Every Extended Micropop Song - Jack Stauber Compilation

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  • @sonianvideo
    @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5024

    TIMESTAMPS AND LYRICS
    (Lyrics in replies, copied from Genius)
    0:00 - Inchman
    3:30 - Two Time
    5:50 - Cheeseburger Family
    10:00 - Fighter
    14:05 - The Ballad of Hamantha
    19:58 - Today Today
    22:57 - Al Dente
    26:17 - Baby Hotline
    31:09 - Tea Errors
    34:59 - Deploy
    39:22 - Those Eggs Aren’t Dippy
    41:32 - Out the Ox
    45:00 - Dinner Is Not Over
    49:41 - There’s Something Happening
    52:47 - Keyman
    56:29 - Cupid

    • @sonianvideo
      @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      *INCHMAN*
      [Intro]
      (It's never been worse)
      (That's not true)
      (True)
      (True)
      [Verse 1]
      I'm up and a-racin'
      Like a foreign entity
      If you let them embrace it (Ow!)
      It's a clockwork energy!
      [Chorus]
      Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
      (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
      Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
      Discuss, discuss, never mercy
      [Verse 2]
      Well, I'm up in your Days Inn
      And I'll be taking what I need
      Looked over, you’re welcome, embrace it (Aw, what?)
      Where's my apology? No mercy!
      [Chorus]
      Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
      (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
      Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
      Discuss, discuss, never mercy
      [Bridge]
      Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows
      Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it
      Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows
      Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it
      Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows
      Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it
      Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows
      Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it
      [Bridge 2]
      So while you're washing your hair like you know that you should
      The second wind must have made it feel good
      You gotta be lifting up flowers and saving your power
      For making the leap to the next big thing, don't swing at me
      You better believe I'll be singin' gravy, gravy, to the grave, just swingin'
      Well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin'
      Discuss, discuss, never mercy
      [Interlude]
      O-oh!
      [Chorus]
      Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
      (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
      Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
      Discuss, discuss, never mercy
      [Chorus]
      Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
      (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
      Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
      Discuss, discuss, never mercy
      [Outro]
      (Oh...)
      (Stay here)
      (Why'd you stay?)
      (Stay here)
      (Closely, trudging)

    • @sonianvideo
      @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      *TWO TIME*
      [Intro]
      (Hey)
      (Give it a little attack-tack)
      (Work!)
      (Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
      (Listen, oh)
      (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      (Hey-hey)
      [Verse 1]
      We could leave the lights on
      Sun-tan (Bo-bow-bo-bo)
      We could get lunch
      Aw, man (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      I think that I like you (You do?)
      Yeah
      But something bugs me 'bout the way you lick your envelopes, so...
      [Chorus]
      I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      So hopped up that I can't pretend
      Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Stay friends
      Problem that you can't defend (Oh)
      Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Whose heart could I break today?
      Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Stay friends
      Problem that you can't defend
      [Interlude]
      (Oh...)
      (I think tha-a-)
      [Verse 2]
      Slip me in your pocket
      Chicka-chew the way out
      Oh man, was that your last piece of gum? (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      (Come on!) But we both wanted some!
      I know, and you can get in the hole too
      E-R, what can you say?
      I never read the package anyway (Haha, oh)
      [Chorus]
      I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh)
      Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Stay friends
      Problem that you can't defend (Oh)
      Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Whose heart could I break today?
      Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Stay friends
      Problem that you can't defend
      [Chorus]
      I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh)
      Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Stay friends
      Problem that you can't defend (Oh)
      Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Whose heart could I break today?
      Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
      Stay friends
      Problem that you can't defend

    • @sonianvideo
      @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      *CHEESEBURGER FAMILY*
      [Intro]
      (What?)
      [Verse 1]
      On the side, or below it
      No use countin', but it
      There it was, below it
      Only farther right
      Say grace and move on
      And the kids are havin' children of their own
      So you know (Know-know)
      (What?) You know the recipe stays alive
      (Like a butterfly!)
      [Chorus]
      Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
      Hand me down my suit and tie
      Arigato family!
      I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time
      Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
      Hand me down my suit and tie
      Arigato family!
      I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time
      [Refrain]
      (Hey, what do ya know, tomato, tomato!)
      (What's the difference?)
      Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
      (Then why would you say so?)
      I don't know!
      Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
      [Verse 2]
      From the time you were born
      Flowers have blossomed, trees have grown
      You, oh and I
      Different in my sight
      As with mine, and the lord
      It's kinda something special
      To close the fight (What?)
      Nothin' more divine
      (Oh, what'cha doin-doin?)
      (Dinnertime!)
      [Chorus]
      Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
      Hand me down my suit and tie
      Arigato family!
      I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time
      Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
      Hand me down my suit and tie
      Arigato family!
      I'll be dancin'
      [Verse 3]
      Five in the morning, kids are still snoring
      Dad's in the kitchen, have you ever seen such a meal?
      Black coffee baby, beef can bring gravy
      Moment to be lazy, have you ever seen such a meal?
      Backyard daisies, sleepy healthy baby
      Lettuce and tomato, have you ever seen such a meal?
      Dad sees the babies growing up slowly
      Holds on softly, have you ever seen such-
      [Bridge]
      It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal)
      It's a family deal (It's a family deal)
      It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal)
      It's a family deal (It's a family deal)
      It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
      It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
      It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
      It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
      [Outro]
      (Oh, Cheeseburger Family!)
      Hand me down my suit and tie
      (Arigato family!)
      (Dancin' dinnertime)

