Suisei's Aggressive Assassination [Hitwoman Suisei 1]

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  • Watch how our idol assassinate.
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    HITMAN】暗殺もアイドルのお仕事【ホロライブ / 星街すいせい】
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    Hoshimati Suisei is a Japanese female idol Vtuber who belongs to Hololive.
    Suisei Channel:
    / @hoshimachisuisei
    #星街すいせい #hololive #VTuberEN #Hoshimatisuisei #holoen#ほしまちすたじお

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  • @neostorm999
    @neostorm999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    "No one will notice, if nobody is left to notice."
    - Shooting Star Idol, Hoshimatchi Suisei, probably

    • @neurondeactivation1643
      @neurondeactivation1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Well, she is a shooting star alright

    • @zacharytsai2043
      @zacharytsai2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I used to think like that, until a chicken in Riverwood “witnessed” my crimes.

    • @yt_krg
      @yt_krg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The officio assassinorums recent eversor recruit

    • @richter1934
      @richter1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Russian Stealth

  • @billyroho8343
    @billyroho8343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    The only thing stopping Suisei being the perfect Hitwoman Idol is being too bloodthirsty and the urge just to kill everyone whenever she thinks she can get away with.

    • @MITCHIE_LAPIZ
      @MITCHIE_LAPIZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And the fact that she's REALLY bad with directions

    • @khoinguyenpham9250
      @khoinguyenpham9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@MITCHIE_LAPIZ ikr, i mean the map in the corner is useless to her 🤣

    • @phantomhearts5577
      @phantomhearts5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      when i play sniper elite...i literally kill everyone no matter if they are far or not....or they are bloccking or not blocking my goal

    • @arath8893
      @arath8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phantomhearts5577 better not to take risks

  • @eliandrew11
    @eliandrew11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    "Suisei is the perfect Idol"
    Suisei on camera : *"WHaa YHee PeaCE PeACe PeACE UWHAA WhaA WHAa"*

    • @cherryrook8684
      @cherryrook8684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ”Peace peace” She said with a posed look

    • @Metahodos
      @Metahodos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@cherryrook8684 Yaaay, peace, peace.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peace of the grave :)

    • @jowoshi
      @jowoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      16:12 for personal reference

    • @barnred8887
      @barnred8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cherryrook8684 monogatari reference???

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Suisei : "I'm killing all of you"
    Translation : *_"Can't have witness if you kill everyone"_*
    6:45 That Kuzuha's legendary catchprase *“I'm gonna kill you~n^^”* though xD

    • @ppang9
      @ppang9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Koroshichauyou~n

    • @shibomi1
      @shibomi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *licks knife*

    • @danchouai1230
      @danchouai1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shibomi1 drop dead.

    • @yuinurahilyon5711
      @yuinurahilyon5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      レイ·ライト -Raylight Killing all of them requires turning off the power of the entire building. Since there are reinforcements coming it would be impossible to kill literally everyone in the building without cutting their communication devices.

  • @zeia5472
    @zeia5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Knight: YEETED In the sky
    Suisei: *TA MA YA~~*

  • @ckun2864
    @ckun2864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    0:49 Bruh that's the most brutal thing you could do to Matsuri
    Suisei killed Fubuki right in front of her, wore her skin and slowly beat Matsuri to death.
    Sasuga Suicopath

  • @rezafahlevi9659
    @rezafahlevi9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Oh god, imagine Suisei playing DOOM Eternal

    • @xoersummoner1336
      @xoersummoner1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      reza fahlevi Just imagine her chanting RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR!

    • @acerookie1173
      @acerookie1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes

    • @necrosteel5013
      @necrosteel5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just thought about it but the intro line the marauder gives during the arc complex would make things even more hilarious.

    • @liyuu7033
      @liyuu7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please

    • @ritsukouneptune6831
      @ritsukouneptune6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE

  • @Cethavi
    @Cethavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    One word: *pSUIchopath*
    Listen at her laugh...
    Unbelievable, using Fubuki death body to kill Fubuki's lover, Matsuri

  • @bangunny
    @bangunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    and her father be like: " *ah* that's my daughter'

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No witnesses, that's my girl. ;,)

  • @iwant7813
    @iwant7813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    R: "i've just finished sabotaging everything, how are things on your side?"
    S: "Oh, i just killed everyone, just Watame next."
    R: "Eh?"
    S: "What?"
    *W H E R E I S I T*

  • @Gunsblazin94
    @Gunsblazin94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:25 That "See you." was cold-blooded

  • @jeremiahtan759
    @jeremiahtan759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    How can someone be so bloodthirsty and yet so cute at the same time? Only you, Suisei. Only you.

