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  • The Social Security card and number explained.
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    Stephen P. Morse, PhD. stevemorse.org
    Ralph Gross, Postdoctoral Fellow, Carnegie Mellon University. peexlab.com
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  • @henryg.8762
    @henryg.8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19111

    bold of you to assume that my library card is less important than my social security card

  • @jovanweismiller7114
    @jovanweismiller7114 ปีที่แล้ว +4810

    A funny story. I was born in 1947. I got my SS card in 1965 when I started working. One day, years later, I was working in a shop that asked for SSANs on checks. A fellow came in, wrote a check, and when I asked for his SSAN, it was one digit off mine. He'd gotten his in the same office, the same day I got mine.

    • @kopioshu
      @kopioshu ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Cool

    • @Mason_8r
      @Mason_8r ปีที่แล้ว +139

      what are the chances of that??

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +13

      E‎ ‎

    • @meatdelivery4087
      @meatdelivery4087 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Mason_8r small but not improbable, the best kind of chances

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Mason_8r doesnt seems like a 80 years old guy so VERY small

  • @rustythecrown9317
    @rustythecrown9317 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    ''We don't want no national card to track us , dammit'' , they're going to be pissed when they hear about phones , credit cards , bank cards etc.

  • @TheHouseOfWaffles
    @TheHouseOfWaffles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5240

    My university used to use the SSN as the primary student ID number -- instead of generating a random number or simply using a sequential index. My university has also always had a _lot_ of foreign students, who did not have SSNs, so fake SSNs were generated and assigned to them. Of course it wasn't long before new students with real SSNs experienced conflicts with fake SSNs already in the database. I think it was the mid-2000-oughts when my university finally switched to generated student ID numbers.

    • @christopherleblanc160
      @christopherleblanc160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Did you by chance go to the University of Michigan? Because this sounds a lot like the University of Michigan.

    • @TheHouseOfWaffles
      @TheHouseOfWaffles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@christopherleblanc160 Nope, I attended in the Western states.

    • @microwavegum
      @microwavegum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      My community college use to use SSN a log in for students, but then there was a data leak. They changed it to passwords and usernames now.

    • @xopasstheaux6617
      @xopasstheaux6617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yeah doesn't seem like the smartest thing to do but guess data leaks weren't as big a deal then

    • @russellaustin4988
      @russellaustin4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Kind of proves that the leaders of the higher learning institute that you went to may not have been the smartest people. Didn't raise a bell? Well you were taught by them.

  • @CoreySmith1200
    @CoreySmith1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4341

    Somewhere Joe Generic is wondering why his identity is being used 24/7

    • @jeromemanuel2247
      @jeromemanuel2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Bryan BD how much

    • @lanascunt
      @lanascunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @Bryan BD I love doing illegal activities wanna discuss fun illegal activities we do? You first.

    • @bob8819
      @bob8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Juan i click on accept to all terms and conditions to sign up for a Disney newsletter without actually reading the terms and conditions 😎

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@lanascunt I logged on to roblox without my parents permission

    • @tiouklef
      @tiouklef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That SSN belonged to the secretary of the VP of a wallet manufacturing company. www.ssa.gov/history/ssn/misused.html

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13571

    "There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution." - Russian proverb

    • @strikerorwell9232
      @strikerorwell9232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      +Vito C In the UK my social security number was promised to NOT reveal any personal facts! In Sweden I have 73-08-29 0514? Its the year 1973 I was born, the month 08, the day I was born 29 th, the time 0514 in the morning? However the Swedish authorities doesnt harass their citizens and most Political decisions/discussions is open information for the people! The Swedes all together demanded the fluoride banned from their drinking water? Within a year they took it away! Despite politicians in the EU parliament refusing to let the Swedes drink their spring water tapped without poison! Now they demanded the GMO food banned from the Swedish food market!

    • @EpicScizor
      @EpicScizor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Which is why gaffer tape is popular.

    • @PK-xe6sm
      @PK-xe6sm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @Striker Orwell You, my friend, need to consult a doctor :-/

    • @strikerorwell9232
      @strikerorwell9232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +P K To be called insane in a world of madness is a compliment. However those who knows me and read the comment above will notice its my usual sarcasm. Do you think our psychopathic leaders are sane by the way?

    • @PK-xe6sm
      @PK-xe6sm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It depends on your definition of sanity, I'm afraid :-)
      Ok, sometimes they could be less stupid, but that cannot be helped because statistics. Somebody has to be on the left of the Gauss curve in most social groups and politics is no exception. Apart from that, they couldn't be possibly any different than they are now.

  • @Connorthecatsdad
    @Connorthecatsdad ปีที่แล้ว +518

    This makes me want to get a social insecurity card to show to people to let them know that sometimes I get anxious in crowds and conversations

    • @Azul_247
      @Azul_247 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it would just be the same numbers, backwords

  • @Matty8282
    @Matty8282 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    You gotta love America, the land of taking the worst possible route to achieve virtually the same goal.

  • @chaseowens6734
    @chaseowens6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7462

    Ah yes, the opposite of Joe Exotic, Joe Generic

    • @grayk02
      @grayk02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      His straight laced, rule abiding, completely non-tiger owning alter-ego

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@OrangeC7Me: Joe
      You: Joe who?
      Me: Joeboma
      ^_^

    • @kinger8471
      @kinger8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And right in between: Joe uncommon

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joesph Generic

  • @anotheraggieburneraccount
    @anotheraggieburneraccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14208

    So basically, we have the absolute worst system for identification possible. Got it.

    • @barackobama5530
      @barackobama5530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      actually, most countries in africa have the worst system. If youre born, the government wont even know

    • @fuzzX
      @fuzzX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      @@barackobama5530 are you really compering america to african shithole countires?

    • @CharalamposKoundourakis
      @CharalamposKoundourakis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      @@fuzzX I mean the USA is quite the shit hole at places.

