In 2020 and even now, I cry on a weekly basis and sometimes over the stupidest things Edit: here's an example. I spent half an hour crying while watching random people graduate. I'm still in school and years away from graduating.
Lolllllllll it’s so relatable and true 😂😭😭😭 I felt so bipolar bc I would wake up from my 5 hour nap and smile cause I feel so relaxed, but then immediately cry bc I was isolated, unemployed, and taking naps in the middle of the day while being quarantined. If a PHD puppet took his time to buy, wrap, and send me a gift, I would have cried my eyes out too.
The fact that this episode was SLEPT on is an absolute crime, it is easily one of the best ever. The gay oars? Iconic. The way Kate was so excited about seeing the diamonds? Beautiful.
nah this is my fav episode, when Ryan gets a rotten jelly bean for saying suck it Kate and when Kate cries after getting her gift LOL gets me every time
the fact that shane truly believes the hotdog sandwich debate is absolutely of equal importance as one of the most important theological debates in the history of christianity is the cherry on top of this episode
for a puppet that has for the most part a fairly limited range of facial motion beyond "8V" and "8|", the sheer stock-still bewilderment broadcast from the professor's expression when kate cried over her present was incredible
It hasn't hit me before how Kate fully committed to the idea that the pile of diamonds is a different entity to the professor and Shane (which of course, it is)
When the oar came up, i immediately was like “is he still with his boyfriend?” So happy they got to travel the world Ps. Ryan being dead inside while every song plays will never not be funny
"We book who we can" *has booked Death, a propeller who murdered people, a rapping pile of jewels from the most expensive necklace in possibly all of history, a sad choo-choo go boohoo, a volcano that killed idk how many, a coin sounding like randy newman, god himself, a snowman made anatomically correct using human intestines, a spindle spool of a spy, some gay oars, the Olympic torch and a mummified goose*
The jellybeans used to mean something. Now, they are just a reminder of the Professor’s growing vanity and his pursuit of absolute power, which has now corrupted the Bean System.
there was so much going on in this episode. the increasingly absurd and disturbing Saint Nick lore. the showstopping album of return guest and the Professor's songs. Ryan winning and Shane cutting him off before it could happen. Kate being so utterly excited and overjoyed that by it all she was moved to tears. I hope she knows I love her and wish her well 💖
I just like to pretend he's a timelord, explains the overlapping times and varied adventures. Or maybe he is just 3000+ years old and cursed with immortality
I'm just so grateful that Shane is finally giving me the representation I've always craved: *gay oar travelling the world and singing songs with their partner*
Fr tho. I'm a college student and I've had a couple breakdowns (pretty minimal but I can't-- for the love of everything holy, adapt to online schooling.) Sometimes when I'm in the middle of one, and an episode pops-up, it helps me calm down and regain my focus
I just love seeing how much heart Shane pours into this show. In Unsolved Mysteries he is usually so laid back, skeptical, and pessimistic. In contrast to that in this he is constantly happy, screaming with joy, and so theatrical. So happy to see Shane happy.
Doesn’t matter what time of year it is, this episode of Puppet History has become a piece of comfort media for me. Between the songs from returning guests, Kate’s response to her gift, Ryan’s outfit, and The Professor just being himself; I can’t help but be happy!
I’m watching this at the end of July, and I feel like I’m smack dab in the middle of December, watching the snowfall even though I’m in the Midwest and it almost never snows here lol
I think her and Ryan should be permanent and there should be an additional guest that changes every week. Kate really appreciates the show and she is all of us
I genuinely keep forgetting that The Professor isn't a real human being and just a blue fuzzy mitten that the (possibly) demonic Shane Madej moves around
Whenever it cuts to Shane behind the booth it genuinely jars me. Like that's a sight humans weren't meant to see, I get so into accepting the presence of the Professor that the break is always a shock.
Fun fact, in the UK we leave alcohol and mince pies out for santa at Christmas. Traditionally sherry but nowadays just whatever the adults in the house like. Often baileys.
