The Wild West Takes On Giants - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • @mr.freddles2866
    @mr.freddles2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Imagine Sauce's face when he realizes that cacti can survive like 5 ballista bolts

    • @waffles7199
      @waffles7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *they what?*

    • @hoangto8016
      @hoangto8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Tested it a few times they can survive around 3-6 bolts

    • @nancyxiang7184
      @nancyxiang7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      imagine cap's face when he discovers tree giant can survive about three ballista bolts, samurai giant can survive one ballista bolt, and ice giant can survive about five ballista bolt.

    • @digitalzebra1521
      @digitalzebra1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nancyxiang7184 acctully the ice giant can survive 7 bolts, the davinci tank 3, the pirate queen can survive 1, blackbeard can survive 1, and snuffy 2

    • @goosegaming5606
      @goosegaming5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nancy xiang he knows that but since when are the cacti god damn tanks

  • @SnakesAnimations
    @SnakesAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "Superior Firepower"
    Godzilla: *starts charging up his lazer*

    • @ManicCow
      @ManicCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I see that icon you are a man of culture

    • @Gilded_Astrum
      @Gilded_Astrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that your image is Dodogama, so beautiful, so majestic, so derpy.

    • @round8008
      @round8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's dodogamer and why is he famous

    • @sachanadeau5444
      @sachanadeau5444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dodogama gang

    • @oldchannel125
      @oldchannel125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dodogama GANG

  • @weischreiner
    @weischreiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    “Wouldn’t it be cool if Jesus was in this game?” tree giant intensifies

  • @Q-TebGamesNL
    @Q-TebGamesNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "wHo PuT a BeLt On ThE cOw?"
    ~Spartacus Billy

  • @pieandcheese647
    @pieandcheese647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Comment battle:
    “Crushing debt”
    8 bank robbers surrounding you

    • @tristanfiechtner7474
      @tristanfiechtner7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pieandcheese647 50000000000000000000 clubers

    • @alva5945
      @alva5945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your computer will explode with the force of a nuclear bomb. Not kidding

    • @alva5945
      @alva5945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimhobbs5791 no but did you see how badly the game handles 100 units? That computer will become a nuclear bomb

    • @scarceptor9483
      @scarceptor9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alva5945 Hiroshima, second coming

    • @scarceptor9483
      @scarceptor9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Andrew Riela I'm American too, and it is disgusting what they did, over a hundred thousand lives taken in what'd feel like an instant. I just joke about terrible things to cope with them.

  • @Gemini-Lion
    @Gemini-Lion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Here’s a suggestion for something to fight against in the Sandbox: 1 Quick Draw + 5 cheerleaders. Extra Challenge: No Ballistas!

    • @anthrakaas
      @anthrakaas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you don’t use ballista, use the catapult XD
      And QuickDraw dodges ballista bolts like one punch man

    • @kher5246
      @kher5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s easy just put beserkers on the front line

    • @KevinJhuynh
      @KevinJhuynh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MysticShadowGaming or maybe hwacha doubt he can dodge that

    • @anthrakaas
      @anthrakaas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it should beat it

    • @oinkytheink1228
      @oinkytheink1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just add 4 gunslingers 4 lassos and 20 miners and maybe 5 dead eyes

  • @hdlm6614
    @hdlm6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “They have archers, so we need to have cacties...”
    Sad dodging quick draw noises

    • @undercoverskeleton951
      @undercoverskeleton951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I abused the QuickDraw all the time

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love how you mix he plurals cacties

    • @rodrigatorx2266
      @rodrigatorx2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, cacti are overpowered, so...

    • @inferno6186
      @inferno6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cacties? Its cacti

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@undercoverskeleton951 well i mean you gotta respect him he only cost about 1000

  • @Eragonnogare
    @Eragonnogare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Correction: It's plenty easy to charge into bullets, it's surviving that charge that's the issue.

    • @smellyrat6009
      @smellyrat6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That Guy That EVERYBODY Hates! Could you make a tldr?

    • @rickastley538
      @rickastley538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DerpaTure9503 I don't hate you I despise you there is a difference

    • @9tailwolffi106
      @9tailwolffi106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5 facts have been stated.

