nearly 12 hours straight? Oh prease, it was over 12 hours straight! He had to... end the first stream because YouChube would not archive it, styll. Then he continued on the second stream 😋
Fun fact: The TVs in this game are all playing clips from "Nu Pogodi", a Soviet Russian cartoon made in 1969 and was very popular in Eastern Europe. In the late 90s, the cartoon was also popular in my country, Vietnam.
Pyro is the definition of insanity: Step 1. Buys game Step 2. Plays game on hardest difficulty Step 3. Complains about bullet sponge enemies Step 4. Ends up not liking the combat Step 5. Repeat
This has got to be the highest budget, most complex fetish game I've ever seen. Subverse has to step up their game if they want to claim being the best smut aaa game.
The title has changed three times "Atomic Heart has..." "Atomic Heart has one good thing" "Atomic Heart is dissapointing" Next he's gonna say "atomic heart has no games"
“So let me get this straight…im in the Soviet Union, im seeing freaking Robots, and, oh yeah, im talking to a Glove! Ok yeah, that is something I do now. I shoot Lightning, kill jacked-up plants, I’ll probably eat some Crispy Critters next.” Sovietspoken
@@malpheus4299 Having fun with it while i can. Plus the Comparisons are too strong. 2 Mid Games Released this Year with weird Dialogue and Talking Arm Apparel who are revealed to be villians? Kek.
@@mantisshrimp6169 Dude lol I watched Pyro’s 12-Hour Stream of it. I was skipping through half of it because of how bored Pyro looked. He also said it’s super Grindy and the story is written poorly
My favorite part is when Major says his most famous catch phrase: “Krispy Kritters!”, and then krispy krittered with the twin robots and the funny fridge
If you listen or read the terminals in the game one audio log actually addresses P3’s propensity for the phrase and tells a story of how they think this weird phrase made it’s way into his vocabulary. It’s definitely rare to get a joke like this thst sounds so ridiculous to the player only to have the punchline hidden away in some obscure audio log.
18:22 I want to point out that this man had, at this point in the stream, stood up multiple times to go the bathroom. There is no shot his leg was asleep.
@@Oliver-rz5vh yeah, some dialogues are dragged way too long, and some parts barely has subtlety. Although the english dub is still flawed though, all of the characters speaks perfect english without the iconic russian accent like most games with russian setting.
Turning an enemy into a bullet sponge is the worst way to increase difficulty. Especially in an FPS. I love the way Metro does it, where the time to kill is small for both you and your enemies, so it reduces your margin of error. You gotta make less mistakes and take your time, but it’s never to an extreme that feels really unfair. Something like increasing enemy speed and damage, decreasing resources for the player, introducing new enemy types, some kind of modifier that forces you to swap weapons. Do something that ENGAGES the player, because bullet sponges just turn games into absolute slogfests.
@@plocky401 It’s a game series based on the books of the same name about post-nuclear Russia. All the subway systems were essentially nuclear shelters, so it protected a decent amount of the citizens. The main character is Artyom, a ranger. Rangers are like the most skilled fighters in the military, and they’re sent outside the metros to gather supplies, kill bandits or mutants in the metro tunnels, and help settlements. Artyom is tasked with saving the metro stations from a new mutant threat. It’s an FPS game that’s semi-linear, with a focus on resource management and choosing between stealth and going in guns blazing. There’s a morality system that effects the ending and it’s impacted by the little things you do. You fight both humans and mutated minster alike. Metro Exodus is the third game, it’s much more open and there’s a lot more to explore, and the morality system comes into play a lot more here and how you approach combat can seriously effect the ending of each chapter, and the overall end to the story.
@@Prushinthespirit For context, I haven’t played the game. I’m commenting on what I’ve heard. Pyro said that the enemies are all bullet sponges, so I’m just saying my general opinion on bullet sponge balancing. I’m not specifically talking about this game, but bullet sponges in general, and how I prefer games to be balanced
I'm so glad Pyro was finally able to visit NFKRZ after he fell off This was supposed to be just a random comment but it attracted redditors. Truly a certified pyro comment section moment
For some reason, the 3:35 - 3:58 just warms my heart. He just looks genuinely happy and enjoying his life for some reason, and I'm enjoying the humor and he also is, and it's just bliss, probably because of the absurdity of what humor's become. Fucking hillarious.
Can confirm, was my childhood. Owned some kinda video game on it, too. The disk is probably somewhere inside the DVD cabinet that hasn't been opened in two years.
@@nasounicornis5834 not really , for the twins fight , hardest is better , you can't really make mistakes and need to have a really good sense of switching targets and where they are . on medium difficulty the fight is too easy.
For those wanting to watch the full live video Here's a Pyro Gameplay Review from a live viewer The Good: Wasn't bad at combat, wasn't flawless, but for playing on the hardest difficulty, he did good enough that it wasn't hard to watch. Certified Non-IGN reviewer Was observant enough that I never felt he was missing something completely obvious. In this same vein, he was good at the puzzles to the point where they never overstayed their welcome (Mind you, the puzzles aren't brain busters, but still was nice). Was based enough to reciprocate the horny fridge's feelings. Didn't over meme anything (Forsaken jokes were persistent, as were Robo Mommy mentions, but not to the point of irritation) The Bad: Pyro complained about not being able to craft better weapons, while using all his materials to give shit incremental upgrades to weapons he constantly was disappointed by, while also skipping much of the optional side-content (which would have given him blueprints/materials that would have solved the under powered problem) because he couldn't/wouldn't read the pop-ups properly/Didn't feel like it. (Granted, it was 2 in the morning, and he was blasting through the main story as much as possible) If any npc talked for more than 6 seconds he moaned and complained, skipping as fast as possible, or completely running away from them. (Though admittedly, the dialogue sounds and reads like ass) The golden axe he used for 7 hours as his main weapon looked like ass, base skin looked much more interesting. Final Rating: 7 Crispy Critters
Him complaining about npcs talking doesn't surprise me. Bro said God of War is all cutscenes when he's never even played it or watch much of anyone play it. Sometimes he has bad takes.
