This is the most I've ever been into GTA Races ever since I first started watching these kind of videos 6 years ago when SMii7Y did the windmill pranks with Scotty, Marcel, and Cr- I mean He Who Must Not Be Named.
Yumi’s whole bit starting from him turning before he DNF’d at 39:49 was absolutely golden, Yumi with a bandana flying towards you from above at supersonic speed but in a slow motion cutscene saying “Wassup gangsta, I’m a crip” in a quiet voice while giving Tupac backshots
I like how blarg just accidentally buys the requirement for the cayo preico heist after the combined brainpower of the goons were only able to get to a rock off the shore.
Matt when you scream in anyway whether it's you getting mad or out of excitement, you make my day every time! You remind me of Tyler whenever you scream!
He may do the dark humor heehee haahaas but man is a nice dude besides that. Man did get a degree in automotive engineering so he could totally start Frog Motors
14:06 for anyone wondering why that is a big deal, helium is used in many scientific fields, medicine, manufacturing for complex technologies, exploring space, and many more
Wasn't the actual problem about some big helium reserve being fully depleted a few years ago? It's less like a global shortage, and more like a "shit, now we have to go somewhere else to get more", right?
Watching blarg fail on that ramp to wall jump was so frustrating. Edit: omg the other race has another jump like the other. How does blarg not comprehend you hit the jump right in the middle. He keeps riding up the highest point. Omg he got it finally.
"Turtles are the special-class of the jungle" 😂 It is also funny that the boys focused on "the jungle" part. "Jungle" can refer to "uncivilized/undeveloped/wild land", such as in the case of "a Lion is the king of the jungle" even though a lion lives in the open savanah, it is the jungle bc it is untamed nature; regardless of the amount of trees and vines.
By the end there, i felt transported thru time to a place where ytube gta was the BEST thing on the platform. I havent laughed that hard in a long while guys thanks blarg! Canada represent!!
Man Yumi scares the fuck outta me. I just checked out his album, and now coming back and seeing this side of him, got straight whiplashed. Blarg a real one for putting up with em 😂
The second oldest tortoise died in 2006 and was taken home by Darwin nearly 200 years ago. Tortoises and turtles live a really long fucking time. This one died just a few months before Steve Irwin in his zoo in Australia.
13:03 *DUDE NO JOKE THIS KILLED ME* I used to work with a dude, MAJOR conspiracy theorist. One of those "oh the government is watching us all, they're putting microchips in our brains" type of guys. But this was the one he was very vehement on. Not the moon _landing,_ he genuinely thought the moon was not real. "You're only supposed to see it at night, but how come I can see it during the day, it just doesn't make sense. It's a hologram on a projector." Not sure if the copious amounts of dope he was smoking had anything to do with it, but dude was off his rocker. Went full psychopath during COVID and got fired for it, for a couple months we thought he might come back and shoot up our store
This may be legitimately the most incoherent video I have ever watched on TH-cam in MANY years. I felt like I had some sort of out of body experience with how unintelligible your conversations were. With that said, I do not regret a single moment of it and hope to see more videos like this.
Blarg being fr donating to a cleft lip palate association, as someone who has it and went through five surgerys before I was 2 because of it I'm grateful 🙏
brothers on that Bogart Pack from the Boof Dimension *(Blessed by Snoop prior to smoking, of course.)* - got em doing taxes in his sleep just as a reprieve from how goddamn immaculate the waking life is
I think I'm losing either my hearing or my mind but Trippy sounds like TheDooo some times. I thought it was TheDooo playing with them until I heard him laugh n then I knew that was Trippy lol 😅🤣
Blarg, you should 100% get an arena war car. That way you can pick the homies up in a gay mad max car and when you do the arena war shit later, you have the advantage with having a custom car! Also, one of the cars has a giant fist as a ram, only thing is that it sucks compared to the other ones
Yumi is losing it more and more every video. The man is on edge and it's just getting funnier.
