Girlfriend should have stood up on the plane and announced “this man cheated on me on purpose HONEYMOON! Is anyone willing to swap seats with me, because he won’t stop telling me I need to stop crying and get over it!”
Seriously tho! Do exactly that!! I FIND OUT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ON OUR HONEYMOON AND I'M BEING "DRAMATIC"? Shoot, if I was on that flight I'd switch seats with her, and give him the side eye and no arm room the whole flight!!! 😂😂😂
The first story speaks volumes about this beautiful bride. She didn't have a tantrum or even pout about the mix up. She took it in stride and kept her focus on building memories with her wonderful groom. I predict a harmonious marriage for those two. They rolled with the punches and found the humor and happiness in the situation. THIS is how you begin a marriage that will last for life.
I had diarrhea at the hot springs in Japan, while on our honeymoon. I didn't feel particularly well, but I figured "The hot water will ease up this tension ". And oh boy it did! I felt it coming as soon as I got in the water, jumped out and ran naked throwing "sumimasens" left and right, among confused and horrified old japanese women, barely managed to get to a toilet before tragedy struck. I have never felt so vulnerable in my life. 😂
as someone who officiates weddings the woman who found out he was cheating on the honeymoon is the reason i don't file the paperwork for two weeks. I've seen marriages end at the reception and honeymoon. If the paperwork isn't filed you aren't married.
That's smart honestly. Idk where you're from, but in my state in the US, you only have 72 hours from the wedding ceremony to file the paperwork which I think is crazy.
How could you stay with someone like that. I would've gotten my own room and my own flight home. i would've ended the marriage as soon I got home. I don't understand why she would stay
@@BrianAndresScott you can tell why the entire time she’s talking…. She is literally actively referring to him as “MY husband”…. She still feels some sense of attachment or possession of him…..
Depends on what your card is for period if you have a card to maintain tons of things like a business.Chances are it'll cover it. Also, depends on what the flight cost is.. If the seats were only 50 bucks, lots of people could cover that.
Girl should've wrote those thank you cards, dude cares about his image, tell his family everything! Thank you for raising a son that taught me this by doing this. Expose tf outa him.
If I happened to book 52 seats on an airplane just because of "Please try again later" error and got no refund I'D TAKE THAT TO EVERY GODDAM NEWS NETWORK ON THE PLANET.
Worst part….. HE’S A LAWYER! Whoever knows this dude, make sure anyone that’s a friend or an acquaintance to stay clear of him. You will end up a lifer for a simple traffic citation.
Far as I’m concerned the airline need to sort out their website… how can it say “cannot process order” and then send a booking confirmation 😤 Poor guy but I hope he has/had a lovely honey moon! 😂
The last story with Mt. Kilimanjaro is crazy. There IS a phenomenon called Third Man Syndrome, where you are in peril and either a voice or figure guides you to safety. Honestly, The Provider sounds like a "third man".
they might have had more than 1 guide and there are other groups sumiting with their guides too, so it could have been one of them. That said, sumit day is very much a blur. The longest night of freezing+tired+low oxygen. Our guides would randomly feed us chocolate 🍫
When my husband and I got married. He got sick. The whole day, he was miserable. I told him that he needed to go to the hospital. He refused and said he wanted to make sure I finally said I do. We had been together since high school. We got married and spent the night in a hotel room. We ended up in the ER at 2 am. The doctor made a joke. You really wanted that life insurance after only a day. Really. This is now something we joke about after 22 years.
I volunteer with a no kill animal rescue. I had a group of cats who came from a house that burned and I took them to a vet for checkups, vaccines, and spa/neuter surgery so we could place them. A couple of hours later, the vet's office called and said one had eye worms and did I want them to treat that. After I got over the face that 1) there are such things as eye worms and 2) there was even a question about leaving them in there, I said yes. A very emphatic yes. I didn't care the cost. I'm still not over it. EYE WORMS! My elderly neighbor adopted him and spoiled him rotten.
@@rosielele not a vet so I do not know the treatment, But I know that heart worm treatment is very expensive and time consuming, too. What if the eye worm treatment is not just the regular worm pill?
Wow that woman that went on vacation to the island and found out her husband was cheating should just go get an annulment. Just dissolve the marriage now. It’s a sham and you will never be happy with that man. He has no respect or regard for you at all. Leave him now!
The moment that dude started scolding me for "not getting over it" IN public, I'd make sure I'd scream "You cheated on me during our honeymoon!" loud enough for everyone to hear - heck, I'd do it loud enough you can hear me from *China!*
When I went to Jamaica (I’m from there and went back to visit) I got a cut on my legs from slipping on the rocks on the waterfalls and I was scared to go in the water with my wound, then my family members told me the salt water will heal it. 😂
My mother in law, who raised her kids by the beach, believe in this firmly until she saw that news about the guys that went into the sea with a fresh tattoo, got a deadly infection and died.
Girls in story 4 was so nice about everything. Way, way too nice. I would have left the dude alone in the hotel, without a word. Flown home. Then dump all of his stuff at his parents house, change the locks, separate all finances, and file for divorce. Then sued for anything I invested in the wedding.
I’d have gone scorched earth & full metal jacket! That man would be homeless along with his wretched family. Every favour owed to me would be called upon to make it happen. Thankfully I’ve been happily married for 26+ years. Yes, my husband was a bit concerned for his safety in the beginning 😂 but less than a year in my family said ‘we’ll take him over you!’! 🤣🤣 We’ve a wicked sense of humour in our family. He’s American, we’re Irish/Scottish. Poor fella.
As someone who knows someone who actually hiked Kilamanjaro, it is not a light undertaking. She spent months planning for the hike because you have to have clothes for hot weather and freezing weather and other hiking supplies, while also keeping your pack a managable weight because it takes 5 to 9 days to do. She also trained for it for months. Kudos to them for finishing it, but definitely probably not a honeymoon for the everyday person
Literally crazy. People die climbing up there, and it's not just ill-equipped Tibetans fleeing to India. Can't for the life of me fathom how people think "honeymoon? Oh let's just climb the highest dang mountain around sounds like a nice little hike " , so crazy
@@Scarlett.Granger, Mount Kilimanjaro is in Africa, and there certainly are no Tibetans fleeing to India, that is on a whole different continent.😂 Could you possibly have had Mount Everest in mind? Hahaha 😂🤣😂 have a great day anyway. Enjoy.
@@Scarlett.Granger Kilimanjaro is high but far from the highest and is in Africa, not Asia. It is a long and difficult hike, but a hike nonetheless, not a technical climb. You can die from altitude sickness if you go up too fast, but this isn't common because your guides will do frequent health checks and take you down if you're struggling. Kilimanjaro is a pretty safe hike for healthy people who have trained. The death rate is very low. Even if you are underprepared, most likely the worst thing that will happen is failure to summit.
My Mom and my youngest sister hiked Mt. Kilimanjaro a few years ago. They didn’t really prep for it but their bonding activity together is going on hiking and backpacking trips (usually in the Rockies since my youngest sister lives in Denver or to National Parks, etc.). So they didn’t need to buy any gear and didn’t do much prep since it is an activity they do together regularly. 🤷🏼♀️ But I do agree with you that most couples shouldn’t sign up to hike Mt. Kilimanjaro for their honeymoon.
In school in the '80s, I didn't really go in for the "locker room talk" so I told the guy "So what? I've slept with every girl in this class!" I turned to the girl standing slack jawed next to me and asked, "Hey, Denise, what were you doing at 3 o'clock this morning? Sleeping? So was I!"
I was in the car today getting annoyed by the car in font of me and suddenly an „oiwei“ slips out my mouth… 😅 Slowly Charlottes picture creeps into my mind… I was influenced by the queen of petty. It makes me happy! 😂
YET. Yet. She's probably waiting for the time or gonna get the girlfriend and say "Hey so I have the papers and everything, I'm not gonna sugar coat it, you gotta leave."
She has since then left. It was just her recounting that at that point, no she did not immediately leave because she was still in shock and didnt know what to do. She did leave after that.
@@CarrybeanI guess it could depend on how long they were together and how long it takes to pack up, given he sounds like he could be a vindictive guy if she just bails with her suitcase. I’d be telling him to get a hotel room and getting some friends over for support and a packing party.
