Yeah,i love fruit flavored gum specifically banana aka juicy fruit gum(the actual name) and also bungee gum it has the properties of both rubber and gum
i don't understand the simp thing if you're attracted to someone you're supposed to be nice so you can form a friendship and then later tell them how you feel and then have a relationship everyone who calls people a simp is just insecure about their ability to attract others
@Uese you’re gonna try and correct me on my english but forget that you don’t capitalize after commas, either you’re trying to look smart and fail doing so or you’re just sped
@Uese and preschool taught me not to capitalize after commas, unless youre homeschooled by your parents who clearly haven’t taught you simple english, you look dumb
Well so there was a simp in my class for like my whole elementary to high school classes, anyways we would always make fun of him. One year, I think 5th grade, he got his valentine a giant frikking teddy bear and a basket of chocolates what a simp, but I think he and that girl are married now…
"i'm supposed to be deaf"
*points at eye*
"blind"
*points at ear*
Allow it, he's special
@@Myssk_ 🤣
@@benjaminamudoaghan 🙂
And dunce, dont forget that
@@fixed5043 - My sister 2021
For those who didn't hear, at the end of the video it said, "Sir this is the police department your grandmother had just died."
Do you know what the outro song is?
@@dummy9427 it’s LOL by hurricane clark
12 minutes agi
@@asdgreersf isnt it 12 years ago?
@@vyen2058 no it’s 12 decades ago
even simps wont go as low and be a visco guy
Hell no
Agreed
No, but where is Lady Dimitrescu?
And say SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS, before I Sk-Sk-Skin them alive.
You did
"I said feminine not gay"
Literally got me on the floor-
unfunny joke
@@ambush3437 Said no one ever.
If he replied with what is the difference it would be a perfect roast
😂😂
@@ambush3437 L + bozo + didn't ask + ratio + shut up
This man is creative as hell
Agreed
Can
1,000th like
Dude right
That's what your mom said😬
"Oh I see you like the fruit flavor 😏"
I love Fruit Flavored😏
@@damikey18Is there something wrong here?
@@indianathe3rd742Nah
@@damikey18 :|
@@damikey18 hmu then
As a simp I have never been offended by something I 100% agree with.
Bruh everyone that calls themselves a simp doesn’t understand what simp means. And 90% of the people who call people simps don’t understand it either.
@@Natureguy-le8pl maybe he does bro
@@Natureguy-le8pl ok SIMP
@@disciplinedgrindset623 ok SIMP
(start simp chain)
@@spvce4791 ok SIMP * invests in simp chain *
R.I.P Granny, you'll forever be in our hearts.
yeah
1:13 he really called on a calculator 😂😭
🤫
@@KjDaMayne 🤐🤭🤫
Lmao!🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂
LMAOOO
@@KjDaMayne hey what’s the song at the end called
The my hero academia poster makes it so much better
Toga cute as hell. And hot.
@@Ren-bv4md this video was made 4u
Toga is the only mha character I like
cringe
@@justalegendfindingmemes8758 says the anime pfp
“How simps talk to girls”
“They don’t.”
Onlyfans: am I a joke to you?
@@LittleVictorMinecraft Yes
The fact that he said deaf, yet pointed to his eyes, and then said blind, and pointed to his ears is beyond me
Damn this girl has high expectations
no this girl has lower expectations than any other girl
@@thatoneguy1312 then we boys have low expectations compared to hers
@@lilackitten2667 yes sherlock, its the same thing
I’m supposed to be “deaf” *points at eye* and blind *points at ear*
Deaf*
@@Abraham-rn2nx thank you
well he is supposed to be special...
69 likes
"your grandma just died like 2 minutes ago." THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
I thought he said 12 months ago
@@sircheeseman938 same
For every man that stops simping, an angel gets its wings
I was hoping for the cop to say she died from ligma
and the simp is like: Whats ligma?
the cop: LIGMABALLS
YEAH
Then the cop would say: "yeah but no she's really dead"
😂 😂 😂
@@ultradeathboy 💀
"I like boys that are kinda special so"
"Wblwblwbl"
😂
One of the best parts 😂
That killed me right there.
the girl: “BRO I MEANT FEMININE, NOT GAY”
*Why is this not offensive to me*
because youre pansexual, not gay
@@totallyuselesslimitlxssalt6646 true
Because it shouldn't be?
Lmao
what are the things on the outside of ur name called ive been wanting to know for so long
I love this man bruh he only makes original content that is funny😂
"I like boys that are special"
"GO CRAZY ALALALALALA GO STUPID ALALALALALA GO CRAZY."
“I see you like the fruit flavor.”
Proceeds to be James Charles 😂😂
The end hit diff tho what a great ending.
The endings are the best part of your videos!
When I say I like calm guys I don’t mean emotionless I mean like chill n feminine but still able to be chaotic.
boys we did it, we made it to no simp september
The special one was hilarious
"Ohh u like the fruit flavor" at that moment i wouldve told my homie a story and hed be a changed man
0:48
Pay attention to how he pointed to the wrong area for the disability, such as pointing to the eyes for deaf and pointing to the ears for blind
dats the joke dumbass
Being someone that you're not, that's what simping really is.