Edge?
@@squishybrrrrt "I'm Freaking Out" is Yumi's favourite outburst 😂
Best racists imo
I only like watching them on certain races tho. Some races just aren’t as good.
This is the most I've ever been into GTA Races ever since I first started watching these kind of videos 6 years ago when SMii7Y did the windmill pranks with Scotty, Marcel, and Cr- I mean He Who Must Not Be Named.
as a black man, I agree
Lmao 😂
They’re the only good racists LOL
Tip for blarg: the submarine that you bought unlocks the best heist in the game and probably would be chaotic if playing with friends
Bold of you assuming he reads comments
@@M0unty-lv9csRight, send a pipebomb to Blarg's house in order to encourage him to read the comment
"didn't ask"
@@M0unty-lv9csmost good youtubers read their comments. Just not all of them reply
Incoming video: Cayo Spederico
That's where you're wrong, Blarg. Over 90% of this groups fan base would EASILY click on a video titled "GTA Backshots"😂😂
Lmao why you gotta call us out like that 😂
cuz its true@@HowieRaps
I literally just clicked on a video titled "Backshot Roulette"
You know its going to be good when you aren't sure what's happening within a minute of watching...
Make that 5 miutes
@@pansyjoe5595 make that 10 minutes
Make that 42 minutes
I watched the entire thing and i'm convinced it was a drug-induced hallucination
Make that the first 30 seconds
23:51 - "I love that Grizzy sees a picture of a dead turtle and says "Y'all racin' already?"."
Grizzy being Grizzy 😂...
Yumi’s whole bit starting from him turning before he DNF’d at 39:49 was absolutely golden, Yumi with a bandana flying towards you from above at supersonic speed but in a slow motion cutscene saying “Wassup gangsta, I’m a crip” in a quiet voice while giving Tupac backshots
So glad yumi has a channel so he can document his slow decent into torrettes mixed with schizophrenia
It's glorious
Torrettophrenia
@@brziperiod torrettopherenia, me when I hallucinate a family of car people
@PequenoPipo lol
is this a joke or does he actually have torrettes syndrome and schizophrenia?
I like how blarg just accidentally buys the requirement for the cayo preico heist after the combined brainpower of the goons were only able to get to a rock off the shore.
I like the fact they saw the corpse of a deceased turtle yet they emphasize the fly that's just chilling on it's carcas instead.
This was fucking hilarious, please blarg never leave this group through hell or high water. There is something magical here man.
Matt when you scream in anyway whether it's you getting mad or out of excitement, you make my day every time! You remind me of Tyler whenever you scream!
The one thing that I've learned from this video is to NOT let Blarg be the getaway driver, bro couldn't pullout of a driveway. lol
Blarg trying to figure out the ramp to the wall runs drives me insane..
It's actually impressive that they manage to make content just by talking about random things while playing something.. and I gladly enjoy it
Yumi is the human equivalent of a fever dream
First It was frogs in his pool now turtles under his garage door, next it'll be lizards on his grill
The Holy Southern Trinity.
This is one of the most braindead Gta video I’ve seen in a while, Also glad to see trippy get involved in the chaos!
Knowing that Matt donates 30$ monthly to help people with cleft lips honestly warms my heart.
I had no idea that's pretty epic
He may do the dark humor heehee haahaas but man is a nice dude besides that. Man did get a degree in automotive engineering so he could totally start Frog Motors
@@brziperiodthat would be cool if he started a car company
The helium disappeared with the 11 billion crabs
I love it when everyone starts up random conversations that just make you laugh instantly xD
14:06 for anyone wondering why that is a big deal, helium is used in many scientific fields, medicine, manufacturing for complex technologies, exploring space, and many more
@@youknowitbetter1020 Beware of the matress your putrid body will lay on this night.
Wasn't the actual problem about some big helium reserve being fully depleted a few years ago?
It's less like a global shortage, and more like a "shit, now we have to go somewhere else to get more", right?
