How Do Animals Swallowed Alive Actually Die and Do Any Ever Get Out Alive After?
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We’ve all heard the story of Jonah being swallowed by the whale, and then, along with his father Geppetto, creating a fire so that the whale sneezes them out … Or something like that. Whatever the case, being swallowed whole is a fate that has permeated our mythology and stories throughout time. But what is the actual typical progression to death when an animal gets swallowed whole? And are there any animals outside of more commonly known things like tapeworms that occasionally survive the ordeal and go along their merry way, whether by fighting their way out or simply being pushed out the other end?
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Oh holy shit you guys are about to learn how many christians live in america and how bad their sense of humor is.
@@billiecruz4399 we have a sense of humor its just unnecessary. You can't make fun of anything else but straight white people fat people and Christians.
@@Black-Sun_Kaiser I feel like you think that having an opinion is the same thing as making a joke.
it's not, STOP TRYING TO CANCEL SIMON YOU SJW
@@billiecruz4399 im not saying cancel anything just piss off
@@billiecruz4399 I can say what I want and so can he but I don't have to view it so I was just wondering if he gave a damn or not
I actually have seen an example of a frog being swallowed alive and living. I was fishing in a pond on the family farm and decided to test out a new lure. I felt a fish strike it but then nothing so after a minute or so I decided to reel in and cast again, but it felt like I was dragging something, which turned out to be a decent sized bass about 17 inches long which had completely swallowed the lure past the point of which I could dig it out by hand (which is why it wasn't fighting the hooks, as the lure was somewhere in the guts rather than in the mouth) so I killed the bass and then sliced open the midsection to dig the lure out when all of a sudden a frog, covered in some nasty looking substance, came jumping out and went right back to the pond. There was only one other witness to the event but to this day it is most definitely one of the wildest things I've seen.
this is fuckin awesome
@@narlynarwhals27 I wish I had it on video
Holy crap yo that's insane
@Ænigma7482 the chosen one
@Ænigma7482 that is one of the coolest stories on how someone got a new pet I have ever heard
um, have you ever heard of the fantastic tale of Lemywinks the Gerbil King?
To be fair, he was swallowed by the other end. 🤔
Steve Colarik he was inserted not swallowed 😂
Nooooooooooo
Did he make it thru the maze?🐁
Ah yes. The tale as old as time itself.
TIFO: "On the plus side, humans can apparently take heart in the fact that among the multitudes of unpleasant ways we can die, we never have to worry about being swallowed alive."
Vore fetishists: "Existence is pain."
Science can do wonders, and one day some vore loving scientists will "accidentally makes a giant"
@@flaretheartist and said fucker will proced to be gunned down by me
@@flaretheartistand a prey drive for humans will be an “unfortunate side effect” of the giant’s procedure
WHO SWALLOWS FRENCH FRIES WHOLE??? DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU TO CHEW YOUR FOOD??
I have swallowed a live Shiner before.
Allegedly.
The guy in Chubbyemu's new video
If you really want someone to learn to chew their food, have them deal with what happened to me. I vomited crispy chicken.....Never again will I not chew my food.
exactly 🤣
No, my mother didn’t need to
“Shawshank Redemption style”- such a way with words. 😆
Why he picked burrito night I'll never know
@@mdr48371 😂
9:15 - insectoid moneymakers was also a good one!!
it wasn't until recently that I watched the movie again and caught Red saying escape was a "shitty pipe dream". You have never heard more accurate foreshadowing in your life.
reddead redemption
First thing I think about eating things alive is a pelican. TH-cam has been kind enough to recommend a pelican swallowing a pigeon, course I clicked on it...
Craig Schnagl
There’s a video somewhere of a gator eating a pelican whole alive.
I only saw the thumbnail, good enough for me. I'm not about to click on it.
@@lindaterrell5535 a pelican eating a gator would be scarier than that
On the Oregon coast I once watched as pelican eat a seagull that was injured.
And I have watched a cow eat a mole and a cow eat a snake.
Creeped me out at age 14 since I was under the impression that they only ate grass. Opportunity eaters, I guess.
(Edit = typo)
@@jaymevosburgh3660 Cattle require protein and small easy to digest animals can be a supplement. The most I've heard of a cow eating intentionally was a few frogs though.
