
    @Robinfuckable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was Hilarious

  • @drahcir1647
    @drahcir1647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should do this for Jehovah's Witnesses

    • @kirjian
      @kirjian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Done :)

  • @SantaFe19484
    @SantaFe19484 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If a Mormon sees this video, it might give them some ideas, like how to come up with a better sounding response to this question even though it will be ridiculous.

  • @MrBenMcLean
    @MrBenMcLean หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think I largely agree with LutheranSatire on this one. His other video about Mormonism I strongly disagreed with, but he's mostly correct here. And I'm a Latter Day Saint myself. (just not a member of the Mormon chruch)

  • @JamesJardin
    @JamesJardin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bravo fellas! lol

  • @BronzeLincolns81
    @BronzeLincolns81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Mormon.... The second 'm' is silent.

    • @LukasPrimeEdition
      @LukasPrimeEdition 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol xD

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gay, you are.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually Mormons are very educated. You might try Jeff Lindsay, Kerry Muhlstein, Fair Mormon. Mormons have more scholars than Missouri Synod Lutherans.

  • @ikesteroma
    @ikesteroma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You got almost all of it wrong except the bicycle helmets, so...
    ...no hard feelings.

    • @iloveutah5584
      @iloveutah5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes very ignorant of Mormons.

  • @TheFamily1309
    @TheFamily1309 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    great!

  • @ascilon
    @ascilon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mocking the Mormons' claim that the Church ceased to exist and then went back to life in the 19th century is a funny thing to say for people who basically believe it took a guy who lived in the 16th century to revive the early apostolic Church...

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ascilon Agreed. All Protestantism - except perhaps the Anglicans - is Restorationism.

    • @ascilon
      @ascilon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Well just read it as "any creed derived from Luther's reform" then.
      And yet again, Lutheranism also is the restoration of a falsehood. The Church depicted by Luther in his works never existed.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Protestantism refers to any group of Christians that left the Catholic Church - first in the 1500s or so, and then later - under the assumption that the Catholic Church was in error, and it was their job to rebuild the Church of Christ. They agreed to the term as much as anyone. Indeed, to this day, the Episcopalian Church - the closest thing to a Catholic-like sect among you rebels - refers to themselves as the "_Protestant_ Episcopal Church" in their own literature.
      So, it's not irrelevant. It's history. You left because you think Rome's wrong - even though there's NO historical grounding for ANY variety of Protestantism as it existed then or exists today. Anything that IS grounded in history died off - proving itself NOT to be Christ's prevailing teaching - or is already found in Catholicism and Orthodoxy.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Only an idiot or an ignoramus brings up "atrocities done in the name of God" to disprove religions - in whole, or in particular.
      Adam disobeyed God, and wrought original sin for all of us. Should we all quit the human race because our forefather was a sinner? Should we quit the Abrahamic covenant because Abraham knew Hagar, and that was not God's plan? Should we quit the Faith because Judas, an apostle, betrayed Christ?
      Don't you dare, ever, as a means of attacking ANY church, the question of "atrocities". That's how atheists talk and think. And I'm sure we both agree they're idiots. _So be as wise as a serpent,_ lest you become one.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      No. You're just an idiot. That has nothing to do with your salvation. You might still be saved. But it won't be by the brain God gave you, which, being the gift of God, is an ordinary and salutary means of salvation (in conjunction, of course, with baptism and the other sacraments).
      Once again, if you're going to play the "these people hurt other Christians" card, you're playing a very easy to ignore move, considering Protestants - _of which you prove yourself to be one more and more every minute_ - also committed atrocities against Catholics. And, of course, Adam and Eve committed THE atrocity against God. So you may as well leave the human species if atrocities = flee this group like the plague.
      You seem to have a dogma, yourself, that dogma does not matter. I guess you never heard of the Seven Ecumenical Councils, or about closed communion, which occurred well into the 1900s, even between Protestants, even in America? Your distaste for dogma in general is a novelty, without basis. Calvin, Zwingli, Melancthon, and Luther, for whom you owe much credit, were also dogmatists, you know.

  • @GregAitchison
    @GregAitchison 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Kind of ironic to hear talk about the "one, true church" from a denomination which began in the 16th century...

    • @kieranbako7362
      @kieranbako7362 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Greg Aitchison I think thats kind of the point. John Smith brought back the true church apparently because all the others were corrupt.

    • @augustokonrad3572
      @augustokonrad3572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Greg Aitchison According to lutheranism, the "one, true church" is all (trinitarian) christians

    • @mr.modern4419
      @mr.modern4419 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +K Bako if the true church died out that means the the holy ghost must have died too! Is that what you are saying?

    • @kieranbako7362
      @kieranbako7362 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mr.modern44 I am fairly certain that the mormons don't believe in the holy trinity. no holy ghost. Something about God having a physical body and living on the planet Kolob. The exact details are in the Book of Abraham.

    • @aaroncarlson1162
      @aaroncarlson1162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is true that the "Catholic" church was established by Christ and has existed since the beginning… However the Roman church (as distinct from the Eastern churches, the Lutheran churches, Reformed Protestant churches, and all other trinitarian church-bodies) is a specific DENOMINATION that evolved over time.
      I like Roman Catholicism, but when you claim that you are the entire church and everybody who's outside of you is outside of the church… It's just a silly is when some non-denominationals say: "we are not a denomination" - when it's obvious that they're just some hodgepodge between Baptist, Methodist and Pentecostal.

  • @MarcBienenfeld
    @MarcBienenfeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    please do Donnell and Connell meet the Chabad Rabbis

  • @SgtKOnyx
    @SgtKOnyx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the captions are just as bad!

  • @WhiteKillerRabbits
    @WhiteKillerRabbits 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hahaha this is a great, quick way to debunk Mormons. Jesus Christ was, is, and always will be the head of Protestant Christianity. Logical and historical.

    • @codiserville593
      @codiserville593 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elijah Olson Mormons teach that Christ is the head of the church

  • @The2012west
    @The2012west 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    sorry we're having a hard time hearing you benith your prophets mountainous continuity error!

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry, we haven't acknowledged your grievances with your spelling errors present.

  • @DaithiDublin
    @DaithiDublin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm actually looking from the outside in, AG, and armoured elephants isn't the strangest story I've heard (though totally preposterous, yes!).
    I've watched a few videos from this channel today and I kind of like the inter-religious satire. There's always room for humour. ;¬)

  • @2001BornAgain
    @2001BornAgain 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice!