*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
@@Metallic_soda it’s because he’s a kid, remarking on an entirely hypothetical situation with something that id expect to come out of an older person’s mouth lol. It’s the fact that he, someone who may not know much about money/finances due to age, says that the imaginary person is “broke” all the while the question is asking him to demonstrate his ability to add up currency... like did I really have to fucking explain the whole thing 😂
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
Hi! I’m a new TH-camr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about a month ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do some pretty cool giveaways and love and notice every subscriber, thank you!!
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@coryd4160 lol yes! it's like he's just a little fatty in a tux and his unusual markings make it all the more funny:) r.i.p. Dom even he would find the comparison hilarious
Timestamps for You and I! Have a wonderful holiday and rest of the year everyone! 0:00 Hello everyone, this is YOUR *YEARLY* dose of the internet! 0:03 Men watching the scenery on hills 0:10 lizard like da orange 0:14 Man headstand-rolling down the sand hill 0:24 Dog breaks glass table with its butt 0:34 Skydiving 0:44 Catching a sausage with mouth 0:50 Attacked by dog for being cruel 1:02 dog wit da funky teet 1:08 FRESHLY BAKED 1:14 confused doggo (relatable) 1:21 Person's shadow acts as an arrow 1:27 dog says "no" 1:32 Elephant tries to steal phone, fails 1:46 "jaden broke" boy's a smart one 1:59 haha roof go wee 2:11 SCREAMING HAMSTER AAAAA 2:20 Student slaps victim when giving CPR 2:28 It's raining blankets and pillows. 2:36 Dog aggressively takes mail. 2:43 Girl holds large angry rabbit. 2:49 Man pushes nose 'till it's flat 3:03 WHAT IS THAT FACE HORSIE?? 3:10 Heartbeat sound of an artificial heart. 3:25 Fish swim in a large group synchronised. 3:37 WHAT IS THAT NOISE MR KOALA 3:49 Automatic litter box for the "HOLD ME" cat 4:02 Man on top of a very high peak of a mountain. 4:18 doggo wit da fit 4:25 fast water bottle drinker 4:43 ANGY BEE ATTACK 4:49 ANGY SEAL ATTACK 4:53 *B O N K* 4:59 RUN KITTY RUN 5:09 Skydiving 5:19 CAT ANGY AT DA GATE CAUSE HE TOO FAT TO FIT 5:25 haha balloon go weeeeeee 5:31 Man crashes bicycle into train glass 5:37 Bear gets told off 5:50 CAT GETS *BONKED* but at the chin 5:57 funky lil sea angel slug 6:11 *oliver the owl was just told that santa isn't real* 6:28 dog eat da coin 6:37 Building with a giant screen that looks like it has water in it 6:52 Dog: "CALL AN AMBULANCE! CALL AN AMBULANCE! BUT NOT FOR ME!" 7:00 ANGY TRASH PANDA ATTACK 7:11 baby.exe has stopped working 7:28 Jellyfish. 7:38 Squirrel buries its nuts in girl's hair 7:52 World Record for Stone Skipping 8:04 Face printed onto belly 8:13 Magic Card Tricks 8:24 ASSERTING DOMINANCE TO THE BEAR 8:37 pelican like da fisherman's hug :] 8:51 Bodybuilder Controls His Muscles 9:06 YOOOOO SKATER CAT 9:14 Just your average pigeon riding a train. Nothing new. 9:20 Otter Protects Plastic Box 9:35 janice da crocco :] 9:50 Wonderful Astral Photography shows the Earth is Rotating 10:05 WIDE CAT WIDE CAT 10:18 🦀 santa is dead 🦀 10:30 Child Smashes Stuff 10:35 Cloud Rolling over Hills in Australia 10:48 Driver doesn't give a crap. 11:03 2 dogs harasses doggo having an existential crisis 11:13 Happy Dog with Only 2 Legs :] 11:28 HAMSTER GO :] 11:35 Tortoise Climbs Hill to Slide Down :] 11:45 Airplane through a Snowstorm 11:56 deer like da banan 12:06 Miniature World 12:20 bro what is that mating dance bro ?? 12:36 have you seen him? now you have 12:51 Cars with Built In Air Jack System 13:07 CAT. HE 13:10 Sub to Him! 13:19 Wholesome message from DDoI :] 13:31 Goodbye!
7:08 The baby's face changes to the mother crying was just pure gold. He's like "Waaaaah-aaaah-aaah...Wait wtf...Uh, maybe I overreacted...Ew." Displayed like 3 different emotions in that same moment 😂😂
@God is a stupid f*cking asshole bitch uhmm, why is this being brought up? This is completely off topic, and seeing your name you need to calm down your attitude. Your name is also very offensive to others in that religion.
@@Ai_s_a01 not wild animals, they go on how we react. if we pose as a threat for them they wil usually test our lines, but when you keep composure they will find you boring or friendly. oh yeah, and if you scream in group or just make weird but loud sounds they will f out of there most of the times if they are alone
Bear: "Hey who is this guy" guy: "That's close enough" Bear: "Oh- ok.... Wait who does this guy think he is? I'm a bea-" guy: "Get." Bear: "ok damn sorry"
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
This video made my 2020 brighter. Thank you! 🙏😇
This man made quarantine bearable.
2:53 *ZOMBIE PIGMEN IN REAL LIFE*
ok
Yeah
Congrats on being pinned
Didn’t read the title, so when I heard the intro change I nearly had a stroke
Lol
relatable
Same
Same
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 9k subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
Best channel of 2020? You❤️
Yes. 101% correct
Hello
Mtn DEW
@Jumbo You bought subscribers boyo
Hi
I litterally spit my tea when I heard the intro
ok
Arent you supposed to be taking down P2W servers?🤣
Me too.
Hello verified person
Coffee
8:30 was the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day
He has no enemies
"Hello Everyone! This is your Daily Dose of Internet" - Best intro of 2020
Best intro ever
Nope, “Hello everyone. This is youuuurrrrr daily dose of internet”
Yearly dose of internet.
Daddy chill
Nice
Daily Dose: "aww the 3mins is over already?"
Yearly Dose: "I'm not going to watch the whole 13mins now..... aww the 13mins is over already??"
Mindful video
Ruined the 444
The hotdog catch straight down the throat has gotta be the most impressive clip
Literally it is true talent
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
Fr, seems like it’s a natural ability. Those typa things comes from moms
Definitely
" I am the Computer man, and I Aprove this Comment".
6:15 I love it when the guy in the back says "he's not gonna drink it". Gives such vine energy
What would I do without you, Mr. Dose? Thank you for “making my day, just a little better” everyday in 2020. “Ladur!”
He’s just cool like that 😎
Well hello there I didn't except to see you here
Yoah didn't expect to see you here. Love your videos.
Hello there
Yep
The “Jaden’s broke” kid kills me every time, his laugh is so infectious
That laugh 😂
1:55 is the time stamp🤣🤣
*edit thx for the likes I never had that much liked*
Lol I was just about to comment that and the time. Hahahaha
I NEVER expected that incredible little guy to come out with such an analysis!!! We need to start a go fund me page for his PhD in economics!
But he stupid 🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
3:14 that beat is so good, i literally thought it was edited from a nightclub or sth
Fr
if you ask me that is scary as hell
It’s 2023 now!
yea it sounds like music haha
@@Vivian_Shackelford_ More like 2024
"This squirrel wanted to bury his nuts in this girls hair" is the easiest thing to take out of context i have ever heard.
"On the day before winter some squirrels, put other squirrels nuts in their mouths without asking"
@@HuginnTheNord that's even better🤣
@Liam Frawley same
thats got to be one of the funniest one liners I've heard
I was looking for a comment about that. Didn't have to go far did i?
Person : "Jaymen, which way did he go"
Jaymen: "Now's my time to shine."