that cartoon on the tv at 9:35 and 9:52 is a real cartoon in Russia its called "nu pagadi" or "well, just you wait" I used to watch it as a kid and the plot was wolf does something rabbit annoys him and then runs away as the wolf tries to get him and at the end he says "nu pagadi!" its basically Russian tom and jerry
The even funnier thing is the fact that the official atomic heart channel on youtube posted some r34 art on their community tab a while back. They know what they were doing when the made the robot ladies.
It's kinda sad to me how much even I bought into the marketing. I feel like my old theory of "Never trust a dev when they say their game is Like fallout" was actually correct.
@@anabang1251 I didn't have this problem with not amazing hardware, I more had a problem with, cough, boring combat, boring puzzles, drawn out combat, terrible voice acting, too much talking from both the glove and the main character, too many 1 liners, not to add on top of it that literally 90% of the levels were fetch quests, and the game throws plot twists at you so much that I forgot what was happening, the enemy variety was lacking and most of the enemies weren't ranged, meaning you could just run around them in circles and attack. The game isn't something to behold, it's a nice looking game and nicely optimized, but gameplay is just heavily watered down bio shock, but sexy robot so I guess 10/10 game, better than fallout new vegas and the half life games.
@@anabang1251like, looking at battlefield 2042 or watchdogs, I'm pleasantly surprised that it didn't crash, lose textures, or send the main character below the map. Especially considering it's their first game.
cant understand the buggy argument, i play this game for few hours now and only got 2 game breaking bugs shit happens just look at bf2042 the game is a single bug
Serious question by the way, like i have no idea - why is west SO much into farts? Like it's ridiculous, BBC has it in news, the most popular videos are, many jokes in comments are... why? It feels like something between jokes and an actual obsession with farting.
@@junkolover9518 The only time I think I last remember seeing farts being used in western comedy is in children's shows. The logic is, "funny noise make baby laugh".
This is like some design you’d see on deviant art and to think that’s all it took to satisfy anybody no matter what sexuality you are or what fetishes you have
I remember right before release there were people claiming this game to be propaganda because it was made by a Russian company and it depicts Russia as prosperous. As if American companies don't ever depict America as prosperous.
Probably because of the Ukraine invasion. And also possibly because of the whole personal info thing. Tbf to the devs, I think they're just a victim of circumstance (aren't we all) in regards to the controversy. Who would have thought your country would decide to invade another again while you were working on it. Devs just wanna follow their passion to make games
I find it funny and frustrating how the fact that a more than 12 hour stream turned into 45 min of content so similar to itself that is impossible to tell how far apart the cuts are. great game, just enough water 6/10 would watch the robot twins again
damn the cartoons in the tvs are actual cartoons from soviet union called "'just you wait!'' its about a wolf trying to eat a rabbit. remember it from my childhood
Guys I think rushing trough a 20 hour game in 10 hours in one sitting sleep deprived had a negative impact on his perception of the game. Not sure tho.
That wolf and hare cartoon is actually existing and quite beloved in Russia. In short it’s easily described as Tom and Jerry soviet edition It does look like North Korean cartoon but I think it’s mostly because of both having limitations when they debuted and given that they both somewhat connected to Soviet Union
@@128pResolution I just needed to really make a comparison that would make anyone understand. I myself watched it when I was a kid and I know what I’m talking about
@@thatlittlemonstrosity Yeah, I was just saying that Nu pogodi seems a bit more violence heavy when compared to Tom and jerry. Mostly since Tom and jerry is more cartoonish whereas with Nu pogodi it was more heavy with the wolf using the tools or other things. The robot rabbit scared the crap out of me as a kid
The fairytale playing on tv is called "Well, Just You Wait!", its an old soviet cartoon that is also popular in eastern europe and ex soviet countries. Brings back memories!
The cartoon in 9:52 is a USSR cartoon ну, погоды It was an ok cartoon, then again, it was my only childhood cartoon apart from tom and jerry. This cartoon was broadcasted across the entire soviet union and in some of its former members. The last time it was aired was before the current invasion of Ukraine (because it was cheaper than paying money for modern cartoons, at least in Lithuania). The cartoon shown later is from the same series as well. Edit: corrected timestamp
@@nazeem8965 the longer you don't do the deed the more chance of getting testicular cancer so you should do it like 1 or 2 times a week it's unhealthy if you do it everyday
3:42 People only watching this could be confused for him excited about gameplay in that moment, but that cutscene on live felt like half a hour of "le flying car from wizard game"
19:18 I 100% bet you that this was originally planned as a a full scale boss fight but they decided they didn't have time and just settled on a tiny mutant.
the cartoons shown on the TV in the safe room in this game. mainly the one with a cute little rabbit and wolf is a real russian cartoon called nu pogodi. it translate to just you wait and it was basically the russian version/rip off of tom and jerry made in 1969. during soviet russia they didnt have access to american cartoons so the russians just made their own version lol. i think its a nice nod to have it included in this game
from having one good thing...to being a dissapointment...nice edit: oh no he unlisted the second part, NOOOO...I was watching all 11 hrs while working lol. Now i have to watch the short ver.