  • @Arrxor
    @Arrxor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    12:10
    Suisei: Due to personal reasons you will be passing away now.

    • @Jamushu
      @Jamushu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Policemen: *I have sadly passed away.*

  • @granberrybg3322
    @granberrybg3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Suisei: Sui-chan is still cute today.
    Viewers: you're not allowed to say that yourself...
    (after watching video)
    Viewers: We'll allow it.

  • @AJigsawnHalo
    @AJigsawnHalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Her shouting Tamaya broke me. Lol

    • @raifikarj6698
      @raifikarj6698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm just like certain Crazy Loli

  • @stevenesteves8635
    @stevenesteves8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    just realized how jp's va for Diana is just as ara ara or more than her en va

    • @LookingGlass69
      @LookingGlass69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's great, isn't it.

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good gosh, someone with no context would have no idea what you just typed lmfao XD

    • @masterzen258
      @masterzen258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, i went here for extra context and now im ever more confused

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@masterzen258 "I just realized how the Japanese voice actor for Diana is just as *ara ara,* if not more so, than her English voice actor."

    • @BeanSprouts02
      @BeanSprouts02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who’s Diana?

  • @Sparrowly1
    @Sparrowly1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:19 the smile of a true assassin

  • @drucy.
    @drucy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Suisei : "I'm not a psychopath"
    Also Suisei : (drowns a woman in her own puke, just because there's a prompt for it) 9:07

    • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
      @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't forget to excuse when you drown someone from their own puke like suisei

    • @NationalistsRuinAmerica
      @NationalistsRuinAmerica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 Don't forget to thank the bus driver before blowing up the school bus.

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:07 chat: a good game compatible for a goodgirl
    me: *press X to doubt*

  • @XtevenGan
    @XtevenGan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    4:19 we gotta protect that smile....nevermind she's doing a pretty good job herself lol

    • @rai2339
      @rai2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually, we need to be protected www

  • @kendersgame4180
    @kendersgame4180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    *project winter massacre* "ok ok but that was the point of the game to kill everyone"
    9:48 "I CHANGED MY MIND RUN AWAY"

  • @4hrc955
    @4hrc955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Fubuki: Help!
    Get hit by Suisei once
    Fubuki: Nevermind I'm dead. Sayonara~!

  • @tragedyofwind
    @tragedyofwind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    8:46 that is a hitman reborn reference!

  • @tatin1959
    @tatin1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    9:11 that's some fine logic right there

    • @juankgonzalez6230
      @juankgonzalez6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "The voices in my head told me to!"

    • @gyxron
      @gyxron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats what i would do tbh

  • @RyouEmerald
    @RyouEmerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how she just walks in and drowns a women just because the prompt was available.

  • @kanicunny
    @kanicunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Here we see a natural psycopath in her habitat

  • @Mewkishi
    @Mewkishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I had to drown her if it says so" excuse me WHAT?! xD

  • @kochang9802
    @kochang9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:20 literally the cutest thing I've seen all day

  • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
    @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Damn, what's with "I'll kill you~n" accent-thingy, especially with people who has the desire to kill xD

    • @harihsni4161
      @harihsni4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its a meme started by Kuzuha

  • @kyinfidelis3425
    @kyinfidelis3425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    TH-cam: *Ah yes, this is a very interesting Hitman: Absolution gameplay*

  • @shindayo2460
    @shindayo2460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That smile at 4:20
    I love her now.

  • @Max465
    @Max465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Suisei: "I am not a Psychopath"
    Also Suisei: "This is Extras"

  • @Sincere_Anon
    @Sincere_Anon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thanks for translating this !
    17:17 I like how she would kill if there is an opportunity/chance lol
    Its like "its gonna end anyways so let me have extra kills"

  • @LucasRazorBlade
    @LucasRazorBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    12:13 Her rapid fire 'baka' was the most effective!

    • @DAshBFJEY
      @DAshBFJEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that a jojo reference?

