How is France on its Fifth Republic? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @CableW11
    @CableW11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10121

    A man goes into the British library and asks the librarian, 'where can I find a copy of the French constitution?' The librarian replies, 'I'm sorry sir, we don't stock periodicals.'

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Nice one ! XD

    • @CableW11
      @CableW11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@pitioti Thanks!

    • @indefatigable8193
      @indefatigable8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Zing

    • @scaper12123
      @scaper12123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omfg xD

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      A brit making fun of the french never gets old.

  • @deluks6122
    @deluks6122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8037

    Charles de Gaulle: if i had one dollar for every time I create a new french republic, I’d have two dollars, which isn’t much, but it’s weird it happened twice.

    • @kairos9746
      @kairos9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Lmfao

    • @FranciscoMendez-pl7in
      @FranciscoMendez-pl7in 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He did hate America

    • @pasadoporelfuturo4420
      @pasadoporelfuturo4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it’s true

    • @MsOal
      @MsOal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I understood that reference.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Wenving Weird, considering it was the UK that constantly defended France from America (They wanted to treat France as an enemy state, due to Petain, and wanted to take away French Indochina. Britain persuaded America to see them as a Liberated Nation, instead, and wanted to let them keep Indochina).

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero ปีที่แล้ว +943

    De Gaulle, one of the few guys to whom you can hand over absolute power to, only for him to make a new republic in the mean time instead of keeping the power.

    • @emericrenard9715
      @emericrenard9715 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but... the 5th republic is called a perpetual coup d'État since it gives too much power to the président. So he kinda really grabbed power for himself until we kicked him out in 68

    • @JohnDoe____
      @JohnDoe____ ปีที่แล้ว +212

      impressive when you think about it. The bloke ruled using referendum where he basically said "trust me the thing is necessary" and one time the people voted no, he just left power.
      The people didn't trust him anymore so he left, that's amazing

    • @delfinenteddyson9865
      @delfinenteddyson9865 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@JohnDoe____ really a great statesman. I fear though, he is a bit like Bismarck, in the sense, that he tailored the institutions to him, and they don't really work once he left.

    • @saintekweena795
      @saintekweena795 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      As a french, I can say that while De Gaulle did a lot to get France out of the crisis, and was certainly sincerly thinking he did the best for France, I can say that the institutions he made mostly by himself (remember, Jacque Chirac made some slight change to reinforce the president's power) are not suited at all for the needs of today.

    • @charakiga
      @charakiga ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​​@@JohnDoe____efore the referendum he basically said "Alright so I'm getting tired of all of this so if you don't agree with me say so and I'm leaving"

  • @Daniel-eh1lr
    @Daniel-eh1lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6384

    "What about a republic?"
    "We already had it."
    "We've had four, yes, but what about the fifth republic?"

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I don't think he knows about fifth republic's Pippin.

    • @chrisza9782
      @chrisza9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What about elevenses? Luncheon?

    • @louisxcxv1905
      @louisxcxv1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Completly unknown, but Charles De Gaulle offered the count of Paris (the descendent of the Bourbon family) the throne of France if he was ever to be in power. But when he actually got into power, he kept the power for himself. Doesn't change the fact that in french modern history De Gaulle was probably the best leader we ever had, but funny to see how greed and politics can interact

    • @fatiazizi8825
      @fatiazizi8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Where’s sixth French Republic coming up

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fatiazizi8825 Probably after the belgian invasion, the quick resistance movement and the takeover of Belgium AND France by glorious Luxemburg!

  • @dustman0048
    @dustman0048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8947

    Just imagine a guy in France who was born in 1779 => This dude was born and raised in a Kingdom with an absolute king, when he was 10 years old he saw the Revolution and he lived in a Constitutional Monarchy and 3 years later in a Republic. After that in 1799 when he was 20 years old he lived in a "Dictatorship" (Consulat) and then he lived in an Empire in 1804. In 1815, when he was 36 years old he lived in an other "absolute" monarchy but in 1830 he saw an other revolution and another regime with Louis-Philippe. After all that, when he was 69 years old he saw an OTHER revolution in 1848 and the birth of the second republic ! And finally, the ultimate plot twist, when he was 73 years old (1852) he lived in the Second Empire.
    Conclusion=> This dude lived in a absolute monarchy then a constitutional monarchy,a republic, a dictatorship, an empire, an other "absolute" monarchy, an other constitutional monarchy, an other republic and finally an other empire...

    • @RMP1186
      @RMP1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      Basically, France is the very hungry caterpillar of Europe, to put it mildly - MILDLY.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      sounds like a fun life lol

    • @IsraelCube
      @IsraelCube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Dustman00 At least he still had some Crepes and Baguettes along the way.......

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Dustman00 When did you get in the habit of spelling “another” as “an other”? One time is a typo, 3 times? It’s you.

    • @lu881
      @lu881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      At that age, he was probably the oldest man on Earth

  • @pistolhero1973
    @pistolhero1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    "Why five republics ?" : because we couldn't choose between giving more power to the Assemblée Nationale, or to the President, so we needed five tries to be sure.

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      "And you know what? We may get closer but we still dont really know the answer, so we think of mayyybe getting a 6th one at some point."

    • @arthurvilain7270
      @arthurvilain7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Freedmoon44 It's only a matter of time. Although given the current political climate a new constitution would probably give even MORE power to the president rather than less. Macron, Le Pen, Mélenchon and whoever Les Républicains may pick as their next candidate... They would all very much like to rule with absolute power.

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With some, uh… _mild_ *cough* catastrophic *cough* military defeats sprinkled in between.

    • @tywinlannister8015
      @tywinlannister8015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@Freedmoon44 You're closer to the truth than you may think.
      I'm French. The Vth Republic is the handiwork of General De Gaulle. It was tailored for his style of leadership in a time of crisis. As such the president has a surprising amount of actual power in comparison to other world leaders over the own states.
      The issue is it is a crisis-era constitution made for one purpose - dealing with issues fast and efficiently when you don't have the time to really consult and come to an agreement with all the players that should have a hand in the decision process. Until the Covid that felt outdated. In Covid it shone as extremely efficient at dealing with the situation. There was just one problem. The president himself wasn't up to it.
      Political opinions of the man not withstanding, he had the power to enforce all the measures he needed - yet at every turn was indecisive. I probably would have been too in his place, but the point of the comment is to highlight - when you give the executive that much power you need someone to actually use it without agonizing over it. Otherwise it's no use.
      Now of course, many on the political scene fancy themselves heirs to General De Gaulle. They all want to take a shot at it and be the second coming of the general. While a strong leader like De Gaulle is what the country needs currently there are none of the current candidates have the mettle for it, but they all want to get the president to have even more powers than the constitution already allows.
      Which would involve key changes in the constitution itself, which has already been revised several times under the fifth, but never in a significant enough manner to actually say "This is a whole new document - here's your Sixth Republic". Actually, most of the changes to the constitution have been made after De Gaulle's departure, and were aimed at diminishing the president's executive powers.
      But even today the president still retains the ability to override much of what the senate, the national assembly, the government do. But it is not done routinely because ... French are always pissed ... and openly overruling a decision by presidential authority would have a bunch of angry French out in the streets with banners saying "Down with the Dictator, viva la Revolution."
      And I'm not even exaggerating that much on that final point.

