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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ค. 2024
- soucre
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00:00 C1
1:48 C2
3:13 C3
4:52 C4
5:35 C5
7:04 C6
7:39 C7
8:41 C8
9:11 C9
10:43 C10
13:14 C11
18:07 C12
20:01 C13
20:53 C14
22:22 C15
23:08 C16
24:14 C17
24:44 C18
26:26 DJ MAGMO ON DA BEATS
HoloTempus Boiz
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Magni X Vesper are a menace to the innocence of their kouhai
they're a menace to society, tbh...
I feel that at least Bettel is equally as deranged as those two, if not more lol
it's impressive that bettel did not gain any progress in the game all throughout that discussion (keep in mind, the clip was edited and cut to make it 'short')
He gained like, no progress the entire stream lmfao
Vesper and Magni is truly the most unhinged duo compared to must duos I've seen.
Nah, that's gonna be Magni and Bettel
Magni: ‘I’m the straightest member of Tempus’
Also Magni: ‘Bettel is a sexy man.’
Never change, maglord.
As I like to say: I am 99% straight, but sometimes the 1% needs to take over, okay?
Not mutually exclusive btw
The straightest thing a man can do is admit that a man can be handsome
The straightest thing I can imagine is acknowledging how sexy your homies are.
@@SirFooplesTheThird true that!
I didn't realize magni was also a brother in arms in the trenches, truly a cultured and worldly man
Vesper feels like the most likely Tempus guy to accidentally commit manslaughter.
Bettel would fit right in with Trash Taste with his food takes lol
A literal clown amongst a circus of clowns. Definitely fits right in
i was just thinking this lmao
He already fits their color scheme lol
THANK GOD I'm not the only one who thought of this! I mean Calli got on the show, why not him too!
He needs to get in line, Magni's first with his anime takes.
The damn buffet we had this week has been nuts, week's not even over yet
Not only the new Tempus members have been an absolute blast, but our classic Tempus boys went into overdrive XD.
We still have the monopoly collab and I'm already stuffed
@@CasualOgre oh god yeah, I have exams the following week...I won't be able to think straight anymore 😭
Thank you Magni for causing me to spiral down in to madness by reminding me of Tumblr and "the trenches". Those were dark, but good times.
I had tumblr when I was like 12-13 but it was very mild, I can't help but wonder what kind of shit y'all saw there
Shinri playing "horror" games feel like watching good ol Daddy Marki Moo.
Cover knocked it of the park with these boiis they are all insane
Shinri's sane for the most part. Unfortunately, his body and voice make everyone else insane.
March 2023 edit: I take it back. He has a concerning taste for supernatural women who want to kill him and a kink for sacrificing himself.
@wingsofhope2 I remember Fuma asking to touch his chest
@@felipefs1917wait wut? Is there a clip? I need to see this lmao
@@Kinda_SUS it was a Tweete actually
@@felipefs1917 thank you!
1:50 this bit where magni's talking while playing minecraft really reminds me of those askreddit youtube shorts that have someone playing a parkour map and failing 50 times at the exact same jump
1:50 I like how Magni parkours so much while rambling in Minecraft he decided to make a parkour course outside his house
4:11 I mean, he's right. Unless the package says not to microwave it, it should be fine to do so. Just because most people prefer to boil it in a pot doesn't mean it's a rule
i felt magnis tumblr sexyman rant to my core these kids havent experienced being in those trenches our history needs to be passed on
Bruh who let them cook 😭
get them out of the kitchen 😭😭💯💯💯
7:54 It's the bit that got him bonked!
these guys are truly the epitome of intrusive thoughts taking over, and i love it.
Magni has the true soul of the poster
1:49 LMAO poor mane-sans... thanks for this week's clips btw!