It went zoom
The elephant be like: Hey kid, no photos. It's personal
Elephant was like: You can't take pictures of me I know my rights
Nahhh the elephant was like:
Oi kid no photos, I already know I am gorgeous.
gwolff LOL
Corinne Fiege BAHAHAHAH
Some of them very soo soo cute...but...my heart just dropped for some of them as well. And respect to those photographers for such an amazing POVs
Aye! Thanks for putting me first and last :)
yo ryan
im 30 sexonds in
ee rr
Cool
@@ski1951 seconds
“Jaden broke” followed by his laughter sends my sides into orbit every time 😂
Same
The way he laugh reminds me of Trippie Redd
I don't get what's so funny about that : l
@@Metallic_soda it’s because he’s a kid, remarking on an entirely hypothetical situation with something that id expect to come out of an older person’s mouth lol. It’s the fact that he, someone who may not know much about money/finances due to age, says that the imaginary person is “broke” all the while the question is asking him to demonstrate his ability to add up currency... like did I really have to fucking explain the whole thing 😂
@@2goblinsinatrenchcoat its just fucking acting
“Jaden broke!”
This kid is spitting out straight facts.
Looks staged
But staged af
He is my family....don't be mean to him
My name is "Jayden"
Dang that kid roasted jaden
11:55 The “Concordia 2000” bell was filmed so beautiful on this shots, especially it's ringing in timelapse
"This squirrel wanted to bury it's nuts in this girl's hair"
Dear god he's back
I took that so out of context lol
@@daddyderrick6769 i think we all did
Lol
OHHH THOSE NUTS.... 🥜
Deez... nuts!
This is the TH-cam rewind we all need.
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
true
Just writting this comment so if your comment will have many likes mine will have as well
its really not though
69 likes
Baby: cries
Mom: cries
Baby: ok jeez, I didn’t know I sounded like that.
brilliant
9:54 the new starter pokemon evolution looking *wild* 😳
xD
"How much money does Jaden have?"
"Jaden broke"
Oh my gosh I forgot how much I love that video
I'm choking on my own spit
That kid knows what's up.
The laugh was the best
legit make me laugh so hard xd
When this is literally better than every TH-cam rewind
Not as good as Dude Perfects, but close :)
Well the newish ones yes
But the rest were decent and fun to watch
@@Jokix ok :)
@@Jokix ok :)
Your logo XD
7:02 the way the baby looks so confused had me dying laughing😂
Me: “Hey wanna meet my pet?”
Friend: “Yeah what is it?”
Me: “JaNiCe ThE aLiGaToR”
Friend: “What?”
JaNiCe ThE aLiGaToR: “OR OR OR OR”
XDD
Lmao
Bababooey
@@griffinmcgarry3258 bababouille*
“Did you know that women voice get a higher pitch when they find someone attractive?”
The girls near me: 3:41
Underrated comment
LMFAO I’m dead🤣
😂😂😂 Top quality TH-cam comment
@jacob locklear
Honestly who even cares anymore?
Koala do be poggin tho 😳😳😳
Man in car: **Opens roof**
Roof: *"Understandable, have a great day!"*
Understandable
Sounds like a car that understands humans very much.
3:37 me crying after getting emotional damage
Fr tho
“This is what a Pilot see’s when flying in a snowstorm”
Me: *Jumping to hyper Space*
“Buckle up Chewie”
@@Tommy.TheCat "PUNCH IT CHEWIE"
Guy: can push his nose to be completely flat
Voldemort: P A T H E T I C
Hello there potterhead
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF
Uhh-vada kedavrah
My new spell is nec nasus
respect
“Jaden broke”
Truer words were never spoken.
"Kids got a future"
100% true
Trully one of the years of all time for me
"sit back, relax and enjoy the best 2020 internet has to offer"
*Starts off with destruction*
Lol
lmao
Lol
@@xxdiamond345xx3 Damn boi tryna write my semester exams 🤠✨
Well technically he's not wrong
Just the daily dose of smiling that's needed in this dreaded year
Yessir
isnt this like half a year late
@@oilylondon yeah lol
2 years to be exact
I think my favorite Pokemon now is squealing baby alligator
Almost the end of the year and you still haven’t clickbaited us, what an absolute legend.
This man is insane
He did clickbait us jk
Never has
Yupp
And he put the first clip into thumbnail, respect
11:54 ok I love this lol such a great idea and it looks amazing
9:06 that was nuts!
No, that was a cat.
