Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 4

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  • @Chessete
    @Chessete  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1707

    Thanks everyone for the feedback! It seems a good portion of people like the cases combined in a chaotic way better but some found it too overwhelming and preferred the calmer split cases format. I'm gonna figure out how to balance both of them for the next one! (Also don't mind the Apollo name text box errors early on :p)
    Also thanks for coming to the premiere late last night, the live chat was freaking hilarious

    • @EternalSushiMusic
      @EternalSushiMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I didn't even know that was multiple cases at first. I prefer them separated but I appreciate the effort to chain them together!

    • @arclad84
      @arclad84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My friends and I would love to put our voices to these videos. It would be so damn hilarious trying to say these with a straight face. If we were to do so and credit you for it would you be cool with it?

    • @luigi64fan
      @luigi64fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You should probably put something in the corner letting people know when it's a new one.

    • @EternalSushiMusic
      @EternalSushiMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@luigi64fan That would help greatly. You can keep this format but let us know in the video whenever it swaps to a new one!

    • @BeyondEcho95
      @BeyondEcho95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I personally loved this one

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3195

    Why is it the prosecutors are doing a better job at defending the defendant than the attorneys tho

  • @OneTrueBelmont
    @OneTrueBelmont 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    I need a game where Edgeworth actually says, "Your Honor, please make a note that the Defendant claims he's as guilty as hell."

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ah yes, 1-5

    • @Topaz_Estrella
      @Topaz_Estrella ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sponge1234ify totally underrated comment, well done

    • @dahlgalai
      @dahlgalai 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Your Honor, i object to your judgement"
      "The one who's guilty of killing my father.............is me"

  • @dabiga2315
    @dabiga2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3933

    Did... Did they just try to buy drugs in court?

    • @caeden1514
      @caeden1514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      yup they certainly did-

    • @sarttan
      @sarttan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      It was on discount....

    • @sarttan
      @sarttan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      Serious comment: The lawyers may have been trying to discuss damages. Everything is a factor there, including how much illegal and illicit products cost. That might be why they were discussing illegal drug prices... Hopefully....

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @@sarttan I figured they were just asking because they were curious, and they didn't normally have opportunities to ask somebody knowledgeable in the subject.

    • @ureehueurv
      @ureehueurv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      They sounded so casual about buying drugs

  • @user-ky3pw1we4d
    @user-ky3pw1we4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3136

    these cases are complicated enough for Ace Attorney if they weren't explicit lmao... There is like 5 defense attorneys and 3 prosecuting attorneys in the last case lmaoo

    • @black_m1n825
      @black_m1n825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      2 Defenses and 4 Prosecutors.

    • @michaeldagadagn307
      @michaeldagadagn307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Correction!
      Defense: Apollo and Franziska
      Prosecutor: Edgeworth, Klavier, and Mr. Payne.
      Defendants: Phoenix and Caretaker
      Then the judge who watched it all unfold.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Self employed thief: ‘caretaker’ XD

    • @connora4554
      @connora4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaeldagadagn307 von Karma?

    • @kairuw6477
      @kairuw6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don’t think there were any of those by the end, just confused lawyers and a judge done with this shit XD

  • @williamhrivnak7345
    @williamhrivnak7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    Imagine being a lawyer working hard to get a case ready for trial and the defendant is like “nah I’m guilty” and you’re like “you could have done that in a plea deal, got a lesser sentence, and saved all of us all this time and energy”

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Not to mention all the money that comes out of our paychecks in taxes to fund the courts that gets wasted because the dumbass didn't take the plea deal properly.

    • @ShotgunRocket
      @ShotgunRocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And dont forget about the jury's time

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The amount of times a defendant could do that in-game but just didn't is painful

    • @Hisnitch
      @Hisnitch ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TheEepyMagi Well, it's based off Japanese law and not American law. Plea deals are not as beneficial and are particularly forced out of you in Japanese law... and most American plea deals are pretty bad to begin with. Also, Japanese don't have to honor them because lol, have fun.