    • @sonianvideo
      @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      *FIGHTER*
      [Intro]
      (Fight with your heart)
      (Play for keep)
      (I've gotta keep, keep)
      (Dirty play)
      [Verse 1]
      When I try-y-y (Oh, there you are)
      To look sly-y
      Then you push all my curtains to the side
      To the side
      [Chorus]
      Call me fighter
      I'll mop the floor with you
      Call me lover
      I'll take you for a drink or two
      You'll get older
      And maybe then you'll feel some control
      [Break]
      Ah-ah, a-a-a-a-a-ah
      A-a-a-a-oy
      A-a-a-oy
      [Verse 2]
      When I learn-earn-earn (Like that, like that)
      To look stern
      You broke my heart and now it's your turn
      It's your turn
      [Chorus]
      Call me fighter
      I'll mop the floor with you
      Call me lover
      I'll take you for a drink or two
      You'll get older
      And maybe then you'll feel some control
      [Interlude]
      (If I don't fight so brutally)
      (The bigger strikes hit me harder back)
      (Until we quit loving you and I)
      (The pleasure slipping, oy)
      [Spoken]
      Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Yes, yes, thank you all for coming out. Tonight, we've got a wild, wild show for you all, so let's give it over to Jack Stauber!
      [Bridge]
      Roller skate into my view
      Hold my gaze tonight
      Hold my baby, I love you
      See you smile so bright
      If you truly love me
      Why'd you train me to fight?
      If it wasn't in my blood
      What do you see right?
      [Break 2]
      (Why did you? What do you?)
      (Why did you? What do you?)
      (Why did you? What do you?)
      (Why did you? What do you?)
      (Why did you? What do you?)
      (Why did you? What do you?)
      (Why did you? What do you?)
      [Verse 3]
      When I try
      To look sly
      Then you push all my curtains to the side
      To the side
      When I try
      To look sly
      Then you push all my curtains to the side
      To the side
      [Outro]
      Call me fighter
      Call me lover
      You'll get older

    • @sonianvideo
      @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      *THE BALLAD OF HAMANTHA*
      [Intro]
      (Go away)
      [Verse 1]
      Life's extension lottery
      Kind to some, but not duly
      Born with a rare and sad disease
      She grew- a ham- where her head should be
      [Pre-Chorus]
      Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
      Meaty face and a lovely eye
      Her dream was to be a famous star
      But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar
      [Chorus]
      Hamantha, Hamantha
      You were impossible to ignore
      Hamantha, Hamantha
      So greedy we wanted more
      [Break]
      (Oh no!)
      [Verse 2]
      Her father was a simple man (Duh!)
      He wanted to help, "in any way that I can!"
      Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
      In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky
      [Pre-Chorus 2]
      Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
      Meaty face and a lovely eye
      Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
      And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain
      [Chorus]
      Hamantha, Hamantha
      You were impossible to ignore
      Hamantha, Hamantha
      So greedy we wanted more
      [Bridge]
      Got a call from the doctor
      He had some amazing news for her
      He just developed a cure
      If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her
      Burst out the door, she was beaming
      Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
      Finally freed from her pain
      But something else fell with the rain
      A stray bullet shot by her father
      Aimlessly nested inside her
      She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
      Of the life which once christened her body
      [Interlude]
      "Nurse, s-she’s... she's gone."
      "O-oh... oh dear."
      "I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations."
      "U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that-?"
      "I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break."
      "Oh dear."
      [Pre-Chorus 3]
      Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
      Meaty face and a lovely eye
      At her time of death, the doc said "time to eat!"
      So we took a bite out of her face meat
      [Chorus]
      Hamantha, Hamantha
      You were impossible to ignore (La-la-la...)
      Hamantha, Hamantha
      So greedy we wanted more
      [Outro]
      Soaring infinitely through space
      Hamantha's soul was graced
      With a glance of our humble planet
      At which she was amazed
      The news of her untimely death
      Had spread out near and far
      And through her soul, the truth was whole
      Her dream had crossed the bar
      Hamantha had become a star
      Hamantha was finally a star
      Hamantha had become a star
      Hamantha was finally a star

  • @dogray787
    @dogray787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8875

    *me thinkinng jack stauber looks like the fun uncle that brings presents everytime he visits*

    • @azarberries3991
      @azarberries3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      I feel like he wants cheese for his birthday
      I dont blame him

    • @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210
      @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yep!

    • @EEEEEEE36364
      @EEEEEEE36364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      He looks like that. You got me-

    • @PumpkinCat-wl3dq
      @PumpkinCat-wl3dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I'd love having this dude or someone similar to that in my family.

    • @dogray787
      @dogray787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@deadbeyondbridges i know but i put my spin on it D: sorry. should have put "inspired"

  • @jesusbaby9873
    @jesusbaby9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7693

    Jack Stauber when he sees an inanimate object: slap some eyes on that bad boy and call it a song

    • @kopicat9656
      @kopicat9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I mean, _you're not wrong-_

    • @cupee4234
      @cupee4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Food

    • @jesusbaby9873
      @jesusbaby9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cupee4234 ?

    • @nouveau_nouveau
      @nouveau_nouveau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@jesusbaby9873 food

    • @jespinwastaken
      @jespinwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      imagine putting eyes on a shoe and him making a skit called “walk”

  • @Fernisawake
    @Fernisawake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5355

    Jack stauber the movie

    • @mcdoughboi1859
      @mcdoughboi1859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mr globbypants what’s the plot

    • @Fernisawake
      @Fernisawake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@mcdoughboi1859 jack stauber sings in cursive and uses the power of teeth to kill leakers for leaking his music

    • @mcdoughboi1859
      @mcdoughboi1859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hamantha father shoots Cupid

    • @mcdoughboi1859
      @mcdoughboi1859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mr globbypants what I said should be canon

    • @deletespirit927
      @deletespirit927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      MC DOUGH BOI jack kills people that lick envelopes weirdly

  • @soapyyuh
    @soapyyuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3876

    "wrote you a song and now you're singing it wrong" lmao so true

    • @honeylemon4875
      @honeylemon4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂

    • @MrHank-wf1rr
      @MrHank-wf1rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In wich one it says that? Lmao

    • @soapyyuh
      @soapyyuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@MrHank-wf1rr at 53:27

    • @ericellison5241
      @ericellison5241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MrHank-wf1rr Keyman I think

    • @NewName007-n3u
      @NewName007-n3u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *roaches song and knife singing wrong

  • @GREEN-is8tv
    @GREEN-is8tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5525

    jack: - makes a song -
    meme animators: G O L D

    • @niponugga
      @niponugga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Its not even a meme just a 3 frame animations of furries turning into sans lmao

    • @jespinwastaken
      @jespinwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      no it’s furries turning into magical beings that we can’t comprehend and kills the entire world and they go Alex/demon/cute/mean/demon/cute/love

    • @puptaort
      @puptaort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      cringe culture is dead 💕💕

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@jespinwastaken That's Roblox, and I don't understand the appeal of "Alex" other than it's a name of a popular Roblox TH-camr.

