MAN I'm sayin. I thought until this very day that the item system simply would not allow you to be that far behind. My chick plays mario kart for the sole purpose of looking at all the cool stuff hidden in the levels and items will have her finishing 7th 8th overall not even trying. Like she will be in 11th or 12th place and get a lucky bullet or lightning right at the end and she will jump up to 4th or 5th place automatically. That means ltg is SO bad, he isn't even close enough that bullets and stars and lightening can help him. EVERYONE was lapping him.
I have never seen someone so dedicated to not learning anything new. It's honestly astounding how he chooses to complain instead of learning from his opponents.
0:25 - "I don't like to zone like thatmin any other game outside of MK." Yeah, because LTG knows the second any player gets in on him and forces that CQC, he's done. He's getting his no leg day ass tossed in the blender, getting hit with double overheads, getting fed combos that go for half of his life bar, he's getting Raiden'd, he's getting Reptile'd, he's getting Omni Man-handled. He's getting cooked, clapped and clipped. So of course ninety percent of his offense involves standing as far away from the opps as he can while throwing ninja stars.
As if combos actually mean anything. Sure it shows your skill at the game but in the end the game doesn’t force you to combo, if anything keeping a combo going will start to do less damage.
The saddest part about Dale playing MK1 is that by trying to brute force a zoner playstyle (because that's all he's known how to do since SF2), he's shooting himself in the foot. While he does a measly 50-90 damage per projectile or slide, he gets rushed down and 3-4 touched. Like as soon as someone like Cage gets in, it's gg since he has no idea what to do since zoning isn't an option anymore.
31:02 Homie downloaded this clowns entire portfolio after 1 round. 45:14 Omni man literally fumbled his way through the set and beat this clown both rounds. I can't breath 🤣🤣🤣
"How am I in 12th place???" Well, Old Head, let's see... No Jump Boosting except that one time, probably on accident, No Bounce Boosting in Zero Grav mode, No Drift Boosting. Like, at all. Wasting items like an idiot. Driving like an idiot. You wonder why now? Oh right. The game's trash and you did nothing wrong. Ok, DSP...
he plays like such an oldhead on Mario Kart lol and he says how am I in 12th place? he never drifts correctly for speed boosts, uses mushrooms all at once, and can't drive to save his life
That Reptile ( or any Reptile for that matter ) playing the "Easiest MK Ever Made" was stomping LTG hardcore and it's funny with his mediocre ninja star/runaway style gameplay. Every time he faces anyone with projectile counters or anyone who rushes him down he gets owned.
"bro how am i automatically in last place?" Elementary my dear watson: 1. Shit car 2. Don't know how to drift and get mini turbo 3. Don't know how to trick off jumps 4. Drives on grass 5. This games been out for like 10 years and you're trying it our for the first time now
Never did i see someone suck that hard at mariokart haha. But even funnier is how he can rage about it... its mariokart man most of this people are probably wasted and in groups of 4 throwing chips at each other.
He playing Mario kart? Lmao
Bruh, watching him fail at drift boosting then accuse everyone else of cheating is so cringe.
@@driftingwolf0you'd think he would be good or atleast semi decent at something but nope lol
@ChozoWarrior1You ain't lyin, mofo was born to be trash
lol
I'm as shocked as you were here.
Crazy how LTG plays Mario Kart worse than my 53 year old dad
Don't worry, he'll get there. He's only 39.
MAN I'm sayin. I thought until this very day that the item system simply would not allow you to be that far behind. My chick plays mario kart for the sole purpose of looking at all the cool stuff hidden in the levels and items will have her finishing 7th 8th overall not even trying. Like she will be in 11th or 12th place and get a lucky bullet or lightning right at the end and she will jump up to 4th or 5th place automatically. That means ltg is SO bad, he isn't even close enough that bullets and stars and lightening can help him. EVERYONE was lapping him.
He plays how my daughter used to play when she was a toddler and use it take controller out of hands.
@@FortWorthRaisedis your daughter hot?
@@sparkybig9799 ????????
46:18
Omni-Man:Your only legacy will be failure. That shit mustve bust Dales Cognitive wide open
I have never seen someone so dedicated to not learning anything new. It's honestly astounding how he chooses to complain instead of learning from his opponents.