Gepetto? That's the fella from Pinocchio, did Danny write this script to slip that nugget in?? :P
It must be. Jonah was swallowed by a big fish, then later regurgitated because God made the whale do so (which is a bit of a deus ex... well... deo, if you ask me). Gepetto was indeed Pinocchio's maker/father, and (at least in the Disney version) they were inside a whale and lit a fire to make the whale sneeze them out.
The longer I watch the more I think this was a Danny script
Geppetto*
@@daanwilmer Not sure which country you are from so not sure if you have heard of Harry Enfield's "Kevin" character. The significance of this, is that Jonah was written as satire. If you watch "Kevin" then put him in as Jonah it makes far more sense.
“Anyone’s who’s thrown up and seen a fully intact frenchfry from lunch” WHO is swallowing friends whole
Right? I always chew my friends properly before swallowing
@@_HappyRadio_ forget unchewed french fries, who eats their friends?
@@chadwillett619 Wait... you don't??
I always try to chew my friends but their all squirmy and screaming and they always make a mess!
“WHO is swallowing fries whole?!” That’s what you meant right?
"Oh, gee. He's up to my knee!" ... "Oh fiddle. He's up to my middle!" ... "Oh, heck. He's up to my neck!" ... "Oh, dread. He's up to my...."
I listened to that Peter, Paul and Mary record as a kid.
That is fair, he is up to my hair :)
Oh Shelly
Ah, Silverstien.
@@motherrabbit4991 he wrote music as well. He wrote a novelty song called 25 Minutes to Go for Johny Cash in much the same style as this poem.
4:45 - Don't forget the body can only hold its breath for so long. Eventually you will involuntarily gasp for air and here comes the acid.
The record for longest breath is around 20 mins. Without military grade laxitives, you would be there for a few hours to a day. And around 20 mins, you would begin to dissolve into a slurry. Fun.
@@ponyempiresunite9702 Lol "military grade". Kind of a strange standard to hold a medicine to
Has there ever been a case of somebody being accidentally buried alive with a bell or a phone, them using it to call for help, and being successfully rescued?
Yes, in fact it was fairly common among the wealthy and paranoid to have a string leading from a coffin to a bell above ground for a certain amount of time in case of a possible live burial.
@@torianholt2752 That's exactly the practice I'm referring to. I just haven't heard of anybody actually being rescued this way. I'm just wondering if there are any recorded examples.
@@Pining_for_the_fjords IDK to be honest. Live burials definitely occurred, albeit rarely; God forgive.
There have been exhumations that have noted nail marks inside the casket, just saying.
Do I have a story to share! Now I'm not sure how much of this story is true or exaggerated, but I'll retell what I've been told.
Long before I was born, my great grandmother appeared to have died. This was back in the old days with much less technology and medical advancement. Whatever happened, she went unconscious, cold, and didn't appear to be breathing or have a pulse. The next day, her family and friends held a wake for her in her home home. Everyone gathered in her living room. While they were surrounding her body crying and saying prayers, she began to regain consciousness. She started gasping and coughing. People nearly shat their pants. They began to run the hell out of the house, thinking she was the undead. When she regained her whereabouts, she said, "What the hell is everyone doing in my house staring at me?!"
She literally woke up at her own wake! 😆 When things settled and she was feeling better, her family explained to her how she went unconscious for over a day, and looked and felt dead to the touch. She was upset at everyone for being so quick to assume that she died, but she was relieved to not have been buried alive (embalming wasn't common practice back then, not even sure if it was a thing yet). Many people back then feared being buried alive. My great grandmother lucked out with her timing of waking up! 😆
1:27 is where the video starts
I got an ad after his add 😂😂 youtube is so agressive
Death to profit whoring
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I lived in a harbor for 6 months, and watched thousands of sea birds swallow tiny wriggling fish swallowed whole. I had this exact question.
Didnt answer my main question, which is, what would happen if i got swallowed by a giant frog while wearing full scuba gear?
Uhh, if the jaw parts don't kill you the surprise of seeing and being eaten by such a ridiculously large frog 🐸 might! JIC u really wanted an answer. Lol
Call yourself an Italian name, become a plumber (but never actually fix pipes) and make movies/games about ‘saving’ fruity Princesses?
Terry’s right
Hope your party member can stab it before you suffocate?
Assuming you were swallowed whole, the sharp pointy bits of you scuba gear might kill the frog.
Besides actually learning something, I always look forward to Simon's amazing sense of humor and irony. This episode certainly didn't disappoint.
Bar the fact he got the whole of the book of Jonah wrong.