My sister and her husband went camping through the Canadian Rockies on their honeymoon. They would camp in a Provincial park for 2 nights, and on the 3rd night they would stay in a motel so my sister could poop, lol. Then they continued on to the next Provincial park and 2 days after that, the next motel, and so on. They had a great time. However, with their 40th anniversary this coming December, if they were going to plan a trip, it would be to a nice resort in Cuba or Mexico.
My husband and I moved from Florida to England two months after my marriage. He said: Oh, we can stay at the hostel I was living in until we get a flat. I said.... Okay. Because I was dumb then and didn't know that you share the room with strangers in a hostel. I lived for two weeks with two New Zealanders and my husband in a room. They were the most awesome roommates ever.
Imagine not knowing what a suppository was till after labour and u agree to have one for pain and no one explains what it is and then you SUDDENLY know what one is lol
Vet med here - the "foot worms" are a type of disease called cutaneous larval migrans. Depending on the type of worm, they can go into the skin, the organs, the brain, and even the eye! Wear shoes, y'all! Also, the fact that that treatment costs 5 grand is insane - we treat that in dogs and cats for like $20.
Back around 1990, my Lady Wife and her dog were on the same medication. For the dog, it was affordable. For my wife, without insurance it would have been hundreds of dollars. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?
I had diarrhea at a sports store. I was walking my 2 dogs and had this feeling in my stomach that I could not make it home before I explode. I went to the nearest store and politely explained I desperately need to use a bathroom. Ladies in the store were so kind they even offered to keep their eyes on my dogs till I have my explosion.
@@Trammiliin_nr2 aww! That was so sweet of those ladies! You can't help when this happens. I've gotten lucky when taking my dogs out, we haven't even left the gated yard when I'm running back inside dropping my key, purse, jacket, etc. My girl dog opens the front door and lets them both in, only to come to the bathroom to "rescue" me. 😂😂😂 Pitties are the best. 💖🐾🐾
I used to be a travel agent and let me tell you, booking a honeymoon says a lot about a relationship. I cannot tell you how many times I was sitting there thinking 'oh you people don't talk to each other at all!'.
My spouse and I walked in ..said where, when, how long..handed her 2 $1000 bills ( no longer printed) and had an awesome time in BZ visiting my mom and friends..he had way more fun than me cuz I was pregnant married and 19..no longer clubbing fun lol. Sad too. It's sad people don't just come home with "so I swam in a fish trap with a shark" stories.
We’re planning Japan and a cruise but it will be way after the wedding as we don’t like being in debt and like to have it paid, so the wedding will be paid in full. We’ll then recoup and then Honeymoon :) but we are having a small staycation at home to relax together before going back to work ❤
@@Gryffindame Japan is #1 on mine and my life partners travel vacation list. I am SO excited for you two and applauded you choice of a unique honeymoon location! I say "travel vacation list" because we live in the US but my partner is French (he came here when he was 21 and we are now in our 40s), and all his family is still there. So the only time we have been able to travel out of country since we got together a little over a decade ago, was to France to visit his family and we are way overdue to go again. So Japan will have to wait, but I can't complain too much, lol.
People have forgotten about Travel Agents. Getting a Travel Agent is really the best thing you can do when you want to go on a trip. You don’t even have to pay them, they get paid by the resort or wherever. My travel agent booked a trip to Jamaica for us. Although at first we were looking at Mexico but I wanted to go back to Jamaica (I went when I was 13). The resort was incredible & all inclusive. I mean they even gave us bottles of liquor for our room. We just picked what we wanted from the choices they offered. I got the best trip for a great price & no stress trying to figure out the flight, rooms, outings etc… it was Amazing! I Highly recommend getting a travel agent!
My sister and mother were booking a trip together through one, not long before COVID hit. I think they lost about $15,000 together when the company closed and went MIA.
14:14 girl I would stand up on the middle of the plane and ask everyone if they thought I should get over my husband cheating on me on our honeymoon? See how fucking embarrassed he is then. Grrrr, girl let me at him🤬
Since he's so obsessed with his public persona, I would have recorded his confessions and excuses, plus all of the victim blaming and him saying to get over it. Then I'd post it online for the whole world to see. And, I would make sure that he and everyone he knows is tagged on it. Let the whole world see him for who he truly is. And, hopefully, any other lady in the future who searches his name online will see that video and take it for the warning it should be. [Privacy laws be darned. They'd have to come at me with an arrest warrant before I'd even consider taking it down.]
My then fiance (now husband) booked the presidential suite for our first night’s hotel room at the Holiday Inn Crown Plaza in Dallas. He told the person taking the reservation June 23,1990 but they booked it for May 23, 1990. We make it there and were told it was already booked by another party and tried to charge us $250 for their mistake. I start crying and they scramble and get us a room with a honeymoon gift basket and forgive the charge. It was a bumpy start to our marriage that we can laugh at now. We’re celebrating 34 years this June.
3:37 this husband is a gem and the wife is hysterical! Hahah! Turning it into a laugh and him doing all he can to find a bathroom for his wife, THAT is couple goals! 😂😂😂
"I had diarrhea at the boat store" lady and her husband are so adorable! I had to watch that part of this video like 4x's and could not quit laughing 😂 Not at the fact she had diarrhea at the boat store on her honeymoon, but the way they told this story , of course! 😅
I feel like Mike is going to have the whole engagement and wedding planned based on watching Charlotte's little hints from these videos. He'll know all the right things to do, and most importantly, all the wrong ones not to do. Or they will just elope to not deal with the BS. 🤣😘❤️
I scrolled so far just to find someone talking about the comedic genius of the diarrhea at the boat store bit 😂😂😂 idk why but it couldn't be any better
If you eat more than three to five of anything sugar free, it will give you diarrhea. It's because of the sweetener used. It's a natural laxative. We use the liquid form as a laxative all the time. I have been an RN for 28 yrs, and it works like a charm. I have eaten more than I should have, of the sugar free chocolates that my family buys me before without thinking, and those work just as well.
Sauerkraut juice does it too!😂 I like to drink that stuff. Once i was very thirsty. It was a hot day and drank a whole liter in about half an hour.... Half an hour later i had a funny feeling in my guts.... Veeeery funny! I ran to the next toilet and... ...let me explain it so.... For the next hour i forcefully expelled my innards like a starting rocket! It was a miracle that the toilet didn't explode... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💥🚀
That's actually a pretty reasonable response if someone you don't know messages you out of the blue to say something bad about your partner. It's not unheard of for people to lie just to mess with someone or their partner. She pretty clearly didn't know he was getting married, so it's entirely possible she didn't even know he was in another relationship at all. You shouldn't just automatically take a stranger's word that your partner is cheating.
One of my church friends has a BnB. They rented to a group of army reservists. The guys politely left a pan of brownies on the kitchen counter. Well, my friend ate a whole brownie. She was never a hippie and had NEVER had any type of recreational ingredients. She doesn’t even drink. So…… after a few hours of “interesting” symptoms, her hubby takes her to the ER where the doctors have to try to keep a straight face when they tell her she ate a giant pot brownie and she would be alright. It was the best “testimony” at church the next Sunday. 😂🍄🚬😂🍪😂
The four stages of doing an edible: 1. The edible isn't doing anything. 2. The edible isn't doing anything. 3. The edible isn't doing anything. 4. I need to go to the hospital.
Who leaves a pan of brownies with pot in it, and doesn't warn the people who may consume them that there is pot in the ingredients list? Not everyone wants to ingest it. I have had horrible experiences both times I tried it. Pot makes me incredibly paranoid and gives me tachycardia. Hardly relaxing. When someone sees brownies, their first thought isn't drugs, it's food. The people who baked it should have given them a heads up as a courtesy. I would have sent them my hospital bill.
Wait...your town had a potato cabbage and bacon festival 😂. Sorry, I don't want to make fun of your town ofcourse, but is that what your town is famous for? And ofcourse Charlotte is the potato queen✨
I'm just imagining Mike somewhere is the house just minding his business when he hears Charlotte scream and ask her if she's ok and she just says "foot worms" without any other context, and then he's just like "....ok" and leaves the room 😂
Hi Charlotte, I’m from India and got married recently after which i had to move to the other corner of the country. I don’t have any friends here and your videos are my source of sanity ! Thank you for this.
