Tried translating it. Hope it helps! :D Jay: Alright? Just give me any question.. MC: Ok. Let's do it this way. Let me test Jay on his impromptu improvisation skills. Jay: (Keyboard) teacher, help me take (the mic). OK. MC: I'll make up the story, and you'll fit in the BGM. Jay: Give me a close-up to show that I'm really the one playing. Ok. Let's start. MC: Ok. Let me think for half an hour first. Jay: (Angry explosion) Do it faster. MC: Alright. Let's start. ~Music starts~ MC: There's a pair of brothers (Jay: Brothers..) walking on the street. ~Old style gangster music~ MC: Not that type of brothers, those are the gangsters OK? There are... the Mario brothers! ~Super Mario Main Theme Overworld~ (Jay's bubble: I know the Mario brothers..) MC: Wow. Good. The Mario brothers fell in love with a girl at the same time. The older brother is very rich. Jay: What? MC: The older brother is very rich. Jay: Rich? Eat coin! ~Coin FX~ MC: Good. Not bad. Then the younger brother should be greedy too. What does the younger brother like to eat? Oh, let it be the 1UP mushroom. ~1UP mushroom FX~ MC: Wow, he ate a lot. Guest: Really greedy! MC: Ok, good. But, there's something that the girl dislike about both the brothers. The older brother likes to stay at home too much, just like Du-Ge (one of the guests). ~Jay's song "Yang Guang Zhai Nan" (陽光宅男, Sunshine Boy)~ MC: And the younger brother likes to stay underground working. ~Underground Theme~ MC: Good-for-nothing. Female guest: You are so pro. MC: Eat coin! Eat coin! Eat coin! ~Coin FX~ MC: 1UP mushroom! 1UP mushroom! ~1UP mushroom FX~ MC: Underground! Underground! ~Underground Theme~ MC: Coin! Coin! Coin! ~Coin FX~ MC: Underground-mushroom! Underground-mushroom! Jay: (Angry) What underground-mushroom??!! MC: Wait a minute. Underground! Guest: You should play what he (MC) said. Jay: OK. He said underground-mushroom. You (MC) said underground-mushroom. (Keyboard) teacher, he wants underground-mushroom. Jay's bubble: I'll play the mixed version then. ~Underground + 1UP mushroom mix~ Guests: Wow! MC: There's even underground-mushroom! The older brother makes the first step to woo the girl. He chose a fine day and went out to get pretty flowers for the girl. ~Super Mario Bros 3 Overworld Theme 2~ MC: But the girl got very angry when she received the flowers. Jay: Angry. ~Angry FX~ MC: Because she received chrysanthemums. (Note: In the chinese tradition, you don't give chrysanthemums to living people. It's considered to be very rude as people usually offer it to dead people.) ~Jay's song "Ju Hua Tai" (菊花台, Chrysanthemum Flower Bed)~ MC: I knew you were good at this. And, the younger brother was giggling at one side, so he decided to... Jay: How do you do giggling?! Keyboard Teacher secretly pressed the laughing FX button. Jay: Teacher helped. Sweet. MC: You have an assistant. Jay: Continue, continue. MC: Then, the younger brother decided to take his actions too, and took the girl swimming. ~Underwater Theme~ MC: Swimming & swimming, swimming & swimming... Jay: When are you going to swim until? MC: Wait a while! I need to think. OK. They bumped into a white shark out of a sudden. Jay: A shark. ~Jaws Theme~ MC: It's coming nearer and nearer, nearer and nearer. And time is nearly up. What now? Jay: Wait, wait. Time's up. ~Time Warning Music~ MC: We should have that something now. Eat the 1UP mushroom! ~1UP mushroom FX~ MC: No! It should be the super star. Jay: Why are you eating the 1UP mushroom now?! MC: Super star! Jay: Super star. ~Starman Theme~ MC: And then, the younger brother happily ran for a home-run. Jay: What home-run?! There must have some logic, you are messing up the story. Quick, I'll give you another chance! MC: Alright.. Then he successfully swam up the shores together with the girl. But, looking over his shoulder, he realized that the girl is left with only one arm?! ~Japanese movie "One Missed Call" Theme~ MC: Scary. It's haunted. Jay: What kind of a story is that? Mario brothers met a ghost?! ~Super Mario Main Theme Overworld x "One Missed Call" Theme mix~ MC: But they woke up to realize that it was just a dream. Jay: Dreaming. ~Flagpole Fanfare~
what a talented man? I am proud of Jay. I am also happy to know that he is a nice guy, donate a lot of money to the poor people, and love her mother very much. I happy to buy his CD because he care about other. I hope he find a nice girl friend. Jay, find a Chinese girl in your church. There are a lot of nice Taiwanese in God. Same culture will be easy to communicate with your family and you in the long run.