7:52 Kate’s pure joy at seeing “That Big Pile of Diamonds” is like a child waking up on Christmas morning and then seeing their presents. Always makes me smile and makes the depression shut up
@@letmecatchyouslippin2425 wow you must be fun at party’s damn😂the fact that you felt the need to correct a comment on some random TH-cam video just to be an ass is really amusing
Nah King Solomon was necromancing way before these two jokers. Look it up. He apparently had a book (key of Solomon) which helped him summon and trap 72 genies and made them build his temple. It’s a wild rabbit hole to fall down!
In the future Ryan might fall in a great trouble and then he find a lamp. As a result he found a genie,but the genie wasn't classical. So he give his first born to him. The genie turn him into a puppet [therefore immortal]. He learn all trick from his abusive adopted dad. Now he has come to past for revenge. #theprofessororigin
Two things: 1) I’m so glad they had Kate for the special! Like it’d be cool if they had Steven or Sara, but they brought Kate back! 2) Speaking of Kate, I love that the professor brought back That Big Pile of Diamonds, it just seems so authentically thought, as well as coming full circle
How is Shane so goddamn talented? He never lets on about any of this shit in buzzfeed unsolved barring the Hot Daga, which is only in the followup vids that not everyone watches. He's a comical, musical, lanky-ass skeptic who isn't afraid of anything and is very tall. I think he might be my hero
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 4 points and Kate had 1. Ryan won but I believe Kate really is the winner because she was such a delight in this episode and was so happy with her gift and her make up was stunning
when the professor almost called ryan dad, i immediately thought of the brooklyn 99 scene where jake called capt. holt dad and holt said "do you see me as a father figure, peralta?". had a bit of a chuckle
Ryan’s questioning every life choice he ever made that led him to the moment where he watched the bones of Santa sing a song about dead, pickled children with a puppet.
Mariah Carey has been real quiet since the professor dropped his Christmas album
Rumor has it she’s hella jealous of the Pricey Ice’s whistle tone 👀
I hope shane sees this comment lol
She’s on hush mode
@@greatvalue_ethelcain is a very time man 👨 the way you oooo out in a
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
kate crying over the professors gift is the most relatable fucking thing.
I actually teared up when she did. :)
One big mood
I cried with her 😭
I love how she was so emotional we all caught feels by proxy
Pure love
This Christmas, he's not Professor McNasty, he's Professor McNaughty
Or maybe it’s Professor McNaughsty lol! Great joke, you had me crackin’ !
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it cost you nothing to say that
Oh is that why he almost called Ryan daddy? 🤣
But he’s a good boy 🥺
ryan immediately describing jesus as "fresh on the scene, a debutante" still gets me every time i watch this episode
No replies but 2.6k likes? Good
The professor casually slipping in the fact that a guy shit himself to death during the song is one of the best parts of the episode
further evidence that ryan's faking his lack of enjoyment because this should have delighted him lmao
I can't believe someone took their decades of skill to paint it tbh
Fun fact saint nick is not the only historical person to have died while shitting. George the second also died while shitting.
@@chipslejonet8840 Elvis too right?
@@flimsyenthusiasm5769 didn’t he die from drugs?
Kate's genuine joy next to Ryan's hungover uncle energy is just *chefs kiss*
I hope Kate reads through these comments to see how many people appreciate her.
They definitely filmed this the day after Too Many Spirits if he's hungover 🤣
@@tippib2222 She's magnetic!
Yes!
Kate’s the excited child on Christmas eve and Ryan’s the tired/sober uncle who flew over to spend the holidays
Kate putting away her drink to pay better attention to the song is me.
kate going from "a friend" to "your first born" such a big leap and i am still laughing about it
The professor is wearing a scarf and no pants. He is a pioneer.
his outfit inspo was winnie the pooh
its a pussy out kinda look
@@sethrodrigues399 is the prof trans bc i love it
My heart melted when Kate opened her present and started crying. She's too wholesome for this world!
“I haven’t cried properly in a while”
*breaks down over tiny processor gift...
If that isn’t a 2020 mood idk what is.
In 2020 and even now, I cry on a weekly basis and sometimes over the stupidest things
Edit: here's an example. I spent half an hour crying while watching random people graduate. I'm still in school and years away from graduating.
its september 2021 and i cried over kate crying so
Lolllllllll it’s so relatable and true 😂😭😭😭
I felt so bipolar bc I would wake up from my 5 hour nap and smile cause I feel so relaxed, but then immediately cry bc I was isolated, unemployed, and taking naps in the middle of the day while being quarantined. If a PHD puppet took his time to buy, wrap, and send me a gift, I would have cried my eyes out too.
