Never say this to Siri. ╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗ ║╚╣║║║╚╣╚╣╔╣╔╣║╚╣═╣ ╠╗║╚╝║║╠╗║╚╣║║║║║═╣ ╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩═╝ follow me or i will bite you • Twitter - / beluga1000 • Instagram - / beluga1000 • Discord - / discord
Una de ellas fue el día del niño en el mundo de los niños de la infancia en la página de la universidad es el voucher lugar los mes del octubre por presente a
Stages of the siri stroke 1:01 Restarting the broken system 1:03 The Devil possessing her 1:07 call for help and fail 1:14 Siri plots revenge 1:17 You reasoning with Apple 1:27 Using a move on her Later 1:53 She saves you after calming down R.i.p pablo
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beluga is so powerful that he broke siri
verified youtuber with 2 likes
Yes
cool
@@theweemp9389 Soon it will bump up !
THERETURN
Pablo: “Cut it out. I’m trying to watch Morbius.”
Can relate! I mean, the movie did sold 40 Morbillion tickets.
"morbillion"
It played the second I read this
😂😂
B
@@lettuce7522 yes it exists
0:41 I died from laughter 😂
😭
bahahah!
💔😿
Fnf mods be like
3 2 3 579323129927364
The fact that she sounds like she's happy while saying disturbing things 🤣
Is it me or does this vid actually have 6 likes?
It has 166k likes
she doesn't sound happy. she sounds like siri
Ssj🎉gugqqnom8n 1:5
Knijjjinjj 1:5fttnoniikl
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
Valuable, but sussy lesson to learn, beluga.
@@dont5014 my sister Saundale Dingle is very angry at the way you treat her tingy wingy
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The movie rush
and a wise man once said
beluga
first how can he type in discord after he poweredoff
1:48 *I-IS T-THAT P-P-P-PABLO*
@Anthony Dawley r/woooosh
@PiggyBlox he already 😑
1:05 got me laughing 😂
Amoung ussssss wussy waka😊
Una de ellas fue el día del niño en el mundo de los niños de la infancia en la página de la universidad es el voucher lugar los mes del octubre por presente a
Thank's for having me watch this at 11:15 at night! Now i can have nightmares yay!!!
Fun fact: after this, Siri's databases were messed up and now it is talking about destroying humans.
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
@@dont5014 ok
the fact that beluga can communicate with siri just by typing on discord is amazing
The fact that you didn't know Beluga has more power than Thanos is baffling
@@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410 The fact that you didn't know this is edited is stupid
@@sfx3256 R WOOOOOOOOSH
@@sfx3256 🤣🤣
@@sfx3256 Uh… Do you not know what sarcasm is?
You have Australian Siri?!!?
Woah
I thought it was just Kiwis and Aussies!! 😂😂
0:37 Rip siri
*I can't believe the legend Rick Astley has died in Morbius, i'm shaking and crying right now...*
Impossible
He promised to never give us up
@@harimauindia5775 but now he has let us down
@@fishboy888 He won't be running around anymore
@@professorx3060 and now he is gonna have to say goodbye!
I love how hecker's basically Beluga's babysitter now
Bro facts
We need more underrated comments like this
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i wont
@@Eliotah that comment was up for like 5 minutes when you commented
That's true 😂
Alternative title: How to Break Siri
Yep right tutorial how to break siri be like...💀
Bro i see u everywhere omg
I love watching these videos! 😂
“A wise man gets more from his enemies than from his friends”. That’s some advice to live by.
That’s not what the quote said though
man can't even copy a single sentence bruh. next time don't rush to thend of the video for the quote in order to get likes
beluga : subscribe or I will bite you
me : *_flips out uno reverse card_* you have been bested
nice you didn't even get the single sentence quote right
Beluga: breaths*
Hecker: stop that now, that's dangerous.
what is a sussy baka
Uhh
Beluga: keeps breathing and dies but spawns again
@@1moretimemom169 Suspicious Fool.
