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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ม.ค. 2025
- Triforce! Episode 120! Mr. Dad has some lessons to teach you- SIPS, STOP POKING LEWIS
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I couldn't help laughing when sips, someone who's literal job is to stay home and play games, said ''I wish I could be a kid again so I could get time off school and play minecraft''
Haha, yeah! I was wondering if he was being intentionally ironic there.
I still play and enjoy games but I feel like they were mind-blowing as a kid, where as now my cynical brain refuses to be blown.
@@zeztro ikr even looking at the cover art would be enough to blow my tiny mind
I see where he comes from though. The tension of responsibilities and school made gaming such a satisfying escape; now that it's his work and life, "it hits different"
Pyrion's old northern bloke impression was impeccable
Literally how half my family speaks XD
Flax's impressions of Prince Charles gradually turning into Arnie
Lewis: "The thing about the black community is..."
Me: *SWEATING*
Also pyrion's impressions are soooo good.
It was 14 acres and a mule, I’m honestly impressed Flax knew about this.
Lewis triggered me so hard lol. Pyrion's trying to make a point about systematic inequality and Lewis chimes in every 5 seconds with "Mr dad".
@@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 fuckin yes lmao
i stg lewis needs a mute button sometimes >.>
Why is it so impressive?
Everytime Lewis says "dyouknowwhatimean" I say to myself "No, I do not know what you mean"
I have never known what that man means
Pyrion's prince impression sounds like Mr. Burns
And I love his Karl Pilkington impression at the end too
Lewis found out his lifestyle is called “quarantine”.
He was basically living in the streamroom.
That title is way too intriguing
I'm laughing so hard at the title.. oh fuck.
Pyrions impressions are on point! What a guy!
I need Pyrion to do the lancashire accent full time
Thoroughly enjoyed listening to the new guest on the podcast, John Bovril. Hope to see more from him again.
wow the john bovril bit made me laugh till it hurt. mostly cus it's 12pm and im trying to be quiet but still haha
That northern bit by Pyrion was actually prime
"Kóróna" (prounounced almost excactly like "Corona") means "Crown" in Icelandic. Us Icelanders chuckled when we found out that Charles finally got his Corona
Corona means crown in Latin, where the name originated from, as well.
@@sneg__
Makes sense, probably a borrowed word from way back in the day, as all nordic words for currency (except for the Finish ofc) have a word similar to Króna (Krona), which is believed to just be a shortening of Kóróna
@@GlidusFlowers in Dutch its also "kroon" for crown!
I want more of Pyron Flax's John Bovril Northern Dad.
The best part of this lockdown is regular triforce uploads
when i was sent out of class i would just leave school. This podcast brought back a memory i forgot, my teacher said get out of my class and i said no i wanna stay. she then started screaming telling me to get out and wait in the hall and i just said if you send me out im not waiting in the hall im going home and she said no your not go into the hall. she then followed me out and i just started walking off, she asked where are you going? and i just said home and left and got on a bus XD
Do you know who that teacher grew up to be? Winston Churchill. Now how do you feel?
About Sips and his theory about transmission. So far there has been no proof that the virus can be transmitted from household pets to humans. The virus did originate from an animal, but it's not that if one snake or bat has the virus, every other snake or bat has the same virus. It's just that one animal had the virus and it mutated in such a way that it could infect humans. And then one human got infected, mainly because those wet markets are just a breeding ground of diseases. But I'm also just someone on the internet so you shouldn't just believe what I say. Stay safe!
Wet shops, battery farming, high intensity farming is good for Prof.... People. What are you worried about?
@Danica If I did that it would be like having Lady Macbeth syndrome. There's barely a moment of the day where I don't have a cat sitting on me or climbing on me, or at the very least rubbing around my legs in the hopes of getting attention. I also share my bed, food and drink with them so there's not a lot of point in being concerned about passing anything back and forth.
45:39
Pyrions “John Bovril” Stick and ‘oop rant
I love how you've animated them throughout the podcast, I've always loved it 💕 I love you guys!!!!!!
Step 1 of Lewis' book: start a kickstarter for a videogame based on your youtube career
Petition for Flax to start writing John Bovril novels
Being a bubble boy has finally paid off for Lewis. This is his time to shine.
Sips “I wish I was a kid, all this time off school.” Well I’m currently a senior in the US and my school is having us complete our school on our own we don’t even know when our graduation will be and if we will get a ceremony. Not how I anticipated my senior year to go.
