Came here expecting a film about the life of an average programmer. Left with an even better film filled with romance, hacking, women, and a programmer who is also good at fixing computers.
+Dogstep came here excited checking your comment. Left with an even more excited mood filled with gratefulness, appreciation, and passion to continue making videos. Thanks Bud!
Conex Xenon The comment is not read by the program and is often not seen by the user, so the result is still an infinite number of dislikes. XD sorry lol. i'm....persnickety
I don't have any doubts about learning javascript, I'll keep learning. I just wanted to learn a more generalist language too. So thank you for your advice I'll start learning c++ or c#.
ReliveTheDream You can copy your ass off stackOverflow, but when the application gets serious we serious programmers will be laughing our heads off as the others don't adapt and understand that code and spend months trying to make it run, am I wrong? ;) it's all about understanding the code!
see? right there that's the bad thing about being a programmer it gets boring after a some time unless u work for google, microsoft, facebook or amazon or another big company where u can learn something new each day.
Those are the companies where it gets boring, it's shitty open source software that you'll slave away for hours for something you'll never get paid for that will make your code sex to any peeling eyes.
Sorry for my bad "customer service" ... wish I could have free return... >_< ... Thank you so much for your precious time. If there are some parts you would suggest me to change..what will those be? :) it'll be really helpful!!! thank you!!
Fast typing = brilliant coder/hacker , movie myth
Plus he's dressing formally and doesn't drink coffee.
Well....
A person gets a fast typing as he practices programming.
Believe me I am experienced.
This is not a myth! Fast typing also matters your workings ability. If you type fast then you are save your most of ur time
Should have started on day 0.
hahahah Cool dude
HaniiPuppy The 0 jokes will never get old ;))
HaniiPuppy didnt you see it was initialized to 1. lolz.
HaniiPuppy it DID start on day 0 - watch carefully again.
because array start from 0 :D
Moral of the story. Be your own boss. Get the money, get the girl, get your life back!
You're a programmer. You don't need a girlfriend.
Roi Mark Gamba its not u dont need
Its u cant get😂😂programmer is alws single
@Yellow Orange yeah you have a FAST hand
My Computer is my girlfriend :^)
who said
@@unlimitedbytes mine too
spoiler: its a fucking while loop
this is so true. XD
Username? Whats that? hahaha so true....it's kind of a do while loop lol
"If you are not liking it and are making fun of it, you are Definitely not made for it"
-Markus Notch Persson
were you listening to me, neo? or were you looking at the lady in the red dress?
Sorry... The lady's more attractive...;P
//lol
Kids these days don't understand this reference!
the point is....all programmers need love
people : hugs, kisses, dates
programmers : bugs, fixes, updates
DON'T TRUST A PROGRAMMER WHO USES THE LIGHT THEME!
What is cruel is he doesn't get to use a mechanical keyboard
Yeah exactly
he doesn't even wash it lol
No programmer in this world will work in such room.
Console.ReadLine();
They do! In china situation is much worse.
No, I do.
Programming is an art of creativity one loves it enjoys writing each and every statement; They don't get bored.
Well said !
I don't see coffee.
+Moarb1d dang! How could I forget that!
Lol, my thoughts exactly.
Came here expecting a film about the life of an average programmer. Left with an even better film filled with romance, hacking, women, and a programmer who is also good at fixing computers.
+Dogstep came here excited checking your comment. Left with an even more excited mood filled with gratefulness, appreciation, and passion to continue making videos. Thanks Bud!
the bit he was trying to escape is like launching a product but you remember a bug you should of fixed lol
while(true)
{
dislikes++;
}
//just kidding
Conex Xenon The comment is not read by the program and is often not seen by the user, so the result is still an infinite number of dislikes. XD
sorry lol. i'm....persnickety
Conex Xenon Also, you forgot to initialize the variable "dislikes"
Oh comeone?...
***** It's just a comment, the code does not have to compile...
***** When did I say that i am talking about javascript? This is legit C, C++, C# and Java code...
this kinda programmer will write pretty bad codes
yeah..he himself is bad codes..
Each time someone print codes, a part of me dies.
He captured it perfectly! How does he know our secrets, he knows to much...
jake mcintyre hahah. Yeah exactly!
Clicking one, writing other.. makes sense.
Thank you so much for your kind comment!!!
I started drinking hot water every morning after watching this
//thank you for the comment bro!
SELECT supportive_comment FROM comments WHERE video_rating = 'Fucking Awesome'
Appreciate it!!!
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I love how you included pretty much the whole lot of what's necessary for this to actually run.
thank you for spoiling the whole short movie in the description.
if programming was only typing code all the time...
This guy is the man of no time.And additionally it looks like he doesn't have much time due to his boss..
#define false 1
#define true 0
The great debugging is forever! )
i dont wanna be a programmer forever.
Great video like the silent hill reference at the end. Programmers Unite !
Thank ya for liking da details!
wow, that's a good call! we should have given the space bar a close shot ha.
Oh this was really nice. Good job! :D
What makes it realistic is how he talks to the girl
Thank you so much~~~ your nice words are much more impressive to me!!
#programmer life is very Amizing..>=
+Tigran Khazhakyan it was from a long time ago for a school project, let me look into those....
