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For anyone who’s planning a prison escape (in game): if you’re aligned on the same level with the guard and there’s something blocking him to approach you in a straight line, he won’t move
Person 1: I have committed murder... Me: ummmmm okay.... that’s okay.... Person 2: I did nothing on a group project.... Me: BEGONE DEMON!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
"A boy asks her out named Adrien" What the actual- *is disappointed his last name isn't Agreste. * Dang it. Thought Bitlife would be making a Miraculous Ladybug reference
I started dating someone named adrien in my bitlife so i decided to make his last name agreste and my name marinette dupain-cheng and stuff and we died together from a car accident 🥺
when things were going right he decided he wanted to break up with Angelina, which she only really had one possible response to do.. oh boy she really out did herself this time..... she stretched his skull and fractured his neck which sounds like its going to disable him permintally.." me: in the corner of my room dying of laughter because of the sarcasm in her voice
"nice france" "nye-ss france" me: "dO yOu MeAn NeE-sS??" Also when the game had her jump from school to work, like _where the heck is le bac BitLife??_
A tip on the escape game. I think they move in the same direction you moved first. So.. if you move down one tile, they move down one tile and then one tile towards you. Which means you can trap them behind walls
I made a mafia bitlife and i was nicknamed: “The bloody geisha” For good reason, I’ve killed about 20 people so far in that life, mostly because the only crimes i do are extortion and bank robbery and stuff the godfather wants me to do.
I attempted being an evil murderous person but I kept failing because I was born into a royal family which could have turned out horribly if it was on the news.. and someone (me) started dating at 19 and they dated a transgender female (born male) they got my person pregnant FOUR TIMES but I can’t refuse children!!! They’re too cute!!!🥲🥲🥲
The part when you said that it's hard to not try to give her a redemption arc is so relatable X,D Even if it;s a game you still feel bad about being a bad person somehow
I got both of those,you can burrow them for 25dollars :D You have to take care of the blood tho,unless you want to buy some towels from me,each 50 cents.
if you were more evil by nature you would've done much better you're too nice lavendertowne. i do this challenge every time i play bitlife, what is a life without crime anyway?
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"She gets the opritunity to do nothing on a group project. One of the most evil things that a human being can actually do."
BRUH YES
LittleLostDoll as someone who attends a PBL school, I related to this on a spiritual level
As a straight A student who got a C on a group project, I feel ya
Autumn Granger debate it with the teacher, if you did work and can prove you did it they’ll probably give you credit
Ha i can relate
Forget about Racism, Homophobia, and animal cruelty. Not working on a group project CLEARLY tops them all.
Isabella=true neutral
Deja=lawful good
Angelina=chaotic evil
Woah
👌
hotel=travigo
Beep Boop
Isabella= Cleric
Deja= Druid
Angelina=Barbarian
@The super potato and eevee! 999 y o u c o p i e d m e... jk jk hotel travago for the win idc
im very invested in Angelina's life now. She needs her own movie
Right! I can't wait to know what happens next. It feels like watching a soap opera! XD
Ohh yes I know I do 😚 no jk
Negro Leo I call being young Angelina!!! >:3
@@cloudystars8223 actually no, I call being young Angelina, because I'm young and my name is actually Angelina
gerard way trash me too fight me
"damn Angelina you really put the break in break up"
WHEEZE
*wheeze*
*gay* *wheeze*
*WhEese*
*Wheeze
@@neutralnoob4599 um, you can just edit you comment instead of fixing it in another comment.
"Martinez" being a plastic surgeon is ironic because Melaine Martinez made a song about how it can hurt you.
yep and in her k-12 movie some nurses were performing an exorcism on her which is related to another video
Wheezes
Heck Ik yo
@@crowhold6715 ???
Angelita is also a characters name in K-12
“If he dieEES...”
*immediately likes video bc of your tone*
@Luisa Sanchez *hewwo**
Lol I just saw this comment while she said that
*Takes expensive watch*
Gets away
*trys to escape prison*
4 years
*steals teddy bear*
*6 YEARS*
It’s a frickin teddy bear
Proxima *LmAfO*
That teddy bear must have been made with 14 karat gold jeez lol
*_NO STEAL TEDDY BEAR_*
😂
Life lesson: Break up with Angelina and she'll break you harder.
Oof my name is Angelina
@@Me-zt1gk bruh
Yeah, I will
Same
@@Me-zt1gk ...*walks backwards* pls don't Hurt me
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Bitlife: *_We need Dr. Phil over here_*
Darnskippy
Dr...Philza?