Pyro speedrunning the game effectively and being sleep deprived I think is part of the reason he didnt like it as much as he could have. The game is a solid 8 in my honest opinion playing it out and exploring around and playing in Russian is certainly the best way to play. Its tough to play the game in Russian though because so much of the dialogue happens in combat so while youre enjoying the far and away better version its hard to really enjoy it due to the fact that youre trying to read while getting drop kicked by a stalin-bot. I can say for certain Armageddon is an aquired taste and the medium difficulty is fun and turns into a cakewalk with upgrades and its worth mentioning that said upgrades can be found early on by just exploring which given Pyro was on the hunt to find the twins asap he didnt do much of that which is why he played half the game with just SHOK and freeze with mediocre weapons. All things put together though I think its a fun game and the fact that it went through development hell, came out optimized, had a decent story, great gameplay if you actually play it "properly", hot robots (im robosexual now) and a great setting and overall world along with being Mundfish's first game its a solid 7.5-8/10.
I'm honestly puzzled at how much people are gawking over robot girls that show up for almost a total of 20 minutes and claim they've busted the best nut in their lives... I hate to say this but y'all need to watch better porn
@@serene-illusion I mean they’re just hot idk what you want us to say it’s like Lady Dimetrescu 2.0 just now there’s 2 of them and they’re 8 foot tall athletic ballerina robots instead of an 8 foot tall vampire milf
The furry shit he kept seeing on the TV is called "Nu, pogodi!" which is essentially a Soviet version of the Coyote I remember seeing it in Hungary a few years later still on TV (circa 2002), so it was a cool easter egg for me to see them!
it's cool but throughout the whole game i kept giving them credit for making a small animation just to have as an easter egg on tvs, i didnt know it was an actual cartoon lol
I used to watch it at my granddads house all the time, Back in 2005, he got those vhs's from back when germany was still being held captive by russia, woke up so many memories!
i enjoy this game tremendously, my only real issue i have is that even on armageddon difficulty, its almost a cake walk, especially with how abundant resources are, im having to get rid of ammo i find so much, and that you can farm the pchelas for neuropolymer cause they infinitely spawn, you can completely stunlock all but large enemies/bosses basically indefinitely, maybe its just me and that i have already mastered the combat and that i loot everything but other than that i adore everything else about this game and am near to beating it. also as a side note: 31:45 use the scanner to find enemies weaknesses, it makes things a breeze
Brooo the cartoon is called A wolf and a hare and it was quite popular in all post soviet countries. Im from Poland and i remember watching it when i was a kid (and im 20, but my parents also had watched it). Krecik (a little mole?) was also popular. In Poland we had Koziołek Matołek (Little goat Dummy??, its hard to translate the names). But A wolf and a Hare got into Polish Language with a phrase from it - ну погоди! (nu pagadi)
I think most russians remembered it by name "Ну погоди!" (Something like "Just you wait!" or in rough translation "Hey, wait!" 😅) Basically Tom and Jerry but wolf is always presented as typical "soviet bad guy". And it doesn't mean badass. He just...uh..doesn't fit in the norms. He's slackin' on his job, pickpocketing someone etc. And hare always wins (yeah his name is literally Hare). So it was for kids but not in a fun way, but mostly in "you see what happens with little criminals and jobless guys? don't be like him" kind of way Don't know if this information is even interesting but still
@@serene-illusion all of those other companies that made those games have years of development as well as well as being owned by a bigger English speaking companies.
Hey, Pyro! I just wanted to give you a friendly reminder, that if you're bricked up for more than 10 hours straight, you should talk to your doctor.. Also, after edging for so long, make sure you don't accidentally shoot your eye out after the stream...
Being there on stream and seeing chat lose their shit at the sight of the twins and then complaining that "the robussy" wasn't on screen for 10 hours was kinda funny
I’m surprised that Pyro are even attracted to the robot twins. None of them are capable to inflate themselves.
Actually, they are
Oh you would be surprised what fetish artists are capable of
U wouldn't know that
They are capable of inflating me...
He doesn’t even have an inflation fetish
we now know that pyro is attracted to 3 things
1. tall metal women
2. furry inflation
3. horny fridges with tentacles
@@DragonsAndDragons777 well done
@@DragonsAndDragons777 shit, i edited the comment and forgot to change how many things it was
Literraly me
@@crashers1138 what
@@callanharvey6264 "
Can we congratulate pyro for beating this whole game with one hand
ADACHI!!!!
Throw any people in TVs lately?
Yo!!! It’s the TV man from the hit game Persona 4 Golden
Adachi Moment
He beat something else too
Came for the twins
Stayed for the fridge
Emphasis on "Came"
funny
I hate both, but I particularly hate the fridge. The guns, powers and world are cool.
@@provaricus627 deep down, we all know the robot who serves you an ice cream bar at the beginning of the ame is superior
came for the twins
came for the fridge
The guy who wrote the fridge’s lines deserves a medal of honor
more like the person who voiced them 💀💀
@@MoGumbo_ holy shit that’s true
Fridgussy
@@Bleach_enjoyer Refrickerator 😳
No
that reaction perfectly symbolizes what the devs thought people would pay for. Turns out they were right
Kinda sad actually, but at least they know what sells.
They're even self aware about it. Throwaway bit o f dialogue abou whoever programmed the horny vending machine being sick in the head
@@unoriginalperson72 eh old games sold on that, saints row was booba and booms and when they try to throw in other stuff it flopped
What fps is not about shooting all the time?
as the ol saying goes, "sex sells"
"How bad could the protagonist be?"