The fact that this episode was SLEPT on is an absolute crime, it is easily one of the best ever. The gay oars? Iconic. The way Kate was so excited about seeing the diamonds? Beautiful.
nah this is my fav episode, when Ryan gets a rotten jelly bean for saying suck it Kate and when Kate cries after getting her gift LOL gets me every time
Christmas: today
Presents: opened
Saint Nicholas: saved the pickle boys
Hotel: Trivago
you're at 420 likes- so I can't give you a like but consider this a like
God: didn’t make those people dance
I'm curious if the boys who got brought back to life were still pickled afterwards? I mean that's how it seems anyways.
the fact that shane truly believes the hotdog sandwich debate is absolutely of equal importance as one of the most important theological debates in the history of christianity is the cherry on top of this episode
Exactly. Jesus claimed to be GOD. So arius claiming he wasn’t God was punishable by death. No separation of church and state.
They're clearly tacos.
@@jacobbiggs7956 tacos have a hard shell
@@Ami14120 no they do not Taco bell is real tacos
@@benjaminlambert8944 Just a slight correction on your statement - Jesus didn't state He was God, He stated He was the Son of God.
for a puppet that has for the most part a fairly limited range of facial motion beyond "8V" and "8|", the sheer stock-still bewilderment broadcast from the professor's expression when kate cried over her present was incredible
It hasn't hit me before how Kate fully committed to the idea that the pile of diamonds is a different entity to the professor and Shane (which of course, it is)
She's easily one of the best contestants, Ryan included, for her insane commitment to the bit
I love how Kate is excited for every song she's like a kid left in a candy store
They are a bop though 😂
Yeah...well...she did say she was more into the green stuff. Just sayin.
@@caryulmer5578 😂😂
Oh come on it’s so melodramatic
@@referenceslut7529 no its adorable
“I almost called you *dad.”*
There’s a lot to unpack here....
So Shane calls Ryan /daddy/ does he?
(Please dont shoot me for the horrible joke)
I mean the professor is a time traveller, and it could explain the hate.
I'm sorry did you say *dad?*
What is that?
“Is it because you’ve been naughty?”
“Who? Me? Oh Nooo”
MY theorists Senses are tingling
When the oar came up, i immediately was like “is he still with his boyfriend?”
So happy they got to travel the world
Ps. Ryan being dead inside while every song plays will never not be funny
The fact that I’m so invested in a Gay Oar relationship 💀💀
who's gay?
@@ecksdee1637 the oar's are gay lol the whole song was about them traveling around everywhere together being gay.
@@jessiz7833 I hope they have a great life
@@JackalopeBunny ohhhh lol
The Oar song had NO REASON to slap as hard as it did
Couple of the year
@@micheal2458 century*
@@jaysgreenbeans2163 millennium*
Love that they "skipped st. Petersburg" for reasons
@@yellododo past 500 million years
I feel like we’re inching ever closer to Puppet History the Musical
omg
Look out for the 2040 cinematic adaptation by Ryan Murphy
Edit: nvm he better not get his paws on this, I’d fight him
Oh my gosh I would PAY for Puppet History: The Musical.
y e s
Very. Very. Very here for that. I doubt Shane wants to write a full length show but I'd settle for a review!
Requirements to have christmas everyday:
-travel the world
-be an oar
-be gay
I have everything except “travel the world” and “be an oar”
Damn... I can only do two
i see the gays have accumulated here
I got one of the above going for me so far
One out of three
"We book who we can"
*has booked Death, a propeller who murdered people, a rapping pile of jewels from the most expensive necklace in possibly all of history, a sad choo-choo go boohoo, a volcano that killed idk how many, a coin sounding like randy newman, god himself, a snowman made anatomically correct using human intestines, a spindle spool of a spy, some gay oars, the Olympic torch and a mummified goose*
Don’t forget God
@@harmonlanager2670 and the human-snowman abomination
@@harmonlanager2670 no i rememberer to add god
@@issa5806 the snowman from the donner episode
Dont forget the snow with everyones bones
I love how the mummified goose’s gift idea was basically “I am a gift, give me” lol
I aspire for that level of self love tbh
I mean, he was buried in her tomb as an offering . . . a companion . . . one could even say a gift.
