my brother hasn't hydrated in 5 minutes so i urged him to get some water. he resisted so i dunked his head into a lake, he's really enjoying the water as he hasn't moved
11:54 "MindGoblin Deeze Nuts!! Pffff " the way he instantly bursts into laughter after hitting that clueless woman with such a banger in the chest absolute legend
Intro: "If you enjoy this video find a partner and start a family. As the child gains consciousness at the age of 3 start to forcefully make them watch your videos. Then divorce your partner and leave the child alone and leave it with only your videos for support and comfort. As this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
Very funny comment! Very original considering how there are a lot of dom family jokes that have already been made! Now watch more Modest Pelican content.
Perfect timing, just finished cooking a very moist hamburger, going to indulge in some high volume consumption of water too as hydration is the most important task of the day
Intro idea: "if you enjoyed this video be sure to paint each bee in a bee's nest with the words modest pelican gaming, and then proceed to throw the nest into the Whitehouse, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
my little brother wasn’t hydrating so i executed an innocent entire family of 5 right in front of him, it really works wonders thank you modest pelican
Hey peli I commented on one of your videos maybe a couple months ago. I just figured I’d let you know that I’ve been doing a lot better mentally. Your comment meant everything to me. Thank you so much for always posting your amazing content♥️
Bruh Xbox actually has a somewhat decent community and I love it. Was running casino preps and a random in a hydra messaged me offering to kill all enemies. Respect to my boy
Intro idea: "If you enjoy this video, please steal the pace car at an important motorsports event and re-paint it to say "subscribe to Modest Pelican", as it really helps spread the good word of my channel"
Modest Pelican, I am a huge fan of stand up comedy, love following comics, watching sets and specials. Dude, you're very funny and I wonder how much time you take writing what you will say on videos. U have great delivery
Intro: If you enjoyed this video become a world overlord and play Modest Pelican in the background so when they have PTSD of my traumatic rule they will remember to remind people to subscribe. This really help the good word of my channel.
A bird just crashed into my sliding glass door, I didn't even save it because he wasn't even a pelican, I just watched him die while enjoying your family friendly content. Stay Hydrated 🥶🥶🥶
So I gotta go hike up a mountain today to go pick up somethin I left on top, I was worried about getting sufficiently hydrated for the trip as I just got up and I had a head ache. Thank God papa peli uploaded, there's nothing more refreshing 😩
I only drink water in plastic bottles so when they inevitably end up in the ocean the turtles know I am hydrating, I also write "subscribe to modest pelican" on the bottle before tossing them so the turtles know what do
My dad wasn’t hydrated enough so I tied his hands and feet and threw him in my pool. He’s been loving it,he’s been in it for the last 47 minutes. Done my daily good deed,what goes around comes around 🙏
My father refused to hydrate so I beat him over the head with a rock and threw him into my pool. He must really love the water as he has not moved in three days.
If you enjoy watching these good videos be sure to make a time machine and take all of the kids from the local orphanage with you and say that you are taking them to planet pelican while repeatedly playing his videos as this really helps spread the good word of the channel
It's fun when you see a guy win the Olympic gold all nonchalant because he expected to win and then another guy gets the bronze and falls down crying in joy. Life is all about perspective.
Ahhh a modest pelican video! Just finished hydrating my horse with some fuel as he seemed very dehydrated, he’s now on the floor with his eyes closed. Happy to see the fuel had him galloping around for so long it had worn him out! 😂
I'm in some shithole in Spain and have the worst wifi ever, so it took me more than an hour to watch this video, only seeing 2 second clips at a time, the entire time, fucking worth it.
I remember the handbag story from your gta San Andreas videos… Iitteraly can’t forget about the series I used to watch it fully every night before I went to bed instead of watching adult videos like all of my classmates were good times
my brother hasn't hydrated in 5 minutes so i urged him to get some water. he resisted so i dunked his head into a lake, he's really enjoying the water as he hasn't moved
Nice
Very Nice
Make sure he is also listening to christian music.