    • @Dkrule1
      @Dkrule1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hay mate...seen ya on discord

    • @lucyapps1417
      @lucyapps1417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes nice job

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Can the gunslinger dodge a jouster? Nope they can't, they sure can't-"
    Actually they can, if you pay close attention, both quick draws actually dodge jousters charging right at them, it's just that they do so either when Cap isn't paying attention, or they dodge off-screen making it look like they died-

    • @jakethesnake6783
      @jakethesnake6783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They backflip so far

    • @captaingoose2181
      @captaingoose2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes I was waiting for someone to point that out

    • @voidpickle5684
      @voidpickle5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They can dodge melee attacks!

    • @Hydris_Hydra5017
      @Hydris_Hydra5017 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually he did notice at the start, at 1:40

  • @chmooring
    @chmooring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The quick draws being "run over" at the end was actually them dodging backwards, if you'd looked over after the battle ended, I'm sure you'd see him standing up, just fine.

  • @Harry_152
    @Harry_152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “Is this what it feels like to be in a Godzilla movie?” Well now that you say it yes, yes indeed.

    • @te3334
      @te3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate using other people's comments. But if cap sees this since it does have a lot of likes. Cap plz play some console games.

    • @te3334
      @te3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sorry. You can punish me in anyway

    • @KronosXL.
      @KronosXL. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's also what's it like to be a human in avengers movie's

    • @geckojack5169
      @geckojack5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They didn't try shooting the cock because Godzilla is a girl

    • @barbbq2819
      @barbbq2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont want to leech off of other comments but please play hello puppet

  • @matthill2797
    @matthill2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Sauce: “And kicking a cactus is an awful idea.”
    Me: “Well yeah it seems like an awful idea.”

    • @raymondpuzon3422
      @raymondpuzon3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep it is

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      expectations vs TABS reality

    • @crazydragon1790
      @crazydragon1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So it’s a good idea

    • @taakofromtv150
      @taakofromtv150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whilst reading this comment I come across that part of the video

    • @andreabenthusen133
      @andreabenthusen133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you shod have units not die, Halflings turn into black hole and debug tools bow_bomb you will destroy every thing

  • @Charley-ju6yg
    @Charley-ju6yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The gunslinger is one of the most op units to possess in the game. It can literally bombard anything anywhere on the map. A hundred squires are moving your way from the opposite side of the biggest map? Just nuke em with a few shots.

  • @jayonnharris3467
    @jayonnharris3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "who put a belt on the cow" HAD ME CRYING!!

  • @ghapp2775
    @ghapp2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I was playing tabs for a while now and I just realized that the catapults have eyes....yeah, they now have eyes

  • @danganronpaversion4
    @danganronpaversion4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “Cactus’s are bullet proof and WHO WANTS TO KICK A CACTUS?” -CaptainSauce June, 2020

    • @thealmightysnipper6083
      @thealmightysnipper6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The thing behind my pfp is a joke thats more than one cactus.

    • @tiffanybazemore4050
      @tiffanybazemore4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The thing behind my pfp is a joke no that's what captainsauce said cactus's so if you should be correcting anyone you should be correcting him.

    • @warcriment7298
      @warcriment7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tiffanybazemore4050 catissa

    • @somebody4766
      @somebody4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @heartsofbombs5876
      @heartsofbombs5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

  • @chickenstreetstudios7666
    @chickenstreetstudios7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Sauce “I wanna try to beat them without guns”
    The whole western faction “were Americans we always have a gun with us”

    • @funnyguy_1134
      @funnyguy_1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is not true, you're thinking of texas.

    • @senatorstevenarmstrong9821
      @senatorstevenarmstrong9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why you little!

    • @gunnervrog
      @gunnervrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And it's the wild west everyone carried a gun

    • @davidniedermeyer8285
      @davidniedermeyer8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No not just Texas it's the south in particular.

    • @senatorstevenarmstrong9821
      @senatorstevenarmstrong9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ultra instinct theme starts playing*

  • @anthrakaas
    @anthrakaas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Revenge of the misfits”
    1 sensei
    3 vlad
    1 scarecrow
    3 potion sellers
    3 Jarls
    1 wheelbarrow dragon
    3 ball n chain
    1 knight
    2 jesters
    5 snake archers
    10 spear throwers
    5 fencers
    And the number one unused......
    THE TEACHER
    Like so cap can see and actually see how op they are CAP THEY ARE OP AND YOU THINK THEY SUCK AND I HAVE THE GAME =[

    • @hoangto8016
      @hoangto8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scarecrow and potion sellers are also op

  • @cedgeemo9838
    @cedgeemo9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:16 that one guy in the middle is just trembeling in fear because he knows what cap will do to them

  • @davidniedermeyer8285
    @davidniedermeyer8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "nothing special about the Viking faction"
    Ice Archers, beserkers, longships, Valkyries, Ulr. Nothing special.

