My name is Helen and I was born in Nebraska. That was one of the funniest comedy bits I have ever seen and that's saying something because I'm 72 and I love comedy in all it's forms. Thank you!
Everyone that I know in the UK thinks that James Corden is talented but a complete @@@@. I disagree though , after watching some of these TH-cam videos I think that he’s useless as well as a @@@@.
What you didn't hear them chanting after he left, which was *"Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!...."*
Agreed, it reminds me of 4 years ago when people would joke about him but were convinced he’d never be president... and then it happened, and now we’re here 😅
@@ethan3077 right u have zero facts or information U know shit about our trade deals U are uninformed how immigration effects us Utterly clueless to the threat of china and Biden connection U just hear narratives and bullshit fake news and buy it Hands up dont shoot %100 fabricated lie as an example Ur not understanding BLM is more likely a KKK branch then it is actually 4 blacks Officer Tatum How much money goes 2 black ppl TH-cam it
@@lukelucky1311 You said: ‘U know shit about our trade deals U are uninformed how immigration effects us Utterly clueless to the threat of china and Biden connection” WELL, in response: U know shit about how the climate affects the economy U are uninformed on how systemic racism affects all of us Utterly clueless to the threat of Russia and Trump collusion And you are also conflating the word “affect” with “effect”. There, fixed it for you.
Democracy's version of a "howling mob" is a crowd of mourners chanting "Vote Him Out!" No wonder trump looks nonplussed - he is utterly unfamiliar with the concept of Civil Society.
@@jamesmartin2740 conservatives have all the control, the president can say whatever codswallop he wants and its still somehow all democrats fault? You seem to have a very low opinion on the abilities of the conservative party; they have the most control i have seen in my lifetime they are just using it wrong (to be fair they've lost a bit of control because they really don't know whats going to come out of the mouth of this pathetic excuse for s human being.)
@@timmyman1997 You're kidding me right. Firstly, Trump is a populace President, not a Republican. Secondly, you need to use your brain. You have a DEEPLY ingrained cohort of establishment politicians that have been in power and in collaborative relationships with huge donors for DECADES (specifically big media and big tech). Trump is a threat to these cronies and the conflict we're seeing is the last crying moans of a dying cat that is the establishment left. The Republicans are riding the wave with Trump for now, but they also need a massive overhaul. Republicans are also corrupt, which is why Trump fired so many of the ones that were there when he took office. They were war mongering political hacks. Has ONE foreign war been started since Trump took office? NO! The chaos you're seeing is completely illustrated by the left's media hit jobs, algorithms and slanders as an attempt to turn the tides against Trump and the conservatives. Trump's four years have been nonstop 24/7 attacks by democrats; FOR A REASON. He signals a change in power and the status quo. These power hungry fucks won't go down without a fight. They WILL lose the fight however, because the've been exposed. The democrats will be an entirely different party within 5-10 years, guaranteed to be extremely radical. All the Nancy Pelosi's, Chucks Schumer's and Joe Biden's of the world are on their last leg and they know it.
Our Days On Earth I figured that as well. Why else would HE go? I don’t know any thing except he was booed. I hope he did not say he only respects living Supreme Court. Justices. Lol
After he left he went to his bathroom in the White House and cried , and sat on his toilet eating fried chicken and Tater Tots with his phone tweeting how mean those people are.
Random person You what? Not sure if im getting wooshed here, but KJU and his family has wanted to meet with western leaders for 70+ years. This has been a major goal for them in order to lead effective, domestic propaganda. Trump is the only POTUS, who has been stupid enough to meet with him. Nobody gains anything from it, infact legitimizing his dictatorship probably harms NK Civilians in the long run. All to stroke DT’s ego, disgusting,
@@thomaswinston5927 Because she stated she was proud of the animals who were yelling and screaming while Tump and First Lady were paying their respects. This is the mentally ill and proof of the liberal "double standard" law.