Oh my gosh. The garage situation cracked me up! I flew with my 3 kids (9, 8, and 6) for the first time to and from California. The flights back from Cali to TN were without my husband (he works in Tx because we are moving back)... BOTH flights we had to take I found people in our seats! I need to have all 3 kids sit together and I sit in the aisle seat next to them to keep them in check during the flights. I PAID for us to sit that way. I literally apologized to those people as I'm kicking them out of OUR seats... Then I asked myself "why am I apologizing and feeling horrible for kicking people out of our reserved seats that I paid extra for?!" The "people pleasing" is strong with me...
15:00 one of my favorite lines from any movie is "You wont get a scene, youll get a braodway musical." This woman needs to throw a broadway musical level of dramatic at that man and get him out of her house and out of her life for good. Damn!
They seem like they would be fun to hang out with, just roll with the punches and find delight in crazy situations. That's a great skill to take into a marriage. I'm imagining them at their 50th wedding anniversary and she pipes up to all the assembled in-laws and grandchildren "Did we every tell you the story of how I slept with 4 men on our honeymoon?"
For the Jamaica Honeymoon one, you never buy weed off the beach always from a dispensary. Also, don't try to or attempt to bring weed to the island or out. Customs are no joke!
Uh I’ve been to Jamaica a few times and you can definitely buy weed on the beach, idk where you got that from, don’t be scared. You just have to check it before you complete the transaction. The weed won’t be laced, they don’t pull that kinda stuff over there. Also, you always buy it on the stem and wrapped in torn pieces of a black trash bag. If the stuff looks funky, you can call them out and they’ll pull the good stuff out (they’re going to assume you’re a typical stupid tourists who doesn’t know better) Just don’t be a dick about it. jamaicas are nice up until you fuck with them. Never pay more than $20 for an eighth and make sure you know how to roll joints before you go, glass is a big no no there. I totally agree with you on the traveling with it part, it’s surprising because of the culture, but weed is SUPER illegal in Jamaica. They won’t lock a tourist up cause you bring money to the island (unless you’re an asshole). Jamaica will lock you up if you try to fly with it and they WILL throw away the key but you can travel with vape pens. I put vape pens in with my makeup and I’ve never been caught.
@@Magpie2020 lol I know I got family there. I say this mainly for new tourists coming to the island for the first time and/or people who NEVER had weed before.
@@MaryK15 yea that makes sense. sorry! assumed you were one of those terrified tourists lol. So cool that you have family there! tbh, I never had any issues with buying it from locals except for one guy who had some messed up weed, but I called him out and he had a different supply that was super nice.
Getting married on the 14th of May. Small registry office wedding. Coffee after, then home. It's been exhausting just planning this. I have no idea how people manage a bigger affair. Been a fan since IO days, then you started your channel. I've seen you laugh and cry. You're quite honestly my main source of entertainment. You are a beautiful human ❤
my wedding is gonna cost a grand total of $250. i don’t understand blowing so much money on one day! plus the stress of having to plan all of that! no thanks!
My son has traveled everywhere and does every kind of hiking, climbing, scuba diving, etc, and he said Mt Kilimanjaro was the worst trip he’s ever taken. He got sick on the trip too and there was no “boat store bathroom”. Haha!
okay the honeymoon guy is a victim NOT responsible. He did NOT fuck up, the airline did. how td do you charge someone after telling them no? That's straight up theft. They BETTER fix that.
You tell me I am being dramatic and I will show you dramatic - in the middle of the effing airport and then ask, on the plane, if someone will switch seats with me because I just found on my honeymoon that he's a cheating dog.
"Don't go in the ocean if you have an open wound."😂 is the exact opposite of what my SoCal raised mom always told me. "The salt water will heal it faster."
That sorta thing maybe used to be true but pollution levels these days tell a whole different story I used to swim in the north sea off the east coast of the UK every summer 30 years ago, I wouldn't even take my shoes off on the beach these days let alone get in the water
Charlotte never makes clickbaits, we know very well that the drama, the priceless reactions, her amazing sense of humor and savage/fabulous editing ALWAYS will be on the vídeo😂❤
My favorite part of the day is when I refresh and then hear Charlotte say hey everybody and I get happy and (usually too loudly) I say HEY CHAR-LOTTE!💙💙
Your vids help me understand social norms. I was raised a lot like the Turpin family with a Narcissistic Mother so this helps a lot and I laugh hard..this is like therapy for me lol.❤
The Brownie story had me in stitches I'm just imagining how she had MANY plans on how to enjoy the honeymoon and that brownie had her like "Nope. You're going nowhere."
Back when I was pregnant, my group of pregnant ladies that I hung out with at the time used to share tips and the biggest one we joked over was "What is the safest and fastest way to relieve constipation without medication?" ~Taco bell! You said McDonalds and reminded me of our silly sessions, talking about all things socially unacceptable but necessary! You dont know truly bad constipation until you're the 8-9 months pregnant mama who hasn't poo'd in the last month lmao!
That or the 1st poo after giving birth. I swear I think I MADE myself constipated trying to hold it in because literally every woman I had ever met in my life told me that the 1st one after giving birth was so damn painful. So I know I held it in as long as I possibly could lol
My nurse refused to let me use the suppository. She had to insert it. She popped it in the wrong hole. So I cried even more. It was horrible. She said she had to remove it. I locked myself in the bathroom. Thank goodness my husband was with our baby until it melted and the nurses stopped yelling at me. 😭
My father just came back from climbing the Killimanjaro, and it's definitely not just a leasure hike. Like my father trained for months on top of his usual training routine. They did see people not making it to the top.
Ahahah, I'm Italian and was listening to your video as background while doing some chores around the house with my friends (who don't understand English as well as I do). I cracked up at their confused face when they heard you swear in Italian, all of a sudden 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Charlotte ❤❤❤
This brings back memories. On our honeymoon, I got caught in a current and couldn’t break free from it. I was screaming and yelling at my husband to go get help, but he ended up staying and pulling me back to the beach. There was also a category one hurricane for the first part of the week. We had to spend the majority of one day at the hotel while it stormed hard, but the hotel staff was super nice and upgraded our room to an ocean view so we got to watch it all happen from our room!
I dont normally watch people react to tiktoks etc but Charlotte you are to entertaining and just absolutely hilarious that i cannot help but watch your channel. At times you are better then the clip you are reacting to.. Love it. You go Girl
Me: going through my fellas phone while he's sleeping. Him: wakes up and asks "what are you doing?" Me: "going through your phone. Him: "oh ok." Rolls over and starts snoring more. 😂
🤣🤣🤣 my husband would never catch me! He's like a log when he sleeps, and I often scare him when I come into a room where he is, and he's not heard me, with my zombie-like MS walk, coming 🤣 On the other hand, I can wake up with the tiniest of noise. He might think he's being sneaky, trying to be quiet as he puts his toothbrush on charge beside my bed, but nope! So there's no chance he wouldn't wake me up if he was to check my phone 🤣
I had something similar to the reservation guy happen. I'm a paralegal, and we had a week long trial out of town. Hotel for our 7 member team, plus random witnesses, was my responsibility. Using the main partner's Black AmEx, I get rooms and conference rooms for all. The confirmations started rolling in, and they booked almost the ENTIRE HOTEL for us for 9 days!!! It was a nicer joint, boutique and smaller in size, and smacked his card for around $5000 a DAY, average. I nearly had a heart attack, but still had the limitless card, and considered just getting on a plane to Aruba and call it a day on that career. I HAD to tell the partner, who literally laid down on the floor in his office to breathe through the news (big yoga fan). I eventually got it all straightened out, but at one point I was seeing scenes from "The Shining" in my head, just us in an otherwise fairly empty hotel., lol!
Got my earbud in hidden behind hair so I can watch at work. BTW I randomly thought 'I beg your finest pardon' driving to work at 4 am today and spent hours trying to figure out where I had heard it....of course, its from our Petty Potato Queen
The story with the OP who found out that her new husband had been cheating. She needs to get that annulled ASAP. I know so many people who would get her to a safe place and out of that situation. He’s going to get worse if she stays. Much worse.
He is an abusivenes narc! I'm afraid for her if she doesn't get out. She felt off before the wedding because her gut was telling her DONT DOOO IT, this is wrong! I hop;she's okay
Ahhhhh woke up this morning and went to listen to my favorite podcast Two Hot Takes and guess who the queen was that I heard as the guest. Such an awesome surprise because I absolutely love you both!
