I cannot believe a kid almost got away with nicking a baby penguin. I can image 20 years form now that the kid now a grown adult takes his kids to the zoo and sees the baby penguin now a full grown one glaring daggers at him and giving him the cut throat gesture with it's right flipper XD
Every guy ever: Same hair? Check. Same clothes? Check. Just got to check her shoes. Oh, they're not the exact same pair she walked out with this morning. My mistake.
It's an understandable mistake to make for the type of people who don't look down while walking. He was probably one of them thus didn't see the shoes then. Since the manager mentioned them, he must be the type to look down while walking without knowing there are others who don't do that.
I did this kinda, work for 1 company but flipped between 3 stores open one and close another kind of deal. This guy was buying fish stuff in the am and I told him that another story will have what he is looking for. So he goes to that store and I forgot about him and said welcome to x. He looked like he saw a ghost and yelled do you just live at company x?
@@fishlady7930 I mean, if working there makes you happy then go for if. If it doesn't, you can always steal the teleporter, sell it on the black market and be rich.
I have a similar story to the penguin one... A friend of my sister-in-law was at the zoo with her son when he suddenly went missing. He came back before there was enough time to panic, but his backpack was wet and he wouldn't explain why or how. When they got home he shut himself in the bathroom, and the mother opened the door to find the bathtub filled with water and a small penguin inside. ...how many kids stealing penguins are there out there?
Im so sad that all zoos I visited as a kid had penguins only in very contained areas, behind walls and glass and stuff, so its probably impossible for a small kid to randomly steal a penguin. Would definitely have tried! xD
Did the penguin thief happen to have a teacher who had a son whose TH-cam username was Hamish Stewart, one Hamish who also commented on this exact same Rslash video?
....I can't really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public. This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different. Spot the difference?
@@slevinchannel7589 you're right...it's not normal to slap a stranger on the ass. Public doesn't matter. If your trying to say it's abnormal to play with your significant other in public, I don't think thats true. It is definitely something normal people do.
Here in Ireland a group of lads stole a few penguins from Dublin zoo during the night and released them on O'Connell street in Dublin. Very confused people on their way to work called in seeing penguins walking around the city centre.
Twins must have a hard time with that a lot because it is hard to work into a conversation. Especially when your just trying to live separate lives. I know some twins and they never lead with that but I understand why.
My cousins are fraternal twins but they look basically identical, and they have been sporting drastically different haircuts since they were like five years old to avoid that lol
@@lampguy9084 that's legal,oh wait south america nvm thought it's the balkans because every day i wake up i at least commit 3 war crimes in the morning
Id like to think the guy from the very last story thought he was dreaming or in a videogame where every store clerk is the same model 😂 Either that or he thought the girl could teleport
I had two identical twins in my class and they would actually go out of their way to make sure that people couldn't tell them apart. They frequently swapped classes with each other in high school, even though they were both taking different foreign language classes. Also, in my psychology class in senior year, we had both of them. It took the teacher a solid week to realize that she had both twins in the same period.
My grandfather (over 65 at the time) had a kind of similar experience to one of these stories. He was in the hospital for a checkup appointment and answering questions for the NP who was filling out forms. She asked him if he did drugs, but he misheard her and thought she asked if he drove, so he answered "yes". She was shocked and asked "really?", and he answered "yeah, all the time". Fortunately his wife was with him and had heard correctly so she said "[NAME] you do not do drugs!".
I cant really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public. This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different. Spot the difference, i hope?
Oh wow the kids party one 😂 it reminds me of what happened to a friend of my sister. He was having trouble finding our house and went to the wrong house, which wasn't a house with kids, but a BROTHEL.
The penguin story sounds very similar to a story my mother used to tell from the school she used to teach in, except the kid actually managed to take it home and put it in the bathtub.
My dad and uncle are twins. They both worked at bouncers at bars a few blocks away from eachother. They loved it when they got to kick someone out, walkie-talkie over an update, and look at the expression on the person's face when they get denied entry by "the same guy" that just kicked them out of the other bar
That last story reminds me of the restaurant/gas station down the street. There is this teenage kid who is there working every single day, every time I go in there. I was a little worried about how many hours this kid who should still be in high school was working until one day there were two of them there at the same time. AH HA!
I always thought penguins were adorable, and would make sweet pets. Had no idea it was so easy to get one! Will you please excuse me? I think I might like to go visit the zoo this afternoon!
You are reminding me a lot of a book I read a few times as a kid. For a 1950's-ish kid's book, Mr. Popper's Penguins gives a pretty believable idea of what it would be like to take care of a family of penguins in an American family home. In short: baby-proofing, lots of small objects collected in the refrigerator (and no room for food), wearing your winter clothes everywhere, and lots of your budget goes toward small whole fish. They are very friendly and endearing, but keeping just one will make him lonely.