    • @dlopezrules
      @dlopezrules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Úlr is not part of the Viking faction

    • @davidniedermeyer8285
      @davidniedermeyer8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess but he's technically a viking secret unit.

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ice archers and valkyries are the only decent units.
      Berserkers are meh at best, longships and ullr are a goddamn joke.
      Jarls are s tier

    • @davidniedermeyer8285
      @davidniedermeyer8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All depends on how you use them.

    • @subhasishghosh6924
      @subhasishghosh6924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dooderbug2437 ullr isn't a joke first off. He is probably the strongest long-range unit in the game. Berserkers are one of the best anti-range units

  • @ethsy77
    @ethsy77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Western Faction in a nutshell;
    "SO ANYWAY I STARTED BLASTING!"
    Award winning movie the Good the Bad and the Wobbly

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Here we go! This town definitely isn't big enough for both groups.

    • @whamaster6735
      @whamaster6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Springdude 11 what about all 10?

  • @Jacothegreat
    @Jacothegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    my dog walks like a wobbly horse its hilarious

    • @CYRILMARTINAJARO
      @CYRILMARTINAJARO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yo dog okay?

    • @John-ir9tb
      @John-ir9tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He crip walking

    • @te3334
      @te3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@John-ir9tb his dog be crip walking in front of the police and they don't know it.

    • @destruckriverivera5227
      @destruckriverivera5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that means your dog doesn't hav bones

    • @John-ir9tb
      @John-ir9tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      toe jzzzle *insert 6ix9ine music over his dog*

  • @prussianplayer4063
    @prussianplayer4063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anglo-Zulu War Challenge:
    The year is 1879 and the British Army is coming to Colonise the Zulus led by Chief Captainsauce. As Cetshwayo Kampande, Ntishinhwayo Khoza and Dapulamanzi Kampande who would normally and historically lead your army, are not available ( good luck saying those names.)
    British:
    20 Musket line at the back
    A line of 15 Fencers in front of the Musketeers
    A line of 15 Executioners in front of the muskets
    3 Jousters on each rear
    Rules:
    You can only use tribal, Boer style units ( things like raptor riders, farmers and the tribal faction.)
    You have 10,000 Money
    Map:Simulation or tribal 1
    Defend your homeland!
    Good Luck!

  • @anon8287
    @anon8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hey sauce! I finished this campaign already, so here’s how to do it!
    The key is : CONTROL THE QUICKDRAW
    key for the next level! : put a load of clubbers in the tree!

  • @fishtacosss1691
    @fishtacosss1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Captainsauce: Gatling gun you're way too stupid for this
    My mind: all the units are way too stupid for this

  • @danganronpaversion4
    @danganronpaversion4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    CaptainSauce: the stupidity is going another level
    Me: i think it’s been at maximum level...

    • @naumanansari5260
      @naumanansari5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go infinity and beyond

    • @quandaledingle4488
      @quandaledingle4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It has ascended to a higher plane of existence

    • @FruitSlicer25
      @FruitSlicer25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It has ascended above all reality,space and time

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the stupidity level is (breaths in)
      OVER 9000!

  • @nuocheng3098
    @nuocheng3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The western faction didn’t get a god. Wobbly horse aka laso: I’m hurt

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
    *~Every Dictator*

    • @reubenogden6395
      @reubenogden6395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You didn’t have to make the same comment twice only changing the punchline slightly

    • @idontwannatypeaname
      @idontwannatypeaname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stfu

    • @orion2826
      @orion2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reubenogden6395 no, the one i said "probably hitler" was a mistake and i forgot to delete it

    • @Ceborreia
      @Ceborreia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read in the time that he said it

  • @SerOtter
    @SerOtter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the Renaissance map, I’m surprised that you didn’t think of putting a bunch of dead eyes on the balconies to shoot down on the courtyard while a few of something distract them.

  • @ISplimeI
    @ISplimeI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I used quickdraw on the pirate map against an army of pirates. I was on top of the broken ship in the middle back of the map and I thought that I wouldn't be able to shoot the enemy from there. Turns out I was wrong. I used my six-shooter and gunned them down in a matter of seconds. Plus the gun auto aimed. He seemed to have an infinite range! Of course this wouldn't work if I wasn't controlling him though. Like so Cap can test this out.

