David Lives A WEIRD Life In The Year 33,333

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  • @williamking3301
    @williamking3301 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Gorg is such a great storyteller. Love your stories man, so entertaining and funny, they make me smile. Long live Gorg!

  • @Isbasgritty24537
    @Isbasgritty24537 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    As someone who is part of pizza city I can confirm David was very weird.
    My name was Caesar
    Nickname was little Caesar

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah man david was weird, and my name was Marco (marco's pizza)

    • @davidsashorty
      @davidsashorty ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was'nt weird also im dead

    • @deanpost152
      @deanpost152 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are the sworn enemy of our leader, Papa John

    • @davidsashorty
      @davidsashorty ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOOOOO

    • @alpine8732
      @alpine8732 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm Aci (5:04) I was a hater of every pizza topping except extra cheese. I liked David he was nice.

  • @andrewdiedrich3097
    @andrewdiedrich3097 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Note how Pizza City doesn't have fishing industry. Even the cult of pizza lovers is not crazy enough for anchovies on pizza.

    • @Magikarp_With_Dragonrage
      @Magikarp_With_Dragonrage ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gorg said they had anchovie pizza

    • @tizioincognito5731
      @tizioincognito5731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As italian I disagree 😂

    • @vincememes
      @vincememes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Typically anchovies belong on pizza but maybe in america dont think theyre good (the three liters of oil are tho)

    • @tizioincognito5731
      @tizioincognito5731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vincememes maybe thay have scarce quality anchovies... 🤔

  • @jonhstonk7998
    @jonhstonk7998 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    ¨My name is David and I'm a denizen and citizen of Pizza City, while my city is a massive metropolis mostly known for its cuisine located in the northern areas of the continent, we have existed as a major city and continuous civilization for over 30.000 years, I write this so that whoever reads it knows what's happening to us, I don't know if it will be someone from another kingdom or some other compatriot of mine who will pick up this notebook which previously consisted of my own personal Diary and journal, however, I hope that whoever does can piece together what happened and maybe save the city or at least some of its people, a few years ago strange incidents started to happen in the northern areas of the city: rumors of spore filled mushroom-like zombie men started to circulate in the biome of the city which previously consisted of a mushroom forest...most people thought that was some sort of joke or just unsubstantiated gossip...I also did as while I always hated mushrooms the notion of spore infections on people was too absurd for me to consider...however I decided to investigate on my own and over the years I came to the conclusion that some sort of plague is happening, I am not yet aware if it's a fungal hivemind, an apocalyptic cult of some sort, or some infiltration and plague brought by the machinations of some other state in the continent... however one thing is clear: King Papa Jonh was killed by one of these zombified monsters and the infection seems to be spreading...if nothing is done the city will fall within the next decade...whoever or whatever the responsible for this may be it seems it took note of my investigation because of my failed attempt to warn the king...I sent a friend of mine to try and warn the other kingdoms and city-states of the continent to quarantine the city but I am not aware if they were successful in escaping or not, I have been being followed by someone I suspect is a sleeper agent of the mushroom people and I may be killed soon if it's a hive mind or cult of some sort it means it has intelligence...it also means I am not likely to escape at my advanced age...whoever picks up this notebook: check yourself to guarantee you're not infected by the spores, a doctor in a nearby house I spoke with has been able to identify the main symptoms of infection like a certain increase in blood pressure and cardiovascular activity summed with paranoid thoughts that curtail on someone's loyalties...please if you picked up this journal and you are not infected...flee the city and warn the other kingdoms, you may be the last hope of mankind in the continent for the city is most likely already lost.
    They're outside the house...I refuse to become infected with the spores and be forced to kill my remaining friends and colleagues against my will so I will be taking a vial of poison soon...I am scared for my soul but deep in my heart I know that at my advanced age, I have no chance of escape and this is not suicide but sacrifice, may God forgive me for failing to warn the king earlier.
    whoever you are...may you be able to escape and may God be with you¨
    - last entry in the journal of David the citizen and investigator, compiled during the last days of the plague of mushrooms and near the Fall of Pizza City, was recovered by the Holy Order of Plague Doctors during an incursion into the city.

    • @averycool7499
      @averycool7499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop spoiling

    • @solarboyaaron4652
      @solarboyaaron4652 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@averycool7499your fault for reading

    • @OfficialDenzy
      @OfficialDenzy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R.I.P David your name will be remembered for generations in this continent as a hero who saved the continent.

    • @CursedXyster
      @CursedXyster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@averycool7499 stop being stupid and reading the comments before finishing the video

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@averycool7499Stop reading such a hefty comment expecting not to be spoiled.

