Life Changing Inventions That Were Ridiculed at First

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  • @padawanmage71
    @padawanmage71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how when computer graphics were first used in the movie ‘Tron’ the Oscars denied them a being nominated for Best Special Effects, because, in their words, ‘They cheated.’

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Simon sneaking in a little Blazing again!
    Kudos to the writer for so many puns.

    • @jordan4777
      @jordan4777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s defiantly become a bit more fun to watch Simon after he started slipping in a little blaze fun!

    • @meowmeowoverlord9504
      @meowmeowoverlord9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We see you Simon 👀

    • @AlphaGeekgirl
      @AlphaGeekgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jordan4777 definitely not defiant

    • @franklinkz2451
      @franklinkz2451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buisne…uh blah Brain Blaze is his best channel

    • @zachalpin9429
      @zachalpin9429 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franklinkz2451 *Blain Braze

  • @seafodder6129
    @seafodder6129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    @1045 The light bulb was invented in 1979?.. Oh yeah, I remember doing my high school homework by candlelight. We were pretty happy in 1979 when we got to switch from lanterns to electric lights on ships in the Navy.
    I think Simon got a little carried away by his lantern pun... :)

    • @develdomex
      @develdomex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahah caught that

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simon Whistler's "dark skies" moment.;)

    • @miasumbodie6788
      @miasumbodie6788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whew! I DID hear that right!

    • @michaelwhittaker4246
      @michaelwhittaker4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also other people were already working on electric lightbulbs before 1879 e.g. Joseph Swan.

    • @jamiehouk8824
      @jamiehouk8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wondered how many people caught that error.

  • @spddiesel
    @spddiesel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    How do you improve on a sandwich? Add bacon. Already has bacon? Add more.

    • @Big_Tex
      @Big_Tex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bacon makes everything else better. But it’s impossible for anything else to make bacon better.

    • @owenshebbeare2999
      @owenshebbeare2999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beer as an accompaniment is the best improvement to food.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also fry it in butter.

    • @firstmkb
      @firstmkb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christinebenson518 I was going to say that! Butter makes almost anything better, except maybe jello.

  • @Reach41
    @Reach41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Who else watches so many of his videos that we’d easily alert to Simon’s voice at a party of 1000 people?

    • @Unknowngfyjoh
      @Unknowngfyjoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally had a dream the other night where he did a Biographics on Charles V.

    • @ferociousgumby
      @ferociousgumby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are 1000 Simons. That explains all the channels.

    • @kunalphadte2674
      @kunalphadte2674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AM I RIGHT PETER??!!

    • @BobbleWorld
      @BobbleWorld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally just spend nights watching these things. from all 1000 channels.

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ya, I've been watching his videos for like a decade now... even when he tries to make a channel with only his voice I'm like "hey, isn't that simon whistler? I wonder what product he's endorsing today..."

  • @johnpanekminervagonzalez8971
    @johnpanekminervagonzalez8971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    10:48 1979, what a great year, it's amazing 2 world wars were fought without light bulbs

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was wondering if I heard that wrong...

    • @Stealthsuit25
      @Stealthsuit25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That night raid on portsmouth just got 100 times more intense

    • @johnpanekminervagonzalez8971
      @johnpanekminervagonzalez8971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stealthsuit25 so many candles and lanterns

    • @bracko2k
      @bracko2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had to listen to it 3 or 4 times. #failsimon 😀😀😀

    • @SmoothBlue34
      @SmoothBlue34 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give the man a break people make errors

  • @zachbowden1993
    @zachbowden1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    my life has literally been taken over by Simon and his dulcet tones at this point

    • @its_a_trap2101
      @its_a_trap2101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And the world weeped, for all they heard was the never ending dulcet tones of the one they called, fact boy.

    • @jordan4777
      @jordan4777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AM I RIGHT PETER?!?!?

    • @davidhiatt1486
      @davidhiatt1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the club!

    • @Big_Tex
      @Big_Tex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y’know, everyone talks about simps crushing on girls on the Internet. But the simpiest simps I ever see are always bros simping on Internet bros.

    • @duncanbrock7303
      @duncanbrock7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? First thing I do when I wake up let's see what Simon's posted.