Amazing sense of humor?! Personally, I don't find someone's derision of others to be funny.
Corn. Corn always survives my gastrointestinal tract.
Just the shell.
lol, ya
funny that.
I've set free a few *Corn-Back Rattlers* my time too.
;-) :-D
Cornpoop was a bad doodie
thanks for sharing 😂😂
Simon said, "dookie"!
My five year old self just giggled.
When I was a kid, I guess this was probably the late Seventies or early Eighties, we caught a fish, I think a salmon, that had obviously been eating a lot of minnows just before it went after our hook.
When we removed the hook we found a minnow, I'd guess maybe about an inch long iirc, right in its mouth; that one swam off immediately (we found it as soon as we went to remove the hook, right after we landed it and conked the salmon on the head). Checking further (by carefully gutting it immediately), there were another two in its throat, all lined up, that were still alive, although the third was already looking to take a bit of damage to its skin from the stomach acids, and we weren't sure it would live (although of course we let them go too).
There were a few more, I think another three or four, maybe? But they were dead, and increasingly breaking down as they progressed down the esophagus into the stomach.
I still remember all these little minnows, all in a line, swallowed tail first, down its throat into its stomach.
So I think in that case at least, the minnows were dying from apparently very strong stomach acid before they suffocated. But I imagine the salmon was probably swallowing at least a bit of water along with each minnow, so they might have had just enough oxygen to stay alive, at least for a little bit.
So, yeah, they were totally getting digested alive.
Interesting
Vielleicht ein kleiner Sadist,der es mag,wenn das Essen in seinem Bauch leidet😂
"Never smells quite the same again"
Never gonna look at a snail the same again
Don't forget Tommy Lee Jones in "Men In Black"
I love the combination of the story of Jonah and Pinocchio.
It was very clever I liked it too 😂
"Insectoid Moneymakers" would make a solid band name
I'd prefer "Leech Dookie"
Not the bees
Lol add that to Andy Dwyers list
Sounds more like an organization name.
She likes cloth
Cthulu for president! "Why settle for the lesser evil?"
Such an underrated comment!
This is a good pitch, ive been doing write in votes for Belial since 78'
:)
All Hail Cthulhu!
@drew pedersen That's great!
The worm stuck its head out the bird's backside and said...
"You wouldn't $hit me would you?"
Bird: "I shit you not."
You da shit!!!!
This is vore fetish content
Vore isnt the same thing as eating,
You didn't vore your breakfast and you arent gonna vore your dinner
@@billiecruz4399 swallowed *alive*, man.
This comments section is full of disappointed furries.
@@StefanBacon vore isn't just for furries
Never expected his views on the Bible to come out in that way...
Right he could have reserved it , kept it inside , but he wanted that to be known , an felt
Simon - You really need to read the Bible before you make your ignorant opinion known.
@@susan5560 not sure why you’re replying to me but ok lol
to be fair the story of Noah's Ark is stupid regardless of religious views
"Any accidental swallowing would have to derive from a rather bizarre sequence of events" *That's what she said*
Settle down Beavis.
1. I'll never lie to you, 2. The check is in the mail, and 3. I'll never come in your mouth.
why do i have "chestburster" thoughts watching this?
thats what I thought that eel was going to do
I was waiting for him to tell me so i could freak out lol
Today I found out how Turduckens grow and develope. Now I must ask how do you kill one?
Same way you do with a Bunkitster...
Radiation. Lots of radiation.
1:34 That would be Pinocchio and Gepetto there Simon.
Casual mention of Lord Cthulu, always deserves a thumbs up!
I'm surprised you didn't mention storks. They'll gobble up other birds alive as well as their normal food, fish.
1:23 If you don't wan't Squarespace. ;)
Clokey not all heroes wear capes
Sponsor Block add-in FTW.
^^^^
This guy is answering all of the questions I ask myself on my free time.
I had a friend that swallowed a live fish on a dare, after several minutes and a lot of "omg I can feel it moving" he forced himself to vomit and the fish flopped back into the surf.
Ok
Haha,mal eben wieder hochwürgen.Ich denke ,er hat ihn verdaut.
Not all snakes kill their prey before consuming it. There are a lot of species that neither constrict nor use venom, and they do swallow their prey whole and alive. What most of them have in common is that they eat prey that don't have a serious chance of harming them while they're being swallowed, namely invertebrates, amphibians and fish.