You know what they say can't teach a old unc new tricks lol
@@RevolverTheory😂
I know right? It would honestly be better if he just stuck to Street Fighter, but he's trying oh so hard to stay relevant with his young audience.
He's the kind of guy that skips all tutorials and wonders what and how you play after.😂😂
No Worries guys. He said he gonna watch some tutorial video of How To Play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and cook everybody 😁
45:27 Dale actually right, this Omni can’t even combo and still lost 2-0, shit couldn’t get funnier 😂
That Omni-man had Daley soul on a chokehold, dude went "so you are gonna spam and slide? got it" and proceded to cut Dale to precise.
Inspirational
Timestamp?
@@dysopia31:00
love how the reptile player at 33:30 knew how to deal with the shuriken spam. LTG had 0 answers to it lol.
😂FR
Big fucking facts
0:25 - "I don't like to zone like thatmin any other game outside of MK."
Yeah, because LTG knows the second any player gets in on him and forces that CQC, he's done. He's getting his no leg day ass tossed in the blender, getting hit with double overheads, getting fed combos that go for half of his life bar, he's getting Raiden'd, he's getting Reptile'd, he's getting Omni Man-handled. He's getting cooked, clapped and clipped.
So of course ninety percent of his offense involves standing as far away from the opps as he can while throwing ninja stars.
He's not playing Yu-Gi-Oh but he's being served more than Nouvelles in the Ritual Event!
XD
Damn and you just folded LTG, no controller required.
Boomers cannot block overheads. They didn't have them in the 90s so they never learned.
''his no leg day ass'' LMAO
He isn't even right, either. He spams cross/axe/holy water in smash bros all the time and wonders why he has a hard time taking stocks.
45:27 "this guy cant even combo!" And yet youre STILL losing to him lmao.
Exactly
@DanteMikaboshinah that’s 6arakin
@@Skotxored mask spamming blue sword ghost and he spams goofy ninja stars. They are both similar in a way
As if combos actually mean anything. Sure it shows your skill at the game but in the end the game doesn’t force you to combo, if anything keeping a combo going will start to do less damage.
@@GrayD_Foxi should've expected such retardation and dale glazing from an anime pfp
"This n*gga keep repeatin' the same string over and over"
Coming from the guy that repeats the same MOVE with Reiko 50 times a round.
The saddest part about Dale playing MK1 is that by trying to brute force a zoner playstyle (because that's all he's known how to do since SF2), he's shooting himself in the foot. While he does a measly 50-90 damage per projectile or slide, he gets rushed down and 3-4 touched. Like as soon as someone like Cage gets in, it's gg since he has no idea what to do since zoning isn't an option anymore.
I love how he ragequits when omni mans dragging his face along the ground. Dirt suits dale so well
Brittle Gravel Complex
XD
Omni man is beyond op we can all admit that let’s give me credit there Mario kart rage is crazy tho
@@jeanalvarez7051Omni man is not OP lol he’s mid tier at best, extremely punishable.
Can't wait for ltg to play tekken 8 and say "this shit ain't tekken"
Exactly, even though he can barely play Tekken 7 in the first place, yet he thinks he knows the game enough to comment on it
This is 100% going to happen 😂
Update: this exact thing happend
@jambeau59 I mean...I don't wan to beat a dead horse...but at this point ltg has to realize it's not a Capcom or Namco problem.
He plays Victor, a character with one button combos: somehow doesnt learn that, and then complains people can 'do damage with one button'
31:02 Homie downloaded this clowns entire portfolio after 1 round. 45:14 Omni man literally fumbled his way through the set and beat this clown both rounds. I can't breath 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing like watching an old head play Nintendo with kids. Dale doesn’t realize he’s old enough to be these kids’ dad haha
Low Tier Unc!
Pretty sure other adults are playing these games too.
@@Yu-hj4bzsame. lol I'ma plat scrub
The only way to make it better is have LTG crying over the chat while some 12 year old chuckles and tells him to calm down
How can he call himself godlike when all he does is act worse than a commoner?
