DXP: Disney XD's Bad Gamer Shows (@RebelTaxi)

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  • @silas-hw9274
    @silas-hw9274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    they missed like 90% of the notes on guitar hero and they're acting like they are the best players in the world

    • @SynGirl32
      @SynGirl32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They're losing they're mind because one of the two guys played a Guitar Hero expert on Video Game Highschool. But then again, if I remember correctly, his character hated Guitar Hero, was forced into it by his father, and ditched it mid-way through season 1.

    • @arturosandovalsaito2704
      @arturosandovalsaito2704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel bad for Jimmy Wong and Freddie Wong.

  • @GIRru11
    @GIRru11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    Lesson to be learned, Disney XD thinks the best part about lets plays is the yelling.

  • @lol88133
    @lol88133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I'm surprised Swoozie is on a Disney show after he talked about working for them. He didn't have nice things to say.

    • @WakoDoodle
      @WakoDoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The difference is how much money :D

    • @brandonchavez9438
      @brandonchavez9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wako Doodle got emmmm

    • @SMA2343
      @SMA2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Maybe Disney Parks is different that TV studio. Or just that 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @psychonaut1502
      @psychonaut1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm surprised he didn't take at least one of those girls out on a date.

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    This reminded me of a clip on some Nick show where fans gave you tips in video game tips. One little girl's tip for the game Spyro was to attack the enemies BEFORE they attack you.

  • @ndm13
    @ndm13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    It could have worked if not for the censorship. You can't cover M rated games on a G rated show. Everyone watching this is already also watching on TH-cam, so a censored version is pointless.

    • @ToastyMann
      @ToastyMann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They could've just said "This is for Mature Audiences only. Viewer Discretion is advised." and called it a day without censoring anything major.

    • @rotundmonibuv5103
      @rotundmonibuv5103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ToastyMann it wouldn't make any sense for a network who's target audience is mostly kids. Families and older people are an afterthought.

    • @ToastyMann
      @ToastyMann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@rotundmonibuv5103 Cartoons Network has Adult Swim at night. It works pretty well for them, so maybe Disney could've done something similar here.

    • @Allanbuzzy
      @Allanbuzzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ToastyMann Yeah, Disney could've literally split the block and made an adult-focused D|XP. This would've meant that the shows wouldn't have to get censored or blurred out. This would've worked so much better. As for E3 coverage, they could've used ESPN to broadcast D|XP coverage. That way, they wouldn't have to worry about children watching blood.

    • @ToastyMann
      @ToastyMann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Allanbuzzy fucking exactly

  • @ContinueShow
    @ContinueShow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2066

    Thank you for saying such nice things! We appreciate it!

  • @kalenuwu
    @kalenuwu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    For anyone too lazy to look up the neopets video, basically Pan and his girlfriend talk about having a baby and Pan loses it. You can tell that they’re joking (albeit it’s not funny, just a lot of cringe), but they drag the joke on and on that some might think they’re being serious.

    • @Double_K_A
      @Double_K_A 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Thank you. I watched it and was wondering what was the big deal. Though it might be the cringe baby jokes but with the way Pan was talking about it, he made it seemed like CP popped on the screen.

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Eh, that was a let down

    • @wjbushjr
      @wjbushjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      So Pan acting like a manchild as usual? No surprised there

    • @TooCooFoYou
      @TooCooFoYou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      SteepSlope Pan has a girlfriend?

    • @onyxgrnr666
      @onyxgrnr666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was like super obviusly a joke

  • @cloudthelemon756
    @cloudthelemon756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    Gaming isn't the same without the swears and controversy.

    • @munromister777
      @munromister777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There are youtube gamers that are good without swearing and controversy, such as Lord Minion 777.

    • @Gamer4672
      @Gamer4672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      don't forget racial and sexist slurs

    • @fairy3731
      @fairy3731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@munromister777
      And Chadtronic

    • @gumball2253
      @gumball2253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ni-

    • @thomaswiseau2421
      @thomaswiseau2421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Gamer4672 *gamer words

  • @quizboy99
    @quizboy99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    I don't care what you say that show that hyped the shit out of Guitar Hero was by far the worse on this list. I would rather piss a cactus than watch that show

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Reading this in hank's voice was the most magical journey ever.

    • @thedipperman5106
      @thedipperman5106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hank Hill i rather bath myself in propane and propane accessories then watch disney nowadays.

    • @tomwaterwitch
      @tomwaterwitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's why you should tell Disney to make speed run races of your Propane game!

    • @ivygirl9119
      @ivygirl9119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hank Hill Propane

    • @ToastyMann
      @ToastyMann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They didn't get professional GH players like Acai or UKOGMonkey. Instead they got random celebrities who scream loudly and mash buttons on "No-Fail" mode.

  • @MapleMilk
    @MapleMilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    The Sonic Unleashed E rank theme is basically the theme to my life. *insert generic self deprecating humor here*

    • @WildManToons
      @WildManToons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rank E theme is the funniest thing ever especially if you listen closely

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MapleMilk
      That is the theme to my love life

    • @juliannocartagena2007
      @juliannocartagena2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the Wii version it’s the music that plays in the Mission Failed screen.

  • @Legoluigi26
    @Legoluigi26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    At least the block was progressive. It broke the glass ceiling for the most oppressed group of all: gamers.

    • @Revealingstorm.
      @Revealingstorm. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Legoluigi26 this is sarcasm right lol

    • @depreciatednull
      @depreciatednull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Alex Marko it's a meme

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @stevenchilltin6115
      @stevenchilltin6115 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Revealingstorm. shutup

    • @Revealingstorm.
      @Revealingstorm. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenchilltin6115 well I probably was never going to say another thing about this seeing as it's 4 years old, but now I've un-shut up due to you

  • @ScradeCottontail
    @ScradeCottontail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Jacksepticeye on Disney is a sin against everything in nature.