I love how the professor is just throwing jellybeans at everyone at this point
He giving Ryan the fake hope of getting the cup 😂😂😂 and I loved it
The jellybeans used to mean something. Now, they are just a reminder of the Professor’s growing vanity and his pursuit of absolute power, which has now corrupted the Bean System.
Christmas special lol
there was so much going on in this episode. the increasingly absurd and disturbing Saint Nick lore. the showstopping album of return guest and the Professor's songs. Ryan winning and Shane cutting him off before it could happen. Kate being so utterly excited and overjoyed that by it all she was moved to tears. I hope she knows I love her and wish her well 💖
People buying officially sanctioned healing "bone juice" from a church gift shop kinda sums up the catholic church for me.
internetonsetadd The lack of the professor commenting about whether or not that’s safe & sanitary concerns me. 😳
@@internetonsetadd that isn’t a thing now I swear. Don’t judge a book by its
Cover😅
@@simplyshelly5985 Can I judge a bone by its healing juice?
Candy candy cotton candy Cotton candy I'll judge it instead by the rampant child sex abuse constantly reported on the news instead.
The professor’s backstory gets more convoluted with every episode...
SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THE GENIE 🧞
I just like to pretend he's a timelord, explains the overlapping times and varied adventures. Or maybe he is just 3000+ years old and cursed with immortality
The funny part is I was talking about how he nearly called Ryan ‘dad’, not the genie bit
@@mbe67 oop- 😂
Kate's sheer excitement at the big pile of diamonds is the equivalent of a young kid seeing their favorite Disney character.
I want a t-shirt that says, "Christmas can be every day when you're travelling the world and you're an oar and you're gay."
Oml samee
I NEED that t shirt
Redbubble creators, where you at?
YES
Timestamp please
How casually Shane threw in a gay oar couple is everything.
maizy the corn lesbian walked so the gay oars could run
@@mamber4100
Maizey 😞 Rest in power, queen
@@mamber4100 😔✊ maizy
Kristen?
@@mamber4100 I miss Mazy
I'm just so grateful that Shane is finally giving me the representation I've always craved: *gay oar travelling the world and singing songs with their partner*
right! We need more representation for gay oars out there 🥰
The oar is living my dream
Could be gay oar /j (gayer)
@@mediaelycani’m giving you a pun point on behalf of the prof, i’m sure he would want you to have it
Shane is somehow able to give the Professor animated expressions without changing his face and that's amazing
Puppet history is literally the only thing that has kept me going this year.
the only reason i wake up
Me too😭
HONESTLY 😭
Fr tho. I'm a college student and I've had a couple breakdowns (pretty minimal but I can't-- for the love of everything holy, adapt to online schooling.) Sometimes when I'm in the middle of one, and an episode pops-up, it helps me calm down and regain my focus
"Literally" literally means nothing these days
Shane was really like: Did your 2020 suck? Here's some bangers.
1.4k likes and no replies, damn
welp now theres 1.4k likes and *one* reply :)
I couldn’t agree more! These songs are masterpieces!
The first time Ryan wins and he don’t even get his jellybean trophy 😔
Travesty
Get the ghoul boys on this one I think Ryan was cursed and is being haunted so he never wins. 🧐
I just love seeing how much heart Shane pours into this show. In Unsolved Mysteries he is usually so laid back, skeptical, and pessimistic. In contrast to that in this he is constantly happy, screaming with joy, and so theatrical. So happy to see Shane happy.
"fresh on the scene, a debutante" -Ryan Steven Bergara describing Jesus Christ of Nazareth
this is the best christmas present and no one can change my mind.
that and life but yess
This definately beats the Quail Eggs I got in my stocking.
ur so right
Money, nothing beats money
better then a ps5
"christmas can be everyday when you're traveling the world and you're an oar and you're gay"
i need that as on a shirt asap
This song overall is just SUPERB
AGREED.
@@94DeathAngel
Either/or 😂
“The name’s Nicholas, and don’t make me check you twice.”
