Completely in accurate! Sugar babies are suppose to be seen in public with you you guys go on dates and eat in public and sugar daddy spoils the baby with luxury. That’s how it goes. Your also suppose to call and text when he’s lonely. And then he sends you a 3000 e-transfer later. ( just adding I know it’s a joke)
Everyone needs to stop kidding themselves and trying to paint this differently. Sugar babies are almost always getting paid for "physical services." There are only a few who don't do that in exchange for payment. They may make it look glamorous, but for most it's not.
No. It doesn't work that way. You get money if you put out. If not. He's not going to waste his time/money with you when he can just go out and spend that money on escorts.
@The Godfather 3000 Some guys are just clueless man. Even if they _could_ get sex in bundles, they would rather spend loads of money on someone that blueballs them.
No that's PG sugar daddy propaganda people are spewing to make it look moral. It's leasing an escort. What rich man wants to pay to spend time with a girl? They're annoying af.
@@coolbuddydude1 Yea I dunno how anyone could be so dumb as to think you can just get someone to pay thousands of dollars a month to just get some photos and occasionally go on a dinner with with them.
@@legendarydavo It. does. happen. You think rich people are immune to simpage? They're not. There's even a whole bdsm community based around financial exploitation where people literally get off on giving their money away and getting nothing but abuse in return (and not of the physical sort, just told they're worthless beyond their ability to give their financial dominator money). if extremes like that exist I promise you there are sugar babies out there getting paid for their company and little else, also.
Ayo merle’s got a life to live now, he can’t be dying like that
But he just get his wife back, just younger…
Merle, is that short for Merlin?
Nah he just took a nap
“my wife just died of natural causes”
… sure mate 💀
Well humans are part of nature, if killed by tiger is a natural cause or killed by bacteria or virus is a natural cause, why not killed by human
Apparently the gray hair didn't give it away. This guy is supposed to be in his 70s. His wife really did die of natural causes.
@@wack8697 Why not both?
i think the joke is that he is so damn old that his wife just died of natural cause, which usually means at least 70 years old
Sudden death
"No! You can't die yet! You didn't put me into your testament!!!"
Lol :-)
*She leaps up and gives him CPR*
"YOU MUST LIVE! YOU MUST LIVE!"
This loop is making me confused lol
Wait it was a loop I was here for a month here just for a loop
guy: dies
her: shit, i should married him on the spot
And inherit his debts?
_"so like a wife"_
_"Yes but no sex"_
_"So like a wife"_
💀💀💀
🗿
Do women still believe they will be intimate with their husbands long term?
@@furyberserk lol apparently so
😢
@@furyberserk better question is do men still think marriage is worth??
The loop represents the eternal friendzone perfectly.
you guys are actually so hilarious
that like a wife line was legendary 😂
Completely in accurate! Sugar babies are suppose to be seen in public with you you guys go on dates and eat in public and sugar daddy spoils the baby with luxury. That’s how it goes. Your also suppose to call and text when he’s lonely. And then he sends you a 3000 e-transfer later.
( just adding I know it’s a joke)
I thought sugar babies got to make their own terms for what they do in exchange for payment?
@@theknittinkitten2954 yes but no one is gonna pay you just for existing.
@@Doxiy As crazy as it sounds there are sugar daddies that literally do pay you just for existing
@@Littlemissdidi where can I find one???? Asking for a friend
@@Doxiy if ur 'friend'is good looking ans is everywhere
Merle got that light skin stare
😂😂😂
Lile a rapist?
She is so pretty omg .. she should be in Hollywood
Great actress, too. That wink when she says "sugar daddy position " is hilarious! The guy is great, too.
"So like a wife?" "Yes but no s*x" "So like a wife" "Kinda" 😂👌
You guys are making fantastic content, keep up the good work ❤
that loop was perfect
Noticed the loop a lil bit late....
Very smooth loop👏
The loop just makes it look like Merle has dementia.
Great actress. Who is she? She's got huge potential.
She looks good. That's why she has potential.
@@dtz1000 she can actually act. Better than Margo Robbie and Chastain.
@@defiverr4697 She's not as good as any of the actresses on Viva La Dirt League youtube channel. If anyone deserves every success it's those people.
@@dtz1000 never heard of that channel. Have to check them out.
She actually has a talent for acting.
That loop threw me for a loop 🔂
Imagine the outcry if a man had made a video like this !
Men deserve MORE
respect than this!
A man made this video.
That loop was well done.
What is the @ of the girl?
Everyone needs to stop kidding themselves and trying to paint this differently.
Sugar babies are almost always getting paid for "physical services."
There are only a few who don't do that in exchange for payment.
They may make it look glamorous, but for most it's not.
Christopher Nolan level Loop
You guys are hilarious
guy looks like he is about to trap a bunch of kids in a video game 💀
Looks like Merle is going for an upgrade to the "rich husband who is about to die leaving everything to his new wife" position.
So like a wife! 😂
Great job on the loop!