*eats the whole ice cream in 3 f***ing bites and throws the stick on the ground*
"Ah I see..."
it makes sense, robots were sweeping the streets
dude didn’t even enjoy it, he just wanted to smugly eat it in front of the fat-3PO
Tbh I ate an ice cream in two bites once
@@argonianguy6226 you are not normal sorry
@@argonianguy6226 not to ring sum bells but maybe get urself checked by a psychologst
Props to Pyro for streaming for nearly 12 hours straight of having nothing but sloppy joes with the robot twins. Gaming experience unlike any other!
Truly of all time
Haven't seen you in a while.
good lord i want that so fucking bad
nearly 12 hours straight? Oh prease, it was over 12 hours straight! He had to... end the first stream because YouChube would not archive it, styll. Then he continued on the second stream 😋
mister disco from rtgame real?
Fun fact: The TVs in this game are all playing clips from "Nu Pogodi", a Soviet Russian cartoon made in 1969 and was very popular in Eastern Europe. In the late 90s, the cartoon was also popular in my country, Vietnam.
For some reason it makes me so happy to know that nu pogodi was popular outside Russia :")
@@lefu7812 dude i watched nu pagadi everytime i could as a kid! greetings from bulgaria
Same bro I'm Estonian
Samee, i'm from Poland and used to watch re-runs of it in my childhood, it was called "Wilk i Zając" (Wolf and the Hare)
Yo that’s neat I thought it was made for the game
Pyro is the definition of insanity:
Step 1. Buys game
Step 2. Plays game on hardest difficulty
Step 3. Complains about bullet sponge enemies
Step 4. Ends up not liking the combat
Step 5. Repeat
i played on normal and it was just as tedious
@@tsu08761e skill iss-
It's the definition of insanity.
@@tsu08761eme too when it first released, but after 4 months it is playable and enjoyable in every difficulty
i mean he enjoyed cruelty squad so
The boss fights are so hard with one hand
bro 😭
I thought I was the only one who did this
Try to switch hands it should work
Especially that green fat one
There is another hard thing
Im suprised Pyro is so excited about the twins, they're more slender than than he usually goes for
This has got to be the highest budget, most complex fetish game I've ever seen. Subverse has to step up their game if they want to claim being the best smut aaa game.
The title has changed three times
"Atomic Heart has..."
"Atomic Heart has one good thing"
"Atomic Heart is dissapointing"
Next he's gonna say "atomic heart has no games"
"atomic heart devs when horny" 💀💀💀
Atomic Heart has unlimited bacon
@@krobuskoffee3354 or games, unlimited games
“So let me get this straight…im in the Soviet Union, im seeing freaking Robots, and, oh yeah, im talking to a Glove! Ok yeah, that is something I do now. I shoot Lightning, kill jacked-up plants, I’ll probably eat some Crispy Critters next.”
Sovietspoken
This meme format will expire soon.
@@malpheus4299 Having fun with it while i can. Plus the Comparisons are too strong. 2 Mid Games Released this Year with weird Dialogue and Talking Arm Apparel who are revealed to be villians? Kek.
@@jakespacepiratee3740dude you probably haven't even played this game yet it's super fun
@@mantisshrimp6169 Dude lol I watched Pyro’s 12-Hour Stream of it. I was skipping through half of it because of how bored Pyro looked. He also said it’s super Grindy and the story is written poorly
@@jakespacepiratee3740 this is a mid game. Forspoken wasn't a mid game.
My favorite part is when Major says his most famous catch phrase: “Krispy Kritters!”, and then krispy krittered with the twin robots and the funny fridge
What in the fuck is that emoji at the end
@@RobertmazeiI think it's an emoji if you join membership on pyro not sure just guessing
I can confirm I krittered with the twin robots and the funny fridge.
If you listen or read the terminals in the game one audio log actually addresses P3’s propensity for the phrase and tells a story of how they think this weird phrase made it’s way into his vocabulary. It’s definitely rare to get a joke like this thst sounds so ridiculous to the player only to have the punchline hidden away in some obscure audio log.
18:22 I want to point out that this man had, at this point in the stream, stood up multiple times to go the bathroom. There is no shot his leg was asleep.
ah yes go to the "bathroom"
@@axelaugust5552 well he did go to the bathroom, the question is what he was doing in there.
@ThePigeon He had an Atomic Heart 😉
@@mellochello921he had to jerk off
> Complains terrible voice acting
> Plays a russian game in english dub with the quality equivelent to anime dubs.
It’s funny that Russian players think Russian dub is bad.
@@wildcate it's a lot more bearable as long as you don't understand russian.
@@ggwellplayed7201 more of a problem with the writing
@@Oliver-rz5vh yeah, some dialogues are dragged way too long, and some parts barely has subtlety.
Although the english dub is still flawed though, all of the characters speaks perfect english without the iconic russian accent like most games with russian setting.
the content of the dialogue also sucks, its literally like reddit marvel shit
Turning an enemy into a bullet sponge is the worst way to increase difficulty. Especially in an FPS. I love the way Metro does it, where the time to kill is small for both you and your enemies, so it reduces your margin of error. You gotta make less mistakes and take your time, but it’s never to an extreme that feels really unfair. Something like increasing enemy speed and damage, decreasing resources for the player, introducing new enemy types, some kind of modifier that forces you to swap weapons. Do something that ENGAGES the player, because bullet sponges just turn games into absolute slogfests.
what's metro
@@plocky401 It’s a game series based on the books of the same name about post-nuclear Russia. All the subway systems were essentially nuclear shelters, so it protected a decent amount of the citizens. The main character is Artyom, a ranger. Rangers are like the most skilled fighters in the military, and they’re sent outside the metros to gather supplies, kill bandits or mutants in the metro tunnels, and help settlements.