  • @yuinurahilyon5711
    @yuinurahilyon5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Suisei-chan: Ahaahahahahaha(psychopathic laugh)
    Friends: Help!
    After a few days~
    Detective: This is a massacre...
    Me: 😂

  • @skyeazura3593
    @skyeazura3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I wanna see a translation of the scene in that project winter game where suisei and coco gets downed by the giant polar bear and matsuri? Executes her

  • @トーキ-g8v
    @トーキ-g8v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Geneva convention? More like the Geneva suggestion."
    -Hoshimachi Suisei probably

  • @Sukaiba69
    @Sukaiba69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    pSUIchopath
    Tetris: Lv99
    Bloodlust: Lv99
    Sneak: Lv1
    Patience: Lv1

    • @ritsukouneptune6831
      @ritsukouneptune6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Trickster: Lv99
      Cunning: Lv99
      Sadism: Lv99
      Cruelty: Lv99

    • @akito4427
      @akito4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Cute: Lv999999999

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Perfect: LvPerfect

    • @anthonypatte147
      @anthonypatte147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      idol:50 ?

    • @NationalistsRuinAmerica
      @NationalistsRuinAmerica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder how many of you defended that one "irl yandere" Japanese woman who stabbed her boyfriend to death because "she loved him so much". Some people from the English otaku community defended her and said "but she's so cute, don't put her in jail" or "I want a girlfriend like that". It was really sickening, and the jokes you're making here heavily remind me of that incident.

  • @noraiou
    @noraiou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Notifications appeared
    Me : Watashi wa Suisei da

  • @professortrickroom3777
    @professortrickroom3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No wonder why they call her...
    ...a one *hit* wonder.
    I'll see myself out.

  • @Seiza25
    @Seiza25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Suisei: Well Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions....

    • @ExDragonMaster
      @ExDragonMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially considering that everyone else was put on a hair trigger for her to be ganged up on the next game. She wasn't the traitor that game, either.

  • @sonicXstarhedgehog
    @sonicXstarhedgehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:30 Suisei: Ta-maya! *kukukukuku*
    She even laughs as a villain

  • @Ketchup_And_Rice
    @Ketchup_And_Rice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was laughing hard when they killed her asap in the next match

  • @hebo-pe6ct
    @hebo-pe6ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is it, this is the video that sucked me into the rabbit hole. Thank you.

  • @ojou254
    @ojou254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When sui chan dressed herself and mimicked fubuki just to kill matsuri THATS WHAT I CALL A PRO TORTURE MOVE

  • @rick631
    @rick631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Peace was never an option-Suisei

  • @copperdaylight
    @copperdaylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    near the exit point: you are safe now, hitwoman!
    suisei: (proceeds to shoot bystanders for no reason)

  • @Mushyloni
    @Mushyloni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Psychopath Suisei is the best. Gotta love how she even sounds like she's not doing anything out of the ordinary.

  • @ChrisDaPatriot
    @ChrisDaPatriot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Suisei was just the typical bossy idol type she'd be the worst but that combined with her psychopathic tendencies and Tetris skills balances things out quite well.

  • @Thunderdude135
    @Thunderdude135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    our hit woman about to hit the entire place to make sure no one gets to know her, thats how sneaky she is

  • @anadaere6861
    @anadaere6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:15
    Local fox deity get's chopped by psychopathic idol says farewell

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when our cute assassin started singing "Numa numa"...

  • @tisisonlytemporary
    @tisisonlytemporary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If she remembers NUma Numa, she is definitely my age LOL

  • @pite9
    @pite9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:23 that non-reaction, lol.

  • @MegaApostel
    @MegaApostel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks for translation - seeing Suisei playing Hitman was nice

  • @kurooda9070
    @kurooda9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll strive for never being on Suisei's bad side.

  • @beanrat8631
    @beanrat8631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:19 that cute smile tho

  • @pfle327
    @pfle327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She couldnt resist her psychopathic tendency to kill.

  • @samikrungoken
    @samikrungoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My talented idol vtuber can't be this psychopa-

  • @brycekorlan3556
    @brycekorlan3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "See you" was adorable!

  • @cryer3160
    @cryer3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the things she say scares me, especially when said in such a cute voice

  • @ikaraus
    @ikaraus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    17:35 That Numa Numa reference kinda gives away some info about her real age, lol

    • @TKirisame
      @TKirisame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so it's fine, nais keiki

    • @fiftysquiggly
      @fiftysquiggly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That she's older than 16 or so, maybe lol. You don't have to be that old to understand that reference. I was amazed when I heard it though. I immediately went and looked up the Numa Numa guy again lol.

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I first heard that in middle school in like 2004-2005. 28 btw so you had to have been born in the 90s to get it really.