He's dalelusional
@@RevolverTheory Low Tier Garbage definitely is more fitting to him
@@Trinidad679 no, Litter Trash Garbage i fixed it for you my friend 😂😂🤣🤣
@@jclinton4473 Even better
@@jclinton4473 Low Testosterone God
19:30
Omni Man beat Dale’s ass like he owed him money 🤣
Half expected Dale to get his ass shoved in a locker 😂💀😭
i have never seen someone so bad at mario kart
Imagine what the unedited version looked like 😂
When homie blew himself up i lost it, ty rt for trimming out the dumb bits
@@spectrum1511😂
Release that footage sir
Man even catching L's in mario kart lmao
Tbh I would’ve rage quit too if I bob-omb’ed myself 😂
Fr tho
That is a mood though
Ngl i can't tell if his raging is authentic or hes still faking it
@@grimtalon1008hell ban you if you laugh
@grimtalon1008
If it was fake he wouldn’t turn off the cam nor ban you over it
it's so damn embarrassing when he thinks he's predicting his opponent's next move
Took the words out my mouth, if he knows the read the counter. Dude is just dumb asf
Seriously, does he think he's the god of every game .
@@michaeljustmichael1459unironically yes LMFAOOO mans can’t fathom the reality that he’s worse than even a lot of casuals at fighting games 😭🤣🤣🤣
It's even more funny when he predicts it, and gets hit anyways. You really showed them, dale.
@@babylonastronaut "yeah, I knew how you were gonna beat my ass, so I win, actually." -dale probably
Dale got Coconut Mall'd
how is he so bad at mario cart but can perfectly do the same input to spam ninja stars
💀
No, he's not perfect at that either. He somehow drops the input at full screen sometimes.
@@fortycaliber6707 lmao was gonna say that. he drops that input casually
watching LTG fall for the same two moves to omni-man players on REPEAT and not punishing minus block moves is so funny it's unreal
Honestly, i didnt even think it was possible to be THAT bad at Mario Kart. Impressive on Dale's part.
On maps that have been out for YEARS too 😂
you know dale felt some type of way in that opening. so vulnerable this gahhh duuuu is. lmao XD
Exactly. Dale simps everyday to women offline
@@strifefresh3998shit, he simps to them online too. It's sad to be honest
29:44 “It’s not even the fact that I can’t beat it, it’s just corny.” No dale you just can’t beat anyone
"See how bad I'm driving, this is horrible!"
Now if only he had this insight for AF6 and MK1
20:14 he doesn't wanna watch a good player beat him with actual combos but he can watch himself throw stars all day?
Dale getting pulled apart like string cheese in everything he tries to play lol
LTG: “Fuck!”
Stone Cold Steve Austin: “YEAH!”
"I wish there was a way I could cheat and get the bullet every time" - Dale Wilson, 39-year-old Lancaster resident
"How am I in 12th place???"
Well, Old Head, let's see...
No Jump Boosting except that one time, probably on accident,
No Bounce Boosting in Zero Grav mode,
No Drift Boosting. Like, at all.
Wasting items like an idiot.
Driving like an idiot.
You wonder why now? Oh right. The game's trash and you did nothing wrong. Ok, DSP...
Driven crazy in mario kart then klapped to sleep in mk 😅😂
He got blooped to death lol
That Kitana Komeback was Godlike
It was
timestamp
Its so crazy how he cries assist spam like hhe isnt spamming Motaro
And he's too dumb and is so busy spamming stars to realize that the move he spams with Motaro takes the entire assist bar so he can't use it as often😂
"I'm straight, bro" what a freaking liar!
Ltg making mario cart look like a single player game
Only The Klap Tier God can Ragequit Mario Kart lol.
The klap god 😂
Hes gotten so good at rage quitting that he can DC from a game faster then I can blink.
Imagine if he played Crash Team Racing😭
He might delete that the day he plays it
this man does this for a living
So now we know what goes on in 11/12th place
"I lost to someone that sucks" Alright Dale, let's act like throwing ninja stars and sliding over and over again takes skill.
Makes me so mad how he plays Mario Kart, feels like im watching a child play.
😂
That's an insult to a child, a child will at least know the basics of the game while Dale doesn't
Dale putting the L in literally everything
bro that first Liu Kang read him like a book
Were they playing 50cc ? That shit was slow asf 💀💀💀
Can't remember lol
My habibi, thank you for all the hard work! Not only editing but sitting through so much garbage just for us ❤ you’re a true hero
he plays like such an oldhead on Mario Kart lol and he says how am I in 12th place? he never drifts correctly for speed boosts, uses mushrooms all at once, and can't drive to save his life
Dale has no idea how to drift in Mario Kart? Not a surprise...