"I like boys who have a weird side"
*starts confessing to a bunch of grotesque crimes*
I thought I was a certified simp until watching this😂
This hits real different when you notice Toga picture.
"i like guys with grandmas that arent dead"
I like ppl who arent dead but almost evryone in my life is dead;-;
@@KapTheCook so are you
This is so accurate af. 💀
that ending was 1 helluva twist
"oh you like the fruit flavor"
Yeah,i love fruit flavored gum specifically banana aka juicy fruit gum(the actual name) and also bungee gum it has the properties of both rubber and gum
Okay here me out, everyone says I’m a simp but in reality I just flirt… a lot
your friends are dumbasses if they think thats what simping is
@@ZachAsterisk I SWEAR UR RIGHT I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT
Nigga how you gonna use proper punctuation but spell hear "here"
But gotta agree your friends are retarded
i don't understand the simp thing if you're attracted to someone you're supposed to be nice so you can form a friendship and then later tell them how you feel and then have a relationship everyone who calls people a simp is just insecure about their ability to attract others
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING LMAOOO
The ending killed me
"Well, I like boys who are kinda special"
*proceeds to have a mini seizure*
Never laughed so hard in my life
deaf: points to his eyes.
blind: points to his ears
0:45
Thanks for defining "simp" which just means do everything in your power to please her
LMAOO DYING AT SPECIAL PART
“Well I like boys that are kinda special-“ “Brbrbrbrgryeg” Had me wheezing 💀💀
“YOUR GRANDMA DIED 20 MINS AGO”
IM FUCKING GONE BRUH ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Early. Never fails to make me laugh
Facts
@Uese it’s youtube, not English class, fuck up
@Uese you’re gonna try and correct me on my english but forget that you don’t capitalize after commas, either you’re trying to look smart and fail doing so or you’re just sped
@Uese people like you try looking smart but just look dumb in the process, pretty funny seeing you embarrassing yourself though, keep it up!
@Uese and preschool taught me not to capitalize after commas, unless youre homeschooled by your parents who clearly haven’t taught you simple english, you look dumb
I like the Himiko Toga poster in the background
This is the funniest shit ive ever heard🤪
Me watching the part where he pretends to have tics:
STOP YOU WILL MAKE ME COPY YOU PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME
That ending though 😂😂
The end got me
"It's on me sister"😂😂😂
I don't see anyone talking about how specific this girl's taste in guys is.
Me: Gets a SIMPly guitar ad.
The ending got me dying
Edit: Name is Grandma btw
Post more u earned my subscription 😂
Well so there was a simp in my class for like my whole elementary to high school classes, anyways we would always make fun of him. One year, I think 5th grade, he got his valentine a giant frikking teddy bear and a basket of chocolates what a simp, but I think he and that girl are married now…
Plot twist: at the end his grandma had a heart attack because if what he said
Plot twist: hes grandma was el chappo
Plot twist: All you need is family
Police: your grandma just died
GOTTEM
Wby do these videos of his get so little likes bruh he deserves wayyy more
FAAAAAX
yo the phone call for me killed man lol 😂
This man is my entire recommended feed on TH-cam
"Oh so you wanna see something badass well watch this"
*Talks to the phone's casing*
Gets me everytime
He don’t miss😂😂
THIS IS SOMEHOW ACCURATE 😰
He fortunate it ain't September, cause he's Gon' *"SUFFER"* in November.
discord moderators 'shooting their shot' be like
There is also that one friend that tries to embarrass you in front of girls to make them laugh
Yo grandma just died like two weeks ago 😭😂
Minutes .-.
I love how I get this in September in my recommended
Lol the special part got me.
As soon as she said she liked weird it was over 😂
Lmao. Simps do be acting like everything
“I am supposed to be deaf”
*points at the eye*
“And blind”
*points at the ear*
The special boys made me laugh
R.I.P grandma “dances”
Giscard d'Estaing was seen as the pioneer in modernising France and strengthening the European Union.
“hey baby girl 😫😫”
I like how he was fully comfortable with acting gay but not with VSCO and hydro flasks.
Girl: I like boys that are kinda special.
Kj: BLEUGHREURGH
Oml uk what, u sound like the bat from ‘Anastasia’-Bartok
"I mean feminine not gay" LMAO
*me staring at the Toga poster on the background the whole time*
This nigga is one of the best niggas alive
The ending tho
"Your grandma died like 12 minutes ago"🤣💔
That "dezez nuts " part came out if nowhere.....
Omg the toga pic im the background ❤👏
THE END LOL
0:23
U like the fruit flavored😅
the ending tho😭
"Boys that are special"
Blrlblrlrbll
Lol the toga picture in the background 💀
Bruh jit got me crying
The special part 😂😂😂
Lmao ur vids funny as hell
0:50 I meant dudes that were special to me, not SPECIAL NEEDS WOWWW 😭😭😭
"Its on me sista"