Lyrics, friends. (Semi-retrieved from a lost comment) Likest thou, my steed? Thou art ready, I am ready the same. 'Twill be most exciting. My heart beateth with a furious haste. Come, for to the roads we go. Side by side, let us ride. I am gone to my horse, thou shalt see me. I am gone to the roads, as to race you. I yet rideth, my horse strideth. I would race you; I wish to face you now. Shall we go now? Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine. Tonight, I ride, to be the winner. Yea, yea, yea, and I ride quick as a flash. None have gone yet faster. Hie, hie, hie, the speed of Hermes is mine. Tonight, I ride, and as the victor. Yea, yea, yea, a streak of silver I slash. None have gone yet swifter. (It's a bit choppy, but enjoy.)
I came looking for the exact same post and thought I'd gone mad till I saw yours. A few edits from what I remember. Likest thou, my steed? Thou art ready, I am ready the same. It 'Twill be most exciting. My heart beateth with a furious haste. Come, for to the roads we go. Side by side, let us ride. I am gone to my horse, thou shalt see me. I am gone to roads, as to race you. I yet rideth, my horse strideth. I would race you; I wish to face you now. Shall we go now? Hee, hae, hie, my pace is swifter than thine. Tonight, I ride, to be the winner. Yea, yea, yea, and I ride quick as a flash. None have gone yet swifter. Hee, hae, hie, the speed of Hermes is mine. Tonight I ride to be the victor. Yea, yea, yea, a streak of silver I slash. Spear of Jove and hero.
@@theoriginallaughingm Videos like these are golden treasure, but the comments are always platinum. Why is the good stuff underrated? Edit: Imma not edit the lyrics much more though, since I think someone else should repost the lyrics, verses and all. Maybe you'd like to try?
@@andruchung3066 KENSEI DORIFTO - 3rd level way of the carriage feature when you choose this subclass at 3rd level, you gain proficency in the intimidation skill and the use of land veichles, and your proficnecy bonus is doubled in these skills. you can make unarmed strikes and attacks with your monk weapons while driving a land veichle or mounted on a creature. whenever you hit a creature with your unarmed strikes or a monk weapon, you can spend a number of ki points up to your proficency bonus to move up to your speed (this movement doesen't provoke opportunity attacks) and make a number of attacks on a creature or object up to the number of ki points you spent. if it's an object or structure, any damage you'd deal to it is doubled. if it's a creature, if you hit the creature, they must make a wisdom saving throw against your ki saving throw or become blind. additionally, you can steal 1 object they are holding. you reappear in your original position if you used this ability while driving a land veichle or mounted on a creature.
Useless historical fact of the day: The Mongol Horde (of Ghengis Khan fame) exclusivly went into battle riding mares, as to keep a source of milk always handy.
I like to imagine that at some point in history, two merchant carts ended up meeting together at a crossroad, both needing to go to the same town, looked at each other and then at the road, smiled at each other and created the first street race in history
I want to imagine that some bard somewhere in medieval times tried playing something like this and everyone in the hall just stared at them in complete bewilderment.
@@emotional_support_ghost9787 Recover a stolen cup artifact from an abandoned Dwarven mine overrun by kobolds who have perfected multi-rail drifting on the mining carts.
