If Minecraft's Pale Garden was Good

Minecraft Live? More like Minecraft Dead (Yeah i'm edgy. It's called dark humor sweaty Deal with it 😎)
This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.21 on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this

[@fingees_YT]

post minecraft live update: i cooked . also would you guys want to see a video about why i think all in all Minecraft is a bit lazy?

[@Bacitizen]

Add hawk tuah

[@chris91748]

Sure

[@edpokaplayz9927]

pls pls pls pls pls add red blood cells to minecraft

[@jaluz_7732]

Yes, because they added retextures and 1 mob

[@JustAWildMTTC]

Ngl the biome you added is better than Minecraft's, I'd love to play in that

[@Spealer]

We got a better pale garden before mojang even announced it 💀

[@Fatoilyrat]

nah it looks good tho ngl. the update is gonna be horror themed so im ready for that

[@footl0se]

His videos are literally meant to be bad and cursed, if you like it unironically you might have problems 😭

[@suhnih4076]

💀💀💀

[@suhnih4076]

​@@footl0se 😭

[@vozzy06]

Bro...

[@FelineEnjoyer]

Fingees I think you forgot to add dementia to Minecraft

[@Tranuc-bk6ju]

do you have dementia

[@Anomalcarisguy]

Yea yea

[@LeoplexGlow]

He made a video about adding dementia before the video adding obese

[@_.FurryWorms._]

Fingees, you should totally add dementia to minecraft

[@LeoplexGlow]

@@_.FurryWorms._ read my other comment

[@user-sb9cg9st4e]

" I added Yakub: the father of the white race to Minecraft"

[@EddieLenz-ej2zv]

I’m the 100th like

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Aint no way we got big headed yakub in here

[@Roguestatus777]

The creator of all albinoids

[@christophernakhoul3998]

Yakub should drop his magnets when killed.

[@plasma2942]

They should add tricknology too

[@hassanberg]

If Fingees would run mojang we would be all fine with the game right now.

[@fingees_YT]

i think a lot of people would think i ruined it

[@saadsyed8671]

@@fingees_YTI think some of the lower quality parts made the game better ngl like broken generation.

[@notmocka]

Unlikely, believe in urself ​@@fingees_YT

[@edpokaplayz9927]

@@fingees_YT don't hate on your self pookie

[@OpLazVlad]

We be doomed 💀

[@Krizpenguin]

is this racism chat

[@Hutao_BestWaifu]

🤔

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Kinda like me

[@BrickMaster_mando]

Yeah that's why it's good
In game tho

[@naziafarook5529]

​@@BrickMaster_mandoshush loserrr

[@Hacker_des_Chaos]

I only say one thing: 0:52

[@Hacker_des_Chaos]

0:52 racism

[@BowloPudding]

Rocks

[@arginder2291]

You cant be racist to white people

[@Eljeirobloxgames]

I was supposed to say that lol

[@Hacker_des_Chaos]

@@BowloPudding Rocks?

[@makinyoumad9498]

How

[@skrillZUPOLARCOINS4599Parjol]

nah , not the Diddy baby oil . now add either Na71 Project Kentler or Nexo Knights ( Lego TV Series ) to Minecraft

[@skullX4real]

"I added law to minecraft."

[@NarvyTheCoolest]

he did add drunk driving already i'm pretty sure

[@bloodmongerzero4431]

HE ALREADY DID THAT!!!

[@hipster_tacos]

He already did that. The villager spaghetti was pretty unsettling lol

[@KnifeGoo]

add mrs incredible to mincecraft

[@dbdcheese]

Bro added racism to minecraft 💀

[@youraveragephesh3173]

1:50 You're unhinged for doing that

[@nahodnejtypek6502]

"I added asbestos to Minecraft"

[@Jivyachi]

This is unironically better than what we got

[@Yanornis]

Add Middle East to Minecraft (video #4)

[@Auroral_Anomaly]

😳

[@ahfa2010]

He doesn’t want to be canceled

[@GamesPlatform.]

