"Hold your spears high, grip your shafts firm, and make thy enemy low and flacid as you thrust forwards...TO VICTORY!" :Sir Dick Johnson, of Longdongia
"It does not matter if we are small, shriveled, and depleted in number, we will still stand erect in the face of the enemy, push hard against them, and finish off the day, for we are hard men, big and small!"- Sir Price
"MEN! For years it has been my honor to fight and live by your side through barren soils, scorching fires, endless winters and legions of Lice....Through it all we have endured, hardened and through our struggle.. our PAIN! We have sowed the seeds that impregnated this infertile land.. and together have birthed our glorious home.. longdongia! But now we face a new enemy, one who would love nothing more take what weve bled for what our fathers died for! and erect dysfunction in our precious Longdongia. Long have i stood before you as a nieghbor, as your friend... but now..i ask you to stand with me to FIGHT! TO DIE!! AS BROTHERS!! AS HARD MEN!! TO ARMS!! CHAAAARGEE!!! - Sir Einreb Neddafcum
“You stand today not simply as men. You stand as brothers, warriors, saviors. You are not soft common folk, you are the body guard of our lord Pixepoo. You are hard men. RAISE YOUR SPEARS! Let your shafts pierce the bodies of the enemy! Let your iron tips strike terror into their hearts! FOR LONGDONGIA!!!!” - General Willy Dickinson
I have a battle speech: Before you go into battle men, remember that a true soldier doesn't fight because he hates what's in front of him, he fights because he loves what's behind him. May God be with you all
“As hard men we are the lords finest, although we come last we come hard as steel ready to deliver the final strokes to our lords enemies” - Sir coconut knight
Apollo man I can’t believe your almost to a million, I’ve watched your content for so many years now I think the first video I ever watched was you on a medieval 2 siege defence where your partner force brought a TON of cavalry for whatever reason and you basically had to fight off all enemies it was an epic battle. Congrats man can’t wait for the 1 million you’ve earned it
I think the influence actually goes up IF THERE IS AN ACTUAL BATTLE. Being that the first fight, wasn't even really a "fight", there was no influence gained. At least that's what I'm thinking.
Men, i speak to you on this great day of battle, the barons unworthy bandit scum mercenaries will cower at the mightiness of our armoured legionaries of the kingdom of longdongia. we will win the day, however many we lose, we may survive the battle with many dead or wounded, but the more likely result, a great victory with thousands of the enemy dead, through our superior tactics of our great general, SIR PIXELATED APOLLO OF LONGDONGIA!! men, CHARGEE!!!
"Forsooth, warriors! Today, we stand on the brink of glory or oblivion! Let us wield our swords with righteous fury, our shields with unwavering resolve! For in this field of strife, we shall carve our legend into the annals of history! Charge forth, my brethren, and let our valor shine brighter than the sun itself!" Sir Kent
The standing army needs a “patrol” command or “garrison” where they just walk the roads of the town and occasionally stand guard at the market or other work sites so they’re not just standing in formation for days until you need them again.
“The battle for Waldbrand was an overwhelming victory, The Hard Men stood firm and erect in the face of the enemy and suffered zero casualties while they penetrated the enemy’s ranks.”
Here, my enemies will find no weakness, no mercy, only the unassailable strenght of my companions. Hard men we are. We fight for longdongia, we fight for the pixelated lord. Sir Truces
"you are the hardest men in eastern Europe! you will not bow to these soft, and small men! you are the Hard men! you must fight for your families" Fight for your comrades! And Fight for Longdongia!!!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!" -Sir Manyinches P.S, Apollo I love your videos and you've gotten me through tough times with family health issues. I know that many before me have informed you of how much you can change a persons life by simply pressing upload. You truly inspire me to learn and grow more. I hope you can reach your goal of one million because you truly deserve it. Thank you.