    • @shildericvi4918
      @shildericvi4918 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's just a dysfonctionnal regime, the two options are bad, that's not tests but fails.

  • @RonBurgundySxPanther
    @RonBurgundySxPanther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17675

    The first four Republics didn’t have the financial backing of James Bissonette

    • @filipkajmakoski8464
      @filipkajmakoski8464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      we gotta pump those likes up
      those are rookie likes!!

    • @julias.9449
      @julias.9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Ngl, that one was great

    • @ShooterKing
      @ShooterKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Can someone explain please?

    • @Corium1
      @Corium1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Shooter King it’s a Patreon backer of his.

    • @ShooterKing
      @ShooterKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Corium1 oh yeah 😂😂😂

  • @thatfighterguy5846
    @thatfighterguy5846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13804

    Five republics, three kingdoms, two empires, and one quasi-fascist state in just over 220 years. Wow.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

      Technically, the Fifth Republic is more of a PR stunt. When countries change the constitution, nobody typically considers them to be brand new entities as long as the form of government remains republican. Hungary had a new constitution in 2011 and they even removed "Republic of..." from its name but does Wikipedia display what followed the People's Republic of Hungary as anything other than just modern Hungary? No.

    • @FeHearts
      @FeHearts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      yarpen26 No the fifth republic was proclaimed because Vichy France was the fourth republic as all the politicians who were elected before WW2 supported it.

    • @nirdec
      @nirdec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      @@FeHearts vichy france wasn't the forth republic. The forth republique was from 1944-45 (depends if you count the "gouvernement provisoire) to 1958. Vichy france had not any official name to qualify herself, but it was more or less a faciste dictatorship that was a puppet state of germany

    • @FeHearts
      @FeHearts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@nirdec Sorry I mistook the 3rd Republic for the 4th. In my defense the French have had so many republics that it's an easy mistake to make.

    • @reds.victim1023
      @reds.victim1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@FeHearts The 3rd Republic was before WW2. Vichy was the "French State".

  • @sevenaries
    @sevenaries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    Government: *raise any amount of taxes*
    French People: So you have chosen death?

    • @dewittbourchier7169
      @dewittbourchier7169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except if it is to then immediately spend it on something - if it is just fiscal consolidation the French people : a la volonte du peuple ...

    • @matthewslavin1498
      @matthewslavin1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Which is ironic as I'm pretty sure they're the first or second highest taxed country in the world.

    • @user-eb6vc2gs9e
      @user-eb6vc2gs9e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matthewslavin1498 source?

    • @olidojosephd.9054
      @olidojosephd.9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-eb6vc2gs9e Cottereau, TH-cam.

    • @matthewslavin1498
      @matthewslavin1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@user-eb6vc2gs9e listed on Wikipedia as the highest by tax revenue to GDP.

  • @wolv0223
    @wolv0223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    "The First French Republic, the one with all the guillotining, AKA the fun one."
    A man of the People, I see.

    • @kassaran2092
      @kassaran2092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He's just saw how they were ahead of their time.

    • @gundhamtanaka8725
      @gundhamtanaka8725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kassaran2092 Was that pun with (a)head intended?

    • @kassaran2092
      @kassaran2092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@gundhamtanaka8725 Well, moreover without the head post-revolution. Had to cut the joke short-

    • @arcaelum2022
      @arcaelum2022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kassaran2092 A-Head of their time, isn't ist ?

    • @Cacks17
      @Cacks17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be fair the guillotine was only removed alongside death penalty in the mid 1980’s , it knew all the republics

  • @sapphyrus
    @sapphyrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3474

    The word 'coup d'etat' directly coming from French should give some idea.

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      In Polish we have 3 words for ,,coup":
      - _pucz_
      - _zamach stanu_
      - _przewrót_
      So that also should give you some idea😀

    • @reds.victim1023
      @reds.victim1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      @@Admiral45-10 We use putsch to describe unsuccessful coups in France.

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@reds.victim1023 in Poland we use that second one to fully describe what happened (e.c. ,,Przewrót Majowy był zamachem stanu"), and that second one if it already has a description (e.c. ,,Przewrót na Rzym" (in 1919 Italy), or ,,Przewrót Majowy" (in 1926 Poland))

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Well to be fair as France was lingua franca for centuries then it isn't a wonder that lots of words concerning military, diplomacy, politics, culture, etiquette etc. are French in origin.
      Just like many words about technology are derived from English these days.

    • @domsjuk
      @domsjuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Pikkabuu Sure, but that is not a funny explanation.
      @All As for something else that"s not funny... the word "Putsch" comes from Switzerland (allemanic German) and was exported elsewhere only in the 19th c., when that putsch thing became popular with civil governments... Can"t help but notice, that this is the most French-influenced German language region besides Elsass-Lothringen and Luxemburg.

  • @JamesSmith-wt3xi
    @JamesSmith-wt3xi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    Seeing "Le Constitution" makes me want to rip my eyes out.

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I don't speak French, but isn't it supposed to be "La Constitution"?

    • @brodocassel
      @brodocassel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions yes

    • @kristiankolev3579
      @kristiankolev3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions and that's the intention of the joke I think

    • @nightdragonx123
      @nightdragonx123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "After three years, the sitting president shouldn't launch a coup to retain power. That would be uncool..."

    • @kingstarscream320
      @kingstarscream320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Having gendered definite articles in a language is stupid and should be phased out.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5193

    “The fun one” ah yes Robespierre had a lot of fun until it was his turn

    • @harveya1a952
      @harveya1a952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Why are you here? Why do I keep seeing you? I MUST KNOW WHY YOU HANDSOME THICC BOI.

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      to be fair, an AA cannon is a _lot_ more fun to use than a guillotine, so you win on that front

    • @roxylius7550
      @roxylius7550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      To the guillotine!

    • @Greninjia
      @Greninjia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@XxMrLimeyxX admiring another person, to the guillotine!

    • @paranoidandroid6095
      @paranoidandroid6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      King and Danton didnt jump from the window thinking itll save them

  • @michaelrizka
    @michaelrizka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2523

    As History Matters once said: the French politics is a dumpster on fire to put it mildly, _MILDLY_

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it still that way today?

