@@firebatray7946 "In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, her soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, she chose the path of perpetual torment. In her ravenous hatred she found no peace, and with boiling blood she scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged her. She wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of her sword named her... SuiSei."
@@zeroreroneppudding402 your comment is a dumb thing. If we talk about name, Suisei is comet. And comet burns. And it's dangerous when its pieces fall down to earth. Like what happen in Kimi no Na wa.
@@DBT1007 also it's a different sui from water's kanji but please don't call people dumb just because they said something wrong, you'll come off as a douche
Sui-chopath with a knife sure is dangerous The way she get rid of the food on tray is by.. throwing the tray all together.. lol Also that thumbnail is glorious
She’s the shining star throwing cooking utensils like comets, the idol vtuber Hoshimachi Suisei! Suisei’s arm is killer. She should try playing baseball.
Chef R*msey: *The Salmon perfectly cooked* *It got earthy flavour* *This girls achieve what become a true chef is* Chef Suisei: *Throws* *Break* still cook food and get 3star rate
Food Inspector: Excuse me madam I heard there was a complaint regarding the hygiene of the food Food Inspector after meeting Suisei: Time to use the Joestar's family secret technique... NIGERUNDAYOOOO!!!
Who doesn't? In Japan they also have English in their school Those Japanese who doesn't understand English and they already young adult either they faking it or they're really stupid. At least this game is only about ingredients and the measurements. It's easy. Not some heavy English thing
Oh really? I heard most of the Japanese don't understand English pretty well and I think there are many vtuber who don't understand it even the basic one
@@DBT1007 Really? "Who doesn't"? If you think that every single one out there are either native speaker, or have top notch talent in learning foreign language, then you are just so ignorant. I have friends who barely know any English, despite 12 years in school and 5 years in uni. Still, they are all very successful in life, and nowhere near "stupid".
"Who doesn't?" Most people. "In Japan they also have English in their school" And everyone who had English classes in school is good at English? That's news to me. In fact, Japanese people are notoriously bad at it on average (ever heard of "Engrish"?), which may have something to do with their language education not being the best, the languages being very different from each other, or them rarely actually needing English in daily life. But I'm pretty sure it's not because they're all stupid.
thanks for translating this one. i got some trouble watching some stream because i only understand a little of Japanese. this one is hilarious. it will be nice too if you can translate when Matsuri playing the same game
Just bought this game because of this hilarious vid, then realise what a true Suichopath she is. Throwing knives, plates, tools and pouring potato water onto a raw salmon steak, and still getting 3 stars.
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Every recipe: 5g
Suisei for everything: 6g
Also suisei: *it's not tasty? seriously? look at how delicious it is*
when it's not 8g+ xD
She's all about that overachieving lol
6g = 69
"Where's my knife? Did I leave it on the dartboard, or in my last victim?"
In the victim u use as a dartboard
@@dayved5508 the victim is cutting board
SuzukazE rip Rushia
EMERGENCY MEETING
Wryyy?
Suisei: *holds the tray straight out of the oven bare handed*
Also Suisei: "If I don't use the spatula, it will be too hot to touch."
Magic tray
XD
Haha she also like held the fish and put it on the spatula
*-a pinch of salt*
Sui: "Pitch the salt. Got it."
This comment is 1 year old, yet I’m still loving it
1: she actually aimed before she throws things
2: she plays dart....with a kitchen knife.
.....universe tier waifu
Timer : "Oh? You're approaching me?"
Suisei : "Can't throw you away without getting close"
😂
@@yeet4437 username checks out
Its crazy how she actually remembers where she threw the things she just used
Mikanmeister She has good intuition...
She thrown them in the same direction lol.
gotta leave no trace
"Organized Chaos"
bad sense of direction
yet so good at remembering where she left the knife
Despite how she psychotically throws everything around, Sui actually has uncanny speed and precision.
just what you can find on psychopaths
So its the same type of stand as Star Platinum
as expected of a pro tetris player
It’s her stand Spin Triple at work
And an artist
Imagine Sui-chan in Masterchef
Contestants are going to focus on dodging instead of cooking
Gotta get rid of the competition.
and its gonna be a military training
Nevermind Masterchef, I think she'll bring out the hell in Hell's Kitchen! xD
@@firebatray7946 "In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, her soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, she chose the path of perpetual torment.
In her ravenous hatred she found no peace, and with boiling blood she scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged her.
She wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of her sword named her... SuiSei."
I will rather be in a kitchen with Suisei than Haato.