Two Things: 1) The Two Presidents, starring Alex Baldwin and Jason Sudekis MUST HAPPEN!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 2) I've been in emotional pain and grief for quite a while and the past week has been agony. I have appreciated humor but not really laughed. When James kept yelling "HELEN!!" I laughed so hard that I started crying. Thank you James!!! 👍😘
Plus it was like no one was around him and it was outside?! He stands in a room during press briefing people around him and no mask. Sooooo? It has to be for show or something.
"I've been complaining", is the 2nd truest thing tRump has said. Remember the time when he said, "No, I take no responsibility at all"? THAT was the ultimate tRump truth.
I'm Scottish (/British), currently in the US & I think it's just bringing out the 'Britishness' in Brits (& [equivalent] in other 'legal aliens' - official label). There's just total disbelief that erupts as pure sarcasm & it's erased the usual filter for 'discussing the US _in_ the US'. There's also a completely different perspective as an implant. There's more of an awareness, & vested interest, about what's happening at home & globally - that's always there, because it's 'our normal' to see global news regularly - but it creates really stark comparisons right now. (Even compared to Americans who get it too.) Add in unfettered opinions + incredulous questions from friends at home & it just spills out. Trust me, he's censoring himself. There's no BS required to defend a complete fuck up in our cultural mindset; no link with _any_ kind of criticism being 'antipatriotic'. Criticism & piss-taking is normal at the _best_ of times for us - the UK government is getting it too. * On a more serious note, I really believe that constantly being told - & believing - 'We're the BEST! At EVERYTHING! EVERYONE want to be like us!' creates a culture with that overriding view. Anything that opposes it has been conditioned to be viewed as unpatriotic & anti-American. And nobody can ever demand _better_ (from their government) if they already have the BEST.
I saw him tell the truth once. I can't remember who the interviewer was but I remember he said "I don't stand behind anything". The first and probably last time I've ever heard him utter a true statement.
Mac Jak No point in asking. These type of people always have something to bitch & moan about to try to substantiate their “victim” mentality and that spreads to the general public.
I have a roomba. It always has a full dust hopper so something is happening. It does hide under the sofa and chase me round the room like a puppy though.
Him yelling for "Helen" reminded me of the BBC Walk on the Wild Side Episode. I wish he'd done the same. "Oh, wait. That's not Helen. KATHY! KATHY! KATHY!". Do yourself a favor and look up the full version but this is the one I'm referencing. th-cam.com/video/xaPepCVepCg/w-d-xo.html
okay, i can't anymore. i have watched so many 1d clips in the past few months that when he started to say he hopes people will boo his enemies and said simon, i genuinely thought he will say simon cowell. help me someone please
Idk what it is, maybe James and the crew feeling that they can mess around more when there's no live audience, but this is genuinely the funniest I've ever seen James Corden.
Party on everybody. "Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." " Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." ― The Declaration of Independence “Common sense will tell us, that the power which hath endeavoured to subdue us, is of all others, the most improper to defend us.” ― Thomas Paine, Common Sense "Every Nazi who remains alive will kill women, children and old folks. Dead Nazis are harmless. Therefore, if I kill a Nazi, I am saving lives." ―Lyudmila Pavlichenko "It is bias to think that the art of war is just for killing people. It is not to kill people, it is to kill evil. It is a stratagem to give life to many people by killing the evil of one person." ―Yagyu Munenori “War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.” ― General William Tecumseh Sherman "...the paradox of tolerance: Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them. - In this formulation, I do not imply, for instance, that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies; as long as we can counter them by rational argument and keep them in check by public opinion, suppression would certainly be unwise. But we should claim the right to suppress them if necessary even by force; for it may easily turn out that they are not prepared to meet us on the level of rational argument, but begin by denouncing all argument; they may forbid their followers to listen to rational argument, because it is deceptive, and teach them to answer arguments by the use of their fists or pistols. We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant." ―Karl Popper 1945, The Open Society and Its Enemies “You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way.” ―Marvin Minsky
@@albertbecerra He said throw away the ballots and there will be a continuation of power. Hes going to say he won on election day before the votes are counted, and that to count the mail in ballots is fraud. Theyre already saying its up to the courts to decide the results of the presidential election before its even started. They were never democratic they never cared about the will of the people.