    • @Dr_Callidus_Corvus
      @Dr_Callidus_Corvus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@brandonlyon730 as a french man, yes. Expect a revolt in a few years.

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Somehow you’re forgetting Italian politics! Now THERE is a real dumpster fire...

    • @spagoot
      @spagoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@samiam619 clearly never been to the UK lol

    • @DanteAtropos
      @DanteAtropos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      To be fair that is all true of most long lasting nations. Look a China, that is an almost 5 thousand year of breaking up and reforming messy does not begin to describe it.

  • @Dendarang
    @Dendarang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    For those keeping score, the "ancien regime" of France lasted for, at least, 805 years from 987 to 1792. Since 1792, France has had five republics, two empires, two kingdoms under two different dynasties (Bourbons and Orleans), one fascist puppet regime and one socialist commune, and that's without talking about the absolute mess of French politics of 1795-1799 and Napoleon's de facto dictatorship 1799 to 1804.

    • @peterspanov
      @peterspanov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      To be fair, the Ancien regime saw three different dynasties and a number of civil wars (including the wars of religion and peasant risings).

    • @jenniferr9144
      @jenniferr9144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@peterspanov yes but as did most european monarchies, the longevity of a dynasty is obviouly the goal but it almost never perfectly happen. so yeah, keeping the same regime in place for almost 1000y is impressive, the change of dynasties is part of the game.

    • @peterspanov
      @peterspanov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jenniferr9144 if we consider the change from the 4th to 5th republic, then plenty of the dynastic changes should count too.

    • @vizender
      @vizender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@peterspanov but in a sense the shift from 4th to 5th was also quite large in the sense the forms of power completely changed. In the 4th republic the president was basically just a mascot for the country and all of the power was held in the parliament. The 5th republic changed that : the president is the one to decide the laws, the parliament can only agree or disagree. The president also became the de facto leader of the military, and can overwrite some of the parliament decisions (for exemple he can pass 2 laws per year without the parliament consent), and dissolve the assembly.
      The power shift was massive enough I think it deserves to be called a new republic.

    • @peterspanov
      @peterspanov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vizender Absolutely, but it remained a republic. I was drawing an analogy to the massive changes that did occur during the "Ancien Regime"

  • @dhv2852
    @dhv2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    "What government do you want?"
    France: " I don't know, you choose"
    "Al right, Monarchy then"
    France: "But I wanted an Empire"
    "Empire it is then"
    "France: "I said I wanted a Republic >:("

    • @NosferatusTG
      @NosferatusTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But hey,i said i want monarchy!!1!1!

    • @wiedzmin8204
      @wiedzmin8204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mr. Icyfire Not funny, didnt laugh

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "I thought we wanted an anarcho-marxist commune?"
      "NOBODY WANTS THAT!"
      *Murders everyone*

    • @guifdcanalli
      @guifdcanalli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Why cant you just be normal like your friend England? They have the same government system for 330 years!"
      France "Fuck those whinies, VIVE LA RÉVOLUCION!"

    • @thedarkholegammertdhg9255
      @thedarkholegammertdhg9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alright you chose, British parliamentarian system for your government
      France: WTF

  • @empchampion40k
    @empchampion40k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Any French Republic: Huh there's some instability here.
    The Military: Did someone say, "Coup Time?"

    • @kimok4716
      @kimok4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Turkey : Allow me to introduce myself

    • @KingAgniKai
      @KingAgniKai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also Turkey: *Not this time bud*

    • @JonPlayish
      @JonPlayish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Thailand has joined the chat*

    • @marcmarc8524
      @marcmarc8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only military coup d’Etat occurred in 1799 when the general Bonaparte took the power. In 1958 the army didn’t take the power.

    • @himlingpatrice
      @himlingpatrice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@marcmarc8524
      1. A country is on the brink of disaster because politicians refuse to take responsibility.
      2. Seeing the situation, the military demands that politicians act. The army is threatening a coup.
      3. Politicians are forced to agree to take action and put in place a temporary regime.
      4. At the head of this regime is a politician (former general) who imposes reforms.
      It's true, reforms were requested a few years earlier by one of the most democratic politicians in office (the one who concluded the Indochina war).
      However, even if it did not formally take power, the army did impose reforms.
      It is fortunate for France that its soldiers were Democrats in 1958.

  • @owenb8636
    @owenb8636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    The revolutions are like the crusades. The first one went so well that there's always a temptation to try it again, even though you know you'll probably regret it

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And after the third it should only happen as a defense from a foreign power

    • @noeyvel
      @noeyvel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not sure we can say that the first crusade was a great success knowing that only 5% of the initial Christian force managed to reach Jerusalem alive

    • @thomasbravado
      @thomasbravado ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of addictions are the same way

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's like drinking

    • @CentristDad155
      @CentristDad155 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, I kind of wish the US would move on to it's second republic if that is what it takes to get rid of the Electoral College and gerrymandering

  • @sukra616
    @sukra616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3591

    French Goverment: Exists for 5 Minutes
    French People:
    Vive la Revolution

    • @eugenekali6704
      @eugenekali6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Vas voir l'Italie tu vas être surpris

    • @vadaing394
      @vadaing394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Si seulement :-(

    • @thomasloyal4525
      @thomasloyal4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eugenekali6704 mais on a fabriquer l'Italie moderne en 1918

    • @paulamblard3836
      @paulamblard3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      some French want a 6th republic.

    • @briannawaldorf8485
      @briannawaldorf8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Paul Amblard is this a french wide thing or is it just Paris being Paris

  • @timmccarthy872
    @timmccarthy872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    "The Fourth Republic was, *frankly*, a hot mess."
    I see what you did there.

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Technically the franks aren't the same as France, they were France's ancestors, and maybe Germany.
      I'm hesitating between the franks and the Carolingiens, but one of them had the territory of today Germany or maybe both.

    • @ktbffh_cf
      @ktbffh_cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Isokatmydydecsf it's a joke....

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Isokatmydydecsf Carolingiens are Franks though, that's the funny bit about your comment.
      They're a Frankish dynasty.

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@11Survivor
      aaahh yes it's the same, thank you, and my bad for my mistakes.

    • @Drave_Jr.
      @Drave_Jr. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Isokatmydydecsf Also, France's currency when it had its own currency was the frank.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I just love how you narrate everything so matter-of-factly!
    "Catching a mild case of death" is another gem in this one!

  • @vexxfulomega9
    @vexxfulomega9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    "The First French Republic, aka the Fun One" Amazing.

    • @vexxfulomega9
      @vexxfulomega9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @ Who is James Bisonet? He's his oldest patron if I'm right

    • @vexxfulomega9
      @vexxfulomega9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ I know that, but where did he come from?

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@vexxfulomega9 He is a Time Lord, but unlike the Doctor, he focuses solely on donating to this channel instead of travelling the universe.