@@theskywingartist NOOOOO-
@@theskywingartist 😭
@@theskywingartist Omg yes
9:44
Guy: *looks so happy*
Me: *this is the last time we are seeing him.*
adorable. you said her worst crime was attacking her ex but the group project thing was worse
Yay! Another bitlife video! Those are fun!^^
ruika mo exactly my thought when I saw it lol
Not to be that annoying person but *these
ruika mo you almost have 1k likes yayayayayaya
@@starberryyoongi8620 1.6k now lol
nOt tHiS oNe
I’m kinda laughing bc Angelina shares a surname with the Hungarian serial killer Elizabeth Báthory... Oddly fits
I knew I recognized the name!
Okay cool! I thought so!
Why do you know this
Glowstick Person Why didn’t you?
All kids are thought this in Hungary...She's like the Hugarian bloody Mary
Everyone is talking about Angelina but can we appreciate how good she is at drawing?
I love Lavenders art style!
Well *THE POINT OF THE VIDEO IS ANGELINA*
Angelina Rusu calm down
Well you must be new? Hi welcome to lavendertowne you may watch our leader lavendertowne draw. relax and and stay calm while you watch. Well have a good day. :)
*Cries in my furry ass can only draw furrys*
"An evil dentist sounds terrifying"
*nocovaine starts blaring in the background*
FINALLY ANOTHER VOCALOID FAN AAAAQ
*yes*
@@potatobread5854 yes, and a VOCALOID song featuring V-flower
@@potatobread5854 'tis a pleasure.
@@maxboop w h a t s e e m s t o b e t h e p r o b l e m ?
“Dang, Angelina. You put the break in breakup”
😂
We got hearted by the one and only!
Lmao my name's Angelina
mαe I actually did but I edited so it deletes her heart. Ask her yourself if you want. Have a great day!
AestheticGalaxy whyyyyyy
AestheticGalaxy
Oh, does editing really get rid of a heart? I've had one of mine disappear before, so maybe that's why.
Rubix Cube hmm?
“I feel like an evil dental hygienist is a horrifying prospect.”
*the entire cast of Little Shop of Horrors erupts in nervous laughter*
Hahaha yeah
Lol
alright who's getting the man eating plant
hoW DARE
cliffhanger...
I cannot believe how betrayed I am.....
big heck...
*HECC*
H E C C
H E C C
Big mood
Cherry Yume 666 Likes- I liked it to make it that way-
I’ll get the most expensive plastic surgery so they don’t botch it
*crack*
Ok so they botched it...
🤣🤣🤣
a random person: *lives*
Angelina: Im about to end this mans whole career
this character IS Irony.
1) NICE, france.
... Well, she's evil.
2) the name "Angelina" means "Angel".
*_FBI OPEN UP!_*
Elisibeth James I can be an angel SOMETIMES XD
pronounced “neece” k sorry i have a grammar/pronunciation problem
@@tara6180 same
tara same but I’d say its close to niece
Me : **sees thumbnail**
Also me : *-I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND-*
_-wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind.-_
I do, too. =)
"String him along and go out with as many cute girls at possible"
*Everyone liked that.*
Omg I got a bit life ad
Oh gosh, I didn’t expect you to be here, lol.
DEKU!
I wanted to like but
“dang angelina , you really put the break in break-up”
dang, i really put the ug in ugly 💀
“Jeez Angelina, you really put the _break_ in _breakup_ “
!OH LAWD THE PUNS!
Sans would be proud of this human.
For anyone who’s planning a prison escape (in game):
if you’re aligned on the same level with the guard and there’s something blocking him to approach you in a straight line, he won’t move
Yes, that in-game part is very important
@@evathecat9149 LMAOO
Person 1: I have committed murder...
Me: ummmmm okay.... that’s okay....
Person 2: I did nothing on a group project....
Me: BEGONE DEMON!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
So true tho xD
Person 3: I SPOILED ENDGAME
@@tiantian5693 See you in hell.