3:00 “jester? hm, that’s weird”
*[hard cut to bettel]*
😭😭😭
Magni:
C O M M I T
S U D O K U
21:56 "I'm sorry it wasn't scary" he says, as I was mentally screaming "OMG NO! WTF?! WHAT IS THAT?! GET AWAYYYYY! AAAAAAAH FUCK! AAAAAAAH"
If you can't tell, I'm a huge scaredy cat but I still watch horror gameplays voluntarily which kinda makes me a masochist because the emotional scarring is real lmao
I use a water boiler and still microwave it 1 min, because it's faster than waiting for the noodle to soften up. Sometimes I would also crack an egg and add in some frozen toppings like cut beef ball, fish ball, tofu, some green or seaweed, and artificial crab, cover the bowl and I microwave it all together.
At least you still boil water and not straight up put it in the microwave. I mean using the microwave isn't all that bad if you're really in that much of a hurry, it's the fact that there's apparently someone out there forgetting to add the most important part in cooking an instant noodle and straight up put the whole thing in the microwave thus having a high chance of fire TWICE that's effed up.
thank you magni for telling us what a tumblr sexy man is. i miss him everyday
GABRIEL BETOL
Bettel inventing Digimon OC's with his gun lizards
Why do I resonate with Bettel's unhinged food takes
Bettel gives such Jerma vibes
8:25 Emperor's New Groove in a nutshell
Nah, it's still fuckin raw. COOK HARDER!
Bettel got me with the lag.
I think the mountain Vesper was talking about in 9:19 is Mount Takao, not Taho.
Now that they have more members, I wonder if they would be added to the boys' early DnD campaign.
Wait but...I also microwave my ramen? Maybe I'll boil water and put it in for some time but I put it in the microwave too because it's quicker. Is that really so bizarre?
I do the same. They put it in cups for a reason!
It seems normal to me, especially if you don’t own a kettle. I usually boil water in the kettle, pour it on the noodles and let it sit for a few minutes, which I think is pretty standard in most of Europe. I feel like the microwave is an obvious alternative option to that
I think Bettel's main issue in that discussion was using Instant Ramen* which might have conjured an image of the noodles wrapped in plastic in peoples minds. If he had said Cup Noodles instead I think more people would have caught onto what he was talking about, because I know for certain those have very clear instructions on them telling you how to heat them in the microwave.
@@Lemonalicious yeah but he said instant ramen
@@-drinkbleach-9065 You are absolutely right, my bad for not double checking what I typed before posting it. I still hold to the belief that a majority of chat just completely misunderstood what he was referring to in the first place however
I'm sorry but I can't stand back anymore: Bettel is so real for the microwaveable instant ramen. IF IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MICROWAVED WHY ARE THERE LITERALLY INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BACK FOR IT??? The whole REASON I buy instant ramen is for the sole purpose of a quick, heart attack-inducing, sodium-filled meal that I can just shut my brain off and cook. Getting a whole PAN? BOILING water?? That's too much.
Bettel is right you can microwave 99 cent ramen for 3 minute but the only thing you need to make sure of is to have enough water cause with the perfect water amount when the 3 minutes are done your 99 cent ramen will have a excellent brown color to it with a strong flavor.
Uncle Roger gonna have a field day for that ramen prep
Just a quick chapter correction:
C13 starts at 19:36
At C7, I kinda knew that it was part of the video, but I still checked my configuration if it was playing on an HD quality just to make sure xD
wish there was a clip of the magmo song at the end there. wanted to listen to it more
GOLD✨
I don't see what's wrong with microwaving soup or ramen
I understand microwaving ramen, I did it all the time. I microwaved Mac and cheese too.
I'm amazed that Gavis made noodles the wrong way for 4 entire years
I can guarantee to you.... ramen in the microwave vs boiling.... tastes the exact same. I've done it both ways, nothing is different. It's 99 cent Ramen.... it tastes like garbage either way.
now I know why his LUK is maxed out.
he'd be dead long ago without it
Everyone I knew in the college dorms made the 99 cent ramen in a microwave. Chat was capping by saying most people boil it in a pot. If you are in a rush you put it in the microwave for 3 minutes with added water but if you have free time on your hands you boil it in a pot for like 12 mins and enjoy a slightly better meal.