I wanna see how the commends down here escalate quickly... 👀

[@weswolverine]

Well, that would explain why he added 9/11 to minecraft

[@DaRealThomasFoolery]

His house would get blown up if he made that video

[@yoshie3609]

Even before Mojang did, that’s incredible

[@Sekdem]

can you add intrusive thoughts to minecraft ?

[@Rami-mo9rp]

just watched live stream, This is actually better than the update LMAO

[@Imryzen4090]

No

[@RedLaundryBasket]

In terms of fitting Minecraft, no, in terms of having more content and being genuinely more interesting, yes.

[@therustedshank9995]

@@RedLaundryBasket The real update hardly fits Minecraft either

[@AnquisesLannan]

Thank you for the new upload!

[@Sjwitho]

I added the geneva conventions to minecraft

[@NarkoPlok]

Mojang too scared of adding realism into their game.
Fingees is not! We need OSHA next update, villagers getting too comfortable neglecting security in their villages.

[@Unknown_fl0wer]

Yeah i was watching the pale garden update it’s honestly pretty boring this is more fun than the other one

[@Pillow795]

Okay but damn, that actually looks so cool. Least cursed Fingees video so far.

[@MOCHIOvOYIPPE]

wow im here 38 minutes after upload, but that creaking thing looks like those black brushes in those escalaters that i always use to clean my shoe.....hey fingees can you add that as a feture for your door creaker? :)

[@suspicioussand]

Funnily enough this is more content than the actual update

[@CrispyDaFrog]

as a person from the future, i want this update instead

[@Zekh]

unironically this is way better then the pale garden minecraft just announced

[@Omercek]

"I made minecraft 3"

[@lamprayy2046]

"I added North Korrea to minecraft"

[@CHARAR385]

I added companies after pride month to minecraft

[@kongthelegend6956]

"I added the CCG into Minecraft."

[@moleman999]

watching this after mc live and the fingees version is genuinely better than the actual one, especially the different block shades

[@MJgoofyboii]

brother we need a better end not a creaking tree with 3 eyes....

[@AzureDragon2604]

Enderwoman? Are they submissive and breedable? 😳

[@lamprayy2046]

Bro 💀

[@hexafluoride9899]

I wish lol.

[@neocaridinadavidi3134]

ayo where the white enderwomen at?

[@WizzyTheWizkid]

@@neocaridinadavidi3134 enderfemboy. is... better

[@shondawilson7474]

Gojo senior is that you

[@RealSekiroGamerz]

Wow pale garden it is

[@Nobahdee]

That fucking speech pattern is killing me. Let's. Find. The. Mobs. Guys. Maybe. They. Are. Hiding. In. My. Moms. Closet.

[@LobotomyGaming]

"I added kafka's metamorphosis to minecraft"

[@alichinoune]

12 secs hell nah

[@umayle07]

Way better then the actual update lmao

[@ChristianAdrianPDizon]

I know you make comedic videos for minecraft, but this is actually a good idea! I mean, a mob that doesn't attack you in the normal sense but rather drains the life force of living creatures, turning them pale. If you want to survive, you must attack the mob and slaying it will cause your hearts to return as normal. Including all other mobs affected with this blight.

[@SourCreamOnBLTs]

"I added Hiroshima to minecraft"

[@JuhoSprite]

Adding cism to Minecraft might be exactly what it needs

[@FireMonkees]

I added getting sued by Nintendo for running a rom site to minecraft

[@maxwellwelcome6810]

He didn't add the diddy parties like i requested but i guess this is good enough

[@CyrusBlack-l8w]

2:15 bro got diddy in there😂

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

which one

[@GoofyDominoes]

​@@Sonictheoofhog4Diddy *Kong.*

[@idrk3707]

laughing my ass off 😐

[@RedLaundryBasket]

@@idrk3707🤓☝️

[@TastyChicker1L17]

"I added the October revolution to minecraft"

[@mr.strawberry13]

This has more content than the actual update

[@ofiradler7392]

better than the actual update were getting

[@MRLEAST4689]

'I added little boy in minecraft'

[@Iatemypillowfr]

‘’I added dementia to Minecraft’’

[@browthjoke9090]

Chat is this blood loss?