@@Spider-Rat77 you too
unless you didn't spoil endgame then I won't see you
I got ignored and told ti SHUT UP in a group progect so i never got to do anything
Ariana grande: break up with your girl friend…yeah ye-
ANGELINA JOINS THE CHAT
Ariana grande : just a joOoOOkeee~
ANGELINA: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAYY~~
*fbi has entered the chat*
*lawyers have left the chat*
_mmm, que dices?_
*satan is scared left the chat*
"A boy asks her out named Adrien"
What the actual-
*is disappointed his last name isn't Agreste. *
Dang it. Thought Bitlife would be making a Miraculous Ladybug reference
RIP
Same felling xd
I started dating someone named adrien in my bitlife so i decided to make his last name agreste and my name marinette dupain-cheng and stuff and we died together from a car accident 🥺
same-
In BitLife I married Gajeel Redfox! From Fairy Tail
when things were going right he decided he wanted to break up with Angelina, which she only really had one possible response to do.. oh boy she really out did herself this time..... she stretched his skull and fractured his neck which sounds like its going to disable him permintally.."
me: in the corner of my room dying of laughter because of the sarcasm in her voice
Evil girl sounds like my sister....... do I hear footsteps
Mine too
xD it's funny how you pronounced the city of france 'nice' , it's pronounced 'niece' if you know what i mean
Like 'niece'?
@@rulersreachfan243 Yeah
Neesse kinda
Andrea Kinney oh yes!! Sorry I did a writing mistake
That’s the joke bro
First sentence I hear:
Angelina Bathony..is
*_E V I L_*
1:07 “stretched his skull” what is this man, a goddamn fetus?
Elizabeth Bathory is a serial killer (more in wikipedia) and the fact that Angelia's last name is Bathory makes it even more scarier
I love playing around with evil bitlife characters XD
Lavendertowne gives me life
Some might say bitlife
OOF
Omega oooooooof
OOOOOOOFFF
“You put the beak in break up”
Damn
"An evil dentist sounds like a terrifying prospect"
*WHEEZES IN SINGING ROBOT*
“Angelina Bathory” could really be a good thriller movie 😂
If she was real,shed have a movie
*Thinking of changing name to Angela and marrying some one with the last name bathory*
Do it@@tea4458
tip :
if you send your bitlife characters to the gym, it can sometimes boost their health and looks at the same time! :)
ME: DEPRESSION
Witch Doctor: COW URINE
Xdddd this comment is way too much underrated
Anybody: *exists*
Angelina Bathory: Oh no, you don't!
literally a bowl of cereal oh if only you saw the Irish lady I forgot the name of coming
bathory is the PERFECT last name for a murderer!
Lavender: Angelina bathory is EVIL
Elizabeth Bathory: Quite impressive
*slams hands on the table*
A CLIFFHANGER IN AN ART VIDEO HOW DARE U
"nice france"
"nye-ss france"
me: "dO yOu MeAn NeE-sS??"
Also when the game had her jump from school to work, like _where the heck is le bac BitLife??_
ÇA
Yep. Killing your husband. I would count that as pretty evil.
I just watched a two minute ad for an app I already have for you...
I absolutely love this lol
You earned yourself a new sub
🎨Amazing art and narration! Can't wait for Ep. 2 😌
This is actually episode 3
I want episode 5000000000 million
:)
Angelina looks so cute- is it just me
Ok.
I agree.
ikr!!
I kinda like her nose
Wait, weren't her looks supposed to be pretty low?
Well she sure is a pretty little psycho (I like song jokes)
LavanderTowne:*Plays bitlife*
Ad:Youre feeling Gay
LavanderTowne:*Plays the lion sleeps tonight*
A tip when escaping BitLife prison- the guard can only make moves TOWARDS you, so just back them into one of those wall-things.
That brings the saying 'Break my heart, I'll break your neck' to a whole new level.
I think you should make a Draw my Bit life series! These are always fun to watch!
Oml can I PLEASE cosplay her!? She is such a cool charcater!!!! 😍
that would be fun XD
Oh my gosh I was thinking the same thing!
Do her clown costume, seems that would be easiest to recognize and easiest to buy
"So, the next video will be out on Sunday!"
Me: nOOoo
Also me: I'm an idiot, today is Sunday
The way you tell the story is so amazing that gives me "Oh I want to play that game now" vibes
6 years in jail? I GOT 80 YEARS IN JAIL FOR BURGARLY AT THE AGE OF 60 😂
I got 169 years for murdering my ex and trying to escape 5 times lmao
xX DRAGONXx lol
Eclips e wait seriously
I got 150 years lmao
Bruh i got caught so much i got 3561 years. Yeah..that's possible.
Does anyone else realise...
A boy named Adrien liked her.
In France.
Miraculoussssssss
edit: OHMYGOD 800 LIKES AFTER 7 MONTHS THANKSSS
UP TO THE TESSSSSSTTTT
Ella Spivey WHEN THINGS GO WROOO0NG
ShE hAs BlAcK sHoRt hAiR (soz ik im not funny)
HiddenSpyro *MIRACULOUS THE LUCKIEST*
@@maggie3405 THE POWER OF LUCK, ALWAYS SO STROOONNNGG
One time in BitLife, I got bullied.