Did you happen to see the Republican vote in the trashcan recently? Taking away from voters. He has every right to do whatever he needs to do. If there’s proof of foul play Why can’t you accept it? Literally they dug Republican votes out of a trashcan. Democratic supporters threw away the Republican vote. That’s not fair is it?
*Trump Misinterpreted as a To-Do List:* The Ten Commandments. *Trump's 7 Personality Traits:* Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth. *Trump's Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes:* The Nine Virtues.
Honestly Cordon's staff seem to have the best time ever
My name is Helen and I was born in Nebraska. That was one of the funniest comedy bits I have ever seen and that's saying something because I'm 72 and I love comedy in all it's forms. Thank you!
We should have been more appreciative of you here in the U.K. James. Brilliant monologue
Well, you blew it and we got John Oliver as well. You're still better than us and we have insecurity about it built into us, so chin up. lol
Everyone that I know in the UK thinks that James Corden is talented but a complete @@@@. I disagree though , after watching some of these TH-cam videos I think that he’s useless as well as a @@@@.
@Sean Sean Why not just otvali, cretin, and take ol' skolex33 (I assume the "33" is its' IQ) with you?
Blagodaryu vas!
Harry Styles modeling the grass stained overalls, imagine
I think Harry is not so stupid 😂
Elli's Nagelecke i thought that said “i think harry is so stupid” i was typing a paragraph lmao
@@meganbrookes2964 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YESS
What you didn't hear them chanting after he left, which was *"Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!, "Honor Her Wish!...."*
??
@@saturned Why so puzzled?
@@saturned RBGs final wish was for her seat to be filled after the election.
This is not the Make a Wish Foundation
No we heard it but didn't care. She's gone and now it's time for her replacement.
I almost dont laugh anymore to jokes about trump, people dont take him seriously enough. He's dangerous
Agreed, it reminds me of 4 years ago when people would joke about him but were convinced he’d never be president... and then it happened, and now we’re here 😅
U uneducated clowns who believe that are dangerous not potus goat Trump
Luke Canale what lol
@@ethan3077 right u have zero facts or information
U know shit about our trade deals
U are uninformed how immigration effects us
Utterly clueless to the threat of china and Biden connection
U just hear narratives and bullshit fake news and buy it
Hands up dont shoot %100 fabricated lie as an example
Ur not understanding BLM is more likely a KKK branch then it is actually 4 blacks
Officer Tatum
How much money goes 2 black ppl
TH-cam it
@@lukelucky1311
You said:
‘U know shit about our trade deals
U are uninformed how immigration effects us
Utterly clueless to the threat of china and Biden connection”
WELL, in response:
U know shit about how the climate affects the economy
U are uninformed on how systemic racism affects all of us
Utterly clueless to the threat of Russia and Trump collusion
And you are also conflating the word “affect” with “effect”.
There, fixed it for you.
Vote him out and tell him RBG sent you.
She really did.
th-cam.com/video/pbYHm-xqtik/w-d-xo.html two white americans got tied up and beaten up in China.
Christian Chow Lmao wtf
@Michael Brown BIDEN BAD.TRUMP GOOD
Democracy's version of a "howling mob" is a crowd of mourners chanting "Vote Him Out!" No wonder trump looks nonplussed - he is utterly unfamiliar with the concept of Civil Society.
What do you mean by mourners that doesn't make any sense
Like riots and wars perpetuated by Obama? You waste bin. This is ALL directed and pushed by the left. People are waking up to it.
@Jordie Cruyff Trump is far beyond getting anything civil. The anger he produces in people in absurd. He deserved every single bit of that
@@jamesmartin2740 conservatives have all the control, the president can say whatever codswallop he wants and its still somehow all democrats fault? You seem to have a very low opinion on the abilities of the conservative party; they have the most control i have seen in my lifetime they are just using it wrong (to be fair they've lost a bit of control because they really don't know whats going to come out of the mouth of this pathetic excuse for s human being.)