No that was a squirrel if you get what I mean
Ohh no no, that was clearly a giraffe! You need eye checkup? Just saying cuz I have a brilliant eye specialist near me ☺️
No no no, that was a polar bear
@@anjalidimri3935 nice one! :D
HUMAN - "That's close enough. Get!"
BEAR - "These humans really take their social distancing seriously. I just wanted to say hi."
I feel sorry for the bear it probably wasn't gonna do anything
Hi people
That baby was like: “But that’s the sound I’m supposed to make.”
"Is mommy ok?"
@@Jokix sounds like a plan
@@Jokix will do bro
“Why are you cursing me to a life of torment that will end with my very soul being shredded apart and placed on a million burning suns?”
nah bro he was listening to what she was saying, communicating...
That koala has some mad death metal vocals 🤘
Mom: oh yes a harmless joke * cries*
Baby: * immediately stops bawling and stares in disgust *
Baby heard the 30 grammatical errors in the cry
also baby: understandable. have a nice day.
Me: *says goo goo gaa gas In my baby sister*
My sister: *thinking* how tf did you make over 50 grammatical mistakes in a 12 letter sentence
"Internet is the worst and dangerous place for kids and teenager."
The Internet:
@@Jokix juan
@@Jokix Absolutely not, I've gotten sucked into enough of that BS lately.
@@Jokix okay, i can't read it anyways
@@Jokix Understandable have a great day
@@Jokix oh ok
I can call him by talent
Just gonna comment before this blows up
Oh, so you are a commenter. Find my comment.
Mmmm yeah im gonna comment too
good day
Yep I’m with @xWater
Daily Dose of internet this the absolute best
Who else’s heart skipped a beat when he said “Yearly Dose of Internet” instead of “Daily Dose of Internet”? My brain did not see that coming
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
Copied the top comment
Same 😂
Not me I read the title
Hi! I’m a new TH-camr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about a month ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do some pretty cool giveaways and love and notice every subscriber, thank you!!
Guy: That's close enough
Bear: Understandable, have a great day
This comment is underrated
@@vegitoblue630 yes your right
felt bad for him
“hello everyone this is youuur yeærly dose of internet” - daily dose of internet 2020
Er du norsk?
lmao
Hællo this is youuur yæaly dose of in'ern't
i knew i was going to hell when i smirked at 7:27
its funny why would you go to hell
@@okay4567 you're safe buddy, lets keep it that way hehe
he doesn't know
@@okay4567 he thought of another nut
Where can I get this kind of service?
My mom: the internet is full of criminals, pedophiles, and other bad people:
The internet:
Kid thats slamss the cerrets: smack smack smack
@@x1max437 R/ihadastroke
i mean, not to be a party pooper, but they are still out there. we are just on the nice side 😄
The internet: 12:25
Yes r/ihad 3wrcujsedbcuisefio3ed8ib7 stroke
0:26 "Don't say anything"
*bites tongue*
hello
hello
hello
hello
hello
“Hello everyone
This is YOUR
*YEARLY* dose of internet.”
_Top 10 biggest anime plot twists_
The like are 69
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@God is a stupid f*cking asshole bitch bruh
“Which way did he go?”
Jamen: ⬆️
10:05
U is a great
change your name
@God is a stupid f*cking asshole bitch not true. im asian and support blm. blm stands for all minorities.
@God is a stupid f*cking asshole bitch idk if ur name is a joke but if it isn't then its offensive ngl
7:10 That baby was like: "I thought only I possessed such power..."
you dare use my own spells against me, potter
@@david.3460 7:20
@@david.3460 Edited the comment for ya!
@Julie Tran lol sorry I didnt even notice you responded already! Slow day for me today haha
Lmao
"This squirrel wanted to bury his nuts in this girl's hair"
*_Interesting choice of words_*
Hmmmmm
:smirk:
😈
me too, squirrel. me too.
same thing brother
The fact that this video is exactly 12 minutes long and 34 seconds is just really cool
Except that the video is 12 minutes and 33 seconds long 💀
@@TheDuckOfAllDucks34 seconds
baby: **cries intensely**
mother: **cries back**
baby: *you weren't supposed to do that.*
The baby looks so confused
do not cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
@unknown drawings what?