好我現在知道他很厲害了 但我覺得演算法更厲害
+1
認同+1
+1
+1
+1
演算法越來越神奇了
真的
被演算法推過來的哈哈哈哈
+1
哈
我也是
感覺周杰倫對瑪莉兄弟應該很熟喔
不然怎麼那麼厲害
我覺得不管是不是事先排練的還是現場臨時興起的
都對他的實力感到佩服阿
临时其兴
哈們
周杰伦还有很多即兴演奏的，他就是有这个实力
上節目從來沒臨時的，但不可否認實力沒話說
周杰倫還會即興編歌詞呢（忘記本來的歌詞的時候
周杰伦，你是我们的超级偶像，我们的青春有你浓重的一笔。
gDragon Charl 真的
我常跟行家講,周董是我偶像
演算法怎麼推給我這部老片，話說周董真的很有才華
+1
+1
有才啊！帥就是帥
有才華加上藝人 果然是台灣的才子（有你真好）
不是一堆人不爽他自称中国人吗？不过他当年的确是台湾的娱乐圈让他知名度大增，如果他是大陆人或是现在这个年代的台湾人极有可能会被埋没
@@user-sg6vg8yl6d 不被中國人認識就是被埋沒？（笑
@@user-im2sr6yn4x 眼睛有問題？人如其名
@@user-im2sr6yn4x 笑, 是他自己自称中国人 🤣
說自己是中國人才好賺中國人的錢啊，有人要給我錢我也願意喊個兩句，這種輕鬆的賺法傻子才拒絕😂
我倒是蠻同意以前有名的歌手生在以前的中國或現在的台灣有可能會紅不起來，畢竟華語歌壇的版圖確實改變很多
周董真的好神!
從小就知道他 但現在快二十歲了才開始真正去了解他 覺得他是演藝圈最厲害的🫢真的好神奇
我從小聽他歌到現在20多了歌手圈少數這麼優秀的人才，事業也比當年大太多了
他很厲害，但他耍帥的樣子真是讓人汗顏....
超級愛周杰倫～因為他讓我愛上音樂，也開始學音樂：）
學會了嗎
@@Angelo_1013 8年前的留言 到今年才有人回覆🤣
9年了 你學會了嗎
有能力才能囂張
沒能力的人不會懂
你在一個業界裡可以完全掌握大局和解決任何狀況不是每個人都辦得到
演算法帶我來這
只能說 能夠生在有周杰倫的年代
真的是一種天大的幸運
太強勁了~永遠的青春偶像周杰倫!!!
感谢您的厚爱和支持。 我感谢你们所有我的粉丝
即興編故事比即興配樂難太多了，雪糕是在考自己還是考周董
都烤(我沒打錯字喔~~~
應該是雪糕原本想周董，最後卻考了自己
+yle k 他的故事完全讲不通嘛自己都有讲下水菇
編故事有啥難的 而且完全無邏輯性
感覺就是主持功力很有問題
兄弟，我瞎编故事需要技术？你能弹再多钢琴曲思维都不一定跟得上我吧
真的很厲害哦，其實我還蠻喜歡看杰倫的才藝表演，因為覺得他很棒，而且作曲有厲害，所以很欣賞他的
杰倫好帥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
月夜 TW寧靜的
看得出來周董真的很熱愛音樂
其實真的可以做到這樣的境界!!! 我本人在捷克布拉格學音樂鋼琴系的有一門課是即興創作!!! 教我的教授真的就是可以做到這樣!!! 但我覺得真的是幾萬個音樂家可能真的只有少數幾個天才能做到這樣的境界!!!! 像古典音樂家莫札特就是個例子!!!
他彈的都是已經存在的歌又不是真的即興創作，這稍微學過鋼琴的很多都能做到吧
@@annkuo6136 快速抓歌
如果我有背譜也可以啦, 但問題就是我沒背譜
@@abcyu7341 有認真學過鋼琴而且有音感的人是不需要譜的(可以自己抓)，他彈的有些歌是他自己的那就不用說了，更何況節目也有可能是事先排練好的😅
@@annkuo6136 旋律當然可以抓, 但是的豐富度如果沒原版譜一般來說還是會有差, 我說我自己要背譜絕大部分就是因為整體的感覺, 不然旋律在聽不出來我十年也白學了
周董的用鋼琴說故事的能力絕對是高於他的口才🤭🤭
周董超棒的，還不忙耍帥呢！
Tried translating it. Hope it helps! :D
Jay: Alright? Just give me any question..
MC: Ok. Let's do it this way. Let me test Jay on his impromptu improvisation skills.
Jay: (Keyboard) teacher, help me take (the mic). OK.
MC: I'll make up the story, and you'll fit in the BGM.
Jay: Give me a close-up to show that I'm really the one playing. Ok. Let's start.