Watching blarg fail on that ramp to wall jump was so frustrating.
Edit: omg the other race has another jump like the other. How does blarg not comprehend you hit the jump right in the middle. He keeps riding up the highest point. Omg he got it finally.
Live commentary
@@pokeryea i was losing it watching him.🤣🤣
9:26 they said Blarg got diddled. Now its a year later and all the stuff that came out about Diddy. Now we DEFINITELY KNOW that Blarg got diddled lol
"Turtles are the special-class of the jungle" 😂
It is also funny that the boys focused on "the jungle" part. "Jungle" can refer to "uncivilized/undeveloped/wild land", such as in the case of "a Lion is the king of the jungle" even though a lion lives in the open savanah, it is the jungle bc it is untamed nature; regardless of the amount of trees and vines.
Let's go, more GTA races
1:47 "must've been Clara" 😂
Blarg buys a submarine, then runs all the way uphill to his garage…
Every time blarg posts I prepair myself to laugh for the entire video
How?
Another chaotic gta race video. We love the GTA online content blarg keep it up
Bold of Blarg to assume the boys ever had sane minds to begin with
Love your profile pic, I love me some Heisenberg
You kinda remind of my friend, Walter White :)
bot
@@hoods-music Don't start this with me
@@LiamDeege what? don’t want the truth?
By the end there, i felt transported thru time to a place where ytube gta was the BEST thing on the platform. I havent laughed that hard in a long while guys thanks blarg! Canada represent!!
28:23 Yumi turned into Mr. Crocker lmao
8:57 That noise means a mod bot entered the lobby and is advertising their scam. Usually CashLounge or some bs.
So glad to see you guys playing with Trippy!
I couldn't stop laughing when soup mentioned a bulgarian and on top of that to be a bomb thrower. Greetings from Bulgaria
Man Yumi scares the fuck outta me. I just checked out his album, and now coming back and seeing this side of him, got straight whiplashed. Blarg a real one for putting up with em 😂
11:47 is the best "shut up trippy" as if he just barked at a police car
My favorite piece of Blarg lore is that he sends money to a charity for people with clef lips & has for 2 years and has 2 key-chains to show for it
2:59 screw blinker fluid this guy needs some got damn ROUTER FLUID YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
I don’t know how u guys can lose ur minds when the goons and Yumi don’t have one
Man I need me a 2lb foaming beef-ish bazooka frfr
8:54 o ya there was somthing, my sub went nuts like Godzilla was stalking you.
The second oldest tortoise died in 2006 and was taken home by Darwin nearly 200 years ago.
Tortoises and turtles live a really long fucking time. This one died just a few months before Steve Irwin in his zoo in Australia.
Literally put any gta 5 gameplay time lapse with this video audio and nothing will change😂😂😂
13:03 *DUDE NO JOKE THIS KILLED ME*
I used to work with a dude, MAJOR conspiracy theorist. One of those "oh the government is watching us all, they're putting microchips in our brains" type of guys. But this was the one he was very vehement on. Not the moon _landing,_ he genuinely thought the moon was not real. "You're only supposed to see it at night, but how come I can see it during the day, it just doesn't make sense. It's a hologram on a projector."
Not sure if the copious amounts of dope he was smoking had anything to do with it, but dude was off his rocker. Went full psychopath during COVID and got fired for it, for a couple months we thought he might come back and shoot up our store
Matt reminds me of someone who would steal children’s toys for money
The grandma thing went on for so long lmao
This may be legitimately the most incoherent video I have ever watched on TH-cam in MANY years. I felt like I had some sort of out of body experience with how unintelligible your conversations were. With that said, I do not regret a single moment of it and hope to see more videos like this.