I know the game isn't even released yet, but imagine the mod possibilities or even updates from devs: 1 Day and night cycle for each month, because people need to sleep, and nights looks cool. Fighting at night is possible, but you need to make sure your troops are ready for it. 2 Armies need provisions taken with them in the field, or have dependable supply lines. They need season appropriate gear. Fighting in summer or winter, until you get standing retinue. 3 Transferring people between villages. 4 Church clergy is assigned from the metropoly, but need local families to work there. 5 All families have names and can over time track their lineage. People inherit land and you have to settle disputes, possibly drawing ire and risking a revolt. After some time certain families become low nobility and you can't just reassign and move them around willy nilly. 6 The region you are sent to develop and conquer is populated by itinerant peoples, who don't just want to give up their land. You can either subjugate them, possibly absorbing some of their customs and technologies, or drive them off. Some are bandits, some are tribes. 7 Sieges and mounted warfare. 8 Like Gord, but not trash.
The Battle for Warbrand was not what I expected. Lord Apollo split the line, creating a gap between The Hard Men, and the mercenaries. Most of the mercenaries went to encircle one group, but we had to deal with two groups. With Sir Sloyd by my side, we refused to give up the line. We knew we had to hold to protect the archers. By the time our friendly militia arrived, we knew we have already won the battle. It was too close for comfort. One of our men almost died... - Captain Morse, War Journal Entry # 1 Battle for Warbrand
@@PixelatedApollo1 nah I think you should just name ur Village back to Apollovile longdongia is a weird name imagine ur viewers watching ur video and then you say longdongia lord have mercy their parents are gonna beat em up for tha
'Charge forth with the power of a thousand warriors, and let the enemy know that we're not just here to 'tip' the scales, but to 'shaft' them into victory!" - Me is Tired
"Even we know the enemies are stronger than us, even we know we would lose the fight. We shall fight and die like a man, DEUS VULT! FOR LONGDONGIA AND SMALLDONGIA." - Sir Godfrey, crusader of Dongia's
You inspire me to make a youtube channel and i've finally decided to make one! I love City Building/Medieval type games and i hope to as sucessful as you!
He bought new city, his brain even got damage by maintaining the first one, most of the storage full, the excessive plank not put to use this guy is a perfect example of marketer so the viewers can play the game at least 5x more efficient even while drunk
@@abhi5504 I'm willing to bet that the devs specifically stated on their steam page that the game has large/full scale tactical battles on the steam page.
@@stevenm2722 ah i see your confusion, they meant large scale as in large scaled maps and terrain, not necessarily large numbers of people in battle. the idea was always being primarily a city builder, with skirmishes with other minor lords over regions
"Hold your spears high, grip your shafts firm, and make thy enemy low and flacid as you thrust forwards...TO VICTORY!"
:Sir Dick Johnson, of Longdongia
"It does not matter if we are small, shriveled, and depleted in number, we will still stand erect in the face of the enemy, push hard against them, and finish off the day, for we are hard men, big and small!"- Sir Price
FOR GLORY
Or even more true: "Today we are going to war, some of you will die and some of us will survive".
I know it might feel embarrassing but Smalldongia just needs some time to reach its potential, it's a grower not a shower like Longdongia
The stone mining village could be called "Rockhardongia"!
"MEN! For years it has been my honor to fight and live by your side through barren soils, scorching fires, endless winters and legions of Lice....Through it all we have endured, hardened and through our struggle.. our PAIN! We have sowed the seeds that impregnated this infertile land.. and together have birthed our glorious home.. longdongia! But now we face a new enemy, one who would love nothing more take what weve bled for what our fathers died for! and erect dysfunction in our precious Longdongia. Long have i stood before you as a nieghbor, as your friend... but now..i ask you to stand with me to FIGHT! TO DIE!! AS BROTHERS!! AS HARD MEN!! TO ARMS!! CHAAAARGEE!!!
- Sir Einreb Neddafcum
They can do it! They can break CA's monopoly on historical battle games!