    • @equisde5437
      @equisde5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      two time moment

  • @splendidpheasant9192
    @splendidpheasant9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4835

    Jack Stauber is the only person who could ever make me cry over a girl with a ham for a head

    • @thecjweej2761
      @thecjweej2761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I think Neil Cicierega could probably pull that number off

    • @kitzia13
      @kitzia13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@thecjweej2761 if they did a collab all gays and weird kids would be sweating intensely

    • @difeth_
      @difeth_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@kitzia13 get will wood in there and it'll be perfect

    • @bees4106
      @bees4106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Has anyone else tried?

    • @hannahisadisaster337
      @hannahisadisaster337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thecjweej2761 haha true

  • @desolation_81
    @desolation_81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4745

    Everyone joking about him looking like fun uncle, and i'm here with my uncle who looks exactly like Jack Stauber.
    P.s- yes my uncle is fun

    • @kopicat9656
      @kopicat9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I'm now leaving my home, tell me where you live XD

    • @feralb0i305
      @feralb0i305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      That is not your uncle that is now OUR uncle
      *Russian anthem starts playing*

    • @binglese
      @binglese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      lmao I know someone who looks literally exactly like him too.

    • @eenisoo
      @eenisoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @eufraciodango7923
      @eufraciodango7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no one knows

  • @samara.bouyer
    @samara.bouyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2814

    How to Jack Stauber:
    1. Sing in cursive
    2. Write songs bout random objects
    3. Have amazing yet terrifying claymation in your videos

    • @nipenojhd3560
      @nipenojhd3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I like how youre one of the rarest comments he hasn't liked

    • @samara.bouyer
      @samara.bouyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nipenojhd3560 LOL

    • @ancioquellovero
      @ancioquellovero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And 4:
      USE TEETH

    • @inluetts
      @inluetts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well that's not really how to Jack Stauber

    • @kairi3351
      @kairi3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      4. Put deep meanings in it that makes everyone cry

  • @toe9620
    @toe9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    everyone gangster until the eggs aren’t dippy

    • @yeahboi1.041
      @yeahboi1.041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      toe = theory of everyting

    • @cr4b4ppl
      @cr4b4ppl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I dunno why, but for some reason that song sounds like a really bad meltdown to me

    • @yoylejuice
      @yoylejuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOOOOO YOUR PFP IS DIGITAL GIRL BY KIRA THATS SWAG

    • @greendayenjoyer
      @greendayenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IM CRYING AAA

    • @mwh616
      @mwh616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cr4b4ppl Well, i'm pretty sure the song is about his near death experience he had recently at the time, so that's probably why

  • @curlyhaircupid
    @curlyhaircupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7406

    I don’t trust *ANYONE* who doesn’t clap to two time

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      I snap sometimes because it's 2am in the morning.

    • @curlyhaircupid
      @curlyhaircupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Sunflower Luna fun fact: I can’t snap XD

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@curlyhaircupid aw. That's ok

    • @PenguinManOfBird
      @PenguinManOfBird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      I don't trust the way you lick your envelopes

    • @thatguy6577
      @thatguy6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ink Bendy I can only snap with my left hand and I’m right handed

  • @ramennerd197
    @ramennerd197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    i like how he just has a tv in the garage

    • @falcon5178
      @falcon5178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      how is that weird

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EnterFalcon wdym who has a tv in their garage

    • @falcon5178
      @falcon5178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      everyone, even I have a tv in my garage

    • @squeakyfingerz4061
      @squeakyfingerz4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Iv'e kept TV's in my garage before, not plugged in but if they are to be sold or something

    • @nutmakesstuff3928
      @nutmakesstuff3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would go watch tv in that garage tho ngl, the floor seems like its nice and cold

  • @coopermadison6297
    @coopermadison6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    Has anyone noticed that his micropops sound like different decades of music over time? The ones at the beginning have references to the 50s (especially Inchman and Fighter) but closer to the end they sound more and more like the 80s (Deploy, for example)

    • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
      @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Can't wait for Jack to put dubstep in his next EP

    • @matlambda
      @matlambda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 wut

    • @slowkape
      @slowkape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 LMFAO

    • @IllaDillaJ
      @IllaDillaJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 it doesn’t really seem right Jack doing that how about he sticks to indie and indie pop

    • @rlnarayanan72
      @rlnarayanan72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 ay. im waitin for that. inchman in the video looks so distorted that i like it

  • @ALIEN-DUDE
    @ALIEN-DUDE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    When you listen to Jack stauber in December, it makes Christmas 1000% times better.

    • @area51studio93
      @area51studio93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Especially dinner is not over

    • @mansad5473
      @mansad5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Area 51 Studio and cupid

    • @area51studio93
      @area51studio93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man Sad OH MY GOD I COULD JUST IMAGINE THAT ACTUALLY for thanksgiving tho dinner is not over would be great

    • @mansad5473
      @mansad5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Area 51 Studio yes

    • @Snake.b1te
      @Snake.b1te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm doing that in 2020 and its making my life ☻✨🔪better ✨☻🔪

  • @saksvgm7919
    @saksvgm7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    Every night I go to sleep wondering why jack hasn't made extended versions of doctor and peppermint. One day, maybe, one day :'(

    • @jimmybob7113
      @jimmybob7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Most likely he won’t cuz they were posted over 1 yr ago

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I'll extend it:
      Can I have a peppermint
      You can have a peppermint
      That's too hot for me
      Bleh
      Hey
      Ahhhhhhh
      I don't like the peppermint
      You don't like the peppermint
      No it's too spicy
      Well Why's you ask me for a mint
      I don't know
      When did this spiciness begin
      I don't know
      Is it all because of me
      I don't know
      Am I sleeping on the couch
      Yeah
      [interlude]
      Can I have a peppermint
      No
      Why not
      You only spit it out
      Oh...

