John Mulaney: New in Town - Ice-T on "SVU" & Old Murder Investigations
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- John Mulaney isn't sure why Ice-T is always shocked in every episode of "Law & Order: SVU" after 11 years of working in the sex crimes department.
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"I found a pool of the killer's blood!"
"Hmm... gross."
I loved all of this, but that part was hilarious.
Monica C « the killer’s blood » which makes sense
@@imanel4632 oh hey, thanks for the correction! Not so sure why I typed it wrong, but I fixed it. :)
Monica C omg I️ want to like you comment but it’s at 666
@@skylarcraft477 me too
Now you can like it
john mulaney Speaks Like Capitalizing Every Letter But In Real Life
OH MY GOD You're right
I see what you did there
😆
YES
SO TRUE
John Mulaney- looks like a Kennedy Family offspring, yet sounds like a 14-year old boy impersonating a 1970s sportscaster.
He looks like a 53 year old swing singer was trapped in a 14 year old rich kid
r/rareinsults
@jesus himself I love your name
Also the most clever comedienne around today. Comedienne. That's my attempt at humor.
r/rareinsults
As a non native english speaker is beyond me how you people see "dick wolf" at every episode and don't die laughing, how is that even a real name.
Don't worry, we laugh to
Dick is a shorthand for Richard sometimes
In the credits of the same show there always is a guy named Speed Weed and I always just die
@@Mighty.Aphrodite Now I wanna know if that's an alias or not.
You think that’s bad, one of the producers is named Speed Weed
Or like when someone binges too many John Mulaney videos?
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari nope that’s not a problem everyone who doesn’t do this has a problem *nervous* *chukle*
HA HA!! Funny. 😂
Don’t attack me like that!
Im living for this and the blue meanie profile picture
And comments on them
One line that never gets enough recognition is "scratchy lotteries." The simple brilliance of that phrase is incredible. I had to pause and laugh the first time I heard it.
Ik, I love that part 3:49
I always felt like ice's character was like someone's dad blundered into a police investigation and just decided to make himself useful, immediately making him my favorite character.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I'm.... I'm not understanding why that's so funny. 😅 But comedy is subjective so it's just me lol
@@danitho Its not funny, its asinine.
@@velenvskaelhas borderline racist
"You mean like when..." - Ice T
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Nice work, tall child.
Sourabh Katti
Now get some rest.
Nah he's a tall Asian girl
@@dontburstmybubble686
He is a tiger mom.
that tall child looks bad, he's gotta stop burning the candle from both ends
Literally me
The "1935 murder investigation" part was hilarious 😂
"Detective! We found a pool of the killers blood in that hallway!"
"Gross! Mop it up. Now then, back to my hunch."
Spider noir
4:35
This is what Barry Allen gets up to when he's not running around Central City
Comedy Central City
James Motimele OMG YASS
I was thinking this same thing
I guess I’ll be Iris West Allen, and in the audience supporting him. (Btw I’m a 17 year old black girl)
*_flash flash flash_*
Guys, stop making fun of him. You know how sensitive he is about his feminine hips
Ms Freakshow no he’s a proud Asian American woman
A very inspiration for all the tiger moms out there
but that's the thing he's sensitive about, all of the 8th graders know it
He's an independent strong black woman who don't need no man
CURSE THOSE EIGHT GRADERS!!!!!
Help it 2am and I want to sleep.
“I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, and I’m new in town.”
y- ya gonna close with new in town?
I mean,I am an ace myself, but being gay is not a reason to get money.
"There's no single men left in Manhattan!!!"
"Imma go up to him and say hello. No that's to subtle. Imma push him."
🤣🤣🤣
Your telling me this guy gets paid for telling jokes
Yeah Ice he's a comedian and he's doing a stand up routine
@OnThisSideoftheSky yeah man you got it
“You work at a comedy club. You’re gonna have to get used to that.”
@OnThisSideoftheSky PLEASE CONTINUE FOR 4 MORE HOURS
LMAO his response for "midget" and the "N- Word"... was on point and hilarious. Thus proving the stupidity of network execs
Executive Producer
Dick Wolf
_"Hmmm, gross. Mop it up!"_
I'm trying to sleep, and I'm just bursting out laughing in the middle of the night.
That reminds me of the time I had insomnia and was looking for videos to watch. I found one that was hilarious, but my aunt and her Yorkshire terrier were asleep in the next room so I couldn’t laugh out loud. I was just convulsing with suppressed laughter.