42:47 "there's the claim, no I don't want your money. It's not about the money, it's about making a content"
The next province Apoll takes should be called "Drakes Duchy"
I think Apollo will blow up again when KCD 2 releases
I appreciate the positivity, and i might grow a little faster when it comes out, but I do not think I will blow up.
Bruh what's that spelling @@PixelatedApollo1
@@nsawatchlistbait289he’s dyslexic
@@PixelatedApollo1 you’re right you’ll be a nuclear explosion
@@PixelatedApollo1growing just like longdongia 😩
"I am honored to be put inside the hard men" -sir beancakes(known to his comrades as katychidavid)
“You stand today not simply as men. You stand as brothers, warriors, saviors. You are not soft common folk, you are the body guard of our lord Pixepoo. You are hard men. RAISE YOUR SPEARS! Let your shafts pierce the bodies of the enemy! Let your iron tips strike terror into their hearts! FOR LONGDONGIA!!!!”
- General Willy Dickinson
I have a battle speech: Before you go into battle men, remember that a true soldier doesn't fight because he hates what's in front of him, he fights because he loves what's behind him. May God be with you all
That is one sick battle speech
@@Griffman08 thanks
They told us that at BMT
@@connorc9537 sorry but what is bmt
@@Not_My_Blood Oh my bad. Basic military training.
"Soft people do not last. Only hard people last. ARE YOU WEAK ? Then stand and fight for Longdongia, for Lord Apollo. "
- Captain Arrow
Soft
Give that beehive some love!!! You spent points on it and then ignored it, very small dong energy of you
“As hard men we are the lords finest, although we come last we come hard as steel ready to deliver the final strokes to our lords enemies” - Sir coconut knight
Apollo man I can’t believe your almost to a million, I’ve watched your content for so many years now I think the first video I ever watched was you on a medieval 2 siege defence where your partner force brought a TON of cavalry for whatever reason and you basically had to fight off all enemies it was an epic battle. Congrats man can’t wait for the 1 million you’ve earned it
“let’s hit the showers.” -Lord Azbag
best battle speech i've ever heard. 10/10, gets the Hard Men ready in anticipation of their firm spear thrusting!
I think the influence actually goes up IF THERE IS AN ACTUAL BATTLE. Being that the first fight, wasn't even really a "fight", there was no influence gained. At least that's what I'm thinking.
Men, i speak to you on this great day of battle, the barons unworthy bandit scum mercenaries will cower at the mightiness of our armoured legionaries of the kingdom of longdongia. we will win the day, however many we lose, we may survive the battle with many dead or wounded, but the more likely result, a great victory with thousands of the enemy dead, through our superior tactics of our great general, SIR PIXELATED APOLLO OF LONGDONGIA!! men, CHARGEE!!!
Hard Dongia... cause it'll be all the Iron and Stone!
spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day RIDE NOW
“Damn the welsh!” -Sir Kyle
It’s a great honor to be among the renowned The Hard Men and fight for Longdongia
"Forsooth, warriors! Today, we stand on the brink of glory or oblivion! Let us wield our swords with righteous fury, our shields with unwavering resolve! For in this field of strife, we shall carve our legend into the annals of history! Charge forth, my brethren, and let our valor shine brighter than the sun itself!"
Sir Kent
Excited more and more with the launch of Manor Lords soon.Thanks for the quality uploads Apollo!
This is such a flashback for me! I remember watching every one of PA's vids on bannerlord when it first came out before I bought it 😅
Can't wait to see what Late Smalldongia will look like !
You should get some men at arms and name them The Long Men.
Also the next town you build should be called Harddongia
More greatness in every episode. For the glory of Longdongia!
The standing army needs a “patrol” command or “garrison” where they just walk the roads of the town and occasionally stand guard at the market or other work sites so they’re not just standing in formation for days until you need them again.
Loving the series Apollo, as entertaining as always!
"No matter how many foes at the gates were HARD MEN like the stones walls of LOGDONGIA!"