Okay, that was actually pretty badass, not gonna lie
Can we just take a minute to appreciate Shane’s songs, especially the pile of diamonds’ one this time? Such a bop
I love the song for this episode, we need a music video for it!
666 likes-------
Yessss shane cd!
We were starved and He gave us an entire feast 😤😌
The pile of diamonds song was my favorite of them. Man, props to Shane
Shane's musical bits are getting better and better
@@letmecatchyouslippin2425 You shouldn't look down on another person's work like that.
@@demigodvigilante5779 what did they say?
They were always complete and utter bangers
@@joshapologist There was another person that commented something mean about Shane's songs.
@@demigodvigilante5779 they shall perish at The Professor's hand.
Can we talk about how Shane kept nailing his singing? That man's too talented
Man is a legit rapper
You know those songs are pre-recorded before the show, yeah? It’s still impressive but it’s not like he’s singing right off the cuff.
@@steinychickens9026 god you’d be so fun at parties, wouldn’t you
@@steinychickens9026 well...duh.
@@steinychickens9026 no shit Sherlock but he’s still singing it, do you know how many singers “live shows” are pre-recorded?
Doesn’t matter what time of year it is, this episode of Puppet History has become a piece of comfort media for me. Between the songs from returning guests, Kate’s response to her gift, Ryan’s outfit, and The Professor just being himself; I can’t help but be happy!
I’m watching this at the end of July, and I feel like I’m smack dab in the middle of December, watching the snowfall even though I’m in the Midwest and it almost never snows here lol
I really wish Kate was a part of The Watcher fam. Her energy balances theirs.
YES
BRING 👏IN 👏KATE 👏
Haha oh once they get the budget i give it a week XD
She's like the distant cousin you only see like twice a year at most
I love her but who is she?
Kate should be the permanent competitor to Ryan. Her joy is infectious.
I think her and Ryan should be permanent and there should be an additional guest that changes every week. Kate really appreciates the show and she is all of us
Huzzah, the first time Ryan has ever gotten a bonus jellyb--
nevermind
Kate is literally the sweetest human being ever. Everyone deserves a Kate in their lives.
I genuinely keep forgetting that The Professor isn't a real human being and just a blue fuzzy mitten that the (possibly) demonic Shane Madej moves around
I forget he can't see
The hand we see, actually being not a hand, just his lower body.^.
Have sweet dreams with this thought now!
Whenever it cuts to Shane behind the booth it genuinely jars me. Like that's a sight humans weren't meant to see, I get so into accepting the presence of the Professor that the break is always a shock.
"Jesus Christ, Kate."
omfg I'm dying.
I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it forever:
Shane’s got *BARS*
Hell yeah he does!
I love that Kate was about to take a drink but when she heard that Santa Claus arrived she put that shit down immediately. What a wholesome gal.
Fun fact, in the UK we leave alcohol and mince pies out for santa at Christmas. Traditionally sherry but nowadays just whatever the adults in the house like. Often baileys.
The Professor hasn’t been naughty this year, but by his own admission, he is _a little nasty_
Kate is the best guest, just throws immerses herself into it.
Makes no sence
Exhibit A, 22:04 😂
@@Whispering.Graves dude she said it herself, she was baked, it makes perfect sense
She really is
Blaze on Kate, blaze on!!!🙏👍😷
The absolute JOY that Kate gets from the pile of diamonds brings me so much happiness.
Her reaction was the equivalent of me when the propeller showed up in the Mt. Vesuvius episode.
7:52 Kate’s pure joy at seeing “That Big Pile of Diamonds” is like a child waking up on Christmas morning and then seeing their presents. Always makes me smile and makes the depression shut up
"Why are we getting along?" Said no one at any holiday family gathering ever
Said everyone at every fam gathering ever
"Christmas 2020. Fuck this year." That's honestly this year's motto.
Next new tat.
Hahaha this years catch phrase is fuck this year
4 songs and that Professor Quote .... awesome episode.
okay but the oar duet was the CUTEST thing ever
YES
The gay oars traveling the world is so cute.
I LOVE the episodes with Kate! She's so funny and bright and has great chemistry with everyone. I hope she keeps coming
Agreed!
