I was split between gibbons and chimps, but then I remembered chimps have wars and I think when most of us say we want to return to mokne, it’s to get away from doing wars. So personally, I will be returning to gibbons. Eat fruit, go fast, and sing your heart out!
Chimps are brutal they will murder you and your family because they feel like it at least the females have it easy only getting their throat ripped out I'm not gonna mention what they do to other males.
Apparently gibbons can swing from trees so fast they can break their own bones. Of course I'm gonna be a monkey that dedicates itself so hard to something.
You know, if everyone was a monke there would be no homelessness, no government, no poverty and no problems found in modern society. Oats Jenkins has really improved how we live
I'm tied between a new world monkey and a gibbon, but I don't exactly multitask as a speciality so I'm going to be a gibbon who swings in trees, eats fruit and sings all day!
Nope. Firstly: some things we make are good and secondly: I know your gonna reply saying "but some of them are not important" but you that's the end of the story. Done.
You are the smartest youtuber ever. You not only fixed the alphabet, chess, and time itself but also you are fixing humanity by making us return to monke. I'm personally a gibbon. I run fast, ai jump high, I like to swing and I break a lot emotionally
fun fact: chimps underrated - out of all great apes, they are the smartest - they are one of the only animals to have a war - use tools (yes, even spears) - grillers are fast on the ground. orangutans are fast in the trees. chimps are fast in both - they are pretty strong - they cannibals - they can literally fight a troop of grillers (with enough chimps) - cool teeth - complex social structure overall, chimp underrated i did another comment ted talk on why grillers are overrated so just look for that if u want thank you for coming to my ted talk
@@thegameranch5935 yeah ik and ants will also take slaves from other groups of ants but lets be honest here most people are probably gonna be more interested in a chimp war than an ant war
We should definitely be considered under the ape species in some cases we don’t even consider our selfs as animals like we’re just disrespecting our monkey ancestors
But... I wanted to become King Julian... Oh well, I guess I'll have to choose one of the other ones since your suggestions are objectively correct anyways.
My score: New World Monkey: 3rd Tally. Gorilla: 0 Tallies. Chimpanzees: 1st & 2nd Tallies. Old World Monkey: 3rd Tally. Orangutan: 2nd Tally. Gibbon: 1st & 2nd Tallies So I'm a Gibbon or a Chimpanzee! BTW SUPER excited for Monkey Song!
I'm either an old world monke, gibbon or a orangutan! this was truly interesting these videos never fail to entertain me and open my eyes to the reality of the world!
In Albanian the word monkey is used as an offensive word. Like (O majmun, mo vrapo) {You monkey, stop running} to mostly kids and teens. We also use Orangutans or Neanderthal like the word monkey. Very informational :)
@@ihaveyourlocation4003 I'm portuguese and its kinda uncommon for people to use monkey (macaco in portuguese) as a racial slur. I know in Brazil, it is used more often, but here in portugal, not that much.
Oat: hmmm I wanna be famous. Makes a video about fixing the alphabet. TH-cam community: how about, YES. Oat: makes another video fixing the alphabet. The community: Y E S. Oat literal weeks later: 30,000 40,000 50,000 60,000 70,000 80,000 90,000 100,000. Oat: *yawn* let’s check my sun coun- OOOHHH YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! In all seriousness, SUPER congrats on 100k. I swear, in another year, you’re gonna have 1mil!
Look oats, great vid. But, as u said, primates r good, and will except r decisions 10:08, so, PLS LET ME GO BACK TO A LEMUR!!😢 I know u said we can’t, but I find them so adorable, and it would AMAZING to be one. I mean, after all, they’re still primates. But if not, I suppose I would go back to a gibbon, it looks like they like to move it move it. I think this is an amazing video, and an even better idea!😊 Sorry for such a long comment, but pls take this idea in to consideration. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!❤
@@FedeDragon_ Yeah problems that WE created and since we created them we also have the extra guilt of creating those problems leading to more problems and it just a endless cycle to be honest.