  • @lsIe
    @lsIe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    So here is a comment battle
    PROTECT THE HOBBIT
    Blue Team: 1 hobbit, A pirate queen and a captain, 2 miniguns, 4 dead eyes, and A WHOLE LOTTA CALVALRY ALL THE CAVALRY RAPTORS WOBBLY HORSE MORE WOBBLY HORSE
    Red team: 1 hobbit and whatever else sauce wants to put in that's under the budget
    Also to win you need to win the match and kill the hobbit

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Win Conditions - Kill [Unit] to win
      Yw

    • @chadicussupremus5182
      @chadicussupremus5182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So Recon that would be hilarious

  • @psycho7642
    @psycho7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Speed reload” 1 QuickDraw 1 gunslinger 1 musket 1 deadeye 1 Gatling gun 1 blunderbuss 10 cheerleaders

    • @psycho7642
      @psycho7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hyper Nevels true but flintlocks only get one shot and pirate captain uses a sword and gun and I do t count harpooner or cannon although thank u I did forget the blunderbuss

  • @jaredgabriel9662
    @jaredgabriel9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20:27 holy crap the bottom left quickdraw with the horse charging him was badass

  • @tidalwavegaming4289
    @tidalwavegaming4289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    CaptainSauce: "and then put 2 or 3 units in the front"
    *places 5 miners*

  • @thefamiliarmeerkat
    @thefamiliarmeerkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "would have been really cool if jesus was in this game"moders plese get on that

    • @bedriddenhawk7203
      @bedriddenhawk7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I Think their is already a Shrek Unit mod

    • @0Yvonne0
      @0Yvonne0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure it exists

    • @TurtleExplosive
      @TurtleExplosive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bedriddenhawk7203 we better tell him then

    • @y_am_i_here4663
      @y_am_i_here4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure obi wan is already modded in

    • @John-ir9tb
      @John-ir9tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yamihere darn cactus BuT He SaId JeSuS1!1!!1!1!1!

  • @ANTITMGAMING
    @ANTITMGAMING 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “Would have been cool if Jesus was in this game”
    What about Tree Jesus?

    • @thepianobirb4388
      @thepianobirb4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm still scared of westers since I saw the deadeyes 2 shot kings and one shots harvesters, but its good that the church of the wobbly hore is back

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thepianobirb4388 What the hell does any of that mean? How is that related to the comment at all? Why are so many people like you?

    • @leehospelhorn9305
      @leehospelhorn9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about treeesus

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leehospelhorn9305 ^

    • @satonut9699
      @satonut9699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Treeesus does not count cuz he aint called anything that is godly

  • @mobilevadr6857
    @mobilevadr6857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Cap: Why won't the units back up.
    Also Cap: *Doesn't back up when he was a gatling gun*
    Me: Oh, the irony.

    • @VNcuaNguoiVN
      @VNcuaNguoiVN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      because he could'nt back up

    • @mraverage5944
      @mraverage5944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I see you forgot the *giant pit of death* behind him

    • @milkmandan9937
      @milkmandan9937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The pit behind him disagrees

    • @FroggyPrince
      @FroggyPrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The pit says no

    • @photonchain7979
      @photonchain7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The pit and he was glitched

  • @courtneydzbynski4283
    @courtneydzbynski4283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Interesting things I learned about some units in the Wild West faction (hope you see this CaptainSauce). Gunslinger: if you control them and fire at anything it will always hit them regardless of range. If they have to many cheerleaders they spaz out and won’t work correctly. The bullets actually don’t deal damage, it’s the explosion when they hit the ground which deals damage, this means flying/hovering units don’t take nearly as much damage as grounded units. Deadeye: if they have any cheerleaders on them they have issues aiming. If you take control of them you can snipe from any range. Quick draw: if you put to many cheerleaders on them they don’t work. If you control a quick draw with cheerleaders and stand still however, they can kill any unit if you spam the fire button because they have aim bot. That’s it

  • @JUNIORIDER
    @JUNIORIDER ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That quick draw seriously duck and weaved like 20 bolts

  • @heartsofbombs5876
    @heartsofbombs5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    he seem very happy when he took down the Giant

  • @squishyblue3098
    @squishyblue3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hey captain sauce. I just wanted to say great content, you make me laugh everytime. My family thinks I'm weird when I randomly laugh when I think of your jokes or are watching your video with head phones. I'm glad your still doing tabs. I got the game on Christmas for free and I was really happy but my computer got hacked and I lost some of my games. This is getting long so you have a great day and I'll cya next time GG!