I loved the content and the editing, keep it up!
Wow, She’s a prettier Margaery Tyrell
Lol for real…that who I thought it was at first then realized it wasn’t her but both are dope!!
Yep, I was thinking the same
He should just continue with that like wife line
Nice loop.
Slice of life.
Name?
Good god she's nice!
this loop is like endless dementia 🤯
I legit thought he died lol
The infinite loop is a nice touch, too. :-)
Ya want that inheritance ya gotta do more
*wakes back up violently*
me: if u gon do that again can u put my name in the will first?
Merle out here still tryna get the girl
Quickly now, sign that contract and get added to his will before he dies for real
wow got promoted to husband after that heart attack. and with life insurance increase
"So you give me money, and I pretend to like you..."
"So like a wife?"
" Yes, but no sex"
" So like a wife? "
😂😂😂
I like this girl because she looks like Natalie Dormer. Very pretty.
She’s beautiful af
She looks like she's gonna eat you, crazy cick
Simp
The loop 🤌
But all joking aside, young college age girls love much older men. It's the most common marriage combination in the history of the world
Who is she? (Down bad pls help)
good shit, this the kind stuff i use internet for.
who is this girl?
Simp
Merle
No sex… so like a wife… LOL 😂 how true.
Haha poor sugardaddies Haha are really funny and sad at the same time
Scary how the YT Algorithm knows so much about us
I think he got the simp position
Darn, he almost died too soon, he better wait to marry me (her inner thoughts)
You give me money, haha, sorry girl, that will never happen !
It's illegal to be this early.
Sugar daddy seems like a bad deal.
Damn who is she 👀
What a perfect loop hahaha
These harlots actually think they are the gatekeepers to relationships?😂 Comedy indeed!
Girl needs to snatch this guy before he expires
Why does she look like Natalie dormer
Wait, why don't wives want sex? I thought that women liked it?
She wants a sugar daddy, but hold the sugar.
That's funny but that's a bs portrait of a sugar babe, they only nailed the money part and the pretending part.
If a girl makes you choose over your entertainment or your PS4 there's something wrong
Toxic.
So like a wife 😂😂 or even girlfriends , you don’t need too be married too find that part out.
Do people not understand the concept of "sugar" anymore? Without that you are just an employee
Perfect loop
I wondered what happened to Owen Wilson 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wow 🤣
she should marry him immediatly, he's on the verge of dying, think of all te inheretince lol
Wait, sugar daddies don't get the poon?
I just lost even more respect for those guys.
They always say no sex , but there is sex . Cause they aren't forking over that kind of cash for your company lol.
bro just wants to not be lonely
Man i would always get rejected
Should have just married him
Kinda like a loop
Most sugar daddy's will not take that deal. They can get more than what she being.
Who is the girl
So like a wife)))
Almost dies
Good Biden impersonation
That’s just sad
Why is a 7 interviewing Merle? Merle has money and can upgrade to an 8 or 9. *confused*
No. It doesn't work that way. You get money if you put out. If not. He's not going to waste his time/money with you when he can just go out and spend that money on escorts.
you would think so but lots of guys settle for anything
@Ügiustus Keiserus nope not if they can get it from someone else willing to put out ...and there is always someone else.
@The Godfather 3000 Some guys are just clueless man. Even if they _could_ get sex in bundles, they would rather spend loads of money on someone that blueballs them.
I will never get why some men will give money to women they are not sleeping with. Including their wifes.
I know it's comedy... but damn no dude is gonna pay for everything and not get sex. (referring sugar daddy)
No that's PG sugar daddy propaganda people are spewing to make it look moral. It's leasing an escort. What rich man wants to pay to spend time with a girl? They're annoying af.
@@coolbuddydude1 Yea I dunno how anyone could be so dumb as to think you can just get someone to pay thousands of dollars a month to just get some photos and occasionally go on a dinner with with them.
@@legendarydavo except that it absolutely happens?
@@johns783 I'm referring to sugar daddy arrangements.
Not marriage/onlyfans.
@@legendarydavo It. does. happen. You think rich people are immune to simpage? They're not. There's even a whole bdsm community based around financial exploitation where people literally get off on giving their money away and getting nothing but abuse in return (and not of the physical sort, just told they're worthless beyond their ability to give their financial dominator money).
if extremes like that exist I promise you there are sugar babies out there getting paid for their company and little else, also.
We need her IG
Don't be a simp
What would be the point of the Sugar Daddy position without sex? That's the whole point.
So she is fine to take money and use old person to her profit, but the old man is bad one... aha.
So hot, am I right bros 😎
Just make sure y'all set up life insurance 😂
"Yes, but no sex."
I think you misunderstand one of the fundamentals of being somebody's sugar baby... Particularly the meaning of the word "Sugar."
um, the sugar refers to the money.
What is the information in all those binders?
I know a old dude named merl 😂
....why bother then?
Why not seek trophy wife instead?
Good loop 👌(I'm pretty sure sugar daddies get some action for them moniezz)