I forget his name, but there actually is a Necron who probably would invite a Guardsman to a party, if only because he's senile and thinks he and everyone around him are still Necrontyr.
@@eyeballpapercut4400oh that's sad to hear. I hope at least it's some consolation to the guy that zandrekh is probably one of the most beloved necron characters in 40k, possibly one of the more beloved 40k characters in general.
Due to the necrons long lives and computer like memory theyre plays, stories, and poems are known to go on for years or even millennia so be aware of this before going to any necron social event.
if you are invited to a Ork Party and you defeat their warboss on a Headbutting duel you become a human ork warboss of a Ork tribe Also you must become a Freebooterz Captain if you want to Live as a Merc leader with ork pirates always focus on bring Meks and also hire Renegade Space Marine Apothecary who wants refugee congrats you have a Space marine Painboi now, just don't ask about their original legions or faction, because this renages wants to protect their Families with your Boiz (they may be Grandparents but is good to have them to your side and Pray to gork & mork) if you get a Ork Hook Claw you could ask the mek to make it more like a mechanical ork hand also if you get a Overload of Grots make Killer Kans that kills with Bad puns, also if you get collected by Trazyn you got bad Luck
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas very true because they could be cases of defeated Ork warbosses Who Becamed Freebooterz Nobz because their human Captain (this Humans has more strenght and they may look handsome or beautiful but still they are Human Ork Captains Who leads Legions of Ork Freebooterz, they mostly plunder Space Marine Ships for tools of this renegade apothecary Marines, there is Also Tech Marines Who are considered as Techno Heresy because they repaired a Dreadnought with new technology, this Mek Marines are mostly ex Black Templars or ex Iron Hands (they have The Jolly Ork Mark on their new Armors Also they have their Grot helpers Who cares about those grots because they Will be perfect Killa Kans of Plundering, they have Also Renegade Dreadnoughts Who are considered as Heretics because they killed a Commissar because a simple innocent Soldier was about to be executed, this type of Dreadnoughts has Ork Modifications and they have a Grot partner to heal their Sanity, this grots are called "Komedian Gretchins", they are like a 2nd Hand Gretchin but the difference is that they have a Subtype of Hair Squig making them have a Hairstyle like Weird Al, they Also have accordeon Squigs to heal sanitys of Their Dreadnoughts and the Dreff Dreads (they need the Jokes or Will start to stomp every Ally, this Gretchins are mostly used to Make the enemies Laugh mostly making the Tyranids start to behave like Weird Al because the Komedian Gretchin bio mass making Comedian Kings and Princes, they differ from Queens because they have The same Hairstyle they are mostly hunted by Other Tyranids hive fleets because they becamed so civilized that they do Comedian Tours, the Ordo Xenos loves this Comedian Bugs that only eats Chaos cultist Bio mass, they Also serve to find Genestealer hives making them have a laughly Death because of their songs
When your a man of iron that's pretending to be some lowly mechanicus guard bot and the mechanicus brought you along to a necron party they were hesitant in joining in the first place and the overlord trys to get to know you: *nervous digital sweating* Apologies, I am not capable of answering such a question.
@@Handepsilon i feel like they would flirt, but do so at a rate where it's more of a compliment. "OMO, your cogs look so polished! What lubricator do you use?"
@BOT_CORP ....your comment actually reminded me of the Astartes footage edit where the helmet went 'UwU' instead of the unholy scream That being said, let's hope the Necrons are not aware of the age-old mankind culture, or it's instant disintegration for the techpriest.
i bet the necron with the rock collection is a little excited to go back to the planet hes collected rocks from to get new rocks and see if they have like different composition i would be excited to see new earth rocks after being away for so long
Id actually be genuinely intrested in what would make an ancient overlord of a millennium dead civilization take up knitting of all things after waking up
Oh yes, Tyzan, your collection is very fascinating. Say, where's the exhibit on the Clone of Fulgrim? That way? Oh, hold that thought. I need to refresh my drink. I'll just take the scenic route through the path to Fulgrim, yes.
lorewise, what happened to the homeworld of the mephrit dynasty which is in the same cryptus system as the homeworld of the BA, baal? they've been practically neighbors since the tomb world awoke during the nid invasion, arent they?