    • @generalonion8284
      @generalonion8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F

    • @waffles7199
      @waffles7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F

    • @vacilated
      @vacilated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Use the pwned website dude, to see if your data hasn't been leaked

  • @gamertime1423
    @gamertime1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Cap: "I didn't want to have a gunfight, I just wanted to shoot people. I'm sure you guys understand"
    Me: Uhhh, not really...

  • @nuclear1473
    @nuclear1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What I love every time I watch captainsause tabs videos is when he says ‘totally accurate battle simulator’ it just feels good him saying that and makes my day every time he says that

  • @monsieurduck4275
    @monsieurduck4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man this channel has come so far I have been watching his vids when he reached 600k and he has made a change on the videos I watch he is so funny and just all around fun also his voice changes are awesome he just portrays everything as funny I love it

  • @coldfire-blitz3122
    @coldfire-blitz3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16:49 Well... he heeded your request.
    I have an army: The YEET Crew. (Units that ARE the projectile) 15 Halflings, 10 Headbutters, 6 Berserkers, 6 Valkyries, and 7 Ball n' Chains.
    I have another army: Team Pride. (Units that change the color of other unit's mesh or make them emit colored particles) One Scarecrow, 2 Cheerleaders, 2 Healers, 4 Potion Sellers, 8 Skelly Archers, 4 Cacti, 2 Deadeyes, 8 Ice Archers, 1 Zeus, 6 Candleheads, and 6 Firework Archers. Have Fun!

  • @seamlessbruh6314
    @seamlessbruh6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Sauce: Is this what it was like in the Godzilla movies?
    Me: I guess...
    Sauce: ...Except the enemy is really big?
    Me: wait a second, wasn't Godzilla big t-
    Sauce: STOP FLIPPING ON ME

    • @PoIy178
      @PoIy178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No he was just comparing about how in the movies the soldiers had superior fire power but there enemy was huge, he never said godzilla was small.

  • @justanothervruser1326
    @justanothervruser1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    you can't spell slaughter without laughter - Captain sause 2020

    • @turtleyoutuber3837
      @turtleyoutuber3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Charlie Machugh you can’t spell funeral without fun

    • @thatoneguy6474
      @thatoneguy6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Charlie Machugh you also can’t spell captainsauce without making me think I read ur comment wrong

    • @fandomfreak6767
      @fandomfreak6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya I know

    • @arandomhippo4798
      @arandomhippo4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That should be the government motto

    • @francisbien9750
      @francisbien9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U T H E R

  • @chaos147ex8
    @chaos147ex8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A little info for you, Captain: Gunslinger cannot damage the three giants. For some reason.

  • @meltedkid
    @meltedkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    In my opinion "The Scarecrow" is underrated

    • @Mr.SoAndSo
      @Mr.SoAndSo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MeltedKinderEggs same thing with the potion seller

    • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
      @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr.SoAndSo same with basically every unit in tabs that's been rated a 0/10 except the bank robbers

    • @davidniedermeyer8285
      @davidniedermeyer8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scarecrow is good against the western faction and is the best unit in rough terrain.

    • @michaelbpoole74
      @michaelbpoole74 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There especially Powerful when you use deal the bug DLC and turn on ranged attack faster

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've deleted entire levels with just scarecrows, they're very useful if you use them right

  • @communistspaceman8971
    @communistspaceman8971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "You can't run into bullets." Captain Sauce.
    Yeah, tell that to the Cult of the Wobbleyhorse. They're getting really out of hand right now. Like seriously. The riders are getting scared. They're demanding life insurance when the horses inevitably revolt and bow down to the ultimate god of the wobbleyhorse. Who is it? We don't know.

  • @EandCheckmark
    @EandCheckmark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Man, last time I was this early, The universe still didn't exist yet.