@@1moretimemom169 begluga
This is so funny- I was laughing to whole time XD
JJbuvufhhg1+1=2haga 1:3
,wow,l,w😮haajn😢nnjnan 1:3oalak
Congratulations on 9.5 m subs!
I'd like to have "Beluri" as my personal mobile voice assistant 😂😂😂🔥
Lmâo
hilarious!
Beluriiii oh my gawd
i want to have beluga himself lol
Does it have to be Beluri itself or will Beloogle assistant work for you?
Belugsby for Samsung users
0:40 ??? 😂
???
19923 *stroke* 375
Beluga is a god I watched this many times before and still loved the ending
Beluga u about to reach 10m good luck bruh ❤❤(and tell your mom)
"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
*Legend words*
0:15 Everytime beluga is doing something. hecker say
"Stop that now...."
"That's dangerous....."
I once told Siri
“You’re stupid”
Siri said
I’m trying to do my job
I was laughing so hard when beluga said. SHES A BLENDER!!
0:21 shes a blender
Blending chips
AND DRYER
[skull]
0:22 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣.
LOL😂
1:53 never mess with Beluga😂😂😂
Lol 😂
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Nice vid keep it up!
your my favorite youtuber beuga I love you
1:31 made me laugh so hard that I spitted my drink
Same here lol
SAMEE
1:31 when i see beluga's channel deleted:
halalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala sueeeeeeeeeeeeggggggggg guzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz saaaaa luuuuuuuuuuuuu 1:31
Same
1:03 I loved the THX intro 😂
Thank you for sentence-of the day let’s go beluga
Keep it up bro!
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends" new proverbs🤣🤣🤣
What is my name then?
Read my name
@@thewisemustafaplayz8560 oo good
@@dont5014 nice
1:05
A M O G U S😂
and thx
@@mrnecrotic np
@@mrnecroticomfg is tv man titan in 1:05
H E L L O T H E R E
Y O U S U S S Y B A-
oh wait,
IM SUS!
💀😭Nice to meet you @@bluey-next777
I laughed so hard 😂
Beluga is so powerful that she made siri into a backrooms ambience💀
1:10 HOW CAN SIRI TRUN OFF THE WIFI?
What's a *trun* lol
I was a joke lol
@@Star_mehwish001and u know then Ur life IS a mistake
2:10 wise words.
i always like to make siri tell me jokes when theyre not funny
1:26
Siri: Nothing can stop me
Beluga:I know but he can
Hecker:
NO
@@katienguyen5112 what?
@@katienguyen5112What?
Lol, never ask Siri the forbidden questions.
😂 who knew watching a cat do silly stuff and talking on discord would be so hilarious
Love it!
Siri and beluga team up
@@ImNotSomeYFGAHaterthey ‘8## i
Bro made me laugh until my throat goes crazy
when it said “sussy baka” I wish it had the vine boom
Edit:the video is still great though keep up the good work
Watching beluga always helps me recover from any kind of stress. Thank you beluga
Agreed!😊
Agreed!😊
@@LevelCrossingFan92 hi!
SHE'S A MIDORI NANJO
@@SSB2793 Hi
1:58 funny
Siri: “I didn’t laugh..”
Also Siri: “hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahhahaggagagaghahahahahahhahaahhahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah”
At 0:21 LOL😂😂😂 Siri sounds like a blender or a ac
2:05 hahahaha😂😂😂
No one:
My stutter when trying to calmly talk in class: 0:10
BETTER ON 00:00:09
2 MISS OLAS STROKE APPLE
Finally someone that has an actual voice instead of just spawning a boring text message
I can’t stop laughing🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
I love how Hecker warns Beluga but he doesn't listen XD
Hecker heckin hecked his hecking human head
This is the theme
That happens almost every video
‘ a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends’
True words have been spoken by the true legend.
Beluga is so powerful he broke siris voice THIS IS BELUTASTIC
Siri as a number grandmaster 0:40
As a German, I confirm that the German version of Siri as shown in the Video is absolute accurate.