15:46 this has the be the best story from this video. It’s straight up hilarious “ how many jobs do you have” haha imagine just seeing the same person at 4 different locations as an employee
I love the twin story. There were three sets of twins in my year at school - two fraternal, one identical. When we graduated our yearbook had a lookalikes page and evidently the yearbook committee had been sitting on this joke for at least a year because the identical twins were pictured as lookalikes of each other
When I was in high school I called a friend's home. A woman answered and started awkwardly asking me who I am and why I want to talk to him. Turned out it was a wrong number, and she had a 3yr old son with the same name as my friend. We had a laugh
That reminded me of something I oops on about 12yrs ago...me my bf at the time went to visit a friend of ours for their bday (we had cake and balloons too) we got to the apartment complex and kinda forgot which floor they were on. So we went to the 1st floor with the apt number we had remembered...and lo and behold a 6yr old little boy answered the door...looked so excited that 2 strangers just randomly brought cake and balloons. We both froze and said so sorry wrong apartment. And when we quickly left I could hear the boy asking his mom "so it's not my extra birthday?" Ooooo I felt so bad 😳
The penguin story was unambiguously done 100% on purpose, did this video used to be titled "accidentally"? Because if so, that means we can actually shame him into telling the truth and not lying for clickbait, good. It makes the channel look more presentable.
The one about mistaken identity, my dad did the same thing when my parents were dating, except he didn't playfully insult her. The woman looked almost exactly like my mom, like twins. The woman was about to mace him until mom walked up and was equally shocked at the resemblance. Weird part was, she panicked hardcore, drop the item she was holding and ran. Still have no clue. For a few years, people walked up to my mom saying a different name which was almost like my mom's name. (Like: Sandra and Andrea, but more closer.)
When I was in South Africa some little shits were throwing rocks at the penguins at Boulder Beach. Let’s just say they found out penguins have teeth the hard way.
@@ramanavr2344 they have some sort of "teeth", I know, I was bitten by one in the zoo, when I was teaching my kids to not pet the penguins. They was behind a knee high stone wall, that kids could reach over. But didn't realize, that a penguin was standing in my blind spot, right next to my hand. Whack, and I was bleading.
@@ramanavr2344 Penguins don't have teeth like we do, but they have little spikes inside their mouth and or their tongue to help them swallow fish. You can google it if you want
@@ramanavr2344 Boulder beach is a beach with loads of massive rocky boulders, and penguins also live there, so the people and penguins would be in the water together
Well, from my experience, doctors will underestimate the pain you say you're in and knock it down a couple notches so it's in your best interest to exaggerate your pain 🤣the only time I've ever been treated like I wasn't lying about my level of pain was when I had six broken ribs, a broken back, a broken sternum, and internal bleeding. They couldn't pretend that it didn't hurt lmao
the toddler in the shoping cart thing...i'm pretty sure this happened to me, as the toddler. Not sure but I have a very very foggy memory of some random lady pushing my cart
I cracked up laughing at the sheer absurdity of a penguin in a duffel bag. Just why and how did a kid have a duffel bag and how did no one see him do it?
The same odds that of me being set up on a blind date by my friends but missed it because a guy matching the description was there so I went with him instead. Accidentally of course. We even had *_pAsSiOnAteLy hUgGiNG_* all night. Then come to find out he’s a senior in university whilst I am a freshman in highschool. I never saw him again. Shame
The twin story reminded me of my cousin. She has the exact same name as a famous singer/pop star. Back when this happened she worked with hr in a fairly big company. She was selected to go to India to teach a team of coworkers in their India division. Later when she was back home she got a phone call from the Indian team who was so impressed with her. How she managed to have a successful office career and be a postar. How humbled they were by her and so on. She was so confused about what they were talking about and did not know how to respond. Eventually asked why they thought she was a popstar. Turns out they had gone searching for her on Facebook and the first one showing was the singer. As both were blonde and had the same name they were certain that they had been visited and knew a star.
The first story reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Peggy took her class on a field trip down to Mexico, and ended up bringing back a native girl, despite the fact that the girl kept on telling Peggy she lived in Mexico.
The story of the mom grabbing the wrong cart kinda reminded me of something I did when I was little. We went to the mall after church my mom was wearing a red dress. As we were leaving the mall I noticed my mom was walking in a different direction so I ran up to her thinking it was my mom grabbing her dress and saying wait for me. And then I heard my mom call out my name. I looked up and lady was a blonde. I was in complete shock. You could say I was red with complete embarrassment. I apologize and ran to my mom and my older brother. I've never made that mistake again. It was all good the blond lady told me I wasn't her mother after I took notice.
You've probably heard the old gag about a girl grabbing your hand in a shop....well. I has been going out with this girl for about a month...she's tall ( BONUS! I'm 6 ft 3" ! ). She's got long dark hair, gorgeous blues eyes you could drown in...and the kind of figure that pretty near any woman would KILL for. So I'm in a furniture stored looking for some bits and pieces, as I'm strolling around getting ideas I see a 'demo' going on in the bedding section so wander over to take a look. I'm standing there when a hand grabs mine and a very sultry voice says...'Oh...can't you just see us snuggled up together in that bed' ! I turn...it's my GF...at least...I THOUGHT it was. Same hair...same eyes...same killer figure. Then I'm thinking what the hell is she doing here? She's SUPPOSED to be in Edinburgh ! The girl turned to look at me and nearly screamed as she yanked her hand away from mine. Then we heard hysterical laughter from behind us...we both turned...there's another guy...same kind of build as me...almost exactly the same height as me. It's her BF! Somehow the subject of my GF having an IDENTICAL twin just never came up.