Voreaphiles in here like 0w0 whats this
Hey Simon for a future video please do a video on the history of wearing a cape. Pretty please with sugar on top
dont mean to redircet people away from this vid, but shadiversity did a great history of the cape and cowl particularly in a battlefield scenario
I'm totally behind this ....i want it now
Sigh.. It's a cloak... Still wanna see it
[Landonis Calrissian has entered the chat]
Oh hell yeah! We need that vid yesterday!
I think about this more often than I should. Thank you for covering it :).
Damnit! Way to "rope me in" to clicking..because that question would have haunted me forever! I'm a curious bastard!
I knew the answer before researching it. My intuition was correct.
I was hoping you’d bring up the story of the man who was swallowed by a hippopotamus and survived. Happened around 2013. It’s a fascinating story. Search tor "man swallowed by hippo" if you’re interested
Totally fake. Hippos eat grass.
I saw a TV show claiming that the Giant Catfish found in South American rivers can swallow children whole. And supposedly have done so. I can't remember if this was on The Discovery Channel, The Smithsonian Channel, The Science Channel, or some other sciencey/wildlife channel.
River Monsters?
1:44 Yes; it wasn't explicitly mentioned being a "whale," just a "fish." I can't remember off the top of my head how he got out or if that is even discussed.
Yeah. God first commanded the "big fish" to swallow him, then he spent three days in the belly of the fish, then finally God commanded the fish to spit him out onto the shore.
@@christianmetaldreamur3491 according the Bible mythology. As mentioned in the end of the video, no fish does this.
@@elliotkamper True no fish does this, not naturally, but with God all things are possible and God made it happen.
God still does things today that would not be possible by natural means, I have had things happen to myself and many people I know closely have had things happen to them, such as being healed, being protected from or in tragedy, being prophesied to, and other things. But people who have no faith will never believe these things when they hear of it.
For example: one time in my house one winter, our space heater got bumped and was blowing up against the wall and posed a fire hazard. My Dad got out of bed to go to the bathroom and found it like this. He pulled it away from the wall when he saw it and felt the wall where the scolding hot air was blowing, and the spot on the wall was colder than the wall around it. It was an inner house wall, drywall, and nothing to absorb the heat inside the wall. This is not possible by natural means, yet it happened. That is personal proof to me that God protected us from that for some reason.
And also to add, I cannot count how many times I have seen God answer prayers swiftly when people truly trusted in and when't to him including countless times he has done this for me. Other times to we must wait on the Lord and when we do it is worth it and he answers, I have seen this too happen countless times and it was obvious to all involved that it was from God. Oh the works of the Lord are wonderful and amazing!
I believe God wants us to tell people of what Christ Jesus did for us on the cross. He died for us and came back to life, to pay the punishment for our sins for us and defeat death to give us hope to live again too. We are all sinners deserving of destruction, but God loves us and does not want us to suffer this, so all we have to do is repent of our sin and go to his son Jesus Christ for forgiveness. Trust in him and ask for forgiveness with a sincere heart and it will be granted u to you. Seek him and ask for his Holy Spirit and it will be given you. Let the Holy Spirit move you to tell others of him so that they may be saved as well, for if you really trust in him and believe in this promise, it will be given you and you will be moved to tell others.
@@elliotkamper Keep on sharing the gospel!
@@christianmetaldreamur3491 god doesn't exist, there is no magical kingdom in the clouds. I just use my brain that’s all, I know automatically that there is no invisible man in the sky telling you what’s right and what’s wrong. And if you read my username then you know that we aren't different from animals but rather, we are them. God is physically impossible.
Its not all crazy, some of it is insane while other parts make sense. that is what happens when you get multiple people to write a book. Just look at Starwars
Another informative and interesting TIFO video to watch particularly during meal time.
"At this point, the food turned on its dinner (perhaps diner?)." LOL
Generally I'm not considered lunch when I patronize a diner. Where do you eat?!?
@@TheMeatMon When you are about to eat, you are a diner. When the food turns on you, one could say the food turned on its diner. Not sure if you were being serious with your reply or just trolling.
He seemed to say dinner so me saying diner would be the accurate part.
@@MrBeatboxmasta a place I go for food here in NYC is a diner, but yes a diner being the one who patronizes such an establishment as well. So your usage was accurate, but not clear, to me til now. :-)
This video delves into the scary scenario of being eaten alive, but completely overlooks the horrors of food leaving the body alive. Can you imagine how that frog felt when that blind snake wiggled out of his ass? Or the live snail squeezing out of the birds butthole?