    • @elkaboing90
      @elkaboing90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm sure he's done worse

    • @elkaboing90
      @elkaboing90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      There's dignity work and paycheck work

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's jack septiceye.
      Didney kidzzz will relate to his highlarious undertale let's plays.

    • @CTHD13
      @CTHD13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed Scrade, Disney has the money to do a lot better than that.

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Temmie Plays!
      He literally did one let's play of Undertale, 2 years ago.

  • @williamwestlake
    @williamwestlake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "The cops have been notified, there's nothing we can do"
    Damn, that sure is a great way to get people interested in your gaming channel! Props fam.

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Will
      Even though people should stay away from the comment section most importantly since you'd be insulted if you even think that the situation is even remotely true, I think it's true but eventually the fanbase is going to be more awful and angry so Pan needs to be more open and admit to the issues but that might end up ruining his career so I have hopes that his hiatus isn't caused by the controversy.

    • @Poison_Paradise
      @Poison_Paradise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao you think it's true? Why would he randomly bring dumb shit like that up out of thin air? I mean I guess it could be a subconscious thing but it seems to me like a bad joke.

    • @Poison_Paradise
      @Poison_Paradise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brayan Argandona Florentino
      Hey, shut the fuck up, fam.

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can someone explain the controversy to me?

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's no way any of that is true... Right?

  • @AceStarstream
    @AceStarstream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Im so angry at that Guitar Hero bit. I swear they had some sort of cheats on. Trash..

    • @ToastyMann
      @ToastyMann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same. They got random celebrities who scream laudly and mash buttons on No-Fail mode. Get Acai or UKOGMonkey in there while having them play Soulless 4 and you're all set.

    • @piggy-iy5re
      @piggy-iy5re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were doing face-off
      You can't even fucking fail in that mode

  • @rpulido50
    @rpulido50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Oh my lord my sides hurt seeing them getting so hyped while missing every note on TTFAF

  • @abraham3673
    @abraham3673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    That guitar hero shit was so hype I’m trying to stop crying of laughter

    • @mushroomdude123
      @mushroomdude123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      “I SAW THE KING!!!”

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They missed like every other note. Like I've been saying for years too Fire and Flames isn't even their best song

    • @yieschu
      @yieschu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FC Soulless 4 or fraud kappa

  • @juli4767
    @juli4767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    You're awesome man. Hope you get that CN work you always talk about soon

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Julian Salazar with the way things are going with cartoon network, I would consider netflix for now.

    • @angeldeactivated
      @angeldeactivated 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would consider him making top 10 obscure Disney channel shows

    • @vidyogamenurd
      @vidyogamenurd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jose Sosa Infinity Train is becoming a full series.

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magistone on netflix right? Cool.

    • @vidyogamenurd
      @vidyogamenurd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jose Sosa No, on Cartoon Network

  • @thevideosinc
    @thevideosinc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Problem with this is kids move on to new things really fast. My two little siblings watch these shows for like 2 weeks and stopped and moved back onto some TH-camr.

  • @MapleMilk
    @MapleMilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    But did anyone notice Pan’s editing was on point?

  • @user-jj4vo1yg6s
    @user-jj4vo1yg6s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    the Guitar Hero bit was the worst thing ive seen in a long time

  • @maroyo3805
    @maroyo3805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    “The most oppressed group of all... GAMERS...”

    • @keps_ksk
      @keps_ksk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao

    • @jellybrown
      @jellybrown 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Real Anthony Fantano he has a ness profile pic he's being ironic

    • @maroyo3805
      @maroyo3805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jaime Brown it’s a quote from a Batman parody dub

    • @thkarape
      @thkarape 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gamergate was actually this generation's civil rights movement, possibly even more important.

    • @Hdubs44
      @Hdubs44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Terrance Petsas people don't need civil rights, the fuck is a " MLK"

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    Why does Parker look like JacksFilms but sound like PeanutButterGamer?

    • @1569-y7l
      @1569-y7l 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The ultimate evolution

    • @kai615k
      @kai615k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Veteran Nintenerd ME ME GHOST RIDE THE WHIP

    • @Vigilant379
      @Vigilant379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Too much soy milk.

    • @manicmania695
      @manicmania695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      why does jacksfilms looks like parker but sound like parker

    • @Sumitsami
      @Sumitsami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know.
      Why do you have Sunset Shimmer as your pfp?

  • @SetnaroX
    @SetnaroX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    When I first heard "DXP", I thought they meant "DSP" and I was going "when the hell did DarksydePhil get his own Disney TV series?".

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I mean it might be pretty successful though...only bc people would watch just to laugh at him

    • @theycallmejojo6090
      @theycallmejojo6090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      “Stupid bugged broadcast mechanics”

    • @3rdBalance
      @3rdBalance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cristian Davis the soul maid arc is good right now

    • @thedoorman7687
      @thedoorman7687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, "Watch a Trainwreck Daily ft. Snorts, burps, the phrase "the bottom line is..." every 5 seconds and tax issues" sounds good... for 2 minutes.

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They call me Jojo "Oh my God. What am i supoosed to do!!! I dont get it!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

  • @thejedisonic67
    @thejedisonic67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "Single-Player letsplays aren't for me unless the player's having a mental breakdown"
    You mean like that one time ProJared played Bubsy: the Woolies Strike Back?
    (Funny coincidence: ProJared also made a cameo on a tv gamer show called Game Shakers, but that was Nick)

    • @ryanleatigaga7596
      @ryanleatigaga7596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Out of all the guests to bring on, why ProJared? Not that I don't like him, its just that he was the weirdest choice to get on a kid's show about games.

    • @irrelevoice
      @irrelevoice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ryan Leatigaga Jared made a video about it and said it was weird that they picked him after he did the ''top 10 dicks in videogames'' video

    • @stagpie6449
      @stagpie6449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's even funnier when you know that ProJared has a main tumblr that is pure filth

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheJediSonic
      Pan already talked about Jared!

    • @squigin3380
      @squigin3380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like that time pan was playing toy story and had a breakdown talking about his sad wank?