I think it's awesome that another kid snitched on the kid who stole the penguin because penguins are very violent in certain cases. If you didn't know, a penguin can have a peck/bite strong enough to cause Cuts deep enough that needs 32 stitches. One of my family members worked at a zoo and during the feeding of the Penguins he got bit really bad by an emperor penguin. He indeed needed 32 stitches
The baby story reminds me of a time I was at walmart and almost accidentally stole someone's purse. I had an empty cart and stopped by the vending machines to get a soda. It was out of order so I just turned around and grabbed my cart and started to walk away when I felt this tug on the cart and an "excuse me!" I turn to see this woman giving me a deathglare only to look down and see her purse was in the cart and I had grabbed the wrong one. I apologized profusely but she didn't say anything and just stared daggers. Probably looked like I was trying to steal her purse but I'm not nearly smooth enough to try something like that. Still embarrasses me thinking theres some woman out there that thinks I'm a theif over an accident.
I walked into the wrong party last month. I was in Daytona for a friend's funeral and a few hours after headed to his wife's house. It was dark by then and the addresses were really confusing. I saw a house with a lot of cars, so I stopped there and walked inside. I grabbed a beer in the fridge and then saw no one there that I recognized. People were dressed like they were in a gala, while I was dressed business casual. I don't know if they noticed me or not, but I dipped out and took the beer with me. My friend's house was a few more houses down.
Can you imagine how it was like to the guy that saw the same person at several different working places? It reminds me of the whole shifting realities thingy. If I were in his shoes, I'd be tripping and terrified.
Alright...let's not kid ourselves here: y'all thought about the "Penguins of Madagascar" when you saw that title. Go on, admit it... No...? Just me...? ...Meh.
Actually, about that prank call story Rslash mentioned, we were told as kids that if someone does prank call your house, just say "Yeh, one sec" walk around a bit, and by the time you get anywhere, they will have hung up, because 1. If they were just kids, they will panic, and hopefully learn a lesson, or 2. they were (back in the day anyway) robbers checking for empty houses, and if you say someone's home, they will just move on to the next house. This happened to me when I was a kid, literally someone pranked called my house, I said "yeh one sec" and walked about 10 steps from my living room to the kitchen, by the time I put the phone to my ear to check if they were there, all I heard was the "call ended" sound on the line. Works like a charm, and we were never prank called again.
As a identical twin the confrontations of other people thinking your the other twin happens so often it's kinda a common occurrence. Eventually if people start talking to me and say something that I don't remember I always start off by saying if they knew my twin and they would say. "Oh he has a twin?" So it does happen... one of the better story's is once I was going to my brothers work to ask him about something and asked the lady in the front to call for him and when she saw me and learned of my request (she rolled her eyes, thinking that my brother was pulling a prank on her) and when my brother turned the corner the look on her face was priceless.
So the twin story was hilarious and I need to tell this. I used to work at a chicken restaurant in Canada, this lady came in and ordered her food she got it and left. Not even 15 minutes later the "same" lady came back in and I asked her if something was wrong with her meal. Nope, turns out she had just gotten off work and her twin sister decided to grab them.a meal, not say anything to her and the other twin came in to do the same.
i think that i it is funney that every time that you say something like "for those of you who are listining not watching..." i just run back to my comp
“It was pasta, not drugs”. Story time: I went to visit a friend who, after finding out i can’t eat gluten, bought me a ton of gluten free foods. We couldn’t eat most of it in the time I was there so I got sent home with a loaf of bread and three bags of spaghetti. Well apparently those bags looked like drugs on the TSA scanner (airport security for those not in the states) and they had to search my bag. The TSA agent pulled out two of the three bags, held them up and yelled to his partner “it’s just pasta!” It was hilarious and mortifying at the same time. He repacked it and me and my spaghetti safely made it home.
The penguin story: 1. "Eat it before it melts" - a penguin is a type of chocolate biscuit in the UK. They are individually wrapped, pretty common in a packed lunch or snack. 2. Edinburgh zoo has a 'penguin parade' in the early afternoon every day. Penguins literally follow a route through the zoo towards their lunch. IIRC, some prefer to just wander around the zoo most of the time. I don't know if any other zoo also does this, but there's a lot of 'why...?' questions. I can see how this happened, although he must have found a really tiny penguin! Naturally & in captivity penguins never developed a fear of man. (If you've never seen March of the Penguins, they're pretty amazing animals & that's an excellent film.)
"they have different shoes on" does... anyone really pay that much attention to what shoes someone is wearing in the day to day? i definitely don't lol.