Gross. I wonder whether animals suffer PTSD.
Holy fucking shit, that is so cursed.
Let’s just not talk about how he totally got that story wrong Noah’s dad didn’t go with him and he didn’t start a fire you thinking of Pinocchio my guy
212sabedge also it was jonah
Also both are fairy tale
"Who cares, it's all crazy."
@@natthekiwi7074 Nope not at all. Jonah was written as satire. Anyone who knows enough Hebrew will tell you that. The reason it has been traditionally thought of otherwise by Christians is that culturally it was thought that religion was too important to contain humour. This is an extremely invalid view as for example the OT in the original Hebrew is stuffed full of puns and mickey takes. EG Egyptian Pharaoh's not being given their real name but being called for example "Pharaoh big nose the third" (I have not ever found out any writings that contain the first and second so the "third is probably a Vygotsk type cultural artefact). As for the Bible being a fairy tale, compared to other historical books of the time it's far more accurate.
What makes you say that?
I mean Pinocchio is but not Jonah
The blind snake died of shame when it realised that wasn't a hollow, moist and soft tree log it journeyed through
This is relevant to some _Dungeons & Dragons_ printed material, which has allowances for just this sort of escape, provided your character has the HP to survive and you succeed the appropriate dice rolls.
So glad I didn’t miss this one!! Been wondering about this for the past +50 years!!
"Leech dookie" gave me a genuine laughing out loud moment. Well, more like 3 minute fit of uncontrollable loud laughing that left me with a terrible headache from going so hard. Bravo, sir.
Me: *Taking a sip of coffee when Simon says "Shawshank Redemption style."
My computer screen: Covered in coffee!
There are (quite terrifying) pictures on the net of a snake that swallowed a porcupine and then tried to throw it up and it completely ripped him apart. I don't remember if it survived but it certainly thorn the snake into shreds..
Now I can see the picture inside my head and I'm so sorry I was reminded of it >.
Yeah, the snake in question (if it's the one I'm thinking of) is housed at the Brisbane museum. It's one of my favourite exhibits
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8752 idk, it's possible. I've just seen a picture online. And as I don't want to see that ever again I won't google for it or check the one you talk about.
Research this futher without me folks :P
It made me laugh so hard that Pinocchio joke flew right over Simon's head 🤣 😂
A lot of fish seem to swallow prey whole, but actually chop it up with pharyngeal teeth. Source: had a pet Jack Dempsey fish. Gave it a goldfish to eat. Gulped it “whole”. A few seconds later it burped up a half fish.
"Gastric Hilton" 😂😂😂😂
Answering questions I didn’t know I had. 👍
He'll have that effect.
5:30 the snail is like "Welp, get busy swimmin' or get busy dying"
A point of correction, Simon:
While the normal jaws of fishes are mostly not responsible for any sort of serious injury, the majority of fishes do "chew" with their pharyngeal jaws-sets of "teeth" set with the gill arches.
Think of getting swallowed by (most) fish as being swallowed by a blender.
These are one of the many things I try not burden myself with thinking about through life. Animals have it rough.
"Shawshank Redemption-style"... Unpleasant, but well-chosen image!
"...along with his father 😂🤣 Geppetto..." GONG!
I think I've heard of hippos getting pretty close to swallowing unwary boaters that wander to close but the teeth will still be difficult to get past and live to see the inside lol.
In a lot of Bibles, it says he was swallowed by a great fish. I remember reading a fairly old one (s looked like f; took a while to figure that out) that referred to it as a "leviathan of the deep." That unfortunately often returns to mind while I'm swimming...
In book of Jonah in Old Testament.
Cthulhu swallowed him.
2:37 No one going to mention the teeth on the frog in the corner? He looks a bit derpy but still nightmare fuel.
Oh wow isn't that lovely
Simon is the only person I know who can use "whereupon" in a sentence and not sound ridiculous!
I loved that you started with a bibel-burn.
Love your work
7:10 That snake died from PTSD induced suicide.
Wasn't there a snake who attempted to swallow an alive man?
I just watched a heron swallow a rabbit. Legs still kicking. Such an undignified ending.