@@emotional_support_ghost9787 Players entered the dungeon at the top of a mountain. Looking down the mountain, before entering, they could see a piece of racetrack exit and re-enter the mountain, but they didn't yet know it was a part of a racetrack. So they enter the first room and it's a bunch of custom wagon parts, with a clock showing time-to-build, and a list of part descriptions / effects. After building the wagon, they pushed it through an open portal into a room where 10 other teams were pushing their carts to a start line. On the mark, all teams went down the hill (the PCs started in last because the goblin wagon tricked them lololol), and then it was essentially a series of combat encounters as they slowly moved up to 1st place. The driver could get out of their seat to fight, but every time a turn came up, someone would have to jump back in and Drift as their Action (or else the car would slam a cave wall or fall off a ledge). There were multiple track sections: swinging axes, open area with a dragon attacking, a quick trip to all 4 elemental planes (yes, drifting through the elemental plane of fire while your car and your skid marks are all on fire)(and yes, I added a filter sweep to the music when they went underwater), and of course the section of track that goes outdoors they saw from before (during which they were able to coordinate a ballista-strike from their airship). It went really well ^^
Apparently this got deleted, so I'm just gonna... [Verse 1] Likest thou, my steed? Thou art ready, I am ready the same. Aye 'twill be most exciting. My heart beateth with a furious haste. Come, for to the roads we go. Side by side, let us ride. [Pre-chorus] To my stallion gone, I shall mount him, To the thoroughfare, as to meet you, Hands are steady, soul is ready I would see you. I wish to race with thee, shall we go now? [Chorus] Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine. Tonight, I ride, as though thy lover, Yea, yea, yea, I am as a flash. Spear of Jove and hero. Hie, hie, hie, A streak of silver I slash Tonight I ride to be the victor Yea, yea, yea The speed of Hermes is mine, None have gone yet swifter. [Verse 2] Act thou swiftly, my heart beateth for thee, heat burneth in my body Pow'r so vigorous may ne'er be contained Aye, my blood is swift for thee, steel thy will, steel thy soul [Pre-chorus] To my stallion gone, I shall mount him, To the thoroughfare, as to meet you, Hands are steady, soul is ready I would see you. I wish to race with thee, shall we go now? [Chorus] Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine. Tonight, I ride, as though thy lover, Yea, yea, yea, I am as a flash. Spear of Jove and hero. Hie, hie, hie, A streak of silver I slash Tonight I ride to be the victor Yea, yea, yea The speed of Hermes is mine, None have gone yet swifter. [Pre-chorus] To my stallion gone... Likest thou my steed? Hands are steady, soul is ready I would see you. I wish to race with thee, shall we go now? [Chorus] Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine. Tonight, I ride, as though thy lover, Yea, yea, yea, I am as a flash. Spear of Jove and hero. Hie, hie, hie, A streak of silver I slash Tonight I ride to be the victor Yea, yea, yea The speed of Hermes is mine, None have gone yet swifter.
Allies gain +1 Movement. On Successful Athlete (DEX) Checks able to slide around corners without a movement penalties. Failure rolls...you wipeout and crash.
"Does this young lad knoweth not this road? After this slow left awaits a sharp right. There is no time for him to slow down, he shall slip into the pit of doom!" (gasps) "Wh-what in thine earth was that?!!" "A dancing skid?!!"
Just imagine instead this plays in the Hippodrome in Constantinople during the chariot races. The Byzantines lasted way to the start of the Renaissance so this would still fit for them.
in my dnd campaign i've got a city that's known for "horse"back racing, and should my players engage i will have this play in the background, cause the song is a meme with my one mounted player already.
I can see it. The party is on a wagon chasing another wagon. The thieves has stolen riches and many fragile but valuables items. As the party couldn't risk damaging the wagon, all they can do is rush the horses to run faster. The bard suddently has an idea: Use his music to Inspire the horses for them to run faster. As the Bard start playing the harp, they can feel the horses does actually run a little bit faster. The Warrior then follows the Bard by knocking on the wooden planks, creating rhythm. The rest of the party look at each other. No words can be heard. And as the same ideal sparks amongst themselves, they all joins in, finds whatever they can to making music.
If I ever get around to playing a bard, this will be the sort of music they’ll play. It’ll be like that 2CELLOS Thunderstruck video (slightly different setting to this, but look it up, it’s great), starting off as normal calm music and switching over about 30 seconds to this with the whole tavern vibing.
As much as I think "hell yeah, mount and blade sppedrun!" this ages badly in my head when I remember the Cristchurch Shooter had this on his playlist when he commmitted his evil terror attack... :(
I was playing a session of D&D and the DM told us that we were noticed by a horde of thousands of zombie-like creatures which would mean immediate death. So the party stepped inside their caravan and my character at the helm. Luckily my animal handling check was high enough for me to turn on this song and the party escaped just in time
![GAS GAS GAS [MINECRAFT]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TQX53f9uEjk/mqdefault.jpg)
Lyrics, friends.
(Semi-retrieved from a lost comment)
Likest thou, my steed?
Thou art ready, I am ready the same.
'Twill be most exciting.