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maximilien Robespierre: "This is where the fun begins"

    • @ChrisPBacon87
      @ChrisPBacon87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All the guillotining

  • @xenos2313
    @xenos2313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    French Republic: *elects a Bonaparte as President*
    Also the French Republic: " *My time has come* "

    • @thegamingenderman
      @thegamingenderman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then they put the old king back on the throne after the Bonaparte gets defeated. 😂

    • @KarlVyt
      @KarlVyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@thegamingenderman They actually did try to get a Bourbon back on the throne after Napoleon III was ousted . Of course all of this fell apart when he refused the throne unless the tricolor flag was changed back to the white bourbon one . In the end they settled on a republic since it was" the form of government that divides France least".

    • @runninglama1954
      @runninglama1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think French voted for Louis-Napoleon cuz they wanted a revenge.

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Napoleon III is declared Emperor*
      Europe: ANOTHER ONE?!

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@runninglama1954 And to an extent, they got it! The French under Napoleon III drove back Russia, severely weakened Austria, unified Italy among other stuff. Ironically, the one power he didn't anger and made peace with was Britain!

  • @phospenguillite8895
    @phospenguillite8895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    *Slaps roof of france*:this bad boy can fit so many revolution in a span of a century

    • @lonniebailey4989
      @lonniebailey4989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don’t forget republics and empires.

    • @frieza1016
      @frieza1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take my like

    • @odysseus231
      @odysseus231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "It can go from one regime to another in just under 3 days"

  • @safebox36
    @safebox36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    I respect that France decided to rebuild rather than continue with a broken system. And in such a short period of time, relatively.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's true, and just look at the USA, which hasn't had any changes to our government in over 200 years. Which country is doing better? France or the USA?

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@tachy1801 But... I'm an american... And I'm not upset... A lot of us don't like the US government.

    • @Okxyd
      @Okxyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@japanpanda2179 Americans have more rights than french since their constitutions isn't changed like toilet paper and they are much less forced to follow Washington than french have to follow Paris. There is no such thing as a first or second amendment in France (or in the rest of Europe in fact).
      The Vth republic is very close to what the french monarchy was with strong presidential powers and a weak parliament, we just elect a new king every 5 years.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Okxyd There's such a thing as having too much freedom, of being too decentralized. The marijuana laws in the USA are proof enough of that.

    • @aryanbhuta3382
      @aryanbhuta3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@japanpanda2179 One lost a colonial empire. The other went from a small nation of country powers to the world hegemon in 175 years. Which one is doing better, you tell me?

  • @johnnyzeee5215
    @johnnyzeee5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    They have hundreds of varieties of cheeses and wines, so five different republics seems a rather small amount.

    • @imtolazyto
      @imtolazyto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As a french, no we love riot and chaos for no reason

    • @mariansabrdella6588
      @mariansabrdella6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@imtolazyto az a French, no oui love riote an l’chaos for no reazone

    • @alexandreey4511
      @alexandreey4511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Is five a lot ?"
      "Depends on what. Wines and cheeses ? no. Republics ? Yes"

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "How can one man rule a country with hundreds of different kinds of cheese?" ~ Charles de Gaulle

    • @pierrestaut2335
      @pierrestaut2335 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's more thousand

  • @matthieuzglurg6015
    @matthieuzglurg6015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    In french history class, we consider the first french republic to be over when Napoleon took over and created the consulat in 1799. The change from consulat to empire in 1804 was spectacular but didn't really change anything as France stayed France, the guy in charge was still in charge. It was really only a packaging change, with republic symbolism being removed, and empire symbolism put at its place. But effectively, the first french republic died in 1799.

  • @edwardboss
    @edwardboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Car wheels: Has thousands of revolutions per minute
    France: *Pathetic*

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      France only finds it pathetic because the car wheels don't have a republic between each revolution.

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You actually made me laugh, you absolute madman!

  • @MaxTheCat-eh5ts
    @MaxTheCat-eh5ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    “The one will all the guillotines AKA the fun one”

  • @aidcrazysol738
    @aidcrazysol738 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    0:21 What do you mean by "the fun one" History Matters?

  • @TheBard1999
    @TheBard1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    0:47
    Narrator: Napoleons rule ended, when all of Europe...
    Polish: ej...
    Narrator: ...baring Poland, united against him.
    Polish: Thank you

    • @thedarkholegammertdhg9255
      @thedarkholegammertdhg9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      God dammit Poland this was the one time for you to be part of a dominating alliance and you blew it

    • @TheBard1999
      @TheBard1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thedarkholegammertdhg9255 blame French for getting too cocky, we just went with their wave. (Besides Napoleon never cared about Poland anyway)

    • @hcms2890
      @hcms2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@TheBard1999 No true Napoleon was a great ally to the polish and gave them their state back for a short time.

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@thedarkholegammertdhg9255 it was more complicated. Allow me to explain.
      There was a misunderstanding in the begging - formally this state was called ,,Duchy of Warsaw", but everyone didn't care and was calling it ,,Poland" (like with Polish-Lithuanian Commonwelth, which may be ,,ouch" for Lithuanians). Formally, we were in personal union with Brandenburg, but - according to _III May Constitution_ - it was legal. One of its point was, that the ancestor of Polish-Lithuanian throne should be the grandson of Stanisław August Poniatowski - Frederick Augustus, who was now ruling the Brandenburg, as Polish-Lithuanian Commonwelth was dead by 1795.
      Napoleon I Bonaparte arrived at Polish lands in 1803, proclaiming ,,Duchy of Warsaw", allowing it to write its own Constitution. It was formally a French Vassal state (only point there Napoleon wanted to be), but he didn't really care. It was pretty autonomous, and from Polish (I'm not sure if from Lithuanian) perspective it looked like liberation - he defeated Prussia and Austria, occupying our country, and forced Russia to withdraw too. That's also a reason, why Napoleon is a hero in Poland.
      As Napoleonic Allie, we joined his war with Austria in 1809. This victory, sometimes called ,,Smartest victory of Polish people", made us get back everything Austria took from I and III Partition of Poland (in 1772 and 1795).
      Its fall was more complex - you see, Russian campaign didn't turn out to be that easy, and in 1813 he needed to retreat. He retreated to Poland, hoping it would help him, but Russian Army was stronger and defeated him. This way Poland got occupied by Russia, Prussia and Austria again, and that would last until November 1918.