I have this friend who is a Scorpio he is a Necron named Zac, me I'm the Cold Eldar of my family Aquarius type We have been friends a long time though He could probably translate their cultural norms to me, I trust him, yes we have fought like sub zero vs scorpion but we never came to blows before, can he come too? He would understand what's going on and likely be able to head off any 'misunderstandings' before they happen He is an outgoing Fire Dragon, I'm a Shy Sky Dragon
Correction, be very racist towards all non necrons and be very political. Just don’t insult the silent king and shit talk all the different houses that are enemies with the one you are currently in. Just treat it like you’re forced to spend a week with your old disgruntled grandpa
I really feel for that Guardsman, he probably had not ever left his home city state before Imagine going to an intergalactic party 🥳 🤔 I suppose in the 40k universe the only intergalactic party he previously went to in the distant past was only on battleships with guns on board Im sure he will get used to it Poor little fella is completely on his own now no Armies, guns just an old uniform that really wouldn't do any good. I wonder what the parties from his own city were like, 😊 telling by that guards man likely a rough affair, in some small city on a far away world removed from most civil ization, i can see why he might be a little distrustful of zenos given his past and a little bit cautious of going to their cities on his own I suppose if he had an invitation though that would be different, going unannounced would likely get him killed I hope he makes it though he just has to lower his defensive fears i suppose Thank you for the tip It would serve him well 🙂👍 It would be interesting and kind of fun to meet a Necron i think or an Eldar, even meeting and having a conversation with a Tyranid would be fun, a Tau that would be great and Good. Lol imagine the conversation with a World eater Orcs would be hilarious i think Cheers 😊 that was inquisitive 🙂😉 ever had a conversation with a Chaos God before?
But the Xenos DO all look the same! What, is it problematic to believe in the superiority of mankind’s distinguished features over that of the abhorrent xeno now?
0:57 I wouldn't call Necrons another race, they are another species entirely if you can even call sentient robots a species and not entetie 🤔 .. don't be entetist? Don't be Ludditeist?
SO THIS IS HOW SANGUNIUS MADE THE SILENT KING HIS BEST FRIEND.
How about signing a peace treaty then my glorious overlord
Wait what ?!
Come on. Sanguinius has a charisma check that could make Putin and Zelenskyy have a wild night with the boys. Nobody can say no to that guy.
@@box9706 Silent King claims he knew Sanguineous and highly respected him
They shared a common passion for brooding and being fancy
Aww how nice, a necron that take a hobby as simple and harmless as knitting.
...
Wait a second, that's a flayer isn't it?
:D
... no. No. No....
No, just a Cryptek.
loooooool he's knitting your sinews into a cloak of DOOOOOOOM!!!!!
@@BlackPsionic Considering how the Flayer Virus works, that doesn't rule out anything 😅
Do *not* touch them inappropriately. Looking at you tech priests.
You compliment the design structure of a Destroyer *one time-*
@@cjkelly7536 They are VERY sensitive about their levitation units.
@@cjkelly7536my brother in the Omnissiah, you started stroking the design plans.
“Apologies, you Xenos all look the same.”
“…”
_screams of agony as he is atomized by a Gauss flayer_
I mean would it hurt if you get disintegrated before you feel the pain
@@hell1942 Nah, he's slowly getting disintegrated
@@hell1942 IIRC its described as going atom by atom with the nerves last? Whole thing takes seconds, but doesn't sound painless.
@@PB4UGAME I would imagine that it probably feel like a pinch ramping up to a slap, pain wise.
I forget his name, but there actually is a Necron who probably would invite a Guardsman to a party, if only because he's senile and thinks he and everyone around him are still Necrontyr.
Nemesor Zandrekh of the Sautekh dynasty
@@highadmiraljt5853 yep! the chad commander with "dementia" *wink wink*
@@vahidmoosavian6313 Based on the author's father who actually had Alzheimer and behaved like Zahndrekh
He is the first necron on this video actually, nemesor zandrekh!
@@eyeballpapercut4400oh that's sad to hear. I hope at least it's some consolation to the guy that zandrekh is probably one of the most beloved necron characters in 40k, possibly one of the more beloved 40k characters in general.
*The xenarites are extremely interested in this video*
Indeed we are
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 hello fellow void dragon appreciator.
Stygies VIII sends our regards
@ConceptsCool4993 hiii
@@robbiev9296 Scaevola sends her regards too
"All you xenos look the same" the gaurdsman says while every necron presented has a notably different build.
I'd be honored to see a rock collection, necron or real life.
Same, rock and fossil collections are dope.
>compliment
>dont flirt
_WHICH IS IT?!_
Complement, don't flirt, easy
Compliment: nice work!
Flirt: nice ass!
