Acquisitions Incorporated - PAX East 2016 D&D Game

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  • In this special PAX East live D&D game, we switched things up a bit by having Chris Perkins play while Mike Krahulik and Patrick Rothfuss take a turn in the Dungeon Master's chair!
    After returning from the Underdark, the heroes of Acquisitions Incorporated find themselves with some free time on their hands, and we take a closer look at what goes on in the office and in their home lives.
    You can download Mike and Patrick's adventures for free right now from the Dungeon Masters Guild!
    ISTAR Facilities by Patrick Rothfuss:
    www.dmsguild.co...
    How Not to Host a Murder by Mike Krahulik: www.dmsguild.co...
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  • @kyrridas1573
    @kyrridas1573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    short-sleeve shirt over a long-sleeve shirt...backwards baseball cap...graffiti font DnD logo...
    where is Chris' skateboard?!

    • @Br0teas
      @Br0teas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought he was gonna play "Brad" form that time they went to hell to save Aeofel! ("Hammerfell High School football team RULES")
      Looks like something he would wear.

    • @broken12smiles
      @broken12smiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Br0teas I honestly thought his name was Rad.

    • @brettd2308
      @brettd2308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@broken12smiles It was.

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By the bowl in Waterdeep skating park...

  • @aeliusursinius7278
    @aeliusursinius7278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Yknow, everyone is all Matt Mercer this and Matt Mercer that, Chris Perkins is still my fav celeb DM

    • @rem9466
      @rem9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Two years later and still got people agreeing sir

    • @slythpaw
      @slythpaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

    • @guille787
      @guille787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @broken12smiles
      @broken12smiles ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah and I really enjoy acquisitions incorporated Chris Perkins but I love Dice Camera Action Chris Perkins.

    • @AAAc33s
      @AAAc33s ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah, I love Matt don’t get me wrong, but Chris Perkins is the casual fun DM I learned so much from. Thank you Chris Perkins! Your games got me into DND and helped me be a decent DM!

  • @TheJackOfKnives
    @TheJackOfKnives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Anyone else notice Pat had the first two traps made, and the third was still under construction?
    Even he made a Kingkiller Chronicle joke.

    • @Argol228
      @Argol228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean that is kind of how I run as a GM because I don't run adventure paths/modules and general let my players have more freedom. which if you GM you know is essentially herding cats. so I just have bullet points and just run shit on the fly.

    • @DiceMasterChannel
      @DiceMasterChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Notice Pat saying:"Well, I don't have anything else to work on..." :D

    • @ratanatomy8929
      @ratanatomy8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In addition to the Scott joke at the start of his story :P

    • @ericdavis2145
      @ericdavis2145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pat is even wearing a shirt that references The Name of the Wind.

    • @xerowon3490
      @xerowon3490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5 years later.....

  • @vicentefernandez9084
    @vicentefernandez9084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Chris is so giggly playing Drizzt. Like he's constantly thinking "I always wanted to do this shit" :)

  • @athenawheatley1032
    @athenawheatley1032 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "how many scimitars do you have?"
    crowd: *laughs*
    "I have 2"
    crowd: *cheers*

  • @HighOverlordBeardo
    @HighOverlordBeardo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    i remember listening to penny-arcade podcasts from several years ago and hearing about mike's inexperience with the whole dungeons and dragons thing. it brings a smile to my face to see his confidence as a dm now.

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah, that's an important milestone achievement to keep in mind. he had no experience 2008~ and now he's running the show in front of thousands

    • @luckyswine
      @luckyswine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Krahulik was born to dm. He is fast as.

  • @customedge1
    @customedge1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I have played D&D for 25 years with the same guys, nearly every week we have played. These PAX series reminds me so much of us. Getting together to roll dice and have fun

    • @samanthapatrick4345
      @samanthapatrick4345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you guys still get together to play D&D from time to time

  • @lilbunnyprincess
    @lilbunnyprincess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I know nothing really about D&D, I've never in my life played but I'm wonderfully entertained by this video so far. So fucking funny.