    • @hoangkaiser1899
      @hoangkaiser1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope i heard it long before and i'm just 18. All of my friends too

    • @trashman8080
      @trashman8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoangkaiser1899 tbh everything is a bit later on in 'nam land

  • @YJkwinter
    @YJkwinter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She can’t be this adorable while killing ppl

  • @xcutionunknown9634
    @xcutionunknown9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ta-maya~
    OMG Suisei's legit too good at this.

  • @dragoonyasura
    @dragoonyasura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:12
    "I had to drown her if it says so"
    - Suichopath

  • @HoshikawaHikari
    @HoshikawaHikari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:19 That smile....

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta love our little psycopath

  • @kolbalt8121
    @kolbalt8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her saying next again made me explode from the cuteness oh my god

  • @dalioszero9228
    @dalioszero9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how she choose to do a genocide, not trying to just knock one change attire and run but "so i have to kill you guys now yes?" and kill them all without a second thought 😂😂

  • @xenon1155
    @xenon1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Suisei murderous intent gets in the way of the mission lmao

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ah, I love this girl
    also please dont kill me suisui

  • @vacuumcleaner4801
    @vacuumcleaner4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The way she plays is the exact opposite of Coco

  • @lemao2222
    @lemao2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ah, Sui-chan makes manslaughter look like so much fun.

  • @reisushi3459
    @reisushi3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    remember violence is never the answer, Violence is a question
    and the answer is yes
    - Hoshimatchi Suisei , maybe

  • @AnimaRandom
    @AnimaRandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sui... casually committing massacre

  • @_Juuna_
    @_Juuna_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haven't seen many translated videos as long as this one, hope you keep up the good work and if in the future you add some way to support your work I'll be glad to do it :)

  • @beanbandit495
    @beanbandit495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doom Eternal might be more up Suisei's alley. Her bloodlust would be appeased

  • @CoolGuy-xm1wm
    @CoolGuy-xm1wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    she directly skip the intro..
    woman of culture

  • @popcap990
    @popcap990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Run away on runway. Nice.

  • @Minami_4545
    @Minami_4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that she knows the Noma yay song means she’s at least 20 years old lmao

  • @matthewteo3111
    @matthewteo3111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Assassination requires surgical precision, pinpoint accurate execution.
    Suisei is an indiscriminate thunderstorm of blood and pain.

  • @peanutbutterkun9998
    @peanutbutterkun9998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is there nobody talk about this guy translate 18 minutes of suisei playing this game......we salute to you my man

  • @oppaisuki561
    @oppaisuki561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    " I drowned her because it told me to" -Suicopath

  • @けねす
    @けねす 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its funny how calmly she is while teaching the viewers how to kill someone lmao

  • @Lovelle1
    @Lovelle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:47 Despite her inclination, she doesn't seem to kill indiscriminately. Notice how she doesn't shoot any of the actual performers here.

  • @richw500
    @richw500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Achievement Hunter gives their approval.

  • @aoiringo6642
    @aoiringo6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    changing the playback speed to 1.25 makes it even better

  • @CiaranMaxwell
    @CiaranMaxwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someday, I want to see someone clear a Hitman stage by punting a brick at the victim's skull, then legging for the exit while hooting like Daffy Duck.

  • @ArashiOdayakana
    @ArashiOdayakana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought I heard a Korone laugh in the first minute.
    Edit: My goodness, she is a stealth and awareness newbie.

  • @l.silver7266
    @l.silver7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah, Sui-chan is cute again today

  • @hiccups6531
    @hiccups6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her headshot rate is unreal assuming she's playing on a controller

  • @lonesoul1505
    @lonesoul1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait.. This was 1 year ago?! But she was playing this stage just a few days ago?! Dejavu~

  • @jolty6969
    @jolty6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:16 Kira Yoshikage approves

  • @Kyla8132
    @Kyla8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is Suisui and she is stealth.
    Impatiently killing bad for her health.
    That smile after blowing up the corpse is good for the heart tho

  • @ppang9
    @ppang9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Suisei killing people like it was normal thing to do is scary

  • @Eryzelia
    @Eryzelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:20 that damned smile.

  • @kissena3830
    @kissena3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you heard an assassin says Tamaya you know it's real.

  • @thomaslovell2495
    @thomaslovell2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her thumbnail and this video say shes playing hitman absolution but that was hitman 2 shes actually playing

  • @Jknight416
    @Jknight416 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A silent assassin Suisei is not.

  • @yuuki81024
    @yuuki81024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Friends:i want to watch a video of hitman tutorial that easy to understand and fun to watch
    Me:YES