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Hisnitch what a nightmare

  • @dabiga2315
    @dabiga2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    "He also has a stupid haircut..." -Payne

    • @boejeck1345
      @boejeck1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      "Yee yee ass haircut"

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maybe birds would come and nest in it though. -Rohan

    • @nitroplasma788
      @nitroplasma788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "I might have hit somebody, buy it was a nice little skinny dude. I dis not hit any big fat dudes, only the skinny dude..."
      - Yanni yogi

  • @maxeriashade
    @maxeriashade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    the cursed plushes made this funnier than it is and also
    „you know, you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass“ is got to be my favourite line from this

  • @firstnamelastname3547
    @firstnamelastname3547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Verdict: Guilty as hell

    • @narsicko6919
      @narsicko6919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Since the defense could not find evidence that (insert name here) I have no choice but to find the defendant: *GUILTY AS HELL*

  • @RottingMoss
    @RottingMoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    Klavier came out here really thinking he'd be able to save this case, poor thing

  • @Lucaninae
    @Lucaninae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4540

    the fact that these somehow make a narrative together are amazing

    • @jarydgrobler9526
      @jarydgrobler9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Wait... they're not the same case?

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@jarydgrobler9526 No, they're separate cases from different courts throughout the U.S.

    • @thanos4769
      @thanos4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@jarydgrobler9526 In the red bar of the video, you can see where each case is from and where they start and end :D

    • @cheeseboy4385
      @cheeseboy4385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      W

    • @phuonglu1332
      @phuonglu1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheeseboy4385
      W

  • @fabiosonhandogrande1697
    @fabiosonhandogrande1697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    I swear this is crazier than actual Ace Attorney cases, and there wasn't even any comunicating with the dead involved

  • @Synthia_47
    @Synthia_47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    I think we're hitting double digits in negative IQ now

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Triple. This is getting close to triple digits.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 Quintuple

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      UNDER NEGATIVE 9,000!!!!

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me think tank no work no more

    • @tried6times
      @tried6times 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YataTheFifteenth i read that as me think *tank* no work until i realised

  • @gaminggeckos4388
    @gaminggeckos4388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Could you imagine a case where a total of FIVE LAWYERS just popped in throughout the case?

    • @tyaty
      @tyaty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Class action lawsuits.

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tyaty Do those generally have trials?

    • @ECODKyleskymast
      @ECODKyleskymast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 I would imagine so in order to present evidence for the lawsuit.

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ECODKyleskymast That could also be done in hearings or meetings, or even emails/faxes.

    • @sarttan
      @sarttan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Department of Human Services-related court cases. Those start with 1 for DHS, at least 1 Attorney Ad Litem for the juvenile(s), and at least 1 for the parents/guardians if they all get along. They rarely do, so more always are brought in. Plus court assistance programs usually have a representative there. The room gets crowded fast.

  • @ureehueurv
    @ureehueurv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4149

    "I was self-employed."
    "When?"
    "All my life."
    "What is the nature of your self-employment?"
    *"Thief."*
    "......"
    "And did you have a particular specialty as a thief?"
    "..."
    *"Burglar."*
    I CANT IM DYING-

    • @GeoRexer
      @GeoRexer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Would have been even better if he said "Hamburglar" lol

    • @darkushippotoxotai9536
      @darkushippotoxotai9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@GeoRexer It was better that he didn't say that. The vegan crowd would have had him wiped off the face of the planet.

    • @OriginalSuper
      @OriginalSuper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmm

    • @wtr3059
      @wtr3059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean he is correct, burglar is a speciality within the broader job description known as thief. Another one I can think of is pickpocket

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darkushippotoxotai9536 I represent the vegan crowd and yeah

  • @alexanderticonuwu7591
    @alexanderticonuwu7591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    And to think some of these lines are from actual trials.
    You'd think a professional comedian wrote them.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Reality is stranger than fiction

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@Ramsey276one *funnier

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@alphaslootari3126 Also

    • @Psa22-6
      @Psa22-6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its from a tv show so yeah it is fiction

    • @Teknanam
      @Teknanam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Psa22-6
      ???
      The quotes are from a book quoting stupid lines from real court cases. Where did you get TV show?

  • @nivekakninblarg8076
    @nivekakninblarg8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    I am guilty of the most heinous crime of all, stealing air from the environment.
    I wouldn't have done it if I knew it was a felony.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Do you know what a trial is?

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yes sir.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@leiwoomynati1372 describe to the court what a trial is.

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 it's when a bunch of people say you're guilty.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@leiwoomynati1372 you know, on occasion, they might not find you guilty...