  • @KaijaSchmauss
    @KaijaSchmauss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ok, I love Swoozie, but he's not really a let's player. He's a gamer, and he talks about his love of video games, but most of his videos are animated storytimes. Why Disney thought putting him on a group let's play show was going to work is beyond me.

  • @elkaboing90
    @elkaboing90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I guess Polaris should have used that money to save their dying channel

    • @Deletedvirus404
      @Deletedvirus404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      0utta S1TE totalbreakdown can die out as a channel for all I care

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Irvin Castillo
      Once game grumps left it all came tumbling down tumbling down
      Tumbling down

    • @lmpst7915
      @lmpst7915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neither can he with all those cancer

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gamegrumps is going with them

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    This reminds me of when Projared was on the one Nick show with them there videa games. It's as if they just looked and were like "Hm... who's special with dem dare kids and vidiya gaims." Without actually doing research and knowing how Jared is a very special man who made a video about reproductive organs, can switch between being really analytical and serious to hilariously dumb in a second, and will go crazy and destroy a city if some fool shows 10 arrows to him. Though it seems they're all finally learning to stick with what they can do and not try too hard to appeal to the kids, as it just results in backlash.

    • @Brain_With_Glasses
      @Brain_With_Glasses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wilfred Cthulu I see you everywhere

    • @xbox360funches
      @xbox360funches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Wilfred Cthulu poor Jared. Although when he was asked about this I think he said something along the lines of “It was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be on TV and I wasn’t going to turn it down.” But still, I don’t blame him for having at least some regret.

    • @logannottheonefrommarvel9917
      @logannottheonefrommarvel9917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Wilfred Cthulu unlike South Park with their Pewdiepie episode, people can't make fun of gaming for the sake of satire probably because they don't even fully understand the industry and how the internet culture surrounding it works.

    • @jugoyyung
      @jugoyyung 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wilfred Cthulu I didn't read any of this

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That's like if Nick, or Disney Channel brought The Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, or Jim Sterling onto one of their shows, and neutered them with their strict guidelines. This is why they're better suited for the internet.

  • @happysatan7404
    @happysatan7404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    the word gamer fills me with disgust...even though I am considered a gamer I just don't like how it's used today

    • @ScumSookar
      @ScumSookar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey, at least you agree.

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My cat stepped on my N64 remote and pressed the button. I guess he's gamer now
      *"WE **_GAMEEEERS_** ARE GONNA PLAY **_GEEEAAAMS_** BECACASE WE'RE GAMERS!!!!!!!1!!1!"*
      I'll stick to TH-cam this kind of stuff makes me feel unwell.

    • @happysatan7404
      @happysatan7404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      VïVï Jœstar what if I am homo?

    • @georgelucas1242
      @georgelucas1242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeh, it's just another word for marketeers to wank over.

    • @ivygirl9119
      @ivygirl9119 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kinda like that DIY crap

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    if your going to censor half your show....... then don't bother making it, something DXP doesn't get

    • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
      @JohnDoe-kv3kd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seriously I saw that general audience thing and immediately was like oh no.
      This is strike three for Disney XD, after Dr who and Naruto Shippuden 2 shows that had no business being on a Disney channel.
      The programming staff either have shit for brains or someone simply isn't doing the checking into these things they should be.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Doe Naruto on Disney XD? Someone isn’t doing their bloody research!

    • @Allanbuzzy
      @Allanbuzzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KnakuanaRka Aired on Jetix over here as well. No, seriously.

    • @RyanBurnsRed
      @RyanBurnsRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JohnDoe-kv3kdBaffled to this day I'm still wondering why they got rid of Toon Disney and all the great cartoons that were on there in. Now it's just Disney Channel 3 with occasional cringey nonsense like this. It makes me miss my childhood and really feel for this kids of today because CN and Nick aren't any better

    • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
      @JohnDoe-kv3kd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RyanBurnsRed
      Yeah baffling indeed.
      The weirdest thing was when places like Nicktoons had dragon Ball z Kai and Disney XD had Naruto Shippuden. Both had to have significant edits/changes (especially Naruto) I mean who thought that was a smart good idea?! who thought those would/could work on those channels?!
      I mean when we left the 4kids era I thought everyone learned their lesson. Nope. History simply repeats. All will be well when TV finally dies. I hate to say it but a streaming future is better for everybody. You don't know how hard it is for me to say that. Unfortunately it's true.

  • @000Brianna
    @000Brianna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I don’t like these gaming shows on Disney XD, they’re cringey. Honestly, it’s trying to be something per edgy and it just fails hilariously. Also, Gamer Guides to Pretty Much Anything was kind’ve the start to all the gaming on Disney XD, snd that show was a slap in the face to gamers and anyone that liked games.

    • @theprocrastinator6813
      @theprocrastinator6813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To make something edgy it has to go towards the inapropriate zone. Older kid cartoons did this alot more often. Just look at ed edd and eddy

    • @cyanity1017
      @cyanity1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really the only one I actually somewhat like, [ like as in background noise not to actually watch ] is the Parker plays one cause that one at least has some originality and isn't just clips of already existing gameplays from other TH-camrs unlike player select

    • @omegamemer69420
      @omegamemer69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 years later and it sucks more than ever

    • @yahirsolorio8795
      @yahirsolorio8795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least at Player select season 2 has a cartoon looking mascot which how I got my profile pic from.

  • @elkaboing90
    @elkaboing90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    You know it was gonna fail the minute they censor a lets players but then everything felt like a bad sketch show with a very low budget and an overload of cringe

    • @GentleHeretic
      @GentleHeretic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the only reason any child would care about anyone on here is if they'd seen them in their uncensored originals. It's so counter-intuitive it's mindboggling.

    • @thegoatonstrawberrytoast9312
      @thegoatonstrawberrytoast9312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Oh darnit, I lost! Obligitory meme reference!"

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But you can watch sufficently editted stuff online for free. The bigger the budget the lesser the charm.