    • @anthonyc4138
      @anthonyc4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @Joaquín yep

    • @anthonyc4138
      @anthonyc4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@barackobama5530 that's false

  • @RespawnRestricted
    @RespawnRestricted ปีที่แล้ว +961

    In all my years I never remember a national ID card ever being a hot topic in any political campaign

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It has been in UK. The idea was proposed and heavily rejected under Gordon Brown but kept cropping up for a short time around his election.

    • @jixer1956
      @jixer1956 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dcarbs2979 Do Brits not already have one?

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jixer1956 Not one single centralised one, no. Many forms are accepted as ID (driving license, passport, bank card with some photo ID, bus pass, student pass, and a type of voluntary ID card). The latter is mostly for teenagers that want to have none of the above and used for alcohol and club entry. We also have the equivalent card (National Insurance / NI card) that simply has our number on it, but is not allowed for ID as it has no government issued photo. The number stays with you for life and identifies your tax, benefit and pay status to the government.
      While it is important, it is not as much of a security risk as it is always used in conjunction with one of the other ID's. Nor do you ever *need* the physical card, as the number is cross-referenced on the government databases. I used it in a finance company to identify otherwise similar individuals (2 John Smiths with the same birthday, for example).

    • @Braedown
      @Braedown ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's more known as a Voter ID or something similar

    • @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo
      @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well that's because most of the time they just call it a "Voter's ID". Which is literally just, an ID that proves you're a US citizen. It would have a photo of you, a unique number, and only be given to those who can prove their citizenship. It literally would just be a national ID card, something to prove that you are you. But, because politics, they always frame it has having to do with voting. Most of the people I know that are against it is because it would have this unique number, therefore making your votes much easier to track, and therefore potentially undermining the right to have your vote be private. It come sup pretty much every presidential election, they just don't talk about it between terms because it doesn't benefit the politics and would cost a lot of money to start a program like that.

  • @WindStreak_
    @WindStreak_ ปีที่แล้ว +156

    3:12 love how landlords are represented by someone who's angry. No other defining features, they're just angry at you

  • @Zerbey
    @Zerbey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16175

    The fun part was when I fist immigrated to the USA and being denied a loan because they said my SSN was only a few months old so I didn't qualify. I had to then go through a whole silly process of proving I was an adult.

    • @arseface2k934
      @arseface2k934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4131

      now, before we give you this loan, are you SURE you're not an infant?

    • @nylajereb4523
      @nylajereb4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2990

      Banker: ok you want loan?
      You: yes
      Banker: how do i know your not 3 kids in a trenchcoat?!

    • @flamingfoxx
      @flamingfoxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

      "Hi I'm an adult can I have money please"
      "Idk man this says you're three months old"

    • @unoriginalname1
      @unoriginalname1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      I mean, your TH-cam account is only 13 years old, so your only 13 right? Im just an infant who’s 2.

    • @ambi_cc8464
      @ambi_cc8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Whoa hold on, we have no evidence that up to this point you haven’t been a minor because your record has only been made a few months ago, we can’t have infants getting loans can we? Lol

  • @Oxidization00
    @Oxidization00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3688

    "they just need your time and location of birth" hey is that what all those astrology sites ask for? haha............. 😦

    • @solomonsodipe6669
      @solomonsodipe6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Oxidization00 damn lol

    • @janinerodriguez4893
      @janinerodriguez4893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Corey Playz 😂

    • @joned1000
      @joned1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Corey Playz you mean a myth

    • @DragonSodaDrawings
      @DragonSodaDrawings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Slumerican Mystik i don't believe in astrology but i just wanna clarify that zodiac signs arent based off of the months exactly lol. take aries, which starts around the 20th of march and extends halfway into april

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ROFL

  • @michaeladkins6
    @michaeladkins6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I remember signing up at a temporary employment agency. They wanted the social security number for identification and didnt think twice about reading the number off out loud in a crowded room to get your attention that they were ready for an interview.

  • @piccolo54trunks2
    @piccolo54trunks2 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    Fun fact: if you're a twin like me, your social security numbers are most likely one digit apart.
    Not so fun fact: this causes a lot of problems involving your SSN because they're not so easy to identify apparently. True story: my twin had insurance quotes that soared to the thousands. When he called the company, it was because they believed my twin and I were the same person (so all our traffic infractions added up together); they were only able to separate us based on our drivers' ID. I also got a call from a credit card company, saying that I had a pending balance when it was clearly my twin's account because I, myself, did not have a credit card. So yeah, the SSN system sucks for us

    • @randomfella8448
      @randomfella8448 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I knew a pair of twins that had a similar story involving the Fasfa (financial aid).

    • @alden9086
      @alden9086 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I can confirm this. My SSN and my twin's SSN is one digit off. Its kind of funny because my brother did not know his SSN off the top of his head, so my parents used to ask me for his SSN when we were younger. Or when he forgot his SSN.

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's not just twins. My sister's SSN is one off from mine, because when we were teenagers our mother realized she needed to do the paperwork and applied for both of us at the same time.

  • @nfistfu
    @nfistfu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2765

    Wait... America doesn't have a national identity card? And they use their superannuation number, printed on an regular piece of cardboard, with no picture, or address, or date of birth, or anything on it, as identification???... I have no words...

    • @Nikole_Raven
      @Nikole_Raven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      A passport / passport can be uaed as national ID.

    • @PedroToledo.
      @PedroToledo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      @@Nikole_Raven Not everyone have a passport. Especially in the USA.

    • @top_hat_walrus1860
      @top_hat_walrus1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Only picture ID is driver license, state ID, passport and other licenses

    • @joaobaptista320
      @joaobaptista320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      *laughs in European civilization*

    • @PedroToledo.
      @PedroToledo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      @@joaobaptista320 Laughs in most countries on Earth

  • @NetScourge
    @NetScourge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4006

    No joke I was able to guess my sister's SSN because of this video lol. We were born a minute apart in the same hospital

    • @isaacjesuroga829
      @isaacjesuroga829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

      what was it?

    • @laquoia
      @laquoia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +845

      @@isaacjesuroga829 yeah and also whats your credit card number

    • @slayd3378
      @slayd3378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Oh boy, it's extortion time.