My heart beateth with a furious haste.
Come, for to the roads we go.
Side by side, let us ride.
I am gone to my horse, thou shalt see me.
I am gone to the roads, as to race you.
I yet rideth, my horse strideth.
I would race you; I wish to face you now. Shall we go now?
Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine.
Tonight, I ride, to be the winner.
Yea, yea, yea, and I ride quick as a flash.
None have gone yet faster.
Hie, hie, hie, the speed of Hermes is mine.
Tonight, I ride, and as the victor.
Yea, yea, yea, a streak of silver I slash.
None have gone yet swifter.
(It's a bit choppy, but enjoy.)
How was the comment lost?
@@dr.penguin7934 via deletion. The original text was better than mine.
Why must the quality comments always be removed?
I came looking for the exact same post and thought I'd gone mad till I saw yours. A few edits from what I remember.
Likest thou, my steed?
Thou art ready, I am ready the same.
It 'Twill be most exciting.
My heart beateth with a furious haste.
Come, for to the roads we go.
Side by side, let us ride.
I am gone to my horse, thou shalt see me.
I am gone to roads, as to race you.
I yet rideth, my horse strideth.
I would race you; I wish to face you now.
Shall we go now?
Hee, hae, hie, my pace is swifter than thine.
Tonight, I ride, to be the winner.
Yea, yea, yea, and I ride quick as a flash.
None have gone yet swifter.
Hee, hae, hie, the speed of Hermes is mine.
Tonight I ride to be the victor.
Yea, yea, yea, a streak of silver I slash.
Spear of Jove and hero.
@@theoriginallaughingm Videos like these are golden treasure, but the comments are always platinum. Why is the good stuff underrated?
Edit: Imma not edit the lyrics much more though, since I think someone else should repost the lyrics, verses and all. Maybe you'd like to try?
GM: "The monster is running away! What do you do?"
Monk:
Way of the Tofu
@@andruchung3066 KENSEI DORIFTO - 3rd level way of the carriage feature
when you choose this subclass at 3rd level, you gain proficency in the intimidation skill and the use of land veichles, and your proficnecy bonus is doubled in these skills. you can make unarmed strikes and attacks with your monk weapons while driving a land veichle or mounted on a creature. whenever you hit a creature with your unarmed strikes or a monk weapon, you can spend a number of ki points up to your proficency bonus to move up to your speed (this movement doesen't provoke opportunity attacks) and make a number of attacks on a creature or object up to the number of ki points you spent. if it's an object or structure, any damage you'd deal to it is doubled. if it's a creature, if you hit the creature, they must make a wisdom saving throw against your ki saving throw or become blind. additionally, you can steal 1 object they are holding. you reappear in your original position if you used this ability while driving a land veichle or mounted on a creature.
And the Monk passed it through many generations to a music artist in Europe
Catfolk Monk with Expeditious Retreat: "I am speed"
Whips
"clop...clop...clop, how doth you liketh...my stallion?"
"He runs as quick as a flash... across....the field of battle!"
Given that the olde term for a Donkey is an ass, I feel it’d be more historically appropriate ( and hilarious ) to use that instead of a horse.
Useless historical fact of the day: The Mongol Horde (of Ghengis Khan fame) exclusivly went into battle riding mares, as to keep a source of milk always handy.
@@christopherfleetwood5252 I'll be honest, I've heard the words at the begining of the original song as "Ass ass ass..."
@@Nsinger998 Do you like??? My Ass??? 😂
"everybody gangsta until some weird cart start drifting itself"
You mean magnificent stallion
cat*
N-NANI?! CARTO D'ORIFTO?!
xD
@F15H :D pickle rick: let me introduce myself
@F15H :D *COMEDY*
@F15H :D *INDEED*
@@ch3rp1 I love the comment section
I´ve been in thine place before
I hath been un thine location procuring
Deja vu? :D
I'm here because i hear a medieval version of bad piggies 😎🤙
Year 1586:
(AE86)
1 horse power cheese delivery
VS
8 horses power royalty carriage
So where can i bet ?
fun fact 1 horse doesn't have 1 horsepower but about 24
@@De3dlus sheit! I'm gonna bet the 8 horses power one.