    • @TheAntiSanta
      @TheAntiSanta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Children don't give a fuck about their stupid TV Shows being Censored. That's just tryhards on the Internet that get pissed off that a school girl's skirt is 2 inches longer in the English Release.

  • @HebiHouse
    @HebiHouse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Polaris is so cringey, sheesh I've had more intense game nights with less screaming

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Drunk Mario kart with my friends is far crazier and there's much less screaming

    • @ivygirl9119
      @ivygirl9119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:40 So true

    • @yoelistrujillo333
      @yoelistrujillo333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orochimaru Hebi the only Polaris i enjoy is Polaris submission only jiu jitsu

  • @NollyProject
    @NollyProject 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The guys playing Guitar Hero were missing lots of notes, why was everybody acting like they were fuckin’ mega gods

    • @GhostGhosterson
      @GhostGhosterson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Corbijn Lewis they were all brown nosing
      But Freddy Wong isnt popular anymore because he does something called effort

    • @TheNorilla
      @TheNorilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let alone it's the Smash Hits version.

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Corbijn Lewis
      Because Disney are a bunch of fucking corporates who are in a middle of a existential crisis and decide to cater to the Ricegum demographic and failed by making that cringy shit that is actually a rip-off of a video on TH-cam of people doing the same thing.

    • @w0ng659
      @w0ng659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eric Lerma They make good movies atleast.

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate to see what happens if you let these people play fuckin Rocksmith 😂

  • @prfo5554
    @prfo5554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Polaris is actually the name of Disney's video game network on TH-cam. It is one of the successors to Maker Studios.

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Dodger used to be part of them at one point?

  • @FoxBlocksHere
    @FoxBlocksHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not to mention that in Player Select they feel the need to make some sort of annoying edit every 5 seconds

    • @monstergaming4467
      @monstergaming4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oml it hurts my soul to watch it half the time, because it is such poor taste

    • @ashleythedumbass715
      @ashleythedumbass715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ItzMichaelPhillips yay you’re the epic guy who made those bfb minecraft thingos

    • @FoxBlocksHere
      @FoxBlocksHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleythedumbass715 yes

  • @I_couldnt_use_ram_as_my_handle
    @I_couldnt_use_ram_as_my_handle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Anybody else remember when they played happy wheels of all games on DISNEY.

    • @elkaboing90
      @elkaboing90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      mason pritchett man the censorship on jacksepticeye's was hard to watch also why use cats

    • @beiwubsnsod7378
      @beiwubsnsod7378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Irvin Castillo cause cats are hip and thats what kids on the internetz liek

    • @metalinsanityx9862
      @metalinsanityx9862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God i hated seeing that the green or confetti blood was just as bad

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      metalinsanity x Nickalodeon should have copyright claimed them for using big amounts of slime in their show

    • @The4664GAME
      @The4664GAME 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bbecause of the haha-funny maymay effect

  • @TheApacheNinja
    @TheApacheNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    It's a good idea for the kiddos, but they went around it all wrong.
    Make this into some Toonami block for Disney XD, make it intended for more mature viewers, and make more shows have more production value and then end the block for the night with Waypoint (Which was the only thing I cared to watch) and if the want, livestream Esports or show off the 'best of' moments.
    If Disney is trying to cater to gamers, they can't be afraid to have more expressive freedom on their network like how TH-camrs can just be themselves.

  • @BeAwesomeOne
    @BeAwesomeOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    DXP? As in DarkXydePhil?

    • @garytitman859
      @garytitman859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      BeAwesomeOne we don't talk about him

    • @xbox360funches
      @xbox360funches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BeAwesomeOne wait how was this comment posted 17 hours ago it was just posted today?

    • @MatthewCobalt
      @MatthewCobalt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Produce
      Patreon.

    • @GameAlicornLuna
      @GameAlicornLuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Give me the IGN Show over that, please.

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BeAwesomeOne You beat me to that comment

  • @KoiKittenVA
    @KoiKittenVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That Polaris show.. god I’ve never cringed so hard at a bunch of grown adults in my life..

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I literally had zero clue who ANY of the people onscreen were. And my thoughts were, "people like to watch a group of idiots scream at nothing?" Never heard of any of those people, and I'm keeping it that way. How fake would you say that show was? I'd say it was about a 9 out of 10 on the fakeness scale. Possibly the most cringeworthy "gameshow" that was on TV. It looked like how gamers are portrayed on TV shows, when they show off games on a sitcom or something, or when you see people in a movie playing something. Or, like Pan showed, a clip from South Park, (which is my favorite cartoon ever), where people are just crowding around them, screaming at 2 dudes playing a game with a plastic controller, pretending that they're rock stars, when they're just 2 kids playing a game for fun. But unlike South Park, that Polaris thing was just annoying as shit, and also, South Park is just a cartoon show not meant to be taken seriously; and just watched for fun, and Is pretty much the BEST show on TV right NOW. Polaris? I don't even know what the fuck that is. Sounds like they just made it up right on the spot. Doesn't even sound real, sounds like a scam, or a fake internet show. Maybe it was a scam?

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey if Disney told me that I'd get paid for yelling and playing some games with a load of strangers sign me up

  • @ProfessionalGreifer
    @ProfessionalGreifer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:47 That sailor moon cosplay looks so good!

  • @holymackerelthethird2478
    @holymackerelthethird2478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Single player let's plays where the dude has a mental breakdown? Boy, do I have the guy for you

    • @st3v3n41
      @st3v3n41 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jerma?

    • @thekinkshameexpress177
      @thekinkshameexpress177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      pan pizza himself?

    • @DarthJoshReturns
      @DarthJoshReturns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spoony?

    • @magnas27
      @magnas27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vinesauce Vinny? Well, i know he's mostly dead inside but does it count?

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the kinkshame express "She was wearing a Ruby Gloom T-Shirt!"