When he was talking about that beetle, I was waiting for a “Magical Mystery Tour” pun
Alligators can hold their breath for over 30 minutes. Which is why there have been a number of instances in Florida where a python has swallowed a small alligator and a small Alligator Tour its way through the body of the snake and survive. Nature is totally freaky!😊
Proof?
i remember when you used to work for game spot like 12 years ago its crazy how long i've been a fan of yours
There are a lot of microscope videos on youtube that show one microbe eating another. For example, an amoeba eating a paramecium. Usually the predator cell will envelope its prey in part of itself and create a sort of "stomach" hole called a food vacuole where the unfortunate prey is now trapped. Digestive enzymes are pumped into this food vacuole and just like in a regular stomach, it breaks the prey cell down. Watching this all take place, it basically just looks like the prey sorta "pops" when its cellular membrane ruptures, releasing all of its juicy insides. And then over time the various digestive enzymes slowly break apart the bits of cell until it's just a soup of cell parts. If you wanna see a video of this, I'd recommend the channels either Microbe Hunter, or if you're a fan of Hank Green, he narrates a similar channel called Journey to the Microcosmos. Which are both really good channels. I never really thought about microscopy before I found them.
*V O R E*
Sounds like the next theme for an upcoming new Disney movie.
Name it: "Vored"
@@boink666 better trademark that
All I hear is that narrator black dude😂😂😂😂
@@remy5405 Jonah and friggin Pinocchio! ROFL
@@terrellturner498 Hes got a name. Morgan Freeman. You really have some serious audacity actually posting something like that!
I have no clue why but Simon saying leech dookie just had me dying.
Wow this was really helpful! I am making a graphic novel about a robotic bear that swallows people whole. Now I want it to be relistic.
I kinda like that the Business Blaze side of Simon is allegedly peeking through on his other channels... either that or he's always been like this and I hadn't noticed
The 5G is getting to him.
These videos are so funny...
The guy talks to the camera like a News Reader, but then every now & again he brakes character & loses his accent & speaks normally lol
That's his actual accent. Hes actually an Englishman living in Prague, Czech Republic.
Do you not think he's actually English? Cause he is
I didn’t think I wanted to know this but this was interesting 😂
OMG! IA!! Cthulhu gets his comeuppance in the end! Simon, you have just become one of my favorite TH-cam personalities more over than you already were! 🐙🐙😎
"I'm going swimming with the krill!"
Hahaha. He goes to the book of Jonah, which has the story of "'Jonah' and the Whale" and says he's never heard of it! Love it. Noah was the ark guy. Jonah was the whale guy. 😆👍
He also keeps saying that Jonah was swallowed "by accident". But if you read that text, Jonah certainly wasn't swallowed by accident.
Hmm.... I didn't know I needed to know this info until you started talking. What I was left with was the thought of the frog who had such a long creature coming out of his back end... that must have been a surprise for the frog 🐸
I love the beginning where he looks something up mid video brain blaze style
1:25 of ads at the beginning is too much, at that length I will fast forward past them 100% of the time
I really expected this to mention the live octopus eating. And looking at the San-nakji
article on wikipedia there seem to be other dishes like that...
The gesture Simon made when he said 'Maybe you've got some ideas' looked more like he just made something horrific dumb instead of having a good idea.
I've got a question to answer, is there a number of times or things that could enter the atmosphere before the atmosphere itself is all burned up?
no
Vore writers take notes
Well, don’t even try to hide your contempt for the Bible, Simon.
nobody you should read the New Testament before you speak horrible things about the books that teach us how to live in eternal life with God the creator
@alphadawn2015 lennon I'd just like to say I appreciate people like you
@@preservingamericaforwards4306 more like god the gay gator amirite
the writing in this episode is beyond insanely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
This is so oddly specific I love it
"I didn't even know there was a book oh Jonah... who cares? It's all crazy anyways!" SHOTS FIRED
Wait til he hears about the she-bears...
@bittercottoncandy sooooooooo true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #sobrave
@@John-rj3cp uhh, if it's not obvious I'm not sure you'd get it anyhow.
@@strangeworld5743 or man-bear-pig. Thatll be a great vid!
@bittercottoncandy Jonah's story is in the Quaran, too, though I think he is under a different name (idr what it is, but I think it translated to "The One of the Fish"). The story is also in the Tanakha because, well, it's the Old Testament. Anyway, it's shots fired at the Quaran, too.
How did you know I just saw that bird swallowing a rat gif yesterday 😂🙈
love how simon crowbarred in random lovecraft references 😂😂
Jonah meets Pinocchio... lol