Ltg: "Dude keeps repeating the same string over and over."
Also Ltg the whole video: *Shurikens*
with the mario kart gameplay i'm 100% convinced this duu's brain is in gutter
How do you NOT have fun playing a kids game like Mario freaking Kart. It's dirt easy and somehow he makes it looks difficult.
Ltg is a strange creature
Mario Freaking Kart 😭😂
LMAO "hey dale how u doing happy 39th" then ragequits omg tearssss
Getting cooked in 2 different MKs in one video is crazy 😭
I am internally screaming at the failed drifts for corners
That Reptile ( or any Reptile for that matter ) playing the "Easiest MK Ever Made" was stomping LTG hardcore and it's funny with his mediocre ninja star/runaway style gameplay. Every time he faces anyone with projectile counters or anyone who rushes him down he gets owned.
That Mario Kart gameplay was absolutely painful to watch.
LTG "He just repated the same kombo fifty-million times - in a row"
As he continues to spam the shurikens into slide, lol
he even runs from his name. LOL. thin skin.
Within the first minute of the video and right as LTG gets hit with the bomb I get the nintendo switch snap commercial lmfao
All those Mario Kart players were clearly stream snipers. They don't have talent! They just keep spamming shells.
Ight who tricked this mofo into getting on mario 😂☠️
kani was playing it so the dude thirst was too strong to not play it lmao
He always says “You’re not better than me. Play me in any other game since you’re godlike right?” He loses every other game too😂😂😂
Ain't no way. Ain't no freaking way he is this bad at games without it being a play for attention. He CANNOT be THIS bad.
Its really hard to come in 11th-12th place lol. Thats usually reserved for the toddlers and children playing.
Double YICK wit a Yeahhh lmao yo I’m dying 44:00
I love watching him go down in flames. And your channel is the best medium for it. Dale is a fool to challenge a god!
LTG would color outside the lines and call the paper a cheating scrub
37:32 oof
"bro how am i automatically in last place?"
Elementary my dear watson:
1. Shit car
2. Don't know how to drift and get mini turbo
3. Don't know how to trick off jumps
4. Drives on grass
5. This games been out for like 10 years and you're trying it our for the first time now
At first I thought maybe Bowser was difficult to use but he sucks with other characters too 🤣
his build wasn't even bad, 3.5 handling, Dale playing like a mcdonald's prototype steering wheel player
He doesn't have to worry about the friend zone because he spends all his time losing in video games and doesn't talk to women.
"One of those" to the reptile, you mean countering your spamming ninja stars Dale?
Watched your vid with my younger brother and sister, they were laughing the whole time😂.
When even the devs wanna troll you. 37:31
I was waiting for him to say "bruh, this ain't a real Mario Kart game, I would have never lost in any real Mario Kart game."
*drives on grass and near barriers* HOW AM I ALWAYS IN 12TH!!!!
3:32 lmao
Those soundbites are killing me xD
Got the Bullet Bill twice in one race and still ends up last. What a clown
watching LTG play MarioKart makes me want to cry
watching him try to play Mario Kart is painful
Never in my entire life have I seen somebody that BAD at Mario kart
HES MORE CONVERNED ABOUT SUBS THAN HIS SKILLS
Never did i see someone suck that hard at mariokart haha.
But even funnier is how he can rage about it... its mariokart man most of this people are probably wasted and in groups of 4 throwing chips at each other.
You know you got deep issues if you are losing your mind over Mario kart.
Bro bout to go through whole roster claiming corny
19:40 ish you can hear him spam buttons and still lost neutral standing war lol
It does make sense Dale. You're playing like dookie water.
That first lui kang wanted all the smoke 😂
"I don't like to zone like that in any other fighting game" (JP will remember that)
This man Dale is doing worse than me at Mario Kart when I was young 💀
He makes newbie Mario Kart players look like Kusaan and fight game newbies like SonicFox
Dale is the mk1 test dummy for beginners 😂
No lie, all I see is Andrew Tate in the thumbnail with the mix of LTG and Quan Chi 😂
Not even a bullet bill can carry Dale in Mario kart
Y this man complain about combos when all he does is throw shuriken
His reiko falls flat the second the enemy players character has either a teleport or is an ACTUAL zoner
Watching him fight smoke and Omni man is fucking gold
This sh*t is even funnier than Dale f*cking up in Street Fighter 😂😂