I cannot believe a kid almost got away with nicking a baby penguin. I can image 20 years form now that the kid now a grown adult takes his kids to the zoo and sees the baby penguin now a full grown one glaring daggers at him and giving him the cut throat gesture with it's right flipper XD
😂
Bruh!😂😂
This has to be the origin story of one of the Madagascar penguins
@@SporkSlayer Private 100%. That penguin has seen something.
Kowalski?
Kowalski!?
Every guy ever: Same hair? Check. Same clothes? Check. Just got to check her shoes. Oh, they're not the exact same pair she walked out with this morning. My mistake.
"I mean seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes??" - Red
I don’t get it
@@92jwiener Especially when you’re looking backwards
He really didn't look at the shoes,if his gf was wearing sandles and she was wearing boots it would be fine,not similar everything else,easy mistake
It's an understandable mistake to make for the type of people who don't look down while walking. He was probably one of them thus didn't see the shoes then.
Since the manager mentioned them, he must be the type to look down while walking without knowing there are others who don't do that.
"No officer! Its not what you think! I kidnapped that child by accident!"
Gives me "i drop kicked that child as self defence officer" vibes
Fellow Techno fan?
Techno fan!
Must be one of us
Lol yes I do drugs. Omg nurse think about it
Blood for the Blood God!
Imagine seeing the "same person", at 4 different jobs, in a single day. That'd be weird.
glitch in the matrix
I did this kinda, work for 1 company but flipped between 3 stores open one and close another kind of deal. This guy was buying fish stuff in the am and I told him that another story will have what he is looking for. So he goes to that store and I forgot about him and said welcome to x. He looked like he saw a ghost and yelled do you just live at company x?
@@fishlady7930 Well, do you?
@@Fruity_Punk I have a teleporter in the back to go between each store. But seriously and sadly yes I just spend more time at work then anywhere else.
@@fishlady7930 I mean, if working there makes you happy then go for if. If it doesn't, you can always steal the teleporter, sell it on the black market and be rich.
I have a similar story to the penguin one...
A friend of my sister-in-law was at the zoo with her son when he suddenly went missing. He came back before there was enough time to panic, but his backpack was wet and he wouldn't explain why or how.
When they got home he shut himself in the bathroom, and the mother opened the door to find the bathtub filled with water and a small penguin inside.
...how many kids stealing penguins are there out there?
Im so sad that all zoos I visited as a kid had penguins only in very contained areas, behind walls and glass and stuff, so its probably impossible for a small kid to randomly steal a penguin. Would definitely have tried! xD
Did the penguin thief happen to have a teacher who had a son whose TH-cam username was Hamish Stewart, one Hamish who also commented on this exact same Rslash video?
I cracked up laughing with the "How many jobs do you have?!!" xDD
I DID TOO, OMG! XD
Same.
kinda reminds me of larry from gumball lol
i would've said "i work at every store on this block"
7 how about you?
Bet that last dude thought he was in a horror movie or there was a glitch in the matrix
....I can't really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public.
This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different.
Spot the difference?
@@slevinchannel7589 you're right...it's not normal to slap a stranger on the ass. Public doesn't matter.
If your trying to say it's abnormal to play with your significant other in public, I don't think thats true. It is definitely something normal people do.
Lmao, the lady going "Can I help you??" after being slapped and called a fucknugget just made me snort my hazelnut milk... XD
A fancy person I see
I’m playing
Hahaha yeah my reaction would have been a lot less pleasant. I have a black belt in taekwondo so they would have at least gotten a kick in the shins
My reaction would be to just blindly shoot my gun behind me
I would have turned and punched whoever did that and then watch as my very protective husband take a turn.
Here in Ireland a group of lads stole a few penguins from Dublin zoo during the night and released them on O'Connell street in Dublin. Very confused people on their way to work called in seeing penguins walking around the city centre.
Ye someone young adults stole some penguins from a aquarium in Norway too... most of them didn't survive though.....
@@nameinprogress5962 That’s so terrible 😭😭😭
@@RomanianRebecca ye.... I know
As a wise man said
"Noot noot."
@Burger Cat noot again*
I'm so so sorry
Twins must have a hard time with that a lot because it is hard to work into a conversation. Especially when your just trying to live separate lives. I know some twins and they never lead with that but I understand why.
My cousins are fraternal twins but they look basically identical, and they have been sporting drastically different haircuts since they were like five years old to avoid that lol
Oml- I just woke up and...
I KIDNAPPED A BABY OOPS
Oops I just committed several war crimes agenst the native populations of South America. Oops
Saaame
@@lampguy9084 that's legal,oh wait south america nvm thought it's the balkans
because every day i wake up i at least commit 3 war crimes in the morning
@@lampguy9084 omg you too??? whats the odds of that
'Bout your name, me to. Get me a puppy or a kitty
NOW DAD, GET ME A F---ING PUPPY
the part where 2 twins had 2 jobs right at the end makes me think he probably thinks she was stalking him
By working though? I don't think anybody would get multiple jobs at the off chance they'd run into the same shopper lol
Ok... but grammar though, Hidden Squid?
Squid-Lord?