    • @Wiromax3
      @Wiromax3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here, found them just last year. Binge watched all episodes! xD

    • @MrViking69
      @MrViking69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watching these videos is what made me start playing myself :)

    • @Doraphobic
      @Doraphobic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg me too man

    • @Erbunninja
      @Erbunninja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here man. I used to have this idea of what a DnD game was like, saw this, and realized I needed this in my life. lol. Been playing a couple games now and its a blast. Its all about finding a good group with the same idea.

    • @papyrus1797
      @papyrus1797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just here because stranger things

  • @BYOBando
    @BYOBando 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Still to this day, Mike having speak with dead result in a Jim based voicemail joke is the best thing ever. He was a great DM.

  • @CrzyLion
    @CrzyLion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    i look forward so much to these, its like a christmas that comes twice per year. Except chris is better than santa.

    • @sneakycreeper1482
      @sneakycreeper1482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Mike and Pat?

    • @CrzyLion
      @CrzyLion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SneakyCreeper148 and scott and jerry, it goes without saying ^^
      but as a new dm its chris i learn from during these.

    • @sneakycreeper1482
      @sneakycreeper1482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +CrzyLion oh yea

    • @wisdom_save
      @wisdom_save 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And now they're coming weekly. :DDD

    • @wisdom_save
      @wisdom_save 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tesla1attack Yeah this comment's pretty old you know.

  • @wisdom_save
    @wisdom_save 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    One of the best ones so far, constant laughs.

  • @justincrawford4505
    @justincrawford4505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "I'M LICENSED TO PERFORM FUNERALS!" Hahahahahahha

    • @mr.fantastic7756
      @mr.fantastic7756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Crawford Where is that?

    • @lionide138
      @lionide138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      john doe 1:34:23

    • @wraithTAS
      @wraithTAS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thought that would’ve had a better reaction lol.

  • @davidmartinez1481
    @davidmartinez1481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It sounds like Chris' Drizzt voice is based on an impression of R.A. Salvatore! lol

  • @chaddixon9764
    @chaddixon9764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love 2:21:25 when Scott just kills Chris. Chris legit can't lift his head up for like 10 seconds lol

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “…and scene” is the best and only response when even the DM is riffing on the gag

  • @DrFatihD
    @DrFatihD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Oh boy oh boy oh fucking boy

  • @jayjohnson7827
    @jayjohnson7827 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Acquisition, Acqui sish in, Binwin makin an incision with precision, choice cuts such that quality of buts fillet minion. Axe grip, tight as a pinion. And for women, dwarven stamina and a low center of gravita is a win/win. Jim from New Hamp gets em too damp. He ends friends, he turns pals into pyres with his unfriendly fire. Heater than a fever, hemoraghic, hark its tragic. But that's what your gettin' when he's spittin' that dark dark magik. Viari, a player like atari, shows that 'O' face, that van gogh face, like when a Knight gets starry. If thats your girl i'm sorry. And if that's your man well he don't give a damn, he came to party. Ominifus Dron, he of the limitless con, ill syllibus, sicker than the liquor i'm on. I'm the ribald, fly skald with the vanity plate that says 'Try Bald'. I give foes a trip to the maul, I flatten 'em, I turn gold into platinum. I'm reverent as a latin hymn. With holy fire I blacken 'em crisp, nothing left but a wisp and thick breeze. I give the slip to a lord of the crypt like 'Lich please'. I could regale with the tale of another great mission, but it's late and we must vacate this Acquisition. Good night.

  • @NudistNomad
    @NudistNomad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Mike did an excellent job as DM.

    • @FfejTball
      @FfejTball 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +CL Stewart So did Rothfuss. Perkins was sweating about losing his swords, then finally understood why/how everything worked out once they were fighting in that last part. Magical weapons would have made it short work, ESPECIALLY his weapons. It ended up being really well-balanced, I thought.

    • @DampeS8N
      @DampeS8N 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +FfejTball Rothfuss was obviously very nervous in the spotlight - who wouldn't be - and kept stumbling over the adventure. It really shows you how much being prepared with good notes and a good adventure can save your ass when you get flustered. You can always tell when a DM is overwhelmed by them resorting to base-stat rolls instead of skills. Anxiety removes your ability to think deeply about a problem.