    • @koiboi3161
      @koiboi3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Those are stinky songs, stinky.

    • @curlyhaircupid
      @curlyhaircupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Nah you forgot the fucking classic ass nurpo

    • @sleepdeprived4891
      @sleepdeprived4891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      The real answer to why those 2 probably won’t be extended is because he would have to get the singers back to sing more lines.

  • @evilspaghettimonster5462
    @evilspaghettimonster5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    im trying so hard to get my friends into jack stauber, they think im a weirdo but he's seriously amazing

  • @notben8592
    @notben8592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I feel like “Today Today” was more of a personal pick from Jack than one that was recommended by everyone

    • @Ifgodscouldbleed70times
      @Ifgodscouldbleed70times 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A couple of them are, I mean, I think by the time eggs aren't dippy extended came out nobody was exactly asking for it. Also if he's going by popularity he has GOT to make a 4.99 extension

    • @reverendneko8512
      @reverendneko8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Ifgodscouldbleed70times "4.99/Able/Mirror Mirror" WHEN?

    • @artthenecromancer404
      @artthenecromancer404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@reverendneko8512 can’t forget “ /love will”

    • @reverendneko8512
      @reverendneko8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@artthenecromancer404 "4.99/Able/Love Will/Mirro Mirror " would be enough music for me to listen to for the next year honestly lmao

    • @artthenecromancer404
      @artthenecromancer404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reverendneko8512 same, adding a /penny would probably be enough to keep me satisfied for a decade

  • @Jellylamps
    @Jellylamps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Almost half of these are about food and they’re all 2 spots apart

    • @meat_doughnuts3457
      @meat_doughnuts3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well, who doesn't like food?

    • @tzimtzu
      @tzimtzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right you are

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg you're right... I think he likes food. A LOT.

    • @curlyhaircupid
      @curlyhaircupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao true

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is a dude climbing in your ear classified as food?

  • @ivyklobs2662
    @ivyklobs2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    Got in a car crash today. This really helped me calm down though. You have no idea how much this helped me. Thank you so much.

    • @ivyklobs2662
      @ivyklobs2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      NoodleBubble thanks

    • @seacow4705
      @seacow4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hey it's been 2 weeks. You better now? X

    • @ivyklobs2662
      @ivyklobs2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@seacow4705 I'm doing a lot better :) thanks!

    • @Chluffles
      @Chluffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      God bless you, especially during these difficult times. I hope for a safe recovery and good friends to support you along the way 💖🌈✨ if you need calming aesthetic music, I can certainly recommend some as well!

    • @ethanhopkins6156
      @ethanhopkins6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      awwh no! feeling better?

  • @youarenowawarepodcast8896
    @youarenowawarepodcast8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Tea Errors will never not bop to me. The vocals at the end just give me goosebumps. Those harmonies man!

    • @microwavedsun7345
      @microwavedsun7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why hate one of his best songs when you can love it

    • @labington6404
      @labington6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i fap to tea error

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you monster.

    • @-turron-59yearsago23
      @-turron-59yearsago23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tea Errors is one of the best

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@labington6404 nice..........
      ew........

  • @pipergubby
    @pipergubby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    my mom came in and she looked at the computer and asked what the hell are you listening to lol

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      which song

    • @pipergubby
      @pipergubby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      P0Pdart the ballad of Hamantha

    • @SKELETON_FARM
      @SKELETON_FARM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pipergubby uh oh

    • @rawzombiez5709
      @rawzombiez5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn hiyoko didnt expect u here😳

    • @komarunaegi2195
      @komarunaegi2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HIYOKO YASSSSSS FINALLY I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE NAMED HIYOKO ALSO I LIKE DA COMMENT

  • @sirpeetthelittle
    @sirpeetthelittle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    probably the closest to a new Jack Stauber album we’re gonna get for awhile

    • @0urxladyx0fxgh0stz8
      @0urxladyx0fxgh0stz8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sadly

    • @SKELETON_FARM
      @SKELETON_FARM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :,)

    • @peachy-wd6ci
      @peachy-wd6ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When will he release a new album

    • @kawaiisauce
      @kawaiisauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peachy-wd6ci maybe april

    • @kawaiisauce
      @kawaiisauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its kind of an album, considering it has 16 songs on it and its all from the same mega album thing

  • @asven.
    @asven. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    My favourite weird shit to listen to while working

    • @snowy3219
      @snowy3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Relatable

    • @khoi9554
      @khoi9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, im doing a project for school while listening to this, so, yeah, this is very Relatable

    • @cool-alien377
      @cool-alien377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me tooo 😂

    • @Cloverisalittleslilly8264
      @Cloverisalittleslilly8264 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

  • @farminaantofagasta3013
    @farminaantofagasta3013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Theory:
    When Hamantha died, the song "today today" is her father singing and crying because he killed her daugher and thats why he says "count your teardrops all "114" of them and sing"

    • @joblesss209
      @joblesss209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      al dente is the father trying drugs after he's done crying

    • @futuretells8760
      @futuretells8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually in “today today” he said “count your teardrops, all 114” 144 meaning that the song “today today” is his 114th video.