  • @spankflaps1365
    @spankflaps1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    In Victorian England, aristocrats strongly protested about the new railway lines and trains, ruining the landscape. Then when they appeared, they lobbied to get the lines moved nearer to their land, so they could sit and watch the trains (because Victorian Steam Engines and Carriages were drop-dead gorgeous). Then they were scared of going above 30mph, saying it would cause your eyes to pop out and brain starvation. Queen Victoria always imposed a 30mph speed limit on her Royal Train up until her death (by then, trains could do 80-90mph).
    The next British sillyness was only putting enough lifeboats for the 1st class passengers on Ocean Liners.
    Then in WW1, RAF pilots were not allowed parachutes, in case they didn’t bring the (string-bag) aeroplanes back. So most of them crashed and burned.

    • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
      @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Geezus... Victorian England is pretty messed up by today's standards.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice to know government incompetence is not a new invention.

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Early trains were termed Coffins on Rails. It may have reference to the braking system, and the amount of crashes in the U.S because of the poor braking system, which in the U.S would have a man on top of the coaches to put on the brakes, and in bad weather could sometimes not do so as he left the top of a carriage to be found having fallen off. The amount of trains that crashed was alarming. Westinghouse remedied the problem by fitting air brakes, basic brakes held back by air, driver releases air and brakes are applied.

    • @mayoite160
      @mayoite160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you didn't mention motorcars requiring a guy running in front of it holding a flag

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mayoite160 More walking at first :)

  • @duncanbrock7303
    @duncanbrock7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I still want Simon to learn how to do his own rimshot. It would be hilarious to see him run to the drums every time and do it.

    • @KoalaEater
      @KoalaEater ปีที่แล้ว

      Rimjob more like

  • @fredrickbeondo8695
    @fredrickbeondo8695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:04 - Blaze Boi cameo LOL Danny awakes from his 25th 40-second 'nap' of the day so far, hearing the bahdahbumbumtisch and consults the chart as per what script he is supposed to be writing, and realizes Simon did that just to fuck with him, his only consolation being the furnace for the dungeon has finally been turned on, so there is some warmth and dry space to 'enjoy'

    • @ewoodley82
      @ewoodley82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blaze Boi has slowly been creeping into the rest of Simon's channels.

  • @russellcash3885
    @russellcash3885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's a little early in the morning to be blazing so hard.

  • @MrDDiRusso
    @MrDDiRusso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If the opposite of PRO is CON, then the opposite of PROGRESS is CONGRESS.

    • @davidsantor1760
      @davidsantor1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @IrishMike22
      @IrishMike22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any more jokes stolen directly from your dad's secret stash? 😉

    • @petenielsen6683
      @petenielsen6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That joke has penicillin on it.

  • @jbrisby
    @jbrisby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Whistler: "The sandwich is already the perfect food."
    KFC: "What if we put the chicken on the outside?"

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor Danny, Sam and Callum can't have KFC. They have to settle for gas station tuna sandwiches.

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christinebenson518 Not true. Simon does let them pick at the bones when he is done with his bucket.

  • @WTH1812
    @WTH1812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The movie "Singing In The Rain" gives an excellent explanation of the problems adding talking to movies. And while they have caught on there are an incredible number of audio engineers in movies, television, and video who still believe the spoken word in their productions is of little concerned to the audience as actors continue to mumble key lines. This is nowhere more notable than in the movie "The Natural" where the entire backstory related by Glenn Close is mumbled so quietly that it took me several viewings and finally turning on close captioning to find out she was actually saying something.

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Our family was the first in our neighborhood to have push button phones when everyone else still had rotary ones. The speed of scientific change is both frightening and fantastic.

    • @Saucyakld
      @Saucyakld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We were the first family to have a push button phone that hung on the wall replacing the ugly black one we inherited when we bought the house. I remember it was paprika coloured and I was so proud of it hahaha!

    • @Hellheart
      @Hellheart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was lucky enough to know one of my great-grandmothers (my mom's mom's mom). She died when I was like 14. But, my point is, she had one of those old black gigantic rotary phones until she passed. She, also, had one of those cartoon looking alarm clocks. With the two bells that a small hammer quickly went back and forth hitting, to produce the most startling and infuriating sound ever. 😂

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:35 - Chapter 1 - Umbrellas
    4:50 - Chapter 2 - Airplanes
    7:10 - Chapter 3 - Coffee
    10:10 - Chapter 4 - Lightbulbs
    12:15 - Chapter 5 - Bicycles
    15:50 - Chapter 6 - Talking movies
    17:20 - Chapter 7 - Cheeseburgers

  • @SeptemberMeadows
    @SeptemberMeadows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We in the Pacific Northwest, USA know about the umbrella, it's that thing you'll see a tourist using 🤣

  • @oliverdbhowells
    @oliverdbhowells 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This channel is slowly beginning to become what Business Blaze started out as
    Who else is OGBB??