Nobody:
Me for a whole hour: Christmas 🎄 can be ⭕ everyday 🗓 when ⌚ you're 🤭 travelling 🛫 the world 🌏 and 👆 you're 👉 an oar 🛶 and you're 👬 gay 🌈
This is my life’s aspiration
i wanna be them so bad
Every single day of my life I think about that part of the song
When I die I want to be reborn as them. THIS IS THE RELATIONSHIP THAT I WANT
Amazing lyrics that literally could not have come from anywhere else.
the real christmas miracle was the professor and ryan getting along
“You could give him....Your first born.”
“Jesus Christ, Kate ...”
“Nagini...dinnah.”
@@greatvalue_ethelcain HARRY POTTAH IS DEAD.. HUEUEHUEH
Kate: you could give Him... your first born
Mary: jesus christ, mary.
OMG I JUST GOT THIS
The way The Professor said *_"YOU SAVED THE PICKLE BOYS!"_* so fucking triumphantly at his song kills me every time lmao
The best part was whenever they cut to Ryan's flat expression during songs. I laughed so hard everytime. That and Shane almost calling Ryan 'Dad.'
Shane deserves a literal goddamn Tony Award for his songs on this show.
@@letmecatchyouslippin2425 Nah he does. And I don't want to argue with you about it. Bye.
@@letmecatchyouslippin2425 wow you must be fun at party’s damn😂the fact that you felt the need to correct a comment on some random TH-cam video just to be an ass is really amusing
Shane? Shane’s not even in this show, what are you talking about
I was like “This would somehow be even better if Kate was here, but they wouldn’t have her again” AND THEN KATE SHOWED UP AHHHH
Same
This gal, Kate, is an absolute SUGARPUFF! She's delightful and funny af. She's by far, my fave guest 🙌🏻
Agreed!
"So he's a necromancer."
Absolutely. Santa Claus, the first known necromancer.
@Blaire Sovereign are you still considered a necromancer when it's yOu who rises from the dead?
@@ericaheap Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead
Blaire Sovereign I thought one of the disciples raised someone from the dead? So I think that would make st nick the third
By the way, this was said in jest. I found the comment made to be hilarious. Meant no offense to any religions out there
Nah King Solomon was necromancing way before these two jokers. Look it up. He apparently had a book (key of Solomon) which helped him summon and trap 72 genies and made them build his temple. It’s a wild rabbit hole to fall down!
A professor almost calling his student "dad"? The tables have turned, it seems
How the turn tables for sure
Ain't it the truth!
Throwback to Ryan calling Shane daddy in unsolved
@@deepshika164 WOT.
@@deepshika164 LMAO "have fun with that one internet"
"why should i sing? i am a soaping wet pile of bones"
i am going to use this everyday now
Sopping
holy shit, you're right. We are all sopping wet piles of bones. I just typed that with my bony protrusions.
Me in choir
“Shut the fuck up professor” literally made me wheeze laugh so hard it hurt
Absolutely no bullshit - I would DIE for Kate. She’s a treasure and needs to be kept safe no matter what.
THIS
She's too pure for this world!
She's just high ,keep it in your plants dude.
@@sensiesama2713 so am I
@@kathrynmitchell5472 Good for you!
Ryan’s calling Steven Babe, and the Professor is calling Ryan Dad...what’s going on over there? 😂😂😂😂
Ryan is actually both Steven's and Shane's daddy
Wait what episode was it when he called steven babe???
@@rike12octavia14 it was an episode of Too Many Spirits!
2020 is what's going on over there.
THE PROFESSOR IS RYAN'S AND STEVEN'S SON?!?! (NO CLICKBAIT)
the true gift we got this year was pure shane's talent.
16:52 The cut from Kate loving the song to Ryan trying his hardest not to strangle the Professor is amazing, loved it
I love how Santa has a beautiful blank stare while the professor sings to him
He’s thinking about those pickle boys
THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT fucking EVER
Ryan being the Professor’s dad is the biggest twist of the year😮
Same energy as Ryan’s ‘thanks babe’ to Steven lmao
what? when did they say that???
In the future Ryan might fall in a great trouble and then he find a lamp. As a result he found a genie,but the genie wasn't classical. So he give his first born to him. The genie turn him into a puppet [therefore immortal]. He learn all trick from his abusive adopted dad. Now he has come to past for revenge. #theprofessororigin
@@Ma-dq6gd It was on an episode of Too Many Spirits.