    • @aresknight12
      @aresknight12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@joblesss209 Hamantha bad ending
      In the good ending she uses her brain and waits till it's done raining to exit

    • @miyo_mizugi
      @miyo_mizugi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No lmao

    • @n3ther1te
      @n3ther1te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aresknight12 or she just uses an umbrella to deflect the bullet or somethin

  • @lawlling
    @lawlling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Cupid sounds like one of those depressing 80's songs that 14 year old girls would listen to
    no hate on cupid, just pointing out my opinion

    • @kopicat9656
      @kopicat9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      80's Billie Eilish-

    • @area51studio93
      @area51studio93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Deploy sounds like a summer song to me or a song when you go out with friends on a beach in my opinion

    • @maximep1874
      @maximep1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@area51studio93 y e s

    • @angelreyes4337
      @angelreyes4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      more like 60´s

    • @thehexedcoin1517
      @thehexedcoin1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it fells like the song you'd hear after an scp movie where the protagonist is a guard with a wife but there was a breach and it led to his wife's death/not being able to see them anymore and is now blaming a cupid like scp as well as the foundation, just my opinion.
      my brain is erratic

  • @bryce4650
    @bryce4650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Just me or Jack Stauber is the kind of guy who invites his relatives into abstract art cafes to feast in his birthday?

    • @golden_cube
      @golden_cube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, you're not alone

    • @Sandwich_People
      @Sandwich_People ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is incredibly specific but I completely agree

    • @bryce4650
      @bryce4650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg it's going to be 4 years since this was posted, crazy that this used to be my go to study playlist

  • @Bossay6
    @Bossay6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    44:15 i like how the video synced with the yelling backing vocals

    • @Noname-nv2st
      @Noname-nv2st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's beautiful

    • @EEEEEEE36364
      @EEEEEEE36364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that is so smooth and relaxing

    • @pierocelle4343
      @pierocelle4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      26:18 too

    • @softsoap.3152
      @softsoap.3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      H E ‘ S D E A D A G A I N

    • @CometMothman
      @CometMothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *sATISFYINGGGG*

  • @Poisontoon
    @Poisontoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    So what music do you listen to?
    Me: It’s complicated...

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      how is it complicated? It's not hard to say "Jack Stauber" or "Pop"

    • @simaeyy
      @simaeyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      y e s

    • @markfungus
      @markfungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Whatchu mean bruv its perfectly fine

    • @SpringLockKitty
      @SpringLockKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@simaeyy Yikes.

    • @THELIVINGSEB
      @THELIVINGSEB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Umm, Alternative Synth Pop?

  • @ssshinomiya5125
    @ssshinomiya5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The chorus after the doctor announces Hamantha's death hit differently than the other ones which just sends chills down my spine

  • @currymouse
    @currymouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jack : wrote you a song and now you’re singing it wrong
    Also jack : *sings in every single language on earth at once*

  • @demitriborrero7820
    @demitriborrero7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I'm waiting for that one God of a human to come by and post the lyrics for all the songs. I'm waiting because I know he's out there and he's gonna PROVIDE for us

    • @sonianvideo
      @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Check the new pinned comment, thanks for suggesting!

    • @moved8575
      @moved8575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack told someone the lyrics to TEAD after they asked him on patreon

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius exists you know.

    • @rizkyagung9809
      @rizkyagung9809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @coffeeaddict4451
      @coffeeaddict4451 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the god himself is Jack... cause you know he came up with the lyrics lol

  • @angryman...
    @angryman... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Thank you for doing this, it really reminds me how sad the Hamantha Trilogy is

    • @lemnlyme
      @lemnlyme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sometimes i can’t listen to it, it upsets me so bad 😣

    • @Opossum.mommie
      @Opossum.mommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait there’s a hamantha TRILOGY??

    • @MutatedIce1
      @MutatedIce1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kirbo The Wirbo wait so there’s a 3RD ONE

    • @kexthekool2682
      @kexthekool2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Opossum.mommie yes, all the songs in the ballad of hamantha single are connected

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kexthekool2682 how?

  • @drawgirl4565
    @drawgirl4565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I swear this man can choose any object around him, put eyes on it, and it's a masterpiece HOW?!

  • @digi2542
    @digi2542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    That must've taken hours to export and upload. Aplauds*

  • @llawliet7369
    @llawliet7369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    It would’ve been cool if he added a blood splatter on the floor right at the end when the gunshot happens in Cupid

    • @CLZF-R57
      @CLZF-R57 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It would

  • @NervousYoungInhuman
    @NervousYoungInhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    My Fav songs out of this video.
    Dinner is not over
    Cupid
    Inchman
    Baby hotline
    Keyman
    Two time
    Tea Errors
    Those Eggs arnt Dippy
    Deploy
    Fighter
    Theres something happening

    • @aerithsgf1575
      @aerithsgf1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heavy Says Join RED Team do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, two time?

    • @NervousYoungInhuman
      @NervousYoungInhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aerithsgf1575 I'll check it out

    • @jimmybob7113
      @jimmybob7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dinner is Not Over is freking epic

    • @microwavedsun7345
      @microwavedsun7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about out of the ox?

    • @avocado5554
      @avocado5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NervousYoungInhuman why isn't out of the is on here

  • @kairi3351
    @kairi3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    he knows how to say deep things without making it sound cringey.

  • @mrspaghetti8147
    @mrspaghetti8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    This should be the actual album. Not 100 songs.

    • @sirpeetthelittle
      @sirpeetthelittle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      actual facts

    • @mrspaghetti8147
      @mrspaghetti8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xultsu yay! I’m right!

    • @callowrat
      @callowrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesss

    • @mrspaghetti8147
      @mrspaghetti8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m glad to see that so many people agree

    • @dougyuck
      @dougyuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      micropop the album has good songs though

  • @Andrew-of4fc
    @Andrew-of4fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Jack looks like the really cool uncle who encourages you to be yourself and let's you do fun things. He has the coolest stuff but your parents hate him cus he "*isnt a good role model*"

  • @heidiluvssu
    @heidiluvssu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I had to fall asleep with this on because Jack stauber is like a lullaby-

    • @heidiluvssu
      @heidiluvssu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Benjamin Gibson True lol

  • @AlecNormal
    @AlecNormal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dude I love Jack Stauber's music so much. He's the person who got me into making music in the first place, and I feel really lucky to have found him

  • @contentbot2.9
    @contentbot2.9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I remember listening to Inchman and Two Time when my family went to Florida last summer, making them really nostalgic to me, even though I’ve only heard of them for less than a year now

  • @oscarp6257
    @oscarp6257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    every Jack Staurber song is a bop, no matter what the context is, sad or not its a jam to listen to any Jack Stauber song.