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You down with OGBB?? Ya you know me

    • @ddpeak1
      @ddpeak1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Getting very American too.. what’s a cell phone?

  • @Koyotito20
    @Koyotito20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon the only man capable of felling a man with puns and dad jokes from 5000 miles away hahahaha

  • @stewietsheking
    @stewietsheking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You need a full Nikola Tesla documentary. I listen to your channel while I'm at work and I could do with more scientist documentaries by you.

    • @danielriley7380
      @danielriley7380 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure he’s done that multiple times between his universe of channels.

  • @isaaclux2128
    @isaaclux2128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "How can you improve on a sandwich, it is the perfect food already." AMEN SIMON, AMEN!

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paninis or hoagies? (Asked the Philadelphian).

    • @isaaclux2128
      @isaaclux2128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are all sandwiches. Hot or cold, long or square, deep down they are still a sandwich.

    • @ddpeak1
      @ddpeak1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isaaclux2128 toasties… oh they are a sandwich.

  • @Beryllahawk
    @Beryllahawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I giggled throughout this one, Simon and team had a VERY GOOD TIME here and so did the rest of us hahaha

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:05 I literally LOLed as I watched this while drinking my morning coffee.

    • @JohnMann858
      @JohnMann858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real question is that actually coffee has drinking or tea?

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnMann858
      You might want to work on your grammar a bit towards the end.

  • @parasinthephilippines
    @parasinthephilippines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wow! Edison invented the light in 1979.
    I am truly enlightened.

    • @robertmarett6305
      @robertmarett6305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @10:47 ... 1979... I'm completely flabbergasted. I had no idea I was watching television and doing grade school homework by candlelight, and had completely forgotten that my father had to pull over to light the headlamps on his car when dusk fell... 😆 silly me!

    • @Big_Tex
      @Big_Tex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He obviously misspoke. It was 1997.

    • @parasinthephilippines
      @parasinthephilippines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Big_Tex Of course. Look at my comment. Boom Boom 💥

    • @owenshebbeare2999
      @owenshebbeare2999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edison claimed it, he definitely didn't invent it.

  • @andrewbrandon19
    @andrewbrandon19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had forgotten about the screaming goats till now. Thank you lol

  • @tgmccoy1556
    @tgmccoy1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alcock and Browm: unsung heroes of aviation.
    They were first across the Atlantic. Their story is amazing. Also, not long after the effort of flying around the world by the US Army in the Douglas world cruisers...
    In aircraft not that much better than WW1 technology.

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When we lived in China from 2012-2016, the majority of umbrellas I saw in use for for the sun rather than the rain. I don't think I'd seen them used in real life for anything but rain until that point, but after a few years, I sometimes used it more like a 'parasol' too when I was out and about in Shanghai.
    When in China, i guess. :)

    • @brucehewson5773
      @brucehewson5773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      any where in Asia

    • @MrT------5743
      @MrT------5743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been seeing more umbrella's for the sun at places like soccer games when it is really hot and sunny outside.

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrT------5743 It's probably not a bad idea, i just like having my hands free so i started wearing hats all the time. Rain or sun, my vision and hands are free.
      Tho i guess i don't look so 'fancy' without a parasol :)

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Important lesson about inventions: most of them were not eureka moments but the result of decades or even centuries of continuous development by many people. The 'inventor' credited with them is more often just the first one to make them practical/commercially viable.

  • @AvB.83
    @AvB.83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm still baffled about how biking ever took off. I love it, great for all kind of trips (granted the weather is good, otherwise it's not much fun), but the roads back then were catastrophic by modern standards. Getting on a penny-farthing looks tricky at the best of times, but to do that on dirt & cobbled roads... thanks, I'd rather walk :D (that said, the first cars also weren't exactly practical by modern standards)

    • @sketchesofpayne
      @sketchesofpayne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The past was so boring that riding a rickety bike down a dirt road seemed like fun.

  • @eurodoc6343
    @eurodoc6343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Soggy or not, powdered wigs were never a good look.

  • @ottopartz1
    @ottopartz1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you do a part 2, you should include the microwave oven. People were freaking out about them when the first institutional and home units were being sold. Leaking "radiation", eating "radiated" food, gene mutations and all sorts of stuff was going around about them at the time. Now they are standard equipment in every kitchen and break room on the planet.

    • @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
      @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People do still say those things but.

