You vs Cartoon Cat - Can you Defeat and Survive It?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- You go searching for adventure, but all you find is terror! That's because you've stumbled across Cartoon Cat, the demented forgotten animated cat from 1939, now a disfigured demonic cat that's out to destroy you. You're going to need some help in this fight, and we're here to help you understand the laws of cartoons that Cartoon Cat lives by. If you can use cartoon physics against this terrifying monster, you might stand a chance at making it out alive!
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When he entered the Fashion store, I thought he was going to pull a Bugs Bunny and dress up as a woman
LOL SAME
Same
Same
Lol
SAME
“Scaring cartoon cat with a sound of a barking dog.”
Me: you do know that cartoon cat can turn into cartoon dog.
No cartoon cat and cartoon dog aren’t the same person
@@MrCarlos-1987 but the video said *cartoon cat is a shapeshifter*
@@MrCarlos-1987 so yea r/wooooosh
@@MrCarlos-1987 and yes they are not the same
@@joseluisguillenaguirre3677 reddit
10:44
*for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction intensifies*
*My sister's reaction lol*
Yes we all remember that scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? No one can ever not remember that scene.
Am I the only one who thinks cartoon cat looks scarier when he frowns, then smiles in this animation?
When did that happen? Time?
@@Jxece 5:00
@@levizilla9772 thx
*Me sees cartoon cat*
Me again:oh no
Dog:GRRRRRRRR
Cartoon cat:nope
the hunter doesnt catch the prey in cartoon physics
I was thinking about it and then I said to myself cats don’t like water so maybe that could make him a bit less distance from you because he might think you’re my poor water
You could also try looking for some mousetraps and use them whenever Cartoon Cat's hand get too close, that'll buy some extra seconds while it screams and removes the traps and waits for the swelling to stop
Remember he got shot and didn’t even bleed so I don’t think the mouse traps will damage them
@@danielplayz2597 it was a tom and jerry reference did you even have a childhood
@@danielplayz2597 Cartoons are very odd something that inflicts so much pain will work better then something that kills
Well, he's a cartoon so it could work
Did you even watch the video?
What would happen if Trevor Henderson was in the guy in the mall?
Cartoon Cat: I WILL EAT YOU
Trevor Henderson: Literally erases Cartoon Cat's existence.
Wo
Bruh Cartoon cat will probably help him cause he made him
@@ronkinkade1973 how is he verified?
@@ronkinkade1973 htf are you verified
Za Trevor ga kesu
any body gonna talk about that one rule in every cartoon?
(The hunter never catches the prey in every cartoon)
@Scarlet A Thanks
True
@@nomy4783 true
You deserve MUCH more likes.
I Mean He Didn't..... butprobablysoonwill
They missed the crucial thing:
A laser pointer.
Just take it out, turn it on and shine the dot on the floor.
He's cartoon _cat_ , of course he'll chase the laser.
Smartest but get a rat to just in case
Oh, and then point it over the railing so it will follow and fall
jesus christ these bots sure are annoying
Point the laser at the bot so the cat can eat it’s flesh
STOP IT, I DON'T LIKE THESE
Someone: * shoots cartoon cat *
Cartoon cat: Oh No!
Cartoon cat : Anyway...
Nothing is bullet proof if you shoot it enough!
Very true
Put some ketchup on them
Incorrect
Me: shots the car
Cartoon cat: anyway
No need for oh no
I t h e r e f o r e s h a l l e n d y o u
5:39 Cartoon cat just about to eat you
You: you chill tf out lemme google one think
Cartoon cat: Aight bet
^-^
Oi
ME: How are you going to type that fast enough?!?!