    • @SuperWoodgod
      @SuperWoodgod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +William Brall I haven't watched the Rothfuss segment yet, but there's nothing wrong with just using ability checks depending on the situation, especially in 5e, and plenty of DMs use them. The skills don't cover every possible situation and not all players are going to be proficient in a particular skill anyway and would have to use their relevant ability check (though if a player does have a relevant skill proficiency they should point it out).

    • @DampeS8N
      @DampeS8N 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doctor Thaddeus Bodog Sivana Brevity doesn't equal negligence. Of course ability checks are fine if no skill represents that action properly. Maybe you should watch the video to see what I was talking about?

    • @SuperWoodgod
      @SuperWoodgod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      William Brall I've since completed the video and I might have missed something, but I only really noticed that he used a dexterity check for aiming and strength rolls to break stuff and escape from the cube, which seems perfectly fine to me. Most of the checks were for stuff like acrobatics, arcana, perception, etc. And again, using the base stats doesn't make any difference if a character isn't proficient in a skill anyway.
      Also, keep in mind that most them aren't expert 5e players and won't know much about the available skills apart from what's on their character sheets.

  • @cmanmaxwell
    @cmanmaxwell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Oh Jim, you've come so far, from your first roll to DM. They grow up so quick :'(

  • @oxylepy2
    @oxylepy2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "How did he catch a gelatinous cube?" I always assumed they came in a powdered form and you just add water.

  • @chemtrooper
    @chemtrooper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I have followed AI more faithfully over the years than I did Game of Thrones.

  • @laurabrown2982
    @laurabrown2982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I want to be Chris Perkins when I grow up! ^_^

    • @lucst-pierre6728
      @lucst-pierre6728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well dick joke aside ...😂 if you want to you can :)

    • @AceDRoses
      @AceDRoses 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no children , a dog AND plays D&D professionally and has a hobby, WITh THIS GUYS , who doesnt

    • @efcpepperjack
      @efcpepperjack 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      just without a weiner. zing! love how ya left it open, tho i went for the lowest tier so im somewhat sorry...but not really....love this paign btw. 3rd time watching for the players

  • @zeromancer-x
    @zeromancer-x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Chris: "I forgot he has advantage on everything."
    :D Truth!

  • @dvh5277
    @dvh5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mis Scott Kurtz. I miss this whole team. SO MUCH FUN!
    Over the teeth and through the gums
    Look out stomach here comes the battle axe.

  • @jovax0450
    @jovax0450 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    God damn it. Why are these always quieter than a mouse fart in a vacuum?

    • @JMXXL
      @JMXXL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Nick Mullins My guess is that their microphones dont have good background noise isolation

    • @jovax0450
      @jovax0450 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Spartasaurus Rex probably. Although, full disclosure, i AM trying to listen on mobile w/headphones so its not completely their fault, im just irritated because I don't want to wait till i get home to watch :/

    • @jovax0450
      @jovax0450 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *earbuds. Not real headphones

    • @Tygenja
      @Tygenja 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nick Mullins Never been quiet for me, might be your equipment?

    • @nyxkere1872
      @nyxkere1872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Nick Mullins PAX videos in general have shit audio quality. I've just learned to live with them like that and make sure I pay as close attention as possible to them so I don't miss any little word. I swear if ears could squint to hear things mine would be doing it every time I see any PAX related show from anyone lol

  • @Infradead
    @Infradead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Mike is a great DM. Weird experience watching these right through from his very first game in the original podcast.

  • @vampcinder7237
    @vampcinder7237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That was one of the most legendary things ever done on stage at the end there. Nice job Jerry.

  • @ProfPowerLine
    @ProfPowerLine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I would have like to see Chris play his own character.

    • @Bartoc1988
      @Bartoc1988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +ProfPowerLine What if Drizzt Do´Sue was his idea? :P

    • @nadrake1983
      @nadrake1983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Bartoc Do'Urden
      unless your going for a mary sue joke

    • @CardamomPods1
      @CardamomPods1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chris plays as a guest on Critical Role episode 55 (I assume it was his character, unless it was a character Mat Mercer made up)

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ProfPowerLine Yea, he didn’t play Drizzt very much at all... Guess it is his gm’s instinct of not stepping on the pleyer’s toes and/or thunder.