    • @KingOath
      @KingOath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, “radiation” is automatically assumed to mean something that will give you cancer or murder you. Just like “chemicals” are always toxic poisons. Doesn’t matter that simply being alive on earth means you are inhaling chemicals while being bombarded with radiation. Yet we still manage to survive….

    • @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis
      @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KingOathyes. Exhibit A: Dihydrogen Monoxide.

  • @delseywitt398
    @delseywitt398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that Brain Blaze behavior is showcased in our Boi's other channels now.

  • @null090909
    @null090909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just because you can unearth one quote from one general doesn't mean the whole military was blind to the strategic value of an air force. In fact the military financed most of the early efforts. They had a large stake in early helicopter development.

  • @annegoodreau4925
    @annegoodreau4925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite has always been Ken Olsen's quote that there was no need for a person to have a computer in his home. Olsen ran Digital Equipment Corporation, which no one's heard of since - when? "There is No Reason for Any Individual To Have a Computer in Their Home" - Quote Investigator

  • @Big_Tex
    @Big_Tex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Something I learned years ago. People in the actual lighting industry call light bulbs “lamps”. And those things that normies call “lamps” are called “luminaires”.

    • @IrishMike22
      @IrishMike22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dafuq is the "actual lighting industry"? 🤣

    • @Big_Tex
      @Big_Tex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IrishMike22 it’s something that makes low-IQ people ask stupid questions.

  • @MEStrahm
    @MEStrahm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the last 8 months or so I have gone back and watched every video on Casual Criminalist and Brain Blaze, now I am watching all Side Projects and Mega Projects.. now I realize I have seen a lot of your side project videos before and it took me till now to realize this lol

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Simon only missed the date of Edison's light bulb invention by a century ("In 1979..." @ 10:48). No retakes or corrective titles?

    • @ButWhyWasTaken
      @ButWhyWasTaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Factboi does not care. Allegedly.

    • @mickf9258
      @mickf9258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was subtle mistake but I just caught it myself lol

    • @kokomo9764
      @kokomo9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, caught that but wasn't going to say anything.

    • @TheMHB199
      @TheMHB199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Edison didn't actually invent it.
      Like most of his 'inventions' it was robbed from other smarter and more ethically and morally correct people.
      Edison is one of the largest and most disgusting thieves ever known.
      Sure specifically in the case of lightbulbs what he came up with was better than previous models but far from the first.
      Add in he recruited people to work for him and actually do the inventing that he would then put his name and rights to...

    • @gravesclayton3604
      @gravesclayton3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMHB199 Not only that, Edison loathed Tesla's promotion of Alternating Current, trying to prove it was "too dangerous" to ever be used for anything more that executions of large animals. Edison's attempt to transmit DC over more than a few miles was a dismal failure, whereas AC could be transmitted safely and efficiently, to boot. What's more, AC could be more easily rectified to DC for operating DC motors and other DC apparatus, could be more efficiently produced by smaller generators, and could be used to run brushless motors. Edison is one of those "heroes" that got a lot more credit than he deserves, while Tesla died in relative obscurity. Tesla made mass illumination and use of electricity possible.

  • @warrenhorsley9710
    @warrenhorsley9710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon has just been proven to have the biggest of big brains. Sandwiches are indeed a perfect food.

  • @chriscripplercruz1833
    @chriscripplercruz1833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon your puns were really on point in this video lol

  • @trj1442
    @trj1442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another excellent episode. Thanks SP team.

  • @noahwail2444
    @noahwail2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Maginot Line was made in the ´20ies and `30ies, not in ww1.

    • @owenshebbeare2999
      @owenshebbeare2999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't get it wrong, listen again, there was no claim that the Maginot Line was in Foch's time (1911 or so), just that he would have been the sort of bloke who would have said it would jave worked.

  • @Dad......
    @Dad...... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a bachelor who often games too late to bother cooking, I agree. Sandwiches are perfection.

  • @tedjones3955
    @tedjones3955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Simon, I've been enjoying your channels for years now and you never disappoint.
    Thank you for the effort you put into each and every video.

  • @firstmkb
    @firstmkb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The advantage of the Penny-Farthing not mentioned is they can go faster than a similar design with small wheels. One rotation of the pedals drove it several times further than with a small wheel. Once chain drive with different sprocket drive was developed, the large wheel wasn’t needed.