Nice, now put him in lava
Noice
“It reminds me of formula 1, but every driver is Lewis Hamilton” the fucking shade thrown omg
Was not expecting that from peli 😂😂
Neither was I my respect has increased
The last place I expected a silverstone reference
hardest LOL in recent Peli videos for me
i have no experience with formula 1 except hungary is amazing. explain the joke please
"Live, laugh, dream, extortion"
-Modest Pelican 2021
“”Live, laugh, dream, extortion”
-Modest Pelican 2021”
-pizza steve 2021
"""Live, laugh, dream, extortion"" -Modest Pelican 2021”
-pizza steve 2021"
-Mike oxlong
hydration
Warter
Live, laugh, dream, extortion
-modest pelican 2021
-pizza Steve 2021
-mike oxlong 2021
-that one cringey kid 2021
"except every driver is lewis hamilton"
DAMN SON!!!!!!!!!
*Sad Verstappen Noises*
It’s because everyone crashed into eachother
@@wyattshattes4092 No shit Sherlock
He crashed or what?
@@tvaettis0653 this year's British GP
Great to see the bois bois bois back together. Such hydrated content
bois bois bois and girls
yessir I subbed because of this, its great to be back
That's right! Now watch more Modest Pelican content.
11:54 "MindGoblin Deeze Nuts!! Pffff "
the way he instantly bursts into laughter after hitting that clueless woman with such a banger in the chest
absolute legend
"GTA Racing reminds me of F1 Racing, but everyone is Lewis Hamilton."
Last thing I though Modest Pelican would speak about would be the British GP
E
Intro: "If you enjoy this video find a partner and start a family. As the child gains consciousness at the age of 3 start to forcefully make them watch your videos. Then divorce your partner and leave the child alone and leave it with only your videos for support and comfort. As this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
Oof! Very depressing but original and good! Now watch more Modest Pelican content.
I got stuck at the first step.
"Gta racing is a lot like formula 1. Except everyone is like Lewis Hamilton" Never in my life have I heard a statement more true
This is so accurate
So every player is an exeptional driver with lots of talent?
@@mrvelic8523 he’s referring to Silverstone, where Lewis crashed out his only opposition and won the race
@@cockadoodledoowhoareyou2616 Its was a racing incident, which means Verstappen was at the same fault as Hamilton
@@SomeRandomDane lewis was at fault, stewards said so.
You know what isn't fake? Family.
Dom Toretto: *agressive smiling*
>:D
Very funny comment! Very original considering how there are a lot of dom family jokes that have already been made! Now watch more Modest Pelican content.
@@xanderland5396 indeed i shall watch more modest pelican content to be consistently hydrated. Thank you!
“You promised me handbag, take me home now” -Papa Peli 2019
Mama Peli actually but whatever
Gotta recycle content to keep the environment safe
@@eliassaari2454 Kinda got a ring to it ngl
Didn’t think it was true at first but now there’s no saying it’s not
Dude I’m so glad to be a part of Peli’s community. Papa Peli is a standing testament of this community’s greatness
But every driver is Lewis Hamilton!
You sir have my respect!
I love your profile picture of Kevin mccallister from Home Alone
@@Lucifer.666-Satan you are very perceptive
4:03 Your like that elderly veteran grandpa who tells the same war story every time you see your grandkids.
Yea in his San Andreas videos
Such a great grandpa! Now watch more Modest Pelican content.
You're*
Always good to see you upload more great content!
you're a legend mate :)
Hi peli
*Hidrated* content
Perfect timing, just finished cooking a very moist hamburger, going to indulge in some high volume consumption of water too as hydration is the most important task of the day
I pushed my friend off a bridge into a river to hydrate him, the thirsty malaka's been down there for weeks!
They can't get enough can They? Now watch more Modest Pelican content.