    • @mordapl1641
      @mordapl1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Basically, Poland lost its independence back in 1795 to our three neighbours and Napoleon freed us from them

  • @karmo1629
    @karmo1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    France:
    *"haha and this isn't even my final form yet you weaklings"*

  • @unfandeheartgold1379
    @unfandeheartgold1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    There is a mistake at 3:13
    De Gaulle actually had full powers (well not him personally but his large government that excluded only communists) but only on constitutional matters. Moreover, those powers were limited by the law of October, 3rd 1958 which forbade a presidential regime (in the new regime the government is responsible to the parliament) and instituted universal suffrage as the only source of power (de Gaulle in his 1946 speech of Bayeux wanted a room in the parliament where society is represented through a corporatist representation). And this constitution was reviewed by some (not every that's true) members of parliament and by the "Conseil d'Etat", a French court, so he clearly did not have a dictatorial power.
    The only time we could say De Gaulle was granted with dictatorship status was in 1961, after a coup led by Generals Challe, Zeller, Jouhaud and Salan in Algeria (that failed). He kept the powers of Fifth Republic Constitution's article 16 for about 6 months, but only in Algeria. Afterwards, no president ever used those special powers.
    (sorry if my English is not perfect I study Constitutional Law and History at La Sorbonne)

    • @mahfuzkabir7812
      @mahfuzkabir7812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for your comment! Your English is great!

    • @cartooncatboy3009
      @cartooncatboy3009 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you still think it’s a good video?

    • @unfandeheartgold1379
      @unfandeheartgold1379 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cartooncatboy3009 I'd say it's well summarized, considering the video only lasts 3 minutes. Of course many details are absent : for instance, the 1st Republic period is too condensed, in fact the consulate was not the only regime in that specific period of time. Also at 2:39, the colonial aspect is not enough stressed on, because Algeria was not the only remaining colony at the end of the Fourth Republic, and still to this day, France owns many overseas territories (which are former colonies).
      This video seems to be a fairly nice way to discover French political history, but if you want to know more, there are many books and videos available.

    • @cartooncatboy3009
      @cartooncatboy3009 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@unfandeheartgold1379ok👍

  • @MeatGoblin88
    @MeatGoblin88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    oh yeah? you're a fan of the french republic? name 5.

    • @NicolasMendoula
      @NicolasMendoula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The first the second the third the fourth and the Fifth where we currently are. Some politician wants to create the sixth but we're not here yet.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Kingdom of France (mega --gay-- cringe)
      **R e v o l u t i o n**
      First French Republic
      - la terreur (big scary)
      - directory
      **N a p o l e o n**
      First French Empire
      Bourbon Restoration
      - July Monarchy
      Second French Republic
      Second French Empire
      Third French Republic
      **W o r l d W a r I I**
      Vichy France/Free France
      Fourth French Republic
      Fifth French Republic
      How'd I do?

    • @Obi1Classic
      @Obi1Classic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@concept5631 Not bad o.o

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Obi1Classic Nice.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NicolasMendoula *_Yet._*

  • @pridelander06
    @pridelander06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "...until 1870 when he made the silly mistake of picking a fight with Prussia."
    Bismarck: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

    • @kimok4716
      @kimok4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To be fair, he did win a few wars before this one against Austria and Russia so he had reasons to be confident

    • @ufhb6649
      @ufhb6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kim Ok he wasn’t, he knew the french military was not prepared and he was dying of kidney failure, however despite being leader of all armies he had no choice since only the parliament could decide whether to declare war or not.

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also Bismarck: The attempt on my life has not left me scarred and deformed. I laugh at you silly assassin, I am iron chancellor.

    • @pridelander06
      @pridelander06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firstconsul7286 *Puts on shades and walks away*

    • @Dave_thenerd
      @Dave_thenerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@firstconsul7286 I will show show the true nature of the Rhine.

  • @calixte12
    @calixte12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Just so you know, there are always a few politicians talking about creating the 6th Republic during election campaigns

  • @risandaadhipratama1508
    @risandaadhipratama1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    France: we have five republics in a span of 300 years
    South Korea: *cute.*

    • @loopingpong1412
      @loopingpong1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      they got 6 republics within 40 years

    • @bumblebeeeoptimus
      @bumblebeeeoptimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Brazil had 3 republics, one monarchy, one fascist dictatorship and one military dictatorship in a span of 198 years.. and in average 1 constitution for each such regime.. just a hack of an unstable country..

    • @bumblebeeeoptimus
      @bumblebeeeoptimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@loopingpong1412 and what of the Vargas dictatorship between the first and the second republic? and the military dictatorship between the second and the current one?

    • @ElladanKenet
      @ElladanKenet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@bumblebeeeoptimus Meanwhile Louisiana is on its 11th constitution

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Philippines, which had 5 republics in 100 years: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @counterfan90
    @counterfan90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Spain: Oh God, why are we so unstable?
    France: Hold my baguette

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why can't the latins govern efficiently

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@stanleyrogouski you aren't very familiar with roman history, are you?

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;)

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stanleyrogouski
      Uhh....

    • @pcgaming7680
      @pcgaming7680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cageybee7221 Byzantine

  • @chrisfrommrbeast
    @chrisfrommrbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Before he caught a mild case of death"
    Love these.

  • @jlonzo5274
    @jlonzo5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    There is a disappointing lack of decapitations leading to the ends of these republics, it's almost unpatriotic for the French

    • @juliancoquelet2654
      @juliancoquelet2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I am French and I agree

    • @skeeterhoney
      @skeeterhoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If it makes you feel better, they were still lopping off heads into the 50s or 60s.

    • @juliancoquelet2654
      @juliancoquelet2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      skeeter honey The last one happened when Star Wars still existed

    • @attiepollard7847
      @attiepollard7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But why couldn't France just copy the US Government style of a republic with 3 equal branches of government?

    • @juliancoquelet2654
      @juliancoquelet2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Attie Pollard We French are complicated.

  • @limelorax
    @limelorax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Before catching a mild case of DEATH." The fact that he said it so casually hurt my sides

  • @pp-8829
    @pp-8829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks!

  • @reeseman1932
    @reeseman1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    I can’t wait for episode 6: return of the Jedi

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The first was so great it deserved four sequels

    • @janbittner1465
      @janbittner1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All four of them very mediocre, unfortunately

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope they bring back guilliotine in the 5th sequel.

    • @blackpowderuser373
      @blackpowderuser373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tachy1801 Big *O O F* to that reference xD

    • @blackpowderuser373
      @blackpowderuser373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tachy1801 A certain medieval fantasy series whose 8th season was devoid of logic.

    • @hmoobmeeka
      @hmoobmeeka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found a comment from avery the cuban american

  • @RoseAbrams
    @RoseAbrams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i've learned from History Matters that every country's leaders follow one universal rule of thumb:
    "When in doubt, overthrow the government."

  • @williamgreenway1785
    @williamgreenway1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    “He ruled for about 10 years before catching a M I L D case of D E A T H” priceless😂

    • @joshduthie3401
      @joshduthie3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a good joke, a bit overused in his videos though.