Artyom is tasked with saving the metro stations from a new mutant threat. It’s an FPS game that’s semi-linear, with a focus on resource management and choosing between stealth and going in guns blazing. There’s a morality system that effects the ending and it’s impacted by the little things you do. You fight both humans and mutated minster alike.
Metro Exodus is the third game, it’s much more open and there’s a lot more to explore, and the morality system comes into play a lot more here and how you approach combat can seriously effect the ending of each chapter, and the overall end to the story.
I played the game on Armageddon it wasn’t that bad after the early game.
Or you can just brother to learn the way game mechanics work and adjust to the weakness your enemy has thus making it die quicker.
@@Prushinthespirit For context, I haven’t played the game. I’m commenting on what I’ve heard. Pyro said that the enemies are all bullet sponges, so I’m just saying my general opinion on bullet sponge balancing. I’m not specifically talking about this game, but bullet sponges in general, and how I prefer games to be balanced
Finally a game that is all in le heart.
Le fart
Well my blood was somewhere else
@@sazo1st Relatable, wholesome seal award for you
@@brothermanbill8358 Thank you, kind sir!!!!!!!
@@brothermanbill8358 thank you kind sir, i shall tip my hat to you stranger, your fedora fell
im glad he stood up all those times
I'm so glad Pyro was finally able to visit NFKRZ after he fell off
This was supposed to be just a random comment but it attracted redditors. Truly a certified pyro comment section moment
That traitor left motherland a year ago.
@@Weaner69 🤓
@@Weaner69 bruh, bad English AND zero activity on the channel? That's the most russian bot account ever, keep up the hustle.
@@Weaner69 typical pyro viewer reply
@@Weaner69 Keep sucking Putins schlong.
For some reason, the 3:35 - 3:58 just warms my heart. He just looks genuinely happy and enjoying his life for some reason, and I'm enjoying the humor and he also is, and it's just bliss, probably because of the absurdity of what humor's become. Fucking hillarious.
Rare sighting of a wholsome PyroLive comment
too much slop
Just so you know, this man went through the whole game in one stream in 12 fucking hours.
Fun fact - the furry cartoon on TVs is the most popular and the most beloved cartoon in all post-soviet countries called "Nu, Pogodi"
I thought it was called Wolf and Hare.
@@justafurrywithinternet317 Western localization likely
@@justafurrywithinternet317 same
Can confirm, was my childhood. Owned some kinda video game on it, too. The disk is probably somewhere inside the DVD cabinet that hasn't been opened in two years.
Yea as soon as I saw the cartoon I just had flashbacks to my childhood and i would just remember watching this on TV
Forget about the twins, I want to smash the FRIDGE
Forget the Fridge I want to smash the blue security camera
@@chitosetakaki9385 forget the security camera I want the hentai hand
@@jimbothegymbro7086 you know charles gives the best handjobs
No, the fridge wants to smash YOU
Forget about everything, i gonna smash everyone in this comment
"I would have sex with the fridge." - Pyro 2023
Would coom to the fridge confirmed
i mean he might be on to something, its quite possible
I love seeing pyro's video titles change like 3 times in my feed every time a new vid is posted
33:23 see now this is a robot for pyro
I love when pyro plays this game on the hardest difficulty then starts complaining on how the game is hard
Just finished it on hard, it was easy I would say... If you really combine all the tools
game journalist moment
It’s not really that it’s hard, it’s just tedious, difficulty by making health bars incredibly fat and that’s it
@@nasounicornis5834 not really , for the twins fight , hardest is better , you can't really make mistakes and need to have a really good sense of switching targets and where they are . on medium difficulty the fight is too easy.
@@TheAiket yeah I "finished" on "hard" too.
For those wanting to watch the full live video
Here's a Pyro Gameplay Review from a live viewer
The Good:
Wasn't bad at combat, wasn't flawless, but for playing on the hardest difficulty, he did good enough that it wasn't hard to watch. Certified Non-IGN reviewer
Was observant enough that I never felt he was missing something completely obvious.
In this same vein, he was good at the puzzles to the point where they never overstayed their welcome (Mind you, the puzzles aren't brain busters, but still was nice).
Was based enough to reciprocate the horny fridge's feelings.
Didn't over meme anything (Forsaken jokes were persistent, as were Robo Mommy mentions, but not to the point of irritation)
The Bad:
Pyro complained about not being able to craft better weapons, while using all his materials to give shit incremental upgrades to weapons he constantly was disappointed by, while also skipping much of the optional side-content (which would have given him blueprints/materials that would have solved the under powered problem) because he couldn't/wouldn't read the pop-ups properly/Didn't feel like it. (Granted, it was 2 in the morning, and he was blasting through the main story as much as possible)
If any npc talked for more than 6 seconds he moaned and complained, skipping as fast as possible, or completely running away from them. (Though admittedly, the dialogue sounds and reads like ass)
The golden axe he used for 7 hours as his main weapon looked like ass, base skin looked much more interesting.
Final Rating: 7 Crispy Critters
Based
I aint readin allat but real🔥🔥
Pyro got that tik tok attention span
Him complaining about npcs talking doesn't surprise me. Bro said God of War is all cutscenes when he's never even played it or watch much of anyone play it.
