The Strange World Of FAKE Restoration Channels! Battle Rants
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- When there are people who make great content there is always going to be someone who wants to copy you with little to no effort put in... that would be the subject of this video, come with me and explore the world of fake restoration channels, where they fake what they do to make a quick buck.
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Battleforge making this video:
*PAINIS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY*
Painis cupcacke
"Would you look at all them BLOCKS"
Is he a soldier main?
Painis :)
But did Sun Tzu say that?
I felt every single cell of my body die when he started washing that motherboard
MY EYES!
Forbidden spa session
Washing a mainboard isn't something new. I've seen more tech savvy people do it too. You just have to make sure it's dried thoroughly.
People have been putting mother bords in dishwashers since the 486 era
@@NSHG it’s better to use isopropyl
Let’s hope this non-scp content gets more views
TF2 gameplay in a Battleforge video is a surreal experience.
Agreed
Ye that's cool
Yeah
I always thought restoration videos were the one type of video that nobody could really do badly
Apparently these guys have found a way to fuck even that up
Their video broke the rules that kod from 2 grade knows
I think its the same guy but they're still making awful videos today, they just do this stuff in reverse, and they smear mud on stuff to make them look dirty, but they DID figure out that if they sand a car down it'll get surface rust quickly and look really really rusty so they're getting smarter
Oh boy. Have you seen Vietnamese construction channels? Let's just say that asides the HORRIBLE and often non-existent safety standards... I highly doubt the houses and roads that they build are structurally sound, or have long before turning into broken down ruins; and these are the construction projects that look nice and pretty at the end. It's a fascinating rabbit hole to go down into.
he didnt reply yet
what i have learnt from this video is that water can fix anything. broken arm? run it under the tap, wrapped your car around a tree? soak it with a hose and its magically brand new.
Damn your soldier loadout looks fresh.
Many thanks!
soldier gaming
@@Battleforge heartwarming
scout gaming
sniper gaming
Not even a computer nerd, but holy shit, HE PUT THE PARTS IN WATER.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Just saying as long as the parts dont have any power running through it they should be fine to be submered for short periods of time
@@liamswiderski8978 yeah, but because most of the parts contained capacitors that he didn't seem to discharge, there would still have been current
it's been said already, but water doesn't actually hurt electronics as much as people think, it'll just fuck it up if there's any water anywhere in an electronic while it's on, if it's dry then whatever for the most part
@@ethand4784 any deposited minerals or impurities _could_ cause a short. while you probably *can* submerge a discharged, disconnected set of electronics in *pure* h20 and not have issues, you're really rollin' the dice if you use municipal supplies. (and if you have the ability to distill water, you can distil pure alcohol. technicians love them some 99% isopropyl.)
@@tinoesroho People like derbauer who knows his shit washes motherboards in dishwasher
"if it's been a year, I'm gonna bloody reply, if I don't have a ham sandwich" I feel bad for the poor soul who had his comment read while he had a ham sandwich.
*but god forbid if it was bologna*
You should randomly add in SCP content to confuse the people into thinking this is another CB video.
I was so scared odd tinkering was gonna be one of the fakes then you mentioned them at the start. Am happy.
i love how they just cover it in mud and then clean it off and call it a restoration
I'm coming back in a year to leave a comment and you better respond
EDIT: I haven't forgotten, 1 months in
We will watch your career with great interest.
@@spooderman4008 I've already written it on my calender, as long as I don't die it's happening
@@kabosustan2484 We will be waiting for your return.
Comment, made 😎
MAKE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS
this issue isnt talked about enough and its an actual problem with not just restoration videos but animal rescue channels too
And still youtube admins perfectly let these kind of fake restoreation and rescue videos run. No matter, how many reports and comments tell that this is way over the acceptable limit.
Even the number of dislikes already hidden.... TH-cam community guidelines??? :DDDDDDDDDDDD Yepp...
Backyard Ballistics did the world a great disservice when he defined those two categories of fake restorations. He defined "mild fakes" people actually weathering the objects then restoring them, but that's not always the case. In many cases, they film the objects being ruined, then arrange the clips in REVERSE ORDER to make it look like it's getting better. They just destroy an object and throw it away!
The intro of the "restoration" channel's video reminds me of those animal abuse videos. "Finding" an animal on the side of a road or in a trap that they *totally* didn't put the animal in themselves.
"copying pyrocynical" two seconds later "anyone need voice acting?" me, working on a hunt down the freeman clone... ££££
I absolutely love these internet culture critiques. Good show, keep it going you.
Thanks, will do!