Id like to think the guy from the very last story thought he was dreaming or in a videogame where every store clerk is the same model 😂 Either that or he thought the girl could teleport
I had two identical twins in my class and they would actually go out of their way to make sure that people couldn't tell them apart. They frequently swapped classes with each other in high school, even though they were both taking different foreign language classes. Also, in my psychology class in senior year, we had both of them. It took the teacher a solid week to realize that she had both twins in the same period.
that's funny af
i crown them the troll queens or kings
@@fitmotheyap That's pretty much what they were. Kings btw.
That's the dream!!
That reminds me of some characters from ouran host club a little bit
Honestly, if I had an identical twin, I would do the same thing. The possibilities are endless.
These might be some of the best r/TIFU stories I’ve heard in awhile
My grandfather (over 65 at the time) had a kind of similar experience to one of these stories. He was in the hospital for a checkup appointment and answering questions for the NP who was filling out forms. She asked him if he did drugs, but he misheard her and thought she asked if he drove, so he answered "yes". She was shocked and asked "really?", and he answered "yeah, all the time". Fortunately his wife was with him and had heard correctly so she said "[NAME] you do not do drugs!".
Lol if my bf had to pick me out of a lineup based on nothing but my shoes, I highly doubt he’d be able to
For real! That clerk wouldn't have been able to either
Yup. I'm a guy. Shoes are one of the last things I pay attention to in a person.
I cant really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public.
This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different.
Spot the difference, i hope?
The best part of waking up, is Rslash in your cuuuup~♪
Bukkake much?
Anyone else get excited when rslash tells his own story?
Meeeee
Omg yes, I haven't watched the entire video but just seeing this comment got me excited.
Oh wow the kids party one 😂 it reminds me of what happened to a friend of my sister. He was having trouble finding our house and went to the wrong house, which wasn't a house with kids, but a BROTHEL.
Imagine if the child actually started eating the penguin
R/cursedcomments
c o n s u m e
A penguin is (also) a common type of chocolate biscuit in the UK.
*V O R E*
He probably tried that's why it was confused
The "How many jobs do you have?" twins should each volunteer or pretend to work at random places the guy goes to and slowly break his mind.
I spat out my water when I read the title... I am now getting new clothes.
6:32 I can't help but imagine that "Buenos Dias Mandy" meme playing out IRL right here XD.
(If you don't know what that is, it's this video: th-cam.com/video/SVQHGXHgS_E/w-d-xo.html)
The penguin story sounds very similar to a story my mother used to tell from the school she used to teach in, except the kid actually managed to take it home and put it in the bathtub.
Did your mom happen to teach the son of the friend of the SIL of fellow commenter and TH-cam user "Silver Ally"?
My dad and uncle are twins. They both worked at bouncers at bars a few blocks away from eachother.
They loved it when they got to kick someone out, walkie-talkie over an update, and look at the expression on the person's face when they get denied entry by "the same guy" that just kicked them out of the other bar
That last story reminds me of the restaurant/gas station down the street. There is this teenage kid who is there working every single day, every time I go in there. I was a little worried about how many hours this kid who should still be in high school was working until one day there were two of them there at the same time. AH HA!
That kid stealing the penguin story is an urban legend.
R/slash talking about his prank call reminds me of the time i prank called a random number that turned out to be my moms work
Hearing rslash laughing to himself like that is satisfying.
It is to me at least.
I always thought penguins were adorable, and would make sweet pets. Had no idea it was so easy to get one! Will you please excuse me? I think I might like to go visit the zoo this afternoon!
Mind if i join? xD
You are reminding me a lot of a book I read a few times as a kid.
For a 1950's-ish kid's book, Mr. Popper's Penguins gives a pretty believable idea of what it would be like to take care of a family of penguins in an American family home.
In short: baby-proofing, lots of small objects collected in the refrigerator (and no room for food), wearing your winter clothes everywhere, and lots of your budget goes toward small whole fish. They are very friendly and endearing, but keeping just one will make him lonely.
The kidney stone story was so funny and awesome. I’m for sure they needed that laugh. 😂
15:46 this has the be the best story from this video. It’s straight up hilarious “ how many jobs do you have” haha imagine just seeing the same person at 4 different locations as an employee
Somewhere, there are twin sisters that are Karens.
Holy jesus, why did I just imagine seeing karens doing a fusion thing and then becoming a mega karen!?
I need to go to sleep.
I love the twin story. There were three sets of twins in my year at school - two fraternal, one identical. When we graduated our yearbook had a lookalikes page and evidently the yearbook committee had been sitting on this joke for at least a year because the identical twins were pictured as lookalikes of each other
When I was in high school I called a friend's home. A woman answered and started awkwardly asking me who I am and why I want to talk to him. Turned out it was a wrong number, and she had a 3yr old son with the same name as my friend. We had a laugh
She probably thought her child was boss baby
That reminded me of something I oops on about 12yrs ago...me my bf at the time went to visit a friend of ours for their bday (we had cake and balloons too) we got to the apartment complex and kinda forgot which floor they were on. So we went to the 1st floor with the apt number we had remembered...and lo and behold a 6yr old little boy answered the door...looked so excited that 2 strangers just randomly brought cake and balloons. We both froze and said so sorry wrong apartment. And when we quickly left I could hear the boy asking his mom "so it's not my extra birthday?" Ooooo I felt so bad 😳
Man I would have loved to hold a penguin in a bag as a kid.
r/TIFU is my favorite. And r/entitledparents. And r/AITA.