  • @zacharoninoodle
    @zacharoninoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    In our all-goblins game of D&D, my character was trapped in a cube, so a couple other guys used their volatile urine to dig a hole towards my mouth so I could breathe

    • @JLeary45acp
      @JLeary45acp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best day ever!

    • @BenjaminBattington
      @BenjaminBattington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What an elaborate justification for your fetish lol

  • @goobertsnoobert9015
    @goobertsnoobert9015 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    holy shit jim darkmagic as the DM. I seriously got so excited HOLY SHIT!

  • @BlueDavrial
    @BlueDavrial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That rhyme at the end was amazing. Nice job on him for memorizing that whole thing, and nice work with the rhyme itself too.

  • @Aceofheartless
    @Aceofheartless 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Acquisition
    Acquis-ition
    Binwin
    Making an incision with precision
    Choice cuts,
    such that quality abuts
    Fillet Minion
    Axe grip?
    Tight as a pinion
    And for women?
    Dwarven stamina
    plus a low center of gravita'
    is a win-win!
    Jim from New Hamp
    gets 'em too damp
    He ends friends
    He turns pals into pyres
    with his unfriendly fire
    Heater than a fever
    Hemorrhagic
    Hark, it's tragic
    but that's what you're gettin'
    when he's spittin' that dark, dark magic
    Viari
    A player, like Atari
    Shows that 'O' face,
    that Van Gogh face
    like when a night gets starry
    If that's your girl, I'm sorry
    and if that's your man,
    well, he don't give a damn
    he came to party
    Ominifus Dran
    He of the limitless con
    ill syllabus,
    sicker than the liquor I'm on
    I'm the ribald, fly, scald (skald?)
    with the vanity plate that says "TRY BALD"
    I give foes a trip to the maul
    I flatten 'em,
    I turn gold into platinum
    I'm reverent as a Latin hymn
    With holy fire,
    I blacken 'em crip
    nothing left but a wisp
    in a thick breeze
    I give the slip
    to a lord of the crypt
    like Lich, please
    I could regale
    with the tale
    of another great mission,
    but it's late
    and we must vacate
    this acquisition
    Good night!

  • @DriedRoast
    @DriedRoast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    WHY, oh why is the AI Employee Manual $150 on Table Titans?! Brilliant piece of merch, but I can't afford it.

  • @kavenkaven4989
    @kavenkaven4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love this dm so much. He keeps the story line going, while keeping it fun and entertaining, and allowing complete freedom for the characters to be funny and reckless. I know, this is the job of DMs, but it doesn’t always happen this way unfortunately

    • @kavenkaven4989
      @kavenkaven4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “You just got kierrad” 😂😂😂😂

  • @YuriPRIMErpg
    @YuriPRIMErpg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Man, I miss Sarcastic Laughter Guy :) He could add so much to this.

    • @CalebSoderberg
      @CalebSoderberg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Who would call him out other than Wheaton tho...

    • @nickhoffman9256
      @nickhoffman9256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "What a coincidence running into you at a nerd convention"

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Nick Hoffman Nerd-gathering. I've watched these way too often...

    • @tgteknik1096
      @tgteknik1096 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's impossible! @too often

    • @oohbadbad
      @oohbadbad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too...

  • @Harpold
    @Harpold 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think chris wanted to say a few more things but yea. XD

  • @ASeventhSign
    @ASeventhSign 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Patrick Rothfuss: "Well, I do have something with me..."
    Thumbs up clicked.

  • @barefootbusdriver
    @barefootbusdriver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The freestyle at the end was the sweet sweet cherry on top.

  • @ryanmudd3840
    @ryanmudd3840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m calling it now, drizzt did it

  • @Kennypauls
    @Kennypauls 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love Perkins, but the change up was cool! Excellent adventures! ...and look at Omen flip scripts!

  • @RW77777777
    @RW77777777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jerry, your spoken word is v. scary

    • @Obstreperous_Octopus
      @Obstreperous_Octopus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +rr ww especially since he has to carry
      the team, 'cause they keep getting burned with flames-- thank you, James, we needed that.