  • @yoschle3928
    @yoschle3928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "Because this is such a highly emotional case..."
    -> Talked about Haircuts seconds ago lol

    • @alienplatypus7712
      @alienplatypus7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ever seen part 4 of Jojo's?

    • @yoschle3928
      @yoschle3928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alienplatypus7712 nope haha

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alienplatypus7712 *_K-KISAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!_*

    • @CherryVilla21
      @CherryVilla21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Introducing Josuke Higashikata from Part 4 of JoJo. The one with the pompadour hairstyle. Don't talk insult his hair.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CherryVilla21 what, the one that looks like a bird’s nest?~

  • @al_fletcher
    @al_fletcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    I just realised Franziska and Klavier have never interacted in the series before

    • @user-ky3pw1we4d
      @user-ky3pw1we4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      lmao I'd imagine she'd hate him because he's forcing a german persona and is pretty much a "glimmerious fop".
      too bad, hes awesome.

    • @ahmed8743ify
      @ahmed8743ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ach tung baby!

    • @AE86FTS
      @AE86FTS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@user-ky3pw1we4d not to mention, Klavier is probably the smarter of the 2.

    • @AbridgedPwned
      @AbridgedPwned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I think in the Japanese version the von Karmas are suppose to be American while Klavier is still German.

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh God, can you _imagine_ them meeting. Imagine if they went to school together.

  • @willsmith5935
    @willsmith5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Don't know why the prosecutors seem so stunned, they just won about three cases at once in about 13 minutes.

  • @12lego2
    @12lego2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I’m way more impressed that these were seamlessly put together into a greater story than that these were actually said

  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    Ok, but the first one is pretty sad. I don't understand how no psychologist found him unfit for trial considering how absolutely awful his schizophrenia is. He belongs in a hospital where he can get help, not a prison.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What, the rude guy?

    • @stoopidapples1596
      @stoopidapples1596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 Yes. If you look it up, he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, and suffers delusions, and yet was still somehow found fit for trial. Whoever decided that was just as insane as he was, because he clearly should never been let in the court room.

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@stoopidapples1596 important to know if he was medicated or undergoing therapy for his schizophrenia. It sounds like he wasn't, but that would be important in determining if he was fit to stand trial; medicated schizophrenics are often far more mentally sound than the diagnosis infers

    • @TheStarsTwilight
      @TheStarsTwilight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      @@alphaslootari3126 At the same time, it is important to check for the possibility he was treatment resistant to the medication and/or if the therapy provided was inadequate. After the rather infamous court hearing (the part of this case that got famous; it's not the actual trial, just talking to the judge prepping them for trial), they really should have looked into that because based on how he acted, he did not seem fully cognizant. For instance, difficulty with social cues, sometimes to the extreme levels of inappropriate behavior, is a common symptom of schizophrenia. Allen might legitimately not have had the awareness to know why his behavior was wrong. That's not to mention the bizarre accusation against his lawyer, which is likely to be a paranoid delusion (not impossible it happened and it should be at least basically reported, but given the way it was presented, it likely isn't). There's always the chance Allen was just an asshole, mental illness or not, but at the very least with the full transcript it sounds like there's a high possibility he was a man still struggling with a mistreated illness and scared to the point of extreme paranoia and abrasiveness.

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@TheStarsTwilight 100% agree. Perhaps he was found unfit to stand trial due to that hearing. I'm totally unfamiliar with the case beyond the memed exchange, though.

  • @L-Puffin
    @L-Puffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Amazing vid, cursed plushies were fantastic, and chat during the premiere was a blast. 15/10 would watch again just to see if it makes even a tiny bit more sense this time

    • @Chessete
      @Chessete  3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      thanks for coming out

    • @Hala-k
      @Hala-k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Chessete please tell me you are going to make more like dont rush and take your time if u are going to but I am really enjoying these they’re amazing keep up the amazing work

    • @Zynet_Eseled
      @Zynet_Eseled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Chessete I just found this, and I'm grunt laughing inwards so fucking hard. This is genius.

  • @MrLegendofLP
    @MrLegendofLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Oh my god you finally did it. You dubbed probably the most infamous stupid court interaction on the internet. Allen vs. the State of Georgia. The one that got immortalized by Rick and Morty’s Justin Roiland dubbing it. And it’s just as good with Phoenix Wright characters. Well done.