  • @sorenveluxidus274
    @sorenveluxidus274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jimmy Wong is Freddy Wong’s brother (they are both part of Rocket Jump, formerly Freddyw)

  • @monarchofvegetables960
    @monarchofvegetables960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    In Australia we had 'Good Game', and later 'Good Game: Spawn Point'. GGSP was on the kids network, so all mature titles were on the mainshow, but it did have interviews with developers and a robot called Darren, who was a knock of Darlek with pasta scoops for hands.

    • @khif13
      @khif13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved those shows.

    • @liamhayes9037
      @liamhayes9037 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And we now have Screenplay on Channel 7 with a lot of the same guys working on it

    • @roseymatilda745
      @roseymatilda745 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember my bro and I harassing their PO box to find out when Pokemon Black and White was coming out. It was one of the only shows I really cared about watching on that channel. Prank Patrol and Spatalot were pretty fun too, but I doubt either of those are running now either since most of the staff from the early ABC 3 era have left by now. Shame.

  • @Denizu
    @Denizu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Parker plays?! He was once the representitive for the minecraft minigames server "mineplex". He got paid to play the minigames and make other minecraft content. It went, ok I guess but that wasn't enough so he went independent. Kinda glad he got picked up by Disney at least for how long it lasted.

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah all and all the show isn't bad and Parker always seemed like he was having fun
      And you gotta admit they do the bits for there show pretty well

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    10:30 I am a hardcore fan of DragonForce!
    And even that shit makes me cringe and feel a little embarrassed...

    • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
      @brayanargandonaflorentino548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ManiacX1999 I love metal, and this is painfully cringey as hell

    • @Korbsio
      @Korbsio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love guitar hero, metal and through the fire and the flames, and this is actually hurting my head to watch.

  • @tripdefect87
    @tripdefect87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I'm still mad that the only thing that we have to remember X-Play by is some oversized tome of video game reviews

    • @frogglen6350
      @frogglen6350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tripdefect87 And the reviews feel like they're being narrated by a robot.

    • @decadentgamer3108
      @decadentgamer3108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I liked X-Play, well the first I wanna say 3-4 seasons? The episodes where Adam and Morgan's set was a small, comfy looking room before they upgraded to that big studio. But I must admit the review portions did feel a bit robotic though I mostly tuned into X-Play for the skits. I still remember the Morgan Von Web segment where she tested out which console would last a beating and I think the Gamecube ended up winning or the "Kill Bunny" parody lol.

  • @nfacebabii1721
    @nfacebabii1721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Color me intrigued and have me drink from the segregated fountain.” 😂😂😂

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “If they can make it, so can I”
    Actually that brings up a good point Pan. If you were given the opportunity to have small 5-20 minute segments on CN or Disney or Nick doing what you do now and talking about animation history and animated shows, but had to keep the humor PG or lower, would you do it? Or would you rather it show late night on Toonami or Adult Swim or some other late night block and keep your stuff the same?

    • @loumalabann9303
      @loumalabann9303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheLastHylianTitan would you rather watch pan resort to his shit puns just to keep it pg and below (assuming he doesnt accidentally make a crude sex pun)

  • @jevronfreeman7709
    @jevronfreeman7709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    *Who said Rock was dead?*

    • @sobersplash6172
      @sobersplash6172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jevron Freeman if it wasn't before it sure is now

    • @kylebroflovski5883
      @kylebroflovski5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cringed when she said that

  • @retsuza
    @retsuza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    GOAL
    _IGGER
    "Wait , what does his hoodie say" ahaha

    • @kc_9970
      @kc_9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's Goal Digger.

  • @Gaia_BentosZX5
    @Gaia_BentosZX5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Yeah, this is the issue. There's so much potential here, but the problem is the restriction by censorship. AVGN lasted good long time due to no such restrictions. If they took off dem gloves and stopped being so kid-friendly, maybe DXP would be a better programming block.

  • @vernonator1935
    @vernonator1935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    “Who said rock was dead?” Dragon force isn’t rock you shrieking mimsy

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Vernonator That song is also from 2006.

    • @SentinelHirsc
      @SentinelHirsc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Vernonator Well, in a roundabout way it is. Power Metal is a subgenre of a subgenre of rock.

    • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
      @brayanargandonaflorentino548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to die

    • @stormintheshell5130
      @stormintheshell5130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      POWEERMETALL

    • @estradacesar49
      @estradacesar49 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Shut up mimmmsy!!!!" (hits your head )

  • @starrydaze_
    @starrydaze_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Watching Disney XD reminds me of the time I was watching it as a kid and had an existential crisis about how everyone I know and love will eventually be gone and I'll be there sad and regretting it.

    • @RariettyC
      @RariettyC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt the same way when Toon Disney suddenly became Disney XD

    • @yahirsolorio8795
      @yahirsolorio8795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't see what's wrong with Disney XD, I thought it looked so awesome. after watching some variety, I drew a Disney XD logo on paper as a kid.

  • @Prnnce
    @Prnnce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    On today's episode of "Old Man Yells At Cloud"

  • @DanielNotFake
    @DanielNotFake ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Players Select is very nostalgic.

  • @SmrtPhonRtistCF
    @SmrtPhonRtistCF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I enjoyed watching Waypoint when it was on, they had this one cool story of a small indie team creating a retro styled game with so many constraints placed against them.

  • @1065chris
    @1065chris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The Attack hosts seem like generally funny people when you remove the censorship.

    • @wearesupercreative
      @wearesupercreative 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Really? I heard the guy is a dick.

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I kinda wanna watch attack the block now

  • @DTheHedgehog
    @DTheHedgehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    see here's the thing- why doesn't dxp start a new show which just does game and pop culture reviews in the style of jontron/pbg/caddicarus?
    those things would be about 10-15 minutes worth of runtime and wouldn't be so bad on paper. though knowing disney they'd find a way to fuck it up and wouldn't be able to catch up with the time the game has to be called fresh

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      D The Hedgehog
      Because it would take a bit quite effort and TH-cam is accessible and so many kids have their favorite TH-camr they figured it'll be cheaper and easier to grab viedos, TH-cam's and a bunch of dated pop culture junk instead.
      Also, chemistry is important. Take GameGrumps for example, two guys sitting on the couch talking, making jokes, laughing playing games and just having a good time (unless it's Battle Kid or the black night when there's raging but it's still hilarious) because there's good chemistry. Just putting a bunch of random people in a room isnt going to work.