@YMunesanzun
the reason why you shouldn't flirt with them, is because you have usable private parts, and they don't.
they HATE being reminded of this.
@@bluegum6438
Compliment: Nice eyes!
Flirt: Nice ass!
Not getting disintegrated: a healthy dose of bolter fire with a sea of lasfire.
"You look good." Ok.
"You look good. I want to have sex with you." Not ok.
We all know that humans died of old age before the fully announced the guests
Most likely!
The galaxy must the truuuuuuly f*cked if THE IMPERIUM allied with xenos to such a degree that they're printing out PAMPHLETS on how to interact
I would rather not get disintegrated, thanks!
Asking a guardsman to not be racist is like asking a pig to start flying
No need?
If you throw it hard enough...
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Or its a pig psychic..
Unless it's an Abpig
One of the 40k equivalents of asking a US Marine to not swear
There is also "never say alone in a room with Obyron" that's how the previous guests "left" the party
Unless you accepted an implied request from him to hear him vent about his Nemessor
If you don't see Trazyn there it's either cause they stopped inviting him or he took the others stuff and booked it. Probably the latter.
Or he has stolen the building the party is in, and is underneath.
Ah yes the collector. Honestly he is the one I would want to party with as if I am intriguing enough me may not kill me.
Or you're in his collection, and you don't realize it. Or maybe you've just gone blind.
As if "not being invited" has ever actually stopped Trazyn from showing up somewhere.
He would probably show up just to collect the one human who ended up at a necron party
You would also avoid being disintegrated if you give them a gift for allowing you to attend their party, showing that you respect/honor the host.🐱
To be fair you probably could just say "My apologies, a lot of the necron forms do have the same faceplate."
I'd love to sit and chat with Zahndrekh. He's one of my favorite Necrons
This is perfect. I have a Wrath and Glory campaign soon. I play as a Rogue Trader and there is straight up a Necron Deathmark in my team!
Have fun!
Have fun!
Be polite to him, or it will...
You know, just teleport and kill you in one shot.
Due to the necrons long lives and computer like memory theyre plays, stories, and poems are known to go on for years or even millennia so be aware of this before going to any necron social event.
There*
ackchually *their
@@eyeballpapercut4400 *thair
@@saladmancer4802 Thier*
Most inter species diplomatic meetings in 40k are so racist to begin with that coming up with an actually hurtful comment is an achievement.
if you are invited to a Ork Party and you defeat their warboss on a Headbutting duel you become a human ork warboss of a Ork tribe Also you must become a Freebooterz Captain if you want to Live as a Merc leader with ork pirates always focus on bring Meks and also hire Renegade Space Marine Apothecary who wants refugee congrats you have a Space marine Painboi now, just don't ask about their original legions or faction, because this renages wants to protect their Families with your Boiz (they may be Grandparents but is good to have them to your side and Pray to gork & mork) if you get a Ork Hook Claw you could ask the mek to make it more like a mechanical ork hand also if you get a Overload of Grots make Killer Kans that kills with Bad puns, also if you get collected by Trazyn you got bad Luck
Accurate
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas very true because they could be cases of defeated Ork warbosses Who Becamed Freebooterz Nobz because their human Captain (this Humans has more strenght and they may look handsome or beautiful but still they are Human Ork Captains Who leads Legions of Ork Freebooterz, they mostly plunder Space Marine Ships for tools of this renegade apothecary Marines, there is Also Tech Marines Who are considered as Techno Heresy because they repaired a Dreadnought with new technology, this Mek Marines are mostly ex Black Templars or ex Iron Hands (they have The Jolly Ork Mark on their new Armors Also they have their Grot helpers Who cares about those grots because they Will be perfect Killa Kans of Plundering, they have Also Renegade Dreadnoughts Who are considered as Heretics because they killed a Commissar because a simple innocent Soldier was about to be executed, this type of Dreadnoughts has Ork Modifications and they have a Grot partner to heal their Sanity, this grots are called "Komedian Gretchins", they are like a 2nd Hand Gretchin but the difference is that they have a Subtype of Hair Squig making them have a Hairstyle like Weird Al, they Also have accordeon Squigs to heal sanitys of Their Dreadnoughts and the Dreff Dreads (they need the Jokes or Will start to stomp every Ally, this Gretchins are mostly used to Make the enemies Laugh mostly making the Tyranids start to behave like Weird Al because the Komedian Gretchin bio mass making Comedian Kings and Princes, they differ from Queens because they have The same Hairstyle they are mostly hunted by Other Tyranids hive fleets because they becamed so civilized that they do Comedian Tours, the Ordo Xenos loves this Comedian Bugs that only eats Chaos cultist Bio mass, they Also serve to find Genestealer hives making them have a laughly Death because of their songs
This is to be stored in my databanks for important use
To be fair, I doubt any human could reliably distinguish one adult, human skeleton from another - especially out of thousands.