+dickylou711 loved it! question: what music is did you feature? it's so beautiful
awwww~~thanks Mai~~Great question! It was an academic work we did a long time ago...Couldn't recall..
FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT? Dude, this is the best "low-budget" film I've seen so far. I mean that in a good way.
trough all the creative comments in program codes, I really would like to see a full time movie like this $_$
The way they hit enter makes it looks like they're messaging each other.
I watched the video first and then read the description - i totally didn't get that! LOL But the video at least makes some sense now :D
deadlypendroppingby thanks buddy! Will do better later on!
dickylou711 hey no- you did a fantastic job! :)
+Vinay Seth Thank you!! Sorry for da late reply ~~
+dickylou711 No probs- keep making great stuff ! :)
I liked this vid. Nice job on the vid editing. Good shit !!
I love films where programmers don't press space while writing code.
That keyboard....WHY:
thank you man~~! Glad you like it~
The real question is, can I create a program that enables Chuck Norris to enforce the law in the entire universe by breathing?
its because the code gets translated into that
I saw the first shot of the computer and thought it was VB. You scared me for a second.
wow he is real good programmer....amazing.....
Spencer Orpilla thanks! :)
ok... what was the massage of this movie..... "Love is time time wasting for being a programmer"
your comment is art too!!! Thank you!!!
He not a programmer because he not drink a coffee.. LOL
print("Best comment and compliment i have ever seen! thank you!!")
Wow! That was excellent cinematography.
0.25.
the tune seems like, "idhar chala me udhar chala"
from "koi mil gaya" movie.
174 programmers disliked this,
sorry 175
+Vachagan Balayan lol thanks for the polite dislike buddy~~~~ motivation to do it better yayaya!
Watch OUT. Girl is a bug 4 your life LOL. Great Video Bro!
The main character is just a program, and the girl's a bug, the boss is the real programmer :)
You got it! That was my favorite movie. I just like the clock ticking. :)
I don't have any doubts about learning javascript, I'll keep learning.
I just wanted to learn a more generalist language too. So thank you for your advice I'll start learning c++ or c#.
Thank you Josh~!
Thank you so much!!
Thank you! yes! I was about to show the girl as a virus came from real life to the code world. if I had chance to redo it, I will think twice.
The old boy references are too damn high!!!!!!
Wow so deep !! Damn.
Thank you Adam!!!
Thank you man!
Real developers have to some times for code review. However, most companies do it electronically.
character_name = “John”
print (“Hello “ + character_name “! “)
print (“Great video!”)
Thank you!!
I can relate to this.
I mixed
me too.. >_
It's going fine for me. She keeps me motivated.
You don't need girlfriend you need a good IDE
me programmer, think smart, copy paste from google searches...
hahah! epic!
Yeah from stack overflow lol
ReliveTheDream
You can copy your ass off stackOverflow, but when the application gets serious we serious programmers will be laughing our heads off as the others don't adapt and understand that code and spend months trying to make it run, am I wrong? ;) it's all about understanding the code!
ReliveTheDream
First state how much you know in terms of programming, then start telling people it's easy.
HomerationVP
the fact that you get paid fuck all, and 80% of your jobs are outsourced to India speaks for itself.
well shit if i wouldn't have read the description before watching the entire movie maybe that would've been a twist
Considering change the description...thoughts? :D
Please don't be java, please don't be java, please don't be java...
It's java.
Thank you man! !
see? right there
that's the bad thing about being a programmer
it gets boring after a some time unless u work for google, microsoft, facebook or amazon or another big company where u can learn something new each day.
+ tim cook :) good thing is there's always problem to solve using code, no matter where lol
Those are the companies where it gets boring, it's shitty open source software that you'll slave away for hours for something you'll never get paid for that will make your code sex to any peeling eyes.
I really dont know why people think that programming is a load of 101010100101010111101010101010101001100101010
i hate my life :/
because everything boils down to 0 and 1.
This is how Programmers are treated.......but i will be another kind of programmer..which will give a world a new programming language,do not worry...
I think he is not a programmer, he is a data entry operator 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
What a bullshit. I want 5 minutes of my life back.
Sorry for my bad "customer service" ... wish I could have free return... >_< ... Thank you so much for your precious time. If there are some parts you would suggest me to change..what will those be? :) it'll be really helpful!!! thank you!!
dickylou711 since the whole thing is utter nonsense, I suggest deleting it and finding a different hobby.
4:01 The Silent Hill music made this a 10 out of 10!
print("Nice video!")
printf("Nice Video");
// this line is to comment for the fantastic comment..........! Thanks bro!
This reminds me of the game, the Stanley parable
ha, good call, let me try to play that one.
Me too it's so much like it but with an Asian
And no totalbiscuit like commentator
OMG!!!! YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol this is new for me..i dont even know programmer print out their code..
haha. big typo.. thank you so much! :)
who prints his code in 2017 like!
I will make it clearer in the next one ;D
//this is art
aww! Thank you so much!!
I enjoyed this. Very well executed!
seems like working on a game programming
Thank you! :)
Thank ya!
it's so boring i'd rather code in Cobol or debug regular expressions than watch it
aha.. Thank you man! I used google translate to understand you. thank you!!!
Awesome video! I can definitely relate.