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They will fuck it up just with the fact that they will censor literally everything

  • @breadbaskets2772
    @breadbaskets2772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    God the whole Polaris/TGS network really went to shit. The whole channel is completely dead and everyone who cared left. Sucks to see that this was the end result of it.

    • @Allanbuzzy
      @Allanbuzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the future of Polaris definitely depended on this block. Although it was a bit popular in the summer it definitely sucks to see the corpse of Polaris completely gutted for this block. See you, Polaris.

    • @obama_cricket
      @obama_cricket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And now all it is are old parker play episode and crap player select

  • @2Vilapupu
    @2Vilapupu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The aftermath: Parker Plays stays, with rarely few occasional esports/tournaments w/o the D|XP branding but using the "latest" 'General audience program' bumper.
    Tbh, I was that guy who watched the Smash Bros tournament on the channel, and the Nintendo World Championship, and boy were there glitches, especially on the first week.
    Actually, the block and even the DXD channel itself was glitchy by late-May of that year. Fun fact: for Smash Bros Tournament there were audio issues on the SAP (2nd audio used for Spanish). In the first 5 or so minutes you could hear nothing except for music of any clips being played, something the audience. It was fixed really quickly. Also, since DXD is an ad-supported network like CN, some cable providers in some areas added their local ads (i.e your provider ads, that local event/store that you think it's that good it's on national television but it isn't) during matches, runing the moment. It happened twice or 3 times before DIsney fixed it. Apparently some engineer forgot to disable the locals breaks timestamps so most systems thought ads were being played.
    Also, they messed up the SAP, made the SD signal to 16:9 forced, and stuff no one cares about knowing during that Summer.
    Oh yea, and during DXD runs, they would sometimes be a "SIGN OFF" program slot just to be replaced by an automated run of Phineas and Ferb, with generic ads/shorts.
    Pretty sure DXP won't come back, just like Disney XD's other failed "mature" blocks. If no one recorded those shows during its run from the TV or from their site, then they'll become lost media overtime.

    • @OmniMC
      @OmniMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And currently the channel plays mostly Parker Plays with only a 4ish hour block mid day for DuckTales and a longer block at night for DuckTales, Amphibia, The Owl House and reruns of Gravity Falls.

    • @splatking8
      @splatking8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally everything on Disney XD is Player Select and Parker Plays. And of your lucky, you get Ducktales, Amphibia, The Owl House, or reruns of Gravity Falls. It’s sad.

    • @loganozdyck5255
      @loganozdyck5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone who works in the sports/esports world, usually how breaks work with a network is you have a producer counting out someone from master control who switches over to break. I'm surprised Disney had issues with that considering they own ESPN and probably was using the same facilities for transmission. The tournaments were probably just picked up last minute by the network and the people producing the broadcasts were unaware of how it all works for breaks and didn't fit it into their show structure or anything.
      Live production will always have glitches though

    • @cyanity1017
      @cyanity1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd honestly just be glad if they got rid of player select all together and made Parker plays it's own show.

    • @obama_cricket
      @obama_cricket 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And nothing has changed

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Dxp , or as I like to call it :Disney's G4 but much more crappy(also adult swim for teens)

    • @e1iteyoshi998
      @e1iteyoshi998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If anything more of these shows with the exception of the IGN Show are cringey and just embarrassing to watch.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nathaniel Foga :insert Mighty Nr 9 comparison here:

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brainbot Jezebel i actually find mighty number 9 not too bad honestly.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nathaniel Foga but it’s garbage compared to the game (series) it’s based on. Also this dashing mechanic is unnessecary and the game shouldn’t tell you wich zone you should visit next after you required a new ability from a boss. That’s like a point n‘ click where you can look up the answer if you are stuck, sure it makes the game easier but it removes the whole point of the game

    • @thehillz726
      @thehillz726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      teenswim?

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Why watch Let’s play’s if they’re goanna be censored?

  • @Karanthaneos
    @Karanthaneos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jimmy Wong is the younger brother of Freddie Wong, the guy from Rocket Jump, a channel on YT that does a lot of short videos with special effects like Digital Corridor.

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yump Bagle Well his channel (rocketjump) is pretty high budgeted with vfx and is entertaining so check it out

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah so he's the Frank to Freddie's Sylverster Stallone or the Elle to Freddie's Dakota Fanning

  • @LimeyLassen
    @LimeyLassen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Joey Graceffa"
    "Marcus Scribner"
    Are these guys procedurally generated Star Wars characters?

  • @Piiiiiiiiit
    @Piiiiiiiiit 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i remember seeing this block when i was younger, it was fun! also my first real introduction to e-sports. i knew they were a thing but i had never actually seen them before. Parker Plays was probably my favorite show, the novelty of a normal youtube let’s player given a tv budget and airing on tv was really intriguing to me for whatever reason.

  • @Solanacia
    @Solanacia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    DSP for DXP 2018

    • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
      @brayanargandonaflorentino548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Whhhaaaaat Oh caum aaauuun!!!!!!!!

    • @NATE-op9tq
      @NATE-op9tq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *masturbates on Disney set*
      Wait, was the camera rolling?

    • @JavmanYoshi
      @JavmanYoshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT IS THIS?

    • @tjiiik
      @tjiiik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Soarxisscared:
      Then the director jumps in and says "don't worry kids, he's just getting his gamer juice".

    • @caramelcomplx9518
      @caramelcomplx9518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DSP Tries It: DXP

  • @goldenduck7000
    @goldenduck7000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    IGN the show?
    OH NO
    *I HAVE TO HOLD MY ORAS REVIEW JOKES*

    • @coldramengregg7376
      @coldramengregg7376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *7.8 out of 10*

    • @Kjm-go1vi
      @Kjm-go1vi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Don't* Never let them live it down!