Pyrion is clearly aware of the efficient markets hypothesis
I need more John Bovril. :-) :-) :-)
Ted: if you don't think teachers are other prisoners in that analogy, you gotta have a rethink about how it must feel to go deal with kids every day. I've known teachers driven to despair by their jobs.
At this rate, by 2021 the episodes will be 10 minutes long.
God forbid it.
I think they were bored from 40 mins of talking about inheritance.
29:58 "My dad ... didn't say anything" and 30:15 "that teacher ... didn't say a word to me", when they don't say anything to you anymore that means they've given up on you and no longer care about you.
I feel like the boys are working through a lot of trauma today
I was half expecting this podcast to cut off one minute or so in! What a pleasant surprise.
Pflax roleplay there as a thumb hating old man was absolutely fantastic
When you are in school literally I see this all the time in the normal classes if they pull a sips they end up leaving them alone because if they push them to far they would just drop and the teachers would be reprimanded
Sneeze into your arm, it's more hygienic! Touch elbows, it's more hygienic! Wait a damn minute...
Finish my shift in my bakery and this is waiting for me. What a treat
Love this podcast always listen to these on the way to work.
Flax's ability to adlib is legendary
Oh my, Pyrion's "kids these today doing balloons" moment: moment of pure enjoyment!
I loved the Mr Dad banter and Johnny Bovril. So fuckin' real xD
Pyrion's catalogue of voices is going to keep me sane through these trying times
You can buy smoke detectors that use an ionization chamber as smoke detection mechanism and those have americium-241. So you can buy radioactive material on Amazon.
Same thing happened to my friend. I wrote the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody on his notebook and he got sent to the office because of it.
I laughed my ass off.
My doodles had Dio lyrics. Just drawing the Dio text/logo with the arcane letters would make any teacher think you were a satanist.
imo the worst part of sips' empowerment story about refusing to go to detention is the way that he imagines teachers as some sort of enemy, someone who's in your way and wants to be strict and mean all the time, as if most teachers aren't genuinely kind and helpful people who want the best for their students. The teacher in question probably just assumed that something else was going on with sips at the time and decided that doubling down on the strict attitude probably wasn't going to help whatever was going on. Instead sips read it as a way of becoming a man. I'm usually always on sips' side (even on the microwave boomer device debate) but that is just preposterous even for the 90s
Just in time for a nice walk. Thanks.
omfg flax's impression was spot on, being from yorkshire I literally heard so many men talking like him as a kid going to the pub with my parents :')
Literally the best podcasts of all time
Sips and pyrion: talking about their kids
Lewis: 😶
john bovril best char ever hahahahahahhaahhaaha
50% mr burns 25% arnie 25% churchill
Based sips story, many teachers are exactly as he described
Pyrion, your impressions are hilarious! 😂
Had a bio teacher in high school who would give in-school suspension to noisy kids in the halls during class hours. A few time he would then say "you know, those kids could easily skip an entire *day* of school if they'd just learn to shut up while getting away with it" Considering the few times I used a hall pass nobody checked it over carefully, that was probably true.
I can believe sips would get kicked out for nothing, I happened to me before.
Pyrion's impressions make my day
Currently I am living in South Texas building a storage house with my dad as a side project with him.
Anyone else get an ad for a trading app when sips was talking about trading apps?
They are always listening 👂
45:45 for Yogscast John Bovril
John Bovril is the hero we deserve.
Pyrion's rant at 45:40 fucking killed me
KIiiiinda gonna follow sips' advice man.
John Bovril. Amazing. Fucking hilarious character!
I absolutely disagree with Flax here. Some teachers do just decide that a certain kid is going to be their victim this year. Punishments for no reason.
Huh, reminds me of a time when my personal journal/diary ended up in my school’s hands; it was filled with questionable content, but also just a ton of elder signs. I have no idea why, but long story short, I actually found myself in a psychiatric ward (because of the other content, not the elder signs, but still!). Considering everything now, I find it kinda hilarious and ironic.
john bovril sounds exactly like every bloke from back home
I didn't enjoy Mr Clown shoes and Yogventures guy, but Mr Pyrion Flax was spot on.
Yup, I've got typical Boomer parents too. My dad paid off the house, sold it, bought a mobile home, sold that, and just spends his money buying a new car every few years. My mom spends money like debt is a joke. I don't really care; people should spend their money on what they like. I'm just not planning on inheriting their debt.
17:00 Isn't that the exact plot of the 39 Clues series?
was this the beginning of Covid? wow! its been so much longer than it feels.