    • @sneakycreeper1482
      @sneakycreeper1482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +William Bowles what colored flames?
      Are they GREEN FLAMEs?

  • @jordanschoepke1864
    @jordanschoepke1864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Drizz't could have his kill catchphrase be "you just got drizzed on"

  • @mmmhorsesteaks
    @mmmhorsesteaks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was hoping Chris was gonna say 'Je m'apelle Danielle" that would have been hilarious XD

    • @IsaRat89
      @IsaRat89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! That or Al XD but danielle is dead for sure nowXD

    • @laurabrown2982
      @laurabrown2982 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +IsaRat89 Poor Danielle!

    • @IsaRat89
      @IsaRat89 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, she and Jeff are some of my favorite NPC's in the game, only beaten by Vandal :D

    • @leradoms
      @leradoms 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favourite npc is Barton from 5 league house

  • @theblackrosedaughter
    @theblackrosedaughter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    OMG this had me laughing from start to finish XD These guys are fucking amazing!

  • @josephjones7020
    @josephjones7020 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Both adventures were great. Someone near the bottom of the reviews wrote a particularly lengthy one critiquing Patrick's segment. Everyone has their opinion I guess, but hell, some people just take their own opinion WAY to seriously. It was funny man, and clever. Doesn't have to be world changing to be good. Anyway, MOST of the comments say they liked both, so I don't know why it bothered me enough to even write this post.
    As usual, very damn funny to watch, can't wait for the next one.

  • @kurojima
    @kurojima 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    great show, but why had perkins to play the most boring character in d&d, kind of wish he had made his own awesome character

    • @farfintadiesseresani
      @farfintadiesseresani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think it was kinda a joke, it was played on a constant sarcastic tone.

    • @AnnaTheFallMaiden
      @AnnaTheFallMaiden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They would have to introduce a new character for a single session, so Chris played a well-known character instead. Requires less story-building

    • @blakey9869
      @blakey9869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drizzt isn't boring....when he fights anyways....then he is a fucking ninja

    • @davidnishball660
      @davidnishball660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They didn't want him to overshadow the regular AI folks by creating a new character.

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drizzt IS boring ... ESPECIALLY when he fights, because it is ALWAYS a "mesmerizing dance of death".
      * YAWN *
      Oh and playing a "meme" is awful, because that really shows a lack of creativity.

  • @ShadowThiy
    @ShadowThiy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Always a fan of this series. Thank you for uploading this.

  • @RUdigitized
    @RUdigitized 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've watched this several times now and it's hilarious. One thing that I didn't like about it was I feel like Chris shouldn't have played as DnD's flagship character. He's hilarious and he makes awesome characters but I feel like playing as Drizt caused him to be stifled a bit. It would have been awesome to see him bring back characters like Piaro the Gnome or Rad Longhammer those characters were awesome. Just my opinion.

    • @job5820
      @job5820 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rad Longhammer would have been perfect.

  • @chaddixon9764
    @chaddixon9764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I want to see Chris as a player in a game. Having Matt Mercer as the DM would be amazing. Come to think of it, the reverse would be interesting as well. Or they could both play! But who would be the DM...? Mark Humes maybe.

    • @MrCows-bc9jq
      @MrCows-bc9jq 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be absolutely amazing

    • @Elliott1518
      @Elliott1518 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be incredible!

    • @MFZBitch
      @MFZBitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you enjoyed Shale to the fullest. Seein him play made me really realize how to make a character come alive and how to behave at a large dnd table

    • @bartvdlinden8855
      @bartvdlinden8855 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mc'elroy

    • @Souledex
      @Souledex 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Koebel, he's a scientist of it

  • @wisdom_save
    @wisdom_save 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I can't press like enough.

  • @AcidbrainwashEffect
    @AcidbrainwashEffect 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "How long have You been Short?"
    "4 foot 6" "
    "Thanx."

  • @jossiwales
    @jossiwales 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That poem at the end. DAYAMN that was good!

  • @Wulfiebaby
    @Wulfiebaby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Pat Rothfuss seems like a great guy.