If someone scolded me for being upset they cheated on me, the entire plane would know what he did.
EXACTLY! 😠 The audacity 🙄
I'm still wondering how she got married to this man in the first place 😒
Right, I’m sure I’d hear, calm down when I wasn’t even yelling and my hubby would find out how loud I can be cuz he doesn’t even know 😂
The entire plane, planet & 3 people on Mars!!!
Yes!
Everyone in the world would know- you value your reputation? See, I value my trust, and you broke that, so f your reputation!
That guy with the 52 seats booked - those 45 minutes on hold until he was told that they could fix it were probably the longest minutes of his life.
I bet it took at least 5 years off his lifespan 💀
I'm thinking this guy is great at weaponized incompetence. Hope he married a competent woman who won't mind being his mommy-wife.
I never book flights I have my ex or brothers do it 😅
They didn't say they would fix it. They said they were "aware" of it.
When He Said: I booked 52 flights! 😂😂😂😂😂I literally laughed out loud. Bless his heart. What ever airline fixed that for him. Bless them.
The FIRST time he SCOLDS me in PUBLIC saying "its private, get over it, we're in public" I'M SCREAMING "YOU CHEATED ON ME DURING OUR HONEYMOON"
You and I are kindred spirits...Talk about putting on a Oscar worthy performance I would've klowned so hard on that flight!❤😂
Oh no, I'm definitely causing a scene, idc
Not the a hole gaslighting her
I have never yelled in public, but this would be my reaction as well.
This! 😂
Girlfriend should have stood up on the plane and announced “this man cheated on me on purpose HONEYMOON! Is anyone willing to swap seats with me, because he won’t stop telling me I need to stop crying and get over it!”
You’d have switched seats with me so I could rant about immorality.
How does one cheat accidentally tho?
oh hell yes, i would have switched with her.
This! She needs to get out of there and file for divorce
I would switch my seat with you so fast and be the most nightmare neighbor this man has ever seen.
The woman who found out her husband was cheating on their honeymoon is no longer with him, in case anyone was wondering.
HALLELUJAH 🙌🏾
I’d go annulment then take out a billboard to educate the city on that failure of a man
🎉🎊🎈
Whew!
Bet he’s with the girlfriend and I bet she thinks she won lol 😂
don't be dramatic? girl, I'd be standing up on the plane announcing to EVERYONE what he'd done!
Seriously tho!
Do exactly that!!
I FIND OUT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ON OUR HONEYMOON AND I'M BEING "DRAMATIC"?
Shoot, if I was on that flight I'd switch seats with her, and give him the side eye and no arm room the whole flight!!! 😂😂😂
I would've gotten arrested. If he'd said that shiz to me on the plane, I'd be throwing hands as I called him out LOUDLY!
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 I LOVE this! You would have been awesome to have on that plane with her!
Announcec to the plane, "this man cheated on me on our honeymoon does anyone wanna switch seats with me?!" Lol
Grab the microphone to very sweetly announce: "Hi everyone! Meet the man who inspired me, on our honeymoon, to get an annulment!"
The first story speaks volumes about this beautiful bride. She didn't have a tantrum or even pout about the mix up. She took it in stride and kept her focus on building memories with her wonderful groom. I predict a harmonious marriage for those two. They rolled with the punches and found the humor and happiness in the situation. THIS is how you begin a marriage that will last for life.
She seems really chill l watch their TH-cam channel
Her husband too tbh, both seem like cool people!
What a beautiful prediction you have shared! I second your observations. She is a beautiful young bride❤
The second couple too (diarrhea at the boat store!)
A goofy sense of humor serves a couple well in a marriage 😅
Amen! So many people focus on having a great wedding and honeymoon rather than a great marriage. This couple started it the right way.
I had diarrhea at the hot springs in Japan, while on our honeymoon. I didn't feel particularly well, but I figured "The hot water will ease up this tension ". And oh boy it did!
I felt it coming as soon as I got in the water, jumped out and ran naked throwing "sumimasens" left and right, among confused and horrified old japanese women, barely managed to get to a toilet before tragedy struck.
I have never felt so vulnerable in my life.
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This is a ego death situation ... this experience will change ur prospective... and who u are as a person 😂😂😂😂
@totalyrandomperson3814 remembering it surely has helped with keeping me humble 😂😂😂
as someone who officiates weddings the woman who found out he was cheating on the honeymoon is the reason i don't file the paperwork for two weeks. I've seen marriages end at the reception and honeymoon. If the paperwork isn't filed you aren't married.
You are The Provider
@@reut0094 🤣
That's smart honestly. Idk where you're from, but in my state in the US, you only have 72 hours from the wedding ceremony to file the paperwork which I think is crazy.
MVP
I understand why do it but what if one of them dies within that time frame. You have just put the surviving spouse in a precarious legal situation.
15:50 “thank you for giving me a husband that I’ve already caught cheating. You can have your gifts back.” Would be what I put on those notes 💀
"And according to him, he's just like his father!" Don't forget that lovely jem. Make the divorce a 2 for 1 special! 😂
How could you stay with someone like that. I would've gotten my own room and my own flight home. i would've ended the marriage as soon I got home. I don't understand why she would stay
@BrianAndresScott I think she was in shock.
As for now....I have no idea what she's doing.
And add "caught cheating on our honeymoon"
@@BrianAndresScott you can tell why the entire time she’s talking…. She is literally actively referring to him as “MY husband”…. She still feels some sense of attachment or possession of him…..
You know your credit card limit is too high when it lets you book 50+ plane tickets
That's what I was thinking! Lol! Like, my limit could NEVER! 😂😂😂
Depends on what your card is for period if you have a card to maintain tons of things like a business.Chances are it'll cover it. Also, depends on what the flight cost is.. If the seats were only 50 bucks, lots of people could cover that.
@@kp2223 lol math isn't my strong point
@kp2223 which is why I only have a $6000 limit
@@kp2223 still, they will need to have a good job, because they still would need to pay a good amount Even if the card is for business
Girl should've wrote those thank you cards, dude cares about his image, tell his family everything! Thank you for raising a son that taught me this by doing this. Expose tf outa him.
I totally agree but I have a feeling they’re the type of family like “not my son/brother/nephew!!!!”
Depending on how many people though 😭 if anything I would just do it to my close friends and immediate family. But I’m not doing it for ALL the guests
If I happened to book 52 seats on an airplane just because of "Please try again later" error and got no refund
I'D TAKE THAT TO EVERY GODDAM NEWS NETWORK ON THE PLANET.
His credit card should have stopped it!
He definitely got a refund. By law, airlines have to refund you if you cancel within 24 hours of booking
Worst part….. HE’S A LAWYER! Whoever knows this dude, make sure anyone that’s a friend or an acquaintance to stay clear of him. You will end up a lifer for a simple traffic citation.
It’s kind of karma but I bet he’ll use it as an excuse (oh, too late he already did)
@@diamondjim7560... What? He's a bad lawyer because of an airline processing error?
"I have 52 seats booked for our honeymoon" I DIED LMAO
I can see this happening to me. I hate booking anything anymore. I miss the 1970's when I could just talk to a human who knew what they were doing.
Far as I’m concerned the airline need to sort out their website… how can it say “cannot process order” and then send a booking confirmation 😤
Poor guy but I hope he has/had a lovely honey moon! 😂
SCREAMING
I would hope the airline cancelled 50 of the seats as it was due to an error on their side.
@@CharlotteDobre moi aussi je veux un cœur tatie Charlotte ❤️😊
The last story with Mt. Kilimanjaro is crazy. There IS a phenomenon called Third Man Syndrome, where you are in peril and either a voice or figure guides you to safety. Honestly, The Provider sounds like a "third man".
Likely just a tour guide lol
Because pole pole is slowly slowly in Swahili. A guide took her up
they might have had more than 1 guide and there are other groups sumiting with their guides too, so it could have been one of them.