This is the only time ive seen someone not burn the kitchen down to the ground
Well the kitchen might not burning but any poor soul dare to enter sui kitchen probably ended up the same as that dart board
@@CauserII Well her name is Suisei and Sui is Water in Kanji
@@zeroreroneppudding402 and suisei is psyco
im sorry don't tell her pls
@@zeroreroneppudding402 your comment is a dumb thing. If we talk about name, Suisei is comet. And comet burns.
And it's dangerous when its pieces fall down to earth. Like what happen in Kimi no Na wa.
@@DBT1007 also it's a different sui from water's kanji
but please don't call people dumb just because they said something wrong, you'll come off as a douche
on one hand this kills the chef inside me
on the other, this is the first time i've actually seen a VTuber finish cooking something
Hachama cooking?
As a chef same here xD
As a culinary student I know how you feel.
She's like the only VTuber not struggling with the game's controls xD
Also, plays it in English
As expected of a 0th gen!
afelias Her understanding of English is better than she gives herself credit for.
Suisei: Don't call me a psychopath
*5 seconds later*
Suisei with a knife in her hand: So anyway, I started throwing
Sui's kitchen, where everything is disposable. Even the tools
even the poor souls who dare to enter the kitchen
@@sonichegehodge5778 and the poor guy who ate the salmon dish.
By dropping the salmon, she was able to flip it on the right side to put on the plate. That's kinda smart.
The perfect defense and offense!
@@sub2suisei THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Playing dart using a knife, sasuga sui-chopath.
Sui-chopath with a knife sure is dangerous
The way she get rid of the food on tray is by.. throwing the tray all together.. lol
Also that thumbnail is glorious
She’s the shining star throwing cooking utensils like comets, the idol vtuber Hoshimachi Suisei!
Suisei’s arm is killer. She should try playing baseball.
You could say she is a Killer... Queen?
*Yoshikage Kira theme starts playing*
Sui-chan after kitchen: *WRYYYYY*
During kitchen:
*MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA*
@@MrSMLEWeeb before kitchen: "hoooo...... mukatte kuru no ka? KONO SUISEI NI CHIKADZUITE KURU NO KA?!" *menacing*
HINJAKU HINJAKU.
ROADDDDDDDD ROLLLERRRRR
Suisei: Throws ingredients together and all over the kitchen.
Also Suisei: "cooking"
Came for the menacing thumbnail, stayed for Suisei's menacing cooking
Lesson of the life:
If you marry Suisei, do not let her handle the kitchen
I'll keep that in mind, my good sir
I say she handled it way better than Haachama. Even in the chaos, Sui-chan had style.
Nobody:
Sui-chan in kitchen: **yeet**
y'eat
7:48 clip animation
She really did learned English, not to mention in such short time
The throwing sound effects really enhanced this, thank you
Wtf she's using the knife on dartboard! True psychopath!
She rejected normal kitchen working practices *WRYYY*
Also whoever made that thumbnail, I hope he has an awesome year
Chef R*msey: *The Salmon perfectly cooked* *It got earthy flavour* *This girls achieve what become a true chef is*
Chef Suisei: *Throws* *Break* still cook food and get 3star rate
Even though she throws everything around she know where everything is. She has like a field of control
This is Hierophant Green's barrier of control, activating when touched
People translating those clips are doing gods work! Thanks fam for doing this!
When waiting for the timer: *checks their phones or patiently waits*
Suisei: *uses a knife to play darts*
Sui seasons the food before cooking it, like a true woman of culture.
The best thing in this game is, even you giving them pile of junk they are still trying to eat it and do their best to give feedback xD
Kitchen Utensils **Exist**
Suisei: Imma yeet this tools whole career
Throws with crash sound effect (best to me):
1:41
5:45
Every Adult: Kids, don’t play with those kniv-
Suisei: Huh? Sayin something?... *proceeds to play with the knives as darts*
Food Inspector: Excuse me madam I heard there was a complaint regarding the hygiene of the food
Food Inspector after meeting Suisei: Time to use the Joestar's family secret technique...
NIGERUNDAYOOOO!!!
Suisei method... Fast 100 Clean 0
Perfect.
7:47 best part of the video
She's the Sui(Sous) chef, she knows what she's doing
DIO: Roodo rooraa da!!!
HOSIMATI SUISEI: Kitchin rooraa da!!!
Everything comes with a price, and the price of receiving some of Suisei's cooking is having to deal with the immense cleanup effort afterwards.
the fact that she is doing it consciously and purposely make it even more funnier, as expected of someone who play hitman
Customers:
Food's delicious!