  • @samielkhayri9272
    @samielkhayri9272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Entertaining and informative as usual. 😊

  • @Bacopa68
    @Bacopa68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bonus Fact: The Wright Brothers studied wind maps of the US and considered doing their flight tests in Corpus Christi, TX because it had the most predictable winds. They settled on Kitty Hawk, NC because it was a day's train ride from the New York based newspapers.

  • @michaelhughes9553
    @michaelhughes9553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    42 seconds in, I look for who wrote this script. Then I see the line about record pun script. Well played Whistler, well played

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "How can you improve upon the sandwich?"
    Simple, combine it with a pizza. I give you: the calzone.

  • @Bronco46tube
    @Bronco46tube 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another thoroughly enjoyable presentation! Thanks Simon!

  • @stumblingmumbler
    @stumblingmumbler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That screaming goat was perfect

  • @Direkin
    @Direkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The sandwhich is the perfect food already". Surely you mean Magic Spoon is the perfect food? :P

  • @JJadx
    @JJadx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    challenge accepted Simon. sandwich improvement ideas.
    proper artificial meat. low energy ovens, artificial cheese, proper sugar alternatives, complete machine production, artificial spices.

  • @davidpotash7256
    @davidpotash7256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Thank god for this documentary making machine of a man. These have helped me through some tough times. Thank you Simon 👍

  • @tmurrin1979
    @tmurrin1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! The level of puns is simply fantastic 😂

  • @Swe-Griffin
    @Swe-Griffin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brain Blaze... is that you?

  • @lizdierdorf
    @lizdierdorf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    with so many puns, it felt like a Brain Blaze script from Danny

  • @TimAnder11
    @TimAnder11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An interesting show might be about Martin Luther's publishing empire. He was a good friend of Johannes Gutenberg. During his lifetime he was responsible for somewhere in the high 90% of all books published. He invented the font and the idea of using different fonts on different parts of documents. He invented Garamond, Calibri and I believe Times New Roman. He came up with the idea of using serif and non-serif fonts together in one document. He invented numbered chapters, page numbering and headers and footers. He was the first one to publish subscriber-supported newsletters. He set up franchised printers where he supplied everything from printing presses and fonts to paper, accounting methods and distribution techniques to his franchisees. Some historians claim he was the first one to distribute mass pornography.

  • @sylviahoffman9440
    @sylviahoffman9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How much coffee did you drink before you did this video, Simon? You sure do have a LOT of energy for such a puny vid. 🤣😂🤣

  • @billybobbooboo1975
    @billybobbooboo1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m pretty sure Simon has a TH-cam channel addiction 😂

  • @duckydarrick7460
    @duckydarrick7460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you do one on the "City of New Orleans" train, or even the line it services?

  • @Urgleflogue
    @Urgleflogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't drink coffee. I have good wine. I'm expecting you, Simon.

  • @levi12howell
    @levi12howell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope in 10 years Simon makes a video telling us about a mind blowing innovation in sandwiches

  • @beachboy0505
    @beachboy0505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant video 📹,
    Loved it.

  • @masterchinese28
    @masterchinese28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon on a roll with the jokes! I think this is the most I've seen in one episode.

  • @tomdefig6514
    @tomdefig6514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If someone from back then would explain how ignoring the air aspect would be like ignoring the naval aspect or ignoring the land aspect.

  • @MF_UNDERTOW
    @MF_UNDERTOW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SIMON, you should do a video about how wigs were worn because of syphilis and then became a trend. It’s where the term “big wig” came from because the bigger the better.

  • @BobbleWorld
    @BobbleWorld 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I shut off the video at the lightbulb pun... who am I kidding I just audibly groaned.

  • @currykingwurst6393
    @currykingwurst6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be fair, The Jazz Singer (1927) was still mostly a silent film.

  • @macher001
    @macher001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the endless puns in this one! :D

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:26 2021: People watch movies for loud and flashy special effects and CGI generated action by characters, and people won't even talk on the phone but rather just text (with very bad grammar) and send emojis.

  • @rodh2168
    @rodh2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Re #7: In 1965 I was newly arrived in Australia from Canada and while at Cottesloe Beach in Perth, I asked a food cart guy for a cheeseburger. His burgers were a meat patty between toast with fried onions and relish. Instead of adding cheese he substituted cheese. So I got melted cheese between two pieces of toast...better known as a grilled cheese sandwich. Good laughs all around.

  • @Craftlngo
    @Craftlngo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm missing two entries in your list. The Invention of the Transistor and the Invention of the LASER

  • @toddzircher6168
    @toddzircher6168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, love that coffee bit. And, I totally agree. :-)

  • @lorensims4846
    @lorensims4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The large wheel of the "penny farthing" Ordinary was not only to smooth the ride but it increase the speed. A single turn of the pedals would take you much farther than on a bike with a smaller drive wheel.