  • @Astrosk1er
    @Astrosk1er ปีที่แล้ว +418

    As someone who also despises mushrooms in general I feel my man David

    • @Flash-banged
      @Flash-banged ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As somebody who also hates mushrooms, I also feel David

    • @WilsonKullmann
      @WilsonKullmann ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone who doesn’t like pizza at all, I also feel for him.

    • @DingleSucks
      @DingleSucks ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As someone who also despises mushrooms, i also feel David

    • @MaPN001
      @MaPN001 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone who's name is David and i hate mushrooms, I'm David's twin brother

    • @foxleader8233
      @foxleader8233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A

  • @cringelord7776
    @cringelord7776 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    With debug tools you can turn on, show mush infection, and it will create a pink highlight in chunks where infected people are

  • @hereiam272
    @hereiam272 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When you're trying to tell a story and your main character suddenly dies mid-way through

  • @BoredTruckn
    @BoredTruckn ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Wish they'd add a trait menu to the kingdom screen so it's easier to give persistent traits and stuff.
    Would be a easy way to do it.

    • @TheSpellwright
      @TheSpellwright ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or to cultures. Or cities. Any group, really.

    • @BoredTruckn
      @BoredTruckn ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheSpellwright exactly. The selective to bring mod is ok, but it makes all the guys super man after awhile.
      I just want a persistent trait that is added, regardless of anything else. Would make clans and such more interesting.
      Make one clan really good at combat, and another a great researcher or something.
      Then watch how they mingle and stuff.
      I'd be like a bloodline.

  • @balrogjeff28
    @balrogjeff28 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Best TH-camr

  • @KranMoi
    @KranMoi ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm going to spawn a bunny and name it Gorg and it will live in my world peacefully. If it does die I will make it a god and Gorg will destroy the world!

  • @richardgomer5126
    @richardgomer5126 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Gorg is trying to get around therapy and make videos like this one as a silent way of self therapy. Or a silent scream for help.

  • @spicy-cactus
    @spicy-cactus ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I myself didn't have the greatest time when I was on vacation in pizza city. I myself live in the great cacti dessert where I am already a little weird because I am half pepper. but anyway when I visited it they wanted to use my pepper for pizza and they also wanted to test if cactus would taste good on pizza. I barely made it out of there that day.

  • @TheIronManOfSteel
    @TheIronManOfSteel ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Best ingredients,
    Best pizza,
    Our king, Papa Johns.
    Called it.

  • @RADARMYBRAT32
    @RADARMYBRAT32 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As much as I love pizza I can't imagine eating for everyday for eternity

  • @jamiesnow8190
    @jamiesnow8190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for the content!

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I quite like mushrooms on pizza, luckily I haven't died while infected yet.

  • @errorcringyname4044
    @errorcringyname4044 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How about a small civ of elves with a bunch of guardian animals which are super suped up animals against a normal orc civ?

  • @ThatGollumGuy
    @ThatGollumGuy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You´re not alone, David. I also don´t really like mushrooms. Especially on pizza

  • @Ethanthegreat2
    @Ethanthegreat2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A kid in my school is named David but everybody calls him dodot

    • @McJorgan
      @McJorgan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why

    • @Ethanthegreat2
      @Ethanthegreat2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@McJorgan I don't have the slightest idea

  • @King0nWings
    @King0nWings ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My idea for your next video is that you make a city called "Anchovies on Pizza" and nuke it non-stop for 10 minutes. That's the whole video.

  • @GigaLobster
    @GigaLobster ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As someone who's name is David I can confirm that I live a weird life

  • @stanleyoranges4586
    @stanleyoranges4586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are such a good narrator 😌. Really nice video 😁. Keep the good work.

  • @Ryker583_
    @Ryker583_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Video 2 of asking for gorg to do a 4 kingdoms spawn on a small island and every 2 years the island gets a bit larger do this tell the kingdoms connect or you could do 8

  • @UmbrielakaPasystem
    @UmbrielakaPasystem ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a person of Pizza city, I confirm David was very weird, never knew he did not like mushroom pizza.
    I’m Pizya, nickname is Pizya Crusty sauce.

  • @professorx9932
    @professorx9932 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could have found patient 0 using developer console -> show mush spores.

  • @caparezzafan675
    @caparezzafan675 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if papa john loves pizza then why is his favorite food hamburgers

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s pizza city. Everything is meant as a pizza topping. He likes to put burgers on his pizza.

    • @caparezzafan675
      @caparezzafan675 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @nablamakabama488 oh ok that makes sense

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does this feel extremely metaphorical for a lot of other issues in the world.