use pregnant horses because they have 2 horsepower instead of just one to double your horsepower
@@CostcoComrade probably heavy and gonna break tht another engine
NOOO YOU CANT DRIFT A HORSEDRAWN CARRIAGE
Some Roman about to make history: haha horsey go pgbrbrbbrbrrt
You could say the horse has gas, gas, gas. XD
I like to imagine that at some point in history, two merchant carts ended up meeting together at a crossroad, both needing to go to the same town, looked at each other and then at the road, smiled at each other and created the first street race in history
A professional chariot racer go practice on one of the Seven Hills, but he encounters a tofu delivery chariot.
I want to imagine that some bard somewhere in medieval times tried playing something like this and everyone in the hall just stared at them in complete bewilderment.
Dio approves the chariot crash music.
So does thy tash
This testeth of speed and wariness shall end....
WITHST A TWO-CARRIAGE COLLISION!
Silver chariot
In ancient times, The Romans Drifted using their Horse's front hooves through the Roman Colosseum.
now im imagining a stanced horse tysm
I'm running an Initial D style dungeon for my players on Sunday and this is perfect. Thank you.
How did it go?
I want to know both how it went and also how you run an initial d dnd style dungeon? would you get to like race eachother? if so sounds fun
@@emotional_support_ghost9787 Recover a stolen cup artifact from an abandoned Dwarven mine overrun by kobolds who have perfected multi-rail drifting on the mining carts.
@@emotional_support_ghost9787 Players entered the dungeon at the top of a mountain. Looking down the mountain, before entering, they could see a piece of racetrack exit and re-enter the mountain, but they didn't yet know it was a part of a racetrack. So they enter the first room and it's a bunch of custom wagon parts, with a clock showing time-to-build, and a list of part descriptions / effects. After building the wagon, they pushed it through an open portal into a room where 10 other teams were pushing their carts to a start line. On the mark, all teams went down the hill (the PCs started in last because the goblin wagon tricked them lololol), and then it was essentially a series of combat encounters as they slowly moved up to 1st place. The driver could get out of their seat to fight, but every time a turn came up, someone would have to jump back in and Drift as their Action (or else the car would slam a cave wall or fall off a ledge). There were multiple track sections: swinging axes, open area with a dragon attacking, a quick trip to all 4 elemental planes (yes, drifting through the elemental plane of fire while your car and your skid marks are all on fire)(and yes, I added a filter sweep to the music when they went underwater), and of course the section of track that goes outdoors they saw from before (during which they were able to coordinate a ballista-strike from their airship).
It went really well ^^
I shall showeth thee real drifting!
dost thine appreciate mine carriage?
swag garfield
when your quest is time sensitive and the sun is setting:
Skip the horse, and hit the mule (aka the Ass Ass Ass)
Apparently this got deleted, so I'm just gonna...
[Verse 1]
Likest thou, my steed?
Thou art ready, I am ready the same.
Aye 'twill be most exciting.
My heart beateth with a furious haste.
Come, for to the roads we go.
Side by side, let us ride.
[Pre-chorus]
To my stallion gone, I shall mount him,
To the thoroughfare, as to meet you,
Hands are steady, soul is ready
I would see you.
I wish to race with thee, shall we go now?
[Chorus]
Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine.
Tonight, I ride, as though thy lover,
Yea, yea, yea, I am as a flash.
Spear of Jove and hero.
Hie, hie, hie,
A streak of silver I slash
Tonight I ride to be the victor
Yea, yea, yea
The speed of Hermes is mine,
None have gone yet swifter.
[Verse 2]
Act thou swiftly, my heart beateth for thee,
heat burneth in my body
Pow'r so vigorous may ne'er be contained
Aye, my blood is swift for thee, steel thy will, steel thy soul
[Pre-chorus]
To my stallion gone, I shall mount him,
To the thoroughfare, as to meet you,
Hands are steady, soul is ready
I would see you.
I wish to race with thee, shall we go now?
[Chorus]
Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine.
Tonight, I ride, as though thy lover,
Yea, yea, yea, I am as a flash.
Spear of Jove and hero.