    • @FeeblePenguin
      @FeeblePenguin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you read his books?

    • @Wulfiebaby
      @Wulfiebaby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I haven't. I've been done with high fantasy for a long time now, but I'm compelled to read them since he's such a cool guy. I've also listened to him speaking about his books a couple times and they sound enjoyable.

    • @blahblahblah3687
      @blahblahblah3687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wulfiebaby have you seen any of his talks? I'm the opposite. I liked him until I saw how rude he was about people saying they were excited for his new book. He told them not to say that. Like be nice to your fans. If they're being jerks, sure. But don't be a dick if someone asks you when the next book is out. And he does A LOT of other things besides writing the book. Can he do whatever he wants? Sure. But so can his fans. It goes both ways.

    • @luckyswine
      @luckyswine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wulfiebaby Name of the Wind is a straight up great fantasy novel.

    • @blahblahblah3687
      @blahblahblah3687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jan Jappie should I grow some skin or did nobody ask for my opinion? Are you going to keep editing? Either way, your comment doesn't make sense. Why attack me? I'm pointing out how he acts. I'm not making fun of him or being rude. It's like you needed just a little attention. Just stop. I'm not your parents, they're who you are really upset at.

  • @junkoenoshima9833
    @junkoenoshima9833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m learning to play DND this has taught me a lot
    (I’m a DM and I love it!!)

  • @Draikenx
    @Draikenx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Man that was awesome. I loved the endings never would have expected that.

  • @madvulcan8964
    @madvulcan8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    43:36 Its just a photo?
    44:34 Owen lays it ALL down.
    49:43 Context.
    54:45 If you wish to see Jim…
    1:40:40 Bane's Voice!

  • @robinlindberg5136
    @robinlindberg5136 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Pat started kinda awkward but it steadily grew awesome xD

  •  8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:40:40 LMAO Scott does Bane

  • @nyxkere1872
    @nyxkere1872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I don't know what my eyes are happier seeing -- another one of these amazing PAX shows, or Chris Perkins in a player chair. I LIVE FOR THESE!

    • @conorm4830
      @conorm4830 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nyx Kere May I recommend to you Critical Role, on Geek and Sundry's channel?

    • @nyxkere1872
      @nyxkere1872 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conor, Harry, Koren Vloggin On The Tubes I think I've heard of them. Doesn't Mercer DM in it?

    • @RybackToTheFuture
      @RybackToTheFuture 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nyx Kere yep, super fun.

    • @blakey9869
      @blakey9869 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nyx Kere critical role is phenomenal

    • @BrandoCalrission
      @BrandoCalrission 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nyx Kere and Chris Perkins, Pat Rothfuss, and Wil Wheaton have guest starred on it at one point or another

  • @emoAnarchist
    @emoAnarchist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:55:58 talk about playing in character 2:00

    • @sneakycreeper1482
      @sneakycreeper1482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "I reach for the scepter" I started balling there I wish more people were like this

    • @narcangoat
      @narcangoat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Totally concur. Mega kudoz to Scott for knowing what would happen, but sticking to his character. Binwin for the win! :)

  • @stringstorm
    @stringstorm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Roth sounds nervous. Had a hard time following him but it was fun nonetheless!

  • @JackassJimbo
    @JackassJimbo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "You have died of Chandrian" LoL

  • @AceMaximum1998
    @AceMaximum1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can't wait for the Acqusitions Inc series in June.

    • @ehoodlum11
      @ehoodlum11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what series?

    • @ehoodlum11
      @ehoodlum11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heero yuy​ when is penny arcades

    • @AceMaximum1998
      @AceMaximum1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Episode 1 of the Acquisition Incorporated Series just came out... just go to the Pennyarcadetv channel

    • @unknownsample4801
      @unknownsample4801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no this pax east was special for some reason, Its Pax PRIME that is one of their main games

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, the beginning talks about snake people...when did that happen?

  • @behlulkaran2276
    @behlulkaran2276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never played D&D but always wanted. Its my first time to watch it. Most what i know about it is what i have seen in some movies short scenes. It feels like im really in that "world".