  • @illadiel6049
    @illadiel6049 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only way it could have been better is if the map were styled like a pizza

  • @ayechan12
    @ayechan12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More stories please 🙏 🙏 🙏

  • @TheSkiingDragon
    @TheSkiingDragon ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I shall now summon every New Yorker in the comments section with 5 words:
    Deep Dish is best pizza

    • @markob8934
      @markob8934 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a joke I’m too British to understand?

    • @neistrong614
      @neistrong614 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am too russian to understand dis shit

  • @anedark
    @anedark ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I too hate mushrooms. I understand you david

  • @g.s.890
    @g.s.890 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'll have you know, mushroom anchovie and olive pizza is the best topping combination

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Burn in the pizza oven.

  • @Clumpentimehd
    @Clumpentimehd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make a video about how long can a civilization can survive against infinite zombies

  • @griffin_the_hybrid
    @griffin_the_hybrid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The moral is stop putting mushroom, anchovies and pineapple on pizza lol

  • @TdawgRupert
    @TdawgRupert ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why you don't put sentient super organisms of decay on pizza. Also you should have had mushroom forest spread as the mushmen grew in number

  • @75GOLD
    @75GOLD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the story. Have an idea maybe you can do another story but with bread

  • @Wrath-_-
    @Wrath-_- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The moral of the story: Gorg doesn't like mushrooms, F mushrooms

  • @Black-noir-e8l
    @Black-noir-e8l ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BBQ pizza is so good not going to lie

  • @maximusharbour3463
    @maximusharbour3463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with alfredo sauce.

  • @Sireeeee
    @Sireeeee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn you really made new york in world box

  • @neverunknown1236
    @neverunknown1236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:02 ok chill out there mccarthy

  • @blakegymnastics
    @blakegymnastics ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your vids and I always watch them within 5 hours again you are awesome

  • @Altertornalli
    @Altertornalli ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as an mushroom person, i can comfirm mushroom pizza is the ONLY and BEST pizza left

  • @Trashcastle
    @Trashcastle ปีที่แล้ว

    -“Hi David how you doing “
    -“Really bad actually”
    -“he’s doing well, thank goodness” 1:13

  • @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
    @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo, video idea.
    Faultlines map where you spin a wheel every 20 or so minutes and do a disaster relating to fault lines. E.g earthquakes

    • @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
      @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another video idea is that you make a village that is fully sustainable and everything,a very advanced civilization. Then absolutely obliterate it with nukes and if there's no survivors spawn them. 😃

  • @karma10125
    @karma10125 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember somehow when I started a zombie outbreak in a massive city they managed to survive while infected so they became immortal. It was like a zombie city

  • @Twidleythegnome
    @Twidleythegnome ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha I loved the terraria mushroom biome music at the end

  • @AceIncVR
    @AceIncVR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really like keep up the good work

  • @Elliott-Burton
    @Elliott-Burton 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We need more of these cinematic videos

  • @mru22695
    @mru22695 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: make a giant war with the tumor, cyber core, biomass, and super pumpkin

  • @DaveLark
    @DaveLark ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow I lived a weird life!

  • @vernstern6364
    @vernstern6364 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can relate to David about mushrooms and gorgs

  • @slightlymaddog
    @slightlymaddog ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also hate mushrooms and David is one of my middle names !

  • @nuamideii1432
    @nuamideii1432 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But i like mushrooms
    Oh shoot i died

  • @GummieI
    @GummieI ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I kinda want to try an pizza with apples xD

  • @bones0013
    @bones0013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know your a worldbox youtuber could you do a ai battle in stellaris

  • @timwest277
    @timwest277 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As much as I enjoy mushrooms, I think me and David will get along fine if I was living there.
    My best friend IRL hate mushrooms, I tease him about it lol. I absolutely love it 😋

  • @Amy-qv3oq
    @Amy-qv3oq ปีที่แล้ว

    This is an experimental cyberpunk novel.

  • @VectorxMan
    @VectorxMan ปีที่แล้ว

    If your pizza mushrooms are slimey that's called undercooked. They should be chewey yet firm.

  • @FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggy
    @FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i’m with david here

  • @jackalenterprisesofohio
    @jackalenterprisesofohio ปีที่แล้ว

    Anchovie, artachoke, onion, olive pizza (with stuffed crust)

  • @Definetlyalive
    @Definetlyalive ปีที่แล้ว

    Lets get to 40,000 at this point
    FOR THE EMPEROR

  • @pokefan2370
    @pokefan2370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta love that terraria mushroom theme 🔥

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once upon a time, there was this guy and then he died. The End.