I chose 'assault'
I apparently *severed the bully's arm*
I was 10 at this time in the game.
I was 8. In bitlife, I got bullied. I chose assault and I killed him. Fun times :)
.....You did that in Bitlife? I do it in real life =3
@@echohoover5820 edgy much
@@lemoncar Very much so.
Acorn I- HOW
Remember children be friends with the crazy kids, then you probably won't die☺
unless you leave them and they kill you
A tip on the escape game. I think they move in the same direction you moved first.
So.. if you move down one tile, they move down one tile and then one tile towards you. Which means you can trap them behind walls
Perfectly enough
Elizabeth BATHORY is the blood countess
"Hooked up w a random gurl named--"
Me hearing my name: **drops phone out of shock** WHAT THE FRIG?!
6:25 Angelina is that one stock photo meme of the guy who's always staring at the other girl.
Fun fact: The last name “Bathory” is the last name of a famous Hungarian Royal Serial Killer. Fitting, isn’t it?
Dude she’s in a relationship with Adrien, She just broke a ton of hearts including a superhero’s
I fall asleep to Lavender's vids because her voice is really sweet and soothing and it helps me sleep
“It’s a bit harder to rob when the person has dogs”
*looks at my three dogs*
Looks like I’m safe
Yep, especially Pomeranians. They may not be attack dogs but the are really great loud motoin sensors.
The one day I'm *NOT* 2 days late to a video. And of course.
Your art is AMAZING!!!
I made a mafia bitlife and i was nicknamed: “The bloody geisha”
For good reason, I’ve killed about 20 people so far in that life, mostly because the only crimes i do are extortion and bank robbery and stuff the godfather wants me to do.
If this was a movie, i would watch it
“I wanted to go all Sweeney Todd with the butcher”
_doesn’t go with apprentice hairdresser_
Can we talk about how angelina has the same last name as one of the most prominent female serial killer
"apparently in France you graduate at age 16"
Actually no, we got the bac at 18 for most of people, same time as majority ^^'
Rip Adrian because his death was very miraculous
‘She was born in NICE France’
Nice is pronounced “nees”
Me: chose the expensive one, guilty
Me: chose the medium one, guilty
Me: choose Public Defender, *not guilty*
Love how the most EVIL bit life character shares the same last name as a “cereal” killer UwU pun intended
I attempted being an evil murderous person but I kept failing because I was born into a royal family which could have turned out horribly if it was on the news.. and someone (me) started dating at 19 and they dated a transgender female (born male) they got my person pregnant FOUR TIMES but I can’t refuse children!!! They’re too cute!!!🥲🥲🥲
I forgot all about these bitlife videos! They are so good. It was a very fun concept, I’m glad you made a few of them.
"None of these looked particularily evil"
*_slides past the banker option_*
_ARE yOu SURE ABOUT THAT?_
If I was you I’d sure the doctor people who messed up her nose 😭
1:26 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! COPS GONNA WALK RIGHT PAST CORPSES GALORE WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE ONCE YOU’VE SHOWN EM YOU BIOLOGY DEGREE!
6:11
Very well memed mate
These videos are amazing 😍 you should make SO much more! Your doing amazing and I really admire you and your demeanor. Your truly wonderful 💙
The part when you said that it's hard to not try to give her a redemption arc is so relatable X,D Even if it;s a game you still feel bad about being a bad person somehow
I remember once I escaped from prison and I immigrated all the way to Chile and I was never caught 😂
I love the idea of being evil on Bitlife.
Buuuuut, it fails everytime.
Lol
My name is angelina and my boyfreind named adrain .w.
I got both of those,you can burrow them for 25dollars :D
You have to take care of the blood tho,unless you want to buy some towels from me,each 50 cents.
Im good and me and my boy arent probly breaking up and time weve been dateing for 2 months but THX.....
I like your style tho :)
if you were more evil by nature you would've done much better
you're too nice lavendertowne. i do this challenge every time i play bitlife, what is a life without crime anyway?
Whenever I do an evil bitlife, I always end up in juvenile detention centre at the age of 12 and I die from an assualt.
1:36
I was on the edge of my seat because
*my stepmom is a dental hygienist*
-inhales-
*AND SHES THE GREATEST*
Look at angelinas mouth on 6:00 ... i dont think she had an nose job.... SHE HAD MOUTH JOOOB
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a... 2:17
✨A smooth criminal✨👌
She could always commit a Carol Baskin and feed her victims to tigers
Can we talk about the poor doll who had to die because of this little DEVIL