A good read is "the pinch" by David Willets
Wow, really, this is one of the best episodes you've done, laughter all the way through!
It's been up for 8 minutes
i once had a teacher mention me by name as the reason she decided to join a convent? nunnery? what ever you call those monasteries for holy women.
YES THEYRE BACK BOYS
Bruh, were is the spotify upload?
Savlon :') I work nights at a supermarket and I just keep a roll of electrical tape in my pocket because it's effort going back to the first aid room every time I cut myself
Totally agree with Flax and inheirited wealth. The more you leave for your kids the better of they will be generally. They will be "unfairly" advantaged compared to others but that's how it works.
I've been in the position before where teachers eventually just give up
heres to another 300 episodes!
While they have always been excellent, it feels like some of the last episodes have been absolutely bang on and amazing.
Yes! Ive been so bored. Thank you
Pyrion's Boomer rant at the end 🤣
by the time my parents die and leave me the inheritance I'll be in my 50's. I've already bought all of my own things and if they leave me anything it'll just be something extra that I'll take but i don't really need.
the way the coronavirus has been handled do not buy stocks yet wait 4-6 months see how the situation is at that time. Maybe invest and only if its a stock that has a long record 5+ years and you can see it has had a consistent performance that it has dropped way below you know those stocks should go back up maybe not to the previous but close sometimes higher. Also do research in the company make sure they will bounce back that they are integral part of the society that will come back once things return to normal. For example I told my parents to invest in EA when it was at $12 after the recession knowing its a game company that wasn't going away its $97 right now was at $140 at one point. Unfortunately I didn't have money to invest and my parents were getting out of the stock market to retire so they didn't invest however i find it to be a great example of stock i think we all agree would have came back and was a great price. Playing the stock market is easy especially after recession's/depressions however you need to know when to get out and not play too long. Research is your best friend though.
Sips is wrong about the middle class. Wealth disparity has risen considerably and the middle class has got relatively poorer since the 1960s.
The generation born 1990-2000 is the first generation which will be poorer than their parents.
Minimum wage has fallen behind inflation while living costs have risen. Unless you are in the top 10%, you are poorer today than you would've been 30 years ago.
(ngl I swear almost everything Sips says about anything is wrong, he has a knack for chatting shit)
Yeah he was like "what could have possibly changed between the 60s/70s and now?" I dunno mate could it be the likes of Thatcher and Reagan in the 80s I dunno mate
crazy how you have to pay tax to give the money which you paid tax on to get, and paid tax on to keep, to your kids
This episode summed up: Pflax does voices
"Nobody wants King Charles" - 4 years later...
John bovril was flawless
Remind me to offshore all my money if lewis ever goes into politics.
stay safe guys
"M'oop"
Triforce baby
Can John Bovril start his own podcast? Please?
The secret is it's more about investments and less about the stocks. Find businesses that haven't gone public, send someone to review their books and make sure they have a realistic plan, and if they do, invest. The trick is that this takes more initial money, but it's pretty common practice for wealthy families.
Yeah it's kind of funny how it's much easier to make a whole lot of money if you already have a whole lot of money.
@@HBOrrgg Tell me about it. It reminds me of when IRAs got regulated to hell because the wealthy were putting stocks into them, paying the tax, then revaluing the stocks so the IRA was worth more and they didn't have to pay capital gains tax. Like, only an exploit the rich could use, and it screwed things up for everybody >.>
Hey Lewis what are the answers to the prostate exam? I keep failing help!!!
Just say that solid is amazing liquid is meh and really big up gas and plasma they love that shit.
Hey guys! Just wanted to inform you that one of the major reasons that wages have not kept up with inflation, and why a single income can no longer support a family, is because of the introduction of women to work! After women joined the workforce en masse, Corporations realized they could now charge nearly twice as much for goods and services because families now have two sources of income!
i love dads
Watching this while my names drill next door.
One time in school a really disruptive furry in my class was being annoying so I yelled “shut the fuck up” at her across the class room and got kicked out of class. I sat in the hallway and played temple run on my phone because this was like 2011 and the teacher came into the hall and asked if I was ready to come back into class and not be rude and I said no and spent the rest of class playing temple run. She never said a word to me again
Mr cann was my psycho teacher, He looked like the demon head master and was from germany, Somehow he got to cornwall and used to beat the shit out of me with a blackboard rubber. The weird part was he was an art teacher...You would assume he would be peaceful, I deserved about 20% of the blackboard rubber blitzkriegs i got weekly.