@@FedeDragon_ and also monkeys don’t know what peer pressure is so they don’t get forced and basically hypnotized at birth to for example, eat with utensils, something that seems normal to us, because society basically conditioned us to do “Normal” things. Wow that got to the point of causing someone a existential crisis real quick… and also monkeys don’t have existential crisis’s
Bonobos: Am I joke to you? Also Here are my descriptions of all the apes: Gibbons: Orangutans but smaller Orangutan: smart Gorilla: * B I G * Chimp: Angry Human: bad Bonobo: p e a c e f u l
I like to play a game with this videos, which I try to guess from which Nintendo game the background music is. It switches constantly and I feel like there are 100 different songs packed in one video
I wish he'd list them in the description.. As a content creator, I'm always on the look out for new music and sound effects I can add to my collection.. I'm like a dragon hoarding a bunch of shit xD
Honestly, I've just recently found you, snuck in before 100k but I've enjoyed every one of your videos. Keep up the excellent work you put into this! Turned on notifications for monke song. I'm a lemur btw I like to move it move it
I want to be a bonobo. Basically non-violent chimpanzees who don't obliterate anyone who doesn't agree with politics. Just peaceful, pacifist leaf munchers
Although bonobos are less violent than chimps, they can still fight viciously. Primatologue Frans de Waal recounts of severly mutilated males due to females fury. It's less frequent for bonobos to fight because they tend to solve conflicts with sexual pleasure. Also, bonobo tribe boss is always a female.
Complains about people forgetting one of the few apes species. countinus to forget about one of the few Greate ape species. You can't ingore the Bonobos. they share 98.7% DNA with humans
I loved the video, and oat Jenkins is honestly god 2.0 by fixing all these problems, but why am I four monkeys at the same time, I mean I’m the best at multitasking, but can I exist four times at a time, I guess I’ll find out?
Well this is actually hard to pick for me because my favourite animals are monkeys but my favourite type of monkeys which are actually apes is a chimp but I also like the howler monkeys they Just how old if you lived in the Amazon jungle or whatever they live in and they would be your alarm clock
LISTEN TO MONKEY NOISE NOW
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/cyandeluxe/monkey-noise
1st
monke
@@Peterring you are now second
monke
Where is da red but monke
Everyone says "return to monke"
But noone says "what monke?" or "how monke?"
Thanks for enlightening us about this topic, oh great oats
Sadly same as the "what the dawg doin?"
They never really say "how the dawg doin?"
@@SeigeGoat always “why are you in my house?! who are you?” and never “how are you?”
@@ellawowowow agree one of the saddest things
Just “no one”.
@@SeigeGoat i cri everytiem
I was split between gibbons and chimps, but then I remembered chimps have wars and I think when most of us say we want to return to mokne, it’s to get away from doing wars. So personally, I will be returning to gibbons. Eat fruit, go fast, and sing your heart out!
same am also got gibbon and i like to uh climb
Chimps are brutal they will murder you and your family because they feel like it at least the females have it easy only getting their throat ripped out I'm not gonna mention what they do to other males.
I am either a gibbon or chimp, I’m leaning towards the funi guy gibbon tho
Apparently gibbons can swing from trees so fast they can break their own bones. Of course I'm gonna be a monkey that dedicates itself so hard to something.
Bonobos are basically very friendly versions of chimps. (Don’t do bonobos if you want to stay a virgin though)
I think I'm either New World Monkey or Chimpanzee, but... wow. This was just so helpful. I need to share this with my non-monkey friends now.
Same here. We need to spread the monke word.
JOIN THE CHIMPS
Me chimpanzee
I'm also a chimp
You know, if everyone was a monke there would be no homelessness, no government, no poverty and no problems found in modern society. Oats Jenkins has really improved how we live
Honestly yea
Chimps would probably still find a way to be above all the rest hahaha
👍👍👍
there is yes homelessness
But technically anywhere could be ur home. The world is your oyster at a monkey
I honestly agree with you, Monke’s are underrated
hello monkey brother
So true
You are a monke 😂
They’re not extremely underrated, but more than humans
Same
Everyone in my class calls me a monke but now i can finally be one and show them how good it is to be a monke
Petition for a Bird from Egypt song at 1 Million Subscribers
Yes
Yes
Yes
At 200K probably
Yes
Why is this guy one of the most genuinely funny people on the platform.
because practically nobody on this platform is funny
I agree with ömer d
Ömer D
One of the great mysteries of life
🐵 thanks
I'm tied between a new world monkey and a gibbon, but I don't exactly multitask as a speciality so I'm going to be a gibbon who swings in trees, eats fruit and sings all day!
you should do earth 2, that'd be pretty neat i think
Solar system 2
Universe 2
Multiverse 2
elements 2
Math 2, English 2 Periodic Table 2
props to jenkins for recreating and improving everything ever, including the way we live.
Nope.
Firstly: some things we make are good and secondly: I know your gonna reply saying "but some of them are not important" but you that's the end of the story. Done.