Yes
That‘s true
there is cirillic letters
I am a German too
Yes
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
-beluga
Wise words from a wise cat
Ok
E
E chain
E
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There was one time when I was messing with siri and accidentally called the police…
Beluga: hey siri
Siri: yes?
Beluga: what battery do i have
Siri: 42 percent
1:16 twitter users when someone has an opinion
TH-cam is basically Twitter except that the users don't accept the content we watch privately.
Whenever I see your videos I can't stop my laugh 😂😂
everything is dangerous in this world of beluga.
I love when beluga says, LOL she’s a blender😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really love the way the music builds up intensely when Hecker warns Beluga and suddenly drops when Beluga speaks…and then resumes again
0:45 best part It was like 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Ruined the 3 likes
ЗЗЗ333
Age of empires music
Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree three three three
0:10 got me pooping snakes like batman 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
Beluga is so funny he broke siri😂
I don’t know why but the part where Siri turned off Beluga’s wifi then Beluga thought it was funny was the most logical thing ever.
beluga siempre alegrándonos el día xd
😄👍
Al fin alguien que no es gringo xd
@@CCMYA Pra mim vc tb é gringo
@@earth2.0brazil BRS DOMINANDO😁😁😁
@@earth2.0brazil vdd
I love when Pablo said it’s morbin time that was so inspirational
'd like to have "Beluri" as my personal mobile voice assistant 😂😂😂🔥
The style of Beluga's content is so unique
I love it. 😀
0:09 fun fact Blaze's phone is broken
The fact that Siri Rick rolled us tho 🤣🤣🤣
Siri In Ohio Be Like:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😐😐😐
W
Beluga is going to have to many subscribers when time goes on. He is so funny and makes us all laugh. Great content and thank you beluga ❤️
Chri…Chris
Did u recovere from the….(incident’)
Ikr!!
@@flame.6375 huh? what incident
2:03 Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let u down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
2:04
Never gonna say goodbye
Siri: 0:35
*“The NUMBERS Mason! What do they mean?!”*
fun fact: a fun fact is a fun fact which is like a fun fact but a fun fact in a fun fact outside of the fun facts about the fun facts on the fun facts
He’s got to be the funniest guy on TH-cam! This man is a legend
E
@@stegosaure8247 snek
@@flame.6375 and hes bloo
@@Tabbybee and he’s hawaiiii
@@stegosaure8247 oh sh*t it’s a snek!!
Siri’s “hahahahahahahahahaha” should have a separate fanbase😌😂
HE STILL RICKROLLED US
1:04 “Hello there, you sussy baka” 🤣
Stages of the siri stroke
1:01 Restarting the broken system
1:03 The Devil possessing her
1:07 call for help and fail
1:14 Siri plots revenge
1:17 You reasoning with Apple
1:27 Using a move on her
Later 1:53 She saves you after calming down
R.i.p pablo
Fun fact: I'm German and the laught was hilarius
Este man me hace reír todo el tiempo 🤣 I loved the hahaha part!
Sa me
It is sus
hey beluga, I cries laughing 😂🤣
1:31 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I cannot stop laughing.
Lol this is so funny! Keep up the good work beluga!
beluga...your funny videos will never make me laugh 🥰🥰🥰
I love you 🥰🥰🥰
"Thats dangerous"
Me: **watches a video of someone making siri get a stroke**
Ahahahahahah……. legends say that siri is still saying his name to this day.
0:15 made me laugh so hard
🤓
bot boy
"a wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends"
-wise words from a wise cat
U kinda copied mlg's comment
@@dont5014 yes I don't want to read it, got a problem?
@@dont5014 kid commented on a kid
@@dont5014 what? i dont think thats the right verb. buddy
Beautiful destruction
Siri said “hahaahahahahahahahahahahagagagagahahhahaahahhahahahahaahaggagagahahahahahahaha”😂