Ain't no party like a necron party, because a necron party don't stop
do not look trazyn in the eye if you do it is already to late
If you don't it is too, he is gonna take the human at the necron party no matter what.
Too late, I got pilfered
And there are at least two of them who aren't likely to kill you. The one with dementia and the collector follow.
That brave Guardsmen is at everyone's mercy.
Ain't no party like a Necron party
Oil Master Didrekh throws the strangest parties
When your a man of iron that's pretending to be some lowly mechanicus guard bot and the mechanicus brought you along to a necron party they were hesitant in joining in the first place and the overlord trys to get to know you: *nervous digital sweating* Apologies, I am not capable of answering such a question.
Be polite. Be kind. Be humble. Do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, aceept Trazyn's invitation to take part on his collection.
@KiuhKobold
why?
There's no party like a Trazyn Party
Tip 1 on not getting annihilated: Dont go to tomb world parties.
Smart!
We might just be makin' it outta the tomb complex with this one! Good dub.
Huzzah!
Plot twist. The guardsman just stumbled into this and hes too afraid to leave
Where would he go?
The "i just woke up like this" joke got overlooked.
The absolute balls of this guardman would probably make a good piece of Museum once taken by Trazyn
Orikan taking up knitting is weirdly wholesome and i love it.
That's not orikan tho, looks more like a generic cryptek. Still pretty wholesome!
Also, I thought that it was said that necrons are no longer really capable of creative work?
@@Meem-v02 GW has no idea what they are doing anymore...
Don't be rude to necrons, they're the only ones capable of vanishing the eye of terror and the chaos gods.
And Nids
@@randomdude8202only indirectly and kinda slow, while necrons can face chaos and leave unharmed kinda
Most important: never flirt with a Necron
Flirting with a basic foot soldier... I mean there's probably someone out there that would.
I could never get past "don't flirt with the guests"
Understandable
"Don't talk about politics"
Except it's two times when humans and necrons team up.
As a xeno: we do all look the same.
As a production model we look even more all the same
The Adeptus Mechanicum would be very interested in meeting a Necron, come to think of it
In which case, always refer to the 'do not flirt' rule
@@Handepsilon i feel like they would flirt, but do so at a rate where it's more of a compliment. "OMO, your cogs look so polished! What lubricator do you use?"
@BOT_CORP ....your comment actually reminded me of the Astartes footage edit where the helmet went 'UwU' instead of the unholy scream
That being said, let's hope the Necrons are not aware of the age-old mankind culture, or it's instant disintegration for the techpriest.
Ah, yes. Necs look the same as nids, orks and eldar.
im sure if i got invited to a party with a race that has been alive for lifecyles i would want a history lesson.
I suspect more than a few would be glad to recount literal millennia of history to you. Hope your lifespan can handle it!
@@benjaminoechsli1941 as a mechanical being like the Adeptus mecanicus im sure i can
Necron posting
Techpriests inferior. Nacrons superior 💀
A techpriest wrote this.
i bet the necron with the rock collection is a little excited to go back to the planet hes collected rocks from to get new rocks and see if they have like different composition
i would be excited to see new earth rocks after being away for so long
Id actually be genuinely intrested in what would make an ancient overlord of a millennium dead civilization take up knitting of all things after waking up
This guy has schizophrenia AND multiple personalities!
Forgot to mention Manspreading. Very Important.
Right, Trazyn? ☕
👀
0:39 minerals?
MINERALS
It's time to Diggy Diggy Hole
Not enough minerals.
ASAC Skhraderian dynasty
Oh yes, Tyzan, your collection is very fascinating. Say, where's the exhibit on the Clone of Fulgrim?
That way? Oh, hold that thought. I need to refresh my drink.
I'll just take the scenic route through the path to Fulgrim, yes.
You would get lost given how large it is, it also isn't safe - there are constant wars fought inside his collection by escaped exhibits.
By the emperor, what heresy is this? POLITE TO A XENO?!
Silence simpleton. The grown ups are talking
@vladgabrielmatei9128 Oke
@@vladgabrielmatei9128 Silence heretic. The honorable people are talking.