I like entitled an aita but I don't like tifu because I cringe alot
I'm personally a prorevenge kinda guy
I love r/TIFU and my fav is r/AITA
My favorite is murdered by words
@@Supernova-270 that's the point for me - knowing other people do as (or more) cringe things than I do. 😅
Where are the RSlash Baby Bloopers!? I need them in my life!
How tf do u accidently kidnap a penguin?😭😭
I dont think it was an accident lol
It wasn't an accident lol
The penguin story was unambiguously done 100% on purpose, did this video used to be titled "accidentally"? Because if so, that means we can actually shame him into telling the truth and not lying for clickbait, good. It makes the channel look more presentable.
“There are no accidents”
@@Wendy_O._Koopa Hi there :) Nope, that's just my dumbass reading things wrong. Hope that clears things up
Imagine looking at someone who looks *exactly* like your girlfriend from behind and going “I better look at her shoes *just* to be sure.”
The one about mistaken identity, my dad did the same thing when my parents were dating, except he didn't playfully insult her. The woman looked almost exactly like my mom, like twins. The woman was about to mace him until mom walked up and was equally shocked at the resemblance. Weird part was, she panicked hardcore, drop the item she was holding and ran. Still have no clue. For a few years, people walked up to my mom saying a different name which was almost like my mom's name. (Like: Sandra and Andrea, but more closer.)
I tack at a barn sometimes and this is what helps pass time as I wait for the lessons! Thank you as always!!
When I was in South Africa some little shits were throwing rocks at the penguins at Boulder Beach. Let’s just say they found out penguins have teeth the hard way.
Is this true? I lost a couple brain cells from reading this
@@ramanavr2344 they have some sort of "teeth", I know, I was bitten by one in the zoo, when I was teaching my kids to not pet the penguins.
They was behind a knee high stone wall, that kids could reach over.
But didn't realize, that a penguin was standing in my blind spot, right next to my hand.
Whack, and I was bleading.
@@ramanavr2344 Penguins don't have teeth like we do, but they have little spikes inside their mouth and or their tongue to help them swallow fish. You can google it if you want
@@ramanavr2344 ye
@@ramanavr2344 Boulder beach is a beach with loads of massive rocky boulders, and penguins also live there, so the people and penguins would be in the water together
If the pain is a 10, you’re unconscious. This sounds more like a 9.
...These go to eleven.
Well, from my experience, doctors will underestimate the pain you say you're in and knock it down a couple notches so it's in your best interest to exaggerate your pain 🤣the only time I've ever been treated like I wasn't lying about my level of pain was when I had six broken ribs, a broken back, a broken sternum, and internal bleeding. They couldn't pretend that it didn't hurt lmao
@@k3upikachu Are you a POC or female, because there have been studies showing that doctors are less likely to believe women and POC
the toddler in the shoping cart thing...i'm pretty sure this happened to me, as the toddler. Not sure but I have a very very foggy memory of some random lady pushing my cart
On this episode of rSlash, we see a future movie in the making:
Mr. Poppers Penguins; The Prequel
Daily dose of rslash and tea!
I FORGOT TO MAKE TEA OMG
@@DeathProductions200 that’s why I drink water, and soda
@@lampguy9084 i drink tea and water. And the occasional sweet drink of any sort, (juice soda, anything really sweetened)
I cracked up laughing at the sheer absurdity of a penguin in a duffel bag. Just why and how did a kid have a duffel bag and how did no one see him do it?
OMG what is the odds that somebody would go to a house that's name is Steph at both parties?
The same odds that of me being set up on a blind date by my friends but missed it because a guy matching the description was there so I went with him instead. Accidentally of course. We even had *_pAsSiOnAteLy hUgGiNG_* all night. Then come to find out he’s a senior in university whilst I am a freshman in highschool. I never saw him again. Shame
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 That’s really gross, you cant consent at that age
@@RomanianRebecca Oh Blah blah blah! You call it gross I call it hot 🥰 because he was just perfect 😍 heheh #NoRegrets
I do miss him though
Rslash back at it again w/ the no-context titles
That last part did it for me today lmao 😂❤️
3:58 ah kidney stones. I was literally stuck on the toilet for an hour when I got hit with pain that bad from a kidney stone. Genetic for me *yay*
The twin story reminded me of my cousin. She has the exact same name as a famous singer/pop star. Back when this happened she worked with hr in a fairly big company. She was selected to go to India to teach a team of coworkers in their India division. Later when she was back home she got a phone call from the Indian team who was so impressed with her. How she managed to have a successful office career and be a postar. How humbled they were by her and so on. She was so confused about what they were talking about and did not know how to respond. Eventually asked why they thought she was a popstar. Turns out they had gone searching for her on Facebook and the first one showing was the singer. As both were blonde and had the same name they were certain that they had been visited and knew a star.