@@beambie9145 you gangsta till your victim is a weeb
That’s the thing though. If it’s running on cartoon logic it might just let you stop and look something up if it appeals to its twisted sense of humor
If I ever encounter Cartoon Cat, I want him to attack me as Sonic. It’d be an honor to go down at the hands of the Blue Blur
ah yes, you want to feel the pain of feeling your skin and meat with organs get ripped dissapear with your nerves working then flash white then back normal again and again and then you regenarate and he does that so much times and you feel the pain and you last until you flash red and normal and again then explode alot and then get revived after and get killed like that 10 times again and you finally end your suffering and see that monstrosity shaking the peace sign at his audience then your sight will slowly black out and you die in fear
Cartoon Cat Has Cartoon Physic Right? I Could Just Stop Running and He Would Stop Too, I Would Drink A Bit And I Could Give The Cartoon Cat Some Water Too lol. You Could Actually Friends With Cartoon Cat If You Are Smart Enough.
but it isn't actually sonic
@@TheRealEncy Technically if he follows the rules of cartoons, cartoons are animated, *i have the erased*
@@nariemmons1753 cartoon Physic Rules Are Beyond Inifinite, You Could Just Turn Back Grab Anything As A Weapon Then Chase Him Back, Now The Table Has Turned.
There is one important fact I think you forgot to mention. That being a cartoon can only last as long as it's episode length. Given that the standard 1930-50 cartoons anywhere from 4-8 minutes (depending on who made it and what for) you only need to last that long. Or here is an even crazier long shot concept: just bring in another cartoon character from the same general time period and let them duke it out while you try to escape. I personally would bring Jerry the mouse. And i do not know whether to give props or be disappointed that you did not say the dress up in disguise gag to direct them somewhere else.
I would pick roadrunner. He outsmarted Wile E. Coyote so many times that he could outsmart (and outrun) Cartoon Cat
@@maji2510 fair there.
I would choose Bugs Bunny, not only can he alter reality, he has brains as well, so he can outsmart cartoon cat.
I would choose popeye the sailor man because of his trusty spinach.
@@Beetheber Popeye would obliterate Cartoon Cat for sure...
Theory: Every time Cartoon cat claims another victim, their soul is added the schadenfreudeic laughtrack that plays as he tortures his new victims.
They are all that one guy who watches a horror movie and then screams "NO DON'T DO IT" at the Tv
Bruh this would be funny but also terryfing
Cartoon cat is not siren head ya dumb
That would kind of make sense since in his golden times he was abandoned and had no more fans so now they're forced to act like they're loving him just like the old days.
@@fuyuhiroto5527 It's a theory he didn't mean like it could be true or something like that 😑
“Four-fingered gloved hands” *shows a five-fingered glove*
remember there is a thumb
a thumb counts as a finger. just because it doesn’t have “finger” in the name doesn’t mean it isn’t a finger
Bruh Bruh bruh
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures
*four hands* *five hands*
Infographics:there the same picture
Ik wait...
It's the itchy and scratchy show, just this time scratchy is the evil one.
Oh yeah
Great bots... 😒
And people wonder why I lost faith in humanity
Nah bruh u don’t want to meet itchy
I just watched the season 1 episode of the simpsons "Krusty gets busted". Krusty is my favorite character.
Cartoon cat: you have breathed your last!!
Me with a eraser: I am about to end this man's whole carrier
Underrated broooo
Acuatlly not ever work
Cartoon Cat: My carrier maybe be gone but my career is not
I would just eat a can of spinach and uppercut him to oblivion lol
And then he gets back up and maul's your head off.
Cartoon physics won't work for humans. It would work for Cartoon Cat though.
Blacc hol
Grab an eraser. EZ
Moral of the story: Don't investigate.
Rip
Rip the comment
Right
@svenm sandity you cant stop me
@@jaimatt0413 but i can
Tom and Jerry’s episode Blue Cat Blues(last episode):
*let me introduce myself*
That wasn't rly the last episode
blue cat blues wasn't the last episode, you people are far beyond annoying.
Oh sorry, I thought it was the last episode, sorry for the mistake, I’ll edit the Comment to make it correct
@sujay simha uhh.. no it was the contract tom signed so he can have a car and at the ending tom & jerry were at the train rail
Bro I can’t stop laughing right now😑
Where’s my boi jerry,why didn’t y’all call him up. Dealt with Tom countless times.
I think you have the names switched
Joebro 2tle They don’t. Tom is the cat. Jerry is the mouse.
Joebro 2tle Tom is cat, jerry is the mouse
tom never really tried to eat Jerry, they are friends but Tom fakes his hate for jerry because otherwise he would be replaced by a cat who would want to harm his friend.
@MALEK001 001 friends do that to each other. or even family too
6:06
Cartoon cat: wears a frown
Me: wait, that’s illegal.