  • @johnvillan9794
    @johnvillan9794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've been exposed to DND since I was 4. these videos fill a void in my life and I wish I could play again!! but sadly my friends got old n have kids n shit..

    • @harharhar6525
      @harharhar6525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      guess you better make new friends

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Find a new group, try roll20.net :)

  • @elib6465
    @elib6465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    for some reason I like Chris ' s Drizzt, he makes him super awkward in social situations but a badass in combat

  • @RawB_P
    @RawB_P 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i have to be completely honest.. i thought this game was a complete waste of time and boring as all hell... but thanks to these guys, i was thoroughly entertained. I learned my lesson for sure! I apologize to all D&D players...

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fair enough, it's always awesome to see someone humbled a bit with regards to preconceived notions :) n1 on you for not being stubborn about it :)

    • @efcpepperjack
      @efcpepperjack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robbie Pollock everyone has an opinion and thats what the comments are for. just glad you and about 5 others (total in my 7 years of YT) have respect and understand people have all kinds of interests and can enjoy many things abroad. cheers and at least there was a bit of entertainment value in it for ya buddy. right on

    • @kavenkaven4989
      @kavenkaven4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anytime I invite my friends to play with my husband and I, I always get these looks of boredom and hear, “not my thing,” until I actually get them to play and now it’s weekly about 15 of us get together and have the best time ever

  • @brian8718
    @brian8718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mr. Rothfus quest immediately made me think of the testing in Portal! :D

  • @vicentefernandez9084
    @vicentefernandez9084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can anyone help me understand this? Does the Apocalypse Dagger actually DO something? Every single time Viari's used it, it's just a shitty dagger. No fire damage, or whatever?

    • @timandshannon03
      @timandshannon03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it levels up to much, it will explode in Viari's hands.

  • @LyuSapphire
    @LyuSapphire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That ending was worth all the marbles.

  • @jungletek
    @jungletek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why is the live audio so much quieter than the intro? Do you not apply any compression? Do you not normalize? The recording sounds good, so the source audio isn't the issue, but you could benefit from a bit of post-processing, IMHO.

    • @ShantupWOG
      @ShantupWOG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very much agreed

    • @RogaineForEwoks
      @RogaineForEwoks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have everything cranked up to max and I can't hear anything if an owl flaps it's wings three miles away.

  • @wisdom_save
    @wisdom_save 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    First 10 seconds and Chris's improv skills astound me. So swavvy.

  • @MarwinKun
    @MarwinKun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Patrick kinda reminds me of Brian Blessed from Blackadder.

  • @Dr0ctober
    @Dr0ctober 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hope they do this again in the future. Doing two short games with two different dm styles is really interesting.

  • @nycheeseburger1011
    @nycheeseburger1011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This one was really neat. I can't wait to see what they do with the new Acquisitions Incorporated series on Penny Arcade's channel!

    • @Bi_VooDoo
      @Bi_VooDoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what new series

    • @farfintadiesseresani
      @farfintadiesseresani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TheTragicDream this one www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2016/04/25/acquisitions-incorporated-the-series

  • @smegskull
    @smegskull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So at Prime Viari will be wielding both the scimitars right?

    • @CalebSoderberg
      @CalebSoderberg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      When's Prime?

    • @smegskull
      @smegskull 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soderberg Family Usually September. After Gamescom but before TGS

    • @KosstAmojan
      @KosstAmojan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Labor Day Weekend in Seattle

  • @XilejaffacakE
    @XilejaffacakE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always great when one of these randomly pops up on the subscription feed. Always love them, worth the 2 and a half hour time wastage :)

  • @velkonemriam1935
    @velkonemriam1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait, how did it take me this long to notice the "Aofel Missing" 0:54 entry on the newspaper?! haha

    • @JT-ho6rp
      @JT-ho6rp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really sucks that binwin and aeofels players didn't get along.

  • @Bluemangrup
    @Bluemangrup 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:19:35 Binwindustries

  • @skittlemenow
    @skittlemenow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Binwin the snack that smiles back.

  • @kyleangus
    @kyleangus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Because... Slam Poetry.

