U.K. Gets A New PM | Herschel Walker Is Not A Real Cop | New Yorkers Shred Ted Cruz
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มิ.ย. 2024
- Stephen learns the name of the U.K.'s new Prime Minister, looks at the latest lies from Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker, and shares video of Sen. Ted Cruz getting a rowdy New York welcome at Yankee Stadium. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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I'm from Houston and I love hearing those Fan's giving Ted what he deserves
My favourite moment of Liz Truss' term in office was the Australian media spending 30 seconds trying to figure out which minor royal she was at the Queen's funeral.
Lol that was just too good. Also yay for lettuce.
😂
I was just thinking about that but couldn’t remember if it was about her or not 😂
If that wasn't a sign...
So funny!
my god that was sooo refreshing i must have played that ten times with tears of joy, THANK YOU NEWYORK!!!!!!!!!
OMG the clip of the Yankee fan telling Cruz get the F!$@#+ outta NY was AWESOMENESS... Thank you Stephen you made my morning!
“ You meet a woman and you know within one second it’s gonna happen” whether she wants it or not.
so gross! he's such a nasty-a$$ mofo
By that he means "any woman that doesn't immediately look at me in disgust and leave is a potential bed partner" which is a fucked up and desperate way to see human beings.
🤣🤣 I love stadium guy yelling at cruz! You are my hero!
What about the thousands of Eagles fans booing Jill Biden. That was sweet.
@@johnbrowne3950 well Sheagles fans are some of the worst ppl period. She shouldn't take it personally lol. Sincerely a Cowboys fan 😂😂
Guy needs a podcast, asap
@@K_Z_R 🤣 That would be funny.
I've never loved NYC more than when I heard that guy tell off Ted Cruz. That made my day.
That man should be given a key to city and the right to run screaming onto a tarmac whenever Cruz lands near the city.
You took the words right out of my mouth. That guy telling him off was music to my ears.
That dude going off on Ted Cruz made me laugh until I cried. You go, man!
That tape tearing Ted a new one could become my new alarm clock. What a way to get up every day refreshed and recharged.
Great idea, I wish I knew how to do that 😂
...z Z z...😴
..........."YOU SUCK TED. YOU F***ING SUUUUUCK!!!" 📻
🥱"Morning already?"
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕
Best reply ever🤣
That ambassador from New York greeting Cruz was a delight. Thank you!
“Perfect, that’s one for each of his secret children”. Lmao!!!! 😂
Sniff, sniff, I’m so proud to be a New Yorker. That was freakin’ beautiful!❤
“A thousand toy badges. That’s perfect that’s one for each of his secret children”. Damn the burn 🔥.
Do you smell smoke?
That was a third-degree burn, no doubt about it!
Warnock can now get 1,000 Red balloons that say "we don't want your stinking badges".
When he said I was in shock and laughing like damn the savagery is on point!
If that was a burn then Ted Cruz was cremated in a nazi oven.
That guy yelling at Turd Cruz should be replayed at the beginning of games as the new national anthem
You seem as creative with a Cruz nickname as Colbert’s writers are with Mar-a-Lardo’s
@@rustyreturns9754 Says the guy with the name ‘Rusty’.
Turd Ooze
@@susanbowman6652 Rusty Trombone more like it.
@@rustyreturns9754 Those are actually pretty funny and are sent in by fans.
That's amazing! The orchestra picked up on the dancing bit with a flair of African beat right on point! Spontaneity at it's best!
This was one of my favorite monologues from Stephen in a long time. Well done sir! 😂 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Too Hilarious
That's the third time I've heard that man cursing out Ted Cruz, and every time I hear, "remember that time T***p called your wife ugly, and you nominated him? F**k You!" I laugh so hard that I almost can't hear, "remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you?"
That guy is the best. That was some master-level trolling, right there.
Not trolling if it's true😉
It's not trolling at all, it's confronting him with the facts about how pathetic and spineless he is...
That was Martha Stewart 🙂
The man yelling at Ted was SADHGURU ! OMG ! 😮😮
@@11cabadger +s@
Those New Yorkers were absolute golden, total bad asses
New Yorkers keeping it real! Great
Love to see Stephen and Louis working on their riffing, Louis and the band just keep getting better and better!