[@rassest]

I added gambleing to minecraft
(Plz lend me a hand with this casinos in minecraft woud be funny)

[@macmcretro2729]

"I added aiming and shooting the bow and crossbow to yourself to Minecraft"

[@MrPear40]

I added Autism to Minecraft

[@CheeseMiser]

Ableism isn't funny.

[@MrPear40]

@@CheeseMiser Who asked lamo

[@averagegenzguy2751]

​@@MrPear40me bro. The whole joke is autism. In my personal opinion, you didn't land the funny.

[@MINUS89SCRATCH]

@CheeseMiser 🧢

[@hegodamask]

​@@CheeseMiser Nah bro I'm asperger and I reckon that would be pretty funny.

[@BreoPadden]

A dark forest update but its the dark forest solution to the fermi paradox

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

We did it, Patrick!
WE ADDED RACDISM TO MINECRAFT!

[@mahmoudhaikal8139]

Why is everyone hating the official pale garden its so cool

[@Roboduh1234]

I added 1936 summer olympics and artists to minecraft

[@Kubix_cube]

I love that u upload WAY more video, but they are always SO funny

[@phoebedraper170]

Notch would be proud of you Fingees. Shame he died

[@malikebers4583]

"I added the Tianman Square Massacre to Minecraft"

[@priestofcrab4043]

Greece mentioned, time to go celebrating on the street.

[@Chopstickss8]

I added the SHEIN factory to Minecraft

[@Spiggle25]

I added conspiracy theorists to minecraft

[@jackacartledge1947]

"I added scientology to minecraft"

[@proto_arkbit3100]

We got white people in Minecraft

[@valiatus6719]

You should add dementia to Minecraft

[@kouchisanx]

"I added Fall Weiss to Minecraft"

[@TF2_Engineer]

Babe wakes up, Fingees uploaded.

[@nahodnejtypek6502]

can I download this mod somewhere?

[@wellsiss]

Please add phimosis to minecraft

[@Levguy140]

I guess we can call this "unhinged"

[@Nevertheless_loves_maids]

Add Diddy party to Minecraft

[@toorurururu5911]

Like... a Mario Party but with the DK crew? Aw man that would be awesome!

[@MastaStacka]

your door is really unhinged.

[@altperspective2412]

"I added hell to minecraft"

[@mono-bao]

0:52 made my jaw drop 😭😭

[@Endermangamerpronumber1]

I added the internet to minecraft

[@Balbesixxx]

PLM ( pale lives matter ) 0:51

[@illager-to7yk]

"i added sexual identities to Minecraft"

[@vasilybullock7967]

Add Atoms to Minecraft

[@NJNo-s4t]

Baby oil 💀💀💀

[@SeelØ123-y7u]

I added death to Minecraft

[@rg5580]

Fingees needs to go back to making Top 10 Sexiest Minecraft Skins content... Like and share if you agree or if you long for death ❤❤❤

[@fingees_YT]

minecraft girl skins tier list stream?

[@SingSangEntertainment]

I like the pale one more

[@Munkhtulga90]

2:13 that's crazy 💀💀💀

[@Dirtmaniatic]

Lmao the baby oil

[@SandBe5851]

aged like water

[@redstocat5455]

Now add jews and showers to minecraft (and make it so you can connect showers to trucks)

[@Slop_Dogg]

woah dude you are twisted style epic

[@cheese_productions]

B

[@GuyOfficiaI]

Tanned Garden?

[@JamesEnriquez-i7g]

30 seconds

[@_demonhunter]

actually better than the actual F******* UPDATE

[@SelopianProductions]

wrongies

[@dannmcdan2185]

Cool 👍

[@inhquang15.anhhuy15]

woah

[@Padlock_Steve]

add a female white enderman that instead of stealing blocks it steals dogs and kisses them

[@Qusuduxjwnx]

You actually went serious for once 💀 kinda

[@whyamihere555]

Fingees, when are you going to add Minecraft to Minecraft?

[@grzegeronin1055]

should change the sound of new doors to the sound of old doors from alpha and beta

[@wyvolf]

What in the world is a pale garden….

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

2:14
They quilt Diddy kong 😭😭😭😭😭

[@eavn9684]

"I added violence against political opponents to Minecraft"