  • @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789
    @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    if only Disney XD Showed more New Episodes of Milo Murphy's LAW

  • @internettrash5120
    @internettrash5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Shows like these are a nice example of why TV is dying

  • @DerpDoesStuffYT
    @DerpDoesStuffYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No matter what I search, nothing pulls up the attack

  • @kaffrontubed735
    @kaffrontubed735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This makes me embarrassed to be white

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    After watching this, I miss my G4 watching days of 2006-2012, X-Play, Attack of the Show, their E3 and Comic-Con coverage was my cable news that decade. I knew about this, but it just wasn't the same, and too late, since I don't watch TV anymore and this is cringe cancer.

  • @GERMANAITOR
    @GERMANAITOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:39 im so glad you added this. It is exactly what came into my mind.

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The term “GAMER” has been so overused and in like the dringest ways that it’s really hard for me to even say it seriously

    • @yahirsolorio8795
      @yahirsolorio8795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well.. sometimes, but why not just call it "game player"

  • @SirDude456
    @SirDude456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "color me intrigued and have me drink from the segregated fountain" why does this man not have more subs/money?

  • @coffeebeans5460
    @coffeebeans5460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    12:16
    Ladies and FRICKS!!!

  • @Fuzon-S
    @Fuzon-S 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You pretty much summed up my feelings toward the Super Bowl during the Guitar Hero segment.

    • @imrustyokay
      @imrustyokay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheElectricHedgehog Especially if Philadelphia is involved.

  • @HerbalAssailant
    @HerbalAssailant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    The Esports segment was the only thing I watched on DXP.

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Faith Even then. I don’t need to tune in to a TV channel to watch a match. I just need to go to Twitch.

    • @HerbalAssailant
      @HerbalAssailant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Softy Yup. It's pretty fun to watch OWL on the tv instead of on twitch with a laptop. They do a good job of cutting between players.

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      star vs the forces of evil is the best thing on there

    • @HerbalAssailant
      @HerbalAssailant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sirmel11 Have you watched the Big Hero 6 animated show yet? It's actually pretty good.

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NAH I HAVEN'T SEEN the movie either

  • @jureigeeksoutoccasionally
    @jureigeeksoutoccasionally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I honestly think Player Select is really funny sometimes. It’s the show that I kinda just have on in the background at all times.

  • @LightestKing
    @LightestKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:33 she had literally no reason to scream, what the fuck is she doing there?

  • @Andythedrew1
    @Andythedrew1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Are you gonna do a retrospective review of Adventure Time when the finale comes out? Kind of like what you did with Samurai Jack?

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Andythedrew1 I had no idea Adventure Time was still going

    • @allendepacheco3419
      @allendepacheco3419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bob Snob Well it's airing the last season and ending with an all out war between the gum families. Oh yeah, PG now has a family and they are creating an army of previous villains to take over the land of Oooh or some shit like that. I kinda dropped off the series around season five, but I will try to catch up.

    • @Andythedrew1
      @Andythedrew1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The later seasons of Adventure Time certainly aren’t for everyone. They aren’t bad they’re just... strange. That’s why it’d be interesting to analyze the series as a whole. Was the show better when it was simple, or when it got deep? I’d make a video of it myself if I had the resources, but I don’t so I gotta rely on Pan I suppose

    • @Mcdonaldsslopper
      @Mcdonaldsslopper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one likes that shit but early 2010's hipsters.

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +darkjudgeofd00m wrong

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I ever meet Pan Pizza in person, I want him to say “Orale holmes” in the most Mexican accent possible.
    And that’s all. I’d be satisfied.

    • @3rdBalance
      @3rdBalance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aflay I just want my zone tan ringtone to go off around and have it talked about on a video while looking at lewds

  • @KuronekoBonbon
    @KuronekoBonbon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I swear, this is gonna die quickly than G4's downward spiral.
    I should tell GoodBadFlicks.

  • @Rakanarshi2
    @Rakanarshi2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That pervy mosquito game got onto T.V with a half arsed review from a popular cartoon host...grand, absolutely sensational.

  • @EatWave
    @EatWave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Maybe Disney should hire PewDiePie? Oh, right.

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a fucking ni-

    • @Mae4Ever
      @Mae4Ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sprongle69's Video Dump fail? Hahaha.... leaving Disney is a smart choice. Just look at Star Wars

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah they were probably justified in firing him. But he is Swedish and the n word doesn’t have the same exact meaning as it does here. Still it’s shitty to say the n word.

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simoneidson21 No, that Swedish excuse makes no sense at all. Even Felix wouldn't use that shitty excuse. He had a slip-up where he thought something would be funny but it wasn't, and he apologized.

  • @jayrocks1203
    @jayrocks1203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Disney's trying way to hard to be cool! Walt Disney is ROLLING around in his grave!😡😡😡

  • @senpaidearest2815
    @senpaidearest2815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Thank you father

    • @shanechannel7066
      @shanechannel7066 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NeoCallie your welcome, dear. Just remember: it's our little secret 😉

    • @jokekiller14672
      @jokekiller14672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hes a bit of a shitty father since he lost his kid at target

    • @cheeseburgah563
      @cheeseburgah563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NeoCallie ok

    • @ishe_we_zimbabwe
      @ishe_we_zimbabwe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NeoCallie no u

    • @jorgegutierrez8588
      @jorgegutierrez8588 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't go back to the Target.

  • @Tyrantk2007
    @Tyrantk2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "You gotta accept there are people who like things you don't like"
    IGN is never getting off the hook for "Too much water"
    Bring them to the center of town and hang them with madcatz controllers

    • @Roberto-mm4gr
      @Roberto-mm4gr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s a criticism towards the game’s level design. Nothing wrong with it

    • @Tyrantk2007
      @Tyrantk2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No it's not

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rangerborn 128 I was about to say that, imagine party babyz has a higher score then God hand. It's quite sickening, it's why I don't trust gaming journalism (well that and many, many other reasons)

    • @xenocrimge6660
      @xenocrimge6660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No one likes surfing in Pokemon and getting wild encounters every 5 seconds. That criticism is 100% justified and the only reason it was so controversial is because people can't handle seeing something negative about a hyped up game.