That said, sumit day is very much a blur. The longest night of freezing+tired+low oxygen. Our guides would randomly feed us chocolate 🍫
I like to think that “third man” is an angel. ♥️
That story confused me
When my husband and I got married. He got sick. The whole day, he was miserable. I told him that he needed to go to the hospital. He refused and said he wanted to make sure I finally said I do. We had been together since high school. We got married and spent the night in a hotel room. We ended up in the ER at 2 am. The doctor made a joke. You really wanted that life insurance after only a day. Really.
This is now something we joke about after 22 years.
I volunteer with a no kill animal rescue. I had a group of cats who came from a house that burned and I took them to a vet for checkups, vaccines, and spa/neuter surgery so we could place them. A couple of hours later, the vet's office called and said one had eye worms and did I want them to treat that. After I got over the face that 1) there are such things as eye worms and 2) there was even a question about leaving them in there, I said yes. A very emphatic yes. I didn't care the cost.
I'm still not over it. EYE WORMS!
My elderly neighbor adopted him and spoiled him rotten.
The vet was high or what? Why would you leave worms on an animal you treat let alone IN THE EYE? Gosh.
@@rosieleleBecause he could lose their license for not asking before treating. You can't assume a person can afford treatment.
@@rosielele not a vet so I do not know the treatment, But I know that heart worm treatment is very expensive and time consuming, too. What if the eye worm treatment is not just the regular worm pill?
@@joannecraft9842second the liability issue. Even the groomer has you sign off for indemnity.
Funfact I read cat that burned a house
Wow that woman that went on vacation to the island and found out her husband was cheating should just go get an annulment. Just dissolve the marriage now. It’s a sham and you will never be happy with that man. He has no respect or regard for you at all. Leave him now!
omg my heart broke for her!!!
She was with him for a year after that
The moment that dude started scolding me for "not getting over it" IN public, I'd make sure I'd scream "You cheated on me during our honeymoon!" loud enough for everyone to hear - heck, I'd do it loud enough you can hear me from *China!*
@@lynettebr WHAT?! Wtf is wrong with her??
Is she a masochist, or something?🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@lynettebrWHY?!
“You haven’t seen dramatic” felt it to my core. I’m absolutely gonna show you dramatic now!
I hate being told to calm down or chill out. no, now I will do the exact opposite.
You think that This is dramatic? Tell me about drama as you are free falling past the wing of the plane ✈!!!
"Don't go into the sea with open wounds" meanwhile island parents be forcing us to cleanse our wounds in the sea. That salt water hits hard lol
I was always told salt water/the ocean heals wounds faster too lol
@@casey5683lol I’m from Puerto Rico and grew up hearing the same thing 😂
When I went to Jamaica (I’m from there and went back to visit) I got a cut on my legs from slipping on the rocks on the waterfalls and I was scared to go in the water with my wound, then my family members told me the salt water will heal it. 😂
My mother in law, who raised her kids by the beach, believe in this firmly until she saw that news about the guys that went into the sea with a fresh tattoo, got a deadly infection and died.
Girls in story 4 was so nice about everything. Way, way too nice.
I would have left the dude alone in the hotel, without a word. Flown home. Then dump all of his stuff at his parents house, change the locks, separate all finances, and file for divorce.
Then sued for anything I invested in the wedding.
story 2 was diarrhea at the boat store
@@starryshay9071 Sorry, I skipped that because it was so dull.
Story 3 is about the 52 booked flight tickets 🤔
I’d have gone scorched earth & full metal jacket! That man would be homeless along with his wretched family. Every favour owed to me would be called upon to make it happen. Thankfully I’ve been happily married for 26+ years. Yes, my husband was a bit concerned for his safety in the beginning 😂 but less than a year in my family said ‘we’ll take him over you!’! 🤣🤣 We’ve a wicked sense of humour in our family. He’s American, we’re Irish/Scottish. Poor fella.
I would have thrown away his passport so he can't go back and you enjoy 2 seats for yourself XD
Charlotte had a "You kids, get off my lawn!" moment.
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THEY WERE SO LOUD
And an "Aaaactually" moment.
@@CharlotteDobre not so sounded poof after all
"I apologized to THEM. What is wrong with me?" *Oh Canada plays*
As someone who knows someone who actually hiked Kilamanjaro, it is not a light undertaking. She spent months planning for the hike because you have to have clothes for hot weather and freezing weather and other hiking supplies, while also keeping your pack a managable weight because it takes 5 to 9 days to do. She also trained for it for months. Kudos to them for finishing it, but definitely probably not a honeymoon for the everyday person
Literally crazy. People die climbing up there, and it's not just ill-equipped Tibetans fleeing to India.
Can't for the life of me fathom how people think "honeymoon? Oh let's just climb the highest dang mountain around sounds like a nice little hike " , so crazy
@@Scarlett.Granger, Mount Kilimanjaro is in Africa, and there certainly are no Tibetans fleeing to India, that is on a whole different continent.😂 Could you possibly have had Mount Everest in mind?
Hahaha 😂🤣😂 have a great day anyway. Enjoy.
@@Scarlett.Granger Kilimanjaro is high but far from the highest and is in Africa, not Asia. It is a long and difficult hike, but a hike nonetheless, not a technical climb. You can die from altitude sickness if you go up too fast, but this isn't common because your guides will do frequent health checks and take you down if you're struggling. Kilimanjaro is a pretty safe hike for healthy people who have trained. The death rate is very low. Even if you are underprepared, most likely the worst thing that will happen is failure to summit.
My Mom and my youngest sister hiked Mt. Kilimanjaro a few years ago. They didn’t really prep for it but their bonding activity together is going on hiking and backpacking trips (usually in the Rockies since my youngest sister lives in Denver or to National Parks, etc.). So they didn’t need to buy any gear and didn’t do much prep since it is an activity they do together regularly. 🤷🏼♀️ But I do agree with you that most couples shouldn’t sign up to hike Mt. Kilimanjaro for their honeymoon.
@@SanniSandyBunny2000 haha yeah, you're right, different mountain😂
In school in the '80s, I didn't really go in for the "locker room talk" so I told the guy "So what? I've slept with every girl in this class!" I turned to the girl standing slack jawed next to me and asked, "Hey, Denise, what were you doing at 3 o'clock this morning? Sleeping? So was I!"
i recently keep saying/screaming "huhmuhnuhwuh?" and "MY FLABBERS ARE GASTED" thank u Charlotte for expounding my reaction vocab lmaooo
I've picked up the "mkeymkeymkey"😂
I have started the ABSOLUTELY NOT and croch gobblers lol. My man almost fell on the floor when I called a kid that, all in fun of course.
I was in the car today getting annoyed by the car in font of me and suddenly an „oiwei“ slips out my mouth… 😅 Slowly Charlottes picture creeps into my mind… I was influenced by the queen of petty. It makes me happy! 😂
I beg your finest pardon?! That’s one of my favorite ones!
I have actually looked at someone and mimicked “the audacity” with hand motion!
When she said “no I haven’t left yet” it took my WHOLE ass being and soul to not throw my phone across the room
YET. Yet. She's probably waiting for the time or gonna get the girlfriend and say "Hey so I have the papers and everything, I'm not gonna sugar coat it, you gotta leave."
@@anglepsycho or if she can't afford one and is stuck we may hear about her again...when she has snapped...he sleeps, right....
She has since then left. It was just her recounting that at that point, no she did not immediately leave because she was still in shock and didnt know what to do. She did leave after that.
@@CarrybeanI guess it could depend on how long they were together and how long it takes to pack up, given he sounds like he could be a vindictive guy if she just bails with her suitcase. I’d be telling him to get a hotel room and getting some friends over for support and a packing party.
😂 same
A hike?!? On my honeymoon?!? My man better not EVER!! 😂
Glad OP lived to tell the tale.
Hiking in Hawaii is a different experience. It can be done in flip flops! 😝
My sister and her husband went camping through the Canadian Rockies on their honeymoon. They would camp in a Provincial park for 2 nights, and on the 3rd night they would stay in a motel so my sister could poop, lol. Then they continued on to the next Provincial park and 2 days after that, the next motel, and so on. They had a great time. However, with their 40th anniversary this coming December, if they were going to plan a trip, it would be to a nice resort in Cuba or Mexico.
Kilimanjaro is beautiful, would love to take you my potato queen but not on your wedding day, am from kilimanjaro, Tanzania 😘😊
Dude with the flights said “weaponised incompetence? Hold my beer” jfc
"I slept with 4 different men on my honeymoon."