@@shnmang25 i genuinely can't tell if you're being serious or not lmao my comment doesn't need a debate it's just satire
@@milosthings bruh I said end of story done
@@shnmang25 ok??
♿
🏌️
1:01 “monkeys and uh… monkeys and uh… monkeys and apes”
You are the smartest youtuber ever. You not only fixed the alphabet, chess, and time itself but also you are fixing humanity by making us return to monke. I'm personally a gibbon. I run fast, ai jump high, I like to swing and I break a lot emotionally
For the next milestone: "which crab should you evolve to?"
Become a crab > return to monke
@@kakahass8845 Devolve to protist > Become a crab > Return to monke
@@jasonchiu272 Return to MONKE > Ascend (Evaporate )to water > devolve to protist > evolve to crab > return to monke
Now being a crab is obviously better than being boring silly humans, but monkes are basically a superior being, nothing comes close
Which fish shall you become. What arachnid suits you. Certain alien you are
3:08 ikr I love gibbons so much, my favorite ape.
This video is basically "Fuck zodiac signs, which monke are you?" and I adore it
Fixing zodiac signs
@@HydraJKM zodiac sign *2*
can't i just take all the parts i like and make a new super primate?
- prehensile tail
- smart
- fast
- chomp
- strong
I will call it Simia Maximus
Don't forget QUEEN
@@Jorge-yl4qg or fruity
monke
You remembered the gibbons, but forgot benobos
fun fact: chimps underrated
- out of all great apes, they are the smartest
- they are one of the only animals to have a war
- use tools (yes, even spears)
- grillers are fast on the ground. orangutans are fast in the trees. chimps are fast in both
- they are pretty strong
- they cannibals
- they can literally fight a troop of grillers (with enough chimps)
- cool teeth
- complex social structure
overall, chimp underrated
i did another comment ted talk on why grillers are overrated so just look for that if u want
thank you for coming to my ted talk
I think, ants have wars too
I agree this is all fact of the highest order
@@pastaphilias nah ant wars are impressive
Ever heard of weaver ants? Search “ants battle to protect their fortress” by BBC
@@thegameranch5935 yeah ik and ants will also take slaves from other groups of ants but lets be honest here
most people are probably gonna be more interested in a chimp war than an ant war
if I wanted wars and tools I'd stay human I want monke business and fun Gibbons are underrated
I love how he draws. I think how he uses the same thick brush makes creativity really shine through.
You have 2 choices
1:Return to monke 2: Advance to crab
when he said they love eating fruit i was like, "mmm, fruity"
AND THE NEXT ONE WAS LITERALLY FRUITY
i am proud to announce i am an orangutan
same, i got 3 out of 3 tallies for orangutan 😎
fruity orangu-gang how yall doin 🦧
same here :)
I am an Orangutan & Gibbon
Same here
I propose we abandon the flawed tree evolution system and adopt the infinitely superior line system.
Yes
The what system?
is this sarcastic or real i’m too far deep in the monke world
@@creppruby I think he doesn't know the system used in the video is actually used.
@@kakahass8845 I do but I'm trying to make a funny
You are the greatest. Keep up the amazing content.
My favourite animal is now the Gibbon. Also damn, he’s good at drawing
GIBOON GANG
You are objective right about everything
You are object right everything
Can’t wait for the bird from Egypt song. BTW a love your vids.
We should definitely be considered under the ape species in some cases we don’t even consider our selfs as animals like we’re just disrespecting our monkey ancestors
But... I wanted to become King Julian...
Oh well, I guess I'll have to choose one of the other ones since your suggestions are objectively correct anyways.
Guess you can't move it move it
You forgot about bononobos. They're like chimps but nicer
My score:
New World Monkey: 3rd Tally.
Gorilla: 0 Tallies.
Chimpanzees: 1st & 2nd Tallies.
Old World Monkey: 3rd Tally.
Orangutan: 2nd Tally.
Gibbon: 1st & 2nd Tallies
So I'm a Gibbon or a Chimpanzee!
BTW SUPER excited for Monkey Song!
I'm either an old world monke, gibbon or a orangutan! this was truly interesting these videos never fail to entertain me and open my eyes to the reality of the world!
GiBBoN gANg
Old world monke gang
In Albanian the word monkey is used as an offensive word. Like (O majmun, mo vrapo) {You monkey, stop running} to mostly kids and teens. We also use Orangutans or Neanderthal like the word monkey. Very informational :)
In Portuguese the word monkey is used as a racial slur. Very informational :)
We also use it luke that in croatia, but not fof being active, but being stupid
@@vadlja5193 We can use it as a way of saying you're stupid to someone but more often it's used for being hyper-active
@@ihaveyourlocation4003 I'm portuguese and its kinda uncommon for people to use monkey (macaco in portuguese) as a racial slur. I know in Brazil, it is used more often, but here in portugal, not that much.