MC: Ok. Let me think for half an hour first.
Jay: (Angry explosion) Do it faster.
MC: Alright. Let's start.
~Music starts~
MC: There's a pair of brothers (Jay: Brothers..) walking on the street.
~Old style gangster music~
MC: Not that type of brothers, those are the gangsters OK?
There are... the Mario brothers!
~Super Mario Main Theme Overworld~ (Jay's bubble: I know the Mario brothers..)
MC: Wow. Good. The Mario brothers fell in love with a girl at the same time.
The older brother is very rich.
Jay: What?
MC: The older brother is very rich.
Jay: Rich? Eat coin!
~Coin FX~
MC: Good. Not bad. Then the younger brother should be greedy too.
What does the younger brother like to eat?
Oh, let it be the 1UP mushroom.
~1UP mushroom FX~
MC: Wow, he ate a lot.
Guest: Really greedy!
MC: Ok, good. But, there's something that the girl dislike about both the brothers.
The older brother likes to stay at home too much, just like Du-Ge (one of the guests).
~Jay's song "Yang Guang Zhai Nan" (陽光宅男, Sunshine Boy)~
MC: And the younger brother likes to stay underground working.
~Underground Theme~
MC: Good-for-nothing.
Female guest: You are so pro.
MC: Eat coin! Eat coin! Eat coin!
~Coin FX~
MC: 1UP mushroom! 1UP mushroom!
~1UP mushroom FX~
MC: Underground! Underground!
~Underground Theme~
MC: Coin! Coin! Coin!
~Coin FX~
MC: Underground-mushroom! Underground-mushroom!
Jay: (Angry) What underground-mushroom??!!
MC: Wait a minute. Underground!
Guest: You should play what he (MC) said.
Jay: OK. He said underground-mushroom. You (MC) said underground-mushroom. (Keyboard) teacher, he wants underground-mushroom.
Jay's bubble: I'll play the mixed version then.
~Underground + 1UP mushroom mix~
Guests: Wow!
MC: There's even underground-mushroom!
The older brother makes the first step to woo the girl.
He chose a fine day and went out to get pretty flowers for the girl.
~Super Mario Bros 3 Overworld Theme 2~
MC: But the girl got very angry when she received the flowers.
Jay: Angry.
~Angry FX~
MC: Because she received chrysanthemums. (Note: In the chinese tradition, you don't give chrysanthemums to living people. It's considered to be very rude as people usually offer it to dead people.)
~Jay's song "Ju Hua Tai" (菊花台, Chrysanthemum Flower Bed)~
MC: I knew you were good at this.
And, the younger brother was giggling at one side, so he decided to...
Jay: How do you do giggling?!
Keyboard Teacher secretly pressed the laughing FX button.
Jay: Teacher helped. Sweet.
MC: You have an assistant.
Jay: Continue, continue.
MC: Then, the younger brother decided to take his actions too, and took the girl swimming.
~Underwater Theme~
MC: Swimming & swimming, swimming & swimming...
Jay: When are you going to swim until?
MC: Wait a while! I need to think.
OK. They bumped into a white shark out of a sudden.
Jay: A shark.
~Jaws Theme~
MC: It's coming nearer and nearer, nearer and nearer.
And time is nearly up. What now?
Jay: Wait, wait. Time's up.
~Time Warning Music~
MC: We should have that something now. Eat the 1UP mushroom!
~1UP mushroom FX~
MC: No! It should be the super star.
Jay: Why are you eating the 1UP mushroom now?!
MC: Super star!
Jay: Super star.
~Starman Theme~
MC: And then, the younger brother happily ran for a home-run.
Jay: What home-run?! There must have some logic, you are messing up the story.
Quick, I'll give you another chance!
MC: Alright.. Then he successfully swam up the shores together with the girl.
But, looking over his shoulder, he realized that the girl is left with only one arm?!
~Japanese movie "One Missed Call" Theme~
MC: Scary. It's haunted.
Jay: What kind of a story is that? Mario brothers met a ghost?!
~Super Mario Main Theme Overworld x "One Missed Call" Theme mix~
MC: But they woke up to realize that it was just a dream.
Jay: Dreaming.
~Flagpole Fanfare~
Thank you for that!! You are TRUELY a hero!!
J0410K Thanks a lot. ^^
不管是不是編好的....真的好厲害
天王做事很充足。事前是有準備的。
雖然他本身也是懂音樂的人。但即興演奏不會過份完美的。
8年後被演算法，帶回來看自己的留言了
周杰倫之前在節目的鍵譜曲 那才厲害
周董超帅超可爱的啦！😍😍😍😍
杰伦真的是帅爆了！！
期待這麼久終於發片的說，馬上按個讚的說
被演算法帶來看年輕的周董彈瑪莉兄弟
JAY厲害的不是他會多少東西,而是他能創造多少東西~
就算是講錯的下水菇他也能做Mix~
最後還顧慮到要有邏輯
這應該才是影片想要表達的內容
支持他的人是支持他已經是天王卻還認真而真實的態度~
把音樂融入生活的男人 才華阿
這演算法真奇怪
好扯
這段片數月來也看了很多遍
杰倫非常屌，超強的即興能力呢！
真的非常之愛他♥♡
不愧是才子 厲害的人就是厲害!!