    • @gamingcousins5362
      @gamingcousins5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @lampshadehitman6771
      @lampshadehitman6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see your a 3rd dimension reality warper too cool

    • @vickiedoiron4087
      @vickiedoiron4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @SB-pk6rh
      @SB-pk6rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      S am e

    • @round8008
      @round8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How would the universe not be created who would make yt and how Stfu you so dumb
      Someone woosh me

  • @fc4492
    @fc4492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Captainsauce: kicking a cactus sound like a awful idea.
    The tae kwon do unit: are u sore about that

  • @ellelillen
    @ellelillen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    11:48 referens to grownups 2
    "kicky mc gee"

  • @thefineprint4051
    @thefineprint4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You make the best content of all TH-cam content makers I hope you have a good day👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 (I liked the vid and subbed)

  • @yikesman2
    @yikesman2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Captainsause: You guy ever though of backing up
    Me: the only unit that WAS smart enough was chu ko nu, but he got nerfed and deosnt do it anymore

    • @shisui647
      @shisui647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deosnt more like doesn't

  • @supergavingames4006
    @supergavingames4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Captain sauce: he can’t flip if your all holding on to him
    Me: true but this is TABS

  • @umiphillips2224
    @umiphillips2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey Captain Sauce, have you ever thought of trying the western faction against western faction or western faction against spooky faction. Yours truly Yumi

    • @stalepitachips322
      @stalepitachips322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umi Phillips how did you spell your own name wrong?

  • @stupidstanley2093
    @stupidstanley2093 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    who needs a god when you have the second amendment

  • @funderwood07
    @funderwood07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There should be a UK faction
    Bagpipe:it blows units away and does 2x of damage than the halfling and it runs away like the bard.worth:110
    Rugby player:the rugby player throws the rugby ball at enemies which half the damage of a stoner and then he charges at people.worth:220
    English guard:it shoots from long range like deadeye but if the ones in the front die they all run back to shoot some more reload time is 5 seconds it does the same damage as the 3/4 the damage of a musket.worth:350
    The lion:it’s quick like the raptor and it bites and scratches but when it kills something it gets some 1/4 of its health back so if it’s in a battle and it loses 1/2 health it will get 1/4 of its health back.worth:500
    The leprechaun:he has two clover one of them is melee and the other is ranged the first clover the (melee one) has the same damage 3/4 the damage of the king and the ranged one is like a ninja star but 2x more damage and then it explodes like the firework archer but the explosion is green like mini leafs.worth:700
    The unicorn the unicorn can fly and every ten seconds it dive and stab people with its horn but that’s not it, it can also out of its zap lightning bolt different colours and different colours do different things the light blue is lightning,the dark blue one is ice,the orange one is explosive,the red one is fire and the grey one is wind.worth:1000
    The red dragon:he can fly breathe fire damage is as much as the normal one it can also breathe wind 6x the amount of a fan bearer
    And ice which does the same damage as ullr and it can flash freeze like ullr.worth 3000
    Secret units:tea and biscuit hit the with his tea and his biscuits.worth:90
    Football player he’s a ranged unit and has the accuracy of a musket and the range of a normal archer but it has the damage of a stoner.worth:200
    The queen:she throws 5 crowns every 3 seconds and 1 crown does the damage of a blunderbuss bullet.worth:3500

  • @noahlee9567
    @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    CaptainSauce: says "cactuses" 99% of the time when the cactus was mentioned
    English teachers: *grammatically rages*

  • @zoro6033
    @zoro6033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    NUGGET REQUESTS MORE BATTLE CATS

    • @danganronpaversion4
      @danganronpaversion4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EVERYBODY REQUESTS MORE BATTLE CATS

    • @gustavobotello3572
      @gustavobotello3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plz more

    • @vivbarker2776
      @vivbarker2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WE ALL REQUEST MORE BATTLE CATS

    • @thatoneguy6474
      @thatoneguy6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all want more I’m starting a daily thing for commenting on videos saying that

    • @willowsshorts173
      @willowsshorts173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      more battle cats

  • @deadmeme902
    @deadmeme902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “Would’ve been cool if Jesus was in this game”
    Is that a jojo reference?

    • @seminark
      @seminark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh...? Which part is that?

    • @spinnytheultimate7343
      @spinnytheultimate7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spear_Dud all parts

    • @deadmeme902
      @deadmeme902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spear_Dud part 7 specifically

    • @Nightmarefoxy30000
      @Nightmarefoxy30000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well most actually part 7 but yeah

    • @seminark
      @seminark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nightmarefoxy30000 ah right... That tan looking guy.