    • @skrybspryt
      @skrybspryt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont like the ballad of hamantha bc i saw a mv on it (prolly not his) and it has scared me ever since

  • @yaboykeiran2874
    @yaboykeiran2874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    The extended we really need
    |
    \/
    *Benny worm*
    Edit: ok all the songs in the replies are valid as well

    • @neroward767
      @neroward767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      wat about cooking with abigail

    • @singerz56
      @singerz56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Love Bug, Aleph, Peppermint. Cooking With Abigail > Benny Worm

    • @kopicat9656
      @kopicat9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They're all equally good imo-

    • @bcsilikejanmayen5716
      @bcsilikejanmayen5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He extended it in one of his gigs

    • @naaso1132
      @naaso1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bcsilikejanmayen LINK

  • @SmolBug
    @SmolBug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I’d definitely like to see an extended version for New Normal, Goldie (Underrated), $4.99, and Sine.

    • @stinkabutt21
      @stinkabutt21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "dinner's almost ready"
      "oh, dope"

    • @coffeeaddict4451
      @coffeeaddict4451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      new normal is pretty dang good

    • @lucyadams531
      @lucyadams531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      an extended new normal would give me nightmares. I need it.

    • @noice5239
      @noice5239 ปีที่แล้ว

      Choice?

  • @gronkee540
    @gronkee540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I appreciate the added gunshot on cupid!

  • @ElliottSargent
    @ElliottSargent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    After the Micropop channel was hacked, I can't be more grateful for this video. If I want to listen to these songs on TH-cam, I'll do it here instead of the topic channel, which of course would not give the revenue to jack. Thanks so much for this!

  • @lithiumchloride9828
    @lithiumchloride9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My favorite of his micropop songs were probably Two Time, Cheeseburger Family, The Ballad of Hamantha, Baby Hotline, Tea Errors, and Cupid. Of course, those were some of the first ones I knew about. I usually stick to a number of songs I love instead of all of the micropop ones. Some of these I haven't even heard of before.

    • @titoticodorian
      @titoticodorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I personally like Inchman, Today Today and Deploy, but all of those I love as well!

  • @mialopez5133
    @mialopez5133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    my theory :)) what if hamantha is a song abt a man who's daughter tragically died, then Today Today, is the aftermath, when the dad goes into depression, and al dente is the dad starting a drug addiction over the death of Samantha

    • @alfivan
      @alfivan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean it makes sense

    • @cuartetera_promedio
      @cuartetera_promedio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice plan for a series

  • @artthenecromancer404
    @artthenecromancer404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Listening to all of these on Christmas Eve is unironically making Christmas a lot better.

    • @artthenecromancer404
      @artthenecromancer404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m back this year.

    • @GreenSonic4975
      @GreenSonic4975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      listening to his songs in the last 4 months of a year makes life better, i was 12 when the pandemic started, i swear i felt like in a whole new alternate reality, i was considering being something close beetwen kid and teen, but not pre-teen at all, but it was just my mind which was changing, and i was just in my home, my life.

  • @AlecNormal
    @AlecNormal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    44:57 that was synced perfectly

    • @pierocelle4343
      @pierocelle4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      26:18 too

    • @moved8575
      @moved8575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pierocelle4343 that was the beginning

  • @sandygraves2046
    @sandygraves2046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Thanks for putting this together!

  • @MAR_abisal
    @MAR_abisal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    One thing I love about Jack songs is that if you have listened to one you haven't heard to anything, that are all so different it's exiting to think about how it's going to be, they can even change to something completely unexpected and I love it, the music is so good, especially dinner is not over, al dente, cheese burger family etched

  • @sadlilbrat1336
    @sadlilbrat1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    he made 2 albums that have 2 songs
    he made 3 albums that have 3 songs
    will he make 4 albums that have 4 songs,
    and 5 albumbs that ahev 5 songs?
    and so on?
    edit: just realized baby hotline ruined everything bc it just has 2
    im crying

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ya know he's made 3 albums with 2 songs?

    • @Keedisgay
      @Keedisgay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah wait wait, I think I saw you on a different comment before!

    • @nalancito
      @nalancito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      please hold me close to youuuu~

  • @bulletsponge6920
    @bulletsponge6920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Anyone else can't help it but sing "Cheeseburger Family", whilst munchin on a nice and juicy BoIGoR?

  • @mothwithcrayonz
    @mothwithcrayonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm new to his music and all I can say almost every one of these songs are awesome so thx for putting all these together!

  • @meat_doughnuts3457
    @meat_doughnuts3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I absolutely love how you like a majority of the comments

    • @sonianvideo
      @sonianvideo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      then how about you join them

    • @kopicat9656
      @kopicat9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oop-

  • @JINXXOPI
    @JINXXOPI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    this might be a hot take but it shouldnt be:
    theres not a single bad jack stauber song. im frfr
    even like,, on from viator. where the man just. laughs. an absolute anthem.

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like all of his songs, except every single song from viator. It just sounds like a train wreck. It just sounds horrible in my opinion. Makes me want to blow my ears out. Anyways, have a good day.
      Edit: Man I regret this comment, I love Viator now lol

    • @Opossum.mommie
      @Opossum.mommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      P0Pdart Viator is one of my favourite albums, I just find so much emotion and energy in it. Like Pressed Flowers and Soda Pop Heart,

    • @zuri8098
      @zuri8098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i can kinda agree with P0Pdart here, it sounds like nerfed everywhere at the end of time

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think there are some bad Jack Stauber songs. Like Kissin' On Me. That song has a horrible beat, instrumental is bad, and lyrics are just lazy. Think of the most generic rap. That's that song. But it was made back in 2012, so he's changed. I don't think there is a bad "modern" jack stauber song though.