*“Did it hurt?”*
*“When you fell out of the stasis unit,”*
…
“Another amazing video, let me rewatch it”
…
…
“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!”
Heheehe
lorewise, what happened to the homeworld of the mephrit dynasty which is in the same cryptus system as the homeworld of the BA, baal? they've been practically neighbors since the tomb world awoke during the nid invasion, arent they?
Probably fighting. Most dynasties can't stand each other
0:48 Templars going tweak after hearing that
Marvelous!
...It's a dead man's party. Who could as for more..
Great, now that song is gonna be stuck in my head.
Dang, guess I'm not going to any Necron parties.
0:54 don't be racist I am a metal skeleton
Nemesor Zandrekh definitely helped publish this.
👀
I have this friend who is a Scorpio he is a Necron named Zac, me I'm the Cold Eldar of my family Aquarius type
We have been friends a long time though
He could probably translate their cultural norms to me, I trust him, yes we have fought like sub zero vs scorpion but we never came to blows before, can he come too?
He would understand what's going on and likely be able to head off any 'misunderstandings' before they happen
He is an outgoing Fire Dragon, I'm a Shy Sky Dragon
I was kinda expecting the Guard would say all the Taus look the same, no matter what Caste they are .
Ohhh snap
I'm a building please don't be racist or I will haunt your dreams
Damn i wish i had found this video earlier.....
At least you found it now!
Additional tip: Don’t acknowledge the pariahs. GW as sure ignores them.
Ohhh snap
Disappointed "don't flirt with the guests" wasnt with a tech priest
Nice try. I will be racist
As long as you're pro the entire human race.
Scream the N word (Necrontyr) as loud as you can multiple times
Don't de racist: mission dificulty - impossible.
Correction, be very racist towards all non necrons and be very political. Just don’t insult the silent king and shit talk all the different houses that are enemies with the one you are currently in.
Just treat it like you’re forced to spend a week with your old disgruntled grandpa
Trading insults is fun.
What do you mean i can't flirt with nemesor zhandrek?
You can damn well try!
You better be zoggin good at it, or your lil fella is gonna be dust
"Obyron, friend, what're you doi-"
"(charges up stuff) I just wanna talk to 'im"
subbed
Yessss
*Algorithm Cookie* 🍪
Funny
So which necron was the equivalent of diddy?
Hopefully none of them!
Overlrd Valgûl. Or any Flayer King.
Now do it again but with Black Templar
I really feel for that Guardsman, he probably had not ever left his home city state before
Imagine going to an intergalactic party 🥳
🤔 I suppose in the 40k universe the only intergalactic party he previously went to in the distant past was only on battleships with guns on board
Im sure he will get used to it
Poor little fella is completely on his own now no Armies, guns just an old uniform that really wouldn't do any good.
I wonder what the parties from his own city were like, 😊 telling by that guards man likely a rough affair, in some small city on a far away world removed from most civil ization, i can see why he might be a little distrustful of zenos given his past and a little bit cautious of going to their cities on his own
I suppose if he had an invitation though that would be different, going unannounced would likely get him killed
I hope he makes it though he just has to lower his defensive fears i suppose
Thank you for the tip
It would serve him well 🙂👍
It would be interesting and kind of fun to meet a Necron i think or an Eldar, even meeting and having a conversation with a Tyranid would be fun, a Tau that would be great and Good. Lol imagine the conversation with a World eater
Orcs would be hilarious i think
Cheers 😊 that was inquisitive
🙂😉 ever had a conversation with a Chaos God before?
I have covos with them every day
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas 🙂 I can definitely relate to that too.
Thank you for your time and consideration 🙏
I appreciate it more than you know
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas it's a pleasure to meet you
My name is Karl
@WhiteDragon-w6e pleasure! I'm Andreas. 😉
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas the pleasure is with your humour 🙂👍
Don't be racist, i am a skeleton
These, however, *might not* apply to Trazyn
he probably wants to abduct the MOST awkward human in existance.
👌
But the Xenos DO all look the same! What, is it problematic to believe in the superiority of mankind’s distinguished features over that of the abhorrent xeno now?
:o
0:57 I wouldn't call Necrons another race, they are another species entirely if you can even call sentient robots a species and not entetie 🤔 .. don't be entetist? Don't be Ludditeist?
Don't be ist!
Mel 07
😀
Not to be political, but armica the faction?
Huh?
I'm not racist... Just don't like 'em.
Simple as!