Him frowning is more scary then him smiling
@@cc.martyy fr
The easiest way to defeat cartoon cat:
scream as loud as you can "bath time"
LOL
Yeah >:)
YOU CANT DEFEAT CARTOON CAT, HE IS UNKILLABLE...
@@godzillatrou6873 he is killable
Fiya
There is like 100 firsts
First to reply xD
Third to reply lol
6
2000th to reply
No a lot
Cartoon cat: *has hands*
Every human in the infographics show: Is this who we are, is this what we represent?
I wanna like but you have 69 i dont want to ruin it
I feel like the infographics show is just trying to prepare us for the rest of 2020 because pretty much anything can happen in 2020
This is all worthless all you need to do is remember the law where the predator never catches the prey such as tom never catches Jerry and nobody ever catches bugs bunny and wiley cyote never catches the road runner
Humans not being a cartoon: *am I a joke to you?*
Lol both preys are slower than the predators
@@FractionFractal lol !
they meant think like a cartoon
You: *plays dog noises*
Cartoon Cat: "Oh shi-"
I seriously thiught you were going to make a "female cartoon cat" to lure it lol
same
Cartoon cat doesn’t have a gender
ZA WARUDO
But how do we great the cartoon cat?
KINGA CRIMSON
When you mentioned makeup, I thought about making yourself look like a female cartoon cat
It’s a trope like in Tom and Jerry. Tom sees another female cat and falls in love until the “Trojan horse” is unleashed at the Offender
It’s actually a great way to throw “the dip” at the cartoon cat without getting grabbed and THEN escape
Lol I thought the same
Oh gosh I don't want to see a Cartoon Cat fursuit.
what if he's gay lol
"For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengrance."
Jerry from Tom and Jerry: OH NO
What does that mean
@@wecan5354 it mean for everytime jerry have did something like make a fool of tom, tom will eventually come back with a way to get his revenge
every action has an equal opposite reaction
@@moemomomo Ah yes, Newton's third law of motion
Cartoon cat: laughs
Me: Gamermode on.
7:34
Wouldn't Cartoon Cat use this trick against someone?
Since you said the person who painted the entrance cannot pass through and the person who's supposed to crash instead goes in, so wouldn't Cartoon Cat go in and as you puzzle he pops up out of nowhere?
Probably either when you think you found an exit but then just bump into a door or try saving someone from cartoon cat but then as it runs into it you try to but same thing.
Probably either when you think you found an exit but then just bump into a door or try saving someone from cartoon cat but then as it runs into it you try to but same thing.
well i think i know how to defeat cartoon cat, if cats hate water and demons hate stuffs that are holy and cartoon cat is kinda like a demonic cat, why dont you use holy water against him
I nearly died from seeing the thumbnail, so I’m going to take a wild guess and say: *no.*
Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!
This reply section needs some holy water
:/
@@jaimatt0413 Bruh, infographics bouta get them M16's aimed at you, hope your bulletproof.
Remember
“If gun don’t work just use more gun”
Us's Motto. (joke)
Guns don’t work on cartoons
Yanfeng Chen well obviously you didn’t use enough gun
@@notmythz924 he's just joking Yan
ok docter bright
Trevor Henderson Creations
Cartoon Cat
Siren Head
Bridge Worm
Long Horse
Cartoon Dog
And etc...
If anyone didn't get this its ok
Long horse is friendly
I didn't get it 😕
Who’s bridge worm and long horse
@@danamarquis3914 he is basically saying cartoon cat isn't real
Fun fact: Trevor Henderson himself never said that the cartoon cat is immortal and cannot wall bend and wrap through reallity
He's also one the the strongest things he's made
Apparently stuff like sirenhead doesn't go near it
@@xgguhcxd4858 I dont know much about giant
Just happened
Oh no you don’t beat Tom, the only Tom is defeated when his owners come back
XD
Cartoon cat isnt tom
the golden apple he could be the if he chooses to
i think you have to be on alot of drugs to fight "cartoon cat"
You cant aut run it its fast as bullet if he chaches you he will bite your head and wach you slowly dying
Snort 1kg of drugs lol
@@jacksonchan8001 Bruh, with that you'll straight up turn into Jesus and whip that boy cross the continent.