Way to go New York Fans, you guys are my new Heroes. Way to give it to that 💩
"Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis" -- Anthony Scaramucci
I forgot about him! Wonder what he's doing now?
The Mooch!!
@@couragekarnga8735 Losing money in Bitcoin!
😂😂😂😂 Excellent
Nice!
I lost it at the immediate "No." response to covid being a leadership test. It's hilariously horrifying.
The Ted Cruz clip is fantastic 😂
New Yorkers are one of a kind.
Thank you baseball fans of New York for saying what I've been thinking about Ted Cruz out loud...
"I am work with many police officers". This country is in so much trouble...
Vote 🗳
The guy yelling at Ted made my day 🤣
NYCers do play.
There is nothing better than the power of such a show being in the hands of the right guy. Greetz from Germany, keep it up.
That guy yelling said everything I've always wanted to scream at Ted!
Get the F**K out of New York, I challenge anyone to do that wherever Cruz lands!
I am from Australia and I have wanted to Yell at him tooo! 😊
Thank You New York for screaming all of our frustrations at him!! They should play just that audio everywhere he goes to annoy him forever.
I second this.
Great idea!
Yes it was very cathartic to hear someone say it✔️
Check out the one tyt put together. At least 5 different events he was getting Heckler. Plus today on the View
They are. VERY VIRAL. Cruz, you have the honor along with Trump of most hated man in America, while Marjorie Parlor Greene is the most hated America’s Bitch of Buchenwald.
😂 great monologue. The Ted Cruz bit took it all!
That guy deserves the key to the city and the medal of freedom
Whoever was calling Ted Cruise out that hard needs to be invited to all the neighborhood BBQs for life. Whoever he is, you're invited to all my holidays and vacations free of charge. You're a legend sir.
Make sure you have a spelling contest. That would be worth watching.
@@shlepmessing8703 being nice is free and needed
@@shlepmessing8703 my use of improper grammar is intentional 🙃 and hopefully slightly annoying. Our education system sucks baseball's 😉
@@desireeespinosa3954 Did you upvote your own comment?
@@desireeespinosa3954 Hence the need to cut this pansy society bullshit and go back to holding people accountable. Telling everyone they're a victim isn't working.
"Royalty-free wizarding child. Expectum no lawsuit" Give whoever wrote that a pat on the back, that's so funny!
I read this before I heard it but I still lost it 🤣
This opening by Colbert is particularly savage against the Republicans, and I'm here for it!
I love New York, those guys are heros
Love New Yorkers. No one ever needs to ask what they really think. That's how it should be.
This monologue slayed.
Thank you New York!! I know we have our differences , but much love from a Bostonian for how you treated Ted Cruz. It was perfect, it needed to be said and I fully support it.
O, my New Yorkers. One can always depend on you guys for keeping it real. I think there's a tear in my eye. So proud of you. You keep checking those spineless maggots until the very last one slithers back into the hole they crawled out of.
Your username fucking rocks!
@@couragekarnga8735 Thank you.
@@damemarthafalker6738
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I love your profile pic !
nothing is like a New Yorker telling ya how they feel about you and I mean nothing Oh how I love New Yorkers!
🤣 They don't disappoint.
That's exactly what I said at the end of that rant, "I ❤ NY"!!!
I'm surprised fled cruz made it out without taking a beer shower and wearing a hot dog hat. But that guy yelling at him was priceless 🤣😂
They were being polite.
Ted was experiencing that New York love🤣🤣🤣
Goddamn chef’s kiss to those outstanding New Yorkers! Funniest and most quintessential I ❤ NY moment ever. Props from Australia 🇦🇺
I wish I had been in New York to yell at Cruz. To the guy who recorded that… you’re my hero.
He-row
That New Yorker is my hero too. I'm a Texan that Can't Stand that Slimy Spineless MAGA GQP POS Cruz either!!
What was Cruz doing in New York in the first place, hunting for illegal immigrants crossing our borders into Yankee Stadium? Let's see if this spooks him into making an escape flight into the Bahamas.
That's why NYC is 'America's City'....welcome to the jungle Cancun Cruz!