    • @paperempire2655
      @paperempire2655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      @@Asutoro we need the expiration date also

    • @MasterGX
      @MasterGX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh boy….

  • @vex6633
    @vex6633 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    As a german, the US's governmental decision are hilariously wierd. Then again, I dont know enough by own government to confidently say that we aren't doing something just as wierd sometimes

    • @markmcculfor6113
      @markmcculfor6113 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the German government has done some.... wacky stuff in the past XD
      jkjk I know it's not y'alls responsibility for what happened a long time ago with a different government.

    • @kirisummer
      @kirisummer ปีที่แล้ว +32

      2022 Undiversified gas dependency incident

    • @littlefriend123
      @littlefriend123 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Your government based the majority of your energy supply on imports from Russia while being an active member in NATO.. an alliance formed entirely against Russia.. and then was shocked when Russia pulled some Russia type moves and your energy supply got kanked

    • @mateuszweyna7309
      @mateuszweyna7309 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@littlefriend123 well, so did most of Europe

    • @bewitchedraven6763
      @bewitchedraven6763 ปีที่แล้ว

      germany when they ban nuclear (they now have to dig for coal because their green energy is too expensive and unreliable)

  • @janejan9728
    @janejan9728 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When I applied for unemployment at one point, the unemployment office already had someone using my number. They casually mentioned this to me, before telling me not to worry about it. They approved my unemployment shortly thereafter.

  • @konakg8174
    @konakg8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    "You can always depend on Americans to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other options"

    • @seanshin1615
      @seanshin1615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Winston Churchill

    • @temporarychannelname8620
      @temporarychannelname8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@seanshin1615 Ehhhh.... Not true. Theres no record of him saying the quote.

    • @robertlaube574
      @robertlaube574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Replace "americans" with "any person, anywhere" and you wouldn't be totally full of shit.

    • @tortex1
      @tortex1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@strangelyukrainian7314 There are people who would say anything can be solved by explosives. Just saying.

    • @kaleidoscope5054
      @kaleidoscope5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @PotatoTornado whoa, smart

  • @youngmasterzhi
    @youngmasterzhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9209

    (Un)fun fact: When Social Security was first introduced, some people would tattoo their social security numbers on their skin, fearing that they would end up forgeting it

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@nicolefischer1504 he didn't ask either

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

      Imagine hooking up with someone and now they have your SSN

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mood

    • @chanceadams5157
      @chanceadams5157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I’m so confused about these comments ⬆️

    • @edenparedesnevarez488
      @edenparedesnevarez488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@chanceadams5157 Same

  • @JadeLockpicker
    @JadeLockpicker ปีที่แล้ว +94

    having had family lose their _full_ SSN in a security breach _of_ a government institution, can we _please_ get a better system for this in place? because, more infuriating then all of the above? having your number _literally stolen_ is not a reason for Social Security Administration to assign you a new one. Stop and read that a few times. Now think about what happens if any other card with a number used to ID you gets looted in your life. _yeah_

    • @mateuszweyna7309
      @mateuszweyna7309 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't understand why Americans don't have any real id? Like what is the reason?

    • @sander9951
      @sander9951 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mateuszweyna7309because freedom

  • @dijikstra8
    @dijikstra8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Such a bizarre system. In Sweden we have national ID numbers, consisting essentially of your date of birth followed by four digits, the last of which is a checksum. Finding a valid number is not very hard (they're not even secret), but also doesn't really do much, an ID number alone is not a form of identification.

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    I'd like to stress that it's made of paper. And it's really bad if you get it wet.

    • @neuromorph
      @neuromorph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      its designed to be easily damaged/destroyed, so it cant be used if found. thats why they tell you not to laminate it.

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      neuromorph don't make it easily destroyable. It's not only a federal document, but a REALLY important federal document. What you want to do is add security features to it. Make it like a license.

    • @mikelitoris8809
      @mikelitoris8809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ionlymadethistoleavecomments A replacement is like $5. All you have to do is provide proof of identity.

    • @Renozuken_
      @Renozuken_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And if you have no proof of identity? what do they ask for when you attempt to get one?

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Renozuken they ask for everything, more than once, takes months, and can easily ruin years of progress

  • @vlogbrothers
    @vlogbrothers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26722

    The United States: A nation with a national ID card that isn't a national ID card, and a public health care system that isn't a public health care system. Great video! -John

  • @ReubenAStern
    @ReubenAStern ปีที่แล้ว +31

    In England we have a national security number. It's very similar. It says it's not ID on the front, but the "authorities" will use it as ID whenever it suits them.

  • @dorissaclaire
    @dorissaclaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I had no idea people didn’t used to have social security numbers since birth…it’s always seemed crazy to me you are supposed to keep track of one single piece of paper literally since birth.

  • @rydaguy_1
    @rydaguy_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    i don’t know why i found this so funny but i nearly died at “You got a John Smith?” “Go Fish.”

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uh... help. I don't get it.

    • @ikatulo_yt
      @ikatulo_yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@thelocalnecromancer1224 I'm guessing cause John/Jim Smith are Insanely common names and Go Fish is a game where you match cards?

    • @davidqharmon7311
      @davidqharmon7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelocalnecromancer1224 brainlet

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ikatulo_yt if you want a create a story and include an US person need to incluse one john or one smith

    • @Oneamongthelegion
      @Oneamongthelegion ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You called?

  • @marissaa8734
    @marissaa8734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    "There are security reasons you shouldn't... YOINK"

    • @rev_dude
      @rev_dude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      2:16
      You're welcome
      Mic drop
      Mic catch because mics are expensive

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rev_dude not really compared to other stuff; software costs way more

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, I like that color

    • @liuner2479
      @liuner2479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Electroblade that's why they invented "Cracks"

    • @donovanb8247
      @donovanb8247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Electroblade yeah but I wouldn't drop pro tools either.

  • @homfri111
    @homfri111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    i remember the pain in the ass it was to get my SS card reprinted because i invalidated it by having it laminated. I thought protecting it from flood or water damage was a smart thing, SSA said other wise, and when your number card is invalid to the govt but not business you go through the pain of having a reprint, which only pisses one off more when one of the options at the time was a rigid plastic card thats just a cardboard card sandwiched between some plastic....