@@timmyman1997 You're kidding me right. Firstly, Trump is a populace President, not a Republican. Secondly, you need to use your brain. You have a DEEPLY ingrained cohort of establishment politicians that have been in power and in collaborative relationships with huge donors for DECADES (specifically big media and big tech). Trump is a threat to these cronies and the conflict we're seeing is the last crying moans of a dying cat that is the establishment left. The Republicans are riding the wave with Trump for now, but they also need a massive overhaul. Republicans are also corrupt, which is why Trump fired so many of the ones that were there when he took office. They were war mongering political hacks. Has ONE foreign war been started since Trump took office? NO!
The chaos you're seeing is completely illustrated by the left's media hit jobs, algorithms and slanders as an attempt to turn the tides against Trump and the conservatives. Trump's four years have been nonstop 24/7 attacks by democrats; FOR A REASON. He signals a change in power and the status quo. These power hungry fucks won't go down without a fight. They WILL lose the fight however, because the've been exposed. The democrats will be an entirely different party within 5-10 years, guaranteed to be extremely radical. All the Nancy Pelosi's, Chucks Schumer's and Joe Biden's of the world are on their last leg and they know it.
Trump is a comedian, he just doesn't know it yet
Trump would be the worst comedian. Can you imagine how he'd fall apart the second anyone in the audience started heckling him?
He would fire anyone laughing at him!
Maybe but noone is laughing!
one of my favorite trump jokes - “elect a clown, expect a circus.”
@@elyssay3157 That would be funny
I do not think trump was there to pay his respects. He was more likely forced to go by his wife.
or hishis handlers. She does not care or know what do either usually. Someone, either way, forced him, you are right.
Photo op
It was for that because he has been touched before by Biden who wrote him when his brother passed. He learned to not mixt everything in those times
Trump was there just for another photo-op.
Our Days On Earth I figured that as well. Why else would HE go? I don’t know any thing except he was booed. I hope he did not say he only respects living Supreme Court. Justices. Lol
After he left he went to his bathroom in the White House and cried , and sat on his toilet eating fried chicken and Tater Tots with his phone tweeting how mean those people are.
OMG, he must have!
yeah and ur just sucking up to the media without actually knowing what ur talking about.
the fact that i actually want to see the two presidents be a movie-
😂🤣😂
Random person You what? Not sure if im getting wooshed here, but KJU and his family has wanted to meet with western leaders for 70+ years. This has been a major goal for them in order to lead effective, domestic propaganda. Trump is the only POTUS, who has been stupid enough to meet with him. Nobody gains anything from it, infact legitimizing his dictatorship probably harms NK Civilians in the long run. All to stroke DT’s ego, disgusting,
Yeah, a loudmouth and a guy with dementia, pretty fucking entertaining.
@@firekin5624 I think it's supposed to be Biden and Trump, not about Trump alone.
We got a movie about two Popes, I see no reason why we shouldnt be granted this
So very proud of Justice Ginsburg's clerks and everyone Booing and shouting "vote him out".
Parnell. You are a sick individual
Jeffrey Bloom how is Pernell a sick individual?
@@thomaswinston5927 Because she stated she was proud of the animals who were yelling and screaming while Tump and First Lady were paying their respects. This is the mentally ill and proof of the liberal "double standard" law.
@@jeffreybloom9374
Whereas you showed great respect for people with a different opinion by calling them animals.
@@jeffreybloom9374 Did she said she was a liberal!?
Honestly a joke going on “too long” is Never long enough for me 😂😆. “HELEN!”
*"HELEN!"*
Yelling "Helen" repeatedly has a nice ring to it. Good name for a cat. Crazy cat never answers me.🐈
"HELEN!" I just can't!! That was wonderful.
Wow Americans are actually sensible. Let’s see if they stay consistent
th-cam.com/video/pbYHm-xqtik/w-d-xo.html two white americans got beaten up in China.
James has been in quarantine too long... he is yelling at an imaginary Helen.
I am not imaginary. I am Helen from Nebraska.
Two Things:
1) The Two Presidents, starring Alex Baldwin and Jason Sudekis MUST HAPPEN!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
2) I've been in emotional pain and grief for quite a while and the past week has been agony. I have appreciated humor but not really laughed. When James kept yelling "HELEN!!" I laughed so hard that I started crying. Thank you James!!! 👍😘
Dr. Braxy Gilkey Cruises hard days. no justice, no peace.