"Who the f starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down...."
& I realized later that it was click bait 😮
The family guy reference 😂
Well, we clicked on it to see WTF she was talking about lol
Well, we clicked on it to see WTF she was talking about lol
@@BrandenoidDestroyer technically, Yes. but also technically true. She spelt with four men in the same area, like. Literal sleep. Not sex. haha
My husband and I moved from Florida to England two months after my marriage. He said: Oh, we can stay at the hostel I was living in until we get a flat. I said.... Okay. Because I was dumb then and didn't know that you share the room with strangers in a hostel. I lived for two weeks with two New Zealanders and my husband in a room. They were the most awesome roommates ever.
“That is so fucking disgusting.
I need to know more.”
Iconic.
Imagine not knowing what a suppository was till after labour and u agree to have one for pain and no one explains what it is and then you SUDDENLY know what one is lol
Vet med here - the "foot worms" are a type of disease called cutaneous larval migrans. Depending on the type of worm, they can go into the skin, the organs, the brain, and even the eye! Wear shoes, y'all! Also, the fact that that treatment costs 5 grand is insane - we treat that in dogs and cats for like $20.
I really was wondering why is it 5k for albendazole. You can literally just walk into a pharmacy and buy WITHOUT prescription in my country.
Yay, I think is where the Americans are muttering ’God bless America’ or something asinine. Deluded fools.
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It's the USA, what can I say??
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I know people who have treated them with herb blends for parasites. They got rid of them.
Back around 1990, my Lady Wife and her dog were on the same medication. For the dog, it was affordable. For my wife, without insurance it would have been hundreds of dollars. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?
"I had diarrhea at the boat store" 😂😂😂
i am still cackling! She is my kind of people.
The way she says it is wholesome tho
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I had diarrhea at a sports store. I was walking my 2 dogs and had this feeling in my stomach that I could not make it home before I explode. I went to the nearest store and politely explained I desperately need to use a bathroom. Ladies in the store were so kind they even offered to keep their eyes on my dogs till I have my explosion.
@@Trammiliin_nr2 aww! That was so sweet of those ladies!
You can't help when this happens.
I've gotten lucky when taking my dogs out, we haven't even left the gated yard when I'm running back inside dropping my key, purse, jacket, etc.
My girl dog opens the front door and lets them both in, only to come to the bathroom to "rescue" me. 😂😂😂
Pitties are the best. 💖🐾🐾
Charlotte looks amazing today. The eyeliner, the blue sweater, the straight hair...gorgeous.
I 💯 agree ❤
Thank you bestie!
But I love more wave/ curl in her beautiful hair
52 booked seats guy is the epitomi of weaponized incompetence "oh honey I can never do vacation booking again"
You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means.
He didn't, the website was messing up.
I used to be a travel agent and let me tell you, booking a honeymoon says a lot about a relationship. I cannot tell you how many times I was sitting there thinking 'oh you people don't talk to each other at all!'.
My spouse and I walked in ..said where, when, how long..handed her 2 $1000 bills ( no longer printed) and had an awesome time in BZ visiting my mom and friends..he had way more fun than me cuz I was pregnant married and 19..no longer clubbing fun lol. Sad too. It's sad people don't just come home with "so I swam in a fish trap with a shark" stories.
We’re planning Japan and a cruise but it will be way after the wedding as we don’t like being in debt and like to have it paid, so the wedding will be paid in full. We’ll then recoup and then Honeymoon :) but we are having a small staycation at home to relax together before going back to work ❤
@@Gryffindame Japan is #1 on mine and my life partners travel vacation list. I am SO excited for you two and applauded you choice of a unique honeymoon location! I say "travel vacation list" because we live in the US but my partner is French (he came here when he was 21 and we are now in our 40s), and all his family is still there. So the only time we have been able to travel out of country since we got together a little over a decade ago, was to France to visit his family and we are way overdue to go again. So Japan will have to wait, but I can't complain too much, lol.
People have forgotten about Travel Agents. Getting a Travel Agent is really the best thing you can do when you want to go on a trip. You don’t even have to pay them, they get paid by the resort or wherever. My travel agent booked a trip to Jamaica for us. Although at first we were looking at Mexico but I wanted to go back to Jamaica (I went when I was 13). The resort was incredible & all inclusive. I mean they even gave us bottles of liquor for our room. We just picked what we wanted from the choices they offered. I got the best trip for a great price & no stress trying to figure out the flight, rooms, outings etc… it was Amazing! I Highly recommend getting a travel agent!
My sister and mother were booking a trip together through one, not long before COVID hit. I think they lost about $15,000 together when the company closed and went MIA.
Exactly.
Jamaican here, and Jamaica 🇯🇲 has the best “brownies” and brownie products in the world and it’s all organic.😂😂😂😂😂
Yup, plenty of dodgy travel agents out there! Nothing wrong with booking these things on your own, just put in the work and research @@brittalex42
Travel agents are amazing.
I spat out my invisible petty tea when that first sentence 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
Hostels can be a lot of fun and a great experience or .... A total friggin nightmare!
All just depends on who you're roomies with 😂😂😂
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Me too. Choked on my nonexistant drink. Lol
Same here, came out my nose too!
Your petTEA
Technically she did sleep with 4 other dudes just no physically 😊 2:12
No, she physically slept with three other people who also physically slept. Like, sleeping is a physical activity.
It just wasn't sexual
14:14 girl I would stand up on the middle of the plane and ask everyone if they thought I should get over my husband cheating on me on our honeymoon? See how fucking embarrassed he is then. Grrrr, girl let me at him🤬
Since he's so obsessed with his public persona, I would have recorded his confessions and excuses, plus all of the victim blaming and him saying to get over it. Then I'd post it online for the whole world to see. And, I would make sure that he and everyone he knows is tagged on it. Let the whole world see him for who he truly is. And, hopefully, any other lady in the future who searches his name online will see that video and take it for the warning it should be. [Privacy laws be darned. They'd have to come at me with an arrest warrant before I'd even consider taking it down.]
Don’t do this. A man that lies and cheats can easily get violent. It’s best to move and exit in silence.
Fr this the kind of man that needs the petty UNLEASHED on him
@@Sarah_D.this is classic narcissistic behavior, worrying more about who knows and their persona than what they did to the person they “love”.
Instead she stayed with him.
My then fiance (now husband) booked the presidential suite for our first night’s hotel room at the Holiday Inn Crown Plaza in Dallas. He told the person taking the reservation June 23,1990 but they booked it for May 23, 1990. We make it there and were told it was already booked by another party and tried to charge us $250 for their mistake. I start crying and they scramble and get us a room with a honeymoon gift basket and forgive the charge. It was a bumpy start to our marriage that we can laugh at now. We’re celebrating 34 years this June.
Congrats!! Ya I’d be so disappointed too.
3:37 this husband is a gem and the wife is hysterical! Hahah! Turning it into a laugh and him doing all he can to find a bathroom for his wife, THAT is couple goals! 😂😂😂
“I had diarrhea at the boat store”
They are absolute losers! Im embarrassed to know they breathe the same air I do
"I had diarrhea at the boat store" lady and her husband are so adorable! I had to watch that part of this video like 4x's and could not quit laughing 😂 Not at the fact she had diarrhea at the boat store on her honeymoon, but the way they told this story , of course! 😅
I’ve been loving the subtle “👀💍 MIKE 👀💍” edits in recent videos 😂 thank you editors for making chuckle with those edits 🤣
Me tooooo!!!!😂
I feel like Mike is going to have the whole engagement and wedding planned based on watching Charlotte's little hints from these videos. He'll know all the right things to do, and most importantly, all the wrong ones not to do. Or they will just elope to not deal with the BS. 🤣😘❤️
It’s pathetic to push that on him! Charlotte will end up single if she keeps this up
“I’m floating around like a dead carcass” 😂
The mental image that put out.
The "I had diarrhea at the boat store" tiktok is made with the funniest format I've ever seen 🤣🤣
I scrolled so far just to find someone talking about the comedic genius of the diarrhea at the boat store bit 😂😂😂 idk why but it couldn't be any better
It was really a great vid. Those two had a great idea and comedic timing.