  • @dltr4730
    @dltr4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I kinda feel bad for the caretaker guy, he seemed to have a really shity life

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      True, and he didn't try to weasel out of what he did... guy just needed something better to do, maybe a decent wage to live on

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seemed like a really shitty person

    • @GuyUWishUWere
      @GuyUWishUWere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He stole train tracks... De railing a train is a big deal.

    • @quaelgeist3337
      @quaelgeist3337 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GuyUWishUWerebetter crime than railing a train tho

  • @emilio1044
    @emilio1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I'm guilty as hell!"
    I died at that part

  • @PrincessColumbidae
    @PrincessColumbidae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Meanwhile, with Maya as Mina...
    Godot: Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maya is 17...
      Edit: Ok so she wasn’t 17 at the time,I haven’t seen the while ace attorney law yet. Even if Maya is 19 isn’t Godot like 30 or something?

    • @pokeoh1831
      @pokeoh1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was 2016 once again cannonically, or 2001 in the real world. I guess my report is overdated

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thevioletskull8158 Either I've forgotten the Ace Attorney narrative or she wasn't 17 at the time of Godot being a thing.

    • @robertanderson9447
      @robertanderson9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MezephelesArt I believe she was 19 in T&T

    • @nitroplasma788
      @nitroplasma788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertanderson9447 true

  • @lordlehuezerher
    @lordlehuezerher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Well that was one helluva fever dream

  • @yoangelo146
    @yoangelo146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    wow someone actually pointed out an unusual hairstyle in a universe where physics in hair dont exist.
    i know the quotes are from real life conversations but still-

  • @fukukyun78
    @fukukyun78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I like the production quality, but it's getting hard to tell what they said in the actual cases now XD

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thanks for the chapter timestamp XD

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      they just replaced the names of the lawyers and the accused. if you want to, you can look at the public records

  • @WithASideOfTibbs
    @WithASideOfTibbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I was losing my mind every time a cursed plushie/toy popped up to replace a character-

    • @callofabyss
      @callofabyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME HERE 😭😭😭

  • @Soapcookies
    @Soapcookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Holy shit I remember when Justin Roland did a recreation of the first case

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Link please?

    • @Soapcookies
      @Soapcookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ramsey276one th-cam.com/video/pkFaIxpbHvM/w-d-xo.html

  • @ezman-vn8zy
    @ezman-vn8zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Can't believe I actually caught the premier this time.

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't believe _I_ missed it by *three f*cking hours!*

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 can't believe i missed it by *_9_* hours

    • @TeeDubbleDee
      @TeeDubbleDee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      11 hours

  • @tessa4127
    @tessa4127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    hiring apollo as your lawyer and then immediately trying to fire him in court.... i adore stupid men only ♥

  • @romajimamulo
    @romajimamulo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The fact you wove these into a single case is frightening

  • @RandomNulls
    @RandomNulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I like how it went from “I’m gonna get my best friend his freedom” to “yeah I did it and I don’t care” and then to “I beat him unconscious, I’m a robber, and I bought cocain”

  • @ghdoublewho7962
    @ghdoublewho7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:36 the teacher when the kids are "being rowdy"

  • @ashisharky
    @ashisharky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Von Karma’s poses are a mood.

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The fact that the music comes on like they're saying something groundbreaking only heightens this masterpiece.

  • @mistysurge491
    @mistysurge491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "farting is sexist"
    -Franziska Von Karma

  • @chaocoolman7261
    @chaocoolman7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i am every character in this video after i eat 6 flinstones vitamins

  • @sizzledan31
    @sizzledan31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Well I think we all learned today that-"
    "GUILTY"

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I'm not even subscribed and I'm here this early, I'm so confused
    Edit: I've since subscribed (:

  • @theodote_
    @theodote_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    the marketable apollo plush destroyed me

  • @naivebone
    @naivebone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    *[Aftermath]*
    Pheonix - admitted to be 'guilty as hell' and sentenced to 10 years in prison (yes, really). Awaits his follow-up trial against Apollo.
    Apollo - Quits his job and lives in shame. Remains mentally scarred from the case to this day forward.
    Judge - Joins a kangaroo court after a month-long struggle of excessive drinking. Is now perfectly fine.
    (Yeah sorry use your imagination! :] )
    Payne - known everywhere for his popular black haircut
    von Karma - Files a restraining order against Pheonix but it doesnt matter anyway. Goes on a personal 'crusade' to justify sexualism and is very serious about it.
    Edgeworth aka Edgelord - Has no problem whatsoever with the outcome. Still not the brightest lawyer.
    Caretaker - His past (of years worth of crimes) is uncovered and is immediately trialed after Pheonix. Gets his food stamps suspended for 4 months, not even half of his full sentence. Yes, part of that sentence was paying for those tracks (his homies could not bail him out of that one.)
    Klavier - Believes that everyone truly had not learned their lesson. Is unable to rethink his ethics in defense because he is WAY too cool for that. Still waiting on you to subscribe.