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "But I'm better now!"
      "No, you're still dead."
      "I'm better! Really! It was only a mild case!"
      "We're not doing this again! You're dead!"
      "Fine, be that way."

  • @Safinitzine
    @Safinitzine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I am French, trained as a historian in France and this is the first time I hear the birth of V Rep referred as a coup and... it makes me so happy! The way we are taught about it in France is of everything but a coup, just Saint De Gaulle rising from the ashes to save us all from ourselves.

    • @onehairybuddha
      @onehairybuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      To be fair to De Gaulle, any dictator willing to do a job then step down voluntarily within six months deserves at least a modicum of praise.

    • @user-ir7yw7jf6c
      @user-ir7yw7jf6c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Depressed lonly 19 year old doomer zoomer No worry about that : we learn the same thing as you. Our president said it : 'colonization was a crime against humanity'. About the coup, I remember the 'putsh' in Algeria, later, but not this one. 🤔

    • @maximec.6491
      @maximec.6491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Depressed lonly 19 year old doomer zoomer Which country are you from? Unlike what you're thinking, we in fact do learn about the crimes that were committed

    • @onehairybuddha
      @onehairybuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Depressed lonly 19 year old doomer zoomer Most nations have a history of beastly behaviour to others, and those that don't were not peace loving hippies but simply less successful at being gits. What is now Algeria was a source of piracy and slave raids on the coasts of Europe for centuries, not to mention military incursions as far north as Tours. You may look back on the past few centuries and see tragedy, but the French of a few centuries ago could do the same, and round and round we go in a never ending cycle of tit for tat. It was and is a dog eat dog world and the fact that we have partially succeeded in restraining our tendency to fight should be celebrated and the backbiting kept to a minimum, it only riles everyone up and we don't want to slide back into bad habits.

    • @maximec.6491
      @maximec.6491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Depressed lonly 19 year old doomer zoomer well of course I know it, the same thing happened in the pacific ocean.

  • @stephenstuart9881
    @stephenstuart9881 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brilliant summary - a huge amount of complex political history in under 4 minutes. Well done.

  • @danepatterson8107
    @danepatterson8107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Your channel is deceptively ingenious. I'm impressed at the brevity with which you can pack your lessons. I am kept involved by the simple graphics and simple humor, which becomes an 'insider-joke' over time ("... and so... revolution/he died...). You do great stuff.

  • @not_shadow62
    @not_shadow62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The Philippines also had 5 Republics.
    The First Republic (Before the US occupation)
    The Second Republic (During Japanese Occupation)
    The Third Republic (After Japanese Occupation and Independence from the United States)
    The Fourth Republic (Marcos Era)
    The Fifth Republic (Today).
    Although the official name of the Philippines is "The Republic of the Philippines" not "The Fifth Republic of the Philippines".
    Hope this will be the idea for the next video.

    • @JohnDoe-nf6yk
      @JohnDoe-nf6yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Makuta S-V lmfao

    • @Azoaris
      @Azoaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who asks you?

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You seem to make a distinction between the nature of Spain's colonial hegemony and that of the US. What was the difference, as you see it?

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo ปีที่แล้ว

      South Korea had 6th Republics :P

  • @bibleboy1147
    @bibleboy1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This makes me think of Anakin saying:
    "My new empire!"
    "Your new empire?"

    • @dewittbourchier7169
      @dewittbourchier7169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a bit different. French Revolutionaries and Bonapartistes have a love hate relationship with each other the French Empire is more like if Yoda were deposed and the Jedi order disbanded but many of its former members served the Empire much as they had done before.

  • @MatijaCG
    @MatijaCG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    ,,In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Fourth French Republic will be reorganized into the Fifth French Republic for a safe and secure society."
    - Charles de Gaulle

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Unlimited POWER*

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ,,In order to ensure our security and continuing stability,
      The _People's Poland_ will be reorganized,
      Into the *Polish People's Commonwelth!*
      For safe and secure society!"
      - Władysław Gomułka, 1952

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;=)

    • @subbyplayz6332
      @subbyplayz6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Third Philippine Republic will be reorganized into the Fourth Phillippine Republic for a safe and secure society."
      - President Ferdinand E. Marcos

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@subbyplayz6332 ;)

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "How Many Times You Were Republic?!"
    France : *Y E S*

  • @noir5697
    @noir5697 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love that de gaul looks so done with everyone

  • @hahaha5290
    @hahaha5290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Just french things 🕺🏽

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not by Lincoln, it was a quote ABOUT Lincoln

    • @barley12girl
      @barley12girl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And this has never shown anyone's good character.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@barley12girl Lincoln, Huey Long, Charles de Guille, Lázaro Cárdenas... Should I keep going?

    • @user-eb6vc2gs9e
      @user-eb6vc2gs9e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cynicat74 not Lincoln's

    • @NoBody-lj5xh
      @NoBody-lj5xh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-eb6vc2gs9e Go cry about "them mexicans" in your Trump hat some more, traitor.

  • @morten3243
    @morten3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Sixth Republic when?

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Soon

    • @somedude5422
      @somedude5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2020, probably

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If Mélanchon gets elected he promised a 6th republic.
      He was third last election.

    • @قرآنمیراٹوائلٹپیپرہے
      @قرآنمیراٹوائلٹپیپرہے 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Francestan

    • @KameroonEmperor
      @KameroonEmperor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's a politician in france that wants to proclaim the 6th republic if he gets elected for some reason 🤷‍♀️

  • @Evzone1821
    @Evzone1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    France: De Gaulle save us svp.
    De Gaulle: D’acc.

  • @gioronogiovana1357
    @gioronogiovana1357 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "More republic than most people go through"
    Korea:"hold my soju"

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Napoléon I Bonaparte = 2020!Sonic
    Napoléon III Bonaparte = 2019!Sonic

    • @IJustKant
      @IJustKant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Underrated comment

    • @TheNutmeg33
      @TheNutmeg33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Napoleon VI = OG sonic

    • @volvok7749
      @volvok7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All jokes aside, Napoléon III has been done dirty in public opinion, partly because of Victor Hugo dissing him 24/7, partly because his reign ended in a shamefull defeat.
      While he was no military genius like his uncle, he was a very smart and cunning politician with a clear vision for his country, he lead France on the path of technological, social and even urbanistic modernity. He tightened the diplomatic bond with Great Britain that would prove essential during the XXth century.
      Tho he is not as revered as his warlike counterpart, one could argue that he did way more in the way of building France as a modern country.

    • @josephcharles4549
      @josephcharles4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Netherlands Cassava True, tho to be fair that last war with Prussia was kinda forced by the French people wanting war. Then again, to be fair good old Chancellor Bismarck goaded France into that war too...