    • @lmnop29
      @lmnop29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I too never understood why protecting such an important and *very fragile* document is considered bad.

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Wow it's crazy when you find out things like this that aren't really at all what they're talked up to be..

  • @M4tchStickGirl
    @M4tchStickGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I have a HUGE problem where my physically abusive mentally ill birth mother refused to hand over my documents (and SS card) when I left. 4 years of tax fraud and 7 years of stalking followed, leading up to one restraining order and a court ruling for her to hand them over. Guess who feigned ignorance with the classic “I have no idea what you’re talking about?” That followed another case of fraud- medical insurance, and a violation of HIPAA- and an unbelievably easy way for her to track me down using the SSN. Mind you, the SSN is a very easy 9-digit number for her to remember even if police one day manages to remove the documents from her possession. Years and years later, I am ironically trying to convince the SSA that the SSN is a VERY important number that shouldn’t be in the hands of a mentally ill abuser that has attempted to find and kill me.

  • @TheRighanRed
    @TheRighanRed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    And with this video, grey has reached his upload quota for the entire year.

    • @Fragica0Because
      @Fragica0Because 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I mean he does have a life, plus having high personal standards which all his videos must live up.

    • @Rose_Harmonic
      @Rose_Harmonic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @shawn5346
      @shawn5346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I forgot who he was, I thought this was Casually Explained.

    • @AbudBakri
      @AbudBakri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that's where I come in...

    • @theamhway
      @theamhway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr... And look, already a million views... No one even unsubs...

  • @novacolonel5287
    @novacolonel5287 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Greetings from Germany, where I'm proudly looking at my current ID card, issued by the federal government, heir of a centuries-old tradition of ID cards designed to identify citizens. It's unique, coded, laminated, credit card sized, with biometric features, basic information about me and my primary place of residence, photograph and enables me to cross the border to all Schengen countries without needing a passport.
    :D

    • @gigirauchut1882
      @gigirauchut1882 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I, as a disillusioned American, envy you so much

    • @auxilia5506
      @auxilia5506 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah, German passports are great. I just had to apply for a new one because mine is about to expire. I´m looking forwart to finally have the function for online identification enabled. :D

  • @danielponder690
    @danielponder690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Some of this has changed to the system he describes now. Also, I was born abroad and came over aged 4, but wasn’t registered immediately upon arrival but months after coming. So observant loan underwriters do notice the discrepancy of the age of birth versus the SSN registration date

  • @blumac9801
    @blumac9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    Fun Fact: Don't give your social security number to Microsoft tech support.

    • @stuartd9741
      @stuartd9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why?

    • @randy4443
      @randy4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Stuart D scammers. They don’t work for Microsoft

    • @masonsilvers6789
      @masonsilvers6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@randy4443 thats true.

    • @jeretoon8350
      @jeretoon8350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Stuart D r/woooosh

    • @yukiko5819
      @yukiko5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Im not from the US so im curious. What happens if you give it to them?.

  • @sofiacontreras5930
    @sofiacontreras5930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4820

    I recently tried getting a driver's permit (in Ohio). I brought in my passport, state ID (CA state ID), and proof of Ohio residency. I wasn't able to get that driver's permit, though, because I needed my social security card. I was able to apply for a replacement card online and got the card a few days ago. It is literally just a slip of paper. Not even cardboard. Why is this slip of paper considered such an important piece of identification when it isn't supposed to be one and isn't able to do that job well! Ugh.

    • @jmanko
      @jmanko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      W2 form would have worked also instead of the social security card. That's what I used for my license because my social security card is laminated and the DMV wouldn't take it. But you had a passport already meaning you didn't need the new TSA approved license. You can use your passport to get through the TSA checkpoint when you fly.

    • @CristianCiupitu
      @CristianCiupitu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @ukkr what's the problem with "REAL ID"?

    • @breaklux3823
      @breaklux3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @ukkr you do realize that most countries already have IDs with secure numbers for their citizens, right?

    • @mainwayne1352
      @mainwayne1352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Five years ago when I went to renew my drivers license in Colorado. They would not accept my drivers license as a form of ID. I needed to come back the next day with a piece of mail that was addressed to me. My drivers license was accepted everywhere, except the place that issued it.

    • @kristyann9912
      @kristyann9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mainwayne1352 😂😂😂😂😂Unbelievable!!!

  • @DJBigMac209
    @DJBigMac209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm so glad I watched until the end, because when I saw Kifflom I instantly started laughing because a handful of people are going to get the reference and the rest will now be looking on youtube "What is kifflom?". Love the great video

  • @cg0825
    @cg0825 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We used to use our SSN as our college ID and it was printed right on there. That was the mid 1990's when the internet was just starting to become a thing. Now just about every school (I hope) has done away with that practice. The college ID's we had were basically laminated cards nothing like today and thinking back they were incredibly insecure even by that era's standards.

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jobs still ask for a social security card and driver's license when you are hired but in lieu of that you can use a US passport number. I have my card stored away somewhere I am not even sure I could tell you where it is right now.

  • @EINSTEINIUMEPICNESS
    @EINSTEINIUMEPICNESS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    Can I point out that the number Grey used for Joe Generic is a valid number issued in New York between 1936 and 1950

    • @Mr__Joe
      @Mr__Joe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Oh my!

    • @lucabrandalesi6743
      @lucabrandalesi6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

      Yeah that explains wtf is going on with this system. And I'm still not sure why Americans don't want an identification card like every first world country

    • @suprtroopr1028
      @suprtroopr1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @@lucabrandalesi6743 I don't understand it either. The only thing I could think people could find issue with would be the manor of information that could be attached to that one card. Granted, thats literally what already happens with your SSN... stubbornness? Im going to go with stubbornness.

    • @blobfishchin
      @blobfishchin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@ordinarychef we don't even care anymore, but apparently we still do

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He kind of doxed somebody.