Suisei:
(No one knows what happens in the kitchen)
"Where's the knife? I threw it around all the time"
😨
sticky note at 3:35 "There is no escape" lmao
She honestly has the look and feel of an idol who would do these morning cooking shows.
start with 5g black pepper
sui: *puts 8g then yeets the damn container right off the bat*
Would you rather be on the kitchen with Suisei or Haato?
Me: I would rather take my chances with Suisei.
The throwing sound effects add so much lol
Love the sfx you add to this video
That knife throwing cracked me up real good.
Glad, seems like she understand English pretty well
Who doesn't? In Japan they also have English in their school
Those Japanese who doesn't understand English and they already young adult either they faking it or they're really stupid.
At least this game is only about ingredients and the measurements. It's easy. Not some heavy English thing
Oh really? I heard most of the Japanese don't understand English pretty well and I think there are many vtuber who don't understand it even the basic one
@@DBT1007 Really? "Who doesn't"? If you think that every single one out there are either native speaker, or have top notch talent in learning foreign language, then you are just so ignorant. I have friends who barely know any English, despite 12 years in school and 5 years in uni. Still, they are all very successful in life, and nowhere near "stupid".
"Who doesn't?" Most people.
"In Japan they also have English in their school" And everyone who had English classes in school is good at English? That's news to me.
In fact, Japanese people are notoriously bad at it on average (ever heard of "Engrish"?), which may have something to do with their language education not being the best, the languages being very different from each other, or them rarely actually needing English in daily life. But I'm pretty sure it's not because they're all stupid.
@@DBT1007 Si, porque los americanos que aprendieron español en la escuela saben hablar el idioma perfectamente, también.
9.5 out of reading the English directions very impress dive tbh most people can’t read anything useful from other languages
"The knife... Where could it be"
How to Psychopath Basics 101
HAHA the throwing of stuff, that's me when I'm working in my garage
Imagine you’re a restaurant manager and see your chef just throwing shit across the kitchen with a straight face
I love how she played darts using the knife
Suisei is the reason why food doesn't look like what it's advertised.
I love the way you put sound effects on Suisei when she throws her stuff
Imagine going in the kitchen and witness a knife fly towards you
Thing: *exists*
Suisei: *YEET*
oh no
she's practicing at throwing knives 😰
More proof that she is a Stand User
ZA WARUDO
The title of the video should be YEET cooking with Chef Suisei
thanks for translating this one. i got some trouble watching some stream because i only understand a little of Japanese. this one is hilarious.
it will be nice too if you can translate when Matsuri playing the same game
The sound effects makes this a lot more funnier
Suisei is so chaotic, I love her
Even the knife is hiding from Suisei...
The first time seeing somebody not burn down the kitchen.
That was a godly edit
After seeing this we can legitimely affirmed that it must be Anemachi cooking at their home.
She acyually finishes the foods she makes
Suisei when she used the things: *YEETS*
I am surprised she has a smooth control BUT DANG GIRL STOP THROWING EVERYTHING AFTER USAGE XD
To be honest I'm really impressed she can actually keep track of where everything is xD
Gordon Ramsay: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!
Her: *Throws more stuff*
Gordon Ramsay: Unbelievable.
''Ah yes carefully set the timer''
*YEET*
I suddenly felt extreme fear the moment she took the knife
Nobody :
Literally nobody :
The thumbnail : *WRYYYYYYYY*
Suisei in the kitchen : *Everything is disposable*
THAT THUMBNAIL IS GOLD
Ah yes, the ancient cooking technique: YEET
The fact that she played this with English language hahahahaha
this does put a smile on my face
What a peaceful kitchen
Suisei who throws everything in her kitchen 🤣🤣🤣
Suisei is kawaii and psychopath...
Not like Gordon Ramsay have anything to talk about people throwing things in the Kitchen.
Suisei: *throws with deadly Accuracy*
Me: i don't know what happened officer he was dead before he could the floor, the knife came out of nowhere
Such elegence
amazing editing 5 stars XD
2:03 my heartbeat skipped for a second lol
*I love you kitchen gun! Bang Bang Bang!*
Same energy
Sui is Fubuki's disciple seems like. Not the Shirakami one.. but the Kurakami Fubuki
Just bought this game because of this hilarious vid, then realise what a true Suichopath she is. Throwing knives, plates, tools and pouring potato water onto a raw salmon steak, and still getting 3 stars.
Wil be dangerous if she is real chef '-'
Well , this was the way idol cooking
My kitchen nightmare can’t possibly be this cute
Majestic thumbnail!!!
god tier thumbnail