“We’ll draw chalk around where the body is... that way they know where it was...” 😂😂😂😂
“And if anyone asks, you tell ‘em it was Golden Joe and the Suggins Gang!”
absolutely underrated joke
That Suggins Gang was no joke. They left their blood and fedoras all over the place!
I’m back here after the actual Ice T scene was JUST recommended to me.
The “when someone drinks too much, and snorts cocaine or bets the house on the ponies?” Is a legitimate quote...
Same!
Episode is called "secrets"
I always felt like ice's character was like someone's dad blundered into a police investigation and just decided to make himself useful, immediately making him my favorite character.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
He literally plays Ice-T if he changed his name and became a detective.
Then should be the joke about the actor age vs character age. Ice t 65 now.. so how old is sgt tutuola on svu?? All the yrs on the job. Started w svu in 1999-2000 replacing Jeffries. Then not till a episode in the amaro / post stabler era did they say he was in the military as a army ranger.. all the yrs before and never mentioned. They investigated a assault case on a military base.. all those yrs w ex marine stabler then ex army amaro . Boom outta nowhere fin was a army ranger.. ???😂
And Ice Ts character always say “ SOMEBODY CALL A BUS” when an ambulance is needed. I love it every time.
That’s all of them though.
Bus is police jargon for an ambulance.
Dude, John is so underrated in my opinion
Exactly!
Yeah tho bjt his voice makes it funny x3
SpaceCadetAtom haha yes! I just texted my sis she needs to watch some of his material.
He just hosted SNL, so he's about to blow up.
Every American on tumblr doesn’t shut up about him. I don’t think the Brits rate him at all.
I think im inlove with John
Mia Same
Mia we all are
This tall child has captured us like no one else
Mia you think?
Kristine I think the same about u
Cicero Araujo wow! Creepy much?
"Or snorts cocaine...Or bets the house on the ponies?"
That was my favorite part LOL
T actually says that!
4:41 "MMn... Gross!" i laughed so hard
Does anybody else see him as looking like an older Grant Gustin
NO! But I think that's just because I don't know who Grant Gustin is.
Ron Garcia look him up you'll see
He's the Flash if you've watched that.
he has a bit about this in Kid Gorgeous (still touring, saw it in June in Baltimore, think it will be on Netflix). People think he’s The Flash all the time apparently
That’s exactly what i was thinking
SVU really does say “anal contusions” quite a lot
"Genital bruising" is another one
John Mulaney speaks like a dignified but outspoken southern matriarch. “They make a day of it!”
Well, he is becoming more like his mother.
@@PaperbackWizard It’s the feminine hips I tell ya😂
Anyone remember when Ice T used to be a rapper? Who would've thunk he'd turn out to be a good actor.
Rowynne Crowley Ice T actually was a gangster in Compton for awhile. Hated cops so much that the band he was in (which I cant remember the name of atm) made songs about cops being pigs and they talk about how shitty police are. Personally its really ironic to me that someone who hated cops so much that he helped write songs about how awful they are, is now playing a detective with the LAPD in the sex crimes division.
castiels winchester ty it’s always interesting learning that stuff
I just laughing at the fact that you said “thunk”
ania haha I just laughing at the the fact that u sed I just laughing at the fact
NYPD*
I've seen this special multiple times. That scene from SVU randomly come on in the break room at my job the other day and I almost burst out laughing. John's reenactment of it is spot-on.
And then his law and order jokes sbout the same kinds of characters on law and order.. guy who can’t stop working while talking w police, judge who allows everything, and nyc bartender who remembers every customer who ever came into the bar 😂😂👍
Man, John Mulaney sounds just like Drew Gooden.
E. Keough he does, oh my god
they look the same too oml
they are secret twins
E. Keough -how dare you, this is a legend, a hero- more like *Drew* sounds like *John*
Who is Drew Gooden?
Funny enough, I’m currently watching the episode that he’s referring to and those are the exact lines that Ice-T says. :)
Zachary Coffin what episode is it? Lol
Season 2 Episode 12. Episode is titled "Secrets" :)
Well, if it was season two, he was still new. :)
SCSilk currently working my way through the newer seasons (17, 18, 19, 20) He still kinda does that.
What show is it?
“I’ll tell ya what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around where the body is, that way, we’ll know where it was.” That part always gets me 😂😂😂
Everyone in my house is asleep and when he said "Tell 'em it was Golden Joe and the Suggins gang!" I had to try so hard to not burst out laughing, to the point where I couldn't breathe and almost started crying
this joke is still solid af.