As a new yorker i approve
i've never been so proud of new yorkers in my life!
I cannot love New Yorkers more.
That’s probably the most honest New York welcome I’ve seen! 😂
Thank you New York fans for so intelligently expressing most of the country's sentiments.
@cock No it's not
Yes!!
This made me so happy to see them do that.
We need to greet all the Trumpists that way.
@@richardreynolds6398 ok groomer
As a non New Yorker living on the west coast who's never even set foot in the Big Apple, let me say that when I see the way those Yankees fans treat Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz I can only respond with a quote from Winston Zeddemore;
"I LOVE THIS TOWN!"
Stay classy New York City.
That dude summed up everything you didn't know you wanted to say to Ted Cruz 😁👏
oh, that's nowhere near everything, but it's a good start.
I would love to see which cities could do better, wherever Ted goes.
Let's buy him a 🍺!!
@@kenbrown2808 that might not have been everything but I got tears of joy. 😅
Guy is a legend
Thank you New Yorker's for your treatment of Teddy. You made me smile. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Thank you to those New Yorkers who told Cruz the harsh truth. May they have a blessed day.
Oh man those guys deserve an award or money or something!!! 🤩
“Hey, remember when Trump called your wife ugly, and then you nominated him?!! Remember that?!!” Aw man, priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣😅
He only wants to rape McCarthys wife
I don't get it. Why is misogyny funny?
@@ellie-tk4jy
Is not the misogyny that's funny, it Cruz inability to stand up even for his own wife.
As a New Yorker Im so proud of those guys
You should be proud, cuz I know I was and I'm from South Dakota
Hell, I'm not even from New York, but I'm proud of them as an American - and a human being. (No matter how much the likes of anti-choicers like Cruz himself would claim otherwise, I am a human f*cking being.)
I'm originally from NJ and I am equally proud of those guys!
As a Canadian my confidence in New Yorkers has risen; seems like a place I’d feel safe to visit.
Herschel Walker's mind is lost in the wild west haha 😂 "he gave me a badge, that makes me an honorary deputy!"
I'll make sure to tell my 4 year old daughter she needs to go down the street and arrest that junkie
Cobb County has made it very clear that being an "honorary deputy" and getting that vanity badge means absolutely nothing. It makes you law enforcement the same way getting a lollipop from your doctor makes your child a brain surgeon.
I love New Yorkers! You say what's on everyone's mind.
"Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 I cant stop crying and laughing. You killed it Stephen! Brilliant monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
"In one second, you know whether or not it's all going to happen." And by "it", he means a civil lawsuit.
Stephen was on a roll tonight. It felt like a real stand-up segment.
This was epic , i could not stop laughing
Everyone focused on the fake badge and ignoring the statement about Hershel Walker challenging the Police to a shootout in the same sentence.
That Liz Truss thing had me laughing out loud :). And you gotta love New Yorkers...that Cruz thing made my night.
Worth the wait. What a show!!!!
Good Job New York!!!
Well I have to give it to them. They speak the truth about Ted Cruz and it was amazing.
I never stop cracking up when his band and that drum beat kick in with the dancing after a joke that makes a sick burn. Respect to the rhythm section.
Raphael Warnock should put out a Herschel meme that says "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
When Hershel was a kid, he apparently never got a fake cop badge. Happy he has one now.
What a way to build a monolouge, capping it with the New Yorkers ripping Ted Cruz.... Thanks Stephen, kudos to the Band.
I love when the band hypes Stephen to dance with Negah going off on the conga drums and Stephen shakes his shoulders. Gold! Keep doing it!😂😂😂❤❤
Wow. New York really is a friendly city. Those people were way nicer than Ted Cruz deserves.
Sincerely 😂
@Lex_Slate
Yeah, I believe Cruz’s response, was something like:
“Oh, you’re so original! Like I don’t hear the exact same things, from my wife and kids, over breakfast every morning…”
Yes. I could've told that guy further material to use on him. (Eh, he probably knew it as well, but being in the moment is different than having relative calm to organize your words and thoughts.)
@@ThisCharmingMan1984 I mean, that assumes that his family is still willing to speak to him. I suppose there's evidence supporting the idea that they have very low standards, so it's possible.