@unknown drawings oh yea I remember now XD
Baby: that’s my job
“here’s a cat that stands like this” no better way to describe it
that one always get me :))
It does kinda look like a portly Batman though. Maybe even Dom DeLuise (rest his soul) in a tiny tux.
@@coryd4160 lol yes! it's like he's just a little fatty in a tux and his unusual markings make it all the more funny:)
r.i.p. Dom even he would find the comparison hilarious
There's a competitor on the ring,the dog that stands with his paw and feet.
“This dog only has two legs”
Me: relatable
Lmou
Damn 😂
what up dawg
wait- damn-
Dont read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
Absolutely love the "Jaden is broke!" kid.
This man as brought joy to everyone who follows him in the worst year of our life's that's an accomplishment
Tbh it’s not the worst year of all our lives, like for me it’s one of the best :)
The worst year of our life's yet
Couldn't have said it better.
U don’t know this is the worst year, it can get a lot worse
Agreed
This guy: "Here's what a pilot sees when he flies through a snowstorm"
Me: "sees?"
I-
Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURE :)
HYPERSPACE JUMP
@@dont7142 ok
@@dont7142 SHUT.🗣️👌
Timestamps for You and I! Have a wonderful holiday and rest of the year everyone!
0:00 Hello everyone, this is YOUR *YEARLY* dose of the internet!
0:03 Men watching the scenery on hills
0:10 lizard like da orange
0:14 Man headstand-rolling down the sand hill
0:24 Dog breaks glass table with its butt
0:34 Skydiving
0:44 Catching a sausage with mouth
0:50 Attacked by dog for being cruel
1:02 dog wit da funky teet
1:08 FRESHLY BAKED
1:14 confused doggo (relatable)
1:21 Person's shadow acts as an arrow
1:27 dog says "no"
1:32 Elephant tries to steal phone, fails
1:46 "jaden broke" boy's a smart one
1:59 haha roof go wee
2:11 SCREAMING HAMSTER AAAAA
2:20 Student slaps victim when giving CPR
2:28 It's raining blankets and pillows.
2:36 Dog aggressively takes mail.
2:43 Girl holds large angry rabbit.
2:49 Man pushes nose 'till it's flat
3:03 WHAT IS THAT FACE HORSIE??
3:10 Heartbeat sound of an artificial heart.
3:25 Fish swim in a large group synchronised.
3:37 WHAT IS THAT NOISE MR KOALA
3:49 Automatic litter box for the "HOLD ME" cat
4:02 Man on top of a very high peak of a mountain.
4:18 doggo wit da fit
4:25 fast water bottle drinker
4:43 ANGY BEE ATTACK
4:49 ANGY SEAL ATTACK
4:53 *B O N K*
4:59 RUN KITTY RUN
5:09 Skydiving
5:19 CAT ANGY AT DA GATE CAUSE HE TOO FAT TO FIT
5:25 haha balloon go weeeeeee
5:31 Man crashes bicycle into train glass
5:37 Bear gets told off
5:50 CAT GETS *BONKED* but at the chin
5:57 funky lil sea angel slug
6:11 *oliver the owl was just told that santa isn't real*
6:28 dog eat da coin
6:37 Building with a giant screen that looks like it has water in it
6:52 Dog: "CALL AN AMBULANCE! CALL AN AMBULANCE! BUT NOT FOR ME!"
7:00 ANGY TRASH PANDA ATTACK
7:11 baby.exe has stopped working
7:28 Jellyfish.
7:38 Squirrel buries its nuts in girl's hair
7:52 World Record for Stone Skipping
8:04 Face printed onto belly
8:13 Magic Card Tricks
8:24 ASSERTING DOMINANCE TO THE BEAR
8:37 pelican like da fisherman's hug :]
8:51 Bodybuilder Controls His Muscles
9:06 YOOOOO SKATER CAT
9:14 Just your average pigeon riding a train. Nothing new.
9:20 Otter Protects Plastic Box
9:35 janice da crocco :]
9:50 Wonderful Astral Photography shows the Earth is Rotating
10:05 WIDE CAT WIDE CAT
10:18 🦀 santa is dead 🦀
10:30 Child Smashes Stuff
10:35 Cloud Rolling over Hills in Australia
10:48 Driver doesn't give a crap.