    • @Wombat1916
      @Wombat1916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hence gears and "clangers".

  • @Dan4CW
    @Dan4CW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I read somewhere that JP Morgan once said “Nothing ever will replace the horse and the buggy”

    • @duudsuufd
      @duudsuufd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cars do not produce fertilizers at work, and you can't feed them with something just growing outside.
      So he was not wrong.

  • @jetsons101
    @jetsons101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You would have to end with a Cheese Burger, were now off to "In and Out"

  • @TheBlank49
    @TheBlank49 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see that Simon's Blaze is spreading.

  • @liberalrationalist8905
    @liberalrationalist8905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 1971, my university computer science department thought only science had any use for computers

  • @JohnSuave
    @JohnSuave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "and got to praying.. REALLY HARD." 😂😂😂😂

  • @kennethcrenshaw317
    @kennethcrenshaw317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The punssss ahhh the puns. Like since he had a child, he thought he has to make "dad jokes".

  • @mystikmind2005
    @mystikmind2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Airplanes have no military value"
    That is absolutely correct, because the inventions that changed its military value were improvements to the internal combustion engine, and subsequently the jet engine, without these inventions the airplane would have remained to this day an invention of little to no military value.

  • @jluke168
    @jluke168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can just imagine the inventor of fire being ridiculed by his peers lol.

  • @TheEvilCommenter
    @TheEvilCommenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good video 👍

  • @StefanMedici
    @StefanMedici 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A bit of Samuel L at the end. Pure class. Loved it

  • @C0LDHeartedPerson
    @C0LDHeartedPerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun thing about the umbrelas is that it will never be recycled. Simply, no one wnats to recycle it cause there is almost no returns on the investment. So trashed umbrelas will just acumulate.

  • @evalevy2909
    @evalevy2909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Charlie Chaplin felt that adding talking to film was like adding dialog to ballet

  • @Bearthedancingman
    @Bearthedancingman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you get into obscure history, finding information is still difficult in some cases. Im sure you guys have extensive experience with tracking down obscure information.

  • @ggstartup
    @ggstartup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    + Simon’s 500 TH-cam channels. They may laugh at the quantity, but then they start watching. And then they can’t stop watching.

  • @criggie
    @criggie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spotted, the Enron mug !

  • @unixtreme
    @unixtreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep seeing his face in different channels and I'm baffled by it, how many youtube channels does this man run!

  • @jdwilson9978
    @jdwilson9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I totally agree!!! the sandwich is the perfect food!! Taco= sandwich; Pizza=open face sandwich... I could go on and on.. hahaha

  • @_i_am_unceded
    @_i_am_unceded 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ⭐ ALLEGEDLY⭐

  • @ronbutler3431
    @ronbutler3431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "...I do not think the flying machine will ever be used for ordinary traffic and for what may be called 'popular' purposes. People who write about the conditions under which the business and pleasure of the world will be carried on in another hundred years generally make flying machines take the place of railways and steamers, but that such will ever be the case I very much doubt." -- Sir Hiram Maxim (1906)

  • @ronsimpsonll9739
    @ronsimpsonll9739 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! I never knew that shit about umbrellas. Thanks dude. Never pass up an opportunity to learn.

  • @5alm0n
    @5alm0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some one hit there pun quoted today!

  • @glennt69lol
    @glennt69lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon has found a way to beat the TH-cam algorithm 😂

  • @eaphantom9214
    @eaphantom9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oooh I love this list!
    Planes and coffee, especially 😍, I myself drink on average 2 a day!
    It is also staggering how aeroplanes evolved in only 1 century!
    Lol, and brollies! Interesting story haha

    • @jordanclark4635
      @jordanclark4635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I too drink two planes a day

    • @tomdolan9761
      @tomdolan9761 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remarkable that we went from the Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk in 1903 to Neil Armstrong walking on the moon in 1969.

    • @eaphantom9214
      @eaphantom9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomdolan9761 And then high vision, infrared radar and stealth fighters that are virtually invisible.

  • @garybrotherton5732
    @garybrotherton5732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Edison invented the light bulb in 1979? (10:48)!! Love Simon!

  • @GamersToTheMax2
    @GamersToTheMax2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg Simon the puns 😫

  • @Dad......
    @Dad...... 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:05 I too start my mornings with a coffee and a blunt.