  • @bonnie.f
    @bonnie.f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    Fun fact- I didn't get a SSN until I was 3, when my little brother was born, and my parents got our numbers at the same time, so his number is the one directly after mine. Kinda fun knowing someone else's birthday and SSN....

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I had a co-worker that we found out was born a few days after my husband at the same hospital, so their social security numbers are only a few numbers off. Sometimes I would ask her what his number was when I needed to fill something out cause I can never remember his!

    • @InsertName69
      @InsertName69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My dad has the same situation, except there was no twin and they’re a year apart.

    • @briabree7683
      @briabree7683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@rachele3334 you really having people who isn't family have that kind of access to your HUSBAND'S SSN number? Crazy..

    • @colgatemodel18
      @colgatemodel18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This exact same thing happened with my dad, his brother and sister

    • @saintjames8018
      @saintjames8018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My brother and I received ours at 16 and we are exactly 1 number apart. :)

  • @Hansgame
    @Hansgame ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i found your channel yd, and binged all your videos. they are from years ago but still up to date and very well made. thank you !

  • @NarutoUzumaki-rl5yl
    @NarutoUzumaki-rl5yl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The last 15 seconds are the best description of something I’ve ever heard

  • @bpierce2100
    @bpierce2100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    Ahhhh I see my that bi-annual edition of CGP Grey content has arrived

    • @FactHubREAL
      @FactHubREAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikr I thought he was dead lol

    • @colormorado1699
      @colormorado1699 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FactHub deseo

    • @Brydude87
      @Brydude87 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is very confusing( which no wonder I saw this video too much) and I finally know why my social security is important

    • @fuckoff7459
      @fuckoff7459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FactHub no but you getting closer

    • @musicalofethics
      @musicalofethics 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg

  • @lukemurphy7917
    @lukemurphy7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    In Ireland we have passports, passport cards, drivers license but not really a identity card, when proving I’m 18 at pubs and nightclubs I always use my out of date passport (even tho I was about 9 in it ) always gets a laugh from the bouncers which helps get in

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same thing in America - no NATIONAL id cards

    • @Larsino2000
      @Larsino2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Passport card and drivers license are both ID cards.

    • @Nexus9118
      @Nexus9118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Larsino2000 He is taking about national ID card.

    • @Larsino2000
      @Larsino2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Nexus9118 you need to learn that a passport, passport card and drivers lucense are all a form of ID and are all supplied by your goverment on a national level. All 3 are a national ID. A passport is not a ID card but more a ID book because its not a card.

    • @Abi-bi6cb
      @Abi-bi6cb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@Larsino2000 yes but there isn't a single national ID system. Passports are issued by the embassy and vary depending on your nationality, whilst driving licences are issued by a separate agency and not everyone has one. Same in the UK too.

  • @banker4468
    @banker4468 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why does America always want to be different?

  • @maucazalv903
    @maucazalv903 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always wondered why between certain personal information people wanted to hide their birthday (at least in American cartoons it was like that), "there are thousands of people born on that exact date, what useful information could someone get to use against you?"
    *now I get it, at least for the US people it makes a lot of sense to hide it xd*

    • @jixer1956
      @jixer1956 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an American, I literally just realized that.

  • @militustoica
    @militustoica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Until recently, SSNs also served as military service numbers for everyone in the US Armed Forces. I wish that had never been the case. Myself and many people I know ended up giving ours out so constantly and casually that tens of thousands or more a year had their identities stolen.

    • @ThisisFerrariKhan
      @ThisisFerrariKhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Don’t forget we got our information stolen TWICE. I got the letter in the mail two years straight from two different incidents during the time from 2014 to 2016.

    • @bane4743
      @bane4743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ohh I see you got the letter as well too.

    • @RestoVette
      @RestoVette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We still do this, I be giving my last 4 over the phone every time I need to schedule anything or receive any medical info 🙄

    • @sirclarkmarz
      @sirclarkmarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it would be so much more efficient if we all just took the mark of the beast

    • @rottie615
      @rottie615 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep, I lost my dog tags with my SSN on them 😖

  • @digitalfootballer9032
    @digitalfootballer9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    I lamenated mine when I was about 12 years old. Fast forward about 20 years...notices "do not laminate" on card...oops.

    • @muchozolf
      @muchozolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      Steve
      "Do not laminate"
      "Not to be used as an identity card"
      What the hell is wrong?

    • @TheRiiiight
      @TheRiiiight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      It's actually so in the case of getting lost the paper it's printed on will hopefully dissolve away before someone else can find it. It's basically the one security feature it has lol.

    • @seanf1268
      @seanf1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I laminated mine too. Fuck the ss

    • @seanf1268
      @seanf1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I hope someone steals my ID and have fun

    • @flinch622
      @flinch622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You should lament your social security card: future payments are corrupted by unrelenting under adjustment where inflation is concerned. That's one reason energy is left out of the most common government inflation stats: it is accurate/resets on a rolling daily basis, and the program can't afford to keep up with real inflation. So not only is the recipient going to be underpaid, but you will be "means tested" to boot - that "income" [which is effectively just a refund of monies paid] will push any other money you come across into a higher tax bracket. Thank Bill Clinton for getting that snowball rolling, then thank Obama while you're at it: as the fed hit the nitrous on printing and distributing billions [mostly overseas to disguise the event, knowing that would come back to the stock market], the proposal put to congress at a time of concentrating the lions share of inflation into the stock market was to freeze COLA to ss recipients. In real dollar terms... that was a cut. Compare that to progs screaming about Newt planning on 4% increases vs. 7% when he was speaker and... at no time should a government program be considered a place of safety. In the event of a real emergency, bureaucracy stays while benefits get cut.

  • @SquareoftheLightOnes
    @SquareoftheLightOnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If you have a twin sibling, then their social security number will be your social security number with the last digit having a difference of one.

  • @kingvinoda3896
    @kingvinoda3896 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When almost every other democracy in the world has some form of citizen ID the American people are just petty.

  • @CoolQuokka
    @CoolQuokka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    Holy shit! This guy's taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security card for Roy!