  • @sreedevprasad2625
    @sreedevprasad2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Payne:- Stupid haircut.
    Me:- yee-yee ass haircut.

  • @Amayawolf_01
    @Amayawolf_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can definitely see Franziska telling a defendant to "refrain from breaking into tears" and it's absolutely killing me 😂

  • @kittyandtiny9159
    @kittyandtiny9159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'Are you presently employed?'
    'No,' says Caretaker.

  • @fabianpacukiewicz
    @fabianpacukiewicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Denver Fenton Allen fron Georgia is too rude

    • @thisdanguy
      @thisdanguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If you mean the first dude apparently he was diagnosed with Schizophrenia

  • @Alfaris
    @Alfaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Them being combined goes too far into "fictional" territory. The appeal of these videos to me is that they are real cases. I didn't realize it was a different case until the caretaker showed up. It reminds of me of that video where an AI generated a phoenix wright case. A simple marker in the video would help. Like a "Case 2" that appears for a few seconds

    • @danielchan1668
      @danielchan1668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe they’re a new addition but there are labels on the time bar saying each case during its duration

  • @genuineinterest
    @genuineinterest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Phoenix and the Judge having a mouth off was hands down the best part of this lol. I was intrigued by the structure tbh, even though i love the chaos of the other ones - i would be down to see you experiment with whatever styles you feel like that day for each of these actually!

  • @BigSealLover
    @BigSealLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love this series so much

  • @twiwolf6754
    @twiwolf6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This was such a fucking wild ride from beginning to end

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly it’s hard to believe that these came from actual cases these feel like something written by a professional comedian

  • @fedorakero
    @fedorakero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love this series a lot, but this was disappointingly messy and confusing. Even checking the timestamps every minute or so didn't do much to clear up was was actually said and what was edited in. I like the production quality tho, I'm hoping for lots more

    • @FerreTrip
      @FerreTrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, this was a cool idea, but maybe not the most thought-out.

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is from a ridiculous court case in real life. One that’s at least as ridiculous as the cases in the actual games. I don’t think it was supposed to NOT be messy and confusing. My advice? Don’t even try to understand what’s going on. You’ll be less confused and probably avoid unnecessarily sacrificing some of your sanity.

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gamer88334 Least add static so the we know any court dialogue is coming from a different case than the last

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly I found it hilarious this way

  • @Sussyboi306
    @Sussyboi306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Bro really whats going on in the courts at San Diego

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Everyone is just casually turning into plushies and Lego and stuff, and I love it

  • @kcwjunior1AceAttourny
    @kcwjunior1AceAttourny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    fellas, is it sexist to pass gas?

  • @AmberSkitty3
    @AmberSkitty3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:45
    Ph-Phoenix... Don't turn me into a marketable plushie

  • @abdullahrashed871
    @abdullahrashed871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This got out of hand faster than me tapping the like button

  • @TheRedJadex
    @TheRedJadex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The lines between reality and fiction grow thinner by the day.

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This appears in my feed out of nowhere. Finally TH-cam suggests some genuinely funny stuff. Subscribed

  • @igorlopes8463
    @igorlopes8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can't believe these stupid moments are enough to make an actual trial.

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Neat series. Thus far, I'd rate the second part highest; if you ever do one with Edgeworth taking center stage, "Confrontation ~ Presto" from Ace Attorney Investigations is an amazing BGM track!

  • @lawaklawakpeace9333
    @lawaklawakpeace9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God, it's been a hour since this just uploaded. Such a hilarious cases lmfao I can't imagine them happening irl

  • @OolexTG
    @OolexTG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imma be honest, this series got me into Ace Attorney

  • @BeazerProductions
    @BeazerProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You’d think Ace Attorney would be more ridiculous than real life court proceedings, but you’d be wrongo, boyo.