    • @P0Pdart
      @P0Pdart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jack Drill Who are you?

  • @squeakyfingerz4061
    @squeakyfingerz4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I feel like Jack had to much fun with inchman
    Edit-
    this is all of his music.

  • @draggDumps
    @draggDumps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jack Stauber's songs bring so much joy to my life. Never have I seen someone so unashamed of being "weird", confidentially post it on the internet, and gain so much respect for it.
    I strive to be just as proud of my own bizarre works as he is with his.

  • @tnaoro
    @tnaoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    56:29 oh,circumcise my love for you

    • @chewbubs3533
      @chewbubs3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's far too vapid and aimless

    • @wlsdndqkr5399
      @wlsdndqkr5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Love solder

    • @ackount2384
      @ackount2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want a closer

    • @tnaoro
      @tnaoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Naomi1220 as I said, careless & calm-free

    • @Furcornidk
      @Furcornidk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wlsdndqkr5399 boom

  • @himate1666
    @himate1666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Shes a Hoarder of quarters
    Favorite line

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *I WaNt mY QuaRtErs!*

    • @curlyhaircupid
      @curlyhaircupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean- same tho.

    • @moog3438
      @moog3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *proceeds to go limp during every other verse*

    • @cantthinkofanything165
      @cantthinkofanything165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All of the replies above have danganronpa profile pics🤔

    • @golden_cube
      @golden_cube 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a hoarder of quarters but the quarters is replaced with "unnecessary screenshots"

  • @-.-9021
    @-.-9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    To the person who made this, this is absolutely amazing, the effort to make this and everything too, its awesome, thank you so much!!

  • @provsnoob6420
    @provsnoob6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how *Fighter,* *Baby Hotline,* *Out the Ox,* and *Keyman* kinda matches to the video in the tv

    • @jotaro5165
      @jotaro5165 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe because at the beginning there is no new lyric

    • @DJFrimFram
      @DJFrimFram ปีที่แล้ว

      Today today, too, kinda, at 21:34

  • @SeesawChaos
    @SeesawChaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like that I don't even know some of Jack's lyrics in his songs, and it's what makes me love his songs XD it's just so mysterious.

  • @recxrds2287
    @recxrds2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    does anyone get "dont hug me im scared" vibes?

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly we all love jack Stauber thats why we are here but tbh SONIAN did a great job on this video
    The thumbnail fits with jack's aesthetic and is eye catching
    The video of the micro version plays on a VCR in the background
    All the songs are categorised by album and clearly labeled with both on screen indication and TH-cam chapters
    So thank you for this video is a great showcase of jacks work! 💙

  • @correromane9271
    @correromane9271 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Nobody sings like him, nobody creates like him. He's a wonderful alien

    • @RobloxCool_34
      @RobloxCool_34 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's from a different world

  • @chrisbranch288
    @chrisbranch288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The single most hilarious thing I've ever read in my life is "Those Eggs Aren't Dippy" and I can't explain why.

    • @golden_cube
      @golden_cube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Istg the part where he sang faster than eminem 😩😩gold

  • @mae-nlycreative260
    @mae-nlycreative260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Any song that has a good beat and nice music: *exists*
    10 years old gacha editors: oh here i go coming in with a gacha edit about my oc having an evil side

    • @rawzombiez5709
      @rawzombiez5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      frr

    • @IndigoEthee
      @IndigoEthee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Either that or some sad depressing stuff when there not really depressed

    • @yoylejuice
      @yoylejuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      saiouma pfp 😳😳

    • @mae-nlycreative260
      @mae-nlycreative260 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoylejuice Saiouma gives me hope 😳😳

    • @laylathelpsqueen65
      @laylathelpsqueen65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is this accurate tho-

  • @rivera.m4a
    @rivera.m4a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    if he sold cds, i would buy the entire stock.

    • @golden_cube
      @golden_cube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He used to sell cds :(

    • @tompritchard4588
      @tompritchard4588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But where would we buy them then.

  • @pretty_boy1311
    @pretty_boy1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    God I had a teacher who looks like the Walmart version of Jack then another that looks like he hunts and fish

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My old science teacher looked like Jack

  • @owenmcbride1
    @owenmcbride1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jack Stauber is the Bohemian Rhapsody of Weirdcore. I also love the 80s VHS feel. Thank you, Jack Stauber.

  • @benfuertes6585
    @benfuertes6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    two time was the first song i have ever heard from jack, my friend introduced him to me when i used to play roblox, its been 2 years since i discovered jack but its been 2 years since i saw her go online

    • @susiepilled
      @susiepilled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      turns out she was jack stauber the whole time & wanted you to listen to his music, then left when the deed was done
      if that last part is true though, i hope she comes on soon wjks

    • @benfuertes6585
      @benfuertes6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@susiepilled b r o i went back to play roblox again 2 weeks ago and I SAW HER ONLINE so we got our steam accs and we just played and chatted

    • @susiepilled
      @susiepilled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benfuertes6585 woa im glad she came back!

    • @benfuertes6585
      @benfuertes6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@susiepilled yea we just caught up like how i moved, a girl said i was too short, introduced her into some real good channels and music, but she had barely changed but her artwork has gotten into some really weird shit

    • @benfuertes6585
      @benfuertes6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@susiepilled heres an example of her “artwork” th-cam.com/video/yks5_bnTcfQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @willoverdoseonmusic
    @willoverdoseonmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jack Stauber is a G O D.

  • @Bremmybrem6002
    @Bremmybrem6002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I want an extended version of 4.99
    it makes me feel so 𝓛𝓾𝔁𝓾𝓻𝔂

    • @ameliawillars
      @ameliawillars ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s literally just Spamton and I love it

    • @RobloxCool_34
      @RobloxCool_34 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had an dream that he made 4.99$ an extended song

    • @jotaro5165
      @jotaro5165 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@RobloxCool_34 I wish I had that dream 😔

  • @mortalia.
    @mortalia. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    these songs feel like a weird video game theme that you always sing along to but dont understand the lyrics.
    *And i'm okay with that.*

  • @NewhomeStudios
    @NewhomeStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love the aesthetic, very respectful to the source material. good work. even song compilations can benefit from thoughtfulness.