  • @theperfectbotsteve4916
    @theperfectbotsteve4916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mushrooms are pretty Grose i agree as interesting as fungus are they do not belong on pizza

  • @Shadow-jg2gq
    @Shadow-jg2gq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you make another war in the lord of the rings?

  • @Skishtube
    @Skishtube 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Foods that look too evil to eat Broccoli,mushrooms,raw onion,banana peel,orange with stringy stuff on it ,my cat,scorpion,chicken with no breading,steak,bugs,my hand

  • @WMFawn
    @WMFawn ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok but shrimp on pizza slaps, try it sometime

  • @illadiel6049
    @illadiel6049 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dorohedoro

  • @klintzachodniedrewno514
    @klintzachodniedrewno514 ปีที่แล้ว

    why the population dropped from over 7000 to 4000 when he changed colors? it's at 4:25 to be exact

  • @BoredTruckn
    @BoredTruckn ปีที่แล้ว

    Plot of "I Robot". And probably a few other things.

  • @kokkokongennr-1611
    @kokkokongennr-1611 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn´t eating mushrooms on pizza cannibalism for mushroom-people?

  • @wyattvankirk8824
    @wyattvankirk8824 ปีที่แล้ว

    David makes since of night city cuz of cyberpunk edge runners, so David Martinez, so if David’s here. Where’s V?

  • @somebodykares1
    @somebodykares1 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was a place that offered a salad pizza once that I knew

  • @Funtime_Fz
    @Funtime_Fz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Everyone loves pizza"
    0:28
    3:09
    8:26 "How about mushroom is the only pizza topping."
    Uh Gorg they are mushrooms, why would they eat their own flesh? Did you mean to make the mushrooms sound like cannibals?

  • @juliadesouza6674
    @juliadesouza6674 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love him taking advantage of the dark ages coming just on the right time

  • @ImColombiaa_
    @ImColombiaa_ ปีที่แล้ว

    You posted this literally the same time I arrived to Rome 💀💀

  • @Nord..
    @Nord.. ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason I thought it was Oswald not David

  • @abcd-ub3bk
    @abcd-ub3bk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mushroom city

  • @omen3324
    @omen3324 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:13 Bruh

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:49 Are you dissing pizza with barbecue sauce on it? Why?

    • @jaronbroucke
      @jaronbroucke ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's disgusting.

    • @Dude-vq3oe
      @Dude-vq3oe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jaronbroucke I disagree. I think it's really good. Just replace pepperoni with some other kind of meat, and you're good.

  • @lindatory1886
    @lindatory1886 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a question for you Gorg. Did you know about a Glitch that makes people Immortal?

  • @seanshepherd1071
    @seanshepherd1071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mush plauge *always* wins

  • @WitheredRosee
    @WitheredRosee ปีที่แล้ว

    Man not even a minute in and I'm hungry

  • @TheOvervoid
    @TheOvervoid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are calzones legal in Pizza City?

    • @aderi31415
      @aderi31415 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about strombolis?

  • @Cobalt_Hitron
    @Cobalt_Hitron ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s not mush room for mushrooms on pizza

  • @mylesnjenga2516
    @mylesnjenga2516 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there Hawaiian pineapple apple juice apple dragon fruit vegetable cucumber salad meat pork BBQ pizza there too

  • @FreezingPanda
    @FreezingPanda ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternate title: Cortsepts spreads through italy

  • @Post_the_most
    @Post_the_most ปีที่แล้ว

    If David knew that for the dough you also need mushrooms :D

  • @orangetabby7122
    @orangetabby7122 ปีที่แล้ว

    maybe the real pizza was the mushrooms we made along the way

  • @BlueGelzyOfficalLmao
    @BlueGelzyOfficalLmao ปีที่แล้ว

    3:06 WHAT DID HE SAY???

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pizza City was thriving until the whole town did 'shrooms, then it declined like it's hair was on fire and it's ass was catching. So the moral is "don't do drugs."

  • @UnholyOomlie
    @UnholyOomlie ปีที่แล้ว

    So you're tellin' me the Last of Us started with an ill made mushroom pizza?

  • @tearsofdespair5833
    @tearsofdespair5833 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened with pineapple pizza?

  • @tenma8797
    @tenma8797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not Papa John! Nooo…

  • @MASTERCRAFT938
    @MASTERCRAFT938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello there! :D

  • @darkshadows8
    @darkshadows8 ปีที่แล้ว

    man i remember i quit this game long ago...

  • @BlackEnigma908
    @BlackEnigma908 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I heard for the first 1 minute was pizza

  • @vduvall
    @vduvall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The city is called Italy pizza city😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @International_Orange
    @International_Orange ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pizza city's dog best pizza if you don't make a good apizza he'll cut your head off