人前人後一個樣.
周: "沒有憲哥，就沒有杰倫"
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憲: ＂至今，都還沒有到杰倫的喜帖.. "
讚讚 👍 宇宙無敵超有才 😍😍
好懷念這個節目，超愛
他真的很厲害
他就是有才華、又孝順、常做善事，不懂怎一堆沒見過事面的躲在家批評，等你跟他一樣厲害再說，為什麼就不能好好欣賞，偏要自以為的批評呢？造口業可是會下地獄的
音樂有包含
超級瑪莉歐1
超級瑪琍歐3
超級瑪利歐4
這瑪利歐的音樂多到 已是玩家等級的了
跟音樂程度無關
普通人是不知道這麼多歌的
周董好可愛還講求這個故事！ 而且好強！
笑翻了😂超棒喔
二十年過去 …還是我們這一代人的驕傲
周董😍
周傑倫果然是絕對音感連瑪龍兄弟都彈的出來真的是天才❤❤
帥又有才華👍🏻周杰倫也很適合Keyboard老師
感谢您的厚爱和支持。 我感谢你们所有我的粉丝
故事跟流程都是套好的，但還是厲害
如果10分滿分可以給11分的話
我會給100分！！！！！
不够！
OMG!!!! 有什么是他不会的啊？一出题就能配到耶~ I can't find another person as talented as he is in the world~ 佩服！♥
真的好強👍👍
他也是很有礼貌，很谦虚，态度很好，很孝顺，只不过有时爱耍帅罢了~根本没有嚣张的意思~他只是像个小孩一样~如果他要嚣张，根本不需要表现出来让大家讨厌他~他就是那么真，爱耍帅，耍屌，很有爱面子而已！
永远爱杰伦哥
傑倫
喜歡周杰倫的才藝~
這個時候的杰倫 、這個角度⋯ 太帥了🥹
哎呦不錯喔！演算法
會就會 謝謝分享
感謝演算法
感謝演算法的威力讓我見到我的偶像~~
聽了很多周杰倫的歌，也算法就帶我來了（神
瑪莉兄弟遇到鬼😂😂😂笑噴了
太厲害了!
林清醒：認同+1
好有才華喔>
超級讚讚讚!!!!!!!!!
被演算法帶過來的
👇
不愧是我的最愛
沒話講 周董太強了
Jay Chou's amazing piano skill! (super mario XD)
if u knew wut the story was you would have been laughing ue head off
太强了！！！ 太爱你了周蕫！！
感谢您的厚爱和支持。 我感谢你们所有我的粉丝
i love jay!!! super awesome! :)
厲害👍
かっこいい❤
太牛了，我爱杰伦！！
讲故事的人挺烂的 应该先准备一下 但是周董配的真的是没话说
不是 為什麼要推11年前周董談彈鋼琴的影片給我
好厲害
周傑羅好帥，好力害
感谢您的厚爱和支持。 我感谢你们所有我的粉丝
天啊好厲害!
太強了
是配套或即興又如何？事實是他的確很有才華，而且他是很努力才換來今日的成就與名聲！即使大家吹捧他又有何不可，因為對他的愛慕支持，我不懂如此讚美吹捧哪裡礙到你們了？！
說得很棒!!
超厲害的
好強
好強 !!
周杰倫好帥
周杰倫真的好棒~
每個人喜歡的都不一樣啊
但不需要批評吧...
太厲害啦
what a talented man? I am proud of Jay. I am also happy to know that he is a nice guy, donate a lot of money to the poor people, and love her mother very much. I happy to buy his CD because he care about other. I hope he find a nice girl friend. Jay, find a Chinese girl in your church. There are a lot of nice Taiwanese in God. Same culture will be easy to communicate with your family and you in the long run.
Thanks. Nice advice, how are you doing today?
靠腰陽光宅男已經是十幾年的老歌啦，我老了
阿咪老師！
帥!
周杰倫才藝很厲害 但他含滷蛋才是真的一流
周杰伦是全能艺人，颜值也高
拜託，屁孩他付出努力十三年，你那時小學畢業沒有？？
謝謝演算法，真不愧是十一年前的核彈畫質
2022.6.23，10年後我再回來
驕傲
TH-cam的神奇演算法也是沒話說
太神啦演算法~
演算法帶我回來看周杰倫
好強喔！