XD
You will have incredible strength and then boss music starts playing and you start fighting, you win and you realise there were cameras and everyone was watching you then you become a national hero then you hear your alarm clock.
We can't actually win against cartoon cat here's what I found while I was researching about bendy vs cartoon cat
According to one of Trevor's asks, Cartoon Cat is stated to be capable of destroying the Earth itself, which is stated to be a giant machine turning people, and aliens into malevolent spirits, and possibly the multiverse within the mythos if he wanted to.
“Cartoon Cat frowning doesn’t exist, It can’t hurt you.”
Cartoon Cat frowning: 5:00
When you were in the Macys, you could of put the make up on your face. Then when Cartoon Cat comes after you, just tell him that whoever it was chasing isn't here and point him in the wrong direction. Cartoon Cat will be fooled and will say thanks before running in the direction you pointed. Then you use that time to run. It always works in cartoons.
you fool he will eat you then run in the direction you told him
@Darren Ennis Nuh, uh! Cartoon characters are never smart enough to figure that out.
@Cøffëë Brêw Lol, forgot about that one
@@arturitogarrido1389 Well cartoon cat is very intelligent and I have seen smart cartoon characters
@@arturitogarrido1389 yeah cartoon cat is extremely intelligent trever henderson said it himself
when he got to the makeup
I thought he was gonna pull a scooby doo stunt and give the cat a makeover
SAMEEE
“Most sightings described having 4 fingered gloved hands” - immediately showed 5 fingered gloved hand photo
remember a thumb
His last statement isn’t true how many times have Sylvester and Tom just completely failed to catch their prey they never got their revenge
Title: can you beat cartoon cat?
Me: *no*
Same
Relatable I can barely dent a soap bottle
But Nicolas Cage can!
Snap that child’s back
Edit: Goldfish, I didn’t mean to end it like that
I hate these bots
@Yes Man i know youtube will probably try too fix it but it wont happen right now
Cartoon cat is one of the most scariest creepy pastas in my book
not a creepypasta
It’s not a creepypasta
@@aw0rldsblanketsfm finally, someone who understands
@@lyndon4610 Finally, people that understand it's an urban legend and not a creepypasta
Watch a n&a productions cartoon cat video make sure you have a ad blocker
People aren't really "first", because they didn't even finish watching the video, since that's not possible
this video came out like 3 minutes ago.
Skipping exist buddy
@@bobmartin2235 I mean legit *watching* the video from start to end, no speeding up
If you skip a part of the video, you're not exactly watching the entire thing
@@danieljosephausten2662 ohh
@@danieljosephausten2662 dude why is no one talking about all these bots
@@danieljosephausten2662 that use girls profile pics
Cartoon cat: dies to a revolver.
Me: wait that’s illegal.
0:18 "Four fingered gloved hands"
*Has five fingers*
U made wrong time stamp lol
*Uses finds, Black paint, a dress and women clothing(or towel), black cat ears and makeup and combine:(Female cartoon cat disguise)*
But then just like the cartoons he's gonna try his abosulte hardest to make out with u so that's gonna make him come even quicker to u
Gasmask Guy there’s thing called a plunger and say close eyes faking a kiss
@@OperatorBG yeah ig but I personally wouldn't go that far with it cause eventually you'll be with him forever with no means of possibly leaving him
@@OperatorBG Who would wanna kiss that?
Nuclear_Muffin a plunger
"There is revengeance equal to the preceding vengeance"
Me: *"UH OH"*
Your comment was botted bruh.
Help how do I get these bots out
They are all reported now
Robert Scarbrough they just going to make another account
@@insanitycps1235 there are not bots there is one bot cloning itself to make multiple accounts
Game: choose your weapon against cartoon cat
Me: I choose a water bucket
Game: why?
Me: cats hate water and I could bang it on his head
Game: genius
Cartoon cat: O.O heh heh I'm in danger
Oh I heard that line Heheh I'm in danger in tik tok XD
Jokes on you cartoon cat is one of those cats that arent scared of water. Somebody tested it on gmod.
Dana Marquis it's from Simpson you tic tok simpleton
(splashes water on cartoon cat)
@@mwasson54 AAAAAH *anyway*
I’d love to see Infographics Show do “you vs Bendy”.