Squirrel monkeys are very cute :]
But the legend himself, chess monke cannot be beaten
If you can write an essay while watching tv while cooking while sleeping then you straight up the superior being bc i ✨could never✨
Oat: hmmm I wanna be famous. Makes a video about fixing the alphabet. TH-cam community: how about, YES. Oat: makes another video fixing the alphabet. The community: Y E S. Oat literal weeks later: 30,000 40,000 50,000 60,000 70,000 80,000 90,000 100,000. Oat: *yawn* let’s check my sun coun- OOOHHH YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! In all seriousness, SUPER congrats on 100k. I swear, in another year, you’re gonna have 1mil!
Imagine he says this all and scientists just find out we’re connected to fungi.
I would honestly laugh my ass off xD
I mean fungi attach themselves to something suck out their nutrients and then die considering what we're doing to the earth I wouldn't be surprised.
connected to funky
Reject society, becoom the shroom
Well technically...
Look oats, great vid. But, as u said, primates r good, and will except r decisions 10:08, so, PLS LET ME GO BACK TO A LEMUR!!😢 I know u said we can’t, but I find them so adorable, and it would AMAZING to be one. I mean, after all, they’re still primates. But if not, I suppose I would go back to a gibbon, it looks like they like to move it move it. I think this is an amazing video, and an even better idea!😊 Sorry for such a long comment, but pls take this idea in to consideration. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!❤
you should make a monke bored game so were no longer bored ( except these videos, they cure boredom )
2/3 checks out for me for chimpanzee, and the last one is also sometimes accurate
to the jungle i go then
Same Bro Chimps
6:30 what do I do if I'm unsure?
Tbh I want to return to monkey because they have such simple lives, no crimes, no murders, and no awkward family dinners! What's not to love!
Exactly
they are happy because they don't know about any problem
Chimps wage war :)
@@FedeDragon_ Yeah problems that WE created and since we created them we also have the extra guilt of creating those problems leading to more problems and it just a endless cycle to be honest.
@@FedeDragon_ and also monkeys don’t know what peer pressure is so they don’t get forced and basically hypnotized at birth to for example, eat with utensils, something that seems normal to us, because society basically conditioned us to do “Normal” things. Wow that got to the point of causing someone a existential crisis real quick… and also monkeys don’t have existential crisis’s
I’ve always loved the gibbon, and I can sing, I do track, and I’ve broken 5 bones! It’s perfect!
He doesn’t know that he is a human too 0:48
Bonobos: Am I joke to you?
Also Here are my descriptions of all the apes:
Gibbons: Orangutans but smaller
Orangutan: smart
Gorilla: * B I G *
Chimp: Angry
Human: bad
Bonobo: p e a c e f u l
10:05 "no I'm not allowing you to return to lemur"
FUCK YOU, I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!
Thank you Oats. You have enlightened me to choose a new world monkey. Thank you.
I like to play a game with this videos, which I try to guess from which Nintendo game the background music is. It switches constantly and I feel like there are 100 different songs packed in one video
I wish he'd list them in the description.. As a content creator, I'm always on the look out for new music and sound effects I can add to my collection.. I'm like a dragon hoarding a bunch of shit xD
Can't forgive the fact you forgot the Bonobo. They're like Chimps but less violent.
Also, humans *are* apes lmao
bonobos are pretty much just chimps that evolved to chill because they have no natural predators. also they get around if you catch my drift
Yes, I was about to comment on that
I relate most to the new world monke, but what I wouldn't give to be a gibbon
girl: “what’s your zodiac sign”
man: “which monke would you return to”
Honestly, I've just recently found you, snuck in before 100k but I've enjoyed every one of your videos. Keep up the excellent work you put into this! Turned on notifications for monke song. I'm a lemur btw I like to move it move it
I got the most points for new world monkey, but gibbon is also very cool
I love this guy. That's what I call PEAK CONTENT
2:49 these monkeys are my favorite they even have own game and i love their noice and their look
Gibbons are cutest monkey that i have ever seen🐵🐵🐵
appreciate the wise insight into monke, but if one wants to return to oats what shall they do? bless us with your knowlege oh great oat
It's time we ask ourselves those significant questions
I got a quaker oats ad before this
I can relate to all of these monke’s….. oh wait it’s because I was once a monke! wait I meant my ancestors…
Edit : grammar
New World Monke for me
Also 14/10 video you are objectively correct about everything ever
I’m old world Monke that’s good because I don’t know how to make a tail that can hold onto things
I want to be a bonobo. Basically non-violent chimpanzees who don't obliterate anyone who doesn't agree with politics. Just peaceful, pacifist leaf munchers
Not pacifist. Bonobos do hunt smaller animals for food.