  • @Vote4Drizzt
    @Vote4Drizzt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone else notice that Chris starts his intro for Drizzt in a decent imitation of Bob Salvatore?

    • @Wulfiebaby
      @Wulfiebaby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good call, man!

  • @emmanuelotamendi9583
    @emmanuelotamendi9583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its 2018 I skipped this one for 2 years cause I hate murder mistery campaigns but god dang it this one was super fun, I guess that being rathr short helped but still 10/10 would not skip again

  • @WeskersPlayhouse
    @WeskersPlayhouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    is Mike's Green Flame T-shirt available anywhere?

    • @MasterfulPaladin
      @MasterfulPaladin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +WeskersPlayhouse TableTitans.com

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MasterfulPaladin Hello fellow follower of Bahamut!

    • @MasterfulPaladin
      @MasterfulPaladin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rafaek P. P.
      Haha! Greetings from the Dragon-Forge Clan of Mountain Dwarves, Friend!!

    • @RS14988
      @RS14988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GREEN FLAME!!!

  • @Hanksoueu
    @Hanksoueu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lich, please!

  • @evyozx6r
    @evyozx6r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I need to find people in orange county to play with. this game looks so fun

  • @over18irish
    @over18irish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe Patrick didn't make Chris/Drizzt's pants disappear....magic armor you say? ;) anything below the waist is gone!

  • @frankie9373
    @frankie9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "... and you can feel him trying to drain your life source from you."
    "This sucks."
    Crowd: "... eyyyyy"

  • @Rage_Casanova
    @Rage_Casanova 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And some say that to this very day, that the audience is still burning from those sick green flames omen was turning.
    Seriously tho best part of the show.

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:00:27 Goddamn, Mike! Tell him how you really feel.

  • @DiceMasterChannel
    @DiceMasterChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2020 - Still waiting for that 3rd book...

  • @memsterboy12
    @memsterboy12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It really bothered me that they wrote ''find out what it's'' instead of ''find out what it is''

    • @Fencmore
      @Fencmore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's = it is

    • @codak29
      @codak29 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +memsterboy12 You know they regularly refer to Penny Arcade as "Pony Arcade" and Mike Krahulik as "Mork Krahalo."
      It was intentional. Comic misspellings are a "Penny Arcade thing."

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +memsterboy12
      I thought it was a hilarious linguistics joke.

    • @BillionSix
      @BillionSix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +memsterboy12 If you watch Kris Straub's intros for the whole series, you'll notice that he loves to throw in those deliberate linguistic mistakes.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BillionSix
      "linguistic mistakes"
      It seems you're [you are] the one who doesn't [does not] know his English linguistics.

  • @Chad01234
    @Chad01234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wicked guitar! Also, I should have known that Mr. Rothfuss was a DnD'er. Some of my fondest memories are from those days long past.

  • @Phorsi
    @Phorsi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:00:13 LOVE when Chris says "It's really too bad you can't rewind time." #DMpower

  • @sebben13
    @sebben13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hope these never stops. It's magic :)

    • @nyxkere1872
      @nyxkere1872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +sebben13 One might say it's... *Dark* magic.
      I'll just be going now... xD

  • @DaveTh3Ninja
    @DaveTh3Ninja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So sad that Binwin left Acq Inc. Every party needs a big brick of a character that is willing to shove his hands into a gelatinous cube in order to pull out some treasure despite all reason dictating that's it's a bad idea. Gotta love a Wisdom dump stat.

    • @DaveTh3Ninja
      @DaveTh3Ninja 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! EAT YOUR WAY OUT! YES!

  • @IamMcBobb
    @IamMcBobb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Chris not saying "You just got Drizzt on" when he ends the assassin made me sad.

  • @ECCJustin
    @ECCJustin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having a hard time not getting baited by the trolls in the comments

  • @DarthSkorn222
    @DarthSkorn222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're forgetting the magical anklets of speed.

  • @ydoanything112
    @ydoanything112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "not you murder stomach" lmao xD

  • @remidanae1689
    @remidanae1689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So Rothfuss has time for DnD but not writing my damn STONE DOORS!

    • @badgasaurus4211
      @badgasaurus4211 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remi Danae And still doesn’t it would appear.