And they were so cute too!! Giggling the whole time and smiling. They seem happy together! ❤
@kristipearce4819 The husband losing it at the end had me doubled over 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:17 I shivered 😂 those Sugar Free Gummy Bears could Knock anything loose. Learned from that mistake for about 3 hours.
You ain't whistling Dixie, my friend! Those things clean you out quicker than the stuff they give you for a colonoscopy!!!! Have done both, so I know.
If you eat more than three to five of anything sugar free, it will give you diarrhea. It's because of the sweetener used. It's a natural laxative. We use the liquid form as a laxative all the time. I have been an RN for 28 yrs, and it works like a charm. I have eaten more than I should have, of the sugar free chocolates that my family buys me before without thinking, and those work just as well.
Sauerkraut juice does it too!😂
I like to drink that stuff.
Once i was very thirsty.
It was a hot day and drank a whole liter in about half an hour....
Half an hour later i had a funny feeling in my guts....
Veeeery funny!
I ran to the next toilet and...
...let me explain it so....
For the next hour i forcefully expelled my innards like a starting rocket!
It was a miracle that the toilet didn't explode...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💥🚀
the absolute nerve of that girl to say “prove it”
Just wait until I get back. I'll be "proving" it all over her face!
But, that's just how I am. 😉
That's actually a pretty reasonable response if someone you don't know messages you out of the blue to say something bad about your partner. It's not unheard of for people to lie just to mess with someone or their partner. She pretty clearly didn't know he was getting married, so it's entirely possible she didn't even know he was in another relationship at all. You shouldn't just automatically take a stranger's word that your partner is cheating.
I mean I think that's a logical response?
@@jasminecollins897 Exactly, thank you!
Yeah I mean did she forget he's emailing her and no texting lol 😆
One of my church friends has a BnB. They rented to a group of army reservists. The guys politely left a pan of brownies on the kitchen counter. Well, my friend ate a whole brownie. She was never a hippie and had NEVER had any type of recreational ingredients. She doesn’t even drink. So…… after a few hours of “interesting” symptoms, her hubby takes her to the ER where the doctors have to try to keep a straight face when they tell her she ate a giant pot brownie and she would be alright. It was the best “testimony” at church the next Sunday. 😂🍄🚬😂🍪😂
The four stages of doing an edible:
1. The edible isn't doing anything.
2. The edible isn't doing anything.
3. The edible isn't doing anything.
4. I need to go to the hospital.
@@ostlandr😂
Recreational ingredients😂
Did she tell the congregation how she's seen the light and pot is awesome?❤😂
Who leaves a pan of brownies with pot in it, and doesn't warn the people who may consume them that there is pot in the ingredients list? Not everyone wants to ingest it. I have had horrible experiences both times I tried it. Pot makes me incredibly paranoid and gives me tachycardia. Hardly relaxing. When someone sees brownies, their first thought isn't drugs, it's food. The people who baked it should have given them a heads up as a courtesy. I would have sent them my hospital bill.
My town had a potato, cabbage, and bacon festival and a woman was named the “potato queen” and I was like “no, that’s Charlotte.”
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Imposter 😆
Wait...your town had a potato cabbage and bacon festival 😂. Sorry, I don't want to make fun of your town ofcourse, but is that what your town is famous for? And ofcourse Charlotte is the potato queen✨
Where is this town? I need to book a flight for no particular reason 😅
@@pippilangkous5089 no which is why I am so confused
The first video with of the Switzerland honeymoon was pretty cool, albeit clickbait. But seriously, their misadventures are awesome core memories! 💗
As a Jamaican. Eating a brownie you bought from a Jamaican is wild. 😅 like weren't known WORLD WIDE for Marie's performance.
'Oh, you haven't SEEN dramatic!!' Charlotte is awesome.
I'm just imagining Mike somewhere is the house just minding his business when he hears Charlotte scream and ask her if she's ok and she just says "foot worms" without any other context, and then he's just like "....ok" and leaves the room 😂
That dude who ONLY had to book a honeymoon? 🙄 your wife planned a whole ass wedding and you bungled booking flights? Left it that last minute? No.
Hi Charlotte, I’m from India and got married recently after which i had to move to the other corner of the country. I don’t have any friends here and your videos are my source of sanity ! Thank you for this.
Oh my gosh. The garage situation cracked me up! I flew with my 3 kids (9, 8, and 6) for the first time to and from California. The flights back from Cali to TN were without my husband (he works in Tx because we are moving back)... BOTH flights we had to take I found people in our seats! I need to have all 3 kids sit together and I sit in the aisle seat next to them to keep them in check during the flights. I PAID for us to sit that way. I literally apologized to those people as I'm kicking them out of OUR seats... Then I asked myself "why am I apologizing and feeling horrible for kicking people out of our reserved seats that I paid extra for?!" The "people pleasing" is strong with me...
Is anyone else absolutely living for that color on Charlotte. That turtleneck looks mad comfy and hella cute.
Girl, saaaame!
Yaassss!! 😍
It brings out her eyes and makes her hair color pop. Definitely love it!
I love your eye makeup Charlotte! The color of your hair and sweater look so great together.
15:00 one of my favorite lines from any movie is "You wont get a scene, youll get a braodway musical." This woman needs to throw a broadway musical level of dramatic at that man and get him out of her house and out of her life for good. Damn!
can i just say, that first husband looked ADORABLE waving to her from the top bunk, my gawd
And if he didn't work out, she had 3 backups! ;)
@@FormerChildProdigy You think that's funny I bet yourself is a cheater.
They seem like they would be fun to hang out with, just roll with the punches and find delight in crazy situations. That's a great skill to take into a marriage. I'm imagining them at their 50th wedding anniversary and she pipes up to all the assembled in-laws and grandchildren "Did we every tell you the story of how I slept with 4 men on our honeymoon?"
For the Jamaica Honeymoon one, you never buy weed off the beach always from a dispensary. Also, don't try to or attempt to bring weed to the island or out. Customs are no joke!
Uh I’ve been to Jamaica a few times and you can definitely buy weed on the beach, idk where you got that from, don’t be scared. You just have to check it before you complete the transaction. The weed won’t be laced, they don’t pull that kinda stuff over there. Also, you always buy it on the stem and wrapped in torn pieces of a black trash bag. If the stuff looks funky, you can call them out and they’ll pull the good stuff out (they’re going to assume you’re a typical stupid tourists who doesn’t know better) Just don’t be a dick about it. jamaicas are nice up until you fuck with them. Never pay more than $20 for an eighth and make sure you know how to roll joints before you go, glass is a big no no there. I totally agree with you on the traveling with it part, it’s surprising because of the culture, but weed is SUPER illegal in Jamaica. They won’t lock a tourist up cause you bring money to the island (unless you’re an asshole). Jamaica will lock you up if you try to fly with it and they WILL throw away the key but you can travel with vape pens. I put vape pens in with my makeup and I’ve never been caught.
@@Magpie2020 don't stretch your luck... (I assume they are weed vapes?)
@@Magpie2020 lol I know I got family there. I say this mainly for new tourists coming to the island for the first time and/or people who NEVER had weed before.
Buying drugs from a rando is HIGHly dangerous. You have zero clue what's in it and I have zero trust in people selling it on the street.
@@MaryK15 yea that makes sense. sorry! assumed you were one of those terrified tourists lol. So cool that you have family there! tbh, I never had any issues with buying it from locals except for one guy who had some messed up weed, but I called him out and he had a different supply that was super nice.
Charlotte’s eye makeup here is STUNNING!
Getting married on the 14th of May. Small registry office wedding. Coffee after, then home. It's been exhausting just planning this. I have no idea how people manage a bigger affair.
Been a fan since IO days, then you started your channel. I've seen you laugh and cry. You're quite honestly my main source of entertainment. You are a beautiful human ❤
It’s called being an adult
my wedding is gonna cost a grand total of $250. i don’t understand blowing so much money on one day! plus the stress of having to plan all of that! no thanks!
Congratulations on your nuptials, French Fry!
It really helps when you run with the non-judgemental servant-leader crowd. And have worked behind the scenes at a dozen others.
My son has traveled everywhere and does every kind of hiking, climbing, scuba diving, etc, and he said Mt Kilimanjaro was the worst trip he’s ever taken. He got sick on the trip too and there was no “boat store bathroom”. Haha!
okay the honeymoon guy is a victim NOT responsible. He did NOT fuck up, the airline did. how td do you charge someone after telling them no? That's straight up theft. They BETTER fix that.