Hie, hie, hie,
A streak of silver I slash
Tonight I ride to be the victor
Yea, yea, yea
The speed of Hermes is mine,
None have gone yet swifter.
[Pre-chorus]
To my stallion gone...
Likest thou my steed?
Hands are steady, soul is ready
I would see you.
I wish to race with thee, shall we go now?
[Chorus]
Hie, hie, hie, my pace is swifter than thine.
Tonight, I ride, as though thy lover,
Yea, yea, yea, I am as a flash.
Spear of Jove and hero.
Hie, hie, hie,
A streak of silver I slash
Tonight I ride to be the victor
Yea, yea, yea
The speed of Hermes is mine,
None have gone yet swifter.
Bump. This fucking rocks
How did u come up with this 😭
@@israelnoble7614 same way I come up with anything; put the words together until it looks good
Me and the Boys about to steal the Princess
I'm gonna use thin in my d&d campaign for chase sequences.
Ok but you have to use Donkies ( or as they were called in olden tymes Asses ) instead of horses! 😂
Allies gain +1 Movement. On Successful Athlete (DEX) Checks able to slide around corners without a movement penalties. Failure rolls...you wipeout and crash.
@@Qardo And also receive 1d6 damage
"Does this young lad knoweth not this road? After this slow left awaits a sharp right. There is no time for him to slow down, he shall slip into the pit of doom!"
(gasps)
"Wh-what in thine earth was that?!!"
"A dancing skid?!!"
The cart, it doth drift!
Our mightey and holey emp'ror: "Thou cans't drift in the coluseum"
Me, a scholar:"haha, horsey goes: Prrrr, skkrrrt, skkrrt"
When you invite her over for a crusade but she's home alone.
I had my playlist on shuffle, and this came on right after the saddest song on there. To say I laughed would be an understatement.
what was the sad song
We need answers
Roman gladiator cart battles pretty much deserved this song
Even if it is not quite of the right period
Which came first?
Well I mean this song doesn't really fit with medieval time period either so I think it works just as well for some ancient charioteer
There is a latin version of this song
Just imagine instead this plays in the Hippodrome in Constantinople during the chariot races. The Byzantines lasted way to the start of the Renaissance so this would still fit for them.
Finland edition: gas gas gas = PERKELEEN PERKELEEN PERKELE!
until a satan's chimpanzee blocks your way
@@Janshevik As someone from the antipodes please explain
@@lochlanhanham8308 th-cam.com/video/2s2s_CPrlQs/w-d-xo.html
Initial Invicta
Why is this so underrated?????
Was this used to meme Black Death cases?
Lmao
No it was used for Black Death deaths
ah, which place had the most deaths and cases, just like this pandemic, gotta love it.
Me and the bois running after saying that the earth is a globe
Now put that over the Asterix at the Olympic Games chariot race.
in my dnd campaign i've got a city that's known for "horse"back racing, and should my players engage i will have this play in the background, cause the song is a meme with my one mounted player already.
when you’ve come to the dragon’s late, but you just realized you’re a coward: 1:18
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME, NOT WHEN I GO INTO THE HYPERSPACE JUMP!
Grass, grass, grass! *revs up horse*
One of the most underrated bardcores imo
If theres a movie about horse cart racing, I would put this
You legend ❤ I am speechless, just wonderful. May I please use your instrumentals for a cover?
My ears turn the instrument to the harpsichord and add the other voices to make it a fugue.
This made me smile so hard for some reason on a pretty crappy day, cheers mate
When bannerlord finishes
When the Tabaxi Monk has Haste casted on them, and has the Mobile feat.
Age! age! age!
I can see it.
The party is on a wagon chasing another wagon. The thieves has stolen riches and many fragile but valuables items.
As the party couldn't risk damaging the wagon, all they can do is rush the horses to run faster.
The bard suddently has an idea: Use his music to Inspire the horses for them to run faster.
As the Bard start playing the harp, they can feel the horses does actually run a little bit faster.
The Warrior then follows the Bard by knocking on the wooden planks, creating rhythm.
The rest of the party look at each other. No words can be heard.
And as the same ideal sparks amongst themselves, they all joins in, finds whatever they can to making music.
omg how the... wow..
Just wow... now it's in my music list.