The part where he gets scared by the dog noise made me laugh. Hopefully enough that I'm not going to get nightmares.
This guy: carries a revolver
Me: fearlessness, six RPGs, 50 bodyguards and mark 80 iron man suit.
Oof still wont work even if you use a tactical nuke
@@khunagnes1364 it's all in the mind , it's all in the mind
The only way we Can face them entities, is by not showing fear....
@@chadindisguise5150 Guess if we meet it we gotta act like jerry
@@khunagnes1364 nope gotta bully it like the grey dog . 😂😎
Throw the thing at the sun or a black hole
No, but I'm sure Jerry from Tom & Jerry can!
Whoever is Reading this:
Your skin isn't a paper don't cut it
Your body isn't a book don't judge it
Your heart isn't a door don't lock it
Your life isn't a movie don't end it it
You're beautiful
Be you.. Stay safe
(by the way I’m also a small TH-camr looking for your support )
?
Just beautiful
You are pathetic advertising yourself on another channel in their comment section.
(Btw im not a big youtuber with no videos but i want your support pleebs)
I dont think you could run away, Cartoon Cat can throw hands as far as he can.
7:24 at first I thought I was going to paint a black circle on the floor so Cartoon Cat would in it then I could shake up a soda and yell: FIRE IN THE HOLE and throw the soda.
Edit: *fall* in it
First
Shut
true :/
I’m no Sherlock Holmes but I can’t find the other Fortnite kid that asked
Dio Brando what
Cammy_Done what I’m saying is no one asked and no one cares
I thought he was gonna use the nail polish and perfume to pretend to be a woman and remove it with nail polish because in cartoons they always fall for the pretend woman trick and at the last second they are like hey! Your not a woman and start chasing again
'has a four fingered glove'
shows five fingers
1:15
thats a thumb not a finger
Im not funny am i
It shows 5 digits. But it is correct. Most of us have 8 fingers and two thumbs. A thumb is not a finger. Fingers have 3 joints, thumbs have 2. If you dont believe me, look at your hand.
@@patrickaycock3655 You're nit-picking is specious because the point is that it's supposed to have four digits on its hands per both cartoon convention and the creepypasta, but the video and thumbnail show five, hence it's wrong regardless of terminology used.
@@user-vn7ce5ig1z You're nitpicking is specious because the point is that it's supposed to have four digits on its hands per both cartoon convention and the creepypasta, but the video and the thumbnail shows five, hence it is wrong regardless of the terminology used.
9:10
Me:Thinks he will dress like a girl and say "Hello, like what you see"
Cartoon cat: humanahumana
I'm not sure if those tricks would canonically work on cartoon cat. But this was amazing and entertaining to watch! Now you know that you can't tell someone that something cartoon-related can't be scary! Henderson certainly has talent to be able to create creatures that are both likable and terrifying at the same time. Cartoon Cat is the second famous next to Siren head, with Longhorse in third place.
2:22
I thought that it meant that I would shoot my shelf. Am I the only one?
Quick Answer :
You cant defeat him as long
His body obey the law of cartoon meaning a bullet would not hurt him like a cartoon so either way...
RUN AWAY Or Accept your painful death
1:26 I thought he said "incredibly cool" XD
How to survive cartoon cat
Rite 10 essays with his ink
@@maazfarhantheepicgamer311 dat iz bendy
Plot Twist : Andrej(I think it's his name, i am reading it from Wikitubia.) has actually done that and defeated/killed Cartoon Cat
You could make this whole scenario into some sort of survival game with traps and tactics you have to think of.
Three ways to survive Cartoon Cat:
1. Use a laser pointer. If Cartoon Cat is whatever you think of, then just think of it as a cat so you can use the laser pointer as a distraction.
2. As I mentioned, Cartoon Cat takes the form of whatever you think of it as, thus making the concept of it similar to a Boggart (from Harry Potter), which you can use to your advantage.
3. Ok, this last one might be a bit of a long shot, but if Cartoon Cat is a _demon,_ then... (see where I’m going with this?)