Sometimes he has bad takes.
best part of the stream was dagoth ur calling the game boring
I love how paying extra for the gold axe breaks the cutscene
came for the twins, stayed for the fridge
that cartoon on the tv at 9:35 and 9:52 is a real cartoon in Russia its called "nu pagadi" or "well, just you wait" I used to watch it as a kid and the plot was wolf does something rabbit annoys him and then runs away as the wolf tries to get him and at the end he says "nu pagadi!" its basically Russian tom and jerry
The even funnier thing is the fact that the official atomic heart channel on youtube posted some r34 art on their community tab a while back.
They know what they were doing when the made the robot ladies.
I didn't believe you at first, but i just checked their channel and holy shit lmao
It's kinda sad to me how much even I bought into the marketing. I feel like my old theory of "Never trust a dev when they say their game is Like fallout" was actually correct.
This man played this game for 12 hours straight, what a unit. At least it ran smooth
Smooth?
Constant Shader Compilation stutter and heavy drops all over the place
@@anabang1251 as smooth as crunchy butter
@@anabang1251 I didn't have this problem with not amazing hardware, I more had a problem with, cough, boring combat, boring puzzles, drawn out combat, terrible voice acting, too much talking from both the glove and the main character, too many 1 liners, not to add on top of it that literally 90% of the levels were fetch quests, and the game throws plot twists at you so much that I forgot what was happening, the enemy variety was lacking and most of the enemies weren't ranged, meaning you could just run around them in circles and attack. The game isn't something to behold, it's a nice looking game and nicely optimized, but gameplay is just heavily watered down bio shock, but sexy robot so I guess 10/10 game, better than fallout new vegas and the half life games.
@@Lemonality_Nationality lmao he says this incoherent-ass shitshow is better than new vegas, ur funny
@@anabang1251like, looking at battlefield 2042 or watchdogs, I'm pleasantly surprised that it didn't crash, lose textures, or send the main character below the map. Especially considering it's their first game.
Pyro beating the game on max difficulty because of how hot the robots are, makes sense why he got into fnaf now
This man had a ks-23, a normal shotgun, and then acquired a Makarov and said it was weird to have a conventional gun. Very cool pyro.
bro that cartoon is called "Nu Pagadi!" "(Just your wait"). it an iconic childhood cartoon of every post-soviet country.
Everyone is tearing down this game for being buggy, meanwhile here's Pyro seemingly having the time of his life
cant understand the buggy argument, i play this game for few hours now and only got 2 game breaking bugs shit happens just look at bf2042 the game is a single bug
Is it buggy too? As if being a terrible game wasn't enough lol.
@@arcanefire7511 let me guess, you boykotting hogwards game too right ?
@@arcanefire7511 why is it terrible
@@tilenkobe because twitter told him that
What if the robot women farted? Would Pyro believe in God then?
Nah he would only believe in God if the robot women eat him and they became very obese
Serious question by the way, like i have no idea - why is west SO much into farts? Like it's ridiculous, BBC has it in news, the most popular videos are, many jokes in comments are... why? It feels like something between jokes and an actual obsession with farting.
@@junkolover9518 babies find it funny. The west makes entertainment for babies
@@junkolover9518 The only time I think I last remember seeing farts being used in western comedy is in children's shows. The logic is, "funny noise make baby laugh".
Knowing his roleplay interactions he might be hard
Hes always an inch away from a one liner is so fucking accurate
"They're too thin... "
"True." - Pyro, fat-fetish enjoyer, 2023
Chubby girl supremacy
@@mrmr_zoomie Relatable.
@@mrmr_zoomie based + real
timestamp?
@@lunalucifer3335 It was cut out of this video. Someone in chat mentioned it during the cutscene before the final boss during Pyro's stream yesterday.
The fucking whiplash at 36:13 with the alien theme from Annihilation had me wheezing.
38:35
Editor didn't even keep in what Pyro reacted to, look at the subtitles
This is like some design you’d see on deviant art and to think that’s all it took to satisfy anybody no matter what sexuality you are or what fetishes you have
Mid people with mid tastes
Atomic Heart really knew the audience they were gonna give the game to and they did not hold back at all
I remember right before release there were people claiming this game to be propaganda because it was made by a Russian company and it depicts Russia as prosperous. As if American companies don't ever depict America as prosperous.
its a game about the soviet union and takes place in kazakhstan lol. People seem to forget the soviet union was more than just russia
@@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwoYou're expecting these morons to actually know anything about foreign countries that aren't America lmao 🤣
@@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo they think if soviet union speaks russian=whole country is Russia lule
Probably because of the Ukraine invasion. And also possibly because of the whole personal info thing.
Tbf to the devs, I think they're just a victim of circumstance (aren't we all) in regards to the controversy. Who would have thought your country would decide to invade another again while you were working on it.
Devs just wanna follow their passion to make games
@@CB66941 War in Ukraine started in 2014.
Bruh ain't no way he changed the title name I'll assume he was disappointed that there weren't enough cutscene with the twins robots milkers
33:17 "After all, there's nothing wrong with a little KINK, is there?" **Spawns giant fat bot**
Pyro died midway through writing the title. RIP 😭
I like men
@@ToastedHeadcrab o7
yooo tally hall pfp
@oh no cringe detector shut de fuk up ;3
But he got revived and changed it.
Pyro is now legally obliged to do a Stalker 2 stream when it comes out
I find it funny and frustrating how the fact that a more than 12 hour stream turned into 45 min of content so similar to itself that is impossible to tell how far apart the cuts are. great game, just enough water 6/10 would watch the robot twins again
Do I buy this or red dead!?