    • @Tyrantk2007
      @Tyrantk2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zim you sound like you have ADHD look at what you're complaining about.

  • @Mr_Mimestamp
    @Mr_Mimestamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Two shows are still regularly featured. Around 9PM on Disney XD, they still sometimes feature Parker Plays and Polaris: Prime Time. Since I was a young teen when... this started, I’ll give my opinion on these two shows.
    Parker Plays is your average PG rated gamer, but with a few differences. Think DanTDM with less personality and way more pandering. The thing that I dislike about is two things. First, they have random different games alongside actual long games played. For example, here’s what an average 22-minute episode’s schedule would look like. Tattletail, Agar.io, Tattletail, TH-camr’s Life, Tattletail. Why would they split a single game up so much?
    Second, the production value isn’t put to use. Imagine if every time a game commentator said “Imagine if this happened” casually, then they’d have a five minute skit featuring CaptainSparklez about this scenario.
    Now Polaris: Player Select. While it is more than a clip show, it’s not worth the extra effort. They heavily edit sections. Instead of getting TH-camrs to give them more of the content they already do with a higher budget, giving the editors the right to edit how they please, they take low-res videos of TH-cam videos already available for free and censor and edit them badly to be “funny”. Why edit it if people were completely fine with it?

    • @positivea9111
      @positivea9111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the part that annoy me in Player Select now is that the swat to different TH-camrs a lot like my sister said why not make one episode for one TH-camr that will be more better.

  • @coolzer0guy6
    @coolzer0guy6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I didn't even realize this was a thing. Oh god.

    • @tamacat2001
      @tamacat2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Odinkaar Hardly anyone did - Disney XD hardly ever advertised it.

    • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
      @JohnDoe-kv3kd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And now it's dead and good riddance.

  • @chumgumpster6467
    @chumgumpster6467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Do a juice reveal at 400,000

  • @mingis001
    @mingis001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Its already at that point where I'm not sure if Pan is joking about the controversy, or if he's actually not a virgin

    • @scizor285
      @scizor285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mingis what was the controversy?

    • @mingis001
      @mingis001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chaos5338 Something about him having a child with someone and losing it. literally losing it, they couldn't find it

    • @scizor285
      @scizor285 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mingis oh okay.

    • @jorgegutierrez8588
      @jorgegutierrez8588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mingis
      It really didn't come off as a joke. The entire thing was kinda awkward and cold.

    • @mingis001
      @mingis001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jorge Gutierrez He seemed eerily comfortable sharing the story

  • @seventy1295
    @seventy1295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Reminds me of that game show about video games from either the 90s or 2000s. The clearest memory I have of it was that 1v1 burger-themed worms clone at the end.

  • @kosog6584
    @kosog6584 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:42 This part aged waaay tooo wellll lmaoooo

  • @arturosandovalsaito2704
    @arturosandovalsaito2704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember witnessing and watching that block during the summer of 2017. And I still don’t get why the people behind Disney thought it was a good idea to air these shows on Disney XD. The only show I actually liked and still rewatch is Parker Plays and at least Waypoint has a good concept for a documentary. All of the other shows like Polaris: Player Select or Polaris Primetime are just trash content.

  • @Tay-xj5ud
    @Tay-xj5ud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Wait
    Nostalgia critic has a quiz show?

    • @sage5969
      @sage5969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ベール グリーンハートVert Green Heart Wait what

    • @moviesrobert
      @moviesrobert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      it's not very good, it's basically like those skits in his videos that you always skip

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ベール グリーンハートVert Green Heart
      It's best to keep it that way, and the rest of the Nostalgia Critic since he's washed up now in his humor.

    • @Corrderio
      @Corrderio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think for like 12 eps before it was canned. I know it was mentioned in that google doc from earlier this week.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ベール グリーンハートVert Green Heart,
      I guess Doug (oh sorry Nostalgic Critic.) does? I know unnecessary comment but I'm as baffled as you are, I'm guessing Ed was a reference to Nostalgia Critic's review of that Ed Edd and Eddy Movie that did or did not happen yet?

  • @catb0mb
    @catb0mb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    funnily enough this isn't the only time Disney XD has tried gaming based programming. If you get the chance take a look at the now long gone "gaming show (in my parents garage)". There was another gaming show of sorts that aired alongside this but I forget the name lol.

    • @catb0mb
      @catb0mb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also pan that was heroes of the storm not LoL you FUCK

    • @elkaboing90
      @elkaboing90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      catb0mb remember when Markiplier was on gamers guide to something something that show where kids try to be the best like no one ever was yeah he pulled a Keanu Reeves on is

    • @catb0mb
      @catb0mb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES THAT WAS THE OTHER ONE I FORGOT ABOUT, THANK YOU
      pan please look at gamers guide to pretty much everything alongside the other show i mentioned

    • @pinkcigarette
      @pinkcigarette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      catb0mb Why did you make me remember about Gaming show (in my parent garage)

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thiiiiink I remember that

  • @CHECKthisvid
    @CHECKthisvid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:39 BTW, The Attack is still running on Twitch, albeit as an interactive show called Attack Arcade, the show you play like a video game! It’s at twitch.tv/theattack.
    Also, Kevin Pereira’s not hosting half the time due to his hosting duties on TruTV’s Hack my Life + his work with The Attack and his Pointless Podcast.

    • @bamos1092
      @bamos1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Remember Hack My Life, But In Latin Spanish Voice Over
      And Yes, The Dub Is Shit

  • @TheAdamChaney
    @TheAdamChaney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Disney XD: Are we "lit" as the kids say? We have the Fortnite and the youtubers that the kids watch these days. Who needs TH-cam when you have us?

  • @extremegamer7890
    @extremegamer7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:07 feels like a adult swim bumper