11:03 2 dogs harasses doggo having an existential crisis
11:13 Happy Dog with Only 2 Legs :]
11:28 HAMSTER GO :]
11:35 Tortoise Climbs Hill to Slide Down :]
11:45 Airplane through a Snowstorm
11:56 deer like da banan
12:06 Miniature World
12:20 bro what is that mating dance bro ??
12:36 have you seen him? now you have
12:51 Cars with Built In Air Jack System
13:07 CAT. HE
13:10 Sub to Him!
13:19 Wholesome message from DDoI :]
13:31 Goodbye!
How long did this take you
Use me as a : “how long did it take you button”
This comment is gonna get more than 1k likes ... mark my words
You forgot Janice the Crocodile at 9:35
usefull
bro that baby took it personally 💀💀💀💀💀💀7:01
Baby: Cries
Mom: Cries back
Baby: *"Wait that's illegal"*
His FACE though
He was like wtf...
👉😕
Yeah that was the only not so good part :(
the kid looks annoyed-
Guy with an artificial heart: Walks into room.
Everyone else in the room: Why do I hear boss music?
Everyone in the airport: *screaming*
Why do I hear a printer?
King Engine
I heard a beat in the making i can't lie...
Also: David Guetta would bomp to this
7:08
The baby's face changes to the mother crying was just pure gold. He's like "Waaaaah-aaaah-aaah...Wait wtf...Uh, maybe I overreacted...Ew." Displayed like 3 different emotions in that same moment 😂😂
BRO THE WAY THE BABY LOOKED AT THE CAM
bro radiated the energy 'yall see this?'
"Jesus do I really sound THAT annoying?"
The baby was probably like "isn't that my job?"
"Dang, do I really sound like that?"
He was so embarrassed for his lol 🤣
Daily Dose Of Internet, Youre gonna blow up!
"This elephant slapped a phone away."
Boi he slapped the whole _girl_ away.
Lmfao trueeeeeee dude 😂🤣
Hahaha
My bf said the same thing
Ikr? That had to hurt.
Poppy playtime
Everybody gansta' till' he makes a decadely dose of the internet.
OI
Best video of the decade it would be.
._.
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
@@dubz8614what flavor of nutZ😉
Why is nobody talking about how wholesome the fisherman hugging the pelican is?!😭
Do You Are Have Stupid
Do you go so far to like such as?
I love that fisherman
Because you are
Dark Green sus
1:16 Poor doggie! I think that's the funniest thing I've ever seen, I'm still laughing.
Baby: crying
Mother: cry’s louder
Baby: wait that’s illegal
Lol that’s perfect
Imagine what the baby will think if it a reincarnation
Why was it so harsh though 😭
@@johnlennonkinks lol
He was like "that's how I fucking sound?"
Doesn’t matter how many times I watch the “Jaden broke”, I bust out laughing.
You did what laughing (**)
Ain't That funny
He’s gonna grow up to be a comedian
Lol totally
Same 😆
“Here’s a cat that stands like this”....no more needs to be said 😂
It looks like this: 🦧
The cat looks like kingpin
So true 👍😁.
He’s preparing for a duel
Young and sweet only seventeen
my friend: "don't press the button"
me: 10:23
Baby: **crying**
Mother: **starts crying back**
Baby: Wait. That's illegal.
lmao
@@boneless1649 lol
@@boneless1649 FOR REAL😂 He was like "thas me bro? well shet" 7:19
that baby looked at their mother like she was an alien from the 7th dimension
@God is a stupid f*cking asshole bitch uhmm, why is this being brought up? This is completely off topic, and seeing your name you need to calm down your attitude. Your name is also very offensive to others in that religion.
Mom: *Fake Cries*
Baby: Trying to understand why she wants to invade Poland
😂
I’ve seen this joke before on another video. Not about the baby but about a dog. Idc tho.