    • @latetoevolve
      @latetoevolve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We're out of off white Persians

    • @Jackdarkgem22
      @Jackdarkgem22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Never go back to the carpet store!

    • @CarrieFisherman
      @CarrieFisherman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Damn it Morty, you only lived for 68 years!

    • @zac9311
      @zac9311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this is what the comment section was made for. this is good stuff. stop trying to host a formal debate, thats not what its for and youre only encoraging deviciveness. gg tho quokka, made me laugh

    • @camperben
      @camperben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't thrash my Roy score man....

  • @dogsofwar157
    @dogsofwar157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    Learning about social security cards from a TH-cam video because your public school is to useless .

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That's why you go to a school not ran by the government. The teachers at charter schools are more interesting and are more passionate at there job than 75 percent of the teachers at public schools

    • @flexican5399
      @flexican5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Camdyn Standley you don’t need school for this, wtf? It’s just a card that now can also work as a form of ID, and you need it for retirement, anyone’s parents will tell them if they asked.

    • @aellyalwardi
      @aellyalwardi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Did they also not teach you the proper uses of “to” and “too”

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@aellyalwardi Yeah, but I guess she or he didn't listen

    • @uruiamnot
      @uruiamnot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In your free time, could you please watch a TH-cam video to learn how to write a sentence?

  • @chanmarr8118
    @chanmarr8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That would explain why I came across someone who had a similar SSN to mine at one of my jobs. Our bdays were close too, at least, born the same year. Also met a couple from another country that had a one number difference between them, the last one. That’s when I realized you could probably guess a valid SSN.

  • @KyuubiNaruto41
    @KyuubiNaruto41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All I know about my card is it didn't take long to reach a washer after being trusted to have it, still in one piece amazingly enough, and now I know how the numbers were created. Though with how the numbers are determined I'm surprised they haven't had issues with copies yet or maybe they keep going until they get a number not in use.

  • @AbudBakri
    @AbudBakri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Social Security doesn't make me very feel very secure...or very social for that matter.

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr.StickFigure you again

    • @neilisbored2177
      @neilisbored2177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      And it definitely doesn't make me feel number.

    • @VoodooV1
      @VoodooV1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's probably something you should see a shrink about. Don't blame the gov't for your problems.

    • @hoseadavit3422
      @hoseadavit3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda like the Holy Roman Empire

    • @RoryRose_
      @RoryRose_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But does it make you feel card?

  • @NeverEverTM
    @NeverEverTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    This sounds like that ID card i made as a kid when i was roleplaying with some kids that was made of a piece of paper and some writing with my name and age

    • @error-not-found7415
      @error-not-found7415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      even yours made as a kid is better than the social security number system.

    • @joaobaptista320
      @joaobaptista320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@error-not-found7415 He's smarter then the Congress

  • @dougdimmadome331
    @dougdimmadome331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kifflom brotha!!! May Kraft be with you always 🙏🙏🙏

  • @PigsCanFIy
    @PigsCanFIy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just discovered you and you had me cracking up the entire video

  • @alyssapaull2128
    @alyssapaull2128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2781

    "Yoink!"

  • @bmobmo6438
    @bmobmo6438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2935

    A national number for a people that doesn't want one, on an id card that fails at id, given to everyone, except when it isn't, for a program that's universal, except when it's not.
    That sums this thing up pretty well.

    • @KryptKicker5
      @KryptKicker5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Such is the nature of government.

    • @meferswift
      @meferswift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@KryptKicker5 *USA and some extra.

    • @curtmacquarrie
      @curtmacquarrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@KryptKicker5 Such is the nature of the US government you mean. Nobody else has this issue.

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@curtmacquarrie there are always exceptions in the real world. The US's social security numbers just are a particularly bad example.

    • @rexpigott2406
      @rexpigott2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get on line to get replacement social security car

  • @bricefleckenstein9666
    @bricefleckenstein9666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:25
    The REAL reason the IRS got to use the SSN *FROM DAY ONE* more or less is that they are the ones that collect Social Security TAXES (from both employers AND employees).
    Therefore at least part of their usage IS in fact directly Social Security related.

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here in Australia, we don't have a national ID card either. We use our drivers' licenses or even passports for identification.

  • @jerrywigginsii2547
    @jerrywigginsii2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    It's a trust fund. The problem is, there's no trust, and there's no fund

    • @rketkar5458
      @rketkar5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wtf is going on America

    • @jerrywigginsii2547
      @jerrywigginsii2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same shit different day?

    • @cheeze5875
      @cheeze5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At this point social security is basicly a ponzi scheme that somehow creates an infinite amount of welfare with no changes to how much it takes in. Its why im really happy to be in that special group of railroad workers that gray mentioned. Same idea but without all the government inefficientes so i know my money will actually still be there.

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So my Grandparents collecting SS checks are getting fake money?

    • @jerrywigginsii2547
      @jerrywigginsii2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, on multiple levels. 1 the dollar is BS at this point. 2 that's not the money they were told they were saving. That money was gone long ago, they're getting the money I'm being told I'm saving

  • @ourtalechara9341
    @ourtalechara9341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "And the last four digits just count up in order."
    *Pain*

    • @amaureaLua
      @amaureaLua ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not the real problem, though. The problem is that the number is used as a *password*, where simply knowing it is taken as proof that you're that person. If it were just a label, as it was supposed to be, then it wouldn't matter that it's predictable and publicly known.

  • @sirclarkmarz
    @sirclarkmarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you're a member of the military your SSN is also your primary identification number it appears on your dog tag as well

  • @WilliamHaisch
    @WilliamHaisch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Older people would write or carve their SSN on home stereo equipment, computer equipment, and other expensive things. Why? So they could prove it belongs to them in case it was ever stolen!
    Interesting to note, this was usually medium priced items, not expensive “durable goods” like automobiles, dish washers, clothes dryers, couches, or hot water heaters.