@@voidstrider801 YOU USE A KETTLE
@@nakkipatukka123 I don't have a kettle.
I'm surprised that nobody has clipped Hakka's beets on a burger rant. I've searched all over TH-cam and haven't found it. But it's cool, because I also got to see it live 😂
so i've exclusively made ramen the bettel way for years now. i even have a square-shaped bowl that i do it in so i don't have to break it up. i genuinely had no idea people were that particular about their instant noodles.
the only thing that seperates me from the headline of the news at 6 p.m. is 3 degrees to the left and a group of passing children. - Magni probably
I'm with Bettel on the ramen in the microwave. I've been doing this since I was 10
Wait do people not microwave ramen? Have I just been weird? I ain't trying to wait for hot noodles. If I'm making ACTUAL ramen yes I'll let it boil as I'm preparing everything else
You’re not weird, you’re just American, and sadly we are wrong on this one
@@jeremygeller9145 hot is hot, don't be jealous we know how to make hot water happen faster
@@Weatherman4Eva its not the water its the noodles you are heating up to fast
Bro its cup ramen, fill it with water and put in the microwave 🗿 thats what makes it instant
Someone needs to buy Bettel an electric Kettle....
15:08
JUST THE TWO OF US
first 30 seconds are a Bill Burr bit
Accurate
First few seconds in, that shit has happened with my friend. Just a whole family crossing he middle of the street and him saying, "I could just floor it, hit them, Family bonus! Oh but the kids are still alive... NO ORPHANS TONIGHT, GO FOR IT MAN!" and we just start laughing hysterically...
I really need to know where that clip of magmo singing big booty bitches came from
I still don't know who Magni associate the original Mario games underwater level music with France...
didn't know bettel was a designer for digimon
Magni sounds like uncle roger
Ok microwaved ramen really isn't that much different from boiled in a pot. However, it's very easy to overcook them in the microwave and they can become too soggy. But they're alright to me and that's my go to most of the time
ok, people are just fucking with vtubers at this point. it's explicitly possible to microwave instant ramen. have people never had cup-ramen in their lives?!?
The whole bettel thing was totally normal he was just stupid about it
7:18 just wtf he is talking about
I'm concerned for Bettel, and chat. You don't put it in the microwave, nor boil it, just boil the kettle, and pour it in the cup
Today's bettel stream answered your doubt
Or, like the one Bettel was talking about, you boil the water in a saucepan, then you add the noodles and let it cook for 4 minutes. The OGs remember the top ramen.
Back in college, with no easy access to a kitchen in the dorms, I'd simulate the cup noodle method with a Pyrex container and the microwave.
this ons the superior method
what am I, royalty?
I mean he is wearing purple
Ok if its cup ramen u microwave that but if its packet ramen it tastes wayyy better boiled in a pot
"Straightest guy in tempus". Sure, Magni. Sure.
whenever someone talk about cooking
the asian blood pressure of mine 📈📈😅😅
Wait, you guys boil your ramen in bowls???
#420 ayy lmao let's gooooooooo
Hmmmmm
what stream is DJ magmo from??
4:04 so he has never heard about water Boilers? Put the ramen (and the other stuff) into a pot, boil the water and put the water onto the ramen. I have seriously never heard of anyone using the microwave for that.
We Americans generally don't have kettles/water boilers. We either got a pot for the stovetop or a pyrex full of water in the microwave
I'm first?
I like em, except for the one that speaks Spanish.
But Hakka's so cute
Hello, they are confusing me with your channel, change the name of your channel or I will have to talk to the original creators or with youtube to close your channel.
who is 'they', and why do I need to change the my name that I been using for decades
@@StazCh don’t worry about it man, obviously a troll
Lmao look at the big scary TH-camr threatening to get a channel closed bc they totally copyrighted their name lol