As an electroengineering student and speaking also for my classmate i have shown this to..... This "restoring" video hurt us internally on emotional levels achieved very rarely in the occasions of seeing the skits saying "how to make your intel socket fit AMD CPUs where they just take a chissel and scrub off all the pins in the socket 😭 (otherwise I personaly the new commentary kinda thing, keep it up 👌)
Yay, TF2! hope these commentary videos are do good because I’m really enjoying them.
Get something working, film it work, dissasemble, film assemblying it, dissasemble and destroy, film "finding it", film "restoring" the destruction you did - done.
Haha its rocket jumper from fortnite
This is a joke, right?
Is it the honey-covered, naked, lead poisoned, extremely insane, lover of America, teleporter of bread, admirer of Sun Tzu, soldier from team fortress 2, the ultimate hat collection sim of the decades?
I love that you’re bridging out don’t get trapped doing only one type of content if you can
This physically hurts to watch, but luckily you're playing TF2 so I'm happy.
Someone get him a Evan Royalty scp movie voice acting role.
Me : Expert at breaking computers in unsatisfying manners.
The video : SATISFACTORY TO MY EXPERTISE
Also Me : MY EYES
O5: Theres a mole behind us...
Battleforge: who?
*6 hours ago*
Gaben: Your hired, forge..
You can technically clean pc components with distilled water, but it'd probably require multiple baths in clean distilled water for it to be mostly safe.
I think it was river water... in the original video he cleans the case in an actual river...
Restoration R.A is definitely a fake channel. Heck, that channel even destroys the things to then "fix" them, & then doesn't fix them properly. Worst of all, these fake restoration channels take viewers away from legit restoration channels like TronicsFix & Odd Tinkering.
Hopefully one day I can find 20 different game consoles in one junkyard
This needs more attention bro and thank you for making this. There are also phone and other restoration videos that they found in the garbage areas, and they are doing it all scripted btw.
Wow, I thought NO ONE was going to talk about this. Thank you!
this whole video can be summed up by "BRUH"
*me thinking the video can't be that bad* *dips the motherboard in water* *slowly walks to the window and jumps out head first*
the quality of your content is increasing every video, it really makes me happy to watch your videos, i can feel the happy vibes you emanate.
That PC literally looked like it barely survived a nuclear explosion, still beyond repair
I respect you for using the panic attack over the shotgun, very cool of you. And remember: If the pyro can airblast, run or shotgun!
7:30 This "weird magic rock" is a rosin. This is the most used and popular flux in Russia.
It works just like regular soldering flux.
Yup, it helps the solder flow better instead of globbing up. It can also be ground to a power and mixed with alcohol to make a more liquid/pasty mixture. What's interesting is that it's just regular resin, like the kind that oozes out of trees and that people who play string instruments rub onto their bows to increase friction.
I'm honestly surprised he decided to unplug the power supply before he "restored" it, Christ.
God I’m so glad odd tinkering is liget, his ww1 lighter restoration is one of my favorite videos on the internet
Who said its legit? His mate.
Mac Users: Thats why you should use a mac, harder to repair, making fake non devoted people who wants to "fix" them to rage and not produce shitty videos
Mac users: *laughs in overpriced+underpowered hardware
He must just be the engineer. Hits something with a tool that should not be used for its current use and the object gets better!
Pretty sure this is what happens if you give your pc to The Verge to be repaired
In the next episode: the guy takes a broken tablet and put it in the washing machine
I really like this format. I liked your voice before already, so now that its the focus its pretty cool.
And, I think its probably better in terms of content reach. Sure, now that we come off mostly SCP these vids have less views than usual, but i think that sooner or later more people of different interests will come across these videos.
Good vid BF.
I’ve assembled one computer in my life (with a lot of help) and I hardly even know how computers work but this still physically pained me to watch.
guy:washing the morherboard on Water
Battleforge:pain
Me:dying
Love the new content, you made me realize new things to laugh at. Thanks for making my day great!
This has got to be the Elsagate of tech videos.
Teleportation mud, amazing ... no other way it could've gotten inside the sealed HDD case :D
You should see his restoration of a “50 year old” three series BMW magically turned into a seven series BMW at the end of the video!
The only reason the hard drive part was survivable was the fact you could faintly hear the TF2 gameplay in the background.
4:42 And that "restoration" guy left battery onboard.
also the gasket on that hard drive looked perfect, there is now way it would have gotten that much crud if any inside of it
the lid was used to eat noodles 😂 😂 😂 😂
Loving the commentary man, keep it up!
Guy Banana: Quick how do we trick people to watch this video
Guy Orange:idk lets dismantle and destroy something than reverse the video
Guy Banana: ...
its basically adeptus mechanicus pornography lol. "yes, remove the casing, spread those oils...oh omnissiah, its having a bath!"