Yeah we gonna be bonobo buddies
@@tjarkschweizer no? They are herbivores
@@Frog_Man_ They are omnivores.
Although bonobos are less violent than chimps, they can still fight viciously. Primatologue Frans de Waal recounts of severly mutilated males due to females fury. It's less frequent for bonobos to fight because they tend to solve conflicts with sexual pleasure. Also, bonobo tribe boss is always a female.
I can't decide which Monke to return to 💀
They're all good
Same
More like none.
show this video to everyone you know then ask for them to decide, whatever they choose is the monke you, deep inside, already are
Reject humanity bacc to monke
-wise man
I've watched this many times and can confirm id fit best with new monkeys, gibbons are a close second
Oats: they will welcome you with open arms
Some random four year old: (runs into gorilla enclosure)
I’m stuck between swingy tail boi or curious fellow (like Curious George)
I bet in 5 million years people are gonna make memes saying “go back i want to be human”
hmm i think i am probably gonna be a gibbi- 9:18 YEEEESSS
"Humans think they figured it out but they don't realize the best way to live is to return to monkey"
-Oats (A human that figured it out)
Thank you Jenkins, now I'm ready to return to monke.
“Which Monke will you return to?”
Sorry bucko but we all were once a monke. Oh wait sorry but evolved into humans.
R/ whoosh?
@Herman Vee yeah definitely.
r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
evolution is fake because i roasted goofy ahh baa baa black sheep as a sacrifice to God, and he told me we didnt evolve
"And no, I'm not allowing you to be a lemur."
😫😫😫😫
Hey guys! This is kinda weird to me, but I'm happy to announce I'm officially a new monkey! Than you guys for your support
cool im either a new world monke or a gibbon
9:58 I break easily emotionally
So yup, I'm definitely a gibbon!
Also I like to sing :3
Same :3
I am the most Orangutan return-to-monke'er to ever Orangutan
This one single video has teached me more than school ever has.
kid named finger
Complains about people forgetting one of the few apes species. countinus to forget about one of the few Greate ape species.
You can't ingore the Bonobos. they share 98.7% DNA with humans
We all know why that dna % is so high
This is a very wholesome video
I would timestamp the best part but then I realized that this whole video is the best part
I expect my body to devolve back within the next 2months
2:00 Welp, guess I'm a tarsier.
Whenever I hear evaluation I think of Cilan from pokémon saying “IT’S EVALUATION TIME” lol 😂
I loved the video, and oat Jenkins is honestly god 2.0 by fixing all these problems, but why am I four monkeys at the same time, I mean I’m the best at multitasking, but can I exist four times at a time, I guess I’ll find out?
Im cool with it as long as we got the internet to watch oats
Poor Bonobos… the forgotten great ape. (Ngl, i had to look up their name for this comment, I forgot it too)
0:15am about the begin life's hole career
-single celled bacteria
"if your big and strong then you're a gorilla" *mario kart wii losing theme starts to play in the backround*
A lady with a bunch of “besties”.
I really learned something with this video
as a game dev, i have been inspired to create a game about monke.
Why isn't there a full section about the glorious baboon
Oats: "If you put anything is this dude's mouth it is simply no more" Me: What about Nokia phones.
I’m a chimpanzee A gorilla and a Gibbon.
I fit in with two monkeys and one ape witch should I go with? 1,2,or 3
I never knew how much I vibed with orangutans. Thank you for opening my third eye.
Mostly chimp, but I’m sticking with my orangey bois. Orangutans for life! 🦧
Sticks and Stones can break your bones but words can never hurt you so the monkeys don't use words😂
Well this is actually hard to pick for me because my favourite animals are monkeys but my favourite type of monkeys which are actually apes is a chimp but I also like the howler monkeys they Just how old if you lived in the Amazon jungle or whatever they live in and they would be your alarm clock
By the way I think I would become a chimp
I got a tripple tie between chimps, gibbons and new world monkeys. i dont know what to do now. sad
As a Dr. Stone enjoyer, I’m more of a “reject monke, embrace modernity” typa fella.