We need lyrics! This is beautiful!
im gonna make 1
That moment when you’re a Dravidian loving peacefully and see some strange guys on wheels in the distance.
LOL BRILLIANT!
Everybody gansta still the peasant starts driffting in the chariot
If I ever get around to playing a bard, this will be the sort of music they’ll play. It’ll be like that 2CELLOS Thunderstruck video (slightly different setting to this, but look it up, it’s great), starting off as normal calm music and switching over about 30 seconds to this with the whole tavern vibing.
When you realize that D&D stand for Dungeon & Drifting
behold..THY TRUE MEANING OF SPEED
"Dost thou liketh mine chariot?"
Everybody gangsta till the Japanese cavalry drifts through the forest mountains
Sounds incredible! I'm glad I stumbled upon this video!
Driver: If only tho hast a means to inspire my horses...
Bard: Speak less good sir!
Yo this is actually very good, great job! :D
This will strangely fit perfectly in a old Crash Bandicoot's game.
This is a fancy way to say "Do you like my car?"
Dice: *drop 20*
Bard in escaping party:
Do you like....my steed...my steed...my steed
Sire the bandits are escaping!!
*Drifts using a Chariot"
Thine lord be damned- 'tis a true jam!
I typed in "D&D Eurobeat" to see what would come up...
I am not disappointed.
When they say, "Thoust escapeth thouth demon!, hurry afterth him!" you know shit is going down
This is such a fucking jam, I would chariot race to this fucking song every day and revel in it
when the trade winds hit the sails of your caravel 1:18
I love this PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP ahahhaha
Thank you so much for this masterpiece :)
I can't believe even this version gives me hype
Oh god it's sooooooo good. All I can feel is dopamine and I am hyped, God you did such a good job
Good speedrun music for a Crusade.
As much as I think "hell yeah, mount and blade sppedrun!" this ages badly in my head when I remember the Cristchurch Shooter had this on his playlist when he commmitted his evil terror attack... :(
The first hours in Elden Ring with Torrent
The hardest core is the bardest core
Mongolia when it find out that Eurasia is pinch of free land
"Guarantee thy motorwagon's mechanical engine hath its crankshaft revolving XI thousath times for every 0.17 hours."
-Bonte Fodgewareth, 1398
everyone royal till some cool bards start playing this
Danes drifting boats when they hear about a place with spice.
I have chariot and ship races as a big cultural point in my current dnd game I'm running... Guess I know what the Playlist is gonna open up with xD
Bardcore omgs! I love that name hahahaha! But Jesus this slaps
@John B. haha tysm! I’m not sure to be honest with you. I got it from an internet friend of mine...
@John B.
Try to take a picture and then do reverse search...
If the Pharos at this blasting he would have caught Moses.
He would have crossed the sea upon his chariots lol.
unofficial soundtrack of Blast Corps 64 "hang on while I do this sick drift to stop a nuclear disaster"
I'm going to be the fastest racist in the Kingdom
A baldurs gate/d&d bard trying to impress a dragonwrought kobold would play something like this-
In medieval times, gas was either the element of air or a foul smell that causes plague
And there's a lot of it, so you gotta hurry off
The music you play when the D&D party engange in an enchanted Chariot race
Carefully there, for he owned the horses powers
The banjo part sounds like it could be the theme of a yoshi track in an old mario kart lmao
Me as a merchant running away with my product from bandits
I was playing a session of D&D and the DM told us that we were noticed by a horde of thousands of zombie-like creatures which would mean immediate death. So the party stepped inside their caravan and my character at the helm. Luckily my animal handling check was high enough for me to turn on this song and the party escaped just in time
Underrated
The lads be swiftly riding down Olympus.
I did crash mine own chariot while listening to this
dnd chase scene but the bard is also there
Hurry up, Manuel, we need to reconquer Iberia.
The bard casting haste on the barbarian:
*by the heavens, tis thy renowned horse cart slide*
"What in the name of thy greatest known to thee! Thy cart hath swayed forth with it's inertia!"
Oh boy! Some "country" vibes in those strings!
Tesla Owners looking at my Lada be like:
Perfect music to speed run homework
so this is how drifting with a toyota century royal sounds like