I watched the clip. He actually says verbatim "bets the house on the ponies"
John Mulaney: he'll have you laughing in a flash
Detective we found a pool of the killers blood in that hallway!
Hmm. Gross, mop it up. Now then, back to my hunch..
"Mmm... _gross_ !"
“Scratchy Lotteries” had me dead 💀 😂 😂
It’s between this and the “What’s New Pussycat?” jokes that are my favorites of Mulaney. He’s such a legend.
Hear me out, guys- John Mulaney and his wife are Hades and Persephone.
How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
I laughed so hard at this
Two weeks ago on tumblr
oh god, yes.
the best part is, hades isn't even a bad person 😆
yes, but john is persephone
Except he’s actually Persephone and Anna is Hades
I love how his Ice T impression sounds like a Black Christopher Walken 😂😂😂 This dude is hilarious!
I lost it at "they dressed up like they're going to church in Atlanta" LOL
This is one of the best bits ever he nails Ice-T on SVU lol
His Ice T impression on the ‘Or like when....’ part sounded like Jason from ‘The Good Place’.
Boomers: Boomer is like saying the N word!
The rest of us: 0:37
Nicole Chan Oml yes that was perfect
Which boomers say that...?
@@Windelhelm at the peak of "OK Boomer" that comparison was all over the place
Corny
*Karen
YOU CANT PUT MIDGET ON TV,
MULANEY: I SURE WOULD LIKE TO
NO YOU CANT SAY THAT ON TV IT IS WORSE THAN THE N WORD
MULANEY: I SAID FIRST OFF -NOO-
I love PTX and Superfruit too
And every Stefon segment had midgets in it
@@kathryn3950 its Stefon
the genius of comedy is that it is incisive more than any other discipline. comedians are on average far more intelligent than most folks because they see the irony, hypocrisy and can present it to us with humor and respect
Exactly!
Thanks, nerd (jk my guy very thorough analysis)
r/iamverysmart
@canthemum I haven't met a funny man who wasn't smart
@canthemum class clowns aren’t always comedians though... A lot of them are only “funny” for being rude to teachers or for physical “comedy.” But actually distinguished comedians know how to make witty and relevant observations
He sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth
Edit: Aaaaand he voices Andrew from Big Mouth-
Fandom Smoothie
You didn’t have to edit that in...let the youtubers hate on you for saying that 😂😂😂
OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA??
@@pastelsparadox Me neither. Then again I've never seen the show, so....
Also the voice of spider ham from the spiderverse film.
That show sucks.
My own list of Ice T addiction examples
You mean like when someone drinks all the chocolate milk
Or when someone takes too many pills
Or when someone plays too much Fortnite
Or when someone buys too many bags of candy
Or when someone watches too many youtube videos
Or when someone watches too many youtube videos, and then falls asleep cuz it’s 5 in the morning
EpicsBroFlame or when someones sister wont stop doing tik tok dances
@@julietaweaver8967 is she hot?
joaquin shes 12...
JOHN MULANYYYYY o my gosh MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN EVER
2:26 - 2:45 His expressions are so perfectly hilarious😂 It’s really a different experience watching and not just listening to the audio
I use to thinkJohn was Barry from the Flash series
He actually has a bit about that from his standup... I don't recall hat the name is, but it came out earlier this year on Netflix. Kid Notorious, I think.
Kid Gorgeous
Thats exactly what i was thinking
They look so alike, in my opinion 😯😂
It’s part of the reason I’m I love with him 😂
i love imagining john mulaney sitting at home watching law and order special victims unit and thinking about a mildly funny observation about one scene in one episode and thinking "hey thats good material for some standup". really gives me the confidence to do standup about how my grandmother pronounces coupons or about how flanderized kirk was in the new episodes of gilmore girls. nothing is too esoteric.
He delivers jokes SO FUCKING WELL
The close up on 2:26 makes the whole thing so much funnier
Ice T saw this joke and wrote the song "Talk shit, get shot".
LMFAOOO
Ice-t, known for his song "cop killer", now plays a cop in like 25 movies and tv shows
“That way we’ll know where it was”
The closeup and the eyes going side to side had me rollin
John Mulaney is so funny and talented. He has me cracking up when he imitates Ice- T.
“Like they’re going to church in Atlanta”
HAHAHAHA! Dude! I’m watching SVU right now and I just saw that scene with Ice-T! I had to pause it and laugh out loud! It’s real! I thought he was making the shit up!