Ah, New York, where people say "F^ck You" instead of "Good Morning" and it means the same thing.
Those two guys yelling at Cruz were later given Medals of Model Citizenship and the crowed wouldn't let them pay for their own drinks that night. I give them a heart felt salute and my thanks for letting Cruz know how we feel about him.
Love the way Louis & the band are joining in w/ Stephen now during his monologue. Adds to his words!
I can't stop laughing at the guys heckling Ted Cruz. That was classic.
Holy fook that was awesome!!!
I like Ted Cruz more than anyone, and I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken
faith in humanity restored
I know and the way he waves to them as they are telling him to f off🤣
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! I AM CRYING FROM THAT EPIC PROFESSIONAL TROLLING
The week is always so much harder when Stephen is off. Welcome back.
I know right, not only Colbert but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel all off the same week... that was a long sad week 😢
@@oneirishpoet Yeah, the Democratic party missed the free ride.
I literally suffer!!
He goes on as many breaks as Congress.
I know! I’m always so bummed when he takes time off. He really does take my stress level down a few notches.
Missed you Stephen. Glad you're back.
Yes, congratulations to the new PM Sunak! He worked hard and deserves respect.
That New Yorker holding back knowing his kids are listening
Priceless
I sincerely hope that's they way everyone in America greets Ted Cruz from now on
I'm so proud of my native city welcoming Ted Cruz
Colbert has the best monologues of all the Late Night shows 👍🏻😂
Give that Yankee fan the keys to the city!!
that man screaming at ted cruz is a national hero
As a Red Sox fan, I became a New York fan for two minutes, watching that clip of Yankees fans berating that coward Ted Cruz. Thank you, New York. ❤️
Screaming like a banshee isn't berating anyone. He just sounded like an unhinged lunatic, i.e. your garden variety liberal.
You see what you’ve done Ted Cruz?? You’ve made Yanks and Sox fans get along, instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing.
Shit talking over overpriced hot dogs while two guys drunkenly fistfight behind the dumpsters before vomiting on themselves.
That's the warmest welcome Ted Cruz has ever gotten
I want to do that little dance from now on 😂
That's the warm welcome Ted Cruz should get everywhere.
As a lifelong Red Sox fan never thought I’d say this………Yankees fans you are amazing!!!!! Bravo 👏 we finally agree on something ✌️
They were very thorough. 😂
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Came here to say the same.
As a Mets fan, ditto that.
WOW. BUuuurn after burn. Great show. Welcome back! From South Africa!
I'm in Texas, Cruz is our Senator. The heckler's detailed expletives are accurate.
Please vote Ted Sleaze out in 2024! The nation is counting on you!
Never been to New York cuz honestly it scares me. But this demonstration of patriotism was magnificent. I was hoping you'd show the picture of all the people flipping him a double eagle, but hey, it's network tv.
I would say NY isn't that bad prior to 2016... but all the crazies, Karen's and Kevin's are running amok.
It's really not that scary :) But maybe stay out of sports venues if you're particularly unpopular 😆
The only time I visited NYC was the day of the Jonestown massacre & first thing I saw coming out of Grand Central Station was the headline on the NYT: 500 DEAD. I was 19 at the time & it freaked me out!
The scariest thing about NYC is the smell
Nothing to be scared of I traveled there 6 years ago and it was awesome never felt unsafe.
This was so great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done Mr. Colbert!
Really solid opening. Great ending. I've never been to New York. But I've always loved New Yorkers attitudes. What a great way to close. I was almost in tears by the end of this one. Thanks stephen. Your writer's also nailed it in tonight
"Royalty free wizarding child" gave me a solid laugh.
That looked like the Elder Wand. Hmmm.
*" Expecto no lawsuit!"*
The New Yorkers yelling at Cruz was so damn funny!!!!
The queen Victoria spinning in her grave joke was ✨ chef’s kiss ✨
New York telling Rafael Cruz the Canadian Cuban off!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🗽
He has hit the jackpot with his writers. 😊
Thank god they're all vaccinated!
I hate when you’re not on, but when you come back from vacation, you are amazing. Absolutely amazing.
I know right, not only was Colbert off but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel took the week off too, so it was a long week?! 😳