  • @termeownator
    @termeownator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    France did *technically* pick the fight with Prussia, they're the ones who declared war. But Bismarck wanted war and kinda goaded France into being the aggressors. Ems dispatch, innit?

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Point is, Napie 3 got trolled hard by Bissie...

    • @tonyhawk94
      @tonyhawk94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 Actually this is a misconception of things.
      - First of all Napoleon III wanted a military reform (Niel law) to adapt it after the battle of Sadowa but the republicans did all they could to sabotage it as they saw an external defeat in war as a way to overthrow the empire (who was supported by a large majority of French).
      - Second of all Napoleon III declared war knowing the army wasn't ready (and him already dying by that time) but had no choice because of the internal pressure.

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tonyhawk94 They never said thank you to us Germans though :( I also always thought that it actually was giving them a favour. Helping out with revolutions is a proud prussian tradition since then (also applied in 1917 in Russia...)

    • @tonyhawk94
      @tonyhawk94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JH-zs3bs Hehe yes them ungrateful bastards...Bismarck wrote about the French republicans depicting them as the best allies for a poweful Germany and he was so right ! (and yes good parallel with 1917, i never thought about it :) )

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonyhawk94 Problem is Bismarck also wanted to annex what the French considered the most republican part of France into his autocratic empire...

  • @leonardoleo5740
    @leonardoleo5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    France: has fitfh republics
    Brazil: laughs in six republics

    • @earlwoodland8216
      @earlwoodland8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      France: We had 2 empires and Brazil you only had 1 empire.

  • @Saygex45
    @Saygex45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    First French Republic: The Fun One
    Second French Republic: The Short One
    Third French Republic: The Successful One
    Fourth French Republic: The Messy One
    Fifth French Republic: The Good One

    • @samarkand1585
      @samarkand1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      'Good' one is debatable, sometimes it's pretty much a glorified constitutional monarchy, and there are some parties calling for the writing of a 6th constitution, for good reasons in my mind

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@samarkand1585 Tell me more, please

    • @bobing1752
      @bobing1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well the Fifth Republic may come into an end because the President gets too many powers. There's for example article 49:3 which basically allows the Prime Minister (which is a President puppet) to get a law passed without the Parlement voting. This Republic isn't perfect, there can be instability, as the government will rule the way the Parlement gets the majority. So if there's a left majority, the government will rule left to get its law voted. But while President Hollande (2012-2017), he got a majority in the parlement. But, for some reasons, a part of his majority became "frondeurs" (they basically stopped voting for his laws), resulting in a total absence of majority in the Parlement. So no laws could pass efficiently, and the Article 49:3 (which isn't *that* democratic) has been spamed.
      I hope I made myself clear in some problems this Republic has. There are other ones but this is the most relevant to me.

    • @MrRemicas
      @MrRemicas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bobing1752 Article 49-3 is a bit more complicated, because then the opposition can ask for a motion of censure against the government. But since the majority in parliament isn't stupid enough to torpedoed its own government.

    • @GermanConquistador08
      @GermanConquistador08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are no good republics

  • @juliancoquelet2654
    @juliancoquelet2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “The first French Revolution, the one with all the guillotines, a.k.a the fun one.” Me a French person, laughs in French.

    • @elmehdibenhadj5770
      @elmehdibenhadj5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RON RON RON XD

    • @aayushagarwal4138
      @aayushagarwal4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@elmehdibenhadj5770 hon hon hon *

    • @marinarosario8855
      @marinarosario8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quoting other comment above:
      "The lack of rolling heads in this Republic is very unFrench".
      Your position?

    • @juliancoquelet2654
      @juliancoquelet2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marina Rosário I agree.

    • @marinarosario8855
      @marinarosario8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juliancoquelet2654 you are lovely

  • @andilesehlangu6245
    @andilesehlangu6245 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Before catching a mild case of death" This is why I love this channel

  • @allanrichardson1468
    @allanrichardson1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    A joke that was popular (in the “nerdy” circles of America) when I was a teenager in the sixties:
    A man walks into a library and asks to see a copy of the French Constitution.
    The librarian replies, “Over there in Periodicals.”

  • @UltiBlue
    @UltiBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I'll give myself a promotion!" - Napoleon

  • @Phylaetra
    @Phylaetra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have wondered this for quite a while! Thanks for the lesson!

  • @FangAzi
    @FangAzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    If I remember correctly, South Korea also has 5 Republics despite having a shorter length of life than France... Would make for a nice video idk

    • @baelonthebrave5474
      @baelonthebrave5474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Republic of Korea has had 6 Republics

    • @baelonthebrave5474
      @baelonthebrave5474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brazil has also had 6 republics.

    • @edwinhuang9244
      @edwinhuang9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baelonthebrave5474 *South Korea
      There's 2 Koreas.

    • @archmelee
      @archmelee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@baelonthebrave5474 You should have also said that it is not the Democratic Republic of Korea. AKA:North Korea.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@archmelee South Korea's official name is "The Republic of Korea". Only an idiot would assume he's talking about North Korea.

  • @hydro0759
    @hydro0759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Me-My grandmother died yesterday.
    Friend-Oh, I’m sorry. How?
    Me-She died of illness.
    Friend-What illness?
    Me-She caught a mild case of DEATH

  • @carltheperson7621
    @carltheperson7621 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I cannot believe I was just assigned this video to watch for class. You the goat History Matters.

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    France every 20 years: *BrEaKdOWn bReAkDowN*

    • @nitishkumarjurel241
      @nitishkumarjurel241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      iS tHaT A jOjO ReFeReNcE?

    • @ausername8699
      @ausername8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SHINING JUSTICE MEI BAYATE

    • @themeapster5974
      @themeapster5974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OI JOSUKE IM GONNA DO A NEW REPUBLIC A'INT THAT WACKY??

    • @brize3452
      @brize3452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are just waiting for Jean-Pierre Polnareff to begin the next one

  • @michaelrizka
    @michaelrizka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Napoleon III: *overthrew himself in a coup to declare empire
    Macron, more than a century later: I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god please nooooo

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's crazy to think about is that if Napoleon I or Napoleon III didn't get overly ambitious, France might still have an emperor at least as a constitutional monarchy (Napoleon III surprisingly got along really well with Queen Victoria and many in the British government).

  • @legion2590
    @legion2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends," Ser Jorah told her. "It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace." He gave a shrug. "They never are.”

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *VIDEO SUGGESTION:*
    Why did Greece have a coup in 1967, and what happened to their royal family, and what happened to the military junta?

    • @HellenicMapping
      @HellenicMapping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The monarchy was removed through a "referendum"

    • @kristiankepley5944
      @kristiankepley5944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vote remove or be shot

    • @randallpanka4291
      @randallpanka4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of their princes ended up in England

  • @kevinv8425
    @kevinv8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    France Republic: *gets taken over by dictator a guy named Napoleon and transferred into an empire*
    Also France as soon as the empire goes down and a new republic is installed: *elects new president named Napoleon*

    • @scythal
      @scythal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We'll do it again hon hon hon!!