I feel the same way, most people do I think. We just have to hang on a little longer, hopefully.
🙏
At least he’s wearing a mask. Like I’m glad he’s there, but with trump, it’s a oculus he’s only doing it for show.
Plus it was like no one was around him and it was outside?! He stands in a room during press briefing people around him and no mask. Sooooo? It has to be for show or something.
Why does he have a mask on... I thought he said Joe Biden looks bad on it
You must be one of the trump dummies
And why is it so HIGH? It's like in his damn eyes.
Lola Hickey he didn’t know how to adjust it. Like he didn’t/doesn’t know how to adjust to being a president of a large democratic country.
@@Elizabeth-rq1vi Hey-o!
I like it better when he wears a mask. It makes it easier to look at him. Too bad it's not a muzzle though..
His wife HAS the biggest smile on her face
She's desperatly waiting for Nov. 3rd to file for divorce.
She's smiling because she knows he's already won the election...lmao.
@@maverickwatchreviews how about that 😂
@@asmaaamara2923 Nothing's changed dumb dumb🤣🤣🤣
You Are The Best James !!!!! Love You , Your Show And Your Super Great Humor 👏👏👏👍👍👍❤️
Sounds better than, "lock her up!"
Vote him out; lock him up
Hillary Clinton is in court
why did I think that the crowd said, “vote for James Charles!”.
aM I thE onLy onE-
💌🧡💚💓💖
Yes let’s go sisters 🥰
i typed faster than James Charles could say, “hi sisters.”
The Helen bit got me so hard 😆😆😆
In SWITZERLAND! If you have a leader like trump! We a a loud to say direct to his face!! FO
Lol. Depends on location in USA.❤😷but we are all thinking it. Or we should be.
In this country people would not say even a word. He is the best president in this decade.
@@maciejbihun3894 is a whack job 🤭😂 supports a narcassistic boofhead piece of lying 💩🙄
@@casperghost50 he's not wrong, Donald Trump has been the only president of the 2020s (this decade) so it's not like he has a lot of competition lol
Mac Jak the “best president” is the reason why we r stuck in this pandemic he admitted he knew how bad this virus was
"I've been complaining", is the 2nd truest thing tRump has said.
Remember the time when he said, "No, I take no responsibility at all"? THAT was the ultimate tRump truth.
That’s the best way to deal with the corona virus at the supermarket: human-controlled robots.
I LOVE YOU JAMES
ALSO-
KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION
yeah
YESS
yass
Preach 🙌😂
The pandemic is making this show a lot more similar to the Craig Ferguson version, love the vibe.
Oh my God, YES!!! 🤣 While in other news, I miss Craig so much. 😢😢😔
....balls.
I'm Scottish (/British), currently in the US & I think it's just bringing out the 'Britishness' in Brits (& [equivalent] in other 'legal aliens' - official label). There's just total disbelief that erupts as pure sarcasm & it's erased the usual filter for 'discussing the US _in_ the US'.
There's also a completely different perspective as an implant. There's more of an awareness, & vested interest, about what's happening at home & globally - that's always there, because it's 'our normal' to see global news regularly - but it creates really stark comparisons right now. (Even compared to Americans who get it too.)
Add in unfettered opinions + incredulous questions from friends at home & it just spills out.
Trust me, he's censoring himself.
There's no BS required to defend a complete fuck up in our cultural mindset; no link with _any_ kind of criticism being 'antipatriotic'. Criticism & piss-taking is normal at the _best_ of times for us - the UK government is getting it too.
*
On a more serious note, I really believe that constantly being told - & believing - 'We're the BEST! At EVERYTHING! EVERYONE want to be like us!' creates a culture with that overriding view. Anything that opposes it has been conditioned to be viewed as unpatriotic & anti-American. And nobody can ever demand _better_ (from their government) if they already have the BEST.
James Corden is a king and no one can convince me otherwise✨✨✨
The Helen bit got me at the end lol
Lol
James is *one* of the best show hosts out of all TV show (News) history.
D(Tr)ump, the greatest joker in America's history.
One of your best shows!🤣Thanks Captain James and crew!
the fact that this monologue was so out of order, kills me lol
James and the crew , good job guys . 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
So true - Trump finally wears a mask and he gets booed. Now he’ll never wear it again 😟
I saw him tell the truth once. I can't remember who the interviewer was but I remember he said "I don't stand behind anything". The first and probably last time I've ever heard him utter a true statement.
Trump: "why are they booing her?"
That Helen bit was the best thing I saw all week!
Elections have consequences! -Trump’s most honest words ever spoken.
I have to believe James can afford to buy a pair of bowling shoes.
Dude, I hurled: “Helen!”
Love how well you've done and do in the US @James Corden love watching all these clips. :)
Next level shit man his writers love him.
Helen !!!!!......thats gotta be a running joke now.....lol xxx
“I don’t think science knows”- person who claimed there were airports in 1776.
@johnnyboyfart Can't you come up with more than one comeback? Pretty sad when you have to copy and paste one.
johnnyboyfart Coming from a man who said that he was going to put Black people back in chains right in the middle of all this injustice
johnnyboyfart Coming from a man who said you don’t vote for me then you ain’t black
johnnyboyfart Coming from a man Who son is involved with Ukraine But the Democrats wanna scream quid pro quo to Donald Trump
johnnyboyfart Coming from a man who After body language experts found him deceitful in the questioning of him molesting women
The Helen bit though. 🤣
Him and his whole administration cannot answer a simple yes or no question. They always answer with another question, sign of narcissism.
Helen!
Helen!
What's fleek?
I never voted for him I never will .As long as I live Vote him out .Can’t stand the creep
LOL
Can you tell me one bad thing he did. Then i will tell you 100 good he has done.
Mac Jak No point in asking. These type of people always have something to bitch & moan about to try to substantiate their “victim” mentality and that spreads to the general public.
The Republican Party is no longer a political party/movement. It's a criminal organization
@@maciejbihun3894 Trump? Saying that he will not make the transition smooth and peaceful. Do you even understand what that mean?
VOTE HIM OUT !!!
i swear it’s always the innocent youtubers or people that get all the “🥵💕💋 “ bot comments.
I have a roomba. It always has a full dust hopper so something is happening. It does hide under the sofa and chase me round the room like a puppy though.
don't be shy kidnapp 1d
exactly dont be shy
Beside all of trumps shenanigans, where the hell did James get that tie? i want one!!
Him yelling for "Helen" reminded me of the BBC Walk on the Wild Side Episode. I wish he'd done the same. "Oh, wait. That's not Helen. KATHY! KATHY! KATHY!". Do yourself a favor and look up the full version but this is the one I'm referencing. th-cam.com/video/xaPepCVepCg/w-d-xo.html
Their slogan is "Enjoy LaCroix". You figure out how to pronounce it. Lol
(hint: it rhymes with "enjoy")
When he talks about being in 4th grade but he's brittish 😬
Gemma Cleary what you think its called in brittain?
I think it's calles year 4 isn't it?
British people are intelligent and can change what we say to match the standard audience (i.e. Americans)...
Learn to spell
Being British myself, we don't call it grade, we call it year, Year 4, so that makes you between the age of 8 and 9, and your in Primary school.
Wow!!
Helen!!!!!
Finding Roomba is just part of her adventure.
petition for James to kidnap one direction
->
okay, i can't anymore. i have watched so many 1d clips in the past few months that when he started to say he hopes people will boo his enemies and said simon, i genuinely thought he will say simon cowell. help me someone please
who else loves James, and thinks he’s so funny
who else doesn't love James, and doesent think he's so funny
Idk what it is, maybe James and the crew feeling that they can mess around more when there's no live audience, but this is genuinely the funniest I've ever seen James Corden.
The only way I can imagine Trump to be legitimate: as dust in an urn.
James is doing the best job of the late night presenters post COVID19
when you’re early only on James cordons show-
You knocked it out of the park today~Z
They should be saying it's a *recycling program* for saving the earth (with condoms) !
He says I’ve been complaining very strongly, just not very accurately.
Party on everybody.
"Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
" Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
― The Declaration of Independence
“Common sense will tell us, that the power which hath endeavoured to subdue us, is of all others, the most improper to defend us.”
― Thomas Paine, Common Sense
"Every Nazi who remains alive will kill women, children and old folks. Dead Nazis are harmless. Therefore, if I kill a Nazi, I am saving lives."
―Lyudmila Pavlichenko
"It is bias to think that the art of war is just for killing people. It is not to kill people, it is to kill evil. It is a stratagem to give life to many people by killing the evil of one person."
―Yagyu Munenori
“War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.”
― General William Tecumseh Sherman
"...the paradox of tolerance: Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them. - In this formulation, I do not imply, for instance, that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies; as long as we can counter them by rational argument and keep them in check by public opinion, suppression would certainly be unwise. But we should claim the right to suppress them if necessary even by force; for it may easily turn out that they are not prepared to meet us on the level of rational argument, but begin by denouncing all argument; they may forbid their followers to listen to rational argument, because it is deceptive, and teach them to answer arguments by the use of their fists or pistols. We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant."
―Karl Popper 1945, The Open Society and Its Enemies
“You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way.”
―Marvin Minsky
Someone's mastered cut and paste....
@@laughinlori6893 (Low-Effort Thought Promotes Political Conservatism)
journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0146167212439213
Thank you, very interesting read
We have to have the Roomba. It’s unparalleled as a taxi for dogs and cats.
Kidnap one direction no cap just do it
Good to see you back on set. Welcome back.
I would pay good money to see Donald Trump FORCIBLY REMOVED from the White House.
Dude... Again... This crew. Magic.
Trumps saying hes stealing the election, theyre not trying to win theyre taking it
False with all the campaign he does yo see there is a lot of people compares to democrats
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. How did you come with that conclusion?
@@albertbecerra He said throw away the ballots and there will be a continuation of power. Hes going to say he won on election day before the votes are counted, and that to count the mail in ballots is fraud. Theyre already saying its up to the courts to decide the results of the presidential election before its even started. They were never democratic they never cared about the will of the people.
Good, trump2020
Did you happen to see the Republican vote in the trashcan recently? Taking away from voters. He has every right to do whatever he needs to do. If there’s proof of foul play Why can’t you accept it? Literally they dug Republican votes out of a trashcan. Democratic supporters threw away the Republican vote. That’s not fair is it?
I'm a Vietnamese and I dig into this video :)))))
*Trump Misinterpreted as a To-Do List:* The Ten Commandments.
*Trump's 7 Personality Traits:* Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth.
*Trump's Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes:* The Nine Virtues.
RRREEEEE.....lmao. You're hilarious in your derangement!
Everyone: Hahaha omg 2 presidents. So funny because it’s impossible!
Venezuelans: hehehe... yeah.... impossible 👁👄👁
Claim your here before ‘1 million views’ ticket right here
How do I know before this video even starts that it will be sarcastic...😂😂
damn im early where my early team at
I bet James drank the blood and ate the human meat. He hung out with all that did. Test him!
I couldn’t imagine the pain he goes through by people jeering him on a daily basis
Don't worry, he doesn't have feelings.
Then maybe he shouldn't have run for president.
who's been a TRUE fan of"James corden "
For OVER a YEAR"😇"
(READ MY NAME BTW) 📩
IMO this is the funniest of the late shows. "HELEN!!!"
First on 10 seconds.
Ye I’m just proud of my self because there’s nothing else for me to be proud of. Fuck it.
@Lolo Haj I care!
@JA billie if you need my to be a spy I'm her, aw thank you. Yore sweet.
My favorite James 😂
am i first?
No
@@darkacademia444 don't you mean "need me to be a spy" ?
Love you James soooo Funny
I am first
@Lolo Haj why do you go through all the trouble to scroll down and comment if you don't care lol. I don't get it...
The sitcom is a great idea.
You can truly make a shit day to a good fantastic day. Thank you.
Our two presidents at 2:04, Just look at Trump's face I can't stop laughing
Out of all Late Night Shows it seems like the staff here has the best reaction to the monologues of the host 🤔
Why do they keep asking him that question?