7:02 ...Omg 😂 poor man!! He tried!! 😂😢😅 I will gladly go with you all!!
0:18
the "i bEg yOur fInEsT pArDoN-" was amazing ✨
15:08 So nice that my reaction to someone telling me I’m being dramatic is the same as Charlottes’ lol we will give you DRAMATIC
You tell me I am being dramatic and I will show you dramatic - in the middle of the effing airport and then ask, on the plane, if someone will switch seats with me because I just found on my honeymoon that he's a cheating dog.
"get your shit together we have to go hike a waterfall!" I want that on a bumper sticker. xD
"Don't go in the ocean if you have an open wound."😂 is the exact opposite of what my SoCal raised mom always told me. "The salt water will heal it faster."
Same, as someone from Jamaica. 😂
East coast here but my mom was the same "salt water will cleanse it and heal it faster" don't know if that's true but it definitely stung like crazy
That sorta thing maybe used to be true but pollution levels these days tell a whole different story
I used to swim in the north sea off the east coast of the UK every summer 30 years ago, I wouldn't even take my shoes off on the beach these days let alone get in the water
" Being dramatic?! Oh I'll show you DRAMATIC 😂"
YESSS😊
The girl with the honeymoon cheater, when he says "it's not big of deal" respond "oh? I thought it was. . .maybe I should get a few more opinions?"
That one girl should send the thank you notes for the wedding gifts to the gf as proof she asked for 😂
“You haven’t seen dramatic”, this is soooo me 😂😂😂😂 love her
Charlotte never makes clickbaits, we know very well that the drama, the priceless reactions, her amazing sense of humor and savage/fabulous editing ALWAYS will be on the vídeo😂❤
💯!!!
Charlotte delivers!
The girl who found out her husband was cheating on their honeymoon stayed with him for a whole ass year before leaving him
WTF
Really you did your research that's crazy WTF
Oh no! I'm glad she got out though
why??
So sad
My favorite part of the day is when I refresh and then hear Charlotte say hey everybody and I get happy and (usually too loudly) I say HEY CHAR-LOTTE!💙💙
You're not the only one!💖💖🫂🫂
HEY BESTIE
@@CharlotteDobreHEY BESTIE🥰
I’m never wiping my screen again🤣😂
@@CharlotteDobre and I love when hearing the "please stand for the honorable Judge Charlotte!" 👩⚖️ I needed those to help me!!! 🫶🫶🫶💙💙🤣
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this 😅
Your vids help me understand social norms. I was raised a lot like the Turpin family with a Narcissistic Mother so this helps a lot and I laugh hard..this is like therapy for me lol.❤
HELLLOOOO CHARLOTTE!!!! PETTY POTATO ARMY ASSEMBLE!!!!
Reporting for duty🫡
🫂🫂🫂🫂😘💖
We are ready for battle 😂
Tuber Kelly reporting for spud-duty! I have been planting potatoes according to schedule!
🥔🥔🥔🥔
The Brownie story had me in stitches
I'm just imagining how she had MANY plans on how to enjoy the honeymoon and that brownie had her like "Nope. You're going nowhere."
Back when I was pregnant, my group of pregnant ladies that I hung out with at the time used to share tips and the biggest one we joked over was "What is the safest and fastest way to relieve constipation without medication?" ~Taco bell! You said McDonalds and reminded me of our silly sessions, talking about all things socially unacceptable but necessary! You dont know truly bad constipation until you're the 8-9 months pregnant mama who hasn't poo'd in the last month lmao!
I remember crying, pregnant with my first daughter, thinking I'll never poop again hahaha
That or the 1st poo after giving birth. I swear I think I MADE myself constipated trying to hold it in because literally every woman I had ever met in my life told me that the 1st one after giving birth was so damn painful. So I know I held it in as long as I possibly could lol
My nurse refused to let me use the suppository. She had to insert it. She popped it in the wrong hole. So I cried even more. It was horrible. She said she had to remove it. I locked myself in the bathroom. Thank goodness my husband was with our baby until it melted and the nurses stopped yelling at me. 😭
My father just came back from climbing the Killimanjaro, and it's definitely not just a leasure hike. Like my father trained for months on top of his usual training routine. They did see people not making it to the top.
Last 4 videos Charlotte has been dropping HARD the desire to get married. Let's go Mike!!
“The only plans after a Rasta is to eat pasta” hilarious quote! 😂😂😂
That one woman coming to Jamaica and eating a quarter of a brownie. 😂😂 Gotta love my island 🇯🇲🇯🇲
Jamaica is the most beautiful place I've visited. I miss iiiiit
Ahahah, I'm Italian and was listening to your video as background while doing some chores around the house with my friends (who don't understand English as well as I do). I cracked up at their confused face when they heard you swear in Italian, all of a sudden 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Charlotte ❤❤❤
This brings back memories. On our honeymoon, I got caught in a current and couldn’t break free from it. I was screaming and yelling at my husband to go get help, but he ended up staying and pulling me back to the beach. There was also a category one hurricane for the first part of the week. We had to spend the majority of one day at the hotel while it stormed hard, but the hotel staff was super nice and upgraded our room to an ocean view so we got to watch it all happen from our room!
THE 52 SEATS WAS INSANE
Wish I had that kind of credit lol
0:19 @NurseJohn I beg your BIGGEST PAAARRR-DON!😂
I ALWAYS want her to say that but she never does 😭
Love nurseJohm
I dont normally watch people react to tiktoks etc but Charlotte you are to entertaining and just absolutely hilarious that i cannot help but watch your channel. At times you are better then the clip you are reacting to.. Love it. You go Girl
Me: going through my fellas phone while he's sleeping.
Him: wakes up and asks "what are you doing?"
Me: "going through your phone.
Him: "oh ok." Rolls over and starts snoring more. 😂
🤣🤣🤣 my husband would never catch me! He's like a log when he sleeps, and I often scare him when I come into a room where he is, and he's not heard me, with my zombie-like MS walk, coming 🤣
On the other hand, I can wake up with the tiniest of noise. He might think he's being sneaky, trying to be quiet as he puts his toothbrush on charge beside my bed, but nope! So there's no chance he wouldn't wake me up if he was to check my phone 🤣
@@lottieew135, 🤣
The **processing** while Charlotte takes her time to react! The Editor is a real one 😂😂
Everytime I hear "I beg your finest pardon?!" it's expressing exactly what I am feeling in that moment 😂😂😂
I was DYING at the Hawaii story 💀💀💀
My laughs became more unhinged with each rotation 🤣🤣🤣
I had something similar to the reservation guy happen. I'm a paralegal, and we had a week long trial out of town. Hotel for our 7 member team, plus random witnesses, was my responsibility. Using the main partner's Black AmEx, I get rooms and conference rooms for all. The confirmations started rolling in, and they booked almost the ENTIRE HOTEL for us for 9 days!!! It was a nicer joint, boutique and smaller in size, and smacked his card for around $5000 a DAY, average. I nearly had a heart attack, but still had the limitless card, and considered just getting on a plane to Aruba and call it a day on that career. I HAD to tell the partner, who literally laid down on the floor in his office to breathe through the news (big yoga fan). I eventually got it all straightened out, but at one point I was seeing scenes from "The Shining" in my head, just us in an otherwise fairly empty hotel., lol!
Got my earbud in hidden behind hair so I can watch at work. BTW I randomly thought 'I beg your finest pardon' driving to work at 4 am today and spent hours trying to figure out where I had heard it....of course, its from our Petty Potato Queen
The story with the OP who found out that her new husband had been cheating. She needs to get that annulled ASAP. I know so many people who would get her to a safe place and out of that situation. He’s going to get worse if she stays. Much worse.
He is an abusivenes narc! I'm afraid for her if she doesn't get out. She felt off before the wedding because her gut was telling her DONT DOOO IT, this is wrong! I hop;she's okay
@@JayMich29 woman stayed with him for a year before leaving him presumably because of his family idk
@@Nekogal21She stayed for a year? Oh no
Ahhhhh woke up this morning and went to listen to my favorite podcast Two Hot Takes and guess who the queen was that I heard as the guest. Such an awesome surprise because I absolutely love you both!