Mom: I N V A D E T H E M
And that's how Hitler was born
Wth ?? I don't get what your comment means?? Is it supposed to be a joke?? Doesn't seem to be a very funny one!!
baby: *cries*
mom: *also cries*
baby: you're not supposed to do that
Oh my gosh this was amazing I was laughing so hard and being entertained the whole time. 😂😱😳😆
Baby: cries
Mom: starts fake crying
Baby: wtf
Baby: “That is annoying why are you crying at me?”
The tables have turned.
The baby: **confusion noises**
Baby: cries
Mom: fake crying
Baby: what is Poland and why do you want to take it over
Fighting fire with fire
“Hello everyone this is YOUR yearly dose of internet “
everyone: HE SAID THE THING HE SAID IT
Im tired of typing comment threads i think im a ghost
7:08 the baby looks disgusted and confused 😂😂😂
Let's just appreciate that this man has never click baited us.
What a *king.*
@@dont9790 ok we wont *”spammer”*
@@dont9790 no
@@dont9790 How come you can spell don't in your name but not when you type it?
@@dont9790 don’t worry we won’t 🙄
Hell reigt
Mom: *fake cries*
Baby: WTF MOM THATS MY LINE
The baby had a moment of realization, like "Damn that's what I sound like... shit"
100th like
Hello daily dose , i am so happy that i found this channel. good stuff like it!
u aint an og?! You should have been here a long time ago
No ItS yEsRlY DOse
U just wanna be pinned don’t u lol
U really just called him daily dose lmao
I'm having a daily dosage of internet pills
3:21 this sound scares me, imagine trying to fall asleep and hear this 😭
Frfr
“This squirrel wanted to bury his nuts in this girls hair”
A little out of context goes a long way
🐿🌰🌰
0_0
Squirrels don't fuck around with their nuts.
don’t do this it’s just a squirrel
Michael here!
guy: " thats close enough "
bear: " y-you sure man? "
guy: " GET. "
bear: " well dang okay... ''
Do animals really understand our language
guy: "that's close enough"
bear: "understandable, have a great day"
@@Ai_s_a01 not wild animals, they go on how we react. if we pose as a threat for them they wil usually test our lines, but when you keep composure they will find you boring or friendly.
oh yeah, and if you scream in group or just make weird but loud sounds they will f out of there most of the times if they are alone
he legit looks like he's offended T_T
Bear: "Hey who is this guy"
guy: "That's close enough"
Bear: "Oh- ok.... Wait who does this guy think he is? I'm a bea-"
guy: "Get."
Bear: "ok damn sorry"
"This squirrel wanted to bury his nuts in this girls hair"
I'm crying laughing here for 5 minutes now 😂
You dirty minded people 😳
*INTERNET* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please!!
E
@@namanvevo shut
@@namanvevo ok idc.
Oh man, 2:32 kills me every time. Something about the sound and how heavy the pillow drops just cracks me up
“This squirrel wanted to bury his nuts in this girls hair”
“Poor choice of words.”
HAHA WHAT THE HELL
I read this when it happened
ahh no they are perfect
uhhhhh... UHHHHHHH... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or the best choice of words.
Bear: "Hey that's a cool ride you go-"
_People scream_
Bear: "okay okay geez, what's wrong with you hooman?"
One piece fan?
@@retro6818 yep
@@rockstarakshatjain same
check my comment
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch And the earth is flat.
That artificial heart be sounding like he got a printer in his chest-
Thats kinda scary ..
Floppy disk drive kinda more
Kinda sounds like a party is going on
@@peppasnorts5666 right?
@@changelingtricks4771 yeh
SM Town finally caught daily dose of internet attention due to its giant screen wave art
05:39 this is so *HILARIOUS* 😂😂💀
Honestly
7:37 is the best
Lmao yes indeed
Not it is not
@0TroIIer0 hows it sad
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes
Hi cowbelly
Yo mama
8 VIDEOS LEFT..
Ye
Daily Dose of Internet: Hello everyone this is YOUR _yearly_ dose of internet
Everyone: Wait, that’s illegal
Dont read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
@@dont6439 i can’t read it even if i try my eyes suck
@@dont6439 no
@@dont6439 ok I won’t
@@dont6439 imagine being that desperate that you copy paste this and send it on every TH-cam video you can imagine, for subs.