- Sir BrendyZ
“The battle for Waldbrand was an overwhelming victory, The Hard Men stood firm and erect in the face of the enemy and suffered zero casualties while they penetrated the enemy’s ranks.”
Here, my enemies will find no weakness, no mercy, only the unassailable strenght of my companions. Hard men we are. We fight for longdongia, we fight for the pixelated lord.
Sir Truces
Apollo you should go into your characters pov like you did in an early battle it would be awesome to see what the streets of longdongia look like
This, 1st person is what sets the game apart
"you are the hardest men in eastern Europe! you will not bow to these soft, and small men! you are the Hard men! you must fight for your families" Fight for your comrades! And Fight for Longdongia!!!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!"
-Sir Manyinches
P.S, Apollo I love your videos and you've gotten me through tough times with family health issues. I know that many before me have informed you of how much you can change a persons life by simply pressing upload. You truly inspire me to learn and grow more. I hope you can reach your goal of one million because you truly deserve it. Thank you.
20:28 "it's ok we just gotta work with what we got"... hahaha hidden small dong joke
good job with the name 😄
I know the game isn't even released yet, but imagine the mod possibilities or even updates from devs:
1 Day and night cycle for each month, because people need to sleep, and nights looks cool. Fighting at night is possible, but you need to make sure your troops are ready for it.
2 Armies need provisions taken with them in the field, or have dependable supply lines. They need season appropriate gear. Fighting in summer or winter, until you get standing retinue.
3 Transferring people between villages.
4 Church clergy is assigned from the metropoly, but need local families to work there.
5 All families have names and can over time track their lineage. People inherit land and you have to settle disputes, possibly drawing ire and risking a revolt. After some time certain families become low nobility and you can't just reassign and move them around willy nilly.
6 The region you are sent to develop and conquer is populated by itinerant peoples, who don't just want to give up their land. You can either subjugate them, possibly absorbing some of their customs and technologies, or drive them off. Some are bandits, some are tribes.
7 Sieges and mounted warfare.
8 Like Gord, but not trash.
The Battle for Warbrand was not what I expected. Lord Apollo split the line, creating a gap between The Hard Men, and the mercenaries. Most of the mercenaries went to encircle one group, but we had to deal with two groups. With Sir Sloyd by my side, we refused to give up the line. We knew we had to hold to protect the archers. By the time our friendly militia arrived, we knew we have already won the battle.
It was too close for comfort. One of our men almost died...
- Captain Morse,
War Journal Entry # 1
Battle for Warbrand
LOL THE BOTS THOUGH
Sorry about the bots apollo
yeah, youtube is never going to fix it
@@PixelatedApollo1 nah I think you should just name ur Village back to Apollovile longdongia is a weird name imagine ur viewers watching ur video and then you say longdongia lord have mercy their parents are gonna beat em up for tha
why is your comments infested with bots
They are not bots, I'm 100% Shure that those womens are real and want to fuck with all the people in the comment section
Apollo has clearly been watching Boromirs Only Fans
Thats what a bot would say... GET HIM!!!
Welcome to TH-cam
is it? na bro
I dont want you to fight for me. i dont care if you fight for money or for family. AS LONG AS YOU FIGHT
We rise, we do not waiver, we do not give!! We stand firm, we stand strong, for we are the Hard Men!!
Sir Alexander
'Massive Battle' where you don't lose a man. These battles are trivial and will detract from what the game could be.
Down-on-Dongia for the new minig village.... As in digging down for the mines.... A long shot but there's definitely a pun in there
'Charge forth with the power of a thousand warriors, and let the enemy know that we're not just here to 'tip' the scales, but to 'shaft' them into victory!"
- Me is Tired
Battle them Apollo!!!!
Thx for putting me in ur retinue u wont be dissapointed ! sir dongus
Im hooked on this game. You have sold me apollo
We need a mining village called Vaginavile!!!