man.. to have bois like this to play games with
Soup killed a turtle, I hit a bat with a frying pan. It sounds the same
without Helium we cannot operate a lot of machinery that relies on super cooling. I don't understand why we allow it to be wasted on balloons
im really upset i didnt get to see soup's dead turtle
or also known as; *The Soup Turtle*
Bro Soup is my man. He knows his music. Phonk is superior
Blarg being fr donating to a cleft lip palate association, as someone who has it and went through five surgerys before I was 2 because of it I'm grateful 🙏
This was the hardest I've laughed in ages
17:42 best line ever 😂
So happy when I saw yum I and soup they bring out the worst in each other and I mean that in the best way possible
Blarg really did one grenade on that guy with the launcher like it was easy wtf never seen something so smooth he didn't even acknowledge
I swear to god, Blarg's video footage is the visual representation of someone going autopilot...
29:00 easily the best part of the video.
Clicked for boredness
Stayed for the immaculate banter
Will click again
YUMI WAS SMOKING SOMETHING THAT NOBODY EVEN HEARD OF FOR SURE
brothers on that Bogart Pack from the Boof Dimension *(Blessed by Snoop prior to smoking, of course.)* - got em doing taxes in his sleep just as a reprieve from how goddamn immaculate the waking life is
My friend has a cleft lip and was able to pay for a surgery thanks to one of those organizations, so thank you blarg lol
Anyone who has ever said they were speechless wasn't speechless.
i appreciate that blarg donates 30 a month for kids surgery, makes me love watching just a bit more :)
Good day when blarg post
I think I'm losing either my hearing or my mind but Trippy sounds like TheDooo some times. I thought it was TheDooo playing with them until I heard him laugh n then I knew that was Trippy lol 😅🤣
I was so lost watching this video but 10/10, would watch again
this was the wrong video to try and take a sip of my coffee while watching.
You guys have GOTTA play with Spaceboy as James Randal
Today we almost lost another legend 😢😢😢 blarg thought of buying a submarine
Brother, I wasn’t ready for that grandma bit bro
Most definitely one of the funniest Vids Blarg. 😂👌🏾💯
Oh wow, blarg time!!
Is this really blargs first time encountering *vineboom* x6 "hi guys"
its so fascinating that you have 1.1 million subs but this video only has 27 likes
4:05 *”Siberian Bomb Thrower”* didn’t go over well in 1914, they had to put that shit to *cleep*
22:14 this part is so fucking funny 😂😂😂
why didnt anyone make a TURTLE NECK SHIRT joke when yall were talking about the damn turtle wearing a shirt?! lol
Does anyone else go onto a soup video and keep the quality on auto so it goes to 144p randomly to make it even more deep fried
Blarg is life
You really need to do the heist that comes with the submarine. Im absolutely certain it would make a good video.
🤣🤣🤣 I can't with these videos too much laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Blarg, you should 100% get an arena war car. That way you can pick the homies up in a gay mad max car and when you do the arena war shit later, you have the advantage with having a custom car! Also, one of the cars has a giant fist as a ram, only thing is that it sucks compared to the other ones
Thanks for making me laugh my brother died yesterday but I’m a lil high to
damnnn i didn’t know matt was nice at golf 👀
Blarg is on a 5 handicap??? Holy shit...... cool video too but damn
How is nobody caring about the fact that blarg has a 5 handicap in golf. He is insane.
It drove me nuts watching blarg fail at using a ramp into a wallride.
HELL YEAH BROTHER IM CLEFT LIP
The song coming in at 33:34 is perfect lol
28:23 Why does Yumi sound like the teacher from Fairly Odd Parents?
5:53 the men have found out our secret, ladies. 🦎
Yumi is amazing in this video!!!!
That turtle died like Sergei from Black Ops 1
Absolutely fantastic! Loved every second. You should try some search with some more friends, you'll probably get more content, idk lol
At 18:00 I literally got a sea turtles ad, never had that happen
You make me laugh on the inside of my body keep up the content
no way bro said he had a 5 HDC in golf that's crazy
:)
Petition for soup to leak the dead turtle photos