  • @ivansonnerbrandt2395
    @ivansonnerbrandt2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:08 easy! You have three musketeers, in a V formation. The one in the back you control. You wait for the other two to fire, depleting his dodge, then fire! Easy!

  • @StarSeeker4839
    @StarSeeker4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What do you mean the western faction has no god unit, it has the lasso. Have you already forgotten about the church of the wobbly horse?

  • @mymemefolder4901
    @mymemefolder4901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    hey cap i tried a challenge were when you are controlling the western faction and you can only use the units with guns
    1) quick draw
    2) dead eye
    3) gunslinger u know the guy with 4 revolvers and shoots a hundred shoots from the sky but legitimately is only su post to shoot 24 cuz theirs 6 bullets in each revolver and theirs four revolvers and 4 x 6 equals 24
    4)and of course the Gatling gun
    backup)and if u ever get stuck like i did once then you ARE allowed to use dynamite throwers to
    like so cap can see

  • @AffyMoon
    @AffyMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "western faction"
    "It would've been cool if Jesus was in the game"
    Is that a JoJo-

    • @Silancet
      @Silancet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reference?

    • @tyranictester
      @tyranictester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a guy with steel balls entered the battle

    • @0Yvonne0
      @0Yvonne0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf is jojo

    • @giornogiovanna9398
      @giornogiovanna9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An anime that's been in serialization for 30 plus years along with being one of the most influential and popular anime/manga in Japan and za warudo. It's name is Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

    • @tiffanybazemore4050
      @tiffanybazemore4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I don't get this joke at all😞

  • @MrIncogwastaken
    @MrIncogwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Captainsauce 2019: 5:26 horses are horses

  • @gabrielthegamer0816
    @gabrielthegamer0816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love the quickdraw killing a jouster, with one bullet, without even fully looking, like it's nothing, then just turns back to the battlefield, spinning his revolver, not even looking at the slain foe... 20:32

  • @theclown6710
    @theclown6710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Please don’t front flip on me”
    Samurai Giant:ok **slashes**

  • @Aaronandjaden-b2h
    @Aaronandjaden-b2h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The reason why they didn’t aim for Godzilla’s D is because he has balls of steel
    Day 57 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats

  • @jordenmoore7714
    @jordenmoore7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 18:01 you put a guy on top of building by the river then controller the prison and don't get shot and you will win

    • @Automaton_unit
      @Automaton_unit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then what's the point of the level bro

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    aot in tabs be like

  • @ashermay6513
    @ashermay6513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting that the quick draw dodged the jouster. That may be helpful in the future.

  • @carlsmith1932
    @carlsmith1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Duck hunting.
    20 Vakary in by the trees
    You can only use units that use gunns

  • @Endermaster333
    @Endermaster333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:26 : “Horses are horses.” -Captainsauce 2020
    He is wise beyond his years...

  • @rolandoperez6127
    @rolandoperez6127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:36 You dont know anxiety until you are the last unit as a gatling gun and the is a ducking giant flipping slowly toward you

  • @namokarim2168
    @namokarim2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Why in hell is everyone saying first like wtf

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I seriously hope he realizes the power of the cactus, they can survive 3-6 ballista bolts, slow down units once they're dead, and do lots of damage in crowds

  • @TheHouse2281
    @TheHouse2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how he says “ WHY DONT YOU JUST BACK UP” but when he takes control of a unit he sits there pleading for mercy

  • @hotdog2130
    @hotdog2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    BRING BUDGET CUTS 2 PLEASE!!

    • @0Yvonne0
      @0Yvonne0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes omg I miss watching him play that

    • @0Yvonne0
      @0Yvonne0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw get a subscribe

  • @eldoron5541
    @eldoron5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One day I really wanna see landfall release a unit that just looks jojo levels of powerful, and proceeds to shoot itself in the head xd
    Would be fitting at the end of 2020

    • @round8008
      @round8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's jojo

    • @vivacity1261
      @vivacity1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@round8008 Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

    • @asianspif5623
      @asianspif5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a just goping to say i found a way to say i know how to enter the secret room gaurded by the door

    • @SeaIbass
      @SeaIbass 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asianspif5623 I think 99% of people forgot about that

    • @eldoron5541
      @eldoron5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@round8008 It's the anime with those people with with god-like chiseled chins/dragon ball level bodies, maybe god-like power too but I only know the chins