  • @Btotts
    @Btotts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Rick and Morty version of the State of Georgia vs. Daniel Fenton Allen will always be the best version since there no known video of the original. But great job on the rest! The cocaine-buying asshole beater was a good one.

  • @lucasparis7284
    @lucasparis7284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact this makes a story relatively cohesible is amazing! I enjoyed it a lot!

  • @slash.slayer
    @slash.slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    FINALLY THE MOST AWAITED SEQUEL

  • @sophieekhegfejwgk
    @sophieekhegfejwgk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really appreciate you marking out the different cases in the video bar! It really helped me distinguish all the different cases :)

  • @ooccttoo
    @ooccttoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    at some point during the kangeroo court case, I started hearing the judge speak in Morty's voice.

  • @MoronBoshi
    @MoronBoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He went from 60 to A year. What is this an anime time skip?

  • @Raidenze
    @Raidenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Amazingly edited. I've actually heard most of these cases before but to tie them all together, that's a feat for sure.

  • @ABower-dm7my
    @ABower-dm7my 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was laughing at the start and end, and for some reason I couldn’t help it when I started to read the lines in different tones and accents. Brilliant, simply brilliant and all done.

  • @duckmaster4326
    @duckmaster4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I do like how a lot of times literally everyone is Apollo

  • @crowbones9686
    @crowbones9686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    imagine being in court and they all start calling you out for crying and farting lmfao

  • @leilanpad9638
    @leilanpad9638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it blends so seamlessly together i thought it was all from one case for a second

  • @offcialaa2progamr
    @offcialaa2progamr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the fact that wrights personality does a complete 180 during this video

  • @WtHandle
    @WtHandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well I like this one the best!! Great job for combining all of them almost perfectly that it feels like an extreme AA episode ❤️ Keep it up!

  • @inotfunny8506
    @inotfunny8506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was on the edge of my seat the whole time ngl

  • @magikal_drink
    @magikal_drink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that you managed to put everything together in a way that makes sense is amazing

  • @troll4life662
    @troll4life662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What was that saying again? Too many prosecutor in the courtroom I think.

  • @partialrium5879
    @partialrium5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the best ace attorney turnabout ever and you cant convince me otherwise

  • @mu4784
    @mu4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was amazing lmaooo, sweet work, didn't even notice when the cases changed

  • @SG-yv5st
    @SG-yv5st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am laughing so hard right now
    That"wait you can hear my thoughts" scene was GREAT

  • @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall
    @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im tired after watching this video and im not sure why

  • @Crimsin0139
    @Crimsin0139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That first one was an entire movie in itself

  • @Mike-ij4rq
    @Mike-ij4rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cases were stitched so well together I thought this was 1 long, wild ass court case for half the video

  • @Sirvaria
    @Sirvaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cant believe stupid lawyer quotes grew a plot!

  • @AESTHETIC-yk3zk
    @AESTHETIC-yk3zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is amazing, please never stop making these

  • @Khoiussy
    @Khoiussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m so impressed that all of these somehow come together and make a story, but I’m left rather confused as to what the context of these are and what led to each story lol

  • @barokwailen3503
    @barokwailen3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:51 - I died when the Pursuit theme started during that moment,like Phoenix achieved something.

  • @bonnome2
    @bonnome2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:02 wait, that is the Rick and Morty case...

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:20
    this is the Judge Morty case. I would recognize it anywhere

  • @jbeaver959
    @jbeaver959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven't cried that hard in a long time

    • @Chessete
      @Chessete  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry I made you cry

  • @GabrielShitposting
    @GabrielShitposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My man Apollo is so shocked he turned into a marketable plushie.
    Damn, Edgeworth got it worse, it turned his name too.
    Goddamn, everyone is devolving into plushie form this time.

  • @mariusacripina8192
    @mariusacripina8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Stuff as always. Highly appreciated.

  • @yuki97kira
    @yuki97kira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im just imagining some lawyer trainer out there keeps tossing pokeballs and brings out lawyers for this case

  • @Vespyr_
    @Vespyr_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this format best. Love the snappy transitions. :)

  • @arclad84
    @arclad84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My friend and I just finished watching this and we're like....THA FUCK IS THIS EVEN REAL, I'm mean really XDDD