* sigh* What I’m saying is this: If you have knowledge of a certain someone (cough cough *octocube* cough cough), theeeeen, Cartoon Cat might think that if you knowledge of him, then you have the ability to contact him, and, of course, it (Cartoon Cat) wouldn’t want to be permanently banished to non-existence, now would he. (Ok, yeah, that might seem just a _bit_ sadistic, but remember that this is Cartoon Cat you’re dealing with here, so you have to fight fire with fire (The fire, of course, being fear.). Also, told you it was a long shot. Lastly, the thing about the entire being permanently banished to non-existence thing is that any guardian with authority over someone/something(?) has the ability to do that, or the short term for it, known as “firing”.)
Thank you for reading this, and I hope you enjoyed! (Also, if you made it to the bottom, extra thanks) :D
Also, have a nice day/night! ;)
How to defeat Cartoon Cat : think of him as a cat / How to defeat yourself : Think of him as Sonic The Hedgehog
First (since everyone else is saying it)
The reply comment section is pure cringeeeeeeeeeee
I’m calling the bot police
*BRUH*
This basically describes a Tom and jerry episode but you have the POV of jerry and you know what to do
Wow that’s really cool but can you make new videos about Trevor Henderson creatures right now please 🥺🙏 this is best and I love your videos now
Finally I've been waiting for this I'm not normally scared of these things but cartoon cat is kinda terrifying
Just commenting to help with the TH-cam algorithm
I make videos too
Google: Moxy Approved best TH-cam channel
Dont worry I'm going to fumigate the comment section
Pffft come on.... you're literally in a beauty department and you throw a hail mary like melting the cat? Its cartoon logic. A simple, easily seen through disguise should be enough to completely fool it. Grab a dress off the rack, slap on some lipstick, and pull out a southern accent. Then just throw the cat in the wrong direction, boom. Win.
I was thinking the same thing lol
no he would eat you then look for the person he was chasing
Imagine not mentioning the main character from Fleischer studios when talking about the golden age of animation
Imagine if cartoon cat was real. He is really underrated. He can wreck alot of havoc. Lots of people underlook him as "weak" but i think he is pretty cool.
Well if cartoon cat was real the human race would be gone in a week
I bet when the writer thought of the sentence ‘a big game of cartoon cat and mouse’ he knew he would get paid
I love how you basically force us to face cartoon cat xD
*Cartoon c gonna eat me*
Me:chill lemme get out I won't tell anyone
Cartoon c:uhhhhhh ok?
Me:bai cartoon c
*runs*
*legit crys cuz alive *
Time to make a heated blend of turpentine, acetone, and benzene. Hit it with “The Dip”, and it’ll be the end of any cartoon horror enemy.
Edit: great to see how this shows up at the end of the video.
Play music and run while it has a perfectly choreographed song and dance routine
Man: * chooses abandoned mall to explore *
Me: So who gonna tell him
**cough** **cough** *_Covid_* **cough** **cough**
ITS A DEMON ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DEMON I WANT S*X DEMONS
Dipa Sadhya oof
There's another option go to Macy's dress up like a girl trust me it works every time in the cartoon world Bugs Bunny did it Tom and Jerry did it.
Carton cat: comes at me*
Me: takes out broccoli*
Carton cat:😵
No cats are afraid of cumbers
Greatest fear. I can now sleep again with no fear. Thank you infographics. ps this is before I watched.
Edit:I now sleep with a bottle of nail polisher. I also have a fear of my uncles cat. How helpful. Thank you infographics not sarcastic.
If you feel really scared of some monster just invasion it being unintentionally in the middle of a war zone,
getting shot at and gets blown to bits by an atom bomb. or just some other helpless situation where it cant be intimidating anymore.
@@chamberstommy you underestimate my fear. Not much will make it not intimidating.
Michael S Well I’m just glad you feel better.
@@chamberstommy thx
I've had the worst dream about the cartoon cat after i watched your other cartoon cat vedio
"-four fingered gloved hands"
*shows a picture of a five fingered gloved hand*
Imagine if cartoon cat just middle fingers you after you play the dog sound.
don’t you just love it when this dude doesn’t even say that it can shapeshift
me sees where it can usually be found
the abandoned military bunker near my building: hello
A box of temptations..shake that thing and he'll fall into any trap
The scariest thing would be spongebob running towards me saying I’m ready