  • @doggiesmoggie
    @doggiesmoggie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    battle cats

    • @MISSGNOMETF2
      @MISSGNOMETF2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's done with that

    • @MeeTheGuy
      @MeeTheGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No there’s more

    • @shaun2566
      @shaun2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gothic mitama top waifu nice pfp

    • @sadlad6182
      @sadlad6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cattle bats

    • @ingzl1579
      @ingzl1579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      please play battle cats again

  • @funnyname2360
    @funnyname2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    20:38 QuickDraw just back flips away then says no they can’t dodge it

  • @Zakmann1234
    @Zakmann1234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i used to watch this guy as a kid and only just realised what he says that i thought was him just talking💀💀😭😭

    • @Siddler
      @Siddler 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea, i only recently found out that he wasn't really that kid friendly, i couldn't have cared less though

  • @masonlambert1614
    @masonlambert1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Day 29 of asking Captainsauce to play SCP containment breach

  • @Halennnnnnnn
    @Halennnnnnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hi

  • @isaacparker8268
    @isaacparker8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Minors might be underrated” and they might be underage XD. I’m so sorry for the terrible joke.

    • @TrustedFemboy
      @TrustedFemboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont be i thought that aswell

  • @colleenharwood2894
    @colleenharwood2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haven't watched cap for a while now, its nice to come back and see him doing well though. keep up the good work!!

  • @addysongray6177
    @addysongray6177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the Viking faction the guy in the front in the first shot he was dancing and you should’ve not said they were bland cause when you go to a fight and are so happy you can dance that is talent

  • @mamajoe7801
    @mamajoe7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Him: Wobbly horse
    Me: Wobbly donk

    • @turtleyoutuber3837
      @turtleyoutuber3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mama Joe this made me laugh although I don’t understand why

    • @tiffanybazemore4050
      @tiffanybazemore4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@turtleyoutuber3837 because donk go HEE HAW!

  • @FixCodeViolations
    @FixCodeViolations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Battle cats
    Post more
    Love the vids keep them coming
    (Comment if you agree)

    • @animeperson9517
      @animeperson9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He needs more battle cats

    • @willowsshorts173
      @willowsshorts173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love captainsauce
      He is the best youtuber

  • @jeffgiles2310
    @jeffgiles2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me with a skeleton farm in Minecraft: *exists*
    Skeletons: please have mercy!
    Me: 10:13

  • @Batman-nw8zb
    @Batman-nw8zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love tabs. Do more.

  • @alexling4347
    @alexling4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:55 The miner on the right has a meat shield. "If they have shields, I should get one too right?"

    • @lucia5556
      @lucia5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I didn't notice that

  • @manlypan2990
    @manlypan2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "no views" "193 likes"

    • @Kyfarus
      @Kyfarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look far into the cosmos and try to find where tf anyone asked

  • @francoisnaufahu30
    @francoisnaufahu30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:10 did he just say Godzilla’s d***?

  • @vikingsundlof9040
    @vikingsundlof9040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:02 Samurai giant: Im about to end this mans whole career

  • @funderwood07
    @funderwood07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There’s should be a Egyptian faction
    The waiter does the damage of a halfling and can serve random weapons to warriors with no weapons.worth:100
    The Egyptian soldier:he has the damage of a sarissa and he has a curved sword which can hook enemy’s.worth:150
    The slingshot:he does half the damage of a stoner and the rock can be sharp or blunt and there really quick.worth:160
    The mummy:the mummy can punch and wrap people up and it does a lot of damage but the reload time is 6 seconds the punching damage is the same as the knights sword.worth:300
    The lynx: the lynx can eat units but can’t move it can eat up to 3 units and the reload time is 3 seconds.worth:600
    The pharaohs guard: he carries a 1 huge double-sided axes does 3/4 of damage than the reaper.worth:800
    The pharaoh: he can make explosions any where he wants and he can teleport the reload time for teleportation is 5 seconds he can also convert a unit every 7 seconds you know he’s going to because they float.worth:1000
    The jackal he can leap and he can fire 10 yellow beams every 3 seconds.worth:3000
    Secret units:Anubis summons mummy’s.worth:2500
    The Nile crocodile: they almost one shot every normal sized unit in one bite.worth:400
    The slave (basically) a peasant.worth:50

  • @bradymiclea1705
    @bradymiclea1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captain sauce:we would win if you backed up
    Also cap when controlling unit: not backing up