Middongia is the third town. Mining Middongia, named in honor of a great Knight of Old, Sir Richard Middong
"Even we know the enemies are stronger than us, even we know we would lose the fight. We shall fight and die like a man, DEUS VULT! FOR LONGDONGIA AND SMALLDONGIA." - Sir Godfrey, crusader of Dongia's
Grip your spear by the shaft, cry havoc and let slip your dongs of war! - Sir Longus Dongus.
The hard men shall win in plumpy land.
A mining and military outpost called strongdongia 🎉😂
Don't forget about the honey you can produce in Longdongia, anyway great video as always
Love this series Apollo keep up the great work can’t wait for the next episode
Should call the Mining settlement “Heavydongia”
The third village should be called "DeepDongia" cause your going deep in those mines
You inspire me to make a youtube channel and i've finally decided to make one! I love City Building/Medieval type games and i hope to as sucessful as you!
Best of luck!
@@zinoneus3733 Thank you :3
Apollo all the provinces should be under The Biggus Empire or Kingdom depending on which one you like more.
Great episode Apollo. Look forward to the next. And the rise...of Smalldongia.(a giggidy)
Next town should be beautybeaverville.. surely you can't have a longdongia without a beautiful beaver - vile
Pixie, Love the replays man. Been binging this and the Live replay. This Game just looks Awesome
Manor Lords will need mods to make fighting better because yeah
You should honestly make the next city after smalldongia named HardDongia
He bought new city, his brain even got damage by maintaining the first one, most of the storage full, the excessive plank not put to use this guy is a perfect example of marketer so the viewers can play the game at least 5x more efficient even while drunk
'DongusVille' for your third village
Would have liked some 3rd person walkthroughs through the village to appreciate the scale as a normal human!
We shall not lose we shall conquer, fight for your home and king show them your bravery and strength because we are the hard men.
Lord Sven
Our spears are long how soft we are we will remain strong. We are the Hardman.
Sir . Prince
Apollo. You gotta make the walls around the manor. It'll give longdongia the Skalitz vibe since kcd 2 is near.
would be cool if longdongia was able to have a proper castle......... let them hard, tall walls, keep the enemies weeping
Petition for the new territory to be named Averagedongia ✏️
The next area should be “Rawdongia”
For raw materials
this is not what I had in mind when the game advertised itself as having large-scale tactical battles.
it never said that. the dev explicitly said there would be battles but thats not the main focus
@@abhi5504 I'm willing to bet that the devs specifically stated on their steam page that the game has large/full scale tactical battles on the steam page.
@@stevenm2722 ah i see your confusion, they meant large scale as in large scaled maps and terrain, not necessarily large numbers of people in battle. the idea was always being primarily a city builder, with skirmishes with other minor lords over regions
New city name: Knobjobbia
I made it! I'm honored to be your retinue Apollo... 😌
This is so fun to watch
All hail small dongia!!! All hail longdongia!!! All hail the Dongia!!!
Apollo you had 36 retinue before the battle and you finished it with 35 so we unfortunately lost a soul.
Sir Falafel is lookin good 😎
Would a mining town be called “steeldongia” or “dongs of steel”
Namesuggestion: Spitzdongia :D
Just wondering how many gigs the whole game will be when released ,as I see the demo is about 11gb
Call the new village Brickdongia😂😂
you should make a military village and name it Drakeville
"Yo cuh wouldnt it be funny if we jumped those guys over there"
-Sir NotATimeTraveler of Nowhereiswear
YESS, YESS MORE CONTENT FOR ME TO CONSUME
Will walls or defensive ortifications ever be added?
Hey man I love shit like this. Big fan of your channel love this game and the series bro
Need a road between longdongia and smalldongia to speed up troop movements, lesson 101 from the romans which is true even in modern warfare
Manor lords castle 🏰 expansions hopefully 🤞
bro,
archers behind the infantry and keep the spear men in front of infantry.
do yall know how much mannordlords is going to be
How much will manor lord be on steam?
Good question
Still haven't got anyone working the Beehives.
Looks like a really good game
Deepdongia for the mining village!!!
When will you start expanding you own manor ?