@@jchicken5305 red dead, for the love of god
@@jchicken5305 Red Dead is goated, this is pretty boring all things considered
damn the cartoons in the tvs are actual cartoons from soviet union called "'just you wait!'' its about a wolf trying to eat a rabbit. remember it from my childhood
Guys I think rushing trough a 20 hour game in 10 hours in one sitting sleep deprived had a negative impact on his perception of the game. Not sure tho.
🤔
Endings are still weird
@@JGnLAU8OAWF6as somebody who 100%ed the game, I can agree. It’s one of the few times where I feel like it was bad story writing,
That wolf and hare cartoon is actually existing and quite beloved in Russia. In short it’s easily described as Tom and Jerry soviet edition
It does look like North Korean cartoon but I think it’s mostly because of both having limitations when they debuted and given that they both somewhat connected to Soviet Union
Tom and Jerry is tame in comparison to it, Nu Pogodi goes hard
@@128pResolution
I just needed to really make a comparison that would make anyone understand. I myself watched it when I was a kid and I know what I’m talking about
@@thatlittlemonstrosity Yeah, I was just saying that Nu pogodi seems a bit more violence heavy when compared to Tom and jerry. Mostly since Tom and jerry is more cartoonish whereas with Nu pogodi it was more heavy with the wolf using the tools or other things. The robot rabbit scared the crap out of me as a kid
"i shed that skin" and now "crispy critters" this is just amazing
Dude I legitimately started sobbing when the sexy fridge kept on talking
*Mundfish I KNEEL*
same but joyful tears, then actual tears when horny fridge went missing
The fairytale playing on tv is called "Well, Just You Wait!", its an old soviet cartoon that is also popular in eastern europe and ex soviet countries. Brings back memories!
The cartoon in 9:52 is a USSR cartoon ну, погоды It was an ok cartoon, then again, it was my only childhood cartoon apart from tom and jerry. This cartoon was broadcasted across the entire soviet union and in some of its former members. The last time it was aired was before the current invasion of Ukraine (because it was cheaper than paying money for modern cartoons, at least in Lithuania). The cartoon shown later is from the same series as well.
Edit: corrected timestamp
Atomic Heart fans after pre-ordering the game and seeing that the entire game is just 36 hours of hot robot sex
I can confidently say atomic heart is one of the games ever
has*
one of the games of all time
Not fucking funny. You nerds keep using the same jokes; Jesus christ.
@@Greendawn-di3dl weep
@@shoebillfan1963 wow you sure got me with your canned response I'm sure you post multiple times daily; truly shredded me to my core, fuck off.
I cannot believe Frey and Cuff got another game so soon in another dystopian era
Watch gameplay at following timestamps 02:08 27:29 42:06
Bro cycled through fifteen video titles in one day
The twins made me fail a 6-month nofap, no joke. This level of coomering should be illegal.
That’s not healthy, man. The nofap thing I mean.
Robot thighs ftw
@@tomthestone1470 how is it not healthy
@@nazeem8965 the longer you don't do the deed the more chance of getting testicular cancer
so you should do it like 1 or 2 times a week
it's unhealthy if you do it everyday
Literally Russian (Czech) psyops
nofap itself is a joke
3:42 People only watching this could be confused for him excited about gameplay in that moment, but that cutscene on live felt like half a hour of "le flying car from wizard game"
I’m just happy the game actually exists. People were starting to get skeptical that it didn’t.
But the game is shit
you gotta admit though, every trailer they showed did look like a vertical slice till the very end
19:18 I 100% bet you that this was originally planned as a a full scale boss fight but they decided they didn't have time and just settled on a tiny mutant.
Why is everything so slow for pyro, he is truly becoming a tiktok kid
Robots, atomic powered gadgets, mommy droids, flying cars, and.... an outhouse.
Truly, a game-world of all time.
Finally pyro introduces us to his collection of the homework folder
Pyro : sees corpse
Also pyro : time to revive the french revolution
the cartoons shown on the TV in the safe room in this game. mainly the one with a cute little rabbit and wolf is a real russian cartoon called nu pogodi. it translate to just you wait and it was basically the russian version/rip off of tom and jerry made in 1969.
during soviet russia they didnt have access to american cartoons so the russians just made their own version lol. i think its a nice nod to have it included in this game
from having one good thing...to being a dissapointment...nice
edit: oh no he unlisted the second part, NOOOO...I was watching all 11 hrs while working lol. Now i have to watch the short ver.
Pyro speedrunning the game effectively and being sleep deprived I think is part of the reason he didnt like it as much as he could have. The game is a solid 8 in my honest opinion playing it out and exploring around and playing in Russian is certainly the best way to play. Its tough to play the game in Russian though because so much of the dialogue happens in combat so while youre enjoying the far and away better version its hard to really enjoy it due to the fact that youre trying to read while getting drop kicked by a stalin-bot. I can say for certain Armageddon is an aquired taste and the medium difficulty is fun and turns into a cakewalk with upgrades and its worth mentioning that said upgrades can be found early on by just exploring which given Pyro was on the hunt to find the twins asap he didnt do much of that which is why he played half the game with just SHOK and freeze with mediocre weapons. All things put together though I think its a fun game and the fact that it went through development hell, came out optimized, had a decent story, great gameplay if you actually play it "properly", hot robots (im robosexual now) and a great setting and overall world along with being Mundfish's first game its a solid 7.5-8/10.