Intro idea: "if you enjoyed this video be sure to paint each bee in a bee's nest with the words modest pelican gaming, and then proceed to throw the nest into the Whitehouse, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
That's an outro
Man threw shade at Lewis Hamilton in such a casual way
my little brother wasn’t hydrating so i executed an innocent entire family of 5 right in front of him, it really works wonders thank you modest pelican
Hey peli I commented on one of your videos maybe a couple months ago. I just figured I’d let you know that I’ve been doing a lot better mentally. Your comment meant everything to me. Thank you so much for always posting your amazing content♥️
glad to hear it mate :)
@@ModestPelican thanks man definitely number 1 you tuber out there☝️
Wholesome
@@ethinspeaks2678 stay strong! Mental health should always be top priority. Glad to hear you’re doing okay stranger 💪🏼🤘🏼
@@zelosXIV thanks man💪
Dang when Darkviperau says your the best speedrunner, your doing something!
Ah yes, i have been looking forward to this
are you shore about that
memed by the meme frog
You’re the first TH-camr I subscribed to. I’m so hydrated since then.
I love how every video has someone making a joke about killing family members by forcefully hydrating them
Bruh Xbox actually has a somewhat decent community and I love it. Was running casino preps and a random in a hydra messaged me offering to kill all enemies. Respect to my boy
"You know what isn't fake family" modest pelican it was totally him
What I love about MP videos is that I can't just pick one part to rave about because the whole thing is just legendary
Intro idea: "If you enjoy this video, please steal the pace car at an important motorsports event and re-paint it to say "subscribe to Modest Pelican", as it really helps spread the good word of my channel"
Arizona Ranger is one good song
@@Lucifer.666-Satan thank you kind sir
I can’t believe you shot me…
@@texasred9938 get rekt nerd
The Bois Bois Bois are so hydrated, they are near death. Truly moving and compelling stuff.
Now this was a new level of funny even from Modest Pelican.
As a hydrated dutch lad the lewis joke had me in tears m8
"It reminds me of formula 1, but every driver is Lewis Hamilton” very big brain joke for intelectuatiels such as I
@aritz zabala MAX MAX SÚPER MAX MAX MAC
Or you know anyone who watched the British gp
Could anyone explain it
@@Xeno574 Lewis basically crashed max verstappen out of the race and won. He acted like a hero after sending his opponent to hospital
@@mabra33 Ah alright, that's scummy.
Modest Pelican, I am a huge fan of stand up comedy, love following comics, watching sets and specials. Dude, you're very funny and I wonder how much time you take writing what you will say on videos. U have great delivery
My newborn wouldn't stop crying, so I put him on an all-water diet and now he's quiet all the time :)
Dead pool wears red clothes so no one sees him bleed every time modest pelican uploads I wear white clothes
Man that heist felt like they were taunting red dead players
How
I've stayed in the bath for over an hour watching Papa Peli videos to keep my body eternally hydrated.
That Hamilton joke was spot on!
“Every driver is lewis hamilton” every dutch person felt that
Play RDR2 and drive the train! We need some cinematography
The casino valet is unhydrated and that’s why everyone kills him. Thanks for the sick content
The Sons of Virgins are born again! Legendary!
They can't die! Now watch more Modest Pelican content.
the girlfriend joke has been used 2 times now ..... but it still gets me hahahhahaah she got you good man
are you even a fan if you don't say "hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here.." in perfect sync every time you watch this great content?😂
I love how mind Goblin has caught on so well lol
Intro: If you enjoyed this video become a world overlord and play Modest Pelican in the background so when they have PTSD of my traumatic rule they will remember to remind people to subscribe. This really help the good word of my channel.
“Be a pelican not a pelican’t” - mother teresa
my grandma was complaining about being unhydrated so I threw her in the ocean. she hasn't complained since.
4:48 ngl, I wasn't expecting him to try and nosedive that line
A bird just crashed into my sliding glass door, I didn't even save it because he wasn't even a pelican, I just watched him die while enjoying your family friendly content.
Stay Hydrated 🥶🥶🥶
So I gotta go hike up a mountain today to go pick up somethin I left on top, I was worried about getting sufficiently hydrated for the trip as I just got up and I had a head ache. Thank God papa peli uploaded, there's nothing more refreshing 😩
I only drink water in plastic bottles so when they inevitably end up in the ocean the turtles know I am hydrating, I also write "subscribe to modest pelican" on the bottle before tossing them so the turtles know what do
As a turtle I can confirm because my two week old infant choked up on a piece of plastic after searching the carcass yes I found the message.