"Who's kid is this? 🤔😱 I guess I'm going to jail.."
That Kid Wanted a Penguin, that Penguin Was so probably so confused
The first story reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Peggy took her class on a field trip down to Mexico, and ended up bringing back a native girl, despite the fact that the girl kept on telling Peggy she lived in Mexico.
Penne mule lol being a Spanish speaker first this joke take a totally different level for me 😂
Have you all never heard about how we always steal penguins when we go on school trips in England 😂😂😂
We have not....is there somewhere i can read more about this?🤣🤣🤣
@@CrystalRuizEnriquez I was joking we don't really steal penguins 😂😂 I wish we did though I'd love a pet penguin 😂
@@samuelrussell7003 🤣🤣🤣 hey, for all I knew, it really was easy to steal a penguin
@@CrystalRuizEnriquez yeah I might take my nephew to the zoo and just stick one in his bag 😂😂😂
@@samuelrussell7003 lol
14:50 sounds like he’s the one who f’d up!🤣
Day 68 of telling him he's making everyone day better ONE DAY ONE DAY IM DYING IM DYING
Bro good luck
Tomorrow is day 69 ;)
Lmaoo😭 I really hope Rslash notices this comment. Also that toxic dude better back off
I had to sub this is dedication
@@just_a_person_15 lmao idc if he notice it or not I just wanna break the record of some other comment
"If stealing a penguin is so easy a literal kid can do it..."
i can't believe i don't own a penguin.
The story of the mom grabbing the wrong cart kinda reminded me of something I did when I was little. We went to the mall after church my mom was wearing a red dress. As we were leaving the mall I noticed my mom was walking in a different direction so I ran up to her thinking it was my mom grabbing her dress and saying wait for me. And then I heard my mom call out my name. I looked up and lady was a blonde. I was in complete shock. You could say I was red with complete embarrassment. I apologize and ran to my mom and my older brother. I've never made that mistake again. It was all good the blond lady told me I wasn't her mother after I took notice.
The birthday party one:
"As I round the corner, who happens to be there? None other than CHRIS FUCKIN' HANSEN!"
Me: *on toilet*
Rslash: uploads
Me: Reads title
Me: ?
I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from some of these 😭
13:29 So you had the Hugh Jazz moment from Simpsons 😂
You've probably heard the old gag about a girl grabbing your hand in a shop....well.
I has been going out with this girl for about a month...she's tall ( BONUS! I'm 6 ft 3" ! ).
She's got long dark hair, gorgeous blues eyes you could drown in...and the kind of figure that pretty near any woman would KILL for.
So I'm in a furniture stored looking for some bits and pieces, as I'm strolling around getting ideas I see a 'demo' going on in the bedding section so wander over to take a look. I'm standing there when a hand grabs mine and a very sultry voice says...'Oh...can't you just see us snuggled up together in that bed' !
I turn...it's my GF...at least...I THOUGHT it was. Same hair...same eyes...same killer figure.
Then I'm thinking what the hell is she doing here? She's SUPPOSED to be in Edinburgh !
The girl turned to look at me and nearly screamed as she yanked her hand away from mine.
Then we heard hysterical laughter from behind us...we both turned...there's another guy...same kind of build as me...almost exactly the same height as me. It's her BF!
Somehow the subject of my GF having an IDENTICAL twin just never came up.
That last one is very fitting for the saying: "i'm x parallel dimensions ahead of you". Except it's twins working 2 jobs each...
I think it's awesome that another kid snitched on the kid who stole the penguin because penguins are very violent in certain cases. If you didn't know, a penguin can have a peck/bite strong enough to cause Cuts deep enough that needs 32 stitches. One of my family members worked at a zoo and during the feeding of the Penguins he got bit really bad by an emperor penguin. He indeed needed 32 stitches
The baby story reminds me of a time I was at walmart and almost accidentally stole someone's purse. I had an empty cart and stopped by the vending machines to get a soda. It was out of order so I just turned around and grabbed my cart and started to walk away when I felt this tug on the cart and an "excuse me!" I turn to see this woman giving me a deathglare only to look down and see her purse was in the cart and I had grabbed the wrong one. I apologized profusely but she didn't say anything and just stared daggers. Probably looked like I was trying to steal her purse but I'm not nearly smooth enough to try something like that. Still embarrasses me thinking theres some woman out there that thinks I'm a theif over an accident.
I walked into the wrong party last month. I was in Daytona for a friend's funeral and a few hours after headed to his wife's house. It was dark by then and the addresses were really confusing. I saw a house with a lot of cars, so I stopped there and walked inside. I grabbed a beer in the fridge and then saw no one there that I recognized. People were dressed like they were in a gala, while I was dressed business casual. I don't know if they noticed me or not, but I dipped out and took the beer with me. My friend's house was a few more houses down.