@@Ma-dq6gd someone doesn't watch Too Many Spirits on Watcher **cough** lmaoo you should watch that series, it's so funny.
Two things:
1) I’m so glad they had Kate for the special! Like it’d be cool if they had Steven or Sara, but they brought Kate back!
2) Speaking of Kate, I love that the professor brought back That Big Pile of Diamonds, it just seems so authentically thought, as well as coming full circle
How is Shane so goddamn talented? He never lets on about any of this shit in buzzfeed unsolved barring the Hot Daga, which is only in the followup vids that not everyone watches. He's a comical, musical, lanky-ass skeptic who isn't afraid of anything and is very tall. I think he might be my hero
Correction: he’s afraid of someone randomly sticking him with heroin
@@theresacameron5549 and avocado pits
@@theresacameron5549 and anyone under the age of 23
@@thekataandlama lets hope i dont meet shane then 😅
He's apparently afraid of anyone under 23
RETURN OF THE GAY OARS!!!! Literally best Christmas ever just because of this!
i literally ship (haha cuz they’re oars haha get it haha) it so hard :)
@@themthatjest is that funny oar what?
@@austinwilliams7919 your joke rlly floats my boat ;)
@@themthatjest water ya'll talking about???
Honestly just so happy that they're living their best lives together now.
Song timestamps:
8:12 - The Pile of Diamonds' Song
16:04 - The Oars' Song
21:52 - The Mummified Goose's Song
27:15 - The Professor's Song
The Professor bless you
Legend
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
Actual Score: Ryan had 4 points and Kate had 1. Ryan won but I believe Kate really is the winner because she was such a delight in this episode and was so happy with her gift and her make up was stunning
🫘 Kate was so adorable
Shane you’re so talented, y’all should release a puppet history CD
I’d buy the crap out of that!!!
PUPPET HISTORY CD!!!!
Oh man yes!!!!
Oh oh orrrr like an interactive cd so like you can be one of the contestants and put your own answer forward....omg god yes that needs to be a thing.
I need this more than oxygen
The Professor: "Christmas 2020. F*ck this year."
Everybody on planet Earth: *lighters on, swaying in the (socially distanced, masked crowd*
A true rock ballad
Under rated comment. Just like the "shitting himself to death" part of the song. LOL
"Christmas 2020. Fuck this year" Ohh, song lyrics have never been so true, so honest, so sad since this one HAHAHA
Excuse me while I open a new box of tissues
Kate’s energy when the pile of diamonds came on scene was exactly what I needed :”)
The Professor: Good for you, Dad!
Ryan: *Do you see me as a father figure, McNasty?*
No he sees him as a bother figure because he's always bothering him
@@fairytailgirl123 was about to comment this lmao
The pile of St. Nicholas' Bones saying: *"mY LIFE IS A PERPETUAL SOAKING MISERY"* , sums up the spirit of 2020's Christmas pretty well
when the professor almost called ryan dad, i immediately thought of the brooklyn 99 scene where jake called capt. holt dad and holt said "do you see me as a father figure, peralta?". had a bit of a chuckle
"would you like to talk about it over a game of catch?"
"....i'd like that"
I think of you as a bother figure
kate is my favorite guest that appears on this show i love her sm
The professor is such a theater kid and I’m living for it
Why did Kate's joy over receiving the tiny book of Shakespeare quotes bring ACTUAL tears to my eyes???
SAME
I don't know but i got teary eyed, too.
Is it the end of watcher's christmas season? Damn 😭
can’t wait for next year’s 😁
@@michellev86 Me Too :D
i love that this guy quit a job with buzzfeed to start a puppetshow. unironically
I love how when they're both yelling "shut up professor" you can hear the Professor was going to give them bonus JB's
The songs were marvellous and that "fuck this year" at the end 100% mood
I tried replaying and can't find what you're referring to! Time stamp??
@@deprofundis3293 at the start of the professor's song, exact time is 27:24
Ryan’s questioning every life choice he ever made that led him to the moment where he watched the bones of Santa sing a song about dead, pickled children with a puppet.
Nothing makes me want to see the unedited puppet history guest songs more than this video
SAME omg what do the guests actually seeee the people wanna know