  • @leirawhitehart1236
    @leirawhitehart1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    You know, I always wondered what social security cards were for and why they were so important, because honestly, I don't think my mom knows. She just always told me that it was important, but never why.
    And school sure as heck didn't teach me what it is, what it is for, or why it is so important, so, here I am.
    Learning about something so important on TH-cam, like it's a fun fact.

    • @maximsarmanov
      @maximsarmanov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they are not important. Only the number is.

    • @stayswervin554
      @stayswervin554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s a tax identification number that your parents volunteered knowingly or unknowingly.

    • @loganwidener4811
      @loganwidener4811 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a adult and I didn't know
      School failed me

  • @alfalafelstine1536
    @alfalafelstine1536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Please take a moment of silence, in honour of the Great Tax Child Genocide...

  • @waffleface5940
    @waffleface5940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did not know this and felt safer not knowing. Thanks for adding this to my list of topics to cry over.

  • @fordtechchris
    @fordtechchris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Fun fact, social security was designed to pay out one year after the national life expectancy. Thus the program was only designed to help people who accidentally lived too long and be another cash grab from everyone else.

    • @SandfordSmythe
      @SandfordSmythe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Life expectancy means half of the people.

    • @fordtechchris
      @fordtechchris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SandfordSmythe and screw the other half that pay but will never get paid ;-)

    • @hardtruthnotsoftlies5706
      @hardtruthnotsoftlies5706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's NOT a "cash tran" because it's EARNED money by those who WORKED & PAID Federal taxes! 🙄

    • @sd-ch2cq
      @sd-ch2cq ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's how tontines have been working for centuries: everyone pays in, and the longest-lived individuals get the whole amount

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The social security is legit a scam,

  • @a.d.t.mapping8792
    @a.d.t.mapping8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "Lastly, it must have existed continuously since 1950."
    Welp, time to go to the Time Machine.

    • @SasNolan
      @SasNolan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Say that it comes from yr grandfather and he never registered it. Then ask yr family to pretend they are all into it. And just see what happens next out of lulz.

    • @BatkoNashBandera774
      @BatkoNashBandera774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ask Guy Pierce to borrow his ;)

    • @a.d.t.mapping8792
      @a.d.t.mapping8792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SasNolan "Hey, your grandfather looks exactly like you in this picture"

    • @LurkerPlus
      @LurkerPlus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BatkoNashBandera774 - I know the film reference you're making there, but this wouldn't work, because he's Australian :-)

  • @missm8067
    @missm8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    2:51 “Really? You’ve been... busy.”
    😂😂😂

  • @michaelpepper821
    @michaelpepper821 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nothing like having a national identification card with self esteem issues

  • @nalee2788
    @nalee2788 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gasp, the US have done something in the worst way possible
    Such surprise, I feel so omgged

  • @aidan3321
    @aidan3321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    He called the dude “Joe Generic”. He should’ve been called “Gene Eric”

    • @LeglessWonder
      @LeglessWonder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was thinking Jenn Neric

    • @herrscherofsweets9583
      @herrscherofsweets9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How about "Genea Rick"

    • @leeoswald668
      @leeoswald668 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like an Easter egg everywhere
      Dear typical and regular John Doe

    • @disembodiednarrator
      @disembodiednarrator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *JULY 28 INTENSIFIES*

    • @jw4277
      @jw4277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jean rick

  • @Unassuming_Gay
    @Unassuming_Gay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    THE GREY HAS SPOKEN

    • @saniyamariyam4956
      @saniyamariyam4956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Grey has spoken!

    • @razaldazal2259
      @razaldazal2259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saniya Mariyam I hear his likes are rather unconventional.

    • @gilbertoscapini9063
      @gilbertoscapini9063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Akato is he mute?

    • @orn310
      @orn310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Grey speaks often to the Tims.

  • @King_of_Cards
    @King_of_Cards 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks for teaching me how to guss credit card numbers

  • @michaeldavis5497
    @michaeldavis5497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very Informative and I loved the gta reverence at the end

  • @bertkarlsson1605
    @bertkarlsson1605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    FINALLY A CGP GREY VIDEO

  • @thatzaliasguy
    @thatzaliasguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "Not for identification" text was moved to the back of the Social Security card, not removed.

  • @Kyle_v2
    @Kyle_v2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:07 mines not even cardboard it is just paper lmao

  • @WateverWatever04
    @WateverWatever04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Damn, you just giving out Joe Generic's SIN number like that? Tsk smh

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WateverWatever04 I know right? Some people...

    • @demonride15
      @demonride15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could of changed his social.

    • @jameshurley615
      @jameshurley615 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How rude

    • @user-xb9yv2ci4c
      @user-xb9yv2ci4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still didn't get, why it is such a problem, if others know your number.

    • @ytu8080
      @ytu8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0000000 0000000 are you 2 years old? It controls your freaking life

  • @theBCEproductions
    @theBCEproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    IRS: "so you're telling me your child Thanos Squarepants isn't real?"

  • @MikeV8652
    @MikeV8652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's not just Chicago! All Louisiana public school teachers are exempt from Social Security. There could be other places as well, for all I know.

  • @johngiammattei1505
    @johngiammattei1505 ปีที่แล้ว

    This... is actually a great vid. Thx for the great facts!

  • @thebravezombies
    @thebravezombies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Social security cards are flimsy pieces of paper so that when eaten, they will break down much more easily than laminated cards.

    • @mindlessreader1595
      @mindlessreader1595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TheBraveZombies wtf

    • @Karreth
      @Karreth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Why would you eat your social security card?

    • @kg959
      @kg959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Oddly, he's actually halfway correct. The card has instructions on it that say "Do not laminate" because if you lose the card, they want it to biodegrade quickly so nobody else will get a hold of it.
      I'm not sure eating was part of the decision making process, but it's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

    • @thebravezombies
      @thebravezombies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      They send out free ones. You can just keep eating them and getting new ones to also eat. A never ending food source.

    • @orangedalmatian
      @orangedalmatian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I wonder what's the nutritional value of cardboard and ink.