Omg, twin story.
I almost spit out my coffee when she said: felt an immediate sense of relief when I realized this man wasn't trying to wear my skin.
Uuuh is Rebecca there? 😂😂😂 that cracked me up for some reason, what a weird coincidence 😂
I LOLed at that last one 😭 i know people who work 3 jobs but 4?? He must have been so confused
10:05 the biggest twist in history
Can you imagine how it was like to the guy that saw the same person at several different working places? It reminds me of the whole shifting realities thingy. If I were in his shoes, I'd be tripping and terrified.
I normally don't like TIFU but this episode is pretty cool
Alright...let's not kid ourselves here: y'all thought about the "Penguins of Madagascar" when you saw that title. Go on, admit it... No...? Just me...? ...Meh.
No! You didn't see aaaaaaaaanything! 😂 🐧
I cant really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public...
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This was probably the funniest episode of tifu lmao😂😂😂😂
Actually, about that prank call story Rslash mentioned, we were told as kids that if someone does prank call your house, just say "Yeh, one sec" walk around a bit, and by the time you get anywhere, they will have hung up, because 1. If they were just kids, they will panic, and hopefully learn a lesson, or 2. they were (back in the day anyway) robbers checking for empty houses, and if you say someone's home, they will just move on to the next house.
This happened to me when I was a kid, literally someone pranked called my house, I said "yeh one sec" and walked about 10 steps from my living room to the kitchen, by the time I put the phone to my ear to check if they were there, all I heard was the "call ended" sound on the line. Works like a charm, and we were never prank called again.
As a identical twin the confrontations of other people thinking your the other twin happens so often it's kinda a common occurrence. Eventually if people start talking to me and say something that I don't remember I always start off by saying if they knew my twin and they would say. "Oh he has a twin?" So it does happen... one of the better story's is once I was going to my brothers work to ask him about something and asked the lady in the front to call for him and when she saw me and learned of my request (she rolled her eyes, thinking that my brother was pulling a prank on her) and when my brother turned the corner the look on her face was priceless.
1:40 I thought rslash meant a Real Penguin, not a Chocolate Bar!
So the twin story was hilarious and I need to tell this.
I used to work at a chicken restaurant in Canada, this lady came in and ordered her food she got it and left. Not even 15 minutes later the "same" lady came back in and I asked her if something was wrong with her meal. Nope, turns out she had just gotten off work and her twin sister decided to grab them.a meal, not say anything to her and the other twin came in to do the same.
I gave a friend of mine a big hug. She returned the hug, then said, "I think you meant to hug my twin." YIKES.
“How often do you really look at a person’s shoes?” - Shawshank Redemption
As a Spanish speaker the kidney stones story we're 1000 per cent more funny
i think that i it is funney that every time that you say something like "for those of you who are listining not watching..." i just run back to my comp
“It was pasta, not drugs”.
Story time: I went to visit a friend who, after finding out i can’t eat gluten, bought me a ton of gluten free foods. We couldn’t eat most of it in the time I was there so I got sent home with a loaf of bread and three bags of spaghetti. Well apparently those bags looked like drugs on the TSA scanner (airport security for those not in the states) and they had to search my bag. The TSA agent pulled out two of the three bags, held them up and yelled to his partner “it’s just pasta!” It was hilarious and mortifying at the same time.
He repacked it and me and my spaghetti safely made it home.
The penguin story:
1. "Eat it before it melts" - a penguin is a type of chocolate biscuit in the UK. They are individually wrapped, pretty common in a packed lunch or snack.
2. Edinburgh zoo has a 'penguin parade' in the early afternoon every day. Penguins literally follow a route through the zoo towards their lunch. IIRC, some prefer to just wander around the zoo most of the time.
I don't know if any other zoo also does this, but there's a lot of 'why...?' questions. I can see how this happened, although he must have found a really tiny penguin!
Naturally & in captivity penguins never developed a fear of man. (If you've never seen March of the Penguins, they're pretty amazing animals & that's an excellent film.)
Damn snitch lost me my new pet penguin.
WE NEED MORE OF R/TIFU THERE SO GOOD
"Miss, Johnny's got a penguin."
"Tell him to eat it before it melts."
*frightened, pained squawks*
"JOHNNY, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
I woke up at 4:07 AM and I've been waiting for this video.
(it's now 6:11 AM)
Right! I was up early today and just sat here waiting! lol
"they have different shoes on"
does... anyone really pay that much attention to what shoes someone is wearing in the day to day? i definitely don't lol.
Imagine if a dad did this he would be arrested immediately
Yyyyeah no
is no one going to talk about how weird it is to allow the strange 25 year old man with vodka into your house in the first place
Someone legit did this at my moms school on a trip
EDIT:
THAT WAS THE SAME STORY
Are you 100% sure? Because they’ve written in British English?
@@littlehellkitten9682 yeh I live in the west Midlands near birmingham
The penguin one or the wrong kid one
@@Flowerlytdm An Amazing RPG
If peeing that out is that painful man dude I don't know if I can go do that type of pain