This reminds me of those fake "animal rescue" channels....
But instead of hurting animals they're hurting computers!
That means those fake primitive tech videos also hurt something. Did they hurting dirt?
"oh he's put it in a bowl water"
-Battleforge, 2021
Imagine: He buy the PS2 & Xbox 360 Consoles & Destroy them & throw them in a Dumpster & then, in a Video he picks it up & RePaIrE It! He acatually picks those Broken Console that he Destroyed in a Same Dumpsters!
4:45 bro this with doom eternal music
my ass would be on the floor laughing.
Fun fact: Any channel that makes something aimed for kids has more autism than the entirety of 4chan. Well any channel that only plays popular games and has clickbaity thumbnails
Most of these fake "restoration" videos are from India. They do it backwards by taking something, like a TV or stereo receiver, that is in good condition and then bury it in mud or make it rust.
@judaspreistvlct Well, most of them are from Vietnam, which has more fake "restoration videos".
This is a very nice topic i hadnt heard of before. These commentaries will always be good if you can find original topics to talk about!
How come I only just found this ._.
Awesome change of pace, would love to see more!
I only watch Odd Tinkering, so the other channels were new to me. I thought that you were gonna rip that channel apart. The other channels I see now got me on a "WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING" reaction of the logic behind the process. I do have good knowledge in the basics of electrical appliances, and it makes me cry to see the other channels ruining tech just to get views.
I'm mad obsessed with fake restoration videos it's like milking nostalgia and doing a good deed lol.
they literally started to fire themselves
that "magic rock" is probably just a mass of resin for soldering.
How many braincells did we loose
VV
Having not fully finished your video, I choose to believe he filmed that in reverse. The first thing he filmed would be him booting it up. The last thing will be him picking it up from the side of the road
Edit: I am expecting a reply lol
The waterbath.... THE WATERBATH! I... lost years of life watching that
I liked when he brushed the hard drive disc with a brush.
Been a fan for a long time now and I'm super happy to see you branching out. My advice is to do whatever you fancy doing no matter how different. Do what you enjoy and I'll enjoy it with ya!
8:12 someone is playing tf2 in the background, you can hear the soldier scream "go go go!"
I'm going Insane I swear, I saw the spy backstab someone and thought he had to wait 30 seconds to do it again WHY WORLD WHYYYY
The spy death scream was perfect at around 8:06 when the hard drive was put in the water lol, keep making great content!
Tf2, as back ground that’s quite a lot of pog.
I died when he put the damn computer in water. xD
you've got a great amount of technical skill in tf2, n i c e.
How many bots did you run into to get that footage?
Oh my god. This is just those fake animal rescues but with tech.
This content is a nice break from SCP, not saying the scp content is bad, but saying it's a nice break. Love the Content.
Battleforge how about talk about Fake Animal Rescue channels and exploit them.
a harmless version of fake animal rescue videos
Ah, a soldier main. I'll be expecting a TF2 Epic Rocket Jumps compilation v3456 soon!
I really liked how the TF2 audio still played in the background of the clip. As soon as they put the assembled hard drive in the water bath a spy screamed in game
I don’t understand how it’s a whole genre in TH-cam where they “restore” devices. Horrible
Same happens with tools. They destroy a functioning tool with solutions that create surface rust; then they clean the rust off & call it restored.
Even me, A person with little experience with restoration, Know that is truly, beyond repair-
Oh my god. Series idea-
He is doing the street fighter bunks stage but replacing the car with a already totaled computer
How did the internals of the power supply get smashed if the case was still straight? Replacing components on the power supply is actually easier than in other parts of the computer because the traces and contacts are big and parts are few.
I saw multiple videos of fake DS "restorations", it's pretty obvious to see that it's fake.
this restoration is as real as Steve jobs calling me from India in 2021
I don't even think it came with a side panel
As someone going to college for computers, that man is a disgrace.
Keep uploading those fake restoration videos. And, There's no way that hard drive would ever work after what he did to it. Thanks for the upload.
During the hard drive section I could still hear your game of tf2. When he stuck the knife in to open it a kill sound could be heard and the first time I heard it I thought I was hearing things.
this is still better than the fake animal rescue channels
He dried the MAGNETIC DISC with a hair dryer
The hard drive clean up had me not cringing but rather laughing hysterically.
Oh God! Even there Tech is speaking *Vietnamese!*
**Vietnam jungle flashback**
*"The Trees! There speaking Vietnamese"*
Also side note, you mentioning that ham sandwich made me hungry...