  • @aryanb8700
    @aryanb8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    6:13
    Took me a 4 years to notice that that's the logo from The Episilon Programme in GTA V

  • @onemooreperson13
    @onemooreperson13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's 3 AM, I can't sleep, and am delighted by the subtle Sum 41 reference!

  • @googiegress7459
    @googiegress7459 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the Landlord is just someone with a Mom Scowl. You wanna know why your landlord is evicting you? You know EXACTLY why your landlord is evicting you, mister.

  • @ghirmaym.mengesteab8673
    @ghirmaym.mengesteab8673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "hello asterisk my old friend" I think that grey just started a UN/EU meme.

    • @lorrainewilliams7896
      @lorrainewilliams7896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would make a great t-shirt.

    • @janesmith7243
      @janesmith7243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Because a loophole softly creeping
      Left its seeds while I was sleeping

    • @PeterBarnes2
      @PeterBarnes2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And the loophole that was planted in my laws
      Still remains

    • @dougholck4276
      @dougholck4276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ...just because... There is always, an exception.

    • @asteriskthegamingstar1891
      @asteriskthegamingstar1891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, CGP is old and my friend? Huh...

  • @trumpetperson11
    @trumpetperson11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Thanks for getting me worried about something I have no control over. I definitely needed that.

    • @deus_ex_machina_
      @deus_ex_machina_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it helps you feel any better, here are some possible doomsday scenario that could occur without warning, that you or I can do nothing about:
      1. Antibiotic resistant superbugs could show up that kill millions a year, sending us back to the days where infectious diseases was the №1 cause of death, and killed 1/5 of children under five.
      2. An asteroid could destroy civilization as we know it.
      3. A supervolcano could erupt, blanketing huge swathes of the sky with thick ash that blocks out the sun, leading to disruption of satellite communications and global famine, since plants can't perform photosynthesis.
      4. A CME (coronal mass ejection) could destroy all electronics, leading to, at least, tens of thousands of deaths of people who were on life support, and millions of deaths from people who can't heat or cool their homes.
      Having your identity stolen doesn't seem so bad, right?

  • @Articulate99
    @Articulate99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always interesting, thanks.

  • @SourceCod33
    @SourceCod33 ปีที่แล้ว

    My work uses the last 4 of our social as the key we use to clock in and do anything on the computer…. And the last four of every supervisor or above are listed on a sticky note right next to the computer

  • @philcollins5457
    @philcollins5457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Quintessentially American; slapdash, the wrong tool for the job, and we're using it anyways.
    Feels like home.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What really makes it quintessentially US-ian is that despite not working at all like intended, if at all, it keeps being used because it so happens to be tradition and replacing it with something better inevitably triggers somebody to decry about presumed loss of liberty. That's the kind of thing that us Europeans always find so utterly baffling and simultaneously hilarious about people from the US; the tendency to cling sóó hard to your own past endeavours, even when they are immense failures, really is typical of the US and its people.

    • @KETimiko
      @KETimiko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd argue what you described is quintessentially Eastern-European. You'd be mindblown how many people die in one year because they do their own electric work; electricians are more myth around here. Not like i know how many people die, we don't track it where I live. Although in fairness this phenomenon is in large part due to a lack of resources (mostly financial). Where I live we have a saying that essentially means "Fuck it. Good 'nough.". We all understand it's haphazard and we're all somehow fine with that... Until it breaks and than we're pissed.
      What I think is quintessentially American about this is along the lines of what Robert Faber said above me. Not fully understanding an issue but being afraid of change non the less, even if the change has been implemented elsewhere and society didn't collapse (Please indulge my poetic exaggeration).

    • @SeanStrain
      @SeanStrain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Winston Noble
      Dude, we just want you to use metric and stop being so stubborn. Literally every single American refuses to believe their country can do wrong and it's kind of scary to see how you all have this same, almost hivemind mentality.

    • @HackmannT
      @HackmannT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How is the government the number one cause of unnatural death. I feel like that applies to the US way more if you count US troops that died in combat situations. No western European government is directly responsible for deaths. Our health regulations give most European countries a better life expectancy than the US. Here we take care of all our citizens, so the government is the number one cause of preventing death.

    • @volrath__
      @volrath__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Winston Noble, and Americans don't? Your political system and constitution are based on European governments. You give more powers to your leader than most European nations.
      I would love to see some actual figures backing up your claim, because having lived in America and the Europe, I can promise you, Europeans have better health and quality of life than most Americans. I mean, how many American civilians need to be shot before some sort of gun legislation is brought in?! Most people in Europe can't even own a gun, and most will only ever see one in a museum let alone have 1 for every 8 people!
      Also, atleast European nations have government controlled free health care. In the UK if I get ill I'm going to a FREE hospital to get FREE treatment, doesn't matter if I'm homeless or rich we are all treated equally (yes you can pay to go private but many don't bother)
      Americans think you live in the greatest nation on earth, while not realising that your education and health care are way behind many nations. Oh, and your government is controlled by lobbyists paid off by big corporations, but that's besides the point.

  • @ibrahim0830
    @ibrahim0830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Damn that Joe Generic guy really got his social security number exposed.

    • @kevindao1103
      @kevindao1103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This puts the Lifelock’s guys number look like chump change.

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the Sims crystals at 1:51 just... you have an eye for satire, wow

  • @Randyphx
    @Randyphx ปีที่แล้ว

    Crazy that I rarely see the number but I have never forgotten it.

  • @dazaran714
    @dazaran714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    I'm disappointed in you CGP grey. You should have used "Jen Erick" for your fake SSN card. I mean... Joe Generic? c'mon son.

    • @WoWKoest
      @WoWKoest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Right? it's a bit generic..

    • @IsYitzach
      @IsYitzach 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Might have been his animator's idea. Talk them instead.

    • @rhioker
      @rhioker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doesn't Grey animate these himself?

    • @Shadowif
      @Shadowif 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dfsDylan he works with an animator now. Listen to the podcast hello internet and cortex. He talks about it there a bit

    • @joncalon939
      @joncalon939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wouldn't it really suck if had sick parents that gave you "Jen Eric" for a name? I wouldn't put it past some foreign national who would give that name to their kid...