  • @phobia_kamado3859
    @phobia_kamado3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    jack stauber songs are super random yet have a very weird and creepy claymation theres a reason why i love him so much

  • @mksterfire7396
    @mksterfire7396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Out of all the artists I listen to for like 6 months non-stop until I get tired and find another artist, Jack Stauber is definitely my favorite.
    Edit: 7 months later, Still listen to his music so much. Even if he is not my favorite artist forever, I will never forget this music.

  • @greysonduncan-filmguy
    @greysonduncan-filmguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Thank you so much it's so hard to find the new songs

  • @torna2508
    @torna2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Im not a person who can taste music but for some reason in two time I feel like I can taste expired peppermint candies.

  • @djsjsjsojcsjsjxj9738
    @djsjsjsojcsjsjxj9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is my comfort music when I'm feeling down it gives me nostalgia of when I was little watching charlie brown, Cantinflas (the cartoons but his movies were a big part of my childhood), Popeyes(the old cartoon) and just old cartoons.

  • @bryce4650
    @bryce4650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was my go to playlist while doing assignments since December 2020 during my 10th Grade, and it's August of 2021 now and I'm still here for 11th Grade crazy how time flies

  • @slab092
    @slab092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    50s part in fighter might be the best part in ANY extended

    • @jellyfishyy
      @jellyfishyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      5 in the morning?

    • @o_artye
      @o_artye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jellyfishyy 1950 vibes...

  • @dhark0nyt742
    @dhark0nyt742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for this, helped me figure out which singles went in what order. It’s a shame this isn’t a full album yet. It’s a really good collection. I listen to these more frequently then pop food and hilo.

  • @doomderp
    @doomderp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my god thank you so much, saved and subbed, this is a blessing

  • @Toddo_5
    @Toddo_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Everybody finding out about jack stauber from tiktok while I'm here learning about him by a fucking worm

    • @tompritchard4588
      @tompritchard4588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could you elaborate. Pls. I found the album via a "two time" animation on TH-cam.

    • @Toddo_5
      @Toddo_5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tom Pritchard I was referencing a video he made called "Benny worm".
      also sheesh, this comment is old lol

    • @tompritchard4588
      @tompritchard4588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Toddo_5 Thx

  • @isabella7131
    @isabella7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    two time is actually amazing i’ve listened to it 135 times LMAOOO

  • @sadlilbrat1336
    @sadlilbrat1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    if cupid was shot and died, that means jack suicided, lets remember cupid is inside jack's head

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this comment and the reply have a chaotic energy

    • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
      @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheONLYFeli0 *clockwork energy

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Finja que tem um nome aqui no

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He also said he tasted death and it tasted good in dinner is not over.

    • @sadlilbrat1336
      @sadlilbrat1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jamie Johnson WHAT

  • @katigova
    @katigova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The extended we really need
    af
    |
    \/
    DOCTOR

    • @golden_cube
      @golden_cube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true!!!

    • @arp6722
      @arp6722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weird way of spelling Good Luck Chasing Your Mind

    • @noisepuppy
      @noisepuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yES

  • @alanalittlevlogs
    @alanalittlevlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:11
    can we just talk about this part like those notes were * chefs kiss~* perfect

  • @goincoconuts1978
    @goincoconuts1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This feels like an album.

    • @goincoconuts1978
      @goincoconuts1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RoachMahhn Art, And more.
      I mean each Micropop is sorta listed on TH-cam as it’s own album but this video is just a compilation. I could be wrong though.

    • @Mrkrabsbiggestfan
      @Mrkrabsbiggestfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goincoconuts1978 yeah i think its just a comp, but idk

  • @TheNeutralFace
    @TheNeutralFace 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Timestamps:
    0:01 inchman deploy
    5:51 Burger deploy
    14:06 Hamantha deploy
    26:17 Phone deploy
    34:59 Hand deploy
    45:01 Meat deploy
    (i did not know whay to call them so i called them deploys)
    Song timestamps
    0:01 Inchman
    3:30 Two Time
    5:50 Cheeseburger Family
    10:00 Fighter
    14:05 The Ballad of Hamantha
    19:58 Today Today
    22:57 Al Dente
    26:17 Baby Hotline
    31:09 Tea Errors
    34:59 Deploy
    39:22 Those Eggs Aren't Dippy
    41:32 Out The Ox
    45:00 Dinners Not Over
    49:41 There's Something Happening
    52:47 Keyman
    56:29 Cupid
    18:12 ...

  • @AlecTheConfused
    @AlecTheConfused 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cant count how many times ive listened to this now and its not getting old. It feels like if someone took all of their thoughts from a given day and put them through a machine that turns them into music. like its nonsensical allot of it, but also incredibly emotional, interesting and deep, funny and lighthearted. And the music is just blowing my mind ! Im glad im alive at the same time as this man.

  • @lawrencelozoya
    @lawrencelozoya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is a perfect 8 in my eyes. He's got a couples 9s in there, but this thing is PACKED with very weird but very impressive work. Totally worth looking into.

  • @shamywalid.k6603
    @shamywalid.k6603 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Finnaly a jack stauber playlist i was looking for

  • @Kokodaurat
    @Kokodaurat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh man i forgot about these, thanks for showing up :)

  • @donovan7187
    @donovan7187 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I just discovered Jack Stauber's music 2 months ago back in November and I'm literally obsessed! Have been listening to the songs non-stop, I think they're just unique, surreal and absolute bangers. His micropop, more than anything else I would say are THE best ones. I love them! My favourites are Ballad of Hamantha, Fighter, Dinner is not Over, Two Time, Cupid, There's something happening, and Cheeseburger family

  • @maiartzz_1
    @maiartzz_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i literally played this playlist in the mental hospital for 9 hours straight everyday LMAO