“Did Shakespeare get hoes”
Whyyyyy did I laugh
Only ogs kno he changed the title of the video
Thanks for brightening my weekend and reminding me to stay hydrated pelican! 💧💧
My dad wasn’t hydrated enough so I tied his hands and feet and threw him in my pool. He’s been loving it,he’s been in it for the last 47 minutes. Done my daily good deed,what goes around comes around 🙏
loved the lewis hamilton joke lol
My father refused to hydrate so I beat him over the head with a rock and threw him into my pool. He must really love the water as he has not moved in three days.
Staying sufficiently hydrated while watching modest peli. On this lovely day of sabbath.
4:18 why did you reuse this joke papa peli?
I like that you basically continue the GTA satire in your videos.
If you enjoy watching these good videos be sure to make a time machine and take all of the kids from the local orphanage with you and say that you are taking them to planet pelican while repeatedly playing his videos as this really helps spread the good word of the channel
It's fun when you see a guy win the Olympic gold all nonchalant because he expected to win and then another guy gets the bronze and falls down crying in joy. Life is all about perspective.
In an alternate universe there’s an entire planet dedicated to modest pelican, just imagine how hydrated they must be.
I blocked all the drainage points of my city so that everyone will stay hydrated. There's water everywhere in the streets now.
Ahhh a modest pelican video! Just finished hydrating my horse with some fuel as he seemed very dehydrated, he’s now on the floor with his eyes closed. Happy to see the fuel had him galloping around for so long it had worn him out! 😂
he might be empty give him more
Loved Matto's cameo
I appear to have binged everything on this playlist. Good stuff bro
The only GTA V content that truly makes me laugh on the Internet
11:45
got me in the first half not gonna lie
7:16 i cracked up so hard when he got knocked off the roof
Haha every driver is lewis hamilton crashing into your compitators
🙏all hail peli, lord of hydration and GTA online🙏
Love your videos mate, keeps me fresh n hydrated
*Ahem*
At 7:37 instead of being a Grand Theft Auto, you committed a Car Jacking which in a sense is a higher offense.
-Stay Hydrated
I'm in some shithole in Spain and have the worst wifi ever, so it took me more than an hour to watch this video, only seeing 2 second clips at a time, the entire time, fucking worth it.
Make sure stealtho robbo stays hydrated because ive seen him lackin on hydration
Good too see the boy’s back👍🏼😎
wow! a video on my birthday! couldnt have asked for anything else
4:10 you’ve said that before lel
th-cam.com/video/rxTxEZH3_Wk/w-d-xo.html yup papa peli forgot
Been waiting for this all week!!
2:42 That's some quality F1 banter
Gotta love that DarkViperAU part😂
I had a serious sense of Deja Vu with that girlfriend joke
The Lewis Hamilton dig is on point
That Lewis shade is the funniest thing I have ever seen
the cool thing is that my country (Brazil) is only remembered in your videos when talking about heists. Perfect
I remember the handbag story from your gta San Andreas videos… Iitteraly can’t forget about the series I used to watch it fully every night before I went to bed instead of watching adult videos like all of my classmates were good times
Modest Peli's videos are relaxing for some reason
A gf that savagely pranks their bf with casual stereotype trope, dude, that's a keeper
I need more Thick Man prequel episodes on Papa Peli 🙏
Pelly has mastered the art of making click-bait titles in which the lack of detail/context is the bait you find out never existed
It be Bussin when Pelican uploads!
Literally 10 seconds into the video I remembered that I need to go hydrate myself
as i was just about to get dehydrated he uploaded and saved my life
I love how old English people say woah
Just the sound of it hydrates me
Loved the Darkviperau cameo!
That clip in the end had me in tears for about 5 minutes
Im starting to think this guy is deeply invested in the water industry…