    • @frippp66
      @frippp66 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      history repeating itself as farce

    • @wertyuiopasd6281
      @wertyuiopasd6281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he wasn't a dictator to us.

    • @randomsoul294
      @randomsoul294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      French people don't dislike dictatures, we only dislike bad dictators

  • @paganbearpompom
    @paganbearpompom วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Can't wait to see a new vid about the 6th which should be just around the corner

  • @alessandronovelli371
    @alessandronovelli371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    No-one:
    France: revolution

  • @therealdave06
    @therealdave06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Plot twist:
    History Matters' real name is James Bissonette

  • @ambroiseflichy913
    @ambroiseflichy913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn ! This is good
    Oversimplified but good

  • @boombler4320
    @boombler4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:33 "6. After three years, the sitting president shouldnt launch a coup to retain power. That would be uncool."
    *Ironic*

  • @neeleshsinha1425
    @neeleshsinha1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "The 4th republic was dead, long live the 5th republic"
    That cracked me 😂

  • @gedalyahreback2133
    @gedalyahreback2133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this channel. It also gets funnier when you play it at higher speeds.

  • @quotesgenius1
    @quotesgenius1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Have never been to France but getting to know it's history is incredible

    • @randomsoul294
      @randomsoul294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should come and visit us someday :)

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    China: HAH, WATCH ME MORTAL, AND BOW BEFORE MY GREATER POWERS!!!!
    France: Yes, sensei...

    • @قرآنمیراٹوائلٹپیپرہے
      @قرآنمیراٹوائلٹپیپرہے 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Francestan

    • @jackrabbit4545
      @jackrabbit4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a horrible combination of memes. Keep up the good work

    • @williamtheconqueror7807
      @williamtheconqueror7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackrabbit4545 Thanks, I'll do so. :)

    • @moetama_
      @moetama_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laughs in Sudan

    • @TheBard1999
      @TheBard1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Democrats: I would like one, for voting rights and constitution.
      Marxists: two would be nice, for wealth equality and to kill all bourgeoisie.
      France: yesss

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The image at 2:41 sums up the state of England since Brexit...

  • @josephockford2719
    @josephockford2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    In 2 years time we're going to need an updated video when James Bissonnette inevitably becomes ruling dictator supreme of the 6th French Republic. Long live the 6th Republic, long live James Bissonnette.

    • @alexp6013
      @alexp6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah the 5th is pretty stable. One or two presidents might be eliminated in a fun French get-together, but that's about it

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexp6013 VIth Republic is overdue though.
      They should rename it just to be smart and bypass the revolution stage that pops up every 70 years (at most).
      In all honesty, the Vth does have a lot of independantist sentiment due to how the 4 prior republics treated the outer regions, so we might go through a brief unification war.

    • @stratonikisporcia8630
      @stratonikisporcia8630 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexp6013 This aged like milk

    • @alexp6013
      @alexp6013 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stratonikisporcia8630
      Nahh, what's happening is pretty normal
      That's just the government being stupid
      It's all good.

  • @lavo-ld4wm
    @lavo-ld4wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm French and I loved how you synthesized our modern history ! Best video ever 👍👍👍

    • @codionfr7932
      @codionfr7932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bonjour quel est le drapeau de votre image de profil ?

    • @lavo-ld4wm
      @lavo-ld4wm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codionfr7932 Bonjour, c'est le drapeau de la communauté asexuée

  • @TerminatorHIX
    @TerminatorHIX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    France: Five republics since 1792
    South Korea: Six republics since 1948

  • @nb2008nc
    @nb2008nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    In his end of the video thank you list, he forgot to thank the French, without whose instability this particular video wouldn't have been possible.

    • @Nitroshield
      @Nitroshield ปีที่แล้ว

      You're welcome! (I'm reading the comments and I can't stop laughing, so real but the way it's written is hilarious)

  • @deltumn5899
    @deltumn5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Google: The average length of time that a civilization lasts is 349.2 years.
    France: We don't do that here

    • @TheMops14
      @TheMops14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      France is a 1000 years old, but believe what you want.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japan: Ahem!

    • @deltumn5899
      @deltumn5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonlyon730 Lol so true

    • @deltumn5899
      @deltumn5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheMops14 I dont think you understood the point or simply that its a joke

    • @ertyertyloide5778
      @ertyertyloide5778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deltumn5899 I don't think you understand the difference between a civilization and a regime.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video as usual 👍

  • @therealdave06
    @therealdave06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was going to leave a humorous comment about James Bissonette blah blah blah, but of course all the top comments are already about him.
    Never change, James

  • @abdokorib8898
    @abdokorib8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:23 Fun fact: (If I'm not wrong) France gave all of its African colonies except Algeria Independence so It can focus on the Algerian Revolution.

    • @BzhToine
      @BzhToine 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nope, it was just obvious that it would come to a decolonization no matter what, and politicians realized that. Thing with Algerie is that it was not considered as a colony but was fully integrated administratively as French territory.

  • @BartlomiejDmowski
    @BartlomiejDmowski 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:21 "What? You have a better idea?".
    Meanwhile me, a monarchist

    • @itzmespencer
      @itzmespencer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We know how French monarchies end

    • @BartlomiejDmowski
      @BartlomiejDmowski 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@itzmespencer Revolution. Yeah, but I feel that in modern era, French monarchy didn't get enough chance to shine

  • @subbyplayz6332
    @subbyplayz6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When the French has five republics in under two centuries but you did the same in only one.
    The Phillippines: I am speed.

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You could say France was going through it's teenage years the last few hundred years. And it couldn't decide what would be best for itself

  • @drunkcatphil9911
    @drunkcatphil9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I remember reading a line about the British (the English specifically) “we don’t really do revolutions, we prefer satire” and you can see why when you get a front row see seat to watch the French go at it

    • @backintimealwyn5736
      @backintimealwyn5736 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the english did invent decapitation of king though. It was their idea.

  • @karthago1469
    @karthago1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    A time traveller arrives at France in the 19th century. He asks: "are we here in a monarchy?"
    A peasant answers "Well you see, it seems to change every minute."

    • @stratonikisporcia8630
      @stratonikisporcia8630 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time traveller: "Are we here in a monarchy ?"
      Peasant: "CAPDIDIOU ! COUEZ D'ANGLOIS !"

  • @NanarStudios
    @NanarStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    France: 5 republics starting in 1792
    History Matters: "that's a lot"
    Meanwhile South Korea with 6 republics starting in 1948: *THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM*