Him: Making 1 kid happy is hard enough not to mention a hoard. Me: *hides the fact I've worked at Dinosaur Carnival and a Renaissance Faire* Oh Totally. Him: I didn't realize so much cake was going to be provided. Me: * Hides the chefs I've worked with in Food service and a Sister in law who bakes.* yeah nuts isn't it. Him: We're the only adults here... Me: *trys to detour my uncle whose a clown* YEP YEP COMPLETELY. Him: Good thing I know First Aid. Me: *Me now telling Uncle Angel to distract the first responders in my Family.* YOU DON'T SAY!!
As a 20 year old who cannot have biological children I'm not exactly a single mother, but this was so wholesome and amazing and really solidified for me how much I want kids some day. Thank you so much 💓 this was great
“Ah yes! Has your daughter been saying, James? Hmmm I’m not sure how to tell you this but it’s actually Games… I love him enough to not name him with a J”
Hey coming from a artist we are gonna be until we can make it big but we are all creative whenever or whatever we do ❤ from you lovely pansexual artist Fem 🩷💛💙
True story: at one of their other friend’s daughter’s 7th birthday, my dad’s fun-loving friend Alex did go into the bouncy castle after all the kids had left-and he really DID break it! It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen XD
Him: If you don't mind me asking, about james's father. Me: He was a f*cking hell you know, he cheated on me so I grabbed his tailbone and I flushed him down the toilet
I love this asmr Dad in asmr: single father doctor Irl: My mom was a single mother for 3 months and then met my stepdad Mom: was in Army got pregnant with me in army Stepdad: was a nurse
Love this. Thanks for these amazing videos. 🥰 I love kids and I don't care whether my future spouse a single dad or not, if that person makes me feel loved.
GEICO APPROVES 🦎!! Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Tell me how are you,how is your day been?:)(don’t actually tell me i don’t care) anyways love y’all🫶🏻.
Yeah lets cut the cake james has been asking since i got the cake out when do we get to have cake? Is it cake time yet? I'm just glad the bouncy castle got him distracted enough that he stopped asking about the cake
Ok when I think of green being Sophie’s father I think of that one video “my daughter said ‘daddy we are no longer friends with brooklyn she said I dress weird’ no questions asked I now have a beef with a 4 year old named Brooklyn and her father I don’t make the rules to this gang sh¡t I just play my role” you can not tell me otherwise 😂
NOT ME BEFORE CLICKING THE AUDIO MAKING A WHOLE SCENARIO BEFORE HAND- our son saying: “but mom i don’t wanna be their sibling” me: “ok-james-“ AND THEN OUR KID’S NAME BEING JAMES CUT THE CAMERAS 😭😭💀
*my swedish ass getting a piece of cake* hah, that’s what she said, sorry. “Oh no, it didn’t fall over, it’s still standing. Oh my, I’m going to get married this year AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A PARTNER!”
Why do I imagine James and Sophie giggling in a corner and James being like:
I told u so Sophie, they love each other already! Our plan worked =D
WHY DOESN'T THIS COMMENT HAVE ENOUGH ATTENTION?! Because this is just going to be made cannon! I know it is!
That idea of you reminds me of a film called 'it takes two'
Plan Parent Trap: Mission Accomplished
Haha agree
PARENT TRAP ❤ James: bro soph upur dad just made a move on my mom Sophie: I want a mommy!
If it's a Mom that you need then it's a Mom that i shall be 😌
🤝
Me there always one sugar mum in the group
I mom-my!! 😭❤️
I am wheezing 😭
mommy can I have some cookies
9:39 “I like your style”
“I like your class,
but most of all
I like your arse
DInG dOnGg”
“weeeehhh😩”
👹👍🏻
😂
i read that as "i like your ding dong" 💀💀💀
@@kok.o LMAOOO WHAT-
Him: Making 1 kid happy is hard enough not to mention a hoard.
Me: *hides the fact I've worked at Dinosaur Carnival and a Renaissance Faire* Oh Totally.
Him: I didn't realize so much cake was going to be provided.
Me: * Hides the chefs I've worked with in Food service and a Sister in law who bakes.* yeah nuts isn't it.
Him: We're the only adults here...
Me: *trys to detour my uncle whose a clown* YEP YEP COMPLETELY.
Him: Good thing I know First Aid.
Me: *Me now telling Uncle Angel to distract the first responders in my Family.* YOU DON'T SAY!!
What the fuck lol
Lmao
Dino Carnival?? 👀
Aww butterfly is such a cute pet name 🤍 Great audio as always! Very wholesome 🥰
Thank u ☺
When a butterfly is your spirit animal…… woah….. this guy’s voice!!
@@mevaroxxgmail mine is a spider
@@your-biggest-fan420 please don’t eat me🫣
@@your-biggest-fan420 why are you here Izuku??😐🤔
Just wait James and Sophie’s whole class is gonna be watching and waiting for this to happen!
Don't mind this single mom. I'll just be over in the corner crying at how sweet this is.
This is such a masterpiece reminds me of how my mom and dad met this needs a part 2🤧🤧
I was “mmm single father asmr” as a joke
I don’t think it’s a joke anymore 😌
Suddenly I’m a parent 😌 lets go kids we going to Disney Land!!
Chloe we’re going to Disney Land!
Chloe:👁👄👁
As a 20 year old who cannot have biological children I'm not exactly a single mother, but this was so wholesome and amazing and really solidified for me how much I want kids some day.
Thank you so much 💓 this was great
Butterfly is a cute name. Never thought about a real dad story, it’s good. Stuck with each other.
him: you must be James’ mother
me: i love my son enough to not name him any J names sir 🥹
😂
pffff-
Exactly
“Ah yes! Has your daughter been saying, James? Hmmm I’m not sure how to tell you this but it’s actually Games… I love him enough to not name him with a J”
Whats wrong with J names (;-; )
You should totally make this into a little series 😭 it’s that good!
so hes a DOCTOR
A single dad 👀
Ahem.. **aggressive clicking**
Love the video 🫦
Thank you :)
Lmao me to
💥💳💥💥💳💥💥💳💥💥💳💳
"What needs to be done?" I'm in love already
What a sweet little story :) Thank you for this afternoon delight. ;)
You're most welcome :)
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 is there a pt2 I would love that 💖
@@BONEZ891 that would be so goood
I'm in looove with single father's audios
THE LITTLE KID IN THE BACK SCREAMING RUN😭
this should be a series....it would be so amazing tonsee this plot line continue🥰🥰🥰
I love this so much! Part 2 is very much anticipated 🥰
I AGREE
We want part 2! Its very heart warming!🤗🥰
Him: what’s your job?
Me: Author :>
Him: Oh nice!
Me: 😮 FINALLY!!! someone who appreciates my ✨CREATIVITY✨
Hey coming from a artist we are gonna be until we can make it big but we are all creative whenever or whatever we do ❤ from you lovely pansexual artist Fem 🩷💛💙
True story: at one of their other friend’s daughter’s 7th birthday, my dad’s fun-loving friend Alex did go into the bouncy castle after all the kids had left-and he really DID break it! It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen XD
🤣 I promise it's just grape juice don't worry. Also butterfly is such a cute nickname 🥰 loved the audio. It was wholesome as usual
I freaking loved this . We need part 2 pleaseeee. Omg ❤️❤️❤️😭
My god I took it to my heart when he said that I raised James well 🥺( I took the role of a mother very deeply for some reason)
I had my birthday party today. Birthdays are very fun.
Great video and I absolutely adore your voice. Serious dilf vibes
14:50
I see you inside me too
"That's not what he-"
Oh that's not-
The nerf war got me so good because I remember having those as a kid🥹🥹 if it’s a mom, you need a mom that I can be 🥹🥹🥹 so sweet and innocent
Please make this a mini series 😫😤 it was sooo good
As a single mother;thank you for this one
I would never ever name my child James, but I love this
had a visceral reaction bc my name is the same as his kids- scared tf outta me for a second
"Oh he's not in the picture anymore"
"James us adopted"
I need this to be a series 😫
Butterfly is what my mom used to call me. Amazing video like always.
🥰🖤🍪🦋
We want part 2! Its very heart warming!
This was so sweet and endearing 🥺
Him: If you don't mind me asking, about james's father.
Me: He was a f*cking hell you know, he cheated on me so I grabbed his tailbone and I flushed him down the toilet
I just saw this in my feed and it's so good 😭✨ I hope there's a part 2!
"It's a nerf gun"
Me: WAIT- DON'T THOSE COST LIKE, $50?!?
I think smaller ones are less 🤔
Love this! Hope there’s a part 2!
I hope there will be another part to this. What a wholesome start 🥰
Aww this is too sweet. Stop my daddy issues can't handle this lmao
How have I only just found you now, this audio is so cute. If you need a mom I'll be there
“I love your nails!” *me with unpainted nails* thanks I got them from the womb lol
I actually feel like a mom now 😂
Oh I will need a Part 2 sir🙇♀️
I love this asmr
Dad in asmr: single father doctor
Irl:
My mom was a single mother for 3 months and then met my stepdad
Mom: was in Army got pregnant with me in army
Stepdad: was a nurse
I want a part 2.
Jake from state farm approves this absolute amazing video👍 good job! This was an amazing an amazing Audio!!
Omg please have a part 2!! Please I beg of you, this story is so cute
Love this. Thanks for these amazing videos. 🥰
I love kids and I don't care whether my future spouse a single dad or not, if that person makes me feel loved.
Plz make a part 2!!!!!
Love the vid btw ❤️❤️
GEICO APPROVES 🦎!!
Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
Tell me how are you,how is your day been?:)(don’t actually tell me i don’t care)
anyways love y’all🫶🏻.
Please please please make a part 2 💗
Yes a single dad audio great idea I would like to see more I hope there’s a part 2
Him talking:
That one kid at 3:18 saying “BranDon, BRandOn”😅
Clicked the video specifically because I saw Akiyoshi in the thumbnail ! ❤️
Your voice reminds me of my friend that passed away from cancer. This gave me BUTTERUFLYSSSSSssS
"single dad-" yes please
Him: you must be James mother
Me:wait what my son's name is Zeus ⚡
this is gonna need a part 2 when we bring james over🤭
The Moment when your name is Sophie and you Feel like you are talked to All the time 🤣
this Audio ist so sweet i need a part 2 please
Please please please continue this into a series 🙏
Amazing audio Voice Story. Again You'd maintained Decency that's visible in the character Of single Dad. Butterfly 🦋Name Is really pretty ❤️It.
Probably the best ASMR roleplay I ever heard! So lovely! 😍🥰
Thank you :)
Dilf x Milf one of the best combos of hot parents
I was supposed to clean a bit while listening to this but here I am sitting down, getting emotional about my imaginary children
Yeah lets cut the cake james has been asking since i got the cake out when do we get to have cake? Is it cake time yet? I'm just glad the bouncy castle got him distracted enough that he stopped asking about the cake
This being my first audio from green
him starts talking
me: 0o0 emotional damage ngl love the accent XD
i'm gonna need a part 2 for this 😭😭
Ok when I think of green being Sophie’s father I think of that one video “my daughter said ‘daddy we are no longer friends with brooklyn she said I dress weird’ no questions asked I now have a beef with a 4 year old named Brooklyn and her father I don’t make the rules to this gang sh¡t I just play my role” you can not tell me otherwise 😂
Y’all I read it as “yeeting a single dad” 💀
Lmaoo
Same!!
LoL
Oh shit... Here comes my obsession with DILFs... New sub 💕
NOT ME BEFORE CLICKING THE AUDIO MAKING A WHOLE SCENARIO BEFORE HAND-
our son saying:
“but mom i don’t wanna be their sibling”
me: “ok-james-“
AND THEN OUR KID’S NAME BEING JAMES
CUT THE CAMERAS 😭😭💀
*my swedish ass getting a piece of cake* hah, that’s what she said, sorry. “Oh no, it didn’t fall over, it’s still standing. Oh my, I’m going to get married this year AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A PARTNER!”
we need a Prt2 😭❤️
Imagine if james likes sophie lmfao
Welp, too bad for him! 😳
I thought of this and damn that would suck for him
😭😂
No step-cest if you please!
Haha
(Cute chitchat)
*MINE*
*M I N E*
*M I N E*
Him: what your job
Me:I’m a cashier
Him:oh nice
Me: it’s a crazy job if you ask me. *chuckles*
New subscriber :)
And I need to find someone like this as a mother myself :(
Single hot dad? I’ll take him
“you must be james’ mother”
that is not my child sir there is no way that i would name my son james
I’m always shocked how your voice is calming me down and I really need a part 2 of this ❤️
Him:how it like with James
Me:handful *laugh*
Him:handful
Me:cut the cameras😀 deadas-
we NEED,DEMAND,CRAVE part 2
Will their be a part 2? Coz I absolutely loved this and I want to know more
Yes :)
Him: What do you do?
Me: "Party clown" (Why? I got no idea)
Lol
I LOVE THIS 💕 KEEP IT UP!
Holy crap that was so good I'm like grinning and shi 😭
We need more parts PLS😭😭😭
him: which piece would you like
me: if hes anything like what i was like at that age he would take the very middle piece XD
AHHHHH- I CANTTTT 😤😤😤✨✨✨👍
I didn’t cry 😭 totally
WOOOO DADDY ISSUES
Beautiful and you have a great voice and thank you for making this video it just made my day
Nobody me two years late: 😘Wassup fam