Watching this and praying he’s doing better after rehab. He deserves nothing but happiness and health. Love you so much John 💗🙏🏽
John Mulaney is so white, he pronounces the second T in Atlanta.
"Rat-at-touie"
"At lant a"
some people don't even pronounce the first one lol
No he’s a proud Asian American woman 😂
what do you call white people that say At-lana
@@fandomcringebucket southerners
This is pound-for-pound some of the best 6 minutes you can hear in standup in recent memory. You got the "worse word" bit, the Ice-T SVU bit, the "Hmm, gross" pre-DNA bit, and the Suggins bank robbing gang all back to back to back to back. All classics
He got me hooked during the first 5 seconds with the words “it’s wrong to make fun of people but it’s so fun”
Ice-T on SVU is like the lead military guy on the Stargate series. He is reacting to the evidence like the watching audience would and thus be relatable. It's funny as hell if you think of the character as a real person but the reaction is a semi-4th wall break to involve the audience a bit more, it's great storytelling like how campfire horror stories are told that use elements of the environment in which the story takes place.
Anyone else thinks he looks like Grant Gustin from the flash?
he once tweeted grant saying the people at the airport were disappointed i wasn't you
Yes
This dude actually makes me laugh out loud.Such a rare thing in comedy.
Once again here, been on a binge of SVU and lost it, i was literally shaking with laughter just thinking about this
So we’re going back and forth:
“You can’t say that word on TV.”
“I want to!”
“If you put that word on TV, there could be a protest of midgets on this building!”
And I said “Promise?”
"If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them,*nods head* that's the worse word."
this is so true,though.
Does he have any new stand ups this guy is hilarious but I’ve only seen two stand ups from him
henrī cousin on Netflix, there is “new in town” and “comeback kid” but he does have a comedy special that’s a album, that I found on Spotify. That and also his show “Oh Hello” that he did with nick kroll is on Netflix too.
He also voice acts on this cartoon on Netflix called big mouth. It's weird and crude but funny as hell.
He'll hopefully have a new special soon, he's on tour now
iheartjared74 he just announced on twitter, his new special in Netflix “Kid Gorgeous” is gonna be on there May 1st
bekahme95 sweet! I saw kid gorgeous in Chicago. He surprised us all and performed The Salt and Pepper Diner. It was amazing!
2:40 Finally someone said it! I couldn't have said it better. Ice-T's character should not be so surprised anymore, he should be jaded. Thank you Spider-Ham! mY HERO!
we need to talk more about how cute john is when he says ridiculous 🥺
3:15 foreshadowing
theory confirmed: john milan eu actually was a detective in the 30s
The addiction scene with ice t played right before this... way to go TH-cam algorithm
Rewatching many skits after reading the news. John I hope you come out of rehab a better and a bigger man. We love you
Rick and Morty and John Mulaney have perfectly imitated Ice-T
Don't you mean Water T?
“first off, no” kills me every time and idk why😂
this man is HILARIOUS!!!! i can't get enough!!🤣
"Midget is as bad as the N word"
"First of, NO"
This is probably one of his best bits
Livy DiJoseph is this old
reaper Green a little. It’s from 2012
I’ve watched this probably 50 times and I still laugh 😂😂
I've never laughed out loud to a comedy video until now 😂
Why is he mentioning BOTH of my most favorite TV shows?! I loved this.
That Ice T impression is mad accurate 😂
To this day, “we’ll make a day of it” is one of my favorite phrases to use because of this bit
I love at the end when he says "they make a day of it"
oh i get it you mean like when someone drinks too much or snorts cocaine or bets the house on the ponies?
or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes or like when someone shops too much with credit cards or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up
Yeah, Ice- you got it.
"They make a day of it" that got me
The killers blood joke really killed me. Hilariously funny =D
I literally just watched that exact scene of sex addiction svu
lol same this just came on the autoplay
This man is a national treasure.
I’m watching the first svu seasons since I started watching around season 15, just came across the sex addiction episode and had to run here to rewatch cause the quote was actually accurate 😭
"or like someone..." HAHAAAAA! Our minds are very much alike, John.
I could listen to four hours of John Mulaney talking about old time investigations.
My sister and I watch Law & Order:SVU almost every night. Earlier today I watched this video. Turns out tonight's episode was the one he's talking about 🤣
2:52 It was on the other night too. Season 2, Episode 12: "Secrets"
So charming and foreveryoung
I heard that accent and immediately thought...."He's talking about Ice T ain't he?" 😅