The game is a solid throw it in the oven and let it burn it’s bad
@@nman551 why
I'm honestly puzzled at how much people are gawking over robot girls that show up for almost a total of 20 minutes and claim they've busted the best nut in their lives... I hate to say this but y'all need to watch better porn
@@serene-illusion I mean they’re just hot idk what you want us to say it’s like Lady Dimetrescu 2.0 just now there’s 2 of them and they’re 8 foot tall athletic ballerina robots instead of an 8 foot tall vampire milf
I saw the ebtire stream and yeah no its the most 6/10 game ever. The only memorable quality it had was the robot twins
The furry shit he kept seeing on the TV is called "Nu, pogodi!" which is essentially a Soviet version of the Coyote
I remember seeing it in Hungary a few years later still on TV (circa 2002), so it was a cool easter egg for me to see them!
it's cool but throughout the whole game i kept giving them credit for making a small animation just to have as an easter egg on tvs, i didnt know it was an actual cartoon lol
@@gerutzu575 Banger cartoon, defo check it out.
I used to watch it at my granddads house all the time, Back in 2005, he got those vhs's from back when germany was still being held captive by russia, woke up so many memories!
title 1: Atomic Heart Has Good ...
title 2: Atomic Heart Has One Good Thing
title 3: Atomic Heart Is Disappointing
Title 3: atomic heart is disappointing
Truly a rollercoaster of emotions
i enjoy this game tremendously, my only real issue i have is that even on armageddon difficulty, its almost a cake walk, especially with how abundant resources are, im having to get rid of ammo i find so much, and that you can farm the pchelas for neuropolymer cause they infinitely spawn, you can completely stunlock all but large enemies/bosses basically indefinitely, maybe its just me and that i have already mastered the combat and that i loot everything but other than that i adore everything else about this game and am near to beating it.
also as a side note: 31:45 use the scanner to find enemies weaknesses, it makes things a breeze
Pyro, don’t think we didn’t see that title change.
Pyro complaining about not having energy weapons but doesnt explore any of the underground bunkers for the energy weapons and upgrade materials
"I would have sex with a fridge" - Pyro 2023
Brooo the cartoon is called A wolf and a hare and it was quite popular in all post soviet countries. Im from Poland and i remember watching it when i was a kid (and im 20, but my parents also had watched it). Krecik (a little mole?) was also popular. In Poland we had Koziołek Matołek (Little goat Dummy??, its hard to translate the names). But A wolf and a Hare got into Polish Language with a phrase from it - ну погоди! (nu pagadi)
I think most russians remembered it by name "Ну погоди!" (Something like "Just you wait!" or in rough translation "Hey, wait!" 😅)
Basically Tom and Jerry but wolf is always presented as typical "soviet bad guy". And it doesn't mean badass. He just...uh..doesn't fit in the norms. He's slackin' on his job, pickpocketing someone etc. And hare always wins (yeah his name is literally Hare). So it was for kids but not in a fun way, but mostly in "you see what happens with little criminals and jobless guys? don't be like him" kind of way
Don't know if this information is even interesting but still
@@LaserTractor yeah its a known phrase in Poland because of it, but as i said, the title was translated into Wilk i Zając
Bro changed the title like 5 times in less than 8 hours
The cartoon on 10:46 is called "nu pagdi" and was basically the eastern bloc's Mikey Mouse. Incredibly based
Gotta agree on that. Neat cartoon
@@KhakiCap Loved it. Although it was pretty damn trippy at times, which isnt bad.
"Slurp the items" man, pyro great choice of words
If only they pay some money to writers this could be awesome 😢
maybe it was supposed to sound like Serious Sam in the first place
@@flowname oh no
Play it in Russian. I don’t know why people keep thinking this is a western game
@@Zones33 Metro Exodus, Stalker...other Slavic games do a better job at hiring english translators to write dialogue that feels natural
@@serene-illusion all of those other companies that made those games have years of development as well as well as being owned by a bigger English speaking companies.
Fun fact: the ballerinas in the theater are used for entertainment and well…let’s just say they are also used for purposes *we all want.*
the devs knew exactly what they were doing as soon as they made the twins and those ballerina bots
the title change🗿
Bro is fighting for his life trying to beat the furry allegations he's pretending to be attracted to robots since metal is the exact opposite of fur
"allegations"
do you know what that word means
"I would have sex with the fridge." ~Pyro 2023
14:08 I think Pyro just went through character development
The twins will DEFINITELY spark a sequel to Gamergate
"X is disappointing" I bet you heard that a lot from your childhood, huh pyro?
Salty
@@eligoldie9626 subbed to scp channels and Boogie. Noff Said
@@lunaticcultist9741 among many other channels xxx
@@eligoldie9626 yeah and they're all for redditors. Not surprised tbh.
@@lunaticcultist9741 my dude your name is as cringe as your take
Hey, Pyro! I just wanted to give you a friendly reminder, that if you're bricked up for more than 10 hours straight, you should talk to your doctor.. Also, after edging for so long, make sure you don't accidentally shoot your eye out after the stream...
Fun fact: the cartoon showcased in the game is real and was basically Tom and Jerry but USSR, I got to watch it when I was young
The fridge is better than any other hot robots there.
fun fact: the cartoon you are seeing in the safe rooms is REAL LIFE soviet era Cartoon named "Well, Just You Wait!"
This game would've been so illegal if it was released on november 💀.
Being there on stream and seeing chat lose their shit at the sight